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Title: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: radioman on March 29, 2011, 08:29:45 AM
Hey guys/gals,

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

He doesn't want us to know what sex he is. He's been pretending to be a man, but have you ever seen him sitting down with his legs crossed?
He always sits like a woman, sissy, and wussy puss. We have a president in drag!! ::gaah::

Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: AmericanPatriot on March 29, 2011, 08:32:49 AM
What's sad is he's better looking than Michelle.
I do think she's the one who wears the pants in that family.
Maybe she's in drag,too?
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: radioman on March 29, 2011, 08:36:54 AM
Could be...
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: radioman on March 29, 2011, 09:00:26 AM
Another fact I just became aware of:
Interesting Facts:
Chester Arthur was the first President to have his citizenship challenged. Many people believed he had been born in Canada.

Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 29, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
What's sad is he's better looking than Michelle.
I do think she's the one who wears the pants in that family.
Maybe she's in drag,too?

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq359/Mule928/MonkeyMichelle.jpg?t=1223164066)
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: ToddF on March 29, 2011, 09:11:27 AM
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.

Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 29, 2011, 09:24:04 AM
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.



I've always believed that he didn't want his birth cert and his college records released because he might have "fudged" his origin to get special treatment in college. So maybe his birth cert does show he's from Hawaii--maybe when he applied to college he said something else?
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Glock32 on March 29, 2011, 09:50:08 AM
Hey guys/gals,

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

He doesn't want us to know what sex he is. He's been pretending to be a man, but have you ever seen him sitting down with his legs crossed?
He always sits like a woman, sissy, and wussy puss. We have a president in drag!! ::gaah::



(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 29, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

He didn't have any adult males in his life to show him how to be a man
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 29, 2011, 10:01:15 AM

 ::hysterical::

He didn't have any adult males in his life to show him how to be a man

Nope. But he had Frank Marshall Davis to show him how a man be.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Libertas on March 29, 2011, 12:14:45 PM
So the kids are adopted then?

Poor kids!

 :P

On the plus side, they have two mommies, eh?

 ::speechless::

 ::puke::
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Sectionhand on March 29, 2011, 12:17:52 PM

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

/quote]

Because he doesn't have one . He has a Lab Report !
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Predator Don on March 29, 2011, 03:25:45 PM
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.



I've always believed that he didn't want his birth cert and his college records released because he might have "fudged" his origin to get special treatment in college. So maybe his birth cert does show he's from Hawaii--maybe when he applied to college he said something else?

My belief is much more simple.....I believe he didn't want his college records released because his grades prove he isn't the smartest person on the planet. His birth certificate proves he wasn't born on this planet. ::speechless::
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 29, 2011, 03:49:58 PM
My belief is much more simple.....I believe he didn't want his college records released because his grades prove he isn't the smartest person on the planet. His birth certificate proves he wasn't born on this planet. ::speechless::

I'm going with that!

and just because I've been dying to use it:
 ::deercorn::

Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: charlesoakwood on March 29, 2011, 04:25:30 PM

Is that why he got upset when Michelle said she was his baby mama?

Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: BigAlSouth on March 29, 2011, 04:53:14 PM
My daughter throws better than this panty-waist:

President: Obama Strikes Out at 2009 All-Star Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKOyuPZ91RI#)
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 29, 2011, 05:00:56 PM
My daughter throws better than this panty-waist:


 ::hysterical::

I'd throw better than him. And I'm not exactly an athlete.
 ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

And I wouldn't wear mom jeans.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: John Florida on March 29, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
 ::deercorn:: ::lalanotlistening::
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Janny on March 29, 2011, 09:07:18 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

He looks like such a DORK in that picture!  (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: John Florida on March 29, 2011, 09:12:07 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

He looks like such a DORK in that picture!  (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

 Some of those ladies have a bigger set than tha dork.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: trapeze on March 29, 2011, 09:39:06 PM
Best explanation I have heard yet is that the original BC was changed to "Barry Soetoro" (and maybe even shows him being born in Indonesia) so that he could get admitted to schools as a foreigner. I do believe he was born in Hawaii (you can't explain the newspaper announcements any other way). Having the wrong name on the BC and any other subsequent docs (like admissions papers) would be more than a little embarrassing and, as noted above, his grades would finally receive the scrutiny that they deserve.

Wouldn't it be interesting if BO's grades were not as good as GWB's?
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: BigAlSouth on March 30, 2011, 05:17:41 AM
Best explanation I have heard yet is that the original BC was changed to "Barry Soetoro" (and maybe even shows him being born in Indonesia) so that he could get admitted to schools as a foreigner. I do believe he was born in Hawaii (you can't explain the newspaper announcements any other way). Having the wrong name on the BC and any other subsequent docs (like admissions papers) would be more than a little embarrassing and, as noted above, his grades would finally receive the scrutiny that they deserve.

Wouldn't it be interesting if BO's grades were not as good as GWB's?

Yes. He was born in the 57th state.

Really, its not the birth certificate per se, but what is on the birth certificate that would prove embarrassing to Pres. Sero. My BC was changed when my parents changed my name. There is an affidavit attached to the original that is part of the whole thing. IOW, the BC and Affidavit are one complete document and must be released as one.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 30, 2011, 12:16:07 PM
Best explanation I have heard yet is that the original BC was changed to "Barry Soetoro" (and maybe even shows him being born in Indonesia) so that he could get admitted to schools as a foreigner. I do believe he was born in Hawaii (you can't explain the newspaper announcements any other way). Having the wrong name on the BC and any other subsequent docs (like admissions papers) would be more than a little embarrassing and, as noted above, his grades would finally receive the scrutiny that they deserve.

Wouldn't it be interesting if BO's grades were not as good as GWB's?

Yes. He was born in the 57th state.

Really, its not the birth certificate per se, but what is on the birth certificate that would prove embarrassing to Pres. Sero. My BC was changed when my parents changed my name. There is an affidavit attached to the original that is part of the whole thing. IOW, the BC and Affidavit are one complete document and must be released as one.


YES!YES!YES!

I really believe the issue isn't if he was born in Hawaii.  It's the info on the document(s).  He probably thinks it's hilarious that people think it's about where he was born when he knows it's other info. He used being a "foreigner" to get ahead.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Pandora on March 30, 2011, 12:23:06 PM
It's not just the BC; it's the other lack of evidence that gives credence to the BC issue, such as what the hell passport did he use to go to Pakistan (?) and what's the deal with him having a Connecticut-issued SS#?

It's not one thing or another, it's everything that doesn't add up.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Sectionhand on March 30, 2011, 01:16:33 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

He looks like such a DORK in that picture!  (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

 Some of those ladies have a bigger set than tha dork.

I don't know about that but I'll bet Whoopi's are hairyer !
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: radioman on March 30, 2011, 01:21:01 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

He looks like such a DORK in that picture!  (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

 Some of those ladies have a bigger set than tha dork.

I don't know about that but I'll bet Whoopi's are hairyer !

Now, I guarantee you that if it was me sitting there, my legs wouldn't be crossed like all the other women. :) My ankle would be firmly implanted on my knee. All pictures of him sitting shows this is his/hers natural position.
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Glock32 on March 30, 2011, 01:27:33 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100729/obama-on-the-view_510.jpg)

He looks like such a DORK in that picture!  (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

 Some of those ladies have a bigger set than tha dork.

I don't know about that but I'll bet Whoopi's are hairyer !

Now, I guarantee you that if it was me sitting there, my legs wouldn't be crossed like all the other women. :) My ankle would be firmly implanted on my knee. All pictures of him sitting shows this is his/hers natural position.

And I'd be sitting next to Elizabeth ;)
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 30, 2011, 01:44:05 PM
The picture would show Elizabeth slapping my face because I suggested that she sit on my lap... ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: Birthers - my explanation
Post by: John Florida on March 30, 2011, 02:33:08 PM
The picture would show Elizabeth slapping my face because I suggested that she sit on my lap... ::laughonfloor::

 Have you seen her new exercise commercial??  ::whoohoo:: ::bows::

 Some body find it!!