Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 608852 times)

Libertas · « **Reply #1820 on:** May 17, 2016, 11:34:46 AM »

And in an example of the real world beating the shyt out of the pretend world...

http://iotwreport.com/vermont-college-once-led-by-bernie-sanders-wife-collapses/

Ha haaa!

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1821 on:** May 18, 2016, 02:55:43 PM »

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html

Predator Don · « **Reply #1822 on:** May 18, 2016, 04:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on May 18, 2016, 02:55:43 PM

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html

LOL....Love the comments. Let me give you a funny. I have a "friend" of mine who purchased a Tesla. Hundred and something thousand. Looks nice on the inside, good creature comforts. The funny part comes in when we want to take a trip. Had to run up to Ohio, I had to drive. Why? Because his car has a 300 mile ( and that's stretching it) run cycle before charge. We took a trip down to Huntsville, from Nashville and yes, I had to drive because he wasn't sure his "charge" would make it. Hell, I'm ALWAYS driving my big Nissan truck.

I give him hell now. I call his car the anchor and I ask him all sorts of questions like: If loaded with groceries, will it make it home. What is your electric bill. Why haven't you bought one for your wife. He doesn't call me anymore to take trips.

Libertas · « **Reply #1823 on:** May 18, 2016, 09:17:04 PM »

Doesn't call anymore!

Libertas · « **Reply #1824 on:** May 19, 2016, 07:43:52 AM »

Heh!

If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle!

Alphabet Soup · « **Reply #1825 on:** May 19, 2016, 11:41:45 AM »

Quote from: Libertas on May 19, 2016, 07:43:52 AM

Heh!

If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle!

That was frikkin hilarious!

I've mentioned my vegan bandmate before. He was the sterotype who couldn't help himself but proselytize the joys of denying himself meat. He and his wife always looked anemic, slightly yellowed, and sickly. Perfect spokesmorons for the chew the cud crowd.

Libertas · « **Reply #1826 on:** May 19, 2016, 11:55:30 AM »

Quote from: Alphabet Soup on May 19, 2016, 11:41:45 AM

Quote from: Libertas on May 19, 2016, 07:43:52 AM
Heh!

If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle!

That was frikkin hilarious!

I've mentioned my vegan bandmate before. He was the sterotype who couldn't help himself but proselytize the joys of denying himself meat. He and his wife always looked anemic, slightly yellowed, and sickly. Perfect spokesmorons for the chew the cud crowd.

It's what stupid feral humans do to feel hip in the urban zoo. They deserve ridicule, just like other moonbats...smug eco-tards, SJW morons, race-baiting shakedown artists, etc...

ToddF · « **Reply #1827 on:** May 20, 2016, 10:47:07 AM »

America, **** Yeah!

Libertas · « **Reply #1828 on:** May 20, 2016, 11:39:09 AM »

Did he just elbow that gal/man-gal?

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1829 on:** May 20, 2016, 06:15:25 PM »

The Ten Commandments in Ebonics

I Be God. Don’ be dissin’ Me.
Don’ be makin’ hood ornaments outta Me or nothin’ in Mah crib.
Don’ be callin’ Me fo’ no reason – Homey don’ play dat.
Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
Don’ dis ya mama … an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
Don’ ice a nizzle.
Stick to ya own boo.
Don’ be liftin’ no goods.
Don’ be frontin’ like you all dat an’ no snitchin’ on ya homies.
Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nuffin’.

http://www.barnhardt.biz/2016/05/20/heh-the-decalogue-in-ebonics/

Libertas · « **Reply #1830 on:** May 22, 2016, 10:25:51 AM »

Pufekt 10 yo!

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1831 on:** May 22, 2016, 11:23:41 AM »

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss

Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?

AlanS · « **Reply #1832 on:** May 22, 2016, 02:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on May 22, 2016, 11:23:41 AM

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss

Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?

I hope not.

Pandora · « **Reply #1833 on:** May 23, 2016, 01:07:19 AM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on May 22, 2016, 11:23:41 AM

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss

Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?

Newp.

She looks sickly in that picture. Maybe she and hubby won the Darwin Award by not reproducing before their climb.

Libertas · « **Reply #1834 on:** May 23, 2016, 07:04:46 AM »

Had the posture of a feral half-starved cat.

Well, she proved it...vegans can do anything...and then die.

I'm glad that is settled.

Libertas · « **Reply #1835 on:** May 23, 2016, 11:37:35 AM »

In other news...

http://iotwreport.com/conservative-michelle-fields-hired-by-huffington-post/

...Huffington?

Isn't that where reporters go to die?

Predator Don · « **Reply #1836 on:** May 23, 2016, 02:25:16 PM »

So they hire the person who charged the Trump campaign with battery or whatever the hell they supposedly did to her. Why do I feel there is some sort of hidden agenda in this hiring, especially in light she will cover Trump for the Huff.

AlanS · « **Reply #1837 on:** May 23, 2016, 08:03:23 PM »

Quote from: Predator Don on May 23, 2016, 02:25:16 PM

So they hire the person who charged the Trump campaign with battery or whatever the hell they supposedly did to her. Why do I feel there is some sort of hidden agenda in this hiring, especially in light she will cover Trump for the Huff.

My Spidey senses are tingling, too.

Libertas · « **Reply #1838 on:** May 24, 2016, 06:46:33 AM »

Exiled to the back of the pack, ignored by Team Trump...the PuffHo agenda is as it always will be, doesn't mean squat in the end...especially if it is shunned, ridiculed and mocked.

Glock32 · « **Reply #1839 on:** May 24, 2016, 09:54:44 AM »

Her fiance has also come out and endorsed Hillary Clinton. This whole Trump phenomenon is interesting. It's definitely made a lot of chicken hawk neocons out themselves. The #NeverTrump crowd is really just pissing me off now. Moonbattery.com is pretty much unreadable now. They still don't seem to grasp that Trump's value is as a battering ram more than an ideological champion.

Anyhow I actually came here to post this below. Not funny per se, but it's got to be the most succinct description of what happens when you combine democracy and universal suffrage.

(H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association)