It's About Liberty: A Conservative Forum
Topics => General Board => Topic started by: John Florida on February 08, 2019, 05:33:51 PM
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I was listening to Rush and he was explaining how what's happening between Bezos and the National Enquirer.
It seems that NE has pictures of Mr. Bezos's pecker that he sent to his mistress. They are being held by a guy whose name is "Pecker" but somehow it's Trumps fault.
So it goes like this Bezos sent pics of his Pecker and are being held by a guy named Pecker and since Trump knows Mr Pecker and he himself has a Pecker so it must be his fault.
You can't make this sh*t up. I almost killed myself laughing.
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Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”
::whatgives::
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Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”
::whatgives::
Or Richards.
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Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”
::whatgives::
Family farm picnic (including cousins):
Look at all the little Peckers enjoying themselves with that family of small, uhm . . . cats.
🐱 🐈
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Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”
::whatgives::
Or Richards.
Or Fokkers.
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Or naming your kid Dick. You're at work, you whip out your wallet, and announce who wants to see pictures of my adorable little Dick?
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Father's father came from Italy, he answered to "Deega", so everybody thought it was Anglicized "Dick".
There was a mild competition between two sisters-in-law to name their sons Richard, after Grandpa; my brother won the honor.
Turns out Grandpa's name was Diego, not Richard.
(Did Grandma know and just not say?)
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Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”
::whatgives::
Or Richards.
Or Fokkers.
Wonder if his parents considered the first name of "Woodrow"? Ya know, with the nickname of "Woody". ::curtsy4::
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This adds to the rich broth of irony swirling around Ser Bezos and his Empire!
https://theintercept.com/2019/02/08/jeff-bezos-protests-the-invasion-of-his-privacy-as-amazon-builds-a-sprawling-surveillance-state-for-everyone-else/
The Stalinesque world of BigMedia bit Uncle Jeffy in the arse and its everybody else's fault!
::laughonfloor::