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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1500 on: October 03, 2015, 08:00:15 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1501 on: October 05, 2015, 07:14:25 AM »
Heh!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1502 on: October 05, 2015, 08:04:57 AM »
Perfect example of Dhimm in Alaska.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=nU5cMZymSr0\


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1503 on: October 05, 2015, 08:09:02 AM »
Is this a shtick?  Seriously, who talks like this?  You gotta be sh*ttin' me?!

"Go Bear, Go!"

Oh, and eat her, make it stop, please God make her STFU!   ::praying::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1504 on: October 06, 2015, 07:09:08 PM »
I am glad to announce that I am nothing like the Modenr Man described in the times

I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably

[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

26. The modern man cries. He cries often.[/quote]

He probably cries mostly when the  Gansta Rap people he listens to point a gun at him and have sex with his wife - who invites them over regularly because she is married to a beta who is into mellon ballers , shopping for shoes for his wife ( that is where the Gangstas send him when they are getting busy) or putting the dishes away ....

An EPIC troll my friends.. leave it alone. .








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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1505 on: October 07, 2015, 08:17:43 AM »
From the man who brought us Feminist Music, in my music thread, I give you...

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Multicolored Land Whales.   ::thumbsup::

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« Reply #1506 on: October 07, 2015, 01:08:15 PM »
I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably

[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

Never heard of Wu-Tang or Michael Mann. The last time I smashed the sh!t out of my finger, I almost cried. When my mom died, I cried like a baby.

And I'm glad I don't own any guns. ::evil::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1507 on: October 07, 2015, 02:21:32 PM »
I am glad to announce that I am nothing like the Modenr Man described in the times

I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably

[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

He probably cries mostly when the  Gansta Rap people he listens to point a gun at him and have sex with his wife - who invites them over regularly because she is married to a beta who is into mellon ballers , shopping for shoes for his wife ( that is where the Gangstas send him when they are getting busy) or putting the dishes away ....

An EPIC troll my friends.. leave it alone. .








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The "modern man" squats to pee.....

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1508 on: October 07, 2015, 04:17:08 PM »
  The problem is that modern man is really a good old fashioned metro sexual fag.  YUP I SAID THE F WORD.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1509 on: October 07, 2015, 08:21:47 PM »
Every policy conversation you will have with a libtard, in the past, in the present, in the future, featuring Ted Cruz.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1510 on: October 07, 2015, 09:32:04 PM »
Oy.  Monkey see, monkey say.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1511 on: October 08, 2015, 07:34:49 AM »
I think a chimpanzee has more going on upstairs than your average Prog...

But hey, people like this idiot and the mook in the White House prove even a complete moron can be President of something...

97% of chimpanzee's agree with this statement!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1512 on: October 08, 2015, 08:03:31 AM »
https://youtu.be/bnoFKskvSq4

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1513 on: October 08, 2015, 08:12:51 AM »
https://youtu.be/bnoFKskvSq4

A gun Free America in 5 easy steps.

Sambo P-Man 15 hours ago
 Rounding up 10 million illegal immigrants - Impossible task.

Rounding up 300 million guns - Common Sense.

See how that works?


OK, back to stacking Fedcoats like cord wood again...

Whichever way they want it...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1514 on: October 08, 2015, 12:05:24 PM »
Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.

http://eagnews.org/swat-descends-on-co-school-over-students-halloween-costume/

Seriously?  Nobody could like, approach the kid and confirm it is a costume?  Oh wait, they willing disarmed themselves and banned guns from lawful folks...but love to call and have SWAT come blasting in...

Should have dressed as a beheaded Christian slaughtered by Mohammadans...everybody would get a chuckle out of that and nobody would have called SWAT...

 ::unknowncomic::

And speaking of bad costumes...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/236237-isis-executioner-nicknamed-the-bulldozer-cuts-teenagers-hand-and-foot-off-for-refusing-to-join-the-terror-group/

...when did Michael Moore join ISIS?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1515 on: October 08, 2015, 01:25:11 PM »
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Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.

These are the same dingleberries who mocked the response to Clockmhed.

Progs have no sense period.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1516 on: October 08, 2015, 02:33:53 PM »
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Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.

These are the same dingleberries who mocked the response to Clockmhed.

Progs have no sense period.

I stand corrected.   ::hat-tip::

And...I should/do know that...I have no excuse...   ::bus::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1518 on: October 12, 2015, 11:10:00 AM »
“Has your mother ever told you that you’re the daughter of Webb Hubbell, and not Bill Clinton,”

 ::hysterical::

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/video-chelsea-asked-if-bill-preys-on-young-girls/

Like anybody would tell her the truth about anything...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1519 on: October 12, 2015, 11:45:12 AM »
Chelsea did not deny it. 

Just sayin'



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