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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: John Florida on February 07, 2012, 08:17:22 PM

Title: It could get ugly
Post by: John Florida on February 07, 2012, 08:17:22 PM: This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: Libertas on February 07, 2012, 09:10:40 PM: Deal!

;D
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: charlesoakwood on February 07, 2012, 11:21:15 PM: ::beertoast:: fortifications are in order!
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: Sectionhand on February 08, 2012, 06:45:32 AM: " American infidels , we will gouge your fingers with our eyeballs and crack your kneecaps with our testicles ! "
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: Pandora on February 08, 2012, 10:24:30 AM: Quote from: John Florida on February 07, 2012, 08:17:22 PM
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.

O noes! Whatever shall we do?! However shall we manage the 7-11 clerking that Americans won't do?!
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: AlanS on February 08, 2012, 04:23:17 PM: Quote from: Sectionhand on February 08, 2012, 06:45:32 AM
" American infidels , we will gouge your fingers with our eyeballs and crack your kneecaps with our testicles ! "

Crap. Coffee on the keyboard. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: Pandora on February 08, 2012, 04:48:26 PM: Again?!
Title: Re: It could get ugly
Post by: AlanS on February 09, 2012, 12:25:41 PM: Quote from: Pandora on February 08, 2012, 04:48:26 PM
Again?!

I need to buy stock in a keyboard company. You guys are killing me.