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Offline John Florida

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It could get ugly
« on: February 07, 2012, 08:17:22 PM »
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.


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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2012, 09:10:40 PM »
Deal!

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We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2012, 11:21:15 PM »

 ::beertoast:: fortifications are in order!

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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2012, 06:45:32 AM »
" American infidels , we will gouge your fingers with our eyeballs and crack your kneecaps with our testicles ! "

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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 10:24:30 AM »
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.

O noes!  Whatever shall we do?!  However shall we manage the 7-11 clerking that Americans won't do?!
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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012, 04:23:17 PM »
" American infidels , we will gouge your fingers with our eyeballs and crack your kneecaps with our testicles ! "

Crap. Coffee on the keyboard. ::laughonfloor::
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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2012, 04:48:26 PM »
Again?!
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Re: It could get ugly
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2012, 12:25:41 PM »
Again?!

I need to buy stock in a keyboard company. You guys are killing me.
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