Even in insane times not everybody will be insane...
We can use all the sanity we can get!
I think all manner of new wearable pork products should flood the market...flush 'em out, ward 'em off...annoy the heck out of 'em.
Have to do something before the time comes where more robust measures are inescapable...and the preceding may help herd this ilk into more concentrated areas.