Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 611042 times)

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #2000 on:** October 15, 2016, 09:15:37 AM »

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Glock32 · « **Reply #2001 on:** October 15, 2016, 02:56:34 PM »

Have they sent your check yet?

Libertas · « **Reply #2002 on:** October 17, 2016, 07:18:57 AM »

Well, nothing says class like moonbat leftists without a clue...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/301600-orange-is-the-new-black-cast-wears-t-shirts-vaginas-against-trump-tweet-fck-you-trump/

Pretty sure smart people steer clear of these vagina's...

Also looks like the gathering in the hall awaiting their turn to be raped by Bill Clinton...or Hillary, who am I to judge?

AlanS · « **Reply #2003 on:** October 17, 2016, 04:28:19 PM »

I'd avoid those vaginas at all costs.

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I responded she had no idea whether I was straight, white, or a guy, but using that as an insult indicated how she was still reducing people to vaginas and dicks. Besides, I said, you haven’t even asked me my preferred pronoun.

She blocked me. It was a good day.

ToddF · « **Reply #2004 on:** October 17, 2016, 05:42:36 PM »

I'm so old I remember when only the "beautiful people" went to Hollywood.

Libertas · « **Reply #2005 on:** October 18, 2016, 06:56:56 AM »

And we're still clueless as to what kind of block it was.

Libertas · « **Reply #2006 on:** October 20, 2016, 07:24:46 AM »

I sure would like to see what would cause them to double-over in gut-busting hilarity!

http://nypost.com/2016/10/19/hillary-clintons-security-detail-laughed-when-she-broke-her-elbow/

If keeling over isn't in play...this would be a good second choice!

Libertas · « **Reply #2007 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:29:33 AM »

I'll throw the caveat out there that the UK ladies are more batshyt than ours (I don't know this to be true or not, just going with it)...but...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3855612/Do-women-road-rage-worse-men-Females-drivers-lose-cool-faster-males-claims-study.html

I knew it!

Pandora · « **Reply #2008 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:39:32 AM »

I could tell you stories .......

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #2009 on:** October 24, 2016, 11:16:07 AM »

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/247133/

Libertas · « **Reply #2010 on:** October 28, 2016, 08:18:50 AM »

http://www.weaselzippers.us/303851-clinton-eying-biden-for-secretary-of-state-if-she-wins/

And this - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3880174/Could-DEAD-astronaut-seed-life-universe-Researchers-say-dumping-bodies-space-trigger-new-forms-life.html

Oh! Oh! Mr. Research Man? I got a really good idea!!!

Libertas · « **Reply #2011 on:** October 28, 2016, 12:38:44 PM »

Libertas · « **Reply #2012 on:** October 28, 2016, 12:44:40 PM »

Oldie but a goodie...15-20 years ago a lot of people were looking at this chart deciphering what I meant!

Libertas · « **Reply #2013 on:** October 28, 2016, 12:47:59 PM »

OK, this is funny, but there is really only one more right answer than not...

1-No

2-Hell no. Is that dude wasted?

3-Ouch, no

4-Only if you're gay

5-Only if you have a "bender"

6-Not much different than #1

7-Only if you're a circus freak

8-Yup

Glock32 · « **Reply #2014 on:** October 28, 2016, 01:05:04 PM »

LOL. The other method is to stand back and practice your ability to estimate ballistic trajectory curves. It's a skill that could come in handy elsewhere.

Libertas · « **Reply #2015 on:** October 28, 2016, 03:19:42 PM »

That's for young fellas...

Oh, right.

Glock32 · « **Reply #2016 on:** October 28, 2016, 04:07:49 PM »

I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.

After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.

Glock32 · « **Reply #2017 on:** October 28, 2016, 04:24:48 PM »

Ha!

H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association

Libertas · « **Reply #2018 on:** October 28, 2016, 05:42:33 PM »

Quote from: Glock32 on October 28, 2016, 04:07:49 PM

I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.

After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.

(Seinfeld) Urinator!

Libertas · « **Reply #2019 on:** October 28, 2016, 05:43:54 PM »

Quote from: Glock32 on October 28, 2016, 04:24:48 PM

Ha!

H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association

Saw that too and put it in the election thread. Fricken awesome! The pics of the fat old prog changing his tire are priceless!