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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1840 on: May 24, 2016, 11:40:42 AM »
The #NeverTrump crowd come in two flavors -

1) Closet Clinton voters in denial.

or

2) People who are intentionally or unintentionally perpetuating the reign of error that is the Establishment Republican cadre comprising a too large a segment of the GOP.

By far the largest group is the latter...and the most irritating of them is the ignorant segment.

But whatever...bleep 'em anyway...people who live in a fantasy world are going to crash the hardest when the real shat hits the fan, I am weary of GAFF about anything beyond my direct control.

Sheep get sheared, tough crap...be a sheep or not...it's everybody's choice...people got to understand choices have consequences and no amount of pretending can escape that.

Any by choice I mean real choice...beyond who to push a button for in a dirty game...

Any way I can mess with the corrupt system, I will mess with the corrupt system, really what other utility is there participating in it at all?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1841 on: May 25, 2016, 12:42:29 PM »
Good humor, always based on some truth...



The sub-headline being the element of truth!



Also, true and sad...but funny!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1842 on: May 26, 2016, 07:13:48 AM »
St. Petersburg teen sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to attempted murder

A 16-year-old boy arrested nearly three years ago on charges that he shot at another boy and committed a robbery was sentenced Monday to eight years in prison.

Le’Genius Wisdom Williams of St. Petersburg, who was 13 then, pleaded guilty to shooting…

http://iotwreport.com/check-out-this-thugs-name/

A real man of Le'Genius!!!   ::laughonfloor::   ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical::

We'll, he'll go into prison Le'Genius and come out Le'Phaggot!!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1843 on: May 26, 2016, 10:51:05 AM »
The names ....... they kill me.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1845 on: May 27, 2016, 10:28:57 AM »
For ya married fellas...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1846 on: May 31, 2016, 07:19:56 AM »


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html

Favorite comment so far -

liz, Florida, United States, 16 minutes ago
Going to need a bigger golf cart.


 ::hysterical::


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1847 on: May 31, 2016, 08:51:25 AM »
Vote Remain or Cthulhu Will Devour Your Soul!



Mr. Cthulhu, one of the Great Old Ones of the Lovecraft™ Mythos, had this to say in a telephone interview:

Yesssssssssh.
You must all vote rrrrrrrrrremaaaaaaain...
Europpppppe will rrrrule allllll.
Act againsssst my will and I will make slavesssss of you all.
I will torture your beloved onesssss before your eyessss for all eternity.
You will beg for deathhhhhh.
I will feassssst on your tearssssss.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/vote-remain-or-cthulhu-will-devour-your-soul-t18007.html

Heh!

Stick it to Cthulhu and the EU!!!   :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1848 on: May 31, 2016, 01:06:56 PM »
Ironic this gator roams Manatee county.....Wonder what he feeds on?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1849 on: May 31, 2016, 03:15:04 PM »


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html

Favorite comment so far -

liz, Florida, United States, 16 minutes ago
Going to need a bigger golf cart.


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Good grief! I remember as a kid being on vacation and traveling through Mississippi where we would stop at the roadside alligator farm tourist traps. I saw some damned hefty critters then but I've never seen one in the wild.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1850 on: May 31, 2016, 08:22:18 PM »
Years ago had a tournament on lake Eufaula, deep in Alabama. Never fished a lake with gators and one of my customers told me they wouldn't bother you if we fished areas he had told us about. We are in backwaters, small openings, lots of grass patches, plenty of places for gators. I can't remember why our boat nestled up to a grass point, maybe we were landing a fish...don't remember...but I do remember the very large gator sitting on that point, not 3 feet from our trolling motor...could have crawled in easily. It really spooked my brother, we backed off and this gator slides into the water and blocks the opening. Now I'm spooked. So we set there for what felt like an eternity, gator floating on top of water and we need to get through. Finally we put the boat in gear and head at this gator. He just sinks out of the way...we never touched him. We also didn't go back in again. We saw several large critters.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1851 on: May 31, 2016, 10:17:08 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1852 on: June 01, 2016, 06:53:55 AM »
We've all seen different versions of that map over the decades...and I still get the same reaction...

Lot's of targets...

So always remember Rule #2

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1853 on: June 01, 2016, 06:58:36 AM »
Years ago had a tournament on lake Eufaula, deep in Alabama. Never fished a lake with gators and one of my customers told me they wouldn't bother you if we fished areas he had told us about. We are in backwaters, small openings, lots of grass patches, plenty of places for gators. I can't remember why our boat nestled up to a grass point, maybe we were landing a fish...don't remember...but I do remember the very large gator sitting on that point, not 3 feet from our trolling motor...could have crawled in easily. It really spooked my brother, we backed off and this gator slides into the water and blocks the opening. Now I'm spooked. So we set there for what felt like an eternity, gator floating on top of water and we need to get through. Finally we put the boat in gear and head at this gator. He just sinks out of the way...we never touched him. We also didn't go back in again. We saw several large critters.

I bet ya never did this...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/274548-overnight-open-thread-dont-throw-an-alligator-through-the-drive-in-window-at-wendys/

Reminds me of the old Chris Rock advise to stupid brothers routine...the catch phrase - "I wouldn't do that sh*t if I was you!".

Yeah.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1854 on: June 02, 2016, 12:36:25 PM »
I had fun reading this over lunch and following links when provided -

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/13-angriest-american-cities-ranked

Not surprising how Progressive and Angry go together so nicely.

And one link for Philly led me here -

https://www.thrillist.com/lifestyle/philadelphia/why-philly-is-americas-greatest-and-worst-city

That was written well enough and there are some funny bits...but when the guys writes this:
 
Queen Village also has the misfortune of butting up against Pennsport. That's where the Mummers have their clubhouses and prepare for the annual New Year’s Day debacle. The Mummers are a local institution -- sort of a cross between a provincial circus and Mardi Gras, with string bands, colorful outfits, lots of makeup, full bladders, and a nasty, longstanding tradition of overt racism, misogyny, and homophobia.

But given how America is being flushed down the cultural sewer by mealy-mouthed progressive zampolit thugs and especially in the face of 8 years of full-frontal gutter-splashing idiocy of Obama & Co using such terms and making it sound as though it is a bad thing is in fact having the opposite effect.

But, whatever. 


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1855 on: June 02, 2016, 05:48:59 PM »
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1856 on: June 02, 2016, 09:17:26 PM »



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1857 on: June 03, 2016, 07:08:36 AM »
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.

I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first.  Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1858 on: June 03, 2016, 07:09:13 AM »



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Yeah, if somebody can't laugh at that they pretty much have no sense of humor at all!   ::thumbsup::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1859 on: June 03, 2016, 08:44:46 AM »
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.

I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first.  Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?

No need. I've never had one get in the boat. Then again, I've never wanted one in the boat.
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