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Topics => Media Bias/Media War => Topic started by: Glock32 on May 02, 2011, 02:01:10 PM

Title: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Glock32 on May 02, 2011, 02:01:10 PM
H/T: I Hate The Media

Can this guy get any worse? Seriously. I'm now certain that he drifts to sleep at night imagining scenarios from pornos. Why look, President Obama is here to clean the pool!

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/chris-matthews-throws-his-panties-and-room-key-at-president-obama (http://www.ihatethemedia.com/chris-matthews-throws-his-panties-and-room-key-at-president-obama)
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 02, 2011, 02:19:30 PM
Oh. My. Sweet. Lord.

Aren't there people within the MSNBC organization with overarching responsibilities who absof**kinglutely just cringe when he does this sh*t? Aren't those people having intense meetings right now saying, "How the f**k are we gonna get rid of Matthews, he's making a fool out of all of us?"

And if those people don't exist at MSNBC, don't they exist within the Obama administration? Don't THEY realize that for every word Matthews utters, their monumentally challenging effort to portray Obama as a serious leader is placed increasingly out of reach?
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: John Florida on May 02, 2011, 02:23:42 PM
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Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Libertas on May 02, 2011, 02:35:51 PM
Beyond predictable.

he better make sure his chapstick is thick...and the KY...

 ::facepalm::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 02, 2011, 02:48:21 PM
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I don't think that's Matthews there John. He would want the rugburn scabs as evidence.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 02, 2011, 02:51:37 PM
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I don't think that's Matthews there John. He would want the rugburn scabs as evidence.

!
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: John Florida on May 02, 2011, 02:58:07 PM
Why he strkes you guys as manly and wanting Boo Boos on his knees?
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 02, 2011, 03:31:12 PM
Why he strkes you guys as manly and wanting Boo Boos on his knees?

Cuz it would be evidence of him being chased around the rough cellar carpet on his hands and knees... if you catch my meaning. He would have the marks to go along with his obsequious behavior.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: John Florida on May 02, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
Why he strkes you guys as manly and wanting Boo Boos on his knees?

Cuz it would be evidence of him being chased around the rough cellar carpet on his hands and knees... if you catch my meaning. He would have the marks to go along with his obsequious behavior.


 ::hysterical:: ::mooning::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 02, 2011, 03:52:27 PM
 ::mooning:: <--Chris Matthews in preparation for the most joyous experience of his life.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Glock32 on May 02, 2011, 04:30:14 PM
The thing is, none of this is over the top. After all the outlandish things he's said, I'm convinced he literally has homoerotic fantasies about the President. Remember the one from a few months ago, about Obama's "cute, boyish smile"? You can't make this stuff up!

::puke::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Damn_Lucky on May 02, 2011, 07:46:36 PM
Oh. My. Sweet. Lord.

Aren't there people within the MSNBC organization with overarching responsibilities who absof**kinglutely just cringe when he does this sh*t? Aren't those people having intense meetings right now saying, "How the f**k are we gonna get rid of Matthews, he's making a fool out of all of us?"

And if those people don't exist at MSNBC, don't they exist within the Obama administration? Don't THEY realize that for every word Matthews utters, their monumentally challenging effort to portray Obama as a serious leader is placed increasingly out of reach?
No I really don't think there is. ::bashing::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Predator Don on May 02, 2011, 11:29:34 PM
H/T: I Hate The Media

Can this guy get any worse? Seriously. I'm now certain that he drifts to sleep at night imagining scenarios from pornos. Why look, President Obama is here to clean the pool!

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/chris-matthews-throws-his-panties-and-room-key-at-president-obama (http://www.ihatethemedia.com/chris-matthews-throws-his-panties-and-room-key-at-president-obama)


That was just....weird. Men don't talk about other men in this fashion. That gave me the heeby jeebies.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 02, 2011, 11:37:38 PM
...That was just....weird. Men don't talk about other men in this fashion...

They do too... simpering over their shoulder at the burly master right before he straps on the ball gag and gets out the cat-o-nine-tails.

"Get ready Crissy. It's gonna be a wild ride tonight."

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/3271214430_2803134efb_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Glock32 on May 02, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
To tie this in with another thread, Chris Matthews is what you get when you paint your young son's toenails. Do you think Chrissy's mom paraded him around in a dress too?
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Sectionhand on May 03, 2011, 05:42:54 AM
Yep ... I always thought there was something queer about that pudgy , simpering , saffron-haired son-of-a-b*tch ! This clinches it !   ::puke::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: RickZ on May 03, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
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I don't think that's Matthews there John. He would want the rugburn scabs as evidence.
I agree, but for a different reason.  They don't have the Presidential seal on them.  Tingles has The Order of the Presidential Kneepad, and is damn proud of it.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Libertas on May 03, 2011, 07:13:26 AM
Well, I hope that video never makes it to the internet!

 ::speechless::

 ::puke::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Predator Don on May 03, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
...That was just....weird. Men don't talk about other men in this fashion...

They do too... simpering over their shoulder at the burly master right before he straps on the ball gag and gets out the cat-o-nine-tails.

"Get ready Crissy. It's gonna be a wild ride tonight."

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/3271214430_2803134efb_o.jpg)


Whoa...I said men. Not receiver.....
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: AlanS on May 03, 2011, 06:38:54 PM
That was just....weird. Men don't talk about other men in this fashion. That gave me the heeby jeebies.

I agree.

(http://www.brenandsven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bromance.jpg)
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: John Florida on May 03, 2011, 06:47:24 PM
That was just....weird. Men don't talk about other men in this fashion. That gave me the heeby jeebies.

I agree.

(http://www.brenandsven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bromance.jpg)

 Where would both of you get the idea that it was a man talking about a man?? At best all you lould say is that they were males.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Damn_Lucky on May 03, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
Ok I'm going to be  ::puke::
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Predator Don on May 04, 2011, 11:17:08 PM
Cwissy Matthews longs to be one of the 72 virgins.....
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: OLJingoist on May 05, 2011, 07:51:48 AM
Mathews is definitely SMITTEN.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 05, 2011, 07:54:42 AM
I'd smite Matthews.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: RickZ on May 05, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
I'd smite Matthews.

Depending on what you smite him with, Tingles might actually enjoy being smitten.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Libertas on May 05, 2011, 09:21:16 AM
Or is it smote?!

Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: RickZ on May 05, 2011, 09:57:49 AM
Or is it smote?!

I was incorrect.  Tingles is already smitten.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Damn_Lucky on May 05, 2011, 12:27:56 PM
Or is it smote?!

I was incorrect.  Tingles is already smitten.
Either way somebody needs to smoke this  ::rockets::.
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: BigAlSouth on May 10, 2011, 05:50:35 AM
In his next interview, Chris Matthews to explore "Tea Bagging with the President."
Title: Re: Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama
Post by: Libertas on May 10, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
 ::puke::