Author Topic: Man of the House  (Read 677 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online John Florida

  • Conservative Superhero
  • *****
  • Posts: 7785
  • IT'S MY FONT AND I'LL USE IT IF I WANT TO!!
Man of the House
« on: July 10, 2011, 06:11:40 PM »
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.”

“You will  prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. 
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!”

”Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. 
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. 
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. 
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess".
 

All men are created equal"
 Filippo Mazzie

charlesoakwood

  • Guest
Re: Man of the House
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »

 ::rimshot::


Online AlanS

  • Conservative Superhero
  • *****
  • Posts: 7111
  • Proud Infidel
Re: Man of the House
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 08:55:07 PM »
Here I am........

"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

Thomas Jefferson

Offline LadyVirginia

  • Conservative Superhero
  • *****
  • Posts: 5130
  • Mt. Vernon painting by Francis Jukes
Re: Man of the House
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 09:51:28 PM »
"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Offline Libertas

  • Conservative Superhero
  • *****
  • Posts: 42440
  • Alea iacta est! Libertatem aut mori!
Re: Man of the House
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 06:41:04 AM »
 ::laughonfloor::
Irrumabo!  GOP? - Nope. No more. They made their bed, now let them die in it.*
* © Libertas (H/T Glock32)