Author Topic: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"  (Read 1218 times)

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Offline Glock32

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This amuses the hell out of me, because all Southerners take a natural delight in Yankee sensibilities getting stomped on.  Apparently the ultra-precious shoppers at a hipster grocery store in Brooklyn were left traumatized when the in-store music system cued up Lynrd Skynrd's famous track.

http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/23/brooklyn-grocery-store-played-sweet-home-alabama-everyone-lost-minds/
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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2016, 08:28:58 PM »
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In Birmingham they love the Trumpster, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Hillarygate does not bother me
Does her big-defeat bother you, tell the truth!
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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2016, 11:00:18 PM »
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In Birmingham they love the Trumpster, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Hillarygate does not bother me
Does her big-defeat bother you, tell the truth!



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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2016, 12:38:04 PM »
Volume knob, rotate to the right until it can go no further.

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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2016, 04:33:18 PM »
Volume knob, rotate to the right until it can go no further.

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Turn it up and rip the knob off.
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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2016, 09:26:02 PM »
There ya go; spite work done right.
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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2016, 10:18:26 PM »
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Now Hillary she loves t’stumble, ooo-ooo-ooh
And go for pizza out on the town.
Her favorite pie is Little Seizures
It picks her up when she’s fallin’ down
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Re: Brooklyn shoppers triggered when grocery store plays "Sweet Home Alabama"
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2016, 10:24:46 PM »
Heh!  I like!   ::thumbsup::
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