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Topics => Food & Cooking => Topic started by: oldcoastie6468 on October 26, 2013, 01:58:48 PM
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This is an old family recipe. I'm just trying to help....
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
1. Go buy a turkey.
2. Take a drink of whiskey.
3. Put the turkey in the oven.
4. Take 2 more drinks of whiskey.
5. Set the oven to 375°.
6. Take another drink of whiskey.
7. Turn the oven on.
8. Have 4 more shots of whiskey.
9. Turk the bastey.
10. Whiskey another bottle of get.
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
12. Glass yourself another pour of whiskey.
13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
15. Floor the turkey on the drop.
16. Have another shot of whiskey.
17. Turk up the pickey flom the froor.
18. Turk the carvey.
19. Open another bottle of whiskey.
20. Tet the shable and pour yourshelf a glass of turkey.
21. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
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LOL, that's usually how it's done at my house! ::thumbsup::
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New cook! (I wants my turkey!) ;D
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State Farm® Turkey Fryer Safety: Hang On A Minute with Si & Jase Robertson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xPV27MxkF8#ws)
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We cook ours breast down for the first half of the cooking, then flip it for the second half, and it takes both of us and a coupla tools to do it. Haven't had to baste one yet.
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Over The River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5C3rlA5bZk#)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY)
The actual YouTube won't show, for some reason. Operator error, I suspect. (I'm the operator...)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY)
The actual YouTube won't show, for some reason. Operator error, I suspect. (I'm the operator...)
It's the "httpS"; remove the "s" and it'll probably work.
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Turkey Brining Kass-style Un Film de Wings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY#ws)
Thanks, Pan!!! ::bows:: ::bows::
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You're welcome; anytime.