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People who lose at the interwebs
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:48:13 AM »
Because we need a thread for those who just plain lose at the internets.

I'll start off with today's internet loser, Newby Parton.



Why am I picking on the poor child, basically hwhipping him rhetorically?

The history of "wh": a microaggression

As usually, for articles like these, the comments are where the gold is at.  As one commenter put it, reading that made me lose my faith in America.  Reading the comments helped me gain it back.  Enjoy.
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 12:43:00 PM »
Stewie does it best...

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2015, 02:54:04 PM »
I'll be Newbie is a chick magnet.

I can't get the link to come up for some reason.
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2015, 03:06:19 PM »
Looks like the whole Daily Princtonian is down.

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2015, 04:11:16 PM »
Looks like the whole Daily Princtonian is down.

Victims of their own *suck*cess ;')

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2015, 06:57:14 AM »
Sadly, it is up again.

Figures, Princeton pillow-biter.

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2015, 11:14:20 AM »
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Besides, this is not very important to me. I am a male and I am white, so I get less than my fair share of discrimination. I am ashamed to say that I have complained when I have had such fortune, but I must confess that I did.

Lord help us. The white guilt trip is taking over this poor child.
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 11:08:48 PM »
Loving the comments over there...

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 07:06:12 AM »
I bet they could lose at tic-tac-toe.   ::laughonfloor::
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2015, 12:25:34 PM »
Microaggression update...

This is hilarious -

H/T - IOTW  http://iotwreport.com/available-at-httpwww-microaggressions-com/

And check out the little pooh-tossers having tantrums over the silliest things...

http://www.microaggressions.com/

...all the while their nation is transformed into a fascist police state where micro-aggressions will soon be a long-forgotten luxury of a era of pre-societal collapse...

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2015, 03:23:49 PM »
The only problem with that Microaggression update is that one (is that sufficiently neutral language?!) victims (you know who you are) should never have to explain themselves. That in itself is a microaggression!

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2015, 08:47:04 AM »
Obviously, designed by a racist...

The Kommissariat frowns at defiant white folk who don't check their privilege! 

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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2015, 12:11:19 PM »
http://www.weaselzippers.us/237210-univ-of-new-hampshire-moonbats-claim-gender-microaggressions-are-giving-women-heart-disease-and-migraines/

So, if I understand these moonbats right, if I make better use of these so-called ten types of gender microaggressions: “sexual objectification,” “second-class citizenship,” “use of sexist language,” “assumption of inferiority,” “restrictive gender roles,” “denial of the reality of sexism,” “denial of individual sexism,” “invisibility, “sexist humor/jokes,” and “environmental invalidations.” I can cause more moonbats to get sick and quite possibly die?

Uhh...thanks!   :D   ::whoohoo::
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2015, 01:08:57 PM »
So let's see, women historically had much lower rates of heart disease than men, back before they entered the workforce in large numbers, i.e. (we are told) when women were much more oppressed than now.

If "microaggression" is causing them to have heart disease, shouldn't they have had even more heart disease back when there was "macroaggression?"
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Re: People who lose at the interwebs
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2015, 03:36:27 PM »
All this time, I thought just being married was a migraine.
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