Topic: Eccentrica Gallumbits

[Weisshaupt]

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six
has recently landed on Earth.

Her parents must be so proud, especially since she did it to make herself "unattractive to men"  (and women, and really anyone who thinks a self-aggrandizing popularity seeker willing to mutilate their own body for 15 minutes of fame  is unattractive)

FLUSH.

[IronDioPriest]

Something tells me she's not going to receive the kind or degree of attention she thinks she is.

It's not even interesting to look at.

[Dan]

I saw it elsewhere and refused to take a look.

[AlanS]

I'm not sure if this qualifies as trash or just plain attention whore.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-woman-claims-to-have-had-plastic-surgery-so-she-can-hav#1m0o5g6

This Woman Claims To Have Had Plastic Surgery To Have A Third Breast

And now there are a lot of questions to answer. posted on Sept. 22, 2014, at 6:28 a.m.
Alan White BuzzFeed Staff
 
Jasmine Tridevil (not her real name) is a young lady from Tampa, Florida.

Here is a troubling radio interview with her about why she allegedly got a third breast a few months ago and how hard it was to get one. She said that she was told to “sign a nondisclosure agreement” and had to call scores of doctors before she could find one who would do it because it was such a breach of ethics. She didn’t reveal the name of the doctor who performed the procedure.

Over the course of the interview, during which the hosts asked some unbelievably inappropriate questions, she said the surgery cost $20,000, that she saved up for two years so that it could happen, that her mum won’t talk to her and won’t let her sister talk to her, and that her dad is unhappy. She said it’s not just about fame.
On the station, the 21-year-old said: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

She said a “mini-implant” was put in so it had a nipple, and an areole was tattooed around it. The breasts apparently don’t quite “match up”.
She told the station: “The reaction has been crazy.”
 
It’s not entirely unsurprising. Thus far she seems to be enjoying the attention, writing on her Facebook page, “So I’m flying to New York to appear on The Inside Edition show this Monday! Then going to be on the news, Jimmy Kimmel show and Vice magazine! oh and a few radio shows!”
BuzzFeed News has reached out to her for further comment.

update

Consultant plastic surgeon and British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons Nilesh Sojitra told BuzzFeed News:

“This is a clear case of a patient who should not have had surgery performed on her. Someone making this kind of request may have body dysmorphia disorder, or not have thought through the long-term consequences of such a surgery – she will now be scarred for life – and may have benefited from psychological evaluation rather than surgery. Additionally, the actions of the surgeon are unethical and they have acted in a way where no reasonable plastic surgeon would.”

[whimsicalmamapig]

Now can't you just see Miley Cyrus trying to work something like this into her act? Never one to be upstaged.

This is truly the symbol of the end of our culture, not that someone would not have self-mutilated in the past, but that we consider this newsworthy and that this poor idiot thought she would achieve some sort of public adoration for such.

I saw the pic of the guy who had the "horns" implanted in his skull and chalked it up to some very strange cultist activity that stayed within its perimeters, but this act was done for public consumption which says more about the "public" than this poor soul.

[Pablo de Fleurs]

Reminds me of an old Terry Thomas movie (can’t remember the title & You.Tube  doesn’t seem to have the clip).

Thomas, an Englishman, is speaking to a member of the Audubon Society (but doesn’t know that) on the topic of birds (which Thomas assumes means ‘women’). The Audubon enthusiast tells of seeing various rare birds, big & small, & mentions that just that afternoon he came upon seven Tit…

…to which Thomas replies “Seven??”

[Glock32]

Who are the "doctors" performing these acts of mutilation?  Yeah, I know, any notion of Hippocratic Oaths went out the window when "medicine" decided the proper treatment for someone who believes they're the opposite sex was not intense psychiatric treatment but surgical mutilation of genitalia.

[Pablo de Fleurs]

Something tells me she's not going to receive the kind or degree of attention she thinks she is.

It's not even interesting to look at.

Agreed. Yahweh's simple, classic design cannot be improved upon.

[Libertas]

I'm not sure if this qualifies as trash or just plain attention whore.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-woman-claims-to-have-had-plastic-surgery-so-she-can-hav#1m0o5g6

This Woman Claims To Have Had Plastic Surgery To Have A Third Breast

And now there are a lot of questions to answer. posted on Sept. 22, 2014, at 6:28 a.m.
Alan White BuzzFeed Staff
 
Jasmine Tridevil (not her real name) is a young lady from Tampa, Florida.

Here is a troubling radio interview with her about why she allegedly got a third breast a few months ago and how hard it was to get one. She said that she was told to “sign a nondisclosure agreement” and had to call scores of doctors before she could find one who would do it because it was such a breach of ethics. She didn’t reveal the name of the doctor who performed the procedure.

Over the course of the interview, during which the hosts asked some unbelievably inappropriate questions, she said the surgery cost $20,000, that she saved up for two years so that it could happen, that her mum won’t talk to her and won’t let her sister talk to her, and that her dad is unhappy. She said it’s not just about fame.
On the station, the 21-year-old said: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

Unattractive to men?  She unaware how many shallow morons on (and off) the planet there are?  I am reminded of this scene from a pretty lame flick -

Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?

Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...

Clive Gollings: It's my novel.

Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!

O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.

Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.

O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

 

[Libertas]

Merge/Move?  Can y'all take just a couple pieces from a thread?

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=1144.320

[ToddF]

You people think too much sometimes.  One word and only one word is needed for this.

Issues.

 

[Pablo de Fleurs]

You people think too much sometimes.  One word and only one word is needed for this.

Issues.

 

The grrl doesn't simply have issues...

...she has the entire, freakin' subscription.

[IronDioPriest]

Merge/Move?  Can y'all take just a couple pieces from a thread?

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=1144.320

Yup. 

[Weisshaupt]

Merge/Move?  Can y'all take just a couple pieces from a thread?

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=1144.320

Yup. 

Ya, sorry.  I guess this seemed like it was worse than just "white trash" -

I saw it elsewhere and refused to take a look.

You notice I didn't bother to link a picture 

[IronDioPriest]

Merge/Move?  Can y'all take just a couple pieces from a thread?

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=1144.320

Yup. 

Ya, sorry.  I guess this seemed like it was worse than just "white trash" -

No need to apologize. You got to the story first - your thread stands as the topic.

[AlanS]

Merge/Move?  Can y'all take just a couple pieces from a thread?

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=1144.320

Yup. 

Ya, sorry.  I guess this seemed like it was worse than just "white trash" -

No need to apologize. You got to the story first - your thread stands as the topic.

So true. In my igorance of Eccentrica, I didn't realize we had duplicate subjects.

Thanks for correct yet another of my mistakes, Pan. You sure earn your pay around here.

[Pandora]

Thanks, but it was IDP done it this time.

[AlanS]

Thanks, but it was IDP done it this time.

You mean he actually did something around here?

[Libertas]

Thanks, but it was IDP done it this time.

You mean he actually did something around here?

Just like female lions, they do most of the work, once in a while the male likes to strut in and remind people they can do stuff too!   

[BigAlSouth]

From the Tom Jones CD:

"Once, twice, three times a ladeeeee ..."