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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: warpmine on November 24, 2011, 08:53:30 AM

Title: New twist on an old joke
Post by: warpmine on November 24, 2011, 08:53:30 AM: An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don't want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Obama, said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have thelast parachute.”

The little girl said, “That’s okay, Dr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President just took my schoolbag!"

::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: BMG on November 24, 2011, 10:50:53 AM: ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: Libertas on November 24, 2011, 11:07:04 AM: I can never get enough of this kind of humor!

::thumbsup:: ;D ::cool:: ::rolllaughing:: ::whoohoo:: ::hysterical:: ::danceban::
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: John Florida on November 24, 2011, 02:07:46 PM: ::smallestviolin:: Poor thing.Bless his heart.
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: BigAlSouth on November 24, 2011, 08:40:16 PM: Quote from: John Florida on November 24, 2011, 02:07:46 PM
::smallestviolin:: Poor thing.Bless his heart.

Dang if JF gonna make a good Southern Redneck one day.
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: John Florida on November 24, 2011, 10:07:39 PM: Quote from: BigAlSouth on November 24, 2011, 08:40:16 PM
Quote from: John Florida on November 24, 2011, 02:07:46 PM
::smallestviolin:: Poor thing.Bless his heart.

Dang if JF gonna make a good Southern Redneck one day.

Sicily is as far south as you can get where I'm from. ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: BigAlSouth on November 25, 2011, 05:07:25 AM: Assimilation. Gongrats. ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: New twist on an old joke
Post by: Predator Don on November 25, 2011, 05:16:13 PM: Not that it mattered.....anyone believe obama could figure out how to open it???? Much less put it on......