It's About Liberty: A Conservative Forum
Forum Business => Member Original Diaries => Topic started by: amperfectunion on March 27, 2012, 11:38:33 AM
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Hey folks, latest article is up, called "Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass Guzzler." Below is an excerpt. Enjoy!
"...the conclusion being made at the UK Daily Mail, is that man is not responsible for today’s global warming.
We, of course, know this all to be hogwash."
Read the rest of the article here: http://amostperfectunion.com/ampu/archives/art33.htm (http://amostperfectunion.com/ampu/archives/art33.htm)
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So first off, the grass-guzzlers these people were driving. ...We know this because we know that cows contribute more to global warming than all the cars in the world....
...Another prime cause was the inquisition. It is estimated that anywhere from 50-80 million people were killed over the centuries by the inquisition. Many were burned at the stake. Even if that figure were only 10%, or 5-8 million people…that’s a lot of greenhouse gases being emitted from the pyres. Clearly, Christians are to blame.
So... ::hysterical:: if I drive my Ford Excursion to Ruth's Chris after church, I'm really doing my part to kill Mother Gaea, aren't I? It's all my fault. I'm so ashamed.
::thinking::
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Totally. You should repent of your evil ways immediately.
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You ain't the only one trying to kill that she-devil IDP!
::evilbat::
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On earth day, I fill up my yard with oily tires, and set them on fire. Eeeeeebul.
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I always make it a point to burn something on that day too if I can, throw some carbon into the air, otherwise I turn everything on in the house in celebration!
::evil::
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Oh hell! Why exert all that effort? Just fire up the barbie and breathe heavily, inhaling the mouth-watering aromas of cooking grass-guzzlers!
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"Oh! Look!", she shrieked. "We got a plug!"
Thanks, Tim.
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"Oh! Look!", she shrieked. "We got a plug!"
Thanks, Tim.
haha you're welcome.
And, I fully support your effort to save the earth by eating grass-guzzlers.