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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1780 on: April 27, 2016, 06:05:11 PM »
She's available, boys.   ::pimp::

That's a she??????
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1781 on: April 27, 2016, 09:19:31 PM »
  All yours Hawk!  I have to fix my sock drawer.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1782 on: April 28, 2016, 11:27:34 AM »


 ::rimshot::
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1784 on: April 28, 2016, 12:16:43 PM »
http://web.archive.org/web/20150722072121/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hips_stir?

Girlfriend is bringing the sexy!

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trigglypuff-cora-gales-cora-miriam-cora-segal-real-name.20111/

Va va voom!

Now I'd be genuinely concerned if either of those behemoths ladies were found in a public men's restroom!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1785 on: April 28, 2016, 12:27:43 PM »
http://archive.is/phm2d

Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'nine fiftysix
You could say she's got it all


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1786 on: April 28, 2016, 01:03:22 PM »
All?

Sounds like "too much"!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1787 on: April 28, 2016, 01:11:09 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1788 on: April 28, 2016, 03:57:10 PM »
Yeah, "middle of the road", "sensible"; lukewarm/spit out of God's mouth.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1789 on: April 28, 2016, 06:53:52 PM »


Yes #trigglypuff is trending

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1790 on: April 29, 2016, 08:50:43 AM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1791 on: April 29, 2016, 10:27:44 AM »


Yes #trigglypuff is trending

Revolting.
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1792 on: April 29, 2016, 08:28:52 PM »


Yes #trigglypuff is trending

Revolting.

I never realized it until just now, but that looks EXACTLY like a baby pitching a fit. A HUGE baby, but none the less.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1793 on: April 30, 2016, 09:08:21 PM »
How long will that crap last when the shat hits the fan?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1794 on: May 01, 2016, 07:09:47 AM »


 ::thumbsup::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1795 on: May 01, 2016, 09:07:27 AM »


Yes #trigglypuff is trending



You know, I try to curb my more rampant judgmentalism. Some folks are born tall, some small, some thin and some not so. And even the most attractive among us can misbehave at times. There are some things we are born with in this life, and some things that are presented to us as challenges.

But I look at that animated vid (how can you not? it has a decided hypnotic effect to it!) and think, "Whatever else you are, or ever will be in this life, you are captured forever on the internet as a buffoon".

By the way: I love the little glasses adjustment at the end - it adds such an air of dignity.

 ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1796 on: May 01, 2016, 01:46:51 PM »


 ::thumbsup::

Holy crap is that ever fricken hilarious!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1797 on: May 02, 2016, 11:34:38 AM »
Here's Ted's VP in action...VP of what I have no idea, but hey, just run with it, OK?

http://www.infowars.com/watch-carly-fiorina-falls-off-stage-in-indiana/

Perfect!   ::hysterical::

In other silly-vag news...













http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-official-hillary-for-america-woman-card-t17921.html

Those Cuber's, they just bust me up!!!   ::thumbsup::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1798 on: May 05, 2016, 07:19:45 PM »
https://web.archive.org/web/20160503005511/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/faq

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Will this movie bomb?
Not like Hiroshima, but yeah.. it will.

 ::laughonfloor::

Probably not a good thing when the FAQ is funnier than the movie will be.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1799 on: May 05, 2016, 09:10:33 PM »
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/31888456/tow-truck-owner-bernie-sanders

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Kenneth Shupe said he was called to pick up a woman stranded on I-26 in Asheville on Monday.

When he saw “a bunch of Bernie Sanders stuff” he said he told the woman, “very politely,” that he could’t tow her car because she was “obviously a socialist” and advised her to “call the government” for a tow.

"Every business dealing in recent history with a socialist minded person I have not gotten paid," Shupe said. "Every time I deal with these people I get 'Berned' with an 'e' not a 'u'."


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The woman’s mother Kelle McWade posted an angry message on Facebook after the incident, calling Shupe a bigot.

"Trump's motto is 'Make America Great Again'," McWade said. "And this kind of divisive behavior is not going to make America great again."



But , you know, using the IRS, the EPA, the NSA , DHS etc to target and persecute Conservatives is NOT bigoted.
Because its okay to be bigoted against bigotry -  which of course is just saying "its okay when I am the bigot"

You will reap as you have sown.  Enjoy it libtards. I just can't wait till its my turn to tell some starving bullying socialist  I am not going to feed them...
and that they should call Obama for help.

Seriously you treat others badly, act as if they have no rights, and then expect tey will continue to help you and give you the sanction of the victim.  Nope. You wanted a civil war, you will get one.