Topic: French Muslim quits ISIS, because they don't allow smoking..........

[richb]

Yet another for the WTF file.

French Muslim quits ISIS because he cannot quit smoking and they don't allow it.  Yes,  really.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/393353/frenchman-quits-isis-because-he-couldnt-handle-its-smoking-ban-katherine-timpf

At least the French are locking him up.   Here in the states they would let him go free.....

[IronDioPriest]

Smoking pole would be another matter entirely. They'd welcome him with open zippers. Proverbial open zippers, since they wear robes presumably without zippers.

[Libertas]

Smoking goat ass probably OK too.

[Libertas]

The French must be proud of this one...kicked out of ISIS?  Hilarious.

Oh, hey...this sad story gave me an idea...

With apologies...

(To the tune of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer")

Flavien the French Jihadi

You know Da’wud, and Darim, and
Parvez, and Waleed,
Salah, and Saleem, and
Dizhwar and Barraq

But do you recall
the most famous Jihadi of all

Flavien, the smoking French Muzzie
Had a very stinky smell
And if you ever smelled it
You would even say he reeked

All of the other Jihadi’s
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Flavien
play in any Muzzie rears

Then one hash-hazed Ramadan
Mohammad came to say:
“Flavien with you breath so foul,
Won’t you drop dead tonight?”

Then all the Jihadi’s loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Flavien the smoking French Jihadi,
We just cut the head off thee!