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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 01:37:11 PM »
There has to be underlying psychiatric issues in cases like this. I just don't see how anyone could sit in the same chair for, literally, years. The article mentioned that the landlady didn't know it was so bad because he was always under a blanket when she came by. What about the piles of waste? Seems you'd notice that from miles away.

Sounds like this guy had enablers, which seems to always be the case in situations like this.


The landlady, I bet she is a piece of work..... "he was always covered when I walked by"..... ::hysterical:: Really? Jusy how large a blanket does it take to cover a fat guy in two years of his own waste?

I'd hate to live in the apartment under his chair.....
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 03:54:55 PM »
You know, maggots don't just "spontaneously" appear from nowhere. Anyone got any maggots in their house? No? I thought not. The only place I ever remember seeing maggots was in a restaurant trash dumpster that I saw when I was a kid. There were pounds of them because the garbage truck hadn't come by in a week. The smell was horrific and there were clouds of flies to go with the maggots...as you would expect.

So, given that the presence of maggots in this situation was notable enough to warrant being included in the story, one must conclude that there would also have been a proportional amount of flies in the place. Which, along with the smell, begs the question: How, outside of asian prison camps (and middle eastern latrines), do humans tolerate such conditions for even a few minutes, let alone, make it an actual residence?

I'm just wondering, why would anyone actually choose to reside in a place like this given the inescapable conclusion that there just had to be somewhere better to go? Or, as an Obamavoter and being unfathomably stupid, do you just assume that all dwellings are pretty much sh*tholes and, hey, this one is pretty good?
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 04:04:34 PM »
You know, along with the aforementioned likelihood of mental illness, I would wager that there was some heavy-duty rock-bottom style drug and/or alcohol addiction taking place in that house.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 04:53:21 PM »
You know, maggots don't just "spontaneously" appear from nowhere. Anyone got any maggots in their house? No? I thought not. The only place I ever remember seeing maggots was in a restaurant trash dumpster that I saw when I was a kid. There were pounds of them because the garbage truck hadn't come by in a week. The smell was horrific and there were clouds of flies to go with the maggots...as you would expect.

So, given that the presence of maggots in this situation was notable enough to warrant being included in the story, one must conclude that there would also have been a proportional amount of flies in the place. Which, along with the smell, begs the question: How, outside of asian prison camps (and middle eastern latrines), do humans tolerate such conditions for even a few minutes, let alone, make it an actual residence?

I'm just wondering, why would anyone actually choose to reside in a place like this given the inescapable conclusion that there just had to be somewhere better to go? Or, as an Obamavoter and being unfathomably stupid, do you just assume that all dwellings are pretty much sh*tholes and, hey, this one is pretty good?

Was just thinkin of it....What kind of self esteem issues are going on here? And is there any doubt these are obamavoters? A belief system the Chosen One will magically save them from themselves? But here they are, literally living in a garbage dump.

It begs the question: Are you better off than you were 8 (or possibly 2) years ago?
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 07:27:07 PM »
FNC story now new and improved with video. Not youtube so you have to click through to see it.

It is not an apartment but a house. Large piece of plywood covering the hole made to extricate the Obamavoter. I am somewhat surprised that the authorities have yet to order the dwelling be demolished. They have instead told the remaining Obamavoters that they must clean it or leave.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 07:58:02 PM »
Is there a technical name for the operation used to remove the chair? ::thinking:: ::bigmooning:: ::mooning::
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 08:07:14 PM »
You know, this has to be the most disgusting forum thread I've ever read anywhere.  I haven't even clicked on any links.  The comments alone tell me far, far more than I want to know.

It's like the human equivalent of the houses with 150 cats in them.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 08:14:59 PM »
Yuck. Just super duper ultra YUCK! And that's without clicking on any links.

The guy had to be mentally ill,  along with those who enabled him.

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2011, 08:17:34 PM »
Yuck. Just super duper ultra YUCK! And that's without clicking on any links.

The guy had to be mentally ill,  along with those who enabled him.

Serious drug use would be my guess.  They literally had no interest in anything other than getting high.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2011, 08:24:19 PM »
FNC story now new and improved with video. Not youtube so you have to click through to see it.

It is not an apartment but a house. Large piece of plywood covering the hole made to extricate the Obamavoter. I am somewhat surprised that the authorities have yet to order the dwelling be demolished. They have instead told the remaining Obamavoters that they must clean it or leave.

Is it just me, or does it seem like the cop who appears in the video at about :30 seconds is vacillating between almost retching and almost bursting forth with inappropriate laughter? Gotta hand it to him, he played it pretty straight either way.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2011, 08:27:25 PM »
Yuck. Just super duper ultra YUCK! And that's without clicking on any links.

The guy had to be mentally ill,  along with those who enabled him.

Serious drug use would be my guess.  They literally had no interest in anything other than getting high.

Yes, that's quite likely.

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 08:31:05 PM »
What will gross you out even more is to know that this sort of thing is more common than you realize. My dad was a firefighter/EMT for 20 years and has tons of "war stories" of situations like this. One incident was the proverbial cat lady who had a menagerie living in her home. Some of the animals had died long ago and literally rotted all the way through the floor. There's some full blown crazies out there, especially now that it's more difficult to have them committed to a mental institution (I see that as both good and bad).
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 09:00:19 PM »
Note to self:

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2011, 09:13:22 PM »
You know, this has to be the most disgusting forum thread I've ever read anywhere. 

Yuck. Just super duper ultra YUCK! And that's without clicking on any links.

You are welcome. Just doing my part to keep the forum colorful and ripe.

Besides, everyone needs to keep abreast of what's happening with Obamavoters. 'Cause they elected "The One" so they're special or something.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 10:00:57 PM »
What will gross you out even more is to know that this sort of thing is more common than you realize. My dad was a firefighter/EMT for 20 years and has tons of "war stories" of situations like this. One incident was the proverbial cat lady who had a menagerie living in her home. Some of the animals had died long ago and literally rotted all the way through the floor. There's some full blown crazies out there, especially now that it's more difficult to have them committed to a mental institution (I see that as both good and bad).

I worked as an RN for ten years, before I became a mommy. The hospital environment was very stressful, and I considered home health care, until I started hearing some of the horror stories about home visits. You are quite right.

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2011, 10:13:46 PM »
Hotel workers get to experience a wide range of humanity, as well.

I worked for a major hotel company in my youth. (Oh, the stories I could tell you.)

A hotel is like a small city, a little slice of humanity packed in a very small space. Everything that happens in the real world happens in a hotel and a whole bunch of stuff happens in hotels that doesn't happen anywhere else. Naked people running down the hallways, riding the elevators and getting locked outside on the roof...happens all the time. Drug overdoses, suicides (atriums are made for jumpers), muggings, rapes, murders...you name it and it happens in hotels.

New Year's eve is the ultimate:  Men fighting men, women fighting women, women and men fighting, people having sex anywhere they think they can get away with it, people throwing anything not nailed down out of their windows into the pool (and yeah, you have to break the window to make that happen), people vomiting everywhere, people passing out everywhere...the list is endless.

And yet, I can honestly say that I have never heard of anyone getting their ass fused to a chair and literally living in their own excrement for two years. Cat ladies, sure. But not this. Obamavoters are a strange lot.
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Re: ObamaVoter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2011, 11:37:38 PM »
My family owned one of the old timey motels in the late 70's, early 80's....You know, the ones with outside door entrances....and yes, do I have some stories. 126 rooms full of....of.....of......people???

Back when law enforcement was cool, we had been robbed twice and my dad decided it was not gonna happen again. He hired a guy to work midnites, a burly guy, a vet, who knew guns..... Well, like a dog coming back to his own vomit, one nite in July the perp shows up...1am, in a coat and sunglasses....Our "employee" unlocks the front door, gets behind the counter and lays one hand on his shotgun, pushes the registration forward....

From our employee: he says the guy pulls back his coat, revealing a pistol and proceeds to say "gimme all of it"......Our employee says he only had to give him half of it, as he rears the shotgun and clips the guy on the right side of his head...and there wasn't much left of the back of his head. Blew him backwards qiute a distance. Behind the perp was a magazine rack and a bunch of trinkets and souviners, basically junk, but the northerners loved this crap. But I digress....This guys skull, hair and brains are literally everywhere. Of course, I get the call from dad to help clean up. The restaurant opened at 5am and we couldn't have this dead guys skull messin up breakfast. When I say he was everywhere...he was everywhere, even behind the phone system behind the desk. So we got a crime scene but dad is insisting the cops drag his dead ass out because we couldn't miss the breakfast crowd. We cleaned things up by 4:30am, the motel was full, but since the lobby was separate, no one heard a thing. Breakfast was on time and my dad ate the biggest plate of scrambled eggs I've ever seen.

He left the ceiling tiles in place...They had holes in them....but it was a great reminder.

And the cool police part???? For months, a cop would walk in, never say a word, but leave a shotgun shell on the counter.

Then there was the nite we had a room covered in motor oil with dirty pics all over the place...but I'll save that for later.
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Re: ObamaVoter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2011, 12:11:52 AM »
Awww, I hatez cliffhangerz.

Itz later.  TELL!

Plz.
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Re: ObamaVoter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:48 AM »
Funniest story that I remember was a "naked guy" story. There were lots of "naked guy" stories, literally dozens that I had first hand knowledge of, but one of them stuck in my mind because it lasted hours.

There was a big convention in town, an IBM convention if I remember it correctly, and those things attract hookers like crazy. Reconstructing the situation after the fact it seems that the hero was at one of the bars and a hooker cozied up to him with the usual pitch but with a Flunitrazepam chaser. That would be a "rufi" or "date rape drug" as the media likes to call it. She managed to get him up to his room where he promptly passed out. She then took his money and, just to make sure she could get away if he suddenly woke up, his clothes.

The guy regains consciousness about five in the morning and, still totally whacked out of his mind and completely indifferent to the fact that he is butt naked, leaves his room. That's the mistake that all "naked guys" make, leaving the room, 'cause you can't get back in without a key. So this seriously hallucinating naked guy starts roaming around this very large hotel building as people are leaving their rooms to start their days and the reports start coming in.

Front desk gets a call that there's a naked guy wandering around on the 14th floor. A maid calls Housekeeping about a naked guy riding the service elevator. Naked guy shows up in one of the kitchens. A guest gets to ride an elevator with the naked guy. Security is going nuts trying to find the guy. They respond immediately to each report but the naked guy is already somewhere else. He's naked, totally incoherent and very fast. One security guy finally spots him but he vanishes into an elevator before he can grab him.

Finally they get him pinned down on one of the upper floors. A pair of security guys approach him from opposite ends of the hallway. And just to be kind of mean they freak him out...each pair of security guys holds a bed sheet up between them and converge on him. The naked guy sees a white wall approaching from either end of the hallway and completely freaks out, starts screaming gibberish and ends up on the floor in the fetal position. They capture him and have to tie him to a chair. It takes an additional four or five hours for the naked guy's wits to return. All that time he isn't able to communicate coherently...no name, no room number, nothing.

Eventually the IBM people are able to identify him and after that they take him off of the hotel's hands. The hotel employees chuckled over that one for a few days. Until the next truly bizarre thing happened. Because it never ends. There is always some weird ass thing going on in a large hotel.

Maybe some time I could tell you the story of the female sales exec who was a serial arsonist.
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Re: ObamaVoter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2011, 08:51:51 AM »
At my wife's old job as a finance executive for an international conglomerate, there was an after hours gathering at a swanky dinner club for executive management. A couple weeks prior, they had just hired a new head of human resources - a single mother - for one of their biggest divisions. They relocated her and her children to the division's home office, and moved her across the country. She had only been relocated to her new city and home for a very short time when this event occurred, and being a new member of the executive team, she was invited to attend.

After dinner, the event moved into the bar, where this woman proceeded to get completely hammered out of her mind as her new bosses and peers watched in astonishment. She puked on herself, pissed herself, and passed out unconscious in the bar. She was carried to her room by the CEO and her new boss. She was fired on Monday morning.

Talk about wishing for a do-over. Unfortunately for her, the company took one, and she don't get one.
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