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Title: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: John Florida on February 08, 2019, 05:33:51 PM
  I was listening to Rush and he was explaining how what's happening between Bezos and the National Enquirer.

  It seems that NE has pictures of Mr. Bezos's pecker that he sent to his mistress. They are being held by a guy whose name is "Pecker" but somehow it's Trumps fault.

  So it goes like this Bezos sent pics of his Pecker and are being held by a guy named Pecker and since Trump knows Mr Pecker and he himself has a Pecker so it must be his fault.


                 You can't make this sh*t up. I almost killed myself laughing.
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: IronDioPriest on February 08, 2019, 06:32:40 PM
Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”

 ::whatgives::
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: John Florida on February 08, 2019, 07:26:07 PM
Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”

 ::whatgives::

 Or Richards.
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on February 08, 2019, 09:37:54 PM
Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”

 ::whatgives::

Family farm picnic (including cousins):
Look at all the little Peckers enjoying themselves with that family of small, uhm . . . cats.
🐱 🐈
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: AlanS on February 09, 2019, 04:00:16 PM
Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”

 ::whatgives::

 Or Richards.

Or Fokkers.
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: ToddF on February 10, 2019, 08:04:53 AM
Or naming your kid Dick.  You're at work, you whip out your wallet, and announce who wants to see pictures of my adorable little Dick?
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: Pandora on February 10, 2019, 11:07:25 AM
Father's father came from Italy, he answered to "Deega", so everybody thought it was Anglicized "Dick".

There was a mild competition between two sisters-in-law to name their sons Richard, after Grandpa; my brother won the honor.

Turns out Grandpa's name was Diego, not Richard.

(Did Grandma know and just not say?)
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: WilliamVA on February 10, 2019, 11:55:07 AM
Going through life with the surname Pecker... I think that’s a very good justification for legal name change. It’s not like people wouldn’t understand. Hell, you might even be able to talk your whole extended family into changing it... “Look, from now on, we’re gonna be the Johnsons...”

 ::whatgives::

 Or Richards.

Or Fokkers.

Wonder if his parents considered the first name of "Woodrow"?   Ya know, with the nickname of "Woody".     ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: I almost drove off the road today
Post by: Libertas on February 10, 2019, 02:31:38 PM
This adds to the rich broth of irony swirling around Ser Bezos and his Empire!

https://theintercept.com/2019/02/08/jeff-bezos-protests-the-invasion-of-his-privacy-as-amazon-builds-a-sprawling-surveillance-state-for-everyone-else/

The Stalinesque world of BigMedia bit Uncle Jeffy in the arse and its everybody else's fault!

 ::laughonfloor::