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Topics => Faith & Family => Topic started by: John Florida on April 29, 2011, 11:11:21 AM

Title: No sign of parole!
Post by: John Florida on April 29, 2011, 11:11:21 AM

Today is the my anniversary,I have now served 39 years and still no sign of parole. Had I shot her dead instead of getting married that day I would have gotten out 19 years ago. But then again she's put up with me too for all these years and all I can say is there's no accounting for taste and poor judgement on her part.

 

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: Pandora on April 29, 2011, 11:16:52 AM

Happy Anniversary, JF.  And many more.  (Poor girl)

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 29, 2011, 11:18:34 AM

Congrats to you and Mrs. F-L-A on your long and happy marriage. Many blessings be upon you.

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: LadyVirginia on April 29, 2011, 11:19:06 AM

Congratulations! ::thumbsup::

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: John Florida on April 29, 2011, 11:22:46 AM

this was also the day and year that the released that clissic movie.

The God Father Theme Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvKXt3Surlk#)


 Which we say on our honeymoon in Miami.That's a long story.

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: charlesoakwood on April 29, 2011, 11:23:52 AM

Happy anniversary!!!   ::thumbsup::

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: Libertas on April 29, 2011, 12:02:20 PM

Congrats JF!

If she hasn't left by now...

 ;D

Still, better play it safe and always operate under the assumption you're skating on thin ice!

 ::thumbsup::

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: RickZ on April 29, 2011, 12:24:38 PM

No parole, huh?  Today's prison menu is grilled lamb, with rosemary and garlic.  No canolis until you finish your dinner plate!

PS - I'd hide this thread from the wife.  'Parole'?  Not a good way for her to be reminded of an anniversary date!  If she saw that, it just might be the last anniversary you'll ever see, hell the last thing you'll ever see.  And no jury in the world would convict.

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: John Florida on April 29, 2011, 04:18:14 PM

Quote from: RickZ on April 29, 2011, 12:24:38 PM

No parole, huh?  Today's prison menu is grilled lamb, with rosemary and garlic.  No canolis until you finish your dinner plate!

PS - I'd hide this thread from the wife.  'Parole'?  Not a good way for her to be reminded of an anniversary date!  If she saw that, it just might be the last anniversary you'll ever see, hell the last thing you'll ever see.  And no jury in the world would convict.

  Don't you worry I approach these things like there was something explosive in them. I know what the triggers are and God love her she can go from the most loving person on earth to hell on wheels in a nano second. I see that vein in he forehead pop out and I'm gone.  Luca Brazzi had nothing on her when she's pissed.

Title: Re: No sign of parole!
Post by: AlanS on April 29, 2011, 04:22:36 PM

Congrats to you and the missus, John!!

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