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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: IronDioPriest on January 18, 2013, 09:32:49 AM
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We haven't had a Michelle Obama got hit with the ugly stick thread lately.
This picture is found under the breathless headline, "Michelle Obama Debuts Bangin' New Do' For Her Birthday"
Affirmative Action beauty, compliments of your fawning media.
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/300-MichelleObama2-011713-jpg_224707.jpg)
At this point I would not be at all surprised to learn that Michelle Obama is a transsexual. She looks like an ugly dude in drag.
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I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.
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I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.
I wonder how many gallons of straightener she needs to straighten it out. She must be so ashamed of her heritage, to try so hard to pretend she has "white" hair.
I remember in the Denzel Washington portrayal of Malcolm X, that was a big deal - Black people trying to be White would go through much discomfort to straighten their hair, but once Brother Malcolm saw the light of the Prophet Elijah Mohammed he understood the wrong-headedness of being ashamed of African negroid hair and trying to emulate European caucasoid hair.
I guess things always come full circle, don't they? Black slaves to fee men, free men to Black seperatists, Black seperatists to integrated equals, integrated equals to angry agitators, angry agitators to Black seperatists, until now Blacks are enslaving their own under Black elitists who stand on their backs and straighten their hair to look White.
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I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.
I dunno but I bet I know what end of the horse the hair came from...look closely, you can see the flies still circling...or they were there to begin with...
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Probably has a Maxine Waters hair cut.
But that's private, when she lets her
hair down, between she and him.
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As I recall, straightening hair was called "conking"
To me, conking someone is hitting on the head. It wouldn't bother me to see my understanding of conking happen to M
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It's not wise to make Wookies mad...
Do it, just run really really fast!
::hysterical::
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While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.
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While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.
Lunch!
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While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.
::rimshot:: ::bows::
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While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.
::rimshot:: ::bows::
::curtsy4:: Those legs in a dress remind me of Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie, and the manly jawline doesn't help convince me otherwise!
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::thumbsup::
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"...what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about..."
::laughonfloor::
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I bet she knows all there is to know....about the crying game (http://noisen.com/Smileys/cyna/whistling2.gif)
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Drudge is linking to an article in the WaPo about the First Lady's "posterior" here (http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/michelle-obamas-posterior-again-the-subject-of-a-public-rant/2013/02/04/c119c9a8-6efb-11e2-aa58-243de81040ba_story.html).
Which compelled me to Bing: "Michelle's Posterior"
Michelle Obama’s posterior again the subject of a public rant Washington Post·19 hours ago
Coach Suspended Over his ‘Fat Butt Michelle Obama’ Rant (Listen)EURweb·11 hours ago
Obama not first first lady to be ‘butt’ of jokes, but some blame racism MyrtleBeachOnline·10 hours ago
'Michelle Obama has a large posterior': Rep Jim Sensenbrenner ...www.dailymail.co.uk/ (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/)...
Why Are White Men Obsessed With Michelle Obama's Posterior?
PolicyMic 5 hours ago
Michelle Obama – Baby Got Posterior « 22MOON.COM
8 hours ago
(http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/michelle-posterior.jpg)
...Because, she's so beautiful...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XpmU4wpKVpA/TeGp_V73CRI/AAAAAAAADMA/xEOkoQsCs8A/s1600/michelle-wide-load.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EdoQZaiGj-g/TVLn_tbbgDI/AAAAAAAAB3E/zIHaI_Hidmw/s320/Michelle_Obama_ass.jpg)
(http://divabetic.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/images1.jpeg)
(http://media.tinmoi.vn//2012/02/09/3_12_1328782076_7_1328760254-michelle-obama.jpg)
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
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I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.
I dunno but I bet I know what end of the horse the hair came from...look closely, you can see the flies still circling...or they were there to begin with...
I wonder how many pidgeons roosted in her lower lip during the inauguration ceremony .
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
::hysterical::
And that second pic is just too perfect!
::laughonfloor::
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Yeah, she's so classy the way she clears up that bite.
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Dude looks like a lady (http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AufudiEdi4qUnOP7o_tGIBmbvZx4?p=dude+looks+like+a+lady&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701) was wriiten about Michelle? *squints eyes* or is that Barry?
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::hysterical::
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
::hysterical::
When you're right, you're right.
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
^^^
What he said.
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.
::hysterical::
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We haven't had a Michelle Obama got hit with the ugly stick thread lately.
This picture is found under the breathless headline, "Michelle Obama Debuts Bangin' New Do' For Her Birthday"
Affirmative Action beauty, compliments of your fawning media.
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/300-MichelleObama2-011713-jpg_224707.jpg)
At this point I would not be at all surprised to learn that Michelle Obama is a transsexual. She looks like an ugly dude in drag.
The hairdo would be perfect if the bangs were 8 inches longer.
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Beauty is in the eye of the...uh...umm...
Well, sometimes it really helps to be completely blind!
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Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.
Well a big ass probably has a big asshole.
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I'm not quite sure if he's an asshole so much as a whole ass.
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Splitting ass-hairs...an ass is an ass is an ass!
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Bet he fancies himself a wide receiver.
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Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .
(http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj614/Fusco0489/Obama20Pinocchio_zpsac8c21d9.jpg)
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Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .
(http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj614/Fusco0489/Obama20Pinocchio_zpsac8c21d9.jpg)
He's a real boy. Ask Frank Marshall Davis and Larry Sinclair.
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Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .
(http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj614/Fusco0489/Obama20Pinocchio_zpsac8c21d9.jpg)
He's a real boy. Ask Frank Marshall Davis and Larry Sinclair.
AKA - Daddy and Butt-Buddy!
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
Hmmmm....
::thinking::
team america - matt damon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQNA96gfrg#)
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
Hehe. I didn't know so I cheated and used the googletubes. Too rich.
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Note how many Low Information Media outlets have reported that quote, among others.
Page 2 on google just to get Newsday. Page 3 for the Daily News and Fox.
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
Yea, I saw who. Makes double for capping his ass.
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
Was it that cop from LA that has gone off the reservation? I didn't cheat.
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Your Friday fun question, boys and girls. Who made the following statement.
Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.
No cheating by using the googletubes.
Yea, I saw who. Makes double for capping his ass.
::thumbsup::
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(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz249/warpmine/Iknewshelookedfamiliar.jpg)
I knew she looked familiar.
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(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz249/warpmine/Iknewshelookedfamiliar.jpg)
I knew she looked familiar.
LOL...I was gonna post this was just wrong.....But I can't because its so dang funny.
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Whoa! ::speechless:: ::exitstageleft::
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The real question is, which one would work better at scaring neighborhood kids off your lawn?