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Libyan Shocker: Rebels Funded by Koch Brothers, Obama Suspends Bombing Campaign

The White House today announced the suspension of all military operations in Libya effective immediately after it was discovered that the rebels fighting to oust Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi are being fully funded by the conservative Koch Brothers. Over the years the billionaire Koch brothers have given millions of dollars to right wing think tanks, and now they want to expand their reach to the Middle East.

From the beginning of the Libyan uprising, there have been questions as to who the rebels are–and who is supporting them. Many had speculated that the Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah or even Al Qaeda were backing the Libyan rebel forces.

But an internal rebel document uncovered by Media Matters contains detailed rebel plans for the eventual overthrow of the Gaddafi regime. After the regime change, they will form a new political party named:

Prosperity for

All the

LIbyan

Nation…or PALIN.

Once the State Department caught wind of the Koch brothers/PALIN connection, officials immediately made a 3:00 AM phone call to the White House. Nobody answered the phone.

Fortunately, the State Department was aware of an 8:00 AM tee time that President Obama had scheduled today at the Washington Golf and Country Club–where he was then briefed on the whole situation at the fifth tee by Vice President Biden, Joy Behar and Danny Bonaduce.

The White House later released a statement explaining why it was decided to end all military operations in Libya...

More satire @ newsrealblog...
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Yeah...satire.  Or is it!

 ::exitstageleft::

ETA - I wonder what the leftist swamps at KOS and Moron.Org are thinking!

Nah, second thought...no I don't...don't really give a damn!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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This should have been released on April the 1st. :)
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Heh, good idea, Radioman!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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When the overcast clears NATO plans to target Ghadaffi's next Rotary Club meeting .