Oh man...harsh...but funny as heck!
I needed that...I am having a crappy morning!
Started with the commute...apparently I encountered every newbie in the area who never saw it rain before while driving a vehicle. Then, there is the usual douchebags that cut me off without so much as a perfunctory blinker attempt or a middle finger salute...y'all are lucky I had somewhere to go...otherwise I may have tracked y'all down and your loved ones would be searching in vain for you for the rest of their natural lives. And I got this idiotic project...a zombie project..THAT WILL NOT DIE!!! I am so sick of it, I am starting to get snide in respond-all emails.
So thanks. Like I always say...if I am not laughing...I'll be killing things and breaking people.