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Offline AlanS

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I was right there
« on: December 15, 2013, 04:31:57 PM »
He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment. His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwards again... and again...and again, back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out...in and out...........in and out, ever so slowly and gently trying to draw in and use every inch.



Her heart was pounding...pounding that she felt it would burst from her chest......her face was flushed............she was dripping with perspiration, then she moaned, oh so softly at first, then she began to groan louder and louder and louder. Till finally and totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, a scream that shook him to the very core and she shuddered to a sudden halt.



Her whole body was taut and stretched her face like crimson, finally gasping for every breath she said



"OK!!, OK!! So I CAN'T parallel park the f..king car!!!!
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: I was right there
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 04:51:10 PM »
I'm really trying not to laugh at this...lol
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Re: I was right there
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 06:09:18 PM »
I'm really trying not to laugh at this...lol

I can't wait until I get a response from my wife. At least I think she'll call it funny. Maybe not. ::exitstageleft::
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Re: I was right there
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2013, 07:00:48 AM »
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Re: I was right there
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2013, 07:21:17 AM »
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.