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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2240 on: June 01, 2017, 07:01:10 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2241 on: June 01, 2017, 06:45:14 PM »
  I love that fire alarm.    ::rolllaughing::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2242 on: June 02, 2017, 09:16:14 AM »
OMG!  Poor lefterrorist trying to walk-back into poor defenseless victimized butthurt snowflake mode! 

http://www.weaselzippers.us/341767-unbelievable-kathy-griffin-to-hold-press-conference-with-attorney-to-complain-of-bullying-from-trumps/

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2243 on: June 02, 2017, 10:11:40 AM »
Compare & Contrast:

Libtards - Not Funny -

George Takei ? @GeorgeTakei
Donald asks "At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us?"

Literally, the moment you were elected.

About Libtards - Funny -



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2244 on: June 02, 2017, 10:40:42 AM »
2 Timothy 1:7
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but of power & of love and of calm, a well-balanced mind, discipline and self-control.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2245 on: June 02, 2017, 11:36:14 AM »
Another one to be strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2246 on: June 02, 2017, 11:57:01 AM »
And hey, is it National Butthurt Prog Day or what?

The "I'm too stupid, it's not my fault...but you can trust me to _______." crowd is out in force!

http://www.weaselzippers.us/341838-kathy-griffin-has-total-meltdown-during-presser-blames-trump-for-ending-her-career/

What a dumb c***!

Way to step up and take responsibility loser!

 ::vafancoul::

http://www.weaselzippers.us/341833-wasserman-schultz-admits-hill-it-security-violations-blames-house-administrators-for-not-stopping-her/

Too stupid to know the rules...demands to be trusted as a leader...yup, must be a moonbat leftist elitist piece of quivering pus!

::doublebird::

Hilarious though that the pride of Cannuckistan sticks up for Kathy "The Decapitator" Griffin for her assassination schtick and leaves poor Wasserfatass-Schlitzed dangling in the breeze...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/341780-jim-carrey-defends-griffin-hold-up-severed-leg-as-well/

"Maybe he should be more concerned about being charged in the death of his former girlfriend."

Pah!  Such worries are for people not of the Proglodyte Tribe!  Silly peon!


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2247 on: June 02, 2017, 01:54:37 PM »
Enlightened Minecraft Character Denies Existence Of Game Designer
--from the Babylon Bee  ;)

An enlightened, freethinking NPC on a lightly modded Minecraft server announced Monday that he denies the existence of Notch and the team at Mojang, explaining that he doesn’t see any evidence of design in the clearly designed game world around him.

“My current working theory is that this digital landscape spontaneously created itself around 20 billion years ago, with no input from any kind of magic game designer in the sky,” he told a gathering of villagers in a coffee shop. “The evidence of order and tightly designed game mechanisms are merely random, chaotic patterns. Your lives are all meaningless.”

When other NPCs disagreed, pointing out that the carefully coded game design was powerful evidence that a higher intelligence named Notch created in 2009, the anti-designer activist was ready with an answer.

“If this ‘Notch’ is real, why doesn’t he just reveal himself? The idea of a ‘creator’ is simply wishful thinking for weak-minded people who can’t come to terms with the fact that we are alone on this server,” he added. “If we could just abandon the shackles of that Dark Ages way of thinking, just think how much progress we could make.”

At publishing time, the anti-designer NPC had begun calling anyone who confronted him with the clear evidence of design all around him as a “science denier.”


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2248 on: June 05, 2017, 08:19:18 AM »
This pic is being talked about all over the place...



http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mowed-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290

It's a great pic!

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fortunately, most places in the heart of Canada...you can see stuff coming, or going...from a long way off!
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« Reply #2249 on: June 05, 2017, 07:39:01 PM »
Rural residents are made of sterner stuff. 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2250 on: June 05, 2017, 08:13:18 PM »
Rural residents are made of sterner stuff.

  He just figured that if he cut then he would not have to rake it up.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2251 on: June 07, 2017, 07:50:17 AM »

 ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2252 on: June 07, 2017, 08:23:30 AM »
Has to be Vietnam era source image or shortly after...those appear to be A-4's to me.



Looks photoshopped to me, I think that is one A-4 replicated.  Still, pretty clever composition.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2253 on: June 08, 2017, 08:02:21 PM »
2 Timothy 1:7
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but of power & of love and of calm, a well-balanced mind, discipline and self-control.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2254 on: June 08, 2017, 09:24:56 PM »


Hah!  That's the ongoing quibble at my house!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2255 on: June 09, 2017, 08:47:03 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2256 on: June 09, 2017, 09:51:06 PM »
@apple iphone earth ad...hilarious!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2257 on: June 19, 2017, 07:30:21 AM »
Madison, as usual in that hotbed of inbred proglodytes...is batshyt crazy...but in this case they actually might have matched butt-ugly with butt-ugly...



Local leaders in and around Madison, Wisconsin are seeking to rename the main county government building after former President Barack Obama — “the JFK of our generation.”

The seven-story building is currently called the City-County Building. It’s a gray, soul-crushing, Brutalist slab of concrete. Inside the dreary, Soviet apartment-style exterior walls — originally erected in 1956 — are administrative offices and a jail.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/344471-wisconsin-officials-want-to-name-soviet-style-building-after-obama-jfk-of-our-generation/

Looks like a match made in Hell...I think I would stand aside and struggle holding my snorting and giggling in! ::laughonfloor::



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2258 on: June 20, 2017, 06:31:03 AM »
Morning jackasses talking about these two matrix's this morning...been a while since I seen it so it was hilarious to hear...

Hot/Crazy for men to use...Cute/Rich for the ladies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4

9 hot/2-3 crazy...be careful...that's a dude, you're dating a tranny!   ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2259 on: June 21, 2017, 07:13:10 AM »
The article per se isn't a big deal...the comments however are a hoot!

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-20/beer-atms-threaten-americas-waiter-bartender-recovery

Buckaroo Banzai  shovelhead Jun 20, 2017 9:45 PM
Until these "Beer ATMs" sprout tits, or gain the ability to tell good jokes, bartenders won't have to worry.

Arnold  Spaznets Jun 20, 2017 10:10 PM
Is there a Dope dispenser as well?

VWAndy Jun 20, 2017 10:02 PM
 Open a bar right across the street with a few pretty girls serving drinks. Game set and match.

In our enlisted laundry room at Miramar there were beer vending machines...same concept...that was 1980...so this is not a new idea...but they are missing the point - convenience/location...bars are bars, machines are a convenience...combining the two may attract anti-social types - iCrap-gen who never look up from their devices or interact with other humans in person, etc - but as a "bar"?
 ::laughonfloor::
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