-
I mean, why not?
Claycat's THE RAID (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z3EBalwI4#ws)
-
Perhaps this should be in "Politics" and I encourage someone to start a thread on it there but I believe it belongs here, too.
(http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/FirstGayPresidentLarge.jpg)
And, yes, this is the real cover.
-
See: http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5800.msg64642.html#msg64642 (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5800.msg64642.html#msg64642)
It's just more historical justification for Obama's reign.
-
Someone needs to set this picture to music on youtube. I'm thinking that goofy tune that Limbaugh used for his homo update theme.
-
How about this tune
I'm Super with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQOWHmP6P5U#)
-
Heh, good one G!
And Trap, that Claycat thing is warped...must explain why watched the whole thing.
-
YMCA.
-
Dogs Ruining Family Photos (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143438/Paw-photo-bombing-mans-best-friend-dogs-humans-done.html?ICO=most_read_module)
-
::hysterical::
-
How To Make Your Friends Like You (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=133060)
-
How Real Men Shoot Skeet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3npF3e2oZQ#ws)
-
How To Make Your Friends Like You (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=133060)
Hey.....Got an idea or two..... ::devil::
-
Liberal Logic 101 (http://liberallogic101.com/)
-
Aside from an instinctual rejection of the words "liberal" and "logic"...those are pretty accurate of the diseased thinking these asshats are afflicted with. ::thumbsup::
-
What's another word we could use to describe liberal thinking. Because it's not "thinking". They don't think, they have thoughts.
-
What's another word we could use to describe liberal thinking. Because it's not "thinking". They don't think, they have thoughts.
They have thoughts, but they don't use them to think. They feeeeeel. Pick it up when you talk to them about why they say what they say; "I feeel that ....". This is the basis for their opinions. And why do they feeel? Because they osmosis-ate. What they feeeeel is absorbed from a consensus of feeeeelings among the group that inhabits their bubble.
Helen Gurley Brown, remember her? She could not imagine how Nixon got elected; nobody she knew voted for him.
-
Yes, I know they actually are feeling everything rather than actually thinking.
I guess rather than saying my liberal friend thinks I should make sure I always say my liberal friend feels... because I really hate to attribute any thinking to a liberal.
-
Yes, I know they actually are feeling everything rather than actually thinking.
I guess rather than saying my liberal friend thinks I should make sure I always say my liberal friend feels... because I really hate to attribute any thinking to a liberal.
Yah, I know. Sorry. I was just venting.
-
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/ifyoubuildanythingtheywillcome.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/letthemeatcash.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/crediblehulk.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/teller-gunpoint.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/thisguyisagenius.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/conservatism.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/actualoldladystoppedwithagunclip-1.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/infinitepower-1.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/arch-1.jpg)
-
Those are very good, Weisshaupt!
-
Here's one. And yes, it's a shameless plug for another one of my reviews at Amazon.
This time I am reviewing something called the "Democrat Kit" (http://www.amazon.com/Morris-Costumes-Democrat-kit/dp/B0042ZW2EG/ref=cm_rdp_product) which (I think) is supposed to be a costume. I chose to review it as if it was something that could literally transform a normal person into a Democrat and how I was disappointed that it didn't work.
As I have done in a few of my Amazon reviews, I used the comments section to plug our site, too.
-
Laugh out loud funny, Trap!
The comments are priceless from the dem-morons.
-
Trap, I'm still laughing.....lololol
-
Priceless, Trap. ::hysterical::
-
Another shameless plug: Read through a few more of my reviews. I personally don't think I'm all that funny (well, sort of funny, I can write this nonsense in my sleep) but some of the outraged comments from "true believers" are pretty good...so be sure to read the comments. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I write. They respond. Predictably. I get to harpoon them. Mercilessly.
Seriously, though, anyone can do this. It's fun. It's cathartic. And best of all, it's free.
And I enjoy writing. So...everyone wins. Except the half wits. Give it a try. Just find an absurdly ridiculous product and let your imagination go nuts.
-
Dood! You're merciless! And they deserve nothing less! :D
-
Hey, I just realized that I am one of the ranked reviewers at Amazon. They only rank the top 10,000 people who offer reviews and I am currently #2870.
I guess it's kind of evil or something that there are over seven thousand people ranked lower than me who actually take the whole review writing thing pretty seriously.
I don't remember if I mentioned it or not but I DO leave breadcrumbs there that lead back here. Don't think it works very well but someday it might pay off.
-
::thumbsup:: ::cool:: ::laughonfloor::
-
I love the hell out of that. ::hysterical::
-
I love that you have created another way to get the word out.
-
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown ;D
-
Yeah, I can't figure that one out. You would think that they would yank my comments, my reviews...everything. I make no pretense that I am actually providing a real review of most of these things. I have written a few reviews that are mostly serious but they are still written in the same tone and spirit as the rest.
Some day they will come to their senses and kick me out but I'm having fun until that day arrives.
-
The best sort of dumbass is the one who is so thoroughly convinced of their own intellectual and educational superiority that they have a total blind spot for what cogent argument actually looks like.
I saw one of those reviews, of one of those magical energy saving appliances, where someone claiming to be Mr. Electrical Engineer attempts to dazzle with his use of formulae (while working in some jabs against know-nothing electricians). A real electrical engineer had to respond and point out that a watt, as a unit of power, exists irrespective of voltage and current. A watt is a watt is a watt.
You're right, it's fish in a barrel.
-
Some day they will come to their senses and kick me out but I'm having fun until that day arrives.
Maybe someone at Amazon has a sense of humor.....
-
Hard to say. I think I'm gonna write a review on Meghan McCain's upcoming book. It comes out in a couple of weeks and if the title is any indication it is puke-worthy and deserving of maximum ridicule. Of course, anything she writes is deserving of such treatment. She begs for it and then complains about the treatment she gets.
-
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown ;D
Crap. And I missed them. I'm willing to bet they were some real winners!
-
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown ;D
Crap. And I missed them. I'm willing to bet they were some real winners!
Yea, me too but you can guess at the gist of their snotty-grams from Traps responses. You know it just has to smart to come back to find your "brilliant" post scrubbed but a good face-slap left behind ;D
-
Okay, back to our regularly scheduled programming here at the "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" thread...
Obama and the "Choom Gang" get the Taiwanese Video Treatment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8DLcsQ1fUxk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8DLcsQ1fUxk#)!
I love the little bongs that spin around above his head. Plus the "magic dragon" insert.
-
I think that falling out of the car part was real.
::hysterical::
-
We need some screen caps of him sucking down on that bong.
-
And now a little tune that goes by the name of...
Boob
Belt
Fever
. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduAMWyJLWY#)
-
pretty funny
I guess the arms weren't enough they had to go to the belt...
-
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?
-
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?
I've read this advice before many times---wearing a belt is supposed to make you look thinner, like you have a waist. I think it looks riduculous most of the time, drawing the eye to the parts you don't want to show off.
Everyday Icon: Michelle Obama and the Power of Style [Hardcover] by Kate Betts (http://www.amazon.com/Everyday-Icon-Michelle-Obama-Power/dp/0307591433/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
Trap, you might want to check this book out. hahhaha There are reviewers who think Mrs. BO has style. I think she looks like she buys her clothes on sale at Kohl's and JCpennys and then pretends she got them at a boutique.
-
I will take a look at it.
-
Thank God he's an Obama voter. (http://www.tomsguide.com/us/iphone-icloud-stolen-photo-upload,news-15352.html)
-
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?
I've read this advice before many times---wearing a belt is supposed to make you look thinner, like you have a waist. I think it looks riduculous most of the time, drawing the eye to the parts you don't want to show off.
Everyday Icon: Michelle Obama and the Power of Style [Hardcover] by Kate Betts (http://www.amazon.com/Everyday-Icon-Michelle-Obama-Power/dp/0307591433/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
Trap, you might want to check this book out. hahhaha There are reviewers who think Mrs. BO has style. I think she looks like she buys her clothes on sale at Kohl's and JCpennys and then pretends she got them at a boutique.
If she ever looked like she had a waist, it's only because of the comparison with her caboose.
-
Where is that pic of moochelle in front of the presidential helo.....
I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.
When there is a bonifide fashion professional dressing her, hiding her flaws, she can at least appear to be fashion savvy....that is if they can steal her belt collection. Those belts make some decent looking clothing look....Walmarty....
Now, the belt she had on, the one John Cena and other WWE stars wear as WWE champion.....nice.
-
I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.
That's funny as hell. ::hysterical:: And damned accurate.
-
I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.
That's funny as hell. ::hysterical:: And damned accurate.
I think I'm gonna keep that description in reserve. I never thought (at least in my lifetime) that it would be a perfect description of a First Lady of the United States, but there you go.
-
I wouldn't disparage clothes from WalMart, Penny's, or Kohl's with her name.
It's quite possible to purchase their clothes and be dressed appropriately. It
does require one to take the time to research style, taste, and selection,
something that is not necessary when one shops at more upscale stores.
She knows how to dress; when she is attired like a clown you can bet she
spent time to look exactly as she does. She and her husband have faithful
subjects to whom she makes certain receive a big silent shout-out.
-
We can put a disclaimer on the description CO, there is an element to her that no matter where the Wookie shops or what wears she'll look like she's sporting a broken trash bag.
-
I wouldn't disparage clothes from WalMart, Penny's, or Kohl's with her name.
It's quite possible to purchase their clothes and be dressed appropriately. It
does require one to take the time to research style, taste, and selection,
something that is not necessary when one shops at more upscale stores.
You're correct. One of my kids works in a very affluent suburb and she often sports items from WalMart (only place in town to shop when she was in college) and she rocks them. More than once she's been asked by a client where she bought those boots or sweater and she says "Oh, I bought these in a store in Michigan." (where she went to college).
-
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.
Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
::bigpuke::
-
Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
::bigpuke::
::laughonfloor::
-
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.
Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
::bigpuke::
You have a way with words, Don .... ::thumbsup::
-
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.
Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
::bigpuke::
You have a way with words, Don .... ::thumbsup::
Only because moochelle has a way with clothes.
-
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)
"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)
Dutch humor, I suppose...
-
Ummm....ahhhh.....
::facepalm::
"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures abuse dead cats and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers, father of Austin.
FIFN!
-
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)
"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)
Dutch humor, I suppose...
101 Uses for a Dead Cat (http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338828130&sr=8-1)
-
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)
"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)
Dutch humor, I suppose...
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::
-
What a waste of a perfectly good helicopter.
-
What an ass.
-
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::
I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.
BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.
Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.
-
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::
I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.
BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.
Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.
Maybe someone should come up with a book for 101 things to do with a dead PETA activist, I bet that'd be a best-seller! See them bitch about that! Hell, I'd buy! ;D
-
Yeah, I know...BMG posted a link to this in the WI Recall Thread but hey, it deserves to be enshrined here...
The Most Disappointed Barrett Supporter In Wisconsin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEwXa197uBU#ws)
Yeah, I'm tearing up, too. I get all emotional when I see lefties cry. You know, that kind of emotion where I'm rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming down my face because I'm physically hurting from laughing so hard and so long.
Ouch.
-
It's a beautiful thing...lefties crying....
::popcorn:: ::popcorn:: ::popcorn::
-
::lonelyteardrops::
-
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.
-
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.
::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical::
-
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.
Crap, that's funny. ::laughonfloor::
-
@Trap:
Hey man, no worries. That stuff's so funny it almost needs a thread all it's own! ::thumbsup::
I almost feel bad for the guy though ya know? Maybe a little moral support will help him out ...
-
So...how do we wrap this up?
Yep.
Hitler finds out that Scott Walker won the Wisconsin recall election (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC_ult6-Tb4#)
-
"Hitler finds out....." - the gift that keeps on giving.
::hysterical::
-
I didn't know exactly where to put this but it's pretty dang funny so here it is!
LINK (http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/06/obamas-risqu-joke-125518.html)
“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down” – a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.
Of course, if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...and let us not forget that oh-so-serious war on women that the Conservatives are supposedly waging.
Regardless all the serious implications, I find it freaking hilarious that his pet wookie Mooooo-chelle can actually out perform him in pushups!
-
@Hitler...
::hysterical::
-
if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...
No class idiot.
The stuff he says about his wife in public is telling.
Imagine Bush or Reagan making a such a comment about their wives.
-
I'm trying to imagine ANY other first lady dropping down for a few push ups. If I made that type of "joke" about my wife...well, I couldn't post, I'd be dead.
I believe this is an orchastrated effort to get the young vote to come out again.....It's all obama has left, imo. First, it was "hey, he is cool, lets all vote for him"....now it more like" hey, he is still cool, even though I'm loaded with debt and no job".
-
Justin Bieber's biggest fan/stalker...
JB Fanvideo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA#)
I like the authentic way that she doesn't blink.
-
O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8#)
-
O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8#)
::rolllaughing::
-
Do you hate the "coexist" bumper sticker? I, of course, despise it along with all things hippie-like. I could have written the following but someone else did:
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7906/coexistm2.jpg)
Yet another find from the AoS ONT.
Here's one more from the same source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded#)!
-
Do you hate the "coexist" bumper sticker? I, of course, despise it along with all things hippie-like. I could have written the following but someone else did:
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7906/coexistm2.jpg)
Yet another find from the AoS ONT.
Here's one more from the same source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded#)!
So..... The bruthas don't like zombies and I've seen the coexist banner and it speaks the truth.
-
To tell the truth I never paid close attention to the sign/poser/bumper sticker. So, did y'all notice that one ting is not like the others? All but one represent religious faiths (to one degree or another). One - the "E" - represents a degenerate sexual practice.
Now that I know this you know that there's no way I'll be able to leave it alone the next time I see one ::evil::
-
Miami certainly takes the flesh eating zombie thing seriously, don't they? That guy was lucky not to have been killed. One of them pulls a gun at the 2 minute mark.
I am guessing that under the right conditions and with realistic zombie makeup you could probably get people in Miami to soil themselves.
-
Complete unedited interview with Pippi Bongstocking:
A Wisconsin Anarchist Reacts to Walker Recall Win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwIAlx5R0s#ws)
via JWF
Looking at her you just know that she uses sand and pebbles instead of toothpaste to brush her teeth. Plus no deodorant...that's a given.
This would actually make quite the cautionary tale against early drug abuse or perhaps the need for better prenatal care.
Also reminds one of how you just can't fix stupid.
-
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/)
-
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/)
I think I'll consult Angie's list.......lol
-
via the ONT at AoS something appropriate for this year's screwed over Independence Day celebration. Enjoy...
The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y#ws)
-
via the ONT at AoS something appropriate for this year's screwed over Independence Day celebration. Enjoy...
The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y#ws)
Good thing Obama is forcing them into healthcare.
-
No Darwin winners? Bummer.
-
HotAir's Ed Morrisey offered these pointers when he posted that video earlier today:
1. Do not stick fireworks in your rear end.
2. Do not stick fireworks in your friends’ rear ends.
3. Rules 1 and 2 apply no matter how much beer you drink.
-
And from earlier today at AoS here is a pretty funny thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/vzt8c/i_went_in_for_a_prostate_exam_today_and/) on medical horror stories.
-
Heh, those are disgusting and hilarious!
-
(http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ijo6g2.jpg)
-
Just. Say. NO
Another NSFW Regretsy post (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/16/the-power-of-nut-stool/)
And another one (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/12/wood-pecker-mnsfw/)
And another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/pass-the-nuts/)
and still another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/and-isnt-that-a-nice-reflection-on-you/)
how can there be a market for this? Where do you wear it? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/14/rubbernecking-nsfw/)
One for the Bronies (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/30/my-little-yoni/)
How about glasses for your breasts? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/rack-focus/)
or handles for your rocks for $3000! (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/09/get-a-handle-on-it/)
and extra digits (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/10/rude-awakening-2/)
What the hell is wrong with people?
Oh right, they are too f'ing stupid to survive (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/17/there-are-at-least-205-really-stupid-people-on-etsy-right-now/) but do because we have prosperity and a system that protects against individual stupidity.
Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out.
-
Just. Say. NO
Another NSFW Regretsy post (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/16/the-power-of-nut-stool/)
And another one (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/12/wood-pecker-mnsfw/)
And another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/pass-the-nuts/)
and still another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/and-isnt-that-a-nice-reflection-on-you/)
how can there be a market for this? Where do you wear it? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/14/rubbernecking-nsfw/)
One for the Bronies (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/30/my-little-yoni/)
How about glasses for your breasts? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/rack-focus/)
or handles for your rocks for $3000! (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/09/get-a-handle-on-it/)
and extra digits (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/10/rude-awakening-2/)
What the hell is wrong with people?
Oh right, they are too f'ing stupid to survive (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/17/there-are-at-least-205-really-stupid-people-on-etsy-right-now/) but do because we have prosperity and a system that protects against individual stupidity.
Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out.
Ok....I laughed out loud at some of the comments.
-
Oh, man, just thinking about clicking on those links hurts my head.
-
"Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out."
I have no doubt of that.
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369)
No, I'm not posting the picture here. You will just have to click the link and go there.
This is most definitely for all you "fans" of Bigfoot and her metrosexual husband.
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369)
No, I'm not posting the picture here. You will just have to click the link and go there.
This is most definitely for all you "fans" of Bigfoot and her metrosexual husband.
I call photoshop. Everyone knows moochelle has the toned arms. The heads were swapped, and not a very good job at that.
-
Looks more like steroid use to me.
-
Looks more like steroid use to me.
I could see moochelle taking steriods....and testosterone.
-
I think you have it backwards Don. I think its more likely that "Michelle" takes estrogen and does the "Silence of the Lambs" tuckunder.
-
Too Much Olympics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6aEW_JLlDE#ws)
I was born without the Sports gene. I can't just sit and watch and actually pay attention. Take me to a game, and I am watching the crowd.
Consequently, I find this video hilarious.
-
This is the funniest thing I have read on the web for a while.
Read the following quote (I am going to block out the written description so as not to spoil the punchline) and then click on the link at the bottom to see how granny's restoration job turned out...
An elderly parishioner has stunned Spanish cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized Jesus Christ fresco.
Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) by Elias Garcia Martinez has held pride of place in the Sanctuary of Mercy Church near Zaragoza for more than 100 years.
The woman took her brush to it after years of deterioration due to moisture.
Cultural officials said she had the best intentions and hoped it could be properly restored.
The woman, in her 80s, was reportedly upset at the way the fresco had deteriorated and took it on herself to "restore" the image.
BBC Europe correspondent Christian Fraser says the delicate brush strokes of Elias Garcia Martinez have been buried under a haphazard splattering of paint.
(Written description edited out)
The woman appears to have realised she was out of her depth and contacted Juan Maria Ojeda, the city councillor in charge of cultural affairs.
Art historians are expected to meet at the church soon to discuss how to proceed.
Mr Ojeda said: "I think she had good intentions. Next week she will meet with a repairer and explain what kind of materials she used.
"If we can't fix it, we will probably cover the wall with a photo of the painting."
The fresco is not thought to be very valuable, but has a high sentimental value for local people.
Our correspondent says that to make matters worse, the local centre that works to preserve artworks had just received a donation from the painter's granddaughter which they had planned to use to restore the original fresco.
Here is the link to the article which starts with the before and after pic. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921)
-
That's hilarious Trap. Sometimes repairs take a little patience and a lot of time...
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/26/87/c3844e26e8b2b529b44dcad0330794f0.jpg)
-
There are very few things which cause me to actually laugh out loud.
Granny's restoration work is one of those things.
It looks like Mr. Bean had a go at it.
It looks like a surrealist interpretation of Michelle O'Bongo arriving on earth for the first time...before they could get the makeup and special effects to work better.
This is the sort of thing that you might expect to happen in the USA but no, it was in Spain so there is a bonus "make fun of the European" thing that can go with it.
-
There are very few things which cause me to actually laugh out loud.
Granny's restoration work is one of those things...
ROTFL!
I think a good chunk of the humor is because you can tell by looking at the side-by-side that she was really trying to "fix" it.
::hysterical::
-
I just realized that the picture is actually a video wherein granny gets interviewed and boy is she defensive about her work. She blames it on the priest and says that "everyone" knew she was doing it.
-
Here is the link to the article which starts with the before and after pic.[/url]
Regresty Math (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921)
(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/matheh.jpg)
-
I have no photoshop skills, but if I did, I would create...
Andre + Owl - Jesus = Old lady's repair.
-
"It looks like a surrealist interpretation of Michelle O'Bongo arriving on earth for the first time...before they could get the makeup and special effects to work better."
::laughonfloor::
-
I think one of the eyes is a little low......
-
Uncanny resemblance...
(http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad81/rdbrewer/BobRossEcceHomo.png)
-
It's the Chia people! Run! ::exitstageleft::
::hysterical::
-
(http://rlv.zcache.com/that_obama_sticker_on_your_car_bumper_stickers-p128138767282069859en8ys_400.jpg)
-
And it does.
-
Fun with un-licensed Disney merchandise...
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/9/8/17/enhanced-buzz-7878-1347138025-7.jpg)
LINK (http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/these-16-things-are-not-officially-licensed-by-dis-1opu)
-
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...
-
(http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x331/LadyVirginiaUSA/hopenchange.png)
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.co.uk/)
-
And they're smiling, yet. The quintessential TEA Party people. I like it.
-
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...
Brought to you by NAFTA .
-
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...
Brought to you by NAFTA .
North American Fricken Tard Association?
-
Close enough ! ;D
-
(http://www.bizarrocomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bz-panel-09-27-12.jpg)
http://www.bizarrocomics.com/?p=8762 (http://www.bizarrocomics.com/?p=8762)
-
That is SO true.
-
Tennessee Fraternity's Hilarious Press Conference to Deny Butt Chugging Charges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlcbAqK-qTY#ws)
-
Tennessee Fraternity's Hilarious Press Conference to Deny Butt Chugging Charges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlcbAqK-qTY#ws)
Side note: rumor is there's a shortage of Vaseline in Knoxville Tennessee.
-
I've already put this up in the debate thread but it needs to be here, too...
Obama-Romney presidential debate 2012: Mitt clobbers Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhUI8ktHuw#ws)
-
Can't see it enough!
::whoohoo::
-
A new installment of the best (worst!?) of regresty.
I debated about posting these to the proof we are doomed as a society thread, but really all of Regresty is that. As always, Regresty should be assumed to be NSFW, probably offensive to the finer sensibilities, very likely disturbing, and generally gross. Click at your own risk.
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/)
I have to say Regretsy is one of the few things that still gives me joy..
-
Is it sane to admit I looked at every one of these? ::ohno::
-
A new installment of the best (worst!?) of regresty.
I debated about posting these to the proof we are doomed as a society thread, but really all of Regresty is that. As always, Regresty should be assumed to be NSFW, probably offensive to the finer sensibilities, very likely disturbing, and generally gross. Click at your own risk.
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/)
I have to say Regretsy is one of the few things that still gives me joy..
I need to remember to review these when I get home from work.
-
I don't know when I will use this picture in a post, but I guarantee it will happen
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/squirrel-riding-rattlesnake_zps23936caa.jpg)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/19/im-going-to-need-549/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/19/im-going-to-need-549/)
h/t regretsy
-
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.
-
Giddyup! ;D
-
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.
It could be real.....if you look close you will see he does not actually WEAR it.....he just uses it in his song and dance routine! ::rimshot::
-
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.
It could be real.....if you look close you will see he does not actually WEAR it.....he just uses it in his song and dance routine! ::rimshot::
It's actually the snake's hat. The squirrel's playing keep-away.
-
Ah, the Festerman family. You know, I could describe this story but that just wouldn't do it justice. Instead I will give you a quote and a link. And yeah, there is a great video at the link (http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/20378613/dad-accused-of-spraying-liquid-ass-at-school-could-go-to-jail), too.
"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time."
I could have listed this under either of the culture watch threads (racially mixed marriage) but these people are just goofy stupid. It's not that they are criminals or anything...well, not yet...the father is possibly going to serve time for this bit of idiocy...they are just whacked out stupid and it's pretty funny. Imagine telling this story during family gatherings for the next several decades.
"We've gone to Kmart....We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."
Looked up the "product" on youtube and that's probably where the Festermans got their inspiration. There are quite a few videos of Walmart incidents.
The Festerman's mistake? They got caught. You have to think these things through all the way, look for "outs" if trouble arises, etc. Now they will have their fifteen minutes of fame. Great family name for this situation, btw. Jason Festerman looks like he could have been an extra in "Idiocracy."
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.
-
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.
::laughonfloor::
::thumbsup::
-
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.
::laughonfloor::
::thumbsup::
I was, of course, eluding to this comment: (http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/02/harry-reid-thank-god-i-wont-have-to-smell-dc-tourists-reeking-pits-anymore/)
“My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway,” said Reid in his remarks. “In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.”
-
Ewok Snuff Fantasy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvfp5l7kgo4#ws)
Because ewoks suck almost as much as Jar Jar. Is there a fantasy snuff vid out there with Jar Jar?
EDIT: Well, almost...
Jar Jar Meets The Airlock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo#)
-
(http://moonbattery.com/36-40-24-36.jpg)
-
Oh, right, there is no 36 cal s/a. ;D
-
\/
\/
\/
-
::hysterical::
It's a nice 4 degree global warming day here in Minnie...nobody about except maybe...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Climate%20Hoaxes/AGWprotestors.jpg)
-
http://i.imwx.com/images/maps/current/actchill_440x297.jpg (http://i.imwx.com/images/maps/current/actchill_440x297.jpg)
ETA: Image removed, it is a live image. Click address for current map.
-
That'll keep the riff-raff laying low.
;D
-
(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/90/5790/The-Stupid-It-Burns_27523-l.jpg?v=27523)
-
Just read a snarky word to describe Owebama's 'home' town: Chicongo. I'm so stealing that.
-
Damn, that is good.
Jus' wish we up here in Minnie would stop funding that crap down there with our welfare, you have a PO box for an address, that ought to equal ZERO bennies!
::gaah::
-
Our lard and savage, Barack Insane Owebama: Putting the funk in dysfunctional since 2009.
-
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DZMbuX_oHS0/UR1Yu5Doq0I/AAAAAAAAJ7Y/qV7QcSVqG7c/s400/Obama+Cartoon+-+Government.png)
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488114_10151316681230665_1440596657_n.jpg)
-
Lard & Sewage more like it!
::asskicking::
-
Russian Bus Driver Purposefully Rams Rude/Inconsiderate Drivers And Documents With Dashcam/youtube. (https://www.youtube.com/user/Volkosob832/videos) Link has over twenty vids. Full story here. (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/10/17237694-the-punisher-takes-vengeance-on-russias-bad-drivers)
-
This one is not funny, it's proof positive that one cannot fix stoopit, and/or these people vote:
Confusing Question of the Day - Obama Pardons The Sequester (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck#ws)
H/T commenter DJ at http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/03/quote-of-day-sarah-hoyt-edition.html#disqus_thread (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/03/quote-of-day-sarah-hoyt-edition.html#disqus_thread)
-
Funny? No, but very accurate. A comment at Ace:
We've got the first slave culture in human history where the people working their asses off so others can spend their days in leisure are considered the "overclass."
Ain't marxist propaganda great?
-
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great. ;)
-
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great. ;)
I understand that they're smokeless.
-
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great. ;)
I understand that they're smokeless.
I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.
-
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great. ;)
I understand that they're smokeless.
I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.
And that is before they die. ::hysterical::
-
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great. ;)
I understand that they're smokeless.
I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.
And that is before they die. ::hysterical::
Once the stack is lit the smell will be gone soon enough!
::thumbsup::
-
Like the "Cleaner" in the "Walking Dead".
-
(http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/5385/images/a1.jpg)
-
A Moral Quiz:
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're
caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a black man in the water. He is fighting for his
life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's
Barrack Obama! At the same time you notice that the raging waters
are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic
Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's
most powerful socialist Muslim men hell bent on the destruction of America.
THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer........
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?"
-
High contrast color of course, using black and white would be raaacist.
-
High speed black and white (maybe 400ASA) with a wide aperture setting and a quick shutter speed ('cause it's an action shot) would give you one of those classic grainy photos that look so good on the covers of magazines. High contrast color if the photo is for a personal photo album or maybe for posting on the internet. If the light was good enough, Kodachrome, of course.
-
I am duty-bound to save his miserable skin. So I'd go back to my car (looking both ways before crossing the street of course), fish out my blow-up life perserver, dig through my stuff and find the air compressor, verify that I have a UL-approved outlet, locate my pressure gage so that I didn't overfill, blow the lifesaver ring up, and return to the scene of the calamity (taking the same due-dilligence) in order to attempt the rescue.
Darn - too late.
Phooey!
-
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/vietnam-vets-for-john-kerry.jpg)
-
Let's see... he's drowning... chaos everywhere...
Is there any secret service around? I might not wanna trust that the flood would do what needs to be done.
Shooting with a camera? I have an even better idea.
-
Let's see... he's drowning... chaos everywhere...
Is there any secret service around? I might not wanna trust that the flood would do what needs to be done.
Shooting with a camera? I have an even better idea.
If there were secret service around and it looked as though it would fall to *you* to save him, I'd say pull up a seat and help them watch.
-
::popcorn::
-
Tyree Carter Banned From 'All The Libraries On The Face Of The Earth' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiFKznpxrQ#ws)
And, in related news, MA (democrat, of course) state rep John Fresolo (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297618/Massachusetts-lawmaker-took-pictures-genitals-female-coworkers-computer.html#ixzz2OIosmKrb) is in trouble for sending dick pics to a female coworker via state government computer/email...I guess because he, too, is so proud of his penis.
-
(http://www.tomrichmond.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-05-1.jpg)
I like this because it targets both sides...seriously, the Republicans are just as culpable with their voting for one CR after another. So screw them all.
-
This could easily be the punchline for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." jokes.
Snake Blamed for burning down Texas home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMg14yqw2aE#ws)
And since I'm talking about it, did you know that Jeff Foxworthy now has his own line of snacks? Serious. No joke. They are called "Grit Chips" and they even have their own Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/GritChips) Coming soon, I guess, to a store near you.
-
This could easily be the punchline for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." jokes.
Snake Blamed for burning down Texas home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMg14yqw2aE#ws)
And since I'm talking about it, did you know that Jeff Foxworthy now has his own line of snacks? Serious. No joke. They are called "Grit Chips" and they even have their own Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/GritChips) Coming soon, I guess, to a store near you.
Sure, the snake did it, lets completly ignore that a woman poured gasoline on it and lit it, it was the snake. Why can't people accept responsibility for there own actions. ::gaah::
-
I know there are entire websites dedicated to the "awkward family photo" genre that are much more extensive, but I stumbled across this and it had me literally crying with laughter...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/howtolive/11-hilariously-awkward-family-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/howtolive/11-hilariously-awkward-family-photos)
-
Some of those are really...weird!
-
The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!! (http://www.imao.us/The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!!)
Luke's Change: an Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg#ws)
-
The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!! (http://www.imao.us/The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!!)
Luke's Change: an Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg#ws)
Doesn't work
-
well, now it does.
-
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.
I'm now a Death Star Truther.
::unknowncomic::
-
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.
I'm now a Death Star Truther.
::unknowncomic::
welcome!! ::danceban::
-
What does this remind you of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sgU3yOM_tH8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sgU3yOM_tH8)
-
It reminds me of the those idiots crying to the trees.
-
It reminds me to be thankful I don't have to deal with that.
-
Another dumbocrat in the making.
-
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps817d4e6d.jpg)
-
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/angler-lands-two-big-bass-at-once-including-one-trying-to-swallow-the-other/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/angler-lands-two-big-bass-at-once-including-one-trying-to-swallow-the-other/)
The good news is the fish are definitely biting.
-
Some good humor here, I think she could have upped the angst a bit more, but hey she's a girl so I'll cut a little slack...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/05/to-all-the-colleges-that-rejected-me-teen-pens-hilariously-scathing-open-letter-after-she-gets-rejected-from-her-top-schools/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/05/to-all-the-colleges-that-rejected-me-teen-pens-hilariously-scathing-open-letter-after-she-gets-rejected-from-her-top-schools/)
-
All I can say is that some people have chosen some very odd ways (http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502) to react to the Obama administration's tyranny, the horrible economy, etc...
William Blakely Charged with Masturbating, Indescent Exposure While Driving 90 MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFwoKO1zaeY#ws)
Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.
"Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," witness Deanna Dykes said.
"After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours," witness Kelly Street said.
Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.
"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.
"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad.
Yeah, it wasn't really bad at that point. It got really, really bad after that started. Umm, yeah...whatever.
And in this day of cell phone video cams and youtube I am only really surprised that no one got any video of the actual event.
-
Vice-Mayor... ::saywhat::
Vice-King?
Libiot, just has to be.
-
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????
-
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????
I was wondering the same damn thing.
::thinking::
-
It is a difficult mental picture to form, isn't it? But however he managed to do it the issue is that he wanted to do it.
Exposing his 'little friend' to the Laker Girls (From Bowfinger) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-BBNDGq5-M#)
-
(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/50-reasons-why-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea/print1.jpg)
And so has this woman made bad decisions (every time she walked into a tattoo parlor).
(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/50-reasons-why-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea/old-person-tattoo.gif)
Now that you've lost your appetite, consider this a PSA for weight loss -- and the dangers of tattoo parlors.
-
Aghhh... The stupid, it burns.....
Now that I've seen that I can't un-see it.
-
LINK (http://maddmedic.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/man-rules/) Just a sample. There are more at the link.
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
-
::puke::
Rick, you ::cussing:: !
::speechless::
::hysterical:: ::puke::
-
This will turn your stomach:
http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html (http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html)
-
Aghhh... The stupid, it burns.....
Now that I've seen that I can't un-see it.
::puke::
Rick, you ::cussing:: !
::speechless::
::hysterical:: ::puke::
My work here is done.
-
Rick - - - -> ::evilbat::
;D
-
This is hysterical. I haven't laughed like I did over that short a video since I can't remember when. Well worth the 43 seconds.
Burying her goldfish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xIDxNoibAGg
-
Yeah, that was good. Didn't see it coming.
-
Ohh, that ain't right!
::hysterical::
-
::clapping::
-
Seen elsewhere on teh Intarwebz: Djoker and Speedbump were state-sponsored terrorists. The state was Massachusetts.
-
Seen elsewhere on teh Intarwebz: Djoker and Speedbump were state-sponsored terrorists. The state was Massachusetts.
Got that right!
Funny too how Djoker brought us the perfect moniker for his dead demon-spawn bro - Speedbump! Karma bitch! ::hysterical::
-
This will turn your stomach:
http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html (http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html)
What's the big deal? Two gays loving each other.
-
Shopping in Texas? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo#)
-
Now that's a good 'un.
-
::cool::
-
"The Walking (And Talking) Dead" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE#ws)
-
That was hilarious, I need to get the dvd's of Walking Dead and check what the original lines were for those.
-
Pretty good. What I wanna know is who has that kind of time on their hands and is their momma awfully tired of having them squatting in her basement?
-
Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy: "The Challenge" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs#ws)
Perfect, on so many levels.
-
Literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD at the neck-pinch part!
-
It's even funnier, if you're in on one of the in-jokes of the commercial. I wasn't, until watching this wretched creation.
Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04#)
-
I'm a big Trek geek and this Audi commercial was posted last night to a Star Trek mailing list I'm on. I also busted up at the neck pinch gag.
-
Kinda has a "don't %$#@ with an old man" thing to it, eh?
::hysterical::
-
I...can't...get...this...out...of...my...head...
Bilbo
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
::outrage::
-
The basis for a new Bar Trek Drinking Game Rule (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/05/number-one-at-sitting/comment-page-1/#comment-478473)
Riker sits down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs#)
Every time Riker throws his leg over a chair with a back drink.
Every time he leaves the chair in the same manner, drink twice.
My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing
Events on Screen:
Primary : (one blue,one red, one Yellow (or Kirk's Command Green) on the screen with no one else - Drink once
Double Primary: (Two of each color and no one else) - Drink twice
Triple Primary : (Three of each color and no one else) - Chug
Change of alert status: Drink
Putting in or removing the "ear thing" :drink
Made up reference in a list of examples containing real examples from the 20th century: Drink
Bad and or Stupid Science with a emaningless explanation : (Say, well you see Mr. Sulu, normal space looks like this ( wave hands up and down rapidly) but we are now in an areas of lazy space, and that looks like this ( do a wave motion while saying "Wa-oo-ga") then drink
Anyone scene inside the "engineering shaft" - Shout "he's been shafted!" then drink
Kirk putting on his boots: drink
Red Shirt dies: drink
A Horse on screen : Drink
Spock shows emotion: Drink
Ships Chronometer (with Analog dials) : drink
Medical Scanner :Drink
Someone falls the other way from everyone else during a camera shake: Shout "Thank God for Seatbelts!" , drink once
Soft Focus used on a woman : drink
Exterior view of the ship :drink
Gene Roddenberry's name in credits: drink
Split infinitive: Shout "to boldly split infinitives!"
Plot complications: For each complication currently present drink once as new complication arises:
Shuttle Craft Malfunctions: Drink
Transporter Malfunctions: Drink
Warp Engines aren't working : Drink
Weapons (Phasers, Photon torpedoes) not working : Drink
Auxiliary Control/Engineering used to take over the ship : Drink
No One responds to a Hail: Drink
Vulcan Mind crap: drink
Quotes
Scotty says " Di-lithium crystals" :Drink
McCoy says " I am a Doctor, not a <blank> :drink
McCoy says "He's Dead" (or variants) :Drink
Spock says "Fascinating"
There is more but I can't remember them all. It was a pretty complex game.. if you called it you didn't have to drink, but noticing and remembering was hard.
They tried to adapt it to next generation, but the first season of TNG was so bad, that they just declared we should drink continuously while watching it.
-
Red shirt guys dying alone will get you pickled! ::hysterical::
-
Proof.
Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.
Warning: Do not click on this link (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html) if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.
NSFW? Not safe for anything.
Once seen it cannot be unseen.
-
Proof.
Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.
Warning: Do not click on this link (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html) if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.
NSFW? Not safe for anything.
Once seen it cannot be unseen.
This is not a " I saw a funny thing on the Internet" moment.
-
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.
-
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.
You didn't miss much...Just a couple of Golden Girls.
-
Thank goodness I didn't look either. I don't need to see that!
-
I looked,big deal!!
-
I looked,big deal!!
Well, somebody had to. Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us JF! ;)
-
Go ahead, look. ** Look, but not long enough to go blind. Just long enough to need glasses.
-
I looked,big deal!!
I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy. ;D ;)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935396_605651099462424_518020253_n.jpg)
-
The fact that some moron (and I mean that in the literal sense) would pay more than a few bucks for it is, well, I would say, "disturbing" or "amazing" but actually I suppose it isn't. P.T. Barnum's axiom about one being born every minute and that other thing about a fool's money spontaneously combusting...they just never get old.
I just wish that I could bump into an extremely wealthy fool and talk them into funding my suddenly created research foundation for even a few hundred thousand.
I can't even imagine where one would properly display such a piece of "art."
-
Yea....What room is your house should this "art" be displayed? I'm having a tough time coming up with a room. Maybe a seedy motel.
-
It should have been put on a canvas of black velvet. That would have been more tasteful.
-
I looked,big deal!!
I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy. ;D ;)
I took worse looking girls out back in the days of quantity over quality days.
-
Read about the painting. It isn't even her. She never modeled for it. It's just some tard's fantasy Maude. ::hysterical::
-
I looked,big deal!!
I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy. ;D ;)
I took worse looking girls out back in the days of quantity over quality days.
::hat-tip::
-
My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing
Events on Screen:
To get truly hammered, drink every time a character tugs down on their top, be it a uniform shirt or a jacket. Honestly, I don't think anyone can drink that many shots in an hour and still survive.
-
Read about the painting. It isn't even her. She never modeled for it. It's just some tard's fantasy Maude. ::hysterical::
There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.
-
Read about the painting. It isn't even her. She never modeled for it. It's just some tard's fantasy Maude. ::hysterical::
There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.
Didn't a guy named Arther play her husband? I remember he looked like a weasel. That guy took "go ugly early" to the extreme.
-
\/
\/
\/
-
\/
\/
\/
Kinda explains where we are as a nation.... I chuckled a bit when I first saw the pic, but then realized THIS IS the new marines. ::facepalm::
-
\/
\/
\/
Kinda explains where we are as a nation.... I chuckled a bit when I first saw the pic, but then realized THIS IS the new marines. ::facepalm::
Not to mention the new military "meals on wheels".
-
Irish Drinking Song With Lyrics - f**k You Im Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KCj36wIXs#)
ETA: Well, there's a 'f-ck' that got by the nanny censor.
-
My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing
Events on Screen:
To get truly hammered, drink every time a character tugs down on their top, be it a uniform shirt or a jacket. Honestly, I don't think anyone can drink that many shots in an hour and still survive.
I always thought that "tugging at the tunic" thing was some sort of secret code or inside joke. Why INF would anyone wear anything that ill-fitting?!!!
-
Okay, I saw this yesterday and it IS pretty damned funny, especially since it involves something common to just about everyone...a bad restaurant dining experience.
You see, there's this restaurant in Scottsdale, Arizona called "Amy's Baking Company." Amy was some kind of a Las Vegas worker (A showgirl, maybe? Who knows? She's a dumb as a sack of hammers and thinks that she is a genius) who met and married some rich construction contractor (Samy who apparently is a native of Israel) about ten years back. When the economy went south and the bottom fell out of the Vegas construction market, Amy convinced Samy to put up about a million bucks to fund her dream: a classy restaurant where she could indulge in her fantasy of being a high end chef. This sounds pretty good so far.
The problem, as is true with a lot of things, was in the execution of the plan.
These two people are the absolute worst in regards to just about anything to do with a dining experience. About two years ago their behavior finally caught up with them when some guy published an online review of their little eating establishment, totally trashing it. Other online people began to pile on and before long Amy and Samy found themselves in heap big trouble as regards cash flow.
So, what did they do? They somehow were able to get themselves featured on Gordon Ramsey's "Kitchen Nightmares" reality television show. Amy was convinced that this would put a stop to the "haters" and "bloggers" who were ruining her life.
This episode aired recently and, to put it lightly, it did not go very well. There were problems that were too numerous to list but here are a few of the highlights:
1. Small restaurant with way too many items on the menu. This is actually a very, very common problem with a lot of small restaurants. The problem is that when there are too many items on the menu it becomes rather difficult to control food cost. Put another way, a lot of food is wasted because it cannot be purchased and stored in small enough quantities before it goes bad and has to be discarded. Failing to control food cost is probably the number one or number two reason that restaurants fail with "failing to control labor cost" being neck and neck with it. (The other big cause of failing to control food cost is oversized portions. You see that when food is left on the plate because the customer simply couldn't eat that much.)
2. Employee turnover rate is too high. This little, tiny restaurant went through something like 100 employees in its most recent year. That is ridiculous and can only be explained properly by watching the episode.
3. The chef (Amy) cannot cook food properly. Again, you have to watch the episode to have a proper appreciation for just how bad this is.
4. The owners steal the tips from their staff. Yeah, that's hard to believe but they do it and, in their own minds, justify doing it.
5. The owners are incapable of properly communicating with each other. Has to be seen to be believed.
6. The owners are hostile to their clientele. I mean really, really hostile to the point of retaliatory violence. Has to be seen to be believed.
7. The owners are hostile to the expert (Gordon Ramsey) who they invited to help them repair their reputation. Apparently, Amy and Samy thought that Chef Ramsey would visit their little eating establishment and a) find nothing wrong at all and then b) tell the world via his television show that Amy and Samy are the best restauranteurs in the entire state of Arizona if not the entire country and then all of their problems would go away. When this did not happen they both went ballistic, especially Amy.
Think this is all there is to it? Think again.
After the episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" aired (a little over a week ago), the Facebook page for "Amy's Baking Company" went from a few hundred to over 95,000 followers. Apparently everyone wanted to get in on the train wreck. Any way that Amy and Samy would react graciously to a few thousand new critics? Not a chance. First, they responded personally to hundreds of their new Facebook friends with profanity and vulgarity usually associated with sailors and Marines. Then, when someone pointed out to them something about the first rule of holes, they resorted to the Anthony Weiner school of stupid excuses and claimed that their Facebook account had been hacked and that they never said all of those awful things.
This is a textbook example of how to do just about everything wrong in small business in general and in the restaurant business in particular. It's both breathtaking and hilarious in its cringe-worthiness.
I suggest that you start by watching the "Kitchen Nightmares" episode:
Kitchen Nightmares (Season 6) Episode 16 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI#ws)
Then read the FNC follow up story to what happened next by clicking here. (http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/05/17/amy-baking-company-social-media/?intcmp=features)
Finally, as a bonus, visit the Facebook page for "Amy's Baking Company" by clicking here. (https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco?fref=ts) They decided to shut down for a few days and are getting ready for a "Grand Re-Opening" this coming Tuesday so I expect that things are only going to spiral further out of control after that. Even Martha Stewart is getting in on the action...she is now following Amy's Facebook page and has posted a picture of "Crazy Amy" on her own page. It's also pretty obvious that Amy and Samy have taken to creating fake Facebook accounts to comment on their own page about how wonderful the restaurant is and how horrible their critics are. No one is fooled.
-
Reading Amy's Facebook page is comedy gold.
-
Read about the painting. It isn't even her. She never modeled for it. It's just some tard's fantasy Maude. ::hysterical::
There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.
Didn't she make a Roger Corman move or two, in the 70's or 80's? As I remember, no need to fantasize what they looked like.
::thinking::
::thumbsup::
::pimp::
-
Okay, there are several threads this COULD go in....but it IS funny, so I put it here. (Subject to the tolerance of our benevolent moderators of course!)
JESUS VS. MUHAMMAD!! (Qur'an Challenge II) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwluC6GoKLE#ws)
-
LOL...I'm passing this along....LOL
-
Love the music!
-
Read about the painting. It isn't even her. She never modeled for it. It's just some tard's fantasy Maude. ::hysterical::
There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.
The old whore denied it until the day she died but she served in the Marine Corps during WW II . Go figure ...
-
That clip is pretty dang good CHF! ::thumbsup:: Definitely pass that one along!
Maude was a Marine?
Was she the flamethrower instructor?
-
Maude was a Marine?
Was she the flamethrower instructor?
Ballbuster instructor.
-
If They Melded: Reese Witherspoon + Steve Buscemi Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZvISw1a5o#ws)
-
What no Bathhouse Barry and Moochelle melding? (It would be the first time they melded in years; Mooch just doesn't have the right, -er, equipment.)
-
Time Travel Logs (http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory)
H/T IMAO
-
Time Travel Logs (http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory)
H/T IMAO
::hysterical::
-
Anybody? Hello? ::thumbsup::
-
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:
Tanning Mom Music Video - Quite Possibly the Worst Video Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c#ws)
-
That clip is pretty dang good CHF! ::thumbsup:: Definitely pass that one along!
Maude was a Marine?
Was she the flamethrower instructor?
No ... the target .
-
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:
Tanning Mom Music Video - Quite Possibly the Worst Video Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c#ws)
Trap......Back away from the computer.....
-
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)
Well, it would be my dream.
-
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)
Well, it would be my dream.
I would dare say that it would be over early.
-
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)
Well, it would be my dream.
There goes the gay vote.
-
Prog wymens would stay home. ::thumbsup::
-
Rummaging through my hard drive I found an interesting article but it had no citation whatsoever. I wanted to rectify that so I Binged the title without success. I also tried various other terms with no success. Bad Bing.
I then went to Google and this (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=6613.0;wap2) was returned first, naturally I recognized it immediately but the format was not at all familiar. What's up with no citation? Then I tried Google's second (http://ittbbb.blogtownhall.com/2009/07/14/how_to_argue_with_a_statist_liberal,_progressive_and_why_you_must.thtml) offering, well now, that's cool.
At the bottom of the Google page I was afforded the opportunity to click to view the selection Google had deemed redundant. Redundant!
The first option after the click was this (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,6613.msg74605.html#msg74605), finally, the banner.
Even though the IAL banner was the last option found the best thing about it is that no matter which link you click you retrieve an excellent article. Yep, I found the citation I wanted and it made my day.
-
This is hilarious...
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ScreenSnapz0041-620x620.jpg)
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/can-you-tell-why-people-are-doing-a-double-take-over-this-jc-penney-billboard/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/can-you-tell-why-people-are-doing-a-double-take-over-this-jc-penney-billboard/)
...perceptions can be hard to shake!
::hysterical::
-
So if I take my glasses off, a tea kettle will look like Hitler?
I refuse to dumb myself down to the level of Barak Obama's America. It's a tea kettle.
-
I did notice that if I squinch my eyes just so, Øbongo looks just like a pressure cooker ::hysterical::
-
Update to post #248 (Amy's Baking Company)
Well, they had their "Grand Reopening" last week, I guess, and it didn't go very well... (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/05/28/reporter-kicked-out-amy-baking-co-after-being-served-drink-with-fly/)
The Phoenix Business Journal’s Hayley Ringle, along with a co-worker and some friends, went to the Scottsdale, Ariz. restaurant on Friday to get a taste of the restaurant's grand re-opening, aimed at helping clean up its tarnished image.
“We went in with an open mind,” writes Ringle, “but our quartet was kicked out after pointing out bugs in not one, not two, but three versions of one simple vodka martini.”
According to Ringle, the first drink was not on the rocks, as ordered, and contained a small fruit fly. The second drink was prepared correctly, but also, as Ringle claims, with a fruit fly. The third drink came with not one, but three fruit flies, according to the report.
Co-owner Samy Bouzaglo dealt with complaint himself. The first two times he apparently dealt with the issue cordially enough, but not the last time. Bouzaglo, known for his angry outbursts on "Kitchen Nightmares," kicked the whole party out of the restaurant.
And if that wasn't bad enough...
Last week, The Arizona Republic reported that Bouzaglo could face deportation after he neglected to disclose information to authorities involving a history of drug and extortion charges in other countries.
-
Drug and extortion charges?
You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?
-
Drug and extortion charges?
You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?
He is now. ::hysterical::
-
So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation.
Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
-
So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation.
Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
Only the forger knows...
-
Slightly NSFW due to indecency, but frikken hilarious (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/32-tips-for-taking-the-perfect-wedding-photo) nonetheless...
::hysterical::
-
All via People Cube (http://thepeoplescube.com)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Children_of_the_Common_Core.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/a-message-from-the-goremons-i1351.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/global-warming-is-man-made-i1327.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/co2-is-a-killer-i1340.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/reject-voices-tpc-i5070.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Rosie_Riveter_Sandra_Rivete.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Democrat_Rights_1961_2012.png)
-
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/turd_polish.jpg)
-
No amount of polish can hide that turd...but State-Run-Media keeps trying...
-
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zl2Imfh-uc0/UazflqoDY0I/AAAAAAACYZs/NlrPgwU19sc/s1600/image001.jpeg)
-
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!
-
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!
Whole Foods organic rotten tomatoes laced with razor blades.
-
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!
Whole Foods organic rotten tomatoes laced with razor blades.
That's a good start. ::thumbsup::
-
Power Couple
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christieobaa.jpg)
-
Just saw that...it is hilarious and disturbing!
These two at IMAO are pretty dang good too!
Here, I think Trap will love this one, I know I do!
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/national-hippy-punching-day.jpg)
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/its-national-hippy-punching-day-aka-frank-js-birthday/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/its-national-hippy-punching-day-aka-frank-js-birthday/)
::whoohoo::
And for the Libiot Logic files...
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/alcoholism.jpg)
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/worst-form-of-discrimination-ever/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/worst-form-of-discrimination-ever/)
I hope accomodate means no tickets, no arrests...frequent drinking breaks during the day...can't be fired...
::whoohoo::
-
I like this too...one weak-minded fool makes another one look even more weak-minded and foolish!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=188191 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=188191)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/national-hippy-punching-day.jpg)
I almost hurt myself laughing, Libertas. ::laughonfloor::
-
I think Jesse if off his meds...or the mix is wrong...either way that was as weak-minded a performance by the self-named The Mind in quite a while...
I hope he runs...2016 needs a buffoon, he'd more than fill those clown shoes! ::hysterical::
-
I see him and Trump as a very entertaining face-off.
-
No amount of polish can hide that turd...but State-Run-Media keeps trying...
And it's not so much the way the turd looks. It's the smell. It's always (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-502443_162-4507703-502443.html) been about the smell...
The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama's, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.
And, no, I had no idea there was a specific day set aside for punching hippies but it's on my calendar now so next year I will be ready.
-
Heh!
-
even where the press is seated.
(http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/urine_gone_refills_jug.JPG)
-
O'Bongo could use of that in his pants right now MNHawk!
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech (http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech)
And this pic on Drudge...
(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/oA1eaZJRNB8va3rRkl3h9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMzI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-06-06T192314Z_1832232633_GM1E967097T01_RTRMADP_3_OBAMA.JPG)
I feel so sorry for that girl! To have to sit next to that mouth-breathing idiot!
::facepalm::
-
O'Bongo could use of that in his pants right now MNHawk!
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech (http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech)
And this pic on Drudge...
(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/oA1eaZJRNB8va3rRkl3h9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMzI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-06-06T192314Z_1832232633_GM1E967097T01_RTRMADP_3_OBAMA.JPG)
I feel so sorry for that girl! To have to sit next to that mouth-breathing idiot!
::facepalm::
So the smartest man in the room is beholden to the printed word. We all knew it. No common sense. I bet a conversation with him is an experience.
-
At whom is he flipping the bird this time?
-
At whom is he flipping the bird this time?
The girl. He knows she's smarter than him.
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L2N5vi7VMfo/UbMK99qccUI/AAAAAAACYcc/JPamBoy5jGg/s1600/Rice.jpg)
-
I'd have labeled it best served by tossing it into a river like a Chinese pig!
-
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)
::saywhat::
::hysterical::
-
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)
::saywhat::
::hysterical::
I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.
-
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)
::saywhat::
::hysterical::
I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.
Or the ones who actually spent money to listen to him....
-
Three way tie!
::laughonfloor::
-
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)
::saywhat::
::hysterical::
I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.
Or the ones who actually spent money to listen to him....
Yep. People who pay tens of thousands of dollars, for that trophy wall picture, are the dumbest people on the planet, bar none.
-
Random Thoughts: Legos, Amnesty, and Borders (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/random-thoughts-legos-amnesty-and-borders/)
Posted by Frank J.: June 13, 2013 9:50 am
Kids’ music today is awful and their Lego figurines are too angry.
Idea: Amnesty for all! You just have to go this booth we set up in Mexico to sign up…
We opened ourselves up for these border problems when we let other nations be contiguous to us.
The left better be sure debt won’t collapse the government, because how long will they last with a bunch of angry, armed conservatives and no rule of law?
Send to Kindle
(No Ratings Yet)
Posted in Random Thought | 3 Comments »
Emphasis mine. Its funny because its true.
-
Random Thoughts: Legos, Amnesty, and Borders (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/random-thoughts-legos-amnesty-and-borders/)
Posted by Frank J.: June 13, 2013 9:50 am
Kids’ music today is awful and their Lego figurines are too angry.
Idea: Amnesty for all! You just have to go this booth we set up in Mexico to sign up…
We opened ourselves up for these border problems when we let other nations be contiguous to us.
The left better be sure debt won’t collapse the government, because how long will they last with a bunch of angry, armed conservatives and no rule of law?
Send to Kindle
(No Ratings Yet)
Posted in Random Thought | 3 Comments »
Emphasis mine. Its funny because its true.
It will be the new reality TV show.
-
No, it's not real. But it's still funny and only lasts 30 seconds.
Shark Week 2013 - Snuffy the Seal | Sunday Aug 4 9|8c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnMgX7GiOA#ws)
-
::hysterical::
Now that's entertainment!
::laughonfloor::
-
Gabrielle Giffords' dog is jealous.
(http://www.clickorlando.com/image/view/-/19469294/highRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/w9bs5gz/-/giffords-dog.jpg)
-
Seals for everybody!
::seagalvseals::
(It's just nature doin' what nature does, right?!)
::rolllaughing::
-
I always liked this 'The Simpsons' view of those majestic mammals of the sea. (I also liked the veggie Lisa's look of horror as well as the idea of taking over the casinos. What can I say, I'm easily amused.)
(http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nuke-the-whales.png)
-
Yeah, the Red Man has found a new way to scalp the White Man...and proglodyte pol's helped make it possible.
Bomb 'em all! ::whoohoo::
-
Heh, this headline made me chuckle!
"...Glastonbury's night of the living dead..."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352076/Glastonbury-2013-Night-living-dead-Rolling-Stones-rock-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352076/Glastonbury-2013-Night-living-dead-Rolling-Stones-rock-festival.html)
-
Urban entertainment...
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/)
..yeah, cause like, whitey (and white-lookin' Lationo's) is always looking for some negro's to whack...so whacking whitey be justified and cool, yo.
::hysterical::
::cussing:: racist morons!
::mooning::
-
I saw a funnier thing in the comments
I sure hope the instructions aren't written in "cursives".
::hysterical::
-
Urban entertainment...
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/)
..yeah, cause like, whitey (and white-lookin' Lationo's) is always looking for some negro's to whack...so whacking whitey be justified and cool, yo.
::hysterical::
::cussing:: racist morons!
::mooning::
Again...the comments....LOLOLOL I loved the one which asked if the game didn't infringe on his Mothers trademarks..... ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
-
Something only in a double-standard two-America's kind a way that can be gotten away with...still funny though...
"RACIST? OR FUNNY? Gift Basket Prank" - Gabriel Iglesias (uncensored) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbppTv4pCGQ#ws)
-
This is almost certainly going to be this year's winner of the Annual Ted Baxter Video Journalism Award.
I'm not going to tell you any more about it other than it will almost certainly be one of the funniest things (if not the funniest thing) you will probably see and hear this week. I will also give you fair warning: Do not drink anything anything while watching this. I wish that I could put this up without the preview pane. Just click on it without looking so that you don't spoil the surprise.
Best Punked Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo)
Don't believe it's real?
It is.
Here is the USA Today followup. (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/12/ktvu-gaffe/2513971/)
-
You have to see this to believe it. Not only did they print the names without raising any eyebrows, but then the reporter actually says them aloud. Remember now, these are your intellectual betters. They're just a liiiitle to sophisticated and cosmopolitan for your flyover-state rednecks.
Asiana Pilots names from KTVU News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo#)
Hat tip: Small Dead Animals (http://www.smalldeadanimals.com)
-
Ho Lee Fuk does that not surprise me.
-
I posted this a few minutes earlier here. (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5832.msg102515/topicseen.html#msg102515)
-
"Appropriate actions will be taken to ensure that such a serious error is not repeated."
::laughonfloor::
-
Thread merge, dead ahead! Aye Captain. Captain Sum Ting Wong.
-
When reality catches up with fiction...
Anchorman - Teleprompter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMXRxNbPvGI#ws)
-
Fuk No Wei! KTVU fuk wit yu?!
::hysterical::
-
And more funny news...
Either Baron Davis is having a bad Percocet reaction or the Percocet isn't playing nice with...crack...smack...whatever...
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/baron-davis-abducted-aliens-article-1.1397660 (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/baron-davis-abducted-aliens-article-1.1397660)
Yeah, if I was an alien with technological advances eons ahead of primitive Earth...I would want to examine Baron Davis...
::hysterical::
-
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Obama-Urnial-Prompter.png)
http://im41.com/archives/34286 (http://im41.com/archives/34286)
::laughonfloor::
-
Please, no more yankie KTVU's wankie. The Donger need food!
Sixteen candles no more yanky my wanky donger need food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-K0eyooQhY#)
-
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower...
The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)
-
Is that with or without the blade engaged? ;D
-
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower...
The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)
Heh.
Might want to read the following ....
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)
Part i is pretty good, too.
-
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower...
The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)
Heh.
Might want to read the following ....
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)
Part i is pretty good, too.
That was an EXCELLENT read and well worth the price of admission. Thanks for sharing.
-
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower...
The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)
Heh.
Might want to read the following ....
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)
Part i is pretty good, too.
That was an EXCELLENT read and well worth the price of admission. Thanks for sharing.
I agree.
I want to buy a tractor now.
Every time I start my tractor a microscopic wave of common sense reverberates through the cosmos. OSHA hyperventilates. Ralph Nader weeps. Al Gore shudders. Obama’s teleprompter falls over. Nancy Pelosi drops kicks her armed bodyguard in the shin. Michael Bloomberg spills his big gulp. Domestic aerial drones lose their beaings. Twitter is delayed a half second. The NSA accidentally deletes someones’ Facebook profile. I smile!
I got a sewing machine in the late 80's, not because I knew how to sew--what I knew would've filled a thimble--but I had a sense that it would be a needed part of my life as a wife and mother--and it was and is. Thankfully, it's mostly metal (with some electronic features). The parts that have broken are plastic (certain levers and the box housing the on/ off swtich)and at this point not replaceable. And sometimes it's temperamental. My brother gave my daughter a sewing machine a couple of years ago. It's mostly plastic (lightweight--mine is heavy) and I was a bit envious of all it's features. But I can't sew on it. I've used it occasionally but half the time I'm working on something I have to go back to mine to complete a project. So just when I think I should consider a new machine I realize I would probably be buying a disposal machine.
-
We're hunting now for a tractor, so A.C.'s piece resonated.
So does the sewing machine issue. Mine is a small portable, and heavy, but with no chips. Gunsmith tried to get me a newer, bigger one for Christmas from Sears, also with no chips. They took the money but refunded it when they couldn't deliver. Could be the consignment/Salvation Army shops might have one worth keeping an eye out for. At this point, I'd settle for a treadle.
-
Pilgrim’s (proud lack of) Progress? Zen & the Art of F*ck-you-it-works-&-I-don’t care-what-you-think?
I'm hearing Pan's voice as I read that.
-
We're hunting now for a tractor, so A.C.'s piece resonated.
A.C.'s Pieces always resonate. If you search back Far enough A.C. details his a mulitpart series the Saga of fixing his tractor. Back then he used to insert really, really funny pictures and captions into his posts.
Previous owner left me a old Sears Craftsman Lawn Tractor with the house. I have had all of the fun working on an old tractor without the positive cosmic karma. He had the thing hotwired too ( the electrical system is all fouled up) but so far I have had to tear it down the carb (multiple times) , get water out of the engine block, rebuild the starter motor, try to adjust the brakes so they work ( not sure it can be done-- Sears doesn't sell the pads anymore..) and of course replace the belt and the blades... and all of this time I am hearing A.C.s tractor saga in my head.
I thought long and hard about an antique tractor. Previous owner tried to sell me one ( for too much) but the newer ones just have the features you need and want that the oldeer ones don't..especially if the primary user is going to be a woman.
-
Previous owner tried to sell me one ( for too much) ........
The past few years have really driven up the prices on old tractors.
-
I wish I could sleep, even on the 12 hour flights...
Awkward Flight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3uBZqkVZDA#ws)
-
What's all that humming about?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/29/whats-the-mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-the-world/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/29/whats-the-mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-the-world/)
Just aliens readying their forces for the annihilation of mankind...but they better hurry, leftists are going to beat them to the punch!
-
I can't hear it over the tinnitus ringing in my ears.
-
Got that too, huh? My mother has it bad...guess I got it from her...fortunately mine isn't as bad as hers...yet...it's a relatively light affair right now...I am told the chorus grows louder...so I got that workin' against me...
::)
-
OK, this is kinda funny...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/colin-powell-guccifer-email-hack-594321 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/colin-powell-guccifer-email-hack-594321)
How do you reconcile Colon's "Over time the emails became of a very personal nature, but did not result in an affair. Those type of emails ended a few years ago. There was no affair then and there is not one now" with younger Romanian hottie's " the love of her life" comment?
Methinks Colon might have strayed, eh?
-
Cat-nado: Cat wearing shark costume riding robotic vacuum. Quite well, In might add.
Shark costume wearing cat on a robotic vacuum rides (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJzBLnYjXA#ws)
-
Why do people put animals in outfits? ::facepalm::
-
Probably the from the people who brought us the ghost in the elevator prank...
Brazilian Prank - Living Toys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ortPoV_yE#)
I wonder if anyone ever gets a heart attack during these things?
-
I wonder if any of these "Little People" got their azz kicked?
-
I wonder if any of these "Little People" got their azz kicked?
::hysterical::
Remember Bill Murray in Zombieland?
Just sayin'!
-
I wish I could have seen something like this in person!
::whoohoo::
http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html)
And stop apologizing for something everybody wanted to see! Idiots.
Remember, if Obama had a father he'd look like this asshole (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-12/zimbabwes-mugabe-tells-critics-go-hang), so just tell people who don't like it to "go hang"!
-
I wish I could have seen something like this in person!
::whoohoo::
http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html)
And stop apologizing for something everybody wanted to see! Idiots.
Remember, if Obama had a father he'd look like this asshole (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-12/zimbabwes-mugabe-tells-critics-go-hang), so just tell people who don't like it to "go hang"!
I notice the comments are disabled.....So, I'll make one here. I'm sure it will be screened. It is a joke. There is no harm in it. It did not make the state look bad. These "clowns" protect riders from injury. They provide safety. Maybe the obamabots should consider the job of the "clowns" and the service they provide. If anything, makes Obama look good because in real life he hasn't provided safety for anyone and there are dead Americans in an embassy as proof.
-
(http://static.topnewstoday.org:8080/i5/0/85/54/img_7254850.jpg)
Prancer Golf!
::hysterical::
-
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked.
Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
-
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked.
Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.
-
http://news.yahoo.com/mo-state-fair-bans-rodeo-clown-mocked-obama-183933790.html (http://news.yahoo.com/mo-state-fair-bans-rodeo-clown-mocked-obama-183933790.html)
They banned the guy. ::facepalm::
Dipsh*ts!
-
(http://static.topnewstoday.org:8080/i5/0/85/54/img_7254850.jpg)
Prancer Golf!
::hysterical::
The top reason Obama likes to prance on the golf course is....(drumroll)...to play with balls in the woods! ::rimshot::
-
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mLux1W8cNFc/Ua6QcRWJz8I/AAAAAAABMWU/hIDSLuGyB7A/s1600/130603-prancercise-celebrity-endorsement.jpg)
Or he's just waiting for a certain someone to play with them.
-
Bwuuuhaahaa! ::hysterical::
-
Best Hildabeast bumpersticker?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/q71/s720x720/1002338_145787555629955_766908573_n.jpg)
H/T - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=198246 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=198246)
-
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked.
Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.
This thing is pathetic. Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?! The whole nation is nucking futs!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)
-
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked.
Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.
This thing is pathetic. Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?! The whole nation is nucking futs!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)
So.......the overly sensitive request the sensitivity training..... For someone else......
-
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked.
Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.
This thing is pathetic. Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?! The whole nation is nucking futs!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)
So.......the overly sensitive request the sensitivity training..... For someone else......
Yeah. My idea of sensitivity training for these asshats... ::asskicking::
-
Support for rodeo clown Tuffy Gessling - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/support-rodeo-clown-tuffy-gessling-facebook-page-collects-over-25000-fans-in-one-day/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/support-rodeo-clown-tuffy-gessling-facebook-page-collects-over-25000-fans-in-one-day/)
I wonder if getting a rodeo clown costume and an Obama mask is going to be difficult or costly this Halloween?
ETA - That tears it, I really got a get this get-up! I mean if it is being labeled criminally racist by libiots I just have to have it!!!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/16/missouri-naacp-president-rodeo-clown-committed-a-hate-crime/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/16/missouri-naacp-president-rodeo-clown-committed-a-hate-crime/)
-
I'm putting this here because leftists turning on each other is only entertaining to us, nothing tangible will otherwise happen, and it is too hopefull to think participants will do any lasting damage to each other anyway...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/14/obama-is-a-snake-and-we-have-to-turn-on-him-says/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/14/obama-is-a-snake-and-we-have-to-turn-on-him-says/)
Good luck Oliver.
I bet "turning" equals helping the Hildabeast....and she won't change a damn thing either you retarded jackass!
What a moron! ::hysterical::
::mooning::
-
More on the Prancer...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-15/thursday-humor-president-obama-action (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-15/thursday-humor-president-obama-action)
::hysterical::
-
And hey, maybe there is hope for some in LA?!
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/kanye-west-gets-booed-during-rare-post-baby-203226885.html (http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/kanye-west-gets-booed-during-rare-post-baby-203226885.html)
;D
-
Oh s**t! (http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/justice-texting-driver-crashes-into-liquid-manure-trailer/)
::laughonfloor::
-
Oh s**t! (http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/justice-texting-driver-crashes-into-liquid-manure-trailer/)
::laughonfloor::
Litterally!
::rolllaughing::
-
::hysterical::
-
Put down your coffee. Or especially, a carbonated beverage that might back up into orifices God did not mean for it to go.
You've been warned before proceeding to the next post.
-
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the latest in slimming fashion technology.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSORT9aCEAE0YY_.jpg)
Penis chic.
-
Wowzers. That burly tranny looks like he's ready to kick some ass. Yes, kick is the word I was thinking of.
-
If I'm not mistaken that is the racist Oprah.
-
"Does this body make my brains look fat?"
'Okra' is such a correct name for this racist bitch.
-
Besides the penis on her dress, there is something disturbing about her stance.
-
Could also put fins on her and call her Shamu! ::hysterical::
-
Could also put fins on her and call her Shamu! ::hysterical::
::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
-
I think she is packin...... I just don't know what.
-
Sometimes karma, good timing and a camera intersect perfectly...
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bigner.jpg)
::hysterical::
I like the comment - "Is that guy from Top Gear?". ::rolllaughing::
-
Sometimes ya just GOTTA have the caffeine.
[video=youtube;w94CYd5SjuU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94CYd5SjuU[/video]
-
Funny Coffee Commercial - Schümos Coffee Ad - HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94CYd5SjuU#ws)
Is that Earl Gray?
::hysterical::
-
One eventually comes to realize the rest of the world isn't as uptight, and infected with political correctness, as Obama's America.
-
Teabagger! Or Tea bag her. I get so confused.
-
Teabagger! Or Tea bag her. I get so confused.
::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor::
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Cialis-Ad.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200634 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200634)
::hysterical::
And, I don't know what's funnier...this pic or the fact that Putin wants it banned!
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-2403692-1B650BE8000005DC-779_634x1056.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200666 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200666)
;D
-
Looks like reggie is lovin where obummers left has is....
-
(http://evercats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/evercats_colonel_meow_000_06.jpg)
"I am your ruler! You will obey!" - Colonel Meow
::hysterical::
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=fp-tts-900&va=Colonel+Meow (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=fp-tts-900&va=Colonel+Meow)
-
Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew watch Miley Cyrus @ the Video Music Awards (http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/10785/captain-kirk-and-the-enterprise-crew-watch-miley-cyrus-vma-performance)
-
::laughonfloor::
They got off easy!
-
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-MfsDoeF-MT8/UiInvK2c0kI/AAAAAAAA9kI/OXvOXDH8d7E/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231317%25255B3%25255D.jpg)
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0 (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0)
via iOwnTheWorld
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ&feature=player_embedded#t=90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ&feature=player_embedded#t=90)
-
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-MfsDoeF-MT8/UiInvK2c0kI/AAAAAAAA9kI/OXvOXDH8d7E/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231317%25255B3%25255D.jpg)
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0 (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0)
via iOwnTheWorld
Hilarious. I liked this pic better, though...
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/-HXmEaR1Dmyg/UiInyjRxoEI/AAAAAAAA9k4/1hhIiTpDuSE/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231320%25255B4%25255D.jpg)
It's sort of like "The Emperor's New Clothes" except we are, thankfully, spared the visual torment of a naked FLOTUS.
-
The Star Trek is epic. ::hysterical::
-
Top Twenty Wisecracks About John Kerry's and Chuck Hagel's Catastrophic Senate Testimony
20. John Kerry looks like Frankenstein had sex with George Hamilton and then someone botched his plastic surgery and left a Boot in his chin
19. Incidentally, Kerry speaks French like Kerry earned all three purple hearts. He rode both of those myths for 40 years.
One of Kerry's Purple Hearts was awarded for, and I am quoting his military records, "A Case of the Mondays"
18. So a horse walked up to John Kerry and asked "Why the Botox face?"
17. Kerry's face looks like the footballs they used to use when they were too ckufing stupid to wear helmets
16. Shorter Chuck Hagel: This is the first war in ten years that the Jews didn't trick us into war so Let's Do This
15. Shorter John Kerry: Obama does not support a total remodel of Syria, but he does want to give the place some color with Accent Bombings
14. Kerry: Obama wants only a limited war, unless this mission which is designed to fail to achieve any purpose fails to achieve any purpose
13. Kerry: Obama will not puts boots on the ground, unless this mission fails, which it is expressly designed to do, and what are the odds of that?
12. Martin Bashir has the first erection he's had since he checked out Michael Jackon's Rumpus Room
11. Shorter Kerry: Can you imagine the horror of Assad being left in power which is exactly what our plan is?
10. Ambassador Rice just put out the word that Kerry's and Hagel's testimony was caused by a YouTube video
9. John Kerry: I dream of one day having a Middle East as stable and imperturbable as my forehead
8. If you took the best parts of Kerry and Hagel, you'd have one modestly intelligent man whose face didn't look like an Ogre's plunder sack
7. John McCain asked to revise and extend the footjob he was giving John Kerry
6. John Kerry: Obama knows how to distinguish Al Qaeda jihadis from "moderate democrats" just like he did in Benghazi when he hired terrorists as security guards
5. I could just sit here quoting Democrats' words to them all day but as they plainly never believed a syllable of them, what's the point?
4. Alice just emailed me to say she's going back to Wonderland because "this sh*t is wack"
3. Obama's getting his War Card punched like he's already got that free sandwich picked out
2. Obama's plan is just to bomb random countries until the Nobel Prize Committee gets him a green Masters jacket
...and the number one wisecrack about Kerry and Hagel's testimony...
1. Evolution of US Foreign Policy, 1946-present
1946-2000: Realism
2001-2008: Neconservative idealism
2009-2012: Neointernationalism
2013: "YOLO" Doctrine
H/T - Ace (http://minx.cc/?post=343070)
Bonus Pic -
http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/374917860637683712/photo/1 (http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/374917860637683712/photo/1)
-
Team of nitwits!
(http://www.powerlineblog.com/admin/ed-assets/2013/09/Bush-Situation-Room.jpg)
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/09/team-of-nitwits-hacked.php (http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/09/team-of-nitwits-hacked.php)
No comment from Spock...he's still stroked out from the Miley Cyrus incident!
(http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/tos-025-spock-is-infected-by-t/320x240.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)
Why do I detest hippies? Let me count the ways...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTPhrINIIAAsvq-.jpg)
Image stolen from AoS.
-
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)
Why do I detest hippies? Let me count the ways...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTPhrINIIAAsvq-.jpg)
Image stolen from AoS.
I could not decide whether to laugh or cry.
-
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline. ::thumbsup::
-
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline. ::thumbsup::
Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.
-
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline. ::thumbsup::
Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.
What? You didn't copy and paste it into a word doc?
-
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline. ::thumbsup::
Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.
What? You didn't copy and paste it into a word doc?
Ack. You are right. April Winchell has betrayed us. I don't see the archive anywhere.
-
She's kind of a cute hippie.
-
She's kind of a cute hippie.
Musicians! Jeesh, they never change! ::pokeineye:: ;D
-
I smell (no pun intended) troll hippy. Where's the excessive body hair, piercings, lack of hygiene, and tats?
-
She's kind of a cute hippie.
Musicians! Jeesh, they never change! ::pokeineye:: ;D
Heheheh.
-
So I actually wrote April Winchell and asked if she is putting the Regretsy Archive back up. Somewhere or someday.
In the meantime she had this picture posted...
(http://www.aprilwinchell.com/files/2013/09/tumblr_msasmwS6Lh1s4vdyfo1_400.gif)
UPDATE: April emailed me back - almost immediately in fact. She says off line for now.. and she is taking a break, so she is not sure when its going to be back up.. point is, at some point it will probably return..
-
So I actually wrote April Winchell and asked if she is putting the Regretsy Archive back up. Somewhere or someday.
In the meantime she had this picture posted...
(http://www.aprilwinchell.com/files/2013/09/tumblr_msasmwS6Lh1s4vdyfo1_400.gif)
UPDATE: April emailed me back - almost immediately in fact. She says off line for now.. and she is taking a break, so she is not sure when its going to be back up.. point is, at some point it will probably return..
A before and after pic...I like it.
-
Yeah, kinda like Linda Blair before and after!!! ::speechless::
-
I finally broke down and watched the complete video.
My assessment is: When you have no singing talent, you better do something to take the viewers mind off your voice. She was horrible. Pitchy, off key. She can't sing.
-
I finally broke down and watched the complete video.
My assessment is: When you have no singing talent, you better do something to take the viewers mind off your voice. She was horrible. Pitchy, off key. She can't sing.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?
;D
-
John McCain's Online Poker Fever Is Spreading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh-6YGwTvFI#)
::hysterical::
-
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes? They have reruns on TNT. Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one. There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".
The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)
Heh!
-
"B. Didn't you wear that like five years ago?"
"So?"
"So don't you think you should move on?"
"I like it."
The scene was from 2009, and Serenity was released in 2005, with filming probably over in 2004, making the time difference that magic 5 years.
-
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes? They have reruns on TNT. Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one. There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".
The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)
Heh!
That has to be an early Castle; his face is still thin in it. Ole Nathan has put on a few pounds since then and his face has filled out too.
-
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes? They have reruns on TNT. Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one. There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".
The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)
Heh!
That has to be an early Castle; his face is still thin in it. Ole Nathan has put on a few pounds since then and his face has filled out too.
Yup. The 2012-2013 episodes sport a beefier Nathan...do I take it that Pan no longer finds Mr. Fillion attractive? ::pokeineye::
-
No, I don't, but it's got nothing to do with the extra "beef"; it's because he's an Obongo-dope.
-
In Hollyweird the list of anti-Obongo-dope's is quite small. ::facepalm::
Nice to see you hold to your standards! ::thumbsup::
(I would expect nothing else!)
-
::curtsy4::
-
It's hard to believe that this was made by leftists but I guess it had to be...conservatives just can't do this sort of thing. Not and make it be funny.
Help Kickstart World War III! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ#)
-
Yeah...maybe they'll cue that up for real?
-
(https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/616/8057/original.jpg)
-
(https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/616/8057/original.jpg)
I also believe a sheep is involved.
-
I also believe a sheep is involved.
that I don't want to see
-
Sheep Protest! - FREAKING HILARIOUS!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY#ws)
-
Sheep Protest! - FREAKING HILARIOUS!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY#ws)
This reminds me of the million muslim march or an Obama campaign rally.
-
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://richardbaris.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/liberals-attack-guns.jpg)
(http://i.qkme.me/3sbglh.jpg)
-
(http://richardbaris.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/liberals-attack-guns.jpg)
(http://i.qkme.me/3sbglh.jpg)
Who is Bloomberg kidding.....he isn't responsible enough today to do anything.
-
Okay, I'm going to be gauche and quote myself because I think I made a good funny.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/11/Bloomberg-May-Be-Courting-McAuliffe-to-Bring-More-Gun-Control-to-Virginia#comment-1039071867 (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/11/Bloomberg-May-Be-Courting-McAuliffe-to-Bring-More-Gun-Control-to-Virginia#comment-1039071867)
SWohio
What is: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result?
RickZ > SWohio
Voting Democrat.
Bada-boom!
-
Bada-boom!
Nice!
-
LOL! [Edit: NSFW]
Davi vs. Psy - Gangland vs. Gangnam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPpjrBN_xc#ws)
-
(http://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/diplomacy.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203614 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203614)
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Putin-Obama-Photoshop.jpg)
http://im41.com/archives/38435 (http://im41.com/archives/38435)
::hysterical::
-
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Putin-Obama-Photoshop.jpg)
http://im41.com/archives/38435 (http://im41.com/archives/38435)
::hysterical::
Definitely the all time winner. Leading from behind, indeed.
-
I got a round to watching Rick's video...nice ending! ::hysterical::
-
Ultimate Spell Check FAIL* (http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/slice/2013/sep/16/when-anal-way-go/) For Journalist.
The comments that follow the article "When Anal Is The Way To Go" are pretty good. (the author meant "analogue")
Samples:
"Sure it seems like a good idea, until you're actually in the act and there's an... accident... I'd say it's only the way to go if you plan ahead and your partner takes care to clean out first."
"I would need a lot of beer for that."
And my personal favorite:
"Well, that was unexpected." followed by "I'm pretty sure it's expected when it happens."
*I get the idea, though, that he did this on purpose because no one was reading his stuff.
-
Ultimate Spell Check FAIL* (http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/slice/2013/sep/16/when-anal-way-go/) For Journalist.
The comments that follow the article "When Anal Is The Way To Go" are pretty good. (the author meant "analogue")
Samples:
"Sure it seems like a good idea, until you're actually in the act and there's an... accident... I'd say it's only the way to go if you plan ahead and your partner takes care to clean out first."
"I would need a lot of beer for that."
And my personal favorite:
"Well, that was unexpected." followed by "I'm pretty sure it's expected when it happens."
*I get the idea, though, that he did this on purpose because no one was reading his stuff.
Hmmm....wonder who Max Artifice might be? They posted our site in their post. ::thinking::
-
Hmmm....wonder who Max Artifice might be? They posted our site in their post. ::thinking::
He's the guy that we hired to do the viral marketing for this site.
-
President Golfsalot opens a cold one after a really hard day on the links...
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2091/3zjf.png)
(those are the fingers from his white side of the family)
-
Heh, good one Trap! LOL!
Oh, and thanks for the Max info.
And check this out, should be right up your alley!
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/)
Pull!
::hysterical::
-
Heh, good one Trap! LOL!
Oh, and thanks for the Max info.
And check this out, should be right up your alley!
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/)
Pull!
::hysterical::
That's funny. ::laughonfloor::
-
Homosexual Photos Of Obama Surface
(http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2019aff95045a970d-500wi)
Young Barack Obama and unidentified boyfriend
http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/09/homosexual-photos-of-obama-surface.html (http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/09/homosexual-photos-of-obama-surface.html)
::hysterical::
-
That person in the picture with Owebama looks like Mooch.
-
Are Wookies androgynous?
-
Well, Mooch is certainly packing, IYKWIMAITYD.
(http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge-e1273238194417.jpg)
Here's your androgyny, fashion faux pas (to be kind) and all. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe trying to be a fashion plate and failing miserably is a trait of the androgynous.
(http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab40/katiepavlich/Screenshot2012-04-02at74222AM.png)
-
It's a trait of the hopelessly vain and self centered. I will never understand the fascination/worship of the left with this person. She isn't even vaguely attractive and I can say that because there are dozens of high profile black women who are so it's not like there's nothing to base a comparison on.
Sure, there are uglier women out there. But to fawn over this person like she is some kind of fashion model is pretty damned stupid. I mean, I don't remember anyone, right or left or whatever, making this kind of noise over Barbara Bush (and for good reason). But then Barbara Bush had the class to not parade around in designer dresses and pants suits, either. This is a pretty ordinary looking first lady who goes out of her way to dress in such a way to draw attention to the fact that she is pretty ordinary looking.
A lot of people will (well, probably won't but should) look back on this with embarrassed regret in a few years.
-
It's a Cult of Personalities, Trap, nothing more, with some idealized projection thrown in. Because proggies do worship Owebama as their Lard and Sewage, with the wife worship going along for the ride, they think we conservatives worship Bush as well. That is why there are all those still living in the Fruticis culpam est ('It's Bush's Fault!') world, where Bush is responsible for everything bad that happens in the Owebama Administration. Look at their position on chemical weapons. Saddam had them, and only he and no other party in Iraq had them, and he used them on the Kurds. But there were no WMDs in Iraq, no sirree, none at all. Why . . . Bush lied! They became ankle-biters in that war. But Syria is much more serious and besides, conservatives like war so what's the problem? They think by insulting Bush, we will get our panties in a twist, when Bush was not a conservative at all, just a hated Republican. On top of that, we have hero worship, like with Reagan, but not idolization as we are smart enough to realize he was a man and fallible. Very much unlike their god-like worship of Owebama, a tenet of faith in their Progressive religion.
The perils of Cults of Personality used to be taught in schools. Now schools actually foment such cultish behavior. Mmm! Mmm Mmm!
The proggies in the Political/Media/Education complex will have to suffer lead ventilation poisoning if we are to have any hope, any hope whatsoever. Just throwing them out of office does not suffice as they can still come back to bite us. Yes, a Joe McCarthy HUAC, rooting out the proggies in our society.
I swear if I ever get to a TEA Party rally, I'm going to piss off a lot of the milquetoast participants with signage like this:
Wanted: Dead or Alive
Picture
Reward
Thanks of a Grateful Nation
with the pictures being the various proggies who need to go: Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Reid, Wasserman-Schultz, et.al. If pictures of Bush with a Hitler mustache are within the realm of political discourse, so is my idea of protest signage. I'm long past being tired of this shyt and really don't care what anyone thinks anymore. With Kerry thinking he can sign our gun rights away to the UN, with the Jack@ss Party thinking they can control every aspect of my life, with cutouts for special groups under OwebamaCare, enough is enough. I'm tired of mincing words. Owebama must be eliminated with extreme prejudice -- and alacrity. I'm done talking in euphemisms.
"These are the times that try men's souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. . . . Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph."
Time to emulate some real radicals and find our collective set.
I'm still trying to figure out how to have a tax protest idea of mine spread. I want taxpayers to fill out the OwebamaCare form that will be a part of our 1040s thusly: Write across the form, 'Fukc Obama' and 'Fukc the IRS', leaving the rest blank, then sign it. Attach a small slip of paper the size of a W-2, which reads 'The information on this form is true as filed. I have done nothing wrong. I plead the Fifth. If it works for the IRS, it works for me.' If 150-200 million tax returns had such wording, or something similar, some Fedcoat somewhere would take notice -- and be put on notice. Like I said, I'm tired and long past caring. No regrets. I have but one life to give for my Country, so let it be a worthwhile death. Defeating progressivism in this Country is, if it comes to it, a worthwhile death.
-
I'm still trying to figure out how to have a tax protest idea of mine spread. I want taxpayers to fill out the OwebamaCare form that will be a part of our 1040s thusly: Write across the form, 'Fukc Obama' and 'Fukc the IRS', leaving the rest blank, then sign it. Attach a small slip of paper the size of a W-2, which reads 'The information on this form is true as filed. I have done nothing wrong. I plead the Fifth. If it works for the IRS, it works for me.' If 150-200 million tax returns had such wording, or something similar, some Fedcoat somewhere would take notice -- and be put on notice. Like I said, I'm tired and long past caring. No regrets. I have but one life to give for my Country, so let it be a worthwhile death. Defeating progressivism in this Country is, if it comes to it, a worthwhile death. - RickZ
Bravo!!!
::clapping::
-
A few years ago my library invited an author to speak who had written a book on how Michelle was this fashionista. I couldn't believe anyone would think that enough to write a book. Found out it was some journalist trying to get extra cred I think. I wish I'd gone just to see who was in the audience.
At best Michelle is ordinary. Except for her evening wear she looks like she buys her clothes at TJ Maxx or JC Penneys. Nothing wrong with that; that's where I go. So like I said ordinary.
::thinking:: ::facepalm::
Wait a minute.
I'm a fashion icon too!!! ::danceban:: ::bustamove:: ::danceban::
(Except I'm not black and have to prove I'm ordinary and know how to get dressed which then because I'm black gets elevated to supreme, wonderful dresser!)
-
Via Despair.com where of course you can buy em..some old favorites with some new ones. Maybe some of these should be converted to smilie icons.
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/changemafiademotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/obstaclesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/mercydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/survivaldemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/incompetencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/pessimismdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/maturitydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/inflationdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/feardemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/indifferencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/effortdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/excusesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/corruptiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/bailoutsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/selfesteemdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/congressdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/dysfunctiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/governmentdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/potentialdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/prioritiesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/limitationsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/consistencydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/insightdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/burnoutdemotivator.jpg)
-
Via Despair.com where of course you can buy em..some old favorites with some new ones. Maybe some of these should be converted to smilie icons.
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/changemafiademotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/obstaclesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/mercydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/survivaldemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/incompetencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/pessimismdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/maturitydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/inflationdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/feardemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/indifferencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/effortdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/excusesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/corruptiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/bailoutsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/selfesteemdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/congressdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/dysfunctiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/governmentdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/potentialdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/prioritiesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/limitationsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/consistencydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/insightdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/burnoutdemotivator.jpg)
'
'
These are SOOOOOOO awesome! I wish I knew some idiots that could read. I would show them these pics.....and then spend many hours trying to explain the concepts...but...if even ONE understood it would be worth it. Otherwise, they would remain Democrats.
-
I've bought several of their items. I have the Insight one in a frame on my kitchen shelf.
I've always said if I had an office and I was a boss I'd have a half dozen of these on my walls to intimidate the heck out of people.
;D
-
Oh hey, LV? You didn't have to risk going into that event and expose yourself to possible contagion and likely angst...you could have just sat in the parking lot and taken pics of the poor souls attending that joke!
And, my contributions -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/mistakes.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/stupid.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/losing.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Oh hey, LV? You didn't have to risk going into that event and expose yourself to possible contagion and likely angst...you could have just sat in the parking lot and taken pics of the poor souls attending that joke!
::facepalm::
I almost got the Mistakes skin for my laptop. I love that one. I wimped out and got the Individuality one instead. Next time I'm getting that one.
Shoot looks like they don't have mine any more. This is on my laptop. I especially enjoy it when I'm at the library and all the high school students are there.
A picture of a snowflake.
Individuality.
Always remember you are unique.
Just like everyone else.
-
A picture of a snowflake.
Individuality.
Always remember you are unique.
Just like everyone else.
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/individualitydemotivator.jpg)
Look under "retired" demotivators.
-
Thanks. I didn't see that. Their search feature came up with nothing when I typed it in. (And I spelled it correctly)
Haven't been their in awhile-some fun new things.
-
Good one. ::thumbsup::
-
rayra's 'government shutdown' banner over at GCP.
(http://www.grouchyconservativepundits.org/frontpage/mainbanner.jpg)
-
Heh. Nice.
-
Yeah...if only the spying on citizens stopped....
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/641/5278/original.jpg)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/641/5179/original.jpg)
-
Pic of the week at GP -
Tied to this story - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/)
::hysterical::
Dracobama!
::laughonfloor::
“He dwells in the dark like a blood sucking ghoul,
But Dracobama is naught but a fool.
He stamps his feet like a petulant child,
As around the world he is laughingly reviled.
On our WWII vets fear he tried to impart,
But our military heroes drove a stake through his heart.
Against Dracobama no garlic is needed,
As the garden of tyranny soon will be weeded.
You’ll learn Dracobama the American people
Will not cower from you like meek little Sheeple.
Our resolve to defeat you will never soften,
So take your fake fangs and head back to your coffin.”
- See more at: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/#sthash.jxUSY0sc.dpuf (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/#sthash.jxUSY0sc.dpuf)
Heh, good stuff!
-
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/20131006_obamaville.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/sunday-humor-welcome-obamaville (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/sunday-humor-welcome-obamaville)
And for your viewing entertainment...the laziest postal delivery clown in the nation -
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/americas-laziest-postman-or-what-essential-government-money-spent (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/americas-laziest-postman-or-what-essential-government-money-spent)
::facepalm::
Time to place spikes in the lawn...
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=207697 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=207697)
::hysterical::
-
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/CNNHongKong-450x227.png)
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cnn-geography/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cnn-geography/)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXDtrAdCMAAePPu.jpg:large)
-
Oh the Øbamanity!
-
Hope this hasn't been posted before, but this newbie still gets a kick out of them...
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/jailcells.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/jailcells.jpg.html)
We can only hope !!!!
And, our 'intelligent VP' look alike;
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0011.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0011.jpg.html)
-
Oh the Øbamanity!
That jug-eared silhouette of the SCoaMF made me snort!
::hysterical::
Hey Rusty...we shoud be so lucky...or is it they should be so lucky?!
And damn, that sourpuss looks a lot like the veep!
-
If I was Walter, I'd be pissed off at the comparison. After all, one's a comedian's dummy and one's a dummy comedian.
This 'separated at birth' pic has Biden with a matching eyebrow slant and downturned frown.
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4510051871820849&w=250&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7.jpg)
-
The bestest Halloween costume.
Baby LED light suit halloween costume preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkBDRUO8hAo#)
-
(http://cdn.meme.li/i/mbzds.jpg)
::guitar::
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=209890 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=209890)
;D
And it helps grow strong healthy ducks.
;)
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)
C'mon lazybones, quit making me click to a website. My mouse hand is tired.
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)
C'mon lazybones, quit making me click to a website. My mouse hand is tired.
Damn, now my eyes are squinting! ::pokeineye::
-
Click on the pic, it gets larger.
-
Whoa! Hey, that's like...magic.
Your Tech Fu is superior! ::bows::
-
"Puppies vs. Door Stoppers Compilation" || CFS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DLlTYA4ww#)
by CrazyFunnyStuffCFS via http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/golfclap1_zps0118ff61.gif)
ETA - Reminds me of this...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/fit_zps6ff567e9.gif)
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1377084_10202207508413513_602117092_n.jpg)
-
Is that that jackass Blarney Fwank? He didn't kick from ass-cancer yet? ::facepalm::
-
Is that that jackass Blarney Fwank? He didn't kick from ass-cancer yet? ::facepalm::
Sadly, Bawney Fwank is still above the dirt.
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/670/7705/original.jpg?w=600&h=480)
-
Tiger - "My way is more fun and pisses off a hellova lot less folk!"
::rimshot::
-
Wonder what they will be running for?
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/weiner-holder-2016-ticket1_zpse345dc07.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/weiner-holder-2016-ticket1_zpse345dc07.jpg.html)
-
Administrators of the new Bill Clinton Rape Crisis Center, in Little Rock.
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/673/5869/original.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Get Fascist Insurance!
I'll pass.
And damn, is that one butt-fugly chick! ::exitstageleft::
-
Such an open-ended question...what will they be running for?
::thinking::
My knee-jerk gosh-I-hope-so answer is "their lives"!
::evilbat::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/674/1148/original.jpg?w=600&h=480)
-
More truth than fiction ----
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg.html)
-
Politicians should not be changed often, rather they should be turned into compost once.
"God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure." ~ Thomas Jefferson, From November 13, 1787, letter to William S. Smith
I'd say we're a couple of hundred years overdue for that rebellion. I can only hope that a rebellion by the people becomes Barry's 'legacy'.
-
Agreed. We are up to our ears in would-be fertilizer, feed the tree!
-
No need for any comment from me, but feel free---
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/bumper-sticker-kenya-idiot1_zps51def2a9.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/bumper-sticker-kenya-idiot1_zps51def2a9.jpg.html)
-
Let's see... ::thinking:: ...send us your poor...tired...
Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"... ::gaah::
Return to sender!
::asskicking::
-
Let's see... ::thinking:: ...send us your poor...tired...
Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"... ::gaah::
Return to sender!
::asskicking::
If only we could send him back using just blunt force trauma to his ass but of course, he'd enjoy that, just ask Reggie.
-
Let's see... ::thinking:: ...send us your poor...tired...
Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"... ::gaah::
Return to sender!
::asskicking::
If only we could send him back using just blunt force trauma to his ass but of course, he'd enjoy that, just ask Reggie.
::hysterical::
Strap his ass Wyle E Coyote style to the side of a rocket...bet Reggie never did that!
-
(http://frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Foden20131030-B.Lie20131029060201-450x340.jpg?w=600&h=480)
-
More truth than fiction ----
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg.html)
Yup. ::thumbsup::
-
Again, I think this says everything !!!
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/obama-answer-bumper1_zps397a2ec3.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/obama-answer-bumper1_zps397a2ec3.jpg.html)
-
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FqXgsRKA7WI/UnIqdNKzRqI/AAAAAAACeQc/Jfip9YFYO6o/s1600/TrickyTreat.jpg)
-
great cartoon
-
That is awesome! Gotta
steal Obama that!
-
If you are brave enough to watch the obamination sometime on TV , maybe this will help from (http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/puke-2.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/puke-2.gif.html)
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/bingo_zpsa72c32da.png) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/bingo_zpsa72c32da.png.html)
-
(http://www.ilovebacon.com/storage/102413-twerk.jpg)
Twerk out of a ticket? LOL!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210800 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210800)
ObamaCare + Idiocracy =
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/BALLS.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210842 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210842)
-
Remy: Healthcare Mash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaC1lk7KVzI#ws)
-
(http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/properties/benson/art_images/cg527259dd89a88.jpg)
-
(http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/hillary-2016-what-diff-600x338.png)
-
(http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/hillary-2016-what-diff-600x338.png)
Man, that's creepy. But I bet Hitlary has that effect on a lot of people.
-
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/go-green-recyle-congress1_zps6e3d9ad1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/go-green-recyle-congress1_zps6e3d9ad1.jpg.html)
-
Sybil and the chick in the Exorcist looked less scary! ::exitstageleft::
-
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/blondjoke.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/blondjoke.jpg.html)
-
I don't get it.......
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::
-
I don't get it.......
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::
::gaah::
Knew it would be over your top knot pilgrim ---- ya 'old fart.....
-
Very funny, Rusty. ::rolllaughing::
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/smallestminority/Aromatherapy.jpg)
Courtesy of TSM (http://www.smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/11/not-shotgunner.html)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM)
-
I love the smell of gunpowder! ::cool::
-
Funny (http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/star-wars-invades-thomas-kinkade-paintings/) via instapundit
I would so buy a puzzle of this one:
(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Wars-on-Kinkade-3.jpg)
-
I love the aroma of the smoke of spent gunpowder!
-
That's a dastardly thing to do to Kincaid's...but funny as heck! ::hysterical::
Where can I get a dog like that? ;D
-
(http://www.investors.com/image/TOON110555555555.gif.cms)
-
Could this have been the idea for the computer term 'brain fart' ?
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg.html)
-
Could this have been the idea for the computer term 'brain fart' ?
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg.html)
::rolllaughing::
-
More truth than fiction
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Play_Outside_zps8a10eb37.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Play_Outside_zps8a10eb37.jpg.html)
-
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131024MichaelRamirez-450x320.jpg)
-
(http://www.investors.com/image/ramirez-110613-lyingggggg.gif.cms)
-
Should have me walking in and cutting the cord and slaming the window down and shutting the blinds.'
Then, lock the rest of the doors and windows.
-
Obamacare by morning, over...........6.........people........served.
Obamacare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsiIz15KyEk#)
-
Look alikes? You decide
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)
-
Obamacare by morning, over...........6.........people........served.
Obamacare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsiIz15KyEk#)
Leave it to a bunch of hillbillys to understand the situation. The look on Taylor swifts face ( stupid, don't date Kennedy's) and lib Keith urban didn't look to pleased either. Of course, the entire country music community can now look forward to an IRS visit.....
-
Look alikes? You decide
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)
I dunno man, the raptor still looks more warm and cuddly to me...
-
Look alikes? You decide
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)
I dunno man, the raptor still looks more warm and cuddly to me...
Both are staring at their next meal.
-
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)
...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!
-
Wonder who???
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg.html)
-
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Image_zps6ce84470.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Image_zps6ce84470.jpg.html)
-
Wonder who???
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg.html)
This may be the pic of the actual kiss happening....and as to who??? what difference is there between one dem pos and another?
-
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)
...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!
That was a 19 year old punk in a stolen car.
-
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)
...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!
That was a 19 year old punk in a stolen car.
Would-be Obama son.
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZFTPD1CUAENUYa.jpg)
-
Wonder if he uses lambskin condoms? ::unknowncomic::
-
Chris Christie Airlifted To Safety (http://im41.com/archives/41338)
::hysterical::
-
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/HEALTH_O_RAMA_obama.jpg)
-
Everybody has the right to be stupid...some people just abuse the privilege (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Everybody-has-the-right-to-be-stupidsome-people-just-abuse-the-privilege/334177204156)
more funny sayings at the link...some NSFW
thanks! Link fixed. (trying to do 2 things at once!)
-
Everybody has the right to be stupid...some people just abuse the privilege (http://static.sixflags.com/readtosucceed/Y20132014/ReadToSucceed_Student_Reading_Log_20132014.pdf)
more funny sayings at the link...some NSFW
LV: I think you might want to check your link(s). I'm hoping that you didn't get it mixed up and the NSFW one sent to your kids.
::doh::
-
LV: I think you might want to check your link(s). I'm hoping that you didn't get it mixed up and the NSFW one sent to your kids.
::doh::
I fixed my link. Thanks. And no I didn't send it to them!
-
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Children_of_the_Common_Core.jpg)
-
Whoa, that is too ::cussing:: freaky, Alan! ::exitstageleft::
-
Whoa, that is too ::cussing:: freaky, Alan! ::exitstageleft::
I suspect brainwashing our children will have that effect.
-
Whoa, that is too ::cussing:: freaky, Alan! ::exitstageleft::
I suspect brainwashing our children will have that effect.
Definitely invokes a reaction...like "get them before they get us"!
-
I think this beast should include polititards, jurnotards and other crony-capitalists than just Wall St big shots...but it gets the general point across...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-17/how-america-works-one-cartoon (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-17/how-america-works-one-cartoon)
-
Affordable Boat Act
The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.
These "affordable" boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.
This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.
This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.
If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one anyway. If you refuse to buy one or cant afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.
Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, lack of desire or knowledge are not acceptable excuses for not using your boat.
A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the port, starboard, bow or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, (like a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive boat.
Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...its only fair. The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.
Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.
If the government can force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy a boat....or ANYTHING else.. Yeah...it's that stupid...
http://youngcons.com/the-affordable-boat-act-every-citizen-must-purchase-a-new-boat-by-april-2014/ (http://youngcons.com/the-affordable-boat-act-every-citizen-must-purchase-a-new-boat-by-april-2014/)
-
OK, I want a nuclear-powered Virginia Class attack sub!
Or I will wait for the Affordable M1Abrams Act.
-
Hate to break it to ya, but I'm against it. They already have too many idiots on the water. I see too many of them when I fish.
-
Ditto.
Plus ....
... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground. It's my house.
Don't need a hole in the water as well.
-
Hate to break it to ya, but I'm against it. They already have too many idiots on the water. I see too many of them when I fish.
When I was in the CG, you wouldn't have believed the expressions on the faces of boaters I stopped for numerous reasons, all legitimate.
-
Ditto.
Plus ....
... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground. It's my house.
Don't need a hole in the water as well.
Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::snoshovel::
-
Ditto.
Plus ....
... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground. It's my house.
Don't need a hole in the water as well.
Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::snoshovel::
Water freezes up in these parts...we need boats, ATVs, trailers, trucks, fishhouse's, ice augers, snowmobiles...
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)
::thinking::
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)
::thinking::
Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::
-
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she? ::evil::
-
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she? ::evil::
Don't know who she is but I bet it tastes like fish. ::exitstageleft::
-
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she? ::evil::
Don't know who she is but I bet it tastes like fish. ::exitstageleft::
Or at least smells like clams. YUK!
-
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/18c31652779dc69a820c1b82ee4027a2/tumblr_mwi0hutkr91r51cg0o1_1280.jpg)
H/T http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)
::thinking::
Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::
She looks a little crabby.
-
Ditto.
Plus ....
... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground. It's my house.
Don't need a hole in the water as well.
Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::
Yes it is.....
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)
::thinking::
Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::
She looks a little crabby.
I assumed she was advertising for the cure to her crabbiness?
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)
::thinking::
Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::
She looks a little crabby.
I assumed she was advertising for the cure to her crabbiness?
She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....
-
She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....
Who says she's looking for a man?
-
She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....
Who says she's looking for a man?
::hysterical::
-
Nice attempt, Pan, to try to break that one up, but fail you did.
::bustamove::
-
Who is Catherine Cleary, and why should I care?
-
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.
Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)
Just sayin'
-
Nice attempt, Pan, to try to break that one up, but fail you did.
::bustamove::
So I noticed. Guys. With one track minds. Whaddaya gonna do. ::whatgives::
-
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.
Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)
Just sayin'
So I really shouldn't care, huh?
-
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.
Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)
Just sayin'
Muffins...I bet she eats muffins. Gluten free.
-
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.
Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)
Just sayin'
Muffins...I bet she eats muffins. Gluten free.
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Food/Alcohol/ILoveBooze.jpg)
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Food/Alcohol/DrinkResponsibly.jpg)
-
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!! ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/ElfName.png)
-
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
-
Mr. Perky Tinsel Toes here. ::facepalm::
-
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!! ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
Good grief, there are two of us !! ::speechless::
-
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
Yes, I know. Thank you! ::thumbsup:: ;D
-
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
I'll drink to that......
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/food/ATT00001-1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/food/ATT00001-1.jpg.html)
-
Thanks 'old'
If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants" --- Don't even go there ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::
At least with real name I'm Festive
-
I have an oxymoron for a name: Speedy Floppy-Feet. Seriously, how would that work?
-
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/5f/c2/375fc280bff722aee71f7402db6a6785.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/a1/95/4aa1957a125568dcbaf772eef6012b63.jpg)
-
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.
Am I Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?
-
Thanks 'old'
If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants" --- Don't even go there ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::
At least with real name I'm Festive
You are most welcome!
And that's what your wife told me! ::evil:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.
Am I Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?
That would necessitate a hands-on inspection! ::evil::
-
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
I'll drink to that......
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/food/ATT00001-1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/food/ATT00001-1.jpg.html)
You'll drink to garbage......
-
(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image124.jpg)
(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image102.jpg)
(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image111.jpg)
(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image120.jpg)
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Obama-Press-Conference04a.jpg)
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/DogBountyHunter.jpg)
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Canines/Saidwhat.jpg)
-
...anybody else get the strong urge to hurl things at that jug-eared jackass?
-
What's the opposite of "eye candy"? "Eye sore"? "Aye, crap!"?
-
Pooch looks scared...
...better check the carpet.
-
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
-
::hysterical::
From the title of the thread I thought the answer was "with diamonds"...
-
::hysterical::
From the title of the thread I thought the answer was "with diamonds"...
WARNING: Ya jus' never know what I'm gonna post here! Make NO assumptions! ::hysterical::
-
...anybody else get the strong urge to hurl things at that jug-eared jackass?
Yup!fast moving things.
-
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)
...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!
-
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu? Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?
-
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu? Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?
Flaunting their "virtue".
-
The only news I need about the bastid is when he expires.
-
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu? Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?
Flaunting their "virtue".
Modern day Pharisee's!
-
The only news I need about the bastid is when he expires.
::whoohoo:: ::beertoast::
-
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)
...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVeRJTtqo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVeRJTtqo)
-
Doesn't a vegan diet make you, you know...
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/04/gif.gif)
::evil::
-
::hysterical::
-
That is a pretty amazing visual...even without smellivision or sound there is no doubt what happened.
-
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Nelson-Mandela.jpg)
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Little-Richards-Birthday.jpg)
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Capital-Dome-Birthday.jpg)
H/T - IOTW (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=215679)
::hysterical::
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/12/a-little-obama-christmas-music/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/12/a-little-obama-christmas-music/)
-
You laugh, but can you tell me which is real, and which is snark?
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Nelson-Mandela.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbK8LvGIQAAUvkB.jpg)
-
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)
...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!
I've been pondering this development.....and I think we need to ask his massage partners if there is any truth to it.
-
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1)
::unknowncomic::
-
Top = Snark
Bottom = Real
Do I get a cookie?
-
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)
...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!
::hysterical::
Prolly too embarassed to step forward!
I've been pondering this development.....and I think we need to ask his massage partners if there is any truth to it.
-
Guy’s got a lot on his mind…& plate. Let’s consider his heart…& where he’s at spiritually. In this rare but candid shot, Obama honors God & Jesus in this, the most festive of holiday seasons.
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/gablabs/2013%20Blog%20Art/KingdomGreatness_zpsca08740e.jpg)
-
::facepalm::
Aye, that's about it...
-
Ok...maybe I'm behind the times or just ignorant on the subject of these photos...but am I understanding correctly and these are actual photos and not photoshopped stuff?
-
And now for something completely different: Ed Norton does Droid...in 48 hours.
Verizon Droid Commercial - 48 Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AvIxUVQGo#ws)
Extended scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?annotation_id=annotation_2964551049&feature=iv&list=PLrbQTM5j6LLAdHQQHurfKYb70chLquHkK&src_vid=v6AvIxUVQGo (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?annotation_id=annotation_2964551049&feature=iv&list=PLrbQTM5j6LLAdHQQHurfKYb70chLquHkK&src_vid=v6AvIxUVQGo)
-
Ok...maybe I'm behind the times or just ignorant on the subject of these photos...but am I understanding correctly and these are actual photos and not photoshopped stuff?
Waiting for MNHawk to confirm, I took his test, no grade yet...
-
The one from the White House is obviously real. The rest aren't.
But could you tell, if the one didn't come from the White House, and the other didn't come from a snark site?
-
Read the comments. This is the official White House web site, for cripes sakes! (https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1)
-
::hysterical::
Awesome. Lit up in your own house!
::hysterical::
-
(http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/assets/Barack%20and%20Michelle%20the%20love%20story.png)
::thinking::
::hysterical::
-
That's not "a funny thing" - that's just sad. And sadder still is Duh Wun's obliviousness.
God I despise that klown.
-
So he's obviously not a gentleman OR a scholar.
-
He's got legitimate classless asshole nailed though...
-
So he's obviously not a gentleman OR a scholar.
He was never a professor of constitutional law, either. Nope. Never.
-
He's got legitimate classless asshole nailed though...
yep, I'd say so!
-
via email...
Who knew!!!! A little history lesson!
Just thought you should know...
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five
aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations .
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding withsheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot ofthings for you.
It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
*Caveats: Obama, Sr actually born in 1936, Gore 1948, Slick Willie 1946, Hitlery 1947 (Oct), Jean F'n 1943, Dean 1938, Nasty Pelosi 1940, Feinswine 1933, Chuckie 1950, Boxcar Boxer 1940 & Joe Bidet 1942.
**People actually born in 1948:
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1948.html (http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1948.html)
Some really make sense! Sam Jackson, Prince Charles, AlGore (got that one right!), Richard Simmons...
Others -
http://www.historyorb.com/birthdays/date/1948 (http://www.historyorb.com/birthdays/date/1948)
-
Clearly, this baby is a racist who thinks all black people look the same.
Confused Baby Girl Meet Her Fathers Twin Brother For The First Time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKSzfiJMOoo#ws)
-
Kinda old from another site, but worth repeating, hope you haven't heard it before;
Old guy goes into a dealership and tells the salesman he's interested in a Corvette. After looking at a couple he buys one, waits for them to get it ready, then drives away. When he gets on the expressway he says to himself "wonder how fast this will go - so he steps on the gas. It goes from 70 to 80 in seconds, then 90, keeps climbing to 100, then 110. All of a sudden the reds lights are behind him, so he takes it to 120, but the car is still behind him. finally he thinks what am I doing, I'll be in jail for ever, so he pulls over. The cop gets out and walks to his car, looks in and sees the old guy and can't believe a senior citizen would be so stupid and try to out run a police car.
But he decides to give the guy a break. So he tells him, "sir it's Friday and I'm off duty in 15 minutes, I don't want to do a bunch of paperwork, so if you can give me a reason for going that fast and I haven't heard it before I'll let you go with a warning.
the old guy thinks for a minute then tells him - 10 years ago my wife ran off with another trooper, I thought it was you and you were bringing her back ..................
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/pointingfinger-1_zps1b38e11d.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/pointingfinger-1_zps1b38e11d.gif.html)
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
Good day sir and drive carefully-------
-
::rimshot::
-
(http://media.farsnews.com/media/Uploaded/Files/Images/1392/10/21/13921021000289_PhotoI.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-15/wednesday-humor-iran-has-incontrovertible-proof-us-run-aliens (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-15/wednesday-humor-iran-has-incontrovertible-proof-us-run-aliens)
US is run by aliens! Persia says so, so it must be true!
OK, well...duh! Maybe illegal aliens! Obama, hello?! But undocumented extraterrestrials? OK, now that's just silly! ::hysterical::
But this?
Snowden reportedly contacted the Guardian’s columnist Glenn Greenwald telling him, according to Fars, that there “were actually two governments in the United States, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”
The agency added that Snowden’s revelations were confirmed as “accurate” by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer, during an appearance he made on Russia Today’s program SophieCo.
A shadow government is more believeable than ETs...at least given the performance of the visible/nominally elected government goes..one could argue there is a plethora of anecdotal evidence there!
-
??????? ?????)))) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-KIcQSWSmQ#ws)
-
I knew moochelle was a wookie.....
-
BREAK IT UP! I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!
Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)
That's better. ::hysterical::
-
Lunch and dinner fighting each other...mass hysteria! ::laughonfloor::
-
BREAK IT UP! I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!
Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)
That's better. ::hysterical::
"And don't make us have to come over here again!"
-
BREAK IT UP! I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!
Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)
That's better. ::hysterical::
"And don't make us have to come over here again!"
Those are fowl remarks. Tsk-tsk. For shame!
-
(http://cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/bieber-in-bond-court.jpg)
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-beach/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-beach/)
Just the latest in resume enhancing...
Maybe he and Lindsay can hook up for a double-feature? ::hysterical::
-
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.
Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?
-
Yes.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1660318_10100896925705880_1290065824_n.jpg)
-
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.
Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?
Not to worry. He'll be dead within a few years due to an overdose of drugs and/or alcohol, or a car crash (I hope he doesn't take out some family on a trip), or suicide.
-
Yeah, maybe they can combine getting trashed with fast driving and twerking and go out in a blaze of stupidity!
-
(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/500x349xobama-choom-gang-e1356568124890.jpg.pagespeed.ic.WqUX0fNCi-.jpg)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/)
I don't know about y'all...but I am having a hard time figuring out who isn't gay! ::hysterical::
-
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org
Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)
-
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Obama-A-Passing-Fad-443x600.jpg)
IM41 says "I Am Not Sure Who This Is An Insult To?"!
http://im41.com/archives/45939 (http://im41.com/archives/45939)
::hysterical::
-
"If you're not insulted, you're not paying attention"
::laughonfloor::
-
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org
Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)
I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol
-
sometimes words just fail me.
-
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org
Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)
I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol
The ubiquitous VW van was a nice touch.
-
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!
::bustamove::
-
That one made me smile....even a couple of chuckles....good job.
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!
::bustamove::
-
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!
::bustamove::
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/bigrofl_zps5b2449b2.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/bigrofl_zps5b2449b2.gif.html)
That deserves a bigger laugh than is on here, and I'm(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/080318-130850.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/080318-130850.jpg.html) while cleaning coffee off screen...
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tarp.jpg)
::hat-tip:: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=224975 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=224975)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Putin-Obama-Turning-US-Into-Godless-Swamp.jpg)
::hat-tip:: http://im41.com/archives/46218 (http://im41.com/archives/46218)
Nice. Oh, and being called Godless by a former Soviet KGB thug...priceless!
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tarp.jpg)
BFH certainly brought his A game for that one!
::bows::
-
Yeah, sometimes inspiration just slams into you like a ton of bricks! ::thumbsup::
-
Caption contest! ::whoohoo::
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225047 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225047)
Slippery when wet!
Speaking of dorks...
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225043 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225043)
::laughonfloor::
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/humpday-humor-hitler-no-longer-permabull (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/humpday-humor-hitler-no-longer-permabull)
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/628x471.jpg)
Dude is on fire!
-
Heh! ::hysterical::
Once of those gifts that keeps on giving!
Go, BFH, go! ::whoohoo::
-
????? ?????? ???????? / ??? ?? ???? / Cat tries to apologize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNS7zzIzX-E#ws)
Cat nature! It's so sweet! ;D
And our pal BFH -
"It’s a demon, and I hope and pray it’s not gay."
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mandoor.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225148 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225148)
::hysterical::
And heck yeah, this sure would spice things up!
Star Wars OL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw#ws)
Ditch the ski poles and get some light-sabers! ::rolllaughing::
And jeepers...can it get any funnier than this perpetual bozo?!
Vice President Joe Biden told fellow Democrats they should be optimistic about the state of the nation, “in spite of who’s president.” (http://weaselzippers.us/173913-biden-gaffe-821916-tells-dems-they-should-be-optimistic-in-spite-of-whos-president/)
Blind squirrel actually found a real nut!!!
::laughonfloor::
-
Star Wars OL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw#ws)
Now that's funny. ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1780864_530111273773687_138578445_n.jpg)
-
STFU Carl! ;D
More humor! ::whoohoo::
H/T IMAO -
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/walruskkkch-snack.jpg)
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/walruskkkch-woods.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
And the PC is always good for many hoots! ::thumbsup::
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Log_Lady_200.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Sochi_USA_Biathlon_300.jpg)
::whoohoo:: Man, would that get ratings!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/LIV/LIV_Poor_300.jpg)
Don't strain yourself! ::)
-
Guy Pulls Out Sign on Gophers Kiss Cam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfYodavAj8#ws)
::hysterical::
Here in Big Ten country, we don't do it like they do in the SEC. ::stirpot::
-
How rude! Coulda asked a neighboring fella to step in?! ;D
-
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ac0550fbb995baaf913848700d8c5f6/tumblr_n17gemQbo31qz4s6ho1_500.jpg)
http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
Make it 536 and yer on.
-
Recycle? ::saywhat::
-
<shift> <delete>
Are you sure you want to permanently delete these items?
<yes>
-
baby&me / the new evian film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfxB5ut-KTs#ws)
-
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_toilet_humor/how_to_poop_at_work.shtml (http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_toilet_humor/how_to_poop_at_work.shtml)
http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/telekenetic.shtml (http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/telekenetic.shtml)
-
Get out some earphones or turn the volume up high, click here and then sit back and enjoy...
Jew Hating UCLA Student Melts Down After Israel Divestment Defeat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8hJVj2g_0#ws)
-
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.
-
(http://i.imgur.com/FunwNvg.jpg)
-
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.
Yeah, should have subtitles. Nevertheless, it's always funny watching and listening to an adult child pitch a temper tantrum in public, especially when they happen to be Jew Haters who don't get their way on punishing those evil Zionists.
-
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.
-
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.
::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::
So what do you have against steamrollers?
-
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.
::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::
So what do you have against steamrollers?
Nothing. That crap will wash off! ;D
-
We need a place to immortalize this one.
Eric Holder's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says Holder...
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?, I've already made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says Holder.
"I'm sorry Sir, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before Holder realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."
So, 24 hours passed with Holder joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
Holder reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell..
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and gives him a black bag.
"I don't understand," stammers Holder. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you have voted, now get busy!"
-
Heh. I like that one!!! ::cool::
-
Dweeb journalist meets race car driver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIgmKGDqFM#ws)
Beta male + Alpha male = wet panties for beta male. ::hysterical::
-
President Obama & Vice President Biden Show Us How They Move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4rGQi2cQ#ws)
-
Ah, you have to give it a title, now. Before I could just slap a link button on them, and voila, video.
-
I didn't title it, it "came" that way. What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url. I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.
-
(http://americandigest.org/sidelines/babooncongress.jpg)
http://americandigest.org/ (http://americandigest.org/)
-
rustybayonet tell me the proper name is a "troop". ::unknowncomic::
-
(http://s25.postimg.org/ozuqoocxr/What_the.jpg)
-
President Obama & Vice President Biden Show Us How They Move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4rGQi2cQ#ws)
I think that's the stupidest damned political ad I've ever seen.
-
I didn't title it, it "came" that way. What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url. I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.
That does work also, it appears.
-
::praying:: for suffocation! ::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227649 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227649)
-
Dumber than Dan Quayle...by far!!!
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/07/obama-misspells-respect-while-praising-franklin-before-white-house-concert/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/07/obama-misspells-respect-while-praising-franklin-before-white-house-concert/)
Ahh, ha ha...umm, duh!
What a moron!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
spilling marbles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTACgzI0xtw#)
-
spilling marbles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTACgzI0xtw#)
Now I don't care what you say -- that's funny
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/bigrofl.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/bigrofl.gif.html)
-
::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1924834_226029920918892_1459696731_n.jpg)
-
Heh, both those are gooduns!
-
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1781994_551098701673112_319612827_n.jpg)
::thumbsup::
::USA::
-
Heh, good one!
-
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1781994_551098701673112_319612827_n.jpg)
::thumbsup::
::USA::
Nothing says "I suck" more than trying to be something your not.
-
Via IMAO.US
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade.asp)
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade-11645.jpg)
Actually , go tour the site (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/) its almost like regresty without the snark..
some teasers
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/outdoors/garden/horse-head-squirrel-feeder-11623.jpg)
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/at-at-dog-costume-9037.jpg)
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/cat-battle-armor-10963.jpg)
-
Cool, I can turn my cat into a Klingon. ::hysterical::
-
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps2f790e82.jpg)
-
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
-
Dangit if that isn't just about the best pic ever!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps2f790e82.jpg)
::hat-tip:: ::clapping:: ::curtsy4::
-
(http://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/blogs/blue-ribbons.gif)
::thumbsup::
-
(http://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/blogs/blue-ribbons.gif)
::thumbsup::
::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup::
-
It's Unanimous!
-
OK, now...I don't know about y'all, but I see a fella dancing like this...I figure he likes it up the bum!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229081 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229081)
::hysterical::
Call that the "beta dance"! ::laughonfloor::
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vertibo.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229091 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229091)
Vertibo...that's just the symptom, treating the cause? Nobody stepping up there! ::facepalm::
And this...
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229069 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229069)
...welcome to Sodom...or is it Gomorrah? Whatever...
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
Chess Grandchampion Garry Kasparov on Obama - "Carter looks like Churchill in comparison"!
http://im41.com/archives/47835 (http://im41.com/archives/47835)
All true humor is based on fact!
-
(http://americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2014-03/191835_5_.jpg)
::upsidedownflag::
-
::hysterical:: BUT - You have to find that SOB's heart first --------
-
Your viral comics before they go viral. ::hysterical::
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sissy1.jpg)
(http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/flick_flex.gif)
-
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/10000/5000/700/215758/215758.strip.gif)
-
Heh.
-
H/T Bonz:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2jaCf4uyZlM/UyrH5sl0BZI/AAAAAAACj04/QQxJkWbaGpw/s1600/Obama+Brain.jpeg)
-
That one will never get old...
-
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg020413dAPR20130204044517.jpg)
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz032114dBP20140321044802.jpg)
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk032114dAPR20140320114512.jpg)
-
Yup, all good humor is grounded in reality.
-
Heh, these are pretty good.
http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)
Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross. I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat! ::thumbsup::
-
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/10000/5000/700/215758/215758.strip.gif)
true
-
LINK (http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/25/this-picture-of-the-obamas-got-one-belgian-newspaper-in-a-heap-of-trouble/)
I don't want to spoil the surprise. Just click on it and then scroll down. And, yeah, this was actually printed in a real newspaper.
-
Why is the comparison of Blacks to apes racist, but comparing Whites to apes is not? That double-standard is racist itself.
-
Heh, these are pretty good.
http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)
Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross. I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat! ::thumbsup::
It's the dogs turn...
http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/ (http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/)
-
LINK (http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/25/this-picture-of-the-obamas-got-one-belgian-newspaper-in-a-heap-of-trouble/)
I don't want to spoil the surprise. Just click on it and then scroll down. And, yeah, this was actually printed in a real newspaper.
When enough time has passed post the pic, it is hee-larious!
-
Heh, these are pretty good.
http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)
Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross. I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat! ::thumbsup::
It's the dogs turn...
http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/ (http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/)
Heh!
Where's all the barf stories? Heck, our families pooches' over the years always eating something and yakking something...
::puke::
Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on. I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld...
-
(http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/That-Look.jpg)
-
Libertas;
"Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on. I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld"...
You're brother is lucky -- My call would have went something like this - " hey there brother, sorry to let you know your dog has died.. Vet said he died of a case of tincture of lead, must have been going about 1200 feet per second, cause it went all the way from his as*hole to the little brain. By the way, new carpet was installed after boozier ripped up the other, invoice is on your kitchen table - $1500.00 will cover it, and another $800.00 for attorney and bail bondsman. Hope you're having fun!!!!! Your favorite dog sitter... ::cussing::
-
Libertas;
"Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on. I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld"...
You're brother is lucky -- My call would have went something like this - " hey there brother, sorry to let you know your dog has died.. Vet said he died of a case of tincture of lead, must have been going about 1200 feet per second, cause it went all the way from his as*hole to the little brain. By the way, new carpet was installed after boozier ripped up the other, invoice is on your kitchen table - $1500.00 will cover it, and another $800.00 for attorney and bail bondsman. Hope you're having fun!!!!! Your favorite dog sitter... ::cussing::
FYI - He did kick in for carpet replacement...the dog lived...just barely, my neice would have hated me forever, she loved that dumb dog.
Dog is lucky my brother had a little girl.
-
Pics at the IMAO link are priceless...
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/03/lolbama-part-178/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/03/lolbama-part-178/)
::hysterical::
These via IM41 are good too!
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/f/2014/090/0/6/reign_of_error_by_zappatrust-d7ccse6.jpg)
Smug punk bastard...
http://zappatrust.deviantart.com/gallery/ (http://zappatrust.deviantart.com/gallery/)
-
HT IMAO and Looking spoon (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/liberal-accusation-bingo/)
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/liberal_bingo.jpg)
-
Just when you think you have heard it all before...squirrels are the natural enemies of snakes. No, seriously.
Squirrel vs snake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr9sF0TqIU0#ws)
BRUTAL FIGHT Squirrel vs Snake WTF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYr3jKx5yI#ws)
Squirrel fights snake - Squirrel hunting big snake .....Squirrel vs Snake fights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jxdl3dendk#ws)
squirrel vs rattle snake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KBH8YmHR-0#ws)
Squirrel vs Snake Raw&Uncut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-6c0H00oA#)
-
Nobody likes snakes...I can relate.
-
Comments better than the story...
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231433 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231433)
"Sure, it’s entertaining-
until the abductions and probes …" - Lithium Treebark Stuporman
::hysterical::
-
The one about the Val is so spot on!
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/lolbama-part-180/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/lolbama-part-180/)
-
Despite some fail of epic proportions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE#ws)
He won. ::whatgives::
-
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...
Another sign of society in decline...
-
This needs to be saved - can we all say --- "DUMBING DOWN AMERICA" --- thank you for proving the policy kick-started by Woodrow Wilson and then brought to a speedy fruition by Lyndon Baines Johnson with his 'Great Society'. Any bets on how good he'll be with a 'tell-a-prompter', in his future?
-
SCoaMF, Jr.
::facepalm::
::unknowncomic::
-
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/ff/3f/f0ff3f436ea74a267d9c4e4137dc1dbb.jpg)
-
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/ff/3f/f0ff3f436ea74a267d9c4e4137dc1dbb.jpg)
Yeah, good example, that!
Quoting Foxworthy... "Here's your sign!" ;)
-
That's Bill Engvall.
"It's a picky, picky little show". - Trebek
-
Well, I picked a redneck didn't I?! ::laughonfloor::
Pick-nitter! ::slapfight::
-
That's "nit-picker". ::slapfight::
Jayz, Libs; do I gotta do everything? ::exitstageleft::
-
Watch where you take your selfies.
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KpLKsgjJ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/zfgix6nsvuvftndbybyw.gif)
-
Fun. You know it when you see it.
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/apprehensivevibrantestuarinecrocodile.gif?w=319&h=223)
-
That's "nit-picker". ::slapfight::
Jayz, Libs; do I gotta do everything? ::exitstageleft::
Uhhh...
Ought to be used to it by now, eh?! ;D
::exitstageleft::
-
Fun. You know it when you see it.
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/apprehensivevibrantestuarinecrocodile.gif?w=319&h=223)
Good avatar that one would make! ::thumbsup::
-
Worry about yourself! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A6Bu96ALOw#ws)
-
"Worry 'bout youself'. YOU DRIVE".
Out of the mouths of babes ,,,,
-
Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw#ws)
Key & Peele - Black Ice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM#ws)
-
"T'Mo-thee!"
"Pree-zen".
Very funny.
-
Commenter of the day, at IOTW
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/387201/BILL-CLINTON-AL-GORE-SHORTS.jpg)
Hung like a hummingbird.
::rimshot::
::hysterical::
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n1Der2FgXGc/U1JZzWFEJfI/AAAAAAAAbGU/AQS7GXn6OUo/s1600/domesticterrorism.png)
-
Being called domestic terrorists by fascists....I think that is a compliment.
-
Commenter of the day, at IOTW
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/387201/BILL-CLINTON-AL-GORE-SHORTS.jpg)
Hung like a hummingbird.
::rimshot::
::hysterical::
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/obamaclinton.jpg)
::hysterical::
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=233003 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=233003)
-
Superman With a GoPro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Ib9SwC7EI#ws)
-
My yard? What yard? ::hysterical::
-
Goat Sneeze scares girl original footage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZFgjoa20E#ws)
Obama's America is an ugly thing to behold. That's why we often laugh. The poor dear probably has no idea why all the commenters are laughing at her.
-
What a baby. Nice hat, right out of Beta's-R-Us.
::hysterical::
-
Which of these things is most dissimilar?
a) A degree in Engineering
b) A degree in Gender Studies
c) A degree in Internal Medicine
d) A pepperoni pizza
Answer: B - the others can all feed a family of four.
-
::rimshot::
-
::thumbsup::
-
Bad Lip Syncing, Game of Thrones edition (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202297121098479)
::hysterical::
-
Don't watch it...is that an improvement, or not? ;D
-
Lifestyles of the rich, liberal and stupid...
http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/wynn-clooney-exchange-barbs-over-heated-dinner-conversation (http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/wynn-clooney-exchange-barbs-over-heated-dinner-conversation)
I don't know why I find that hilarious...oh, wait, yes I do...anything that illustrates what a thin-skinned intellectually inferior spoiled cry-baby loser libiots can be can often times be hilarious!
Rosemary's baby...such a pantywaist! ::hysterical::
-
::slapfight::
-
I find both of these hilarious!
http://weaselzippers.us/184274-lib-rag-guardian-claims-global-warming-sank-the-titanic/ (http://weaselzippers.us/184274-lib-rag-guardian-claims-global-warming-sank-the-titanic/)
http://weaselzippers.us/184147-obama-science-adviser-john-holdren-says-global-warming-keeps-me-up-at-night/ (http://weaselzippers.us/184147-obama-science-adviser-john-holdren-says-global-warming-keeps-me-up-at-night/)
Desperately peddling BS to make my BS sound more believeable than run-of-the-mill BS so I can whore more money out of government and taxpayers...and the sleepless whore who worries he cannot steal enough from taxpayers to give to his co-whores...
Hilarious!
-
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10274166_709282099128938_8812262461643722772_n.png)
::thumbsup::
-
I gotta put this here! It fits and God help me I find it hilarious!
Over 100 Sick After Food Safety Summit (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-01/thursday-humor-over-100-sick-after-food-safety-summit)
::hysterical::
And I bet these assholes weren't eating the twigs and berries they want to shove down our throats either, eh?!
-
Irony. It knows where to show up.
-
Bwuuuhaahaaaa!!!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=234424 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=234424)
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/68282/thumbs/s-REGGIE-LOVE-large.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Another one of those "sad but true" things...
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/05/20140511_mothersday.png)
H/T - ZH http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-11/happy-mothers-day-corporate-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-11/happy-mothers-day-corporate-america)
::facepalm:: ::outrage:: ::unknowncomic::
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/oo-pick-me-pick-me-i-know/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/oo-pick-me-pick-me-i-know/)
and
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/wait-for-it/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/wait-for-it/)
and
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/hardest-job-in-the-world-being-a-liberal/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/hardest-job-in-the-world-being-a-liberal/)
-
From the first link -
3.DamnCat says:
May 6th, 2014 at 11:19 pm
Because who is better qualified to create a sustainable economic system than Obama and the US Congress?
Actually pretty much anyone including my cousin Slappy who got his head slammed in a door and is now the Joe Biden of the family.
::hysterical::
Second link no workie! Error 404 - Not Found ::facepalm::
Last link is damn funny...
"...sit in a dark dark basement..." ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://images.intouchweekly.com/uploads/posts/image/38200/alec-baldwin-arrest.jpg)
http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/breaking-alec-baldwin-arrested-in-new-york-38200 (http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/breaking-alec-baldwin-arrested-in-new-york-38200)
Nice hog ya got there, Alec.
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
“He was stopped by officers for riding the wrong way on a street. When the officers asked for ID, he got belligerent because he had none on him,” the source explains. “The officers placed him under arrest for disorderly conduct.”
Of course he's belligerent. He's above the law. Laws are for commoners.
-
I'd like to think he got tossed into the tank for a night with the smelly regulars and got rousted by a junkie experiencing withdrawal and got felt up by a ghay biker called Fat Sam...but I bet Mr Speshul got released right away on his own recognizance...
::facepalm::
-
Quite the potential collector's item
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10252054_10152162912676336_3787690113697941343_n.jpg)
::thinking::
-
(http://outkastfishingforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1471&d=1400116333)
-
(http://cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/godzilla-sign.jpg)
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/05/15/prank-san-francisco-street-hack-godzilla-warning-sf-traffic-sign-hacked-to-read-godzilla-attack/ (http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/05/15/prank-san-francisco-street-hack-godzilla-warning-sf-traffic-sign-hacked-to-read-godzilla-attack/)
::hysterical::
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)
Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!
And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!
::laughonfloor::
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)
Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!
And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!
::laughonfloor::
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)
The before and after pics made me laugh out loud.
-
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)
Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!
And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!
::laughonfloor::
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)
The before and after pics made me laugh out loud.
That they did! Somebody should get an award for that one.
-
Gubbermint Moterz recalls...list of banned words -
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/05-overflow/20140521_gm.png)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-21/dont-you-dare-call-your-gm-car-decapitating-kevorkianesque-rolling-sarcophagus-or-yo (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-21/dont-you-dare-call-your-gm-car-decapitating-kevorkianesque-rolling-sarcophagus-or-yo)
"Rolling Sarcophagus"
::hysterical::
-
Ross Sisters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61cY1ILv60k#)
-
I want to say, "Staff, can we save this one?" except I don't know what I'd use it for. So just laugh, like I did.
(http://cdn77.netrider.net.au/attachments/twerking-dog-gif-gif.24993/)
-
I want to say, "Staff, can we save this one?" except I don't know what I'd use it for. So just laugh, like I did.
(http://cdn77.netrider.net.au/attachments/twerking-dog-gif-gif.24993/)
This twerking thing has gotten way out of hand. ::hysterical::
-
A new variation on an old favorite:
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)
-
"Twerk" A redneck word meaning to return to one's task. For example
Hey, the boss is lookin', I got to git back twerk!
-
A new variation on an old favorite:
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)
OMG that is high-larious!
::hysterical::
-
"Twerk" A redneck word meaning to return to one's task. For example
Hey, the boss is lookin', I got to git back twerk!
Heh!
-
http://news.yahoo.com/mannequin-obama-mask-hung-missouri-bridge-195955446.html;_ylt=AwrBJR842IxTuUcAeb_QtDMD (http://news.yahoo.com/mannequin-obama-mask-hung-missouri-bridge-195955446.html;_ylt=AwrBJR842IxTuUcAeb_QtDMD)
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)
Yeah, that's what pea-brains will say...but it is funny because it is not without merit for what SCoaMF hath wrought upon America, and certain it wasn't denounced in LibiotLand when Bush was hung and set on fire in effigy, so the precedent is established it is A-OK, so cry raaaaacisss all you want Libiots, people are tone-deaf to your BS!
-
The Obama workout video, the definitive edit. ::hysterical::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xKlfJ4i4o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xKlfJ4i4o#)
Remember boys and girls. Have a sunshine day while your out there Ho ca sha ka-ing. ::cool::
-
So, what's he using for the "lunge/curls", 12-lb weights? I'm curling that weight for biceps after six sets of chest presses.
Wussy. With a P.
-
What else would we expect from a sissy?
Prez Zero, what a hero!
/
::hysterical::
-
What else would we expect from a sissy?
Prez Zero, what a hero!
/
::hysterical::
What are you guys trying to say? He's not a manly man? ::unknowncomic::
I would say revoke his man card, but I doubt he had one to begin with.
-
What else would we expect from a sissy?
Prez Zero, what a hero!
/
::hysterical::
What are you guys trying to say? He's not a manly man? ::unknowncomic::
I would say revoke his man card, but I doubt he had one to begin with.
Probably lost it decades ago...in Hawaii...maybe his old dealer from those days that recently croaked took it after he donkey-punched him?
::hysterical::
-
Nasty Pelousy schooled by youth!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-08/caught-tape-nancy-pelosi-squirms-teen-questions-her-nsa (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-08/caught-tape-nancy-pelosi-squirms-teen-questions-her-nsa)
Awesome. Don't know who's running against this wicked witch, but that clip alone would make a hell of a campaign ad!
-
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdbb8bed26cfb864632e86577aba6546/tumblr_n6wff4rRgj1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/88329512543/advanced-wussiness-case-closed (http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/88329512543/advanced-wussiness-case-closed)
-
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts! ::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
From a friend...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom_zpsea46f708.png)
::hysterical::
-
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts! ::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Are ya sure your shoes weren't affected too? 'Cause otherwise you got a whole outfit there. ::bustamove::
-
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts! ::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Are ya sure your shoes weren't affected too? 'Cause otherwise you got a whole outfit there. ::bustamove::
Dang..."missed it by that much"! ;D
-
I wonder if there's a link between diarrhea and 23 push-pops?
-
Heh. Could be G! At least he kept it off his pillow! ::laughonfloor::
There is more...work interrupted with, well, work...yesterday...
The full note -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom_zpsea46f708.png)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom2_zps7801314c.png)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom3_zps192396cb.png)
Ahh, trundled off to summer camp...a blend of horrific and hilarious memories!
Might need to get them boys some beans first!
Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs#)
-
Greenpeace loses $5 million in donations!!!
http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/16/greenpeace-gambles-away-5-million-in-donations-on-currency-speculation/ (http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/16/greenpeace-gambles-away-5-million-in-donations-on-currency-speculation/)
How did they lose it? Speculating on the Euro! Got to love it! Couldn't have happened to better folks ha ha! Greedy bastards lose for once, Karma is a bi***! No wonder why they hate capitalism!
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha.jpg)
That is a hoot!
And of all things...currency speculation, what a bunch of morons! That is PuppetMaster turf, all the central bankers play there, and if you are not in the club you get clubbed!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/Failed.jpg)
-
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/148f3a8.jpg)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
Hot damn, now that is too accurate not to be hilarious!!!
-
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/148f3a8.jpg)
Stolen - made into 8X10 glossy for display at the mens club.
-
**Trigger Warning**
A take off of Brett Favre's sexting pic/Thad Cochran endorsement (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=240384)
Consider yourself warned if you click on it. I mean it, now.
::hysterical::
-
Heh, funny!
Yeah...
I saw a pic of him at some event pimping for that schmuck...
Must be some nasty crap in that Mississippi swamp water, cause if Favre thinks Thad is conservative, well...the dumbsh*t just threw another INT for a pick-6!
Dumbass!
::mooning::
-
What happens when exchange student, Long Duk Dong spends a semester in Germany?
He goes out partying, ties one on, and wakes up in a... (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany)
No more yankie my wankie, the donger need food! ::hysterical::
-
Hey, it surprised me...when I saw the headline "giant vagina" I was a bit surprised we weren't talking about John Boehner!!!
-
On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.
According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".
Can someone explain to me how a large vagina signifies "the gateway to the world"?
-
On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.
According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".
Can someone explain to me how a large vagina signifies "the gateway to the world"?
Isn't that how we all arrive here?
-
The question needs to be asked: Did he wear a condom?
-
Photo Contest!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/isthathalal_zps490257a4.jpg)
"Is that Halal?"
H/T - BigFurHat @ IOTW
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=241028 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=241028)
-
Hey, thanks for setting this up just so I can have something to lean my loafin' @ss on.
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39)
No comment.
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39)
No comment.
What an opportune moment to have rolled a grenade in .
-
Another blown opportunity...
-
A few more gallons of ball park soda pop will calm the rug rat down (http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/25/young-marlins-fan-turns-into-a-maniac-on-the-jumbotron-video/)
::hysterical::
-
That is just disgusting.
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
Count me in that club!
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.
I've never felt red screams "look at me" but yellow and lime green definitely do.
-
That is just disgusting.
Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.
I've never felt red screams "look at me" but yellow and lime green definitely do.
Yesterday must have been my lucky day. Came out of a restaurant, car on left side 'lime green' and yep yellow on other.
lime green driven by female with more tattoos than the bimbo on 'American Pickers' so I really don't know how I didn't puke right in the parking lot. Been a great trip so far, road construction everywhere -- more orange cones and barrels than you can believe, and traffic. One backup south bound [luckily] was 30 miles long. Don't have a clue what roads to take home !!!!!!!
-
How to piss off a frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHmO5JPY-rA#)
I think that also happens if you tease mooch like that, also. ::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
Reminds me of this...
Stray Cat Attacks Woman in The Snow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDPm_t1jFS0#)
::laughonfloor::
-
And more with cats...
I don't think you'll ever see a dog try this...
Now Who's The Scaredy Cat? | Alligator vs. Housecat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0#ws)
Even dogs know to pay the proper respect to apex predators...
You Shall Not Pass, Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs#ws)
;D
-
"I'm not coming up there to get you. You're going to have to learn to walk past the cat".
Yeah, and about half the time, the little pissers swatted at the dogs on their ways past.
-
Game of Thrones, if it had come out in the 80s that is.
Game of Thrones - VHS Intro (UPDATED music) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI#ws)
-
Add in Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream, and it's nailed, complete with VHS tracking lines. ::hysterical::
-
Seriously, I would watch the hell out of any TV show with that soundtrack.
-
(http://www.thelookingspoon.com/images/blog/2014/redneck_surfing.gif)
http://www.thelookingspoon.com/smackdown-liberals/5553-the-only-thing-i-can-think-of-to-describe-this-is-redneck-surfing.html (http://www.thelookingspoon.com/smackdown-liberals/5553-the-only-thing-i-can-think-of-to-describe-this-is-redneck-surfing.html)
::rolllaughing::
-
Just before the pic was taken someone overheard him saying "That you, Michelle?" followed by ear-flapping giggles...
http://weaselzippers.us/192676-pic-of-the-day-obama-fist-bumping-gorilla-statues-for-some-unknown-reason/ (http://weaselzippers.us/192676-pic-of-the-day-obama-fist-bumping-gorilla-statues-for-some-unknown-reason/)
-
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/07/20140709_perry_0.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-09/caption-contest-do-i-look-im-happy-see-you-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-09/caption-contest-do-i-look-im-happy-see-you-edition)
Caption comment by "mjcOH1" nails it!
O: Hey, Chris! Thanks for stumping for me in 2012. How's life after Jersey Shore.
P: It's Rick. And you're in Texas, Hadji.
O: Yeah yeah.
::laughonfloor::
-
How many ways can you say "BJ?" Lewinsky? Clinton? I'm sure you have your own euphemisms. But leave it to an ex-American President from a bygone era to take the act to a level of poetry never seen.
"'Jerry — you recall Jerry...— came in while I was pondering your notes in glad reflection, and we talked about it...He told me to say that you are the best and darlingest in the world, and if he could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love’s surpassing embrace.'"
Ancient US Presidential Sex Scandal Revealed (http://www.businessinsider.com/warren-harding-presidential-sex-scandal-2014-7)
Climbing Mount Jerry... ::pimp::
-
Yeah, I caught that yesterday...kinda creepy...
But now days we have pro athletes who are a bunch of Jerry's referring to their entirety in the third person!!!
Yes, we continue to slide...
::unknowncomic::
-
Oohhh... ::puke::
While the world burns...
I bet Lurch's Joan Baez crooning is excruciating!!!
::speechless:: ::exitstageleft::
::hysterical::
-
Ann B compares the left to the Xenomorphs in Aliens[/quote]
With bonus snark:
(http://www.barnhardt.biz/2014/07/13/wild-turkey-and-sprite/)Snarky deep thought for the day: If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for one night. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Of course I say we withdraw and nuke the whole thing from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Let. It. Burn.
-
Heh, that's some good stuff right there!
-
Yeah, sure...
(https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/aWYpXrVRH1tYMPGqEAmNFg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTU0MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz05NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/gma/HT_jack_mcguirehalibut_record__blur_w_jt_140713_16x9_992.jpg)
https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/see-nearly-500-pound-halibut-caught-alaska-012300592--abc-news-topstories.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/see-nearly-500-pound-halibut-caught-alaska-012300592--abc-news-topstories.html)
...looks rubber to me! :D
But I posted it any way...just for the halibut, you might say! ::hysterical::
-
A whale of a post
[couldn't help myself]
-
You didn't flounder that post! ;D
-
Llibertas - hope it didn't make you crabby ::unknowncomic:: ::hysterical:: ::exitstageleft::
-
Cod no, this old squid still has a backbone...I just lose my ink once in a while... ;D
-
While perched above I wondered what was coming up from the depths, it sure wasn't a mermaid.
-
Egads, the beast rose from the depths and saw your Kraken?! ::exitstageleft::
::hysterical::
-
Check this out...
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/Screen-shot-2014-07-15-at-12.31.39-PM-550x312.png)
http://weaselzippers.us/193274-pic-of-the-day-obama-still-a-clown/ (http://weaselzippers.us/193274-pic-of-the-day-obama-still-a-clown/)
Reggie is giving him the finger, Reggie said he made that same face after the Dolphins paid him an amorous visit while vacationing in Hawaii recently...
::hysterical::
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america)
-
From Kevin Baker ... (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2014/07/quote-of-day-transformers-edition.html#disqus_thread)
Saw this one on Facebook. It even got a laugh out of my wife, so I thought I'd pass it on:
My wife asked me why I carry a gun everywhere, even inside the house.
I answered, "Decepticons."
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america)
Those are good!
-
From Kevin Baker ... (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2014/07/quote-of-day-transformers-edition.html#disqus_thread)
Saw this one on Facebook. It even got a laugh out of my wife, so I thought I'd pass it on:
My wife asked me why I carry a gun everywhere, even inside the house.
I answered, "Decepticons."
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Heh!
Decepticons...
::thinking::
Deceptive progs pretending to be conservatives?
We should refer to the E-GOP/Ruling Class Pubbies as DecptiCons!
-
XM Radio talker, Mike Church, calls 'em that.
-
XM Radio talker, Mike Church, calls 'em that.
This must be the guy... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Church
Not familiar with him, but hey, perhaps a "great minds" thing at work. ::thumbsup::
-
Yep, that be the guy.
-
I listen every morning coming to work.
-
Maybe I should look into that satellite thingy...morning crap around here blows! Rock station shock jocks giggling about poop and butts and barfing after a hard night boozing or boring talk show clowns nobody knows or cares to know about...
Wait, isn't satellite radio a single evil conglomerate now? Sirius/XM/whatever? Are they evil? Do they support progs?
-
I haven't listened to morning radio since about 1990 or so. Is KQ still playing the same 5 songs, over and over?
-
I dunno. Is that little mealy-mouthed libiot schmuck Gelfand still on there? I haven't caught that show in eons...the old Passolt parody of Coach Burns was good, that's all I remember...I bet they still giggle about butts and poop though...
-
Maybe I should look into that satellite thingy...morning crap around here blows! Rock station shock jocks giggling about poop and butts and barfing after a hard night boozing or boring talk show clowns nobody knows or cares to know about...
Wait, isn't satellite radio a single evil conglomerate now? Sirius/XM/whatever? Are they evil? Do they support progs?
Yes, yes, I have no idea, ditto.
-
I had XM years ago. Was a pain in the butt to cancel, harder than even Comcast. They ended up charging me a month past the time I started trying to cancel. I said reverse it or I'll never be back. They didn't and I never did, nor would ever want to.
Not when I can now plug in my phone, and drive down the road and listen to any radio station in the world.
-
I haven't listened to morning radio since about 1990 or so. Is KQ still playing the same 5 songs, over and over?
Too bad you don't live in the south. We have Walton & Johnson.
http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/ (http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/)
-
Via Barnhadrt.biz
the Rules of Sewage (http://davidhuntpe.wordpress.com/2013/12/08/the-rules-of-sewage/)
-
From Cliff Asness' list, a commenter added one that is pretty good:
For the children -- A stubborn and enduring belief in the Free Lunch.
-
Via Barnhadrt.biz
the Rules of Sewage (http://davidhuntpe.wordpress.com/2013/12/08/the-rules-of-sewage/)
Hey, that's actually not too bad.
And America has been pumped full of sewage for what...how many decades now?
At some point the stench will become inescapable even for the most dense and glandularly challenged...but by then its too late, the sewage is winning...nothing left to do but, ahh...burn it all.
-
Heh!
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/07/23/kerry-defies-faa-ban-flies-into-tel-aviv/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/07/23/kerry-defies-faa-ban-flies-into-tel-aviv/)
I bet the Egyptians discovered that massive lump of lead in his ass!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
::realitycheck:: I hope the guards washed their hands after touching that slimy bunch.
-
They would have been wise to have donned hazmat gear!
-
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/07/20140723_darth_0.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-23/you-know-its-bad-when (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-23/you-know-its-bad-when)
::hysterical::
-
(http://www.ohmz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120128-005608.jpg)
and
(http://www.ohmz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/KayleeP13.jpg)
The latter is for sale for $10 here (http://manlyart.bigcartel.com/product/shiny-pin-up-kaylee-from-firefly)
and yes, its exactly what my garage/shop needs in it.
-
I like it, Weisshaupt.
I found one I like, too ...
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/09fa7dcf8a6ff4367db61ac7d9d1c7a9/tumblr_n93a6dW6Ss1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
-
I like it, Weisshaupt.
I found one I like, too ...
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/09fa7dcf8a6ff4367db61ac7d9d1c7a9/tumblr_n93a6dW6Ss1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
So many people, so little time.
-
Hate clowns.
-
No explanation needed. ::thumbsup::
Bob Hope, Zombies and Democrats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fv5I2rmtuU#)
::hysterical::
::cool::
::USA::
-
Wonder Woman when she first wakes up.
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/3/30859/600977-mere_mortal.jpg)
I think what makes me smile most is the idea that even perfect fictional super hero women have bad hair days and body issues.
-
H/T: Small Dead Animals
It would seem that in their haste to kick each other's ass, these two dogs forgot all about that whole X dimension.
If That Fence Wasn't There I Would Tear You Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16soYEhVYw#)
-
H/T: Small Dead Animals
It would seem that in their haste to kick each other's ass, these two dogs forgot all about that whole X dimension.
If That Fence Wasn't There I Would Tear You Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16soYEhVYw#)
That has to be one of the best yet!!
-
I think those two are Democrats! ::hysterical::
Oh,and speaking of the walking dead...people still talking like this idiot -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/michelle-antoinette.jpg)
- is POTUS material! Well, now that its nominal mate lowered the standard so damned far, sure, any scumbag is that kind of material!
But seriously, beyond the facts that she is a complete zero, do people really think America has the stomach for another Obama dipsh*t?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/F-obama.jpg)
This dude needs to add an " 's! " to his yard art!
-
(http://adaptivecurmudgeon.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/senator-robert-byrd.jpeg?w=640)
A piglet named Tilly
There is your teaser.
Now go get caught up on the Curmudgeon Pig Saga if you aren't already.
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/pivot-to-bacon/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/pivot-to-bacon/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/makin-bacon-part-1-the-pusher/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/makin-bacon-part-1-the-pusher/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/makin-bacon-part-2/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/makin-bacon-part-2/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/21/makin-bacon-part-3-livestock-on-social-media/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/21/makin-bacon-part-3-livestock-on-social-media/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/makin-bacon-part-4-wrath-of-the-lightbulb-locusts/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/makin-bacon-part-4-wrath-of-the-lightbulb-locusts/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/23/makin-bacon-part-5-gates-delayed/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/23/makin-bacon-part-5-gates-delayed/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/makin-bacon-part-6-ego-gates/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/makin-bacon-part-6-ego-gates/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/makin-bacon-part-7-fence-lessons/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/makin-bacon-part-7-fence-lessons/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/makin-bacon-part-7-politicans-and-marines/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/makin-bacon-part-7-politicans-and-marines/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/28/makin-bacon-part-9-how-im-like-john-travolta/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/28/makin-bacon-part-9-how-im-like-john-travolta/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/29/makin-bacon-part-10-my-names-are-vetoed/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/29/makin-bacon-part-10-my-names-are-vetoed/) (Dupe fixed)
Why are there two part 7 URLs? Well you gotta do what you gotta do. I just hope the weather holds.
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
Oh sure. Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha. Men. ::)
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
Oh sure. Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha. Men. ::)
Been subscribed for a long, long time. I usually just read it in my email and don't visit his site direct...
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
Oh sure. Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha. Men. ::)
According to my wife, the 'y' chromosome makes us lazier. I would say smarter, but she'd never buy it.
-
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.
Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
Oh sure. Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha. Men. ::)
According to my wife, the 'y' chromosome makes us lazier. I would say smarter, but she'd never buy it.
Try "more efficient"...it might work...
-
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/r-JOHN-BOEHNER-CRIES-NASA-large570-550x229.jpg)
http://weaselzippers.us/194963-shocker-boehner-cries-during-cantors-farewell-speech/ (http://weaselzippers.us/194963-shocker-boehner-cries-during-cantors-farewell-speech/)
What a wuss!
Anyway, I can't wait to make them all cry!
::whoohoo::
-
Aw, fer crissake. The Crying Orange strikes again.
-
I bet Das Kapital gift shop has Crying Orange bobbleheads for sale...
-
File under "the more things change"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xUFXc5lIlHs/U94zuEQSk1I/AAAAAAAAb4o/Z9WYvDGO6BM/s1600/cicerobeetlebailey.jpg)
-
The Founders offered much the same advice...
Nobody listens to history any longer...latter day folk all think they are brilliant and have all the answers and its just rainbows and skittles from here to eternity....
::realitycheck::
-
(https://o.twimg.com/2/proxy.jpg?t=HBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2U5ajJ0ai5qcGcUsAkUsAkAFgASAA&s=pUbHH_7ruuzjc7rzw0K0yanB98e_mUToDslYvEMSbUc)
::upsidedownflag::
-
::puke::
How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?
::whatgives::
-
::puke::
How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?
::whatgives::
Why not just slap the crap out of hi/her and take the bike and his lunch money? ::saywhat::
-
Via Adaptive Curmudgeon...who claims he has been to this meeting multiple times. I know I have
The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg#ws)
-
OK, now fess up...how many in the position of the "expert" have dream sequences during the meeting where they pummel every last one of these morons?
;D
-
OK, now I don't like Vlad, I son't like is ilk of totalitarian Russian...
Having said that this shyt is hilarious!!!
(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xobama-banana-russia.png.pagespeed.ic.VMId3zF9i-.jpg)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/)
This has never been done to any US President, not even Clinton...it takes a special kind of loser to be so openly mocked!
It is a funny yet embarassing thing, ain't it? And tragic in that he makes us ALL less safe!!! ::outrage::
-
I wonder why a banana? Could it be racist? ::danceban::
-
I thought maybe they were being polite...it really could have been worse...as I am sure Obama himself has done worse...
-
Heh, check this out!
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/alexspurr.jpg)
+
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/googlecarcamera.jpg)
=
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/googlecarbehind1.jpg)
&
Citation!
::hysterical::
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345)
-
I wonder why a banana? Could it be racist? ::danceban::
I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.
-
Heh, check this out!
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/alexspurr.jpg)
+
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/googlecarcamera.jpg)
=
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/googlecarbehind1.jpg)
&
Citation!
::hysterical::
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345)
The Google driver, Case recalled, “basically said he was sorry and that he was gonna lose his job.” Spurr, who did not appear injured in the crash, climbed atop his vehicle after the accident and tinkered with the high tech camera equipment mounted on the roof. Both men were traveling alone in their respective cars.
After the crash, Case sought treatment at a hospital emergency room, where he received a cat scan and X-rays. Case said that he suffered bruised ribs and whiplash in the crash and was outfitted with a neck brace at the hospital.
Case said that he expects to miss upwards of three weeks of work and is planning legal action over the accident.
Mr. Case just hit the lottery.
-
I wonder why a banana? Could it be racist? ::danceban::
I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.
I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana
-
I wonder why a banana? Could it be racist? ::danceban::
I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.
I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana
I did too...but that's racist......lololol
-
Yeah? But this isn't, right?
(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bushmonkeycollegeart.jpg?w=450)
-
That ape is white...so the ape must be the racist, right? I mean that is how libtards spew it....
And we haven't even gone to the snuff films etc that targeted Bush...yeah, nothing says good humor and entertainment than snuffing whitey...
And that ain't racist...because it is actually beyond it and into genocide...
-
A little farm humor, for you city slickers
I went out and bought several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
I kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Following those roosters around used up precious time so I formulated a plan. I bought some tiny bells and attached them to the roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so I could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now I could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
My favorite rooster, old Barack, was a very fine specimen, but one morning I noticed old Barack's bell hadn't rung at all!
When I went to investigate, I saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To my amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
I was so proud of old Barack that I entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Barack the “No Bell Piece Prize” but they also awarded him the 'Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Barack was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and hosing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
(http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/farmer.gif)
-
Good one. ::thumbsup::
-
Yes! Good one, 'Hawk.
-
Funny Hawk.....But I bet little barack chased more than the pullets. ::danceban::
-
Found this at the People's Cube. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so true.
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Irony_300.jpg)
-
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/SiliConMan_300.jpg)
-
People's Cube on a roll.
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/GM_Obama_Biden_Facepalm.png)
-
People's Cube on a roll.
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/GM_Obama_Biden_Facepalm.png)
Now that thar is funny.
-
People's Cube can really bring it.
::thumbsup::
-
Beats the hell out of Obama!
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)
ETA - And in another political story...
http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)
...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...
...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?! ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/TERRIBLEMOMENTS.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=247558 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=247558)
Oops!
And we all pay the price!
::cussing:: whore!!!
::pullhair::
-
Beats the hell out of Obama!
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)
ETA - And in another political story...
http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)
...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...
...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?! ::laughonfloor::
As dozens of liberals swim in the waters. The stench was too much for those poor fish.
-
Beats the hell out of Obama!
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)
ETA - And in another political story...
http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)
...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...
...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?! ::laughonfloor::
As dozens of liberals swim in the waters. The stench was too much for those poor fish.
Even a Great White would turn tail! ::exitstageleft:: ::hysterical::
-
Vertical Limit Guide to Climbing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtg7raPDYo#ws)
Cliffhanger Guide to Climbing Gear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seluTSIqoQ4#ws)
-
Vault Scarecrow - Full Length (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE#)
via IMAO.us
-
Oh man, Trap will love that one?!
::hysterical::
You building one like this Weisshaupt?
;D
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fooledya.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=248736 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=248736)
From the comments..."...coin slot girls."
::hysterical::
-
She can clear my clogged drain, any day. And maybe even fix up the old Norge refrigerator, in my garage.
::thumbsup::
-
She can clear my clogged drain, any day. And maybe even fix up the old Norge refrigerator, in my garage.
::thumbsup::
I'd settle for makin' me a sammich and bring me a brew. ::danceban::
-
Heh!
-
Easy boys!! You have socks older than her. ::saywhat::
-
H/T: Western Rifle Shooters
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/internet-troll-20110516-102141.jpg)
-
Reminds me off clowns like (name redacted/Beatlejuice Rule) at Power line.
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1252/8485/original.jpg?w=600&h)
::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
...a bit of shrinkage on nothing is... ::thinking::
-
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10635966_681040868648768_4938095517756701907_n.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=249789 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=249789)
::hysterical::
-
And who doesn't like some radioactive humor?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/
-
A few postcards from Mecca:
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/zoomie_mucca-lol-2.png)
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/zoomie_mucca-lol-1.png)
-
::whoohoo:: ::newyear:: ::bustamove::
-
via IMAO
Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUb6LngRZ-8#ws)
An apologies to Apple users. ( Not really. Whats wrong with you - using a device marketed to morons?)
-
Heh, good rant.
And more crApple news! iCloud nude pics of Hollyweirdos!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740034/Kirsten-Dunst-leads-criticism-company-actively-investigates-claims-hundreds-stars-nude-images-stolen-iCloud.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740034/Kirsten-Dunst-leads-criticism-company-actively-investigates-claims-hundreds-stars-nude-images-stolen-iCloud.html)
Bwuuhaahaaa! I'd take thier privacy concerns seriously if they ever gave a sh*t about ours!!!
::mooning::
-
Amusing vid, W.; thanks.
-
So, you're taking nekked pics of yourself, sending them to the cloud and get upset because others are staring at them?
Notice to the narcissists....... May I ask WHY you post nekked pics? May I ask WHO is allowed to stare at your nekked pics? May I ask why there are so many starlets posting nekked pics? And while I'm at it, isn't this a form of art which needs to be shared with the world, especially since they are posted? Are you upset you were mot PAID for the pics?
And.....I'm pretty sure I've seen some of your breasts in the movies.
-
So, you're taking nekked pics of yourself, sending them to the cloud and get upset because others are staring at them?
Notice to the narcissists....... May I ask WHY you post nekked pics? May I ask WHO is allowed to stare at your nekked pics? May I ask why there are so many starlets posting nekked pics? And while I'm at it, isn't this a form of art which needs to be shared with the world, especially since they are posted? Are you upset you were mot PAID for the pics?
And.....I'm pretty sure I've seen some of your breasts in the movies.
Must be it, after all their sense that they are in the elite club whose privacy matters more than the commoner certainly can't be a motivation from such an enlightened and democratic bunch, eh?
(Yes, if I were a cat I'd be playing with my food...and enjoying every second of it! Seeing these morons piss and moan is hilarious.)
-
Moochelle can't find mouth with a little carrot...
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/oops-michelle-obama-cant-find-her-mouth-with-a-carrot-in-funny-or-die-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/oops-michelle-obama-cant-find-her-mouth-with-a-carrot-in-funny-or-die-video/)
...Barrack has a similar problem...
::rimshot::
::hysterical::
-
A target that big and she misses it.
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-05-at-11-43-05-am.png)
-
If you haven't already seen it, funniest prank since that one with the fake elevator...
Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4#ws)
-
If you haven't already seen it, funniest prank since that one with the fake elevator...
Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4#ws)
I find that funny, but I'm surprised not a one had concealed carried and emptied a mag on the poor dog.
-
It was in Poland, so doubtful anyone but criminals were packing (isn't that how gun laws always work?). But it does seem dangerous for the little dog, because somebody could have freaked out and kicked it or something. Also seems like it could have easily caused an older person to have a heart attack.
It is funny though.
-
So far no fatalities during zombie pub crawls either...
I think I am disappointed a little bit... ;D
-
Well trained dog. Barking would have ruined the effect.
-
A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”
The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”
The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”
“Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.
“What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”
“No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”
“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”
::thumbsup::
-
heh.
but the progs would still say the Jew started it. ::pullhair::
Just shoot! ::rockets::
-
A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”
The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”
The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”
“Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.
“What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”
“No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”
“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”
::thumbsup::
That'd be funny if it weren't so true.
-
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ELe4mAbpOFg/VA7XWADDS4I/AAAAAAAAcA4/b24xVxYZ6p0/s1600/kidsguns.jpg)
-
Heh, guaranteed to send libiot heads a poppin', a bona fide two-fer! ::bustamove::
-
(http://www.louisianasportsman.com/forum/pics/p1410368370968587.jpg)
-
::facepalm::
That's just...it's...I mean really, that is just, so...
::unknowncomic::
-
That course has an impressive water hazard.
-
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/koran+wipes+.+obviously+not+mine+but+funny_755a2c_4142013.png)
-
Heh! ::thumbsup::
So stealin' that!
-
PolySciTard study - Conservatives and liberals smell different...
http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/268219/speedreads-study-conservatives-and-liberals-smell-different (http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/268219/speedreads-study-conservatives-and-liberals-smell-different)
Well, duh! Lefties descend from skanky early 20th century progressives, who went on the spawn FDR progressives, who then spawned a bunch of stinking hippies, who then spawned a new generation of libiots, etc...
Lefties stink!!! What a newsflash! ::hysterical::
-
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102009068 (http://www.cnbc.com/id/102009068)
10% of Americans go to work stoned...
What they don't tell you -
1) 100% of them are Democrats!
2) Most of those meeting the "work" standard are employed by government!
-
Richard Pryor, 1st black President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cdbByTeNE#)
-
This is karma!
White Dykes in Ohio suing a Chicago Sperm Bank for screwing up their order for white sperm and instead got black sperm and now she is 5 months pregnant and suing...
http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/ (http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/)
See, now if you bred the way God and nature intended, honey! Well, if you stay sober that is more likely.
Silly Dyke, breeding is for normals!
I wonder who the donor is?
-
This is karma!
White Dykes in Ohio suing a Chicago Sperm Bank for screwing up their order for white sperm and instead got black sperm and now she is 5 months pregnant and suing...
http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/ (http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/)
See, now if you bred the way God and nature intended, honey! Well, if you stay sober that is more likely.
Silly Dyke, breeding is for normals!
I wonder who the donor is?
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lootie.jpg)
(http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01race/Lootie/looter_to_man.jpg)
(http://s12.postimage.org/45welokrx/a_lootie_2.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/6g5z.jpg)
-
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
I just knew I was going to like a response!!!
::thumbsup::
-
@WZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4libw-PhPZ8#ws)
::hysterical::
::thinking::
::bus::
::upsidedownflag::
-
Obie Gonnie? ::laughonfloor::
-
WTF is that? Ebonical for "blunt roller"?
::laughonfloor::
-
Darth Soros: Your Poli Sci Professor, Obie Gynie, once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Battle/lightsaber-battle.gif)
-
Too fat to fry!
http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/article_e603e0bb-9ade-5a52-afbb-3c23b6463b92.html (http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/article_e603e0bb-9ade-5a52-afbb-3c23b6463b92.html)
Idiots! You ever put too much high-fat burgers on a grill and get a nice grease fire going? Same deal... One would think an 800lb body might contain about 600-700 lbs of fat...
::facepalm::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)
Jeez Hawk......I almost reported this to a mod....Frickin nitemares tonite.
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)
Your Halloween decoration?
-
WYTF not even a warning. Sick sh*t!!
-
That's some scary sh*t!
-
I think I'll get one of those laser projectors, and project that on my garage door this Halloween.
-
You don't want anybody coming by, do ya?! ::hysterical::
-
Hey? What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/)
Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://i0.wp.com/3.bp.blogspot.com/-7BTnRqeqVxo/Usw2ugazZ8I/AAAAAAAA2Vw/Up68eQgj6Aw/s320/mother_nature_denies_global_warming.jpg)
-
Hey? What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/)
Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
No one said libtards could do math.
130 Watts. Heh. A modern panel that size would be 240 watts. So to keep that thing running without draining the battery you would need 8 of those panels and a nice sunny day. I won't even get into the Battery math.
Frigging morons.
-
It's particularly amusing because the operator isn't (completely) stupid. He knows the power requirements - he's just to er, unambitious to adequately plan out his demo unit.
Lazy libs!
-
They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.
-
Why let them in public?
-
I like the way you think Rusty! ::thumbsup::
-
They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.
Hey, JF? Look at this!
http://news.yahoo.com/california-police-field-reports-creepy-clowns-211829738.html (http://news.yahoo.com/california-police-field-reports-creepy-clowns-211829738.html)
Libiots? ::hysterical::
The one with a gun must be pro...
-
And this...
Barbara Streisand’s stepson, Jess Brolin, is homeless. He dumpster dives to survive. And he looks like he might be the most successful dumpster diver who ever lived.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=255575 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=255575)
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/people2.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.
He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”
I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign.
-
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.
He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”
I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign.
Heh. E-GOPers have it bred into them that ridicule is something they must endure and never use against DemoProgs...against Conservatives, Libertarians and Tea Party folks, sure, but nobody else...
-
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000)
::thumbsup::
-
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000)
::thumbsup::
::whoohoo::
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tumblr_nb399t4cpv1teor3ho1_1280.jpg)
-
Oh man, what a fantastic find! Gotta get a fathead made of this and cover a whole wall!
-
Little Minion Boy, I'm Okay! - Best Halloween Costume Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIgpNJIXh-8#ws)
-
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all...
I feel bad laughing, but... ::hysterical::
-
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all...
I feel bad laughing, but... ::hysterical::
I don't. He's OK. ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://i62.tinypic.com/mt562p.jpg)
-
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...? :D
-
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...? :D
I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.
-
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...? :D
I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.
Buy new, slightly used just will not do! :D
-
Monica Lewinsky...
(http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2374162/pitpuke.0.gif)
From clueless victim to clueless slut...
I reckon it was a short walk to make...
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/monica-lewinsky-drudge-ruined-my-life (http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/monica-lewinsky-drudge-ruined-my-life)
Drudge didn't ruin your life you silly ignorant twit, a perverted old bastard ruined your life and you were only too eager to let him do it! Stupid little girl.
And anybody who quotes Oscar Wilde to pimp for sympathy is truly a f**ked up moron. "Oh, look at me, some mean reporter ruined my life just because I blew a guy!"
Yeah, blowing POTUS...a married POTUS and a scumbag to be sure, but, seriously you idiot, what the heck were you thinking?
Maybe she's trolling for a movie deal...
"The Big Lewinsky"
::facepalm::
Just go away idiot!
::asskicking::
-
Leaving it all on the field. ::thumbsup::
-
Leaving it all on the field. ::thumbsup::
Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.
-
Leaving it all on the field. ::thumbsup::
Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.
::laughonfloor::
-
You can't rape the willing. ::curtsy4::
-
You can't rape the willing. ::curtsy4::
Statutorially speaking...
Slick Willie knew that too...
OMG! Did you just call her a slut?!
Well, if the shoe fits...
-
Gross out warning. (so don't say you weren't warned) I keep waiting for the Drudge headline about video prankster shot to death by concealed handgun owner. It will happen and it will happen to the sort of people who do stuff like this. Is it funny. Yeah, sure it's funny. It's hilarious until someone empties their handgun into the chainsaw wielding faux maniac. "Oops, sorry...didn't realize you were pranking me. Is this some of your brain?"
Chainsaw Massacre Prank! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg#ws)
-
You ain't kiddin Trap. I wonder how that would play out? How could you blame someone for defensive use of a firearm under a circumstance like that?
-
Same for idiots who like to try to act like a real zombie out in public...
Oops, not real, well you really fooled me! How could anyone convict?
-
And this...
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/22/emergency-agencies-practice-response-to-nuclear-explosion-in-times-square/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/22/emergency-agencies-practice-response-to-nuclear-explosion-in-times-square/)
OK, serious topic, but really...their procedures are, well, kinda stupid! I think subway and cell service in such a scenario is the least of your worries! :o
But the funny part is in the comments -
NH45guy • an hour ago
How would this be a disaster?
Reply
Haaywood Jablomie> NH45guy • 29 minutes ago
Because the ragheads picked NY instead of DC.
::hysterical::
-
Practice drills and contingency plans are good. But idiotic knee-jerk responses are mock-worthy.
My new job has taken me off the road and plunked down in the middle of cubicle land in a dreary and depressing office building. They recently announced that they were going to have an earthquake drill. I've often wondered what's the point of pre-announcing an emergency drill when the whole point of the drill is to measure response to a spontaneous event (but there you go).
So they say "The drill will commence at 09:00 and we want you to all duck and cover under your desks.
Now a thing you need to know if you've been fortunate enough to have avoided Cubicleland is that there are no desks in Cubicleland. Instead they have these modular connecting wall units and shelves that bolt to the walls. So you don't have a desk - you have a shelf. A shelf with a ton of crap sitting on it.
If the ground starts shaking I'll be damned if I'm going get squashed by collapsing office furniture.
My response to the drill? At 08:55 I grabbed up my gear and left.
-
Yeah, we have that stupidity too, but for fire drills...like in a real fire everybody will go down the stairs in an order and proficient manner... :o
And in case of a tornado, well, we are supposed to pile onto one hallway on one side of the building because somebody thinks that's just the spot to be safe in...
::)
I'll go where the herd isn't and use my best judgement, thanks.
-
Yeah, we have that stupidity too, but for fire drills...like in a real fire everybody will go down the stairs in an order and proficient manner... :o
And in case of a tornado, well, we are supposed to pile onto one hallway on one side of the building because somebody thinks that's just the spot to be safe in...
::)
I'll go where the herd isn't and use my best judgement, thanks.
In any dangerous scenario, avoiding crowds is almost always going to be your best SOP.
-
Heh. Chicago Walmart?! ::hysterical::
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/102014-getshot.jpg)
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256764 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256764)
Wait, didn't they ban guns? Can't those damn Chicago guns read?! ::laughonfloor::
And....
Some medical humor, renaming illness after Duh Wun who makes us all ill...
http://iotwreport.com/?p=257297 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=257297)
Comments funny too! "Enter-O Virus"! ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/INFECTIOUS.jpg)
-
Dear Moonbat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYI44RaoObw#)
-
Jihad Halloween
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Jihadi%20and%20Muslim/NukeMecca_zpsa058f329.jpg)
That would make a Happy Halloween!!! :D
-
Jihad Halloween
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)
# 2 Sold out? I guess I could buy #3 and alter it. I hate doing that but the wife is set on the Cleo.
-
Jihad Halloween
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)
# 2 Sold out? I guess I could buy #3 and alter it. I hate doing that but the wife is set on the Cleo.
Yeah, but #6 is new.
::hysterical::
You're kidding about the wife I hope! ;)
-
I don't like Jim Carrey. I know that you don't like him either. But I also don't like Matthew McConaughey since he came out of the closet as a 2nd Amendment hating idiot. So...this is pretty funny. A series of three SNL ads spliced together that mock the Matthew McConaughey Lincoln MKS promos. Enjoy.
SNL Jim Carrey - Lincoln Commercial (Matthew McConaughey Fun) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsYb1ftL14#ws)
-
OK, I heard this in the drive in today, it is funny...Carey might be a left-wing douchenozzle but he doesn't go out of his way to advertise the fact he is a douchenozzle and if he does nobody I know gives a crap (part of which may be because a) he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously b) he has a rep of being an over-acting clown and c) probably because a & b are so widely known, people don't see him as anything other than a comic)...and this is funny as heck.
I'm not sure Lincoln appreciates it, but, it's parody of McConaughey...that quip of stepping back was good, as is the Dazed & Confused interpretation of the Zen crap of the original commercial.
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1402/2013/original.jpg)
-
I'll have to keep an eye out for those kits.
Could keep the nooses off and the doors shut tight while we wait, maybe puts some swings on it and just call it a jungle gym for the kiddies...
:D
-
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f73bd2b691a04ac7db367d725512d5ce/tumblr_ne2poi8tzF1qz4s6ho1_1280.jpg)
http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
-
Heh!
From the same source, this is kinda neat.
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/592d41eaae9af5816a04941417333e1f/tumblr_n0c1vh5oJ21qc6c0go1_500.gif)
Ragnar returning home from raiding the silly English?
Oh, and imagine driving about the countryside...and then you come across this in the middle of nowhere...
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d2801cdfaebe6987ad42a89ac4147494/tumblr_mm1vhhj9gQ1qhr59ao1_500.jpg)
::thinking:: I wonder what happened here? Oh well, just heed the warning!
-
Spooning leads to forking. So please.... use condiments.
-
Spooning leads to forking. So please.... use condiments.
I admit. I spewed some coffee there. ::laughonfloor::
-
Heh, yeah...that generated a hearty snort! ::hysterical::
-
Jim Carrey...spoofing Matthew McConaughey ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eN9u5N2Q4#t=96 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eN9u5N2Q4#t=96)
-
As she has aged is seems like Ellen Degeneres has calmed down a bit on the in-your-face lesbianism, and is happy just being funny. I used to think she was one of the best back in the day, when stand-ups like her, Seinfeld, Leno, etc were in their heyday. Then she went all lesbo and became more of a lez icon than a funny lady. Now I think she's back to being a funny lady who happens to be a lesbo, instead of a lesbo who used to be a funny lady.
Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.
Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69chHMtrs4#ws)
-
I was reading an article about Soviet humor, and thought these were good. It's also a bit depressing because it shows how the USA was at one time almost universally seen as the antithesis of sovietism. Now some of these jokes are almost appropriate here.
Q: What's the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?
A: A capitalist fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was....". A Marxist fairy tale begins, "Some day, there will be...."
Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union, just like in the USA?
A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.
Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.
A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.
Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?
A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
-
Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.
I know who she is...but have never watched her. I don't watch much TV in general (watching the World Series right now)...but when I do...it's definitely not her. I peeked @ the youtube - about half-way through I thought "She got where she is because of her declared orientation."
-
Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.
I know who she is...but have never watched her. I don't watch much TV in general (watching the World Series right now)...but when I do...it's definitely not her. I peeked @ the youtube - about half-way through I thought "She got where she is because of her declared orientation."
She had a huge career in stand-up comedy for many years before she came out as a lezbo.
-
I guess it's a matter of personal preference or taste or something. Remember, I can't stand Carrey at all these days and I thought his was much better. Carrey's skit was more in the mocking/ridiculing vein of comedy.
Degeneres, for me, just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.
Plus, lesbian or not, I find women who wear pants suits exclusively to be kinda creepy. HRC comes to mind.
I do agree that the in-your-face lesbianism (or just about any political BS) detracts from the point of any form of entertainment. Taken to its extreme (Rosie O'Donnell's angry lesbianism, Roseanne Barr's horrid leftism, Janeane Garofalo's preachy/teachy crap and just about any musician's political musings during performance) it is ruinous to otherwise acceptable artists.
-
I was reading an article about Soviet humor, and thought these were good. It's also a bit depressing because it shows how the USA was at one time almost universally seen as the antithesis of sovietism. Now some of these jokes are almost appropriate here.
Q: What's the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?
A: A capitalist fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was....". A Marxist fairy tale begins, "Some day, there will be...."
Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union, just like in the USA?
A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.
Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.
A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.
Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?
A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
You are correct, these are starting to take on meaning again...
::facepalm::
PS - I agree with Trap, I think the Carey clip is funnier. Ellen comes off as an uptight urban hipster wannabe, which aside from being a dyke is actually even more offensive to me, somehow...it must be the phony thing coming through...
-
Oh, man! This is fricken hilarious!
(https://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/obama-mask-robbery-two.jpg)
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/29/police-seek-dunkin-robber-who-wore-obama-mask/ (http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/29/police-seek-dunkin-robber-who-wore-obama-mask/)
Obama robs Dunking Doughnuts!
PoPo - "Can you describe the robber?"
::hysterical::
-
Degeneres, for me, just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.
I "got" the humor in both the degenerate and the carrey skits, they're just not straight-up funny to me. And that's OK because I recognize that I'm not the target audience for them.
What I do find amusing comes from the "left eating its own" perspective. Lefties are notoriously thin-skinned. Leftie comedians especially so. They can dish it but they can't take it. Old school comedians knew this and weren't afraid to demonstrate it - look at any of the Dean Martin roasts of old.
The intolerance of the left has managed to effectively drive the right off the stage (at least for the moment). So what does that leave? It leaves only the left...holding the bag. What do you get when you have the left holding the bag? Chaos. The people tagged with "Responsible" people acting naturally irresponsibly.
What's a comedian's job? Their job is to mock. Who do they mock? Anyone who isn't a sacred cow. Who is a sacred cow? Anyone who isn't a Republican. What happens if you knock everyone off the stage except the sacred cows?
Hilarity doesn't ensue. What passes for humor these days isn't laugh-worthy. At best it elicits uncomfortable titters.
In this episode of Left Eats Left we find McConaughey in these "atmospheric" car commercials that are downright creepy. carrey and degenerate both seize upon the creep-factor and mock McConaughey's commercials. What will happen next is the inevitable confrontation in some public setting where McConaughey meets up with one or the other and the true hilarity will come from the backpedaling and denials.
Man, I am a grump this morning!
-
Degeneres, for me, just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.
I "got" the humor in both the degenerate and the carrey skits, they're just not straight-up funny to me. And that's OK because I recognize that I'm not the target audience for them.
What I do find amusing comes from the "left eating its own" perspective. Lefties are notoriously thin-skinned. Leftie comedians especially so. They can dish it but they can't take it. Old school comedians knew this and weren't afraid to demonstrate it - look at any of the Dean Martin roasts of old.
The intolerance of the left has managed to effectively drive the right off the stage (at least for the moment). So what does that leave? It leaves only the left...holding the bag. What do you get when you have the left holding the bag? Chaos. The people tagged with "Responsible" people acting naturally irresponsibly.
What's a comedian's job? Their job is to mock. Who do they mock? Anyone who isn't a sacred cow. Who is a sacred cow? Anyone who isn't a Republican. What happens if you knock everyone off the stage except the sacred cows?
Hilarity doesn't ensue. What passes for humor these days isn't laugh-worthy. At best it elicits uncomfortable titters.
In this episode of Left Eats Left we find McConaughey in these "atmospheric" car commercials that are downright creepy. carrey and degenerate both seize upon the creep-factor and mock McConaughey's commercials. What will happen next is the inevitable confrontation in some public setting where McConaughey meets up with one or the other and the true hilarity will come from the backpedaling and denials.
Man, I am a grump this morning!
Keep grumping, I like it!
I'd like to see this cock-fight you describe. ;D
-
Check out these losers at SDSU!
http://weaselzippers.us/204010-san-diego-state-university-students-hold-sh*t-in-to-protest-non-gender-inclusive-bathrooms/ (http://weaselzippers.us/204010-san-diego-state-university-students-hold-sh*t-in-to-protest-non-gender-inclusive-bathrooms/)
"sh*t In"?
::saywhat::
I think they need to amend that to "sh*t In Our Pants!"!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Jose can you see...where your middle finger went (http://downtrend.com/71superb/jose-canseco-shoots-off-his-own-middle-finger/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+downtrend+%28Downtrend.com%29)?
Jeez, what a dummy!
And, on a lighter note...
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1167904716.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/?p=258395 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=258395)
As a boy, I just remember making a stupid face or just scowling...
::hysterical::
-
A brawl between bears on a neighborhood street in suburban New Jersey. Just a reminder that we're not as far removed from nature as we might think.
Bear Fight Rockaway NJ Aug 14 2014 Jukin Media Verified (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMYEkAFhJuw#ws)
-
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Dem_Candidates_Hate_Black_Obama.jpg)
-
Don't forget Kay Hagan and Mary Landrieu. They wouldn't have him anywhere near them during their campaign, clearly because they're racists.
-
Too bad blacks in the democrat party long ago accepted to simply go from one plantation to another without realizing (or caring) they still serve the same master who simply changed names. Sucks to be them.
-
Too bad blacks in the democrat party long ago accepted to simply go from one plantation to another without realizing (or caring) they still serve the same master who simply changed names. Sucks to be them.
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
--Pete Townsend
-
A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and
said, “I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, “What’s your name?”
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name.”
“I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.”
The agent said, “Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you
will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ! I’m
telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.”
“So be it! I guess we will not do business together,” the guy said and
he left the agent’s office.
FIVE YEARS LATER… The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The
agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed…
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis
van Lesbian… After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
::thumbsup::
-
http://www.examiner.com/article/ufo-photobombs-the-iss-nasa-cuts-live-feed-video (http://www.examiner.com/article/ufo-photobombs-the-iss-nasa-cuts-live-feed-video)
Shy aliens.
Must be trying to find ComiCon and took a wrong turn at Uranus...
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/i-voted.jpeg)
-
Heh!
-
Utah's Kaelin Clay Drops Ball Before Endzone, Oregon Scores On Fumble Return (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-xHCITb2WM#ws)
There's a reason even African American Studies courses need to be dumbed down, for today's jocks.
::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/mistakes.jpg)
Obama happens...
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://borgnet-blog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/upload/image.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
via IMAO
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Islamic-progress.jpg)
-
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town
::hysterical::
-
Nice! :D
-
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town
::hysterical::
Cool - I have a new ditty for bluegrass tonight ;')
-
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.
The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.
When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
-
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.
The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.
When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
Okay, it made me laugh.
-
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZCKTQU1QEOQ/UUyvQ-jmQGI/AAAAAAAAEhk/tmBNdYzZ4mk/s1600/Free+Obama+Dolls.jpg)
-
Bwuuuuhaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE#t=128 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE#t=128)
(http://www.barenakedislam.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image001-vi.gif)
-
::hysterical::
IEG! ::laughonfloor::
Derka derka derka!!! ::rolllaughing::
::thinking::
Hey, can we get these in various species and distribute them in urban/feral/muzzie areas here?! ::praying:: ::whoohoo::
-
Don't forget a couple of squirts of Ode De Goat's Ass.
::thumbsup::
-
It's a legit business...
(http://www.cameltowingmn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/camelhat1-256x290.jpg)
http://www.cameltowingmn.com/ (http://www.cameltowingmn.com/)
https://www.facebook.com/camel.towingmn/info?tab=overview (https://www.facebook.com/camel.towingmn/info?tab=overview)
;D
-
I saw this thing and it should be funny.
But its not
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/11/206710-president-obama-gets-schoolhouse-rocked-snl-illegal-immigration-orders/?fb_action_ids=10205586808209044&fb_action_types=og.shares (http://www.ijreview.com/2014/11/206710-president-obama-gets-schoolhouse-rocked-snl-illegal-immigration-orders/?fb_action_ids=10205586808209044&fb_action_types=og.shares)
-
Now this is funny
Studio C - Teddy's Story Joint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uHUb2qXVdw#ws)
-
Dog Fetch Fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltS0G7KA7XQ#ws)
-
Bless their hearts! :D
-
http://iotwreport.com/?p=264544 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=264544)
Hohrey cheet!
::hysterical::
-
Have you seen those nauseating "Ready For Hillary" bumper stickers? Well, this guy is Ready For Hillary too:
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ready-for-hillary.jpg)
Obviously this comes after a fair and open trial leads to her conviction on numerous charges....
-
Gee...I, uhm...hope this is the correct forum for this one...
Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux
WASHINGTON Sat Dec 6, 2014 5:26pm EST
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206)
I uhh...hope it's not really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, strong stomach acid.
-
I hope he chokes on it. With all due respect. ::saywhat::
-
I hope he chokes on it. With all due respect. scorn ::saywhat::
FIFY
-
JF beat me to it.
Hey G? I love that pic! Want to see more.
And at some point fair and open is going to move awfully dang fast...from the criminals point of view. ;)
-
(http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/f663706dad.jpg)
-
Heh. The real one died a while back...
Poor Pooh! Relax pal, it's a different Chris!
-
Heh!
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2038283.1418078205!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/mugshots-bar.jpg)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michael-brown-special-missouri-bar-draws-public-ire-article-1.2038284 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michael-brown-special-missouri-bar-draws-public-ire-article-1.2038284)
Michael Brown Special...6 shots! ::hysterical::
-
LOL. I know a gun store that has a can of Arizona Watermelon Tea and a bag of Skittles on one of the shelves in their display case.
-
Heh, what is that? Bait? ::laughonfloor::
-
Check this out...Mochelle unveils the latest ladies formal wear...
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bo-mo14.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229)
The "Plus Size Trash Wrap"! ::hysterical::
Pump some helium in that and wave the Wookie goodbye! ::laughonfloor::
Hey, Pelosi...looking at this is real torture!!!
-
Check this out...Mochelle unveils the latest ladies formal wear...
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bo-mo14.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229)
The "Plus Size Trash Wrap"! ::hysterical::
Pump some helium in that and wave the Wookie goodbye! ::laughonfloor::
Hey, Pelosi...looking at this is real torture!!!
Seriously....I couldn't get past her hair.
-
The hair, the dress -- it's all bad.
And, it looks as though their hand-holding was photoshopped; check out how his right sleeve is so much longer than his left.
-
Dang, that does look Photoshopped. Look at how the cuff makes an unnatural 90 degree bend. It doesn't look right.
-
Dang, that does look Photoshopped. Look at how the cuff makes an unnatural 90 degree bend. It doesn't look right.
It's photoshopped......but it isn't the hand and sleeve. Find a pic of an ape and look how the hand hangs from the arm....
-
The whole pic is a mess, not just the people in it...everything looks off in size...shape...definition...
But hey, the whole object here is to point and laugh, so...whatever advances that end!
Look! A Wookie in Saran Wrap! ::hysterical::
-
Gee...I, uhm...hope this is the correct forum for this one...
Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux
WASHINGTON Sat Dec 6, 2014 5:26pm EST
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206)
I uhh...hope it's not really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, strong stomach acid.
Where's Reggie.....
-
Where's Reggie.....
He's getting the other end of that transaction looked at...
::laughonfloor::
-
Whew, not anything serious. Just a bruise.
::rimshot::
-
I know my friends who are not on facebook cannot see this, but I do not know how to extract it for the others. But, I admit I laughed until I woke people up. I normally do not laugh like this, but it amused me and I wanted to share it.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205231997349956&pnref=story (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205231997349956&pnref=story)
-
That was hilarious. ::laughonfloor::
-
"I need oxygen!"
;D
-
My Daughter got this in her fortune cookie tonight
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/a743442c-59c3-4c86-9613-6d6bfee0b816_zps391dce6d.jpg)
All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano#)
-
Heh. Resistance is Futile!
Naturally I disagree, resistance is liberty.
-
Hitler goes to Sturgis for the Black Hills Classic bike rally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUY-H3vWhzY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUY-H3vWhzY)
-
Oh man, this gag is never going to get old, is it?
"How am I supposed to look cool on a Honda?"
"None of my chicks will ride a Honda!"
::laughonfloor::
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
Somebody tell this pervert to get his hands off of me.
-
This is hilarious too.
Monica Lewinski's "writer's spirit" is friggin' pathetic (http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/12/monica-lewinsky-on-norman-mailer)
What libiots see as good journalism, eh?
::unknowncomic::
Blowing pathetic old men and writing garbage...what talent.
::hysterical::
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
Bill: " I wonder if red stains as bad as blue...."
-
"First base in six inches".
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
If Huma had a kid it would look just like her.
-
I may need to get this blown up into a full size poster ( hattip IMAO)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/socialism_zps1e4d79bc.jpg)
Sowell never adds them to his list officially, but I would add
4. And after you do this and get your way, then what happens?
and
5. Who is to decide?
-
(http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/32951)
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
"In the Smithsonian...really Mr. President?"
-
Caption contest!
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)
"Guess how much? Come on, guess?!"
I'm not the only one in my family that covets such.
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/10/04/100412-hillary-still-1.jpg)
-
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites! ::clapping::
-
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites! ::clapping::
I would've thought that it would be four of your favorites. ::confused::
-
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites! ::clapping::
I would've thought that it would be four of your favorites. ::confused::
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/golfclap1_zps0118ff61.gif)
-
::curtsy4::
-
I'm not the only one in my family that covets such.
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/10/04/100412-hillary-still-1.jpg)
Looks like Cankles was reminiscing about Huma and her Magic Carpet rides.
-
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nuffins_27cfd2_5391203.png)
-
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nuffins_27cfd2_5391203.png)
I love that!!
-
Heh!
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/300x360xJOE4.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Y8X3Uhw1GE.jpg)
::hysterical::
H/T - http://iotwreport.com/?p=268105 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=268105)
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/datauri-file.png)
-
Want to see what a dirty old man who swims naked in front of strangers, does to little girls?
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4 (https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4)
-
Want to see what a dirty old man who swims naked in front of strangers, does to little girls?
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4 (https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4)
Poor girl...you can tell she senses pure evil.
Oh look...Plugs knows he is evil...
“I hope you have a big fence around the house!”
http://weaselzippers.us/210180-biden-to-orrin-hatchs-young-granddaughter-youre-so-hot-you-need-a-big-fence-around-the-house-to-keep-perverts-like-me-out/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210180-biden-to-orrin-hatchs-young-granddaughter-youre-so-hot-you-need-a-big-fence-around-the-house-to-keep-perverts-like-me-out/)
Actually, it is you who belongs in an enclosure...
-
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)
"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".
http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)
Here's hoping you forget your safe word. ::beertoast::
-
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)
"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".
http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)
Here's hoping you forget your safe word. ::beertoast::
Written by the dude with no balls.
-
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)
"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".
http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)
Here's hoping you forget your safe word. ::beertoast::
Written by the dude with no balls.
Which qualifies him to run as a GOP candidate.
-
Why doesn't he just hike up his skirt and go find a dude to bend over in front of.
-
Why doesn't he just hike up his skirt and go find a dude to bend over in front of.
Maybe he tried already...he is on to his next really bad idea...
::laughonfloor::
-
gender bias......The next sickness which will qualify for disability....
-
Alabama DNC leader gets her fat ass stuck in the toilet and brags about to friends...
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/toilet-and-woman.png)
http://weaselzippers.us/210419-alabama-dem-chair-got-stuck-on-her-toilet-told-everybody-about-it-for-christmas/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210419-alabama-dem-chair-got-stuck-on-her-toilet-told-everybody-about-it-for-christmas/)
::hysterical::
-
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/married-to-children.jpg)
-
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/married-to-children.jpg)
One of the trademarks of a cult is a propensity to excuse the worst behavior as Holy.
-
News Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies (http://iotwreport.com/?p=270091)
::hysterical::
-
News Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies (http://iotwreport.com/?p=270091)
::hysterical::
Why did they have to put that pic up? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.
-
Since the title is "men who post selfies" I figured Geraldo was safe.
-
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/being-a-cop-is-actually-harder-than-idiots-think/)
There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat. (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.
-
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/being-a-cop-is-actually-harder-than-idiots-think/)
There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat. (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.
The comments really are a hoot. And yeah we like to beat up on those participating in the police state, but there are plenty of Mike Brown situations where force is not only required but necessary.
-
Drudge story placement, for the win!
23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...
Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...
::hysterical::
-
Drudge story placement, for the win!
23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...
Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...
::hysterical::
Retarded humans and domesticated bovines...I'm struggling really hard to find a difference beyond mere appearance....
At least Toystory has a better excuse...
-
And here I always thought Kyle was the wreckless and crazy one... ::whatgives::
Busch's ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, has accused the driver of slamming her head three times against the bedroom wall of his motorhome on Sept. 26 at Dover International Speedway.
Busch and his attorney, Rusty Hardin, have staunchly denied the accusations and cast Driscoll, who runs the Armed Forces Foundation and her own defense company, as a jilted lover who wants to destroy Busch's reputation. They have argued that Driscoll, who Busch claimed is a trained assassin deployed on many missions, was never physically abused.
Driscoll's alleged background as a trained assassin who had experience killing drug lords via long-range sniper rifles and close combat tactics – including the use of knives and poison – became a major talking point during the latter stages of the hearing.
Busch offered up specific examples of her returning from missions, sometimes with bruises.
Once, he said, they were in El Paso, Texas, where Driscoll had left that night in camouflage and boots. She returned later to the hotel at which he was staying wearing a trench coat. Under it she was wearing an evening gown splattered with blood and other matter, Busch testified.
Neither Driscoll nor her attorney refuted the claims during the hearing.
After an exchange between the two in the motor home, Driscoll alleged Busch slammed her head against the wall three times, injuring the back of her head and her neck. Busch contended that he never slammed her head, never grabbed her by the throat or pushed her head against the wall. Instead, he says he cupped her face and told her to leave.
Dover Police Detective James Wood, who investigated the complaint, said Tuesday that during the police interview Busch had said that he cupped his hands around her face, as if they were going to kiss, and told her to leave. As he did that, her head tapped the wall, Wood said on the stand.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/)
Pics of the little killer - https://www.google.com/search?q=patricia+driscoll&biw=1440&bih=793&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8Li3VNTrC4aUyQS59YLoAQ&ved=0CIsBEIke (https://www.google.com/search?q=patricia+driscoll&biw=1440&bih=793&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8Li3VNTrC4aUyQS59YLoAQ&ved=0CIsBEIke)
Yeah...I think they only thing being killed here besides the truth is a sh*tload of brain cells!!!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lol-cartoon-ag1.gif)
-
http://weaselzippers.us/211000-54/ (http://weaselzippers.us/211000-54/)
Heh!
-
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/B7VguY4CAAE2Kov-550x367.jpg)
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1331428925177-550x399.jpg)
Good one, Libertas!
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1647/9781/original.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Perfect, right in time for those Sheeple...
Reggie Love's job description - "Handle (Obama's) stuff". (http://nypost.com/2015/01/20/former-obama-aide-tells-all-in-new-memoir/)
::hysterical::
Yeah, we know.
And who else is this fussy about feet and shoes and everything?
Divas!
::laughonfloor::
I pity the poor bastard that buys this useless tome...the only thing more useless is the work of fiction Duh Wun himself puts out he'll call an autobiography!!!
::rolllaughing::
-
You know how when pr0n producers make a pr0n version of something, they cleverly change the name.
Romancing the Stone-->Romancing the Bone. (Yes, I used to work video stores, I remember that one...anyhoo)
Power Forward: My Presidential Education
That's not a title that will need changing, when the gay pr0n version is produced.
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha-good-one-dog-ag1.gif)
-
Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”
???
Dress flats? Does he have favored dress elevators, too?
-
Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”
???
Dress flats? Does he have favored dress elevators, too?
It depends.
On what, you say?
On the leg length of the fella behind him?
::hysterical::
-
he wouldn't have issues with his feet if he would have kept the needles from between his toes.
-
Its not Regretsy, but its Regretsy for Kickstarter (http://kickfailure.com/) and its often amusing.
I miss Regretsy. April Winchell still hasn't made the archive available anywhere either.
She is still too busy being the voice for this dumb horse
(http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_assets/50ae5f7f2f53d9bfd91ae0e271e730eee3073689.jpg)
Actually Wander over Yonder is okay. Not as Good as Phineas and Ferb, but not horrible. Also often amusing.
I miss regretsy. Because that was ALWAYS Hysterical. .
-
(https://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/a-price.jpg?w=630&h=419)
::curtsy4::
::laughonfloor::
-
Big ears...weak stream...little ::cussing::
::laughonfloor::
-
The Bubblegum Baboon strikes again!
(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/xobama-gum-575x323.jpg.pagespeed.ic.H8S7mrc2MA7aJM6i83rB.jpg)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/01/indian-press-bashes-chomper-in-chief-obama-for-chewing-gum-at-republic-day-parade/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/01/indian-press-bashes-chomper-in-chief-obama-for-chewing-gum-at-republic-day-parade/)
This POS is consistent, isn't he? Not like any of this should be a shock anymore...
-
HT IMAO.US (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/welcome-to-the-world-of-tomorrow-4/)
#Equality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-HJT8_esM#ws)
-
That was nice Weisshaupt, I am pleased I don't have to wait long before the process of getting them before they get us kicks into high gear. That's my key takeaway anyway...
;)
-
Got to watch this. Funny, and he's got the moves ......
Dover Police DashCam Confessional (Shake it Off) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw#ws)
Found at http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?paged=2 (http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?paged=2)
-
Still funny as hell no matter how many times I watch it.
-
::hysterical::
That just ain't right!
But it is funny as heck! There is no living that video down...ever. Even after death!
St. Peter's Gate - "Hey, I know you! You're that portly "shake it" cop aren't you?!!" ::laughonfloor::
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
-
I'm so stealing that!!
-
The flies are a nice touch. ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://img2.owned.com/media/images/2/4/9/2/24920/weird_this_guy_talks_to_big_bags_of_garbage_540.jpg)
-
I find this story funny as heck! Would love to hear the audio! (http://fox2now.com/2015/02/06/possessed-driver-steals-police-cruiser-taunts-police-over-radio/)
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Oh Crap.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Holy *hit!
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
What the crap.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Dung.....Obama's been in the old ladies night cream again.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
I knew Obama was a sh*te.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Nincompoop.....
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Lord of the flies.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Somebody get the man a stool.
-
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:
(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)
As usual, the flies were there.
Nobody took "Sh*thead" yet? OK, it's mine.
Sh*thead.
-
http://iotwreport.com/?p=274129 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=274129)
::hysterical::
-
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)
The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!
One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.
-
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)
The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!
One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.
Yea, cuz everyone wants to be shot out of a cannon at least once in their lifetime.
::laughonfloor::
-
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)
The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!
One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.
Yea, cuz everyone wants to be shot out of a cannon at least once in their lifetime.
::laughonfloor::
The hand brake-power slide ejection method was funny too...
You're there, Doc can take care of you now! ::hysterical::
And wtf was James May thinking with a hearse? ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/American_Sniper_Al-Qaeda.jpg)
-
You know...what we see as parody...they actually probably see as reality...
::facepalm::
-
Speaking of parody or reality...
*TRIGGER WARNING*
Do not have any remnants of a drink in your mouth while watching.
In Iowa, Joe Biden Gives A Shout Out To “An Old Butt Buddy” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y#ws)
-
WTF Joe Biden? Insane much?
-
Speaking of parody or reality...
*TRIGGER WARNING*
Do not have any remnants of a drink in your mouth while watching.
In Iowa, Joe Biden Gives A Shout Out To “An Old Butt Buddy” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y#ws)
What is REALLY sad, is that this was not the stupidest thing he said today.
http://www.redstate.com/2015/02/12/joe-biden-joe-biden-opens-his-mouth/ (http://www.redstate.com/2015/02/12/joe-biden-joe-biden-opens-his-mouth/)
< The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee should embrace the notion of a third term of the Obama presidency, Vice President Biden said Thursday, during a speech at Drake University in Iowa.
“I call it sticking with what works,” Biden declared.
>
-
Just Joe being Joe...
I guess some butt-buddies are better than others...and Joe would know...
::hysterical::
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed-9.jpg)
Have a nice weekend.
::hysterical::
-
A new variation on an old favorite:
(http://www.moonbattery.com/animated-thats-racist.gif)
-
Bun vs pole, pole wins (http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/02/15/no-bologna-oscar-mayer-wienermobile-crashes-near-harrisburg/)
::hysterical::
When I saw a headline mentioning "weinermobile" I thought for a sec that Carlos Danger had reappeared!
Glad that wasn't the case.
-
"Driver also arrested for Hotdogging" ---yea I know sic, but it's early and I'm not awake yet.....couldn't resist..... ::bashing::
-
Not bad, Rusty...especially for a guy not fully awake yet. ;D
-
http://www.infowars.com/cult-of-personality-iloveobama-trends-on-twitter/ (http://www.infowars.com/cult-of-personality-iloveobama-trends-on-twitter/)
and
http://www.infowars.com/americans-sign-petition-to-add-soylent-green-to-michelle-obama-school-lunch-menu/ (http://www.infowars.com/americans-sign-petition-to-add-soylent-green-to-michelle-obama-school-lunch-menu/)
People Sign Petition to add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama's Lunch Program (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhxbFMQ1gWk#ws)
-
::laughonfloor::
Soylent Green!
Ree Fungorio @ReeFungorio
Follow
#ILoveObama because I can only hope this cult has a suicide plan.
::hysterical::
-
Feminist 'Music' is the Funniest Thing Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wrXi_5WSw#ws)
via http://www.springeraz.blogspot.com/ (http://www.springeraz.blogspot.com/) which I found via IMAO.
-
Not the wailing she-wolves again!
-
OK, this is hilarious.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/SDSU%20SA%20Suspect_zpsxgreevbo.png)
According to the Times of San Diego, which initially caught the flub that aired on California news station KSWB around 10 p.m., a photo of President Obama was shown with the words "NO CHARGES" underneath it as anchor Kathleen Bade said 'The only suspect in a sex assault at SDSU (San Diego State University) will not be charged.'
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-16/new-greatest-obama-error-ever (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-16/new-greatest-obama-error-ever)
::hysterical::
Sure would look better captioned "Indicted"! ::whoohoo::
-
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)
Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)
-
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)
Someone had to do it.
-
I couldn't...
It is just too creepy! ::exitstageleft::
-
Where is all the militant feminist outrage over Bidet's constant sexual assaults against womyn?
(silly question I know ;')
-
::hysterical::
http://iotwreport.com/?p=275124 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=275124)
Man who falsely claimed detective assaulted him caught on video punching himself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHRpwsM6qI#)
Must be a Libiot!!! ::laughonfloor::
-
I hope he got some sort of perverse pleasure outta punching himself cuz it did him absolutely no good!
-
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)
Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)
Uhhh.... mayor......Most cities ARE Loon mountains. Embrace it, racist.
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/failed.jpg)
-
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"
::rolllaughing::
-
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0267/4223/products/militarydog_print_fafb9c2b-b6af-4adc-b577-a431b203ca76_large.png?v=1412169208)
If you don't know why this is cool (http://www.teeturtle.com/collections/top-sellers/products/dog-of-the-military) then you just aren't watching what I tell you to watch. OBEY.
-
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"
::rolllaughing::
More like
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked if the right people were in charge."
-
No prig would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"
::rolllaughing::
More like
No prig would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked if the right people were in charge."
Wait..."right people"?
Sounds like a value judgement!
You are not trying to say libidos have good values or good judgement, are you?
Now, we know what they say...but we know them for the hypocrites that they are...telling other people not be be judgemental when they themselves are radically judgemental!
I say use that book of failure to start the pyres! ::whoohoo::
Now, that's what I call entertainment!
-
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)
Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)
I wonder if that's considered and executive order?
-
I thought maybe Dan would weigh in on this...
Must be having a hard time getting up...all that snow and cold...and having to put up with idiot politicians talking out their butts and mucking things up even worse...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/getupalready_zpsdyejopbi.gif)
;D
-
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)
Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)
Yeah, they talk big...
-
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)
Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)
Yeah, they talk big...
Suits me just fine....send it space mail ::hysterical::
-
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)
Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)
Yeah, they talk big...
Suits me just fine....send it space mail ::hysterical::
Looks like the Russian equivalent of the Nork NoDong...I don't think it can get up! ::laughonfloor::
-
Seen recently in eastern North Carolina:
(http://media.graytvinc.com/images/466*350/ice-ice-jeep-01.jpg)
-
Yoga pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss)
-
It's not often a sitting SCOTUS justice can make the "Entertainment" thread on any forum...heck I bet until Obama came along no forum thread had such an ignominious honor...so no surprise that an Obama pick makes another notorious first...
Justice Elena "It's Pat!" Kagan - “A fish is, of course, a discrete thing that possesses physical form,” she wrote. “See generally Dr. Seuss, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (1960).”
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/25/elena-kagan-uses-dr-seuss-case-argument/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/25/elena-kagan-uses-dr-seuss-case-argument/)
::laughonfloor::
Harvard must be soooo very proud!
::hysterical::
ETA - Maybe it's just me, but I found this kinda funny...not so funny for the losers, but...still, kinda funny!
Basketball stuck on rim in final seconds of game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHX6fR8-tE#ws)
-
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)
Someone had to do it.
Its even gets worse:
Joe Biden Is That Creepy Uncle You Avoided at Family Reunions as a Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaSlSaNvCc#ws)
-
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)
Someone had to do it.
Its even gets worse:
Joe Biden Is That Creepy Uncle You Avoided at Family Reunions as a Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaSlSaNvCc#ws)
Yep....EWWWW.....Creepy. Joe just being Joe has a problem.
-
Democrats...license to sleaze.
I bet 'ol Slow Joe misses his old wingman...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/chappaquiddick.jpg)
-
We've all heard the expression "don't lose your head"...but..."don't lose your balls"?
I mean, before Clinton and Obama...
http://iotwreport.com/?p=276186 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=276186)
Good luck getting those back...
-
Because we all know it's true....
(http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0168_ALCOHOL_SALAD.jpg)
-
That'd look good on a beer mug. ::beertoast::
-
Yoga pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss)
Same guy -Tim Hawkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHIDE8CY1dU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHIDE8CY1dU)
-
Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying | After Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Kju_-1sYM#ws)
-
Heh, clever and funny, Weisshaupt...it does highlight my big issue with TNG...just too clean, too perfect (despite the writers attempts to show otherwise, which still comes down to "well, duh...people make mistakes" anyway)...the originals had more grit and grime to them and it seemed less Utopian and therefore a little bit more realistic, at least to me (but the big screen attempts came off better than the TYV series IMO). The cult thingy/trekkies was kinda hilarious...and good friend hooking his pal up with the L.Ron cult was funny.
-
https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1797/5468/original.jpg?w=600&h
-
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)
Bleeping metro's!
They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!
::hysterical::
Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK? You can do it!!! ::whoohoo::
-
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)
Bleeping metro's!
They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!
::hysterical::
Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK? You can do it!!! ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.
-
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)
Bleeping metro's!
They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!
::hysterical::
Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK? You can do it!!! ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.
Oh hey, targets that juicy are going to have herds of angry bipeds after them!!!
Maybe set up a good ambush point they might get flushed to... ;D
-
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)
Bleeping metro's!
They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!
::hysterical::
Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK? You can do it!!! ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.
Oh hey, targets that juicy are going to have herds of angry bipeds after them!!!
Maybe set up a good ambush point they might get flushed to... ;D
"This way for free prime rib and haircuts"
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1506652_1118081831554602_4049850791107119181_n.jpg?oh=8cd74c01317e0e7db8faedd00ea4f04f&oe=559221AB&__gda__=1433905954_452f02f93d989453c3c57bbbcd7b575a)
::beavisbutthead::
-
In thought y'all might like to watch this clip...some guy comes up with the High School Boys Hockey "All Hair Team" nominees and honorable mentions...I watch the games so I recognized most of them...the Fabio kid caused quite a stir...I told my Nephew who can try out for his HS team next fall he has to take notes...playing well is one thing, gotta look good doing it too!
;D
Enjoy!
2015 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY#ws)
-
Funny stuff.
I leaned hippie-ish in high school. I actually was in a position where I could move between the cliques fairly smoothly. I was also a decent but completely disorganized athlete. I shattered our schools 440 record - which left jaws on the pavement. The coach tried desperately to recruit me for their team but told me I would have to cut my hair (yes that was still a requirement in those days). I had no problem with joining the team and still think I could have done really well, but it had to be on my terms. They were adamant....and so was I. No sports for me.
-
Heh. I could circulate in different crowds too, but home was with the rowdies...I know, shoicking isn't it?!
Sports came and went...football, wrestling...track and cross country I stuck with the longest...then partying and girls became more important. :D
Hard to describe my hair...it was wavy on top, had wings to the side and the bottom side and back were all waves and tight little curls...stretch it out it could go half down my back, but it would coil up...it was a mess.
Kinda like the hair on this poor bastard...just my curls weren't that big...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Choke%20and%20Puke/2uqn3f7.gif)
::hysterical::
And I had a severe problem with authority figures...telling me to do something would guarantee the opposite and telling me not to do something would gurantee it happening...
Funny...I am coming back around to that huh? This time though, it's personal. ::evil::
-
(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/03/Penis-neckline-@DailyMailAU-640x480.jpg)
The hottest fashion statement since
(http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BbhTRmh.jpg)
::bustamove::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
I can almost hear that concrete slab groaning in protest.
-
Who's the anime watcher here, again? Anyhoo, What if Joe Biden had his own show on Crunchyroll?
http://www.dorkly.com/post/72803/is-joe-biden-too-touchy-feely-with-anime-school-girl-constituents (http://www.dorkly.com/post/72803/is-joe-biden-too-touchy-feely-with-anime-school-girl-constituents)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/919/381/4a2.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Whose that other clown? Spitzer? Run, girl, run!!!
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/Cheeto_zps7temkkzz.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
That other "man" is the father of the little girl getting molested. Taking one for the team, apparently.
Anyhoo, back to laughing. Grace under pressure?
Michelle Obama meets Japan's Emperor and... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5XP0vxR1Ao#ws)
or
Blue Oyster Cult Godzilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0#ws)
Oh, no. There goes Tokyo go go Godzilla!
::hysterical::
-
Actually...
I think I'd rather meet Godzilla!
::laughonfloor::
-
Prime Minister says to his wife, "See, wookies are for real! ::hysterical::
-
Okay its not really funny but the propaganda piece is over the top
Listen to the joyous happy music about how you will get your subsidy clawed back and how the new better partisan IRS will be enforcing the rules, and how excitingly complicated they are. But happy music, so it must be good.
http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=91212&siteSection=washingtonexaminer&videoId=28548006 (http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=91212&siteSection=washingtonexaminer&videoId=28548006)
The ads last bit of advice? "Seek Professional Help"
And the Article that goes with it...[url]
(http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/many-people-unaware-of-obamacare-penalty/article/2561702)The Obama administration is still providing them with an extra signup period that started on Sunday and lasts until April 15. But officials have acknowledged there are challenges in getting that key demographic to sign up.
You mean that illegal extension the Administration by law can't offer? Right.
"We do know that are some people … that didn't learn about open enrollment and didn't learn about the requirement to have coverage until they paid their taxes," Andy Slavitt, principle deputy administrator at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said last week.
"For many people, this will be the first time they discover they have the opportunity to get coverage for themselves and their families," he added.
Yes you discover that the Federal government is involved in a conspiracy to extort money out of your for insurance companies by using the IRS as a weapon!
Remember the tax,penalty , protection money goes back the insurance companies as a subsidy for poor people!
Oh Goody!
A McKinsey study this month found that 41 percent of uninsured Americans are unaware of the tax penalty, which will equal either $95 or 1 percent of income above the filing threshold — about $400 for a person earning $50,000
Or $1000 for a person earning 100K, going up to $2000 next year and $4000 the year after. Oh, did I forget to mention that?
-
Nobody stopping the Little Dicktater or his minions...
BITS!
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed-31.jpg)
One foot here and one foot there...Moochister is a Milton Bradley game. ::bustamove::
-
::hysterical::
I am NOT touching that!!!
-
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.
-
My boss moonlights at Block, I can definitely confirm what Don said.
Hilarious, ain't it? Both the idiots and their masters never read the thing!
Nor did they listen to those of us who did and/or warned them what was coming!
ObamAmerica, where the lowest denominator sets the bar... ::mooning::
-
Ironic that if I didn't have plans to bug out, I'd be doing taxes after "retirement" also. I'm in the private sector and have to "retire" at 55 to take my profit sharing, which is enough to make me want to "retire" at 55 so as to not jeopardize it, but not enough to fully retire and pay north of $20,000 per year just for Obamacare for two.
Just saw an example yesterday with a guy tweeting his quotes. $1,250 per month just for the major med policy, with $6,000 in co-pays per person. That's insane.
-
$21k per?! ::speechless::
Beyond insane!
-
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.
I saw a poll recently that put that number in the high 40's. Hey, Wake up morons.
Even better are the people who signed up on estimated income and are going to get a claw back this year.
-
I'll take "More scary shyt" for $200, Alex (http://weaselzippers.us/218406-michelle-obama-makes-surprise-appearance-on-jeopardy-to-promote-wait-is-she-bald/)
::hysterical::
-
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.
I saw a poll recently that put that number in the high 40's. Hey, Wake up morons.
Even better are the people who signed up on estimated income and are going to get a claw back this year.
BTW, The Dread Traitor Roberts re-wrote the legislation to make that a tax, not a fine...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/untitled_zps1zrpaew0.png)
Dread Traitor Roberts be B. Hussein O's best butt-buddy!
Be sure to treat them the same! ;)
-
For those of you not wise enough to get on Adaptive Curmudgeon's mailing list:
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-0/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/21/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-1/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-2/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-2-5/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/24/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-3/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/25/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-4/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/26/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-5/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/27/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-6/
-
From part 5:
Many (most) cops mean well. I get that. I do. Really. It’s just that you don’t know which one you’ll draw. Your specific exposure to the random pool of police officers is a crap shoot.
Soups law states that the integrity of the cop you encounter is directly proportional to how hinky your circumstances are. Thus, if you happen across a body with a weapon next to it (for the love of God!) don't touch anything!
I've heard that good cops exist. But then I've heard about unicorns and bigfoot too.
-
Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe: Every TV news report on the economy in one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2iVe8_Ato#ws)
-
Snark in a British female accent is almost always grade A stuff.
Even the name "Weekly Wipe" is so fitting.
-
Brilliant on every level.
-
See, hanging around this minion of Satan draws a plague of bees...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/11518786/Bees-interrupt-Barack-Obama-storytelling-as-children-scream.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/11518786/Bees-interrupt-Barack-Obama-storytelling-as-children-scream.html)
Just say no to Obama!
::hysterical::
-
If we can overlay political and economic demographics I think we can make some reasonable deductions...or just overlay the incidence of illegal drug usage to save time...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3031829/Has-neighbourhood-buzzed-aliens-Interactive-graphic-shows-location-official-UFO-sighting-world-1933-2015.html#ixzz3WrSdztpo (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3031829/Has-neighbourhood-buzzed-aliens-Interactive-graphic-shows-location-official-UFO-sighting-world-1933-2015.html#ixzz3WrSdztpo)
Talk about being buzzed...
-
Via Barnhardt.biz
How to Become Gluten Intolerant (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 12 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798#ws)
While specific to Gluten Victimization, this is true of every liberal victimization strategy.
They are all good
How to Become a Vegetarian - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 3 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvdf6e8birI#ws)
Truth About Conspiracy Theories - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 13 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Hpix8O9Qs#ws)
Chem-trails prevent terrorism.
How to be Ultra Spiritual (funny) - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg#ws)
Dating Spiritual People - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 8 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nljqSMj9s#ws)
-
One of ESPN's Barbie's loses it when her car gets towed...
(http://cbswashington.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/britt-mchenry-fed-ex-field-fb.png)
“I wouldn’t work in a scumbag place like this,” she says, as reported by Sports Illustrated. “That’s all you care about, taking people’s money. With no education, no skill set, just wanted to clarify that. Do you feel good about your job?… So I can be a college dropout and do the same thing?… Maybe if I was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?… I’m in television and you’re in a f—— trailer, honey.”
The video comes to an end with a clip of McHenry walking away saying, “Lose some weight, baby girl.”
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-suspended-after-ugly-parking-lot-rant-surfaces-online/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-suspended-after-ugly-parking-lot-rant-surfaces-online/)
McHenry has been suspended for one week over the leaked video.
-
Crazy Lady is pretty proud of her Communication Studies Degree, isn't she?
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6irlHk8M1qlmsnyo1_400.gif)
-
Rush is playing the audio of the video...
Man, is she ever an elitist spoiled brat...
-
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
What an ugly broad.
-
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
What an ugly broad.
Oh, and the bookend to that is:
"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"
Soon enough she will have neither.
-
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
What an ugly broad.
Oh, and the bookend to that is:
"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"
Soon enough she will have neither.
If she doesn't have a preping sugar-daddy, she might get by hooking for a while when it all goes sideways, but that won't last long...
ETA - OMG, Rush's prediction of what Britt will turn into...he plays the shrill Hillary screed!!! ::speechless:: ::exitstageleft::
A fate worse than death!!!
-
More fun - Why are you supporting Hillary? (http://campusreform.org/?ID=6452)
-
Can we use the fat old white men on her this go around?
-
Yeah, why not.
The way things have been going lately a refrain of "because he/she/it is a transvestite neo-pagan...and it's about time" is propbably just around the next corner...
Who would've thought Idiocracy was a plan, not just a silly movie?
-
H/T - WRSA
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0ai6Ltntu9c/VTP7N5PrSyI/AAAAAAAAI2E/3P6RIB7k2RY/s1600/milleannials.jpg)
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/04/lazy-sunday-linkage_19.html (http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/04/lazy-sunday-linkage_19.html)
-
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)
::hysterical::
Yo, why so judgemental?!
::laughonfloor::
Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?
::rolllaughing::
-
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)
::hysterical::
Yo, why so judgemental?!
::laughonfloor::
Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?
::rolllaughing::
This is what happens when you don't sleep with the sperm donor.
-
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)
::hysterical::
Yo, why so judgemental?!
::laughonfloor::
Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?
::rolllaughing::
This is what happens when you don't sleep with the sperm donor.
'Zackly. Concockt-a kid.
-
I tell ya, there are so many stupid people about, it's hard to keep up with all their antics!
Homeopathic herb store operator slays Dell PC with 9mm (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/colorado/colorado-computer-killer-786520), and check out the picture, doesn't look like your usual gun-toter...this homeo (cough! weed dealer cough!) looks about as lethal as a pimple! Oh, and blue screen of death? How old is this PC? Probably time for an upgrade, dude. And that blue screen is probably coming from MicroSoft mroe than Dell...
::hysterical::
Benny feels sorry for censoring his evil slave-owning ancestors (http://variety.com/2015/biz/news/ben-affleck-slavery-pbs-censor-ancestors-1201477075/#).
Keep grapling, dumbass! ::mooning::
This level of stupid is permanent.
OK, now this next one is kinda funny!
Tree planted to honor the memory of the Ferguson Dindu Nuffin is vandalized (http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/28855675/tree-honoring-ferguson-teenager-michael-brown-vandalized-shortly-after-being-planted)...
The first comment by Robert Duncan started things nicely - "That poor tree. Cut down in the prime of it's life. Limbs up, don't cut!"
::laughonfloor::
And how can we have a full discussion about idiots if we miss out on those who like to throw (all) their sh*t at others?
The Queer Student Union at California Polytechnic University recently orchestrated a three-day “sh*t-in” at which students preached “Gender Diversity” and encouraged students to use solely gender-neutral bathrooms on campus (http://www.breitbart.com/california/2015/04/21/poop-equality-students-hold-sht-in-at-public-california-university/)
Wow. I guess most of these idiots are there on minority scholarships, right? Any self-respecting parent with a kid this stupid paying for this would be wise to stop the checks! Yeah, let's act stupid for less than 1/1000th of the population!
::hysterical:: ::effu::
-
I would think that gender diversity is the opposite of what they're trying to achieve?? I would think that "Gender Similarity" would be closer to the mark.
-
New York Judge Grants 2 Chimps Legal Personhood (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/evolution-new-york-judge-grants-2-chimps-legal-personhood/)
Great. More Democrats!
Probably neater and more well behaved than most Democrats though....
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/gassy%20kids_zpshhgnumgz.png)
I'm pretty sure gas station food isn't going to alleviate the condition...
::hysterical::
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/seniors_zpsrxpgfzb8.png)
Actually, I may need this, where's this at?
I get to have the hygiene discussion with my folks this weekend, yaaaaaaaa!
/
::unknowncomic::
-
re you nuts?? How do you even bring it up without getting clubbed?
-
Only my mother gets mad, my father won't remember and/or care...
We'll have the conversation again...and again...and again...
::bashing::
-
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1 (https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1)
::hysterical::
::thinking::
::upsidedownflag::
-
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1 (https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1)
::hysterical::
::thinking::
::upsidedownflag::
Yeah, how they likin' him *now*.
-
It's Detoilet...nobody should care about it or the fools infesting it...
But asking them to remain willingly ignorant, that is kinda funny!
::hysterical::
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11200880_481276028696030_2284795741802612460_n.jpg?oh=2ed665148d1ccd87174845171a80296e&oe=55CC65B5&__gda__=1440652947_95f684afdb2c6c2e5f2e1f97df390e6e)
::thumbsup::
-
I bet that dude got weed. ::hysterical::
-
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)
-
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)
That was pretty cool. ::thumbsup::
-
http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined (http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined) via IMAO
-
http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined (http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined) via IMAO
Said Dr. Halbert, “The people in North Korea we were allowed to interview were the most enthusiastic. They not only declared their economic system the best in the world, but the best ever in the solar system.”
::laughonfloor::
I bet this creature rode dirty like whatshisnames momma!
The end of this is priceless!
Eventually some students did manage to bribe university guards or tunnel their way out of the testing facility, according to Director Halbert. “But we tracked most of the traitors down,” the director said Friday. “We just couldn’t let the imagining process be tainted by their pessimism. They had to be stopped…We brought them back and showed them photos of their relatives tied up and beaten. They professed to imagining the system working flawlessly after that.”
Yup. 98% imagined. That 2% is a real bitch.
-
That's snark, right? It's hard to tell as Poli Sci departments really do kind of work like that.
-
Left Side's Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY#ws)
-
Hope n change cartoons...
Perfect.
I bet riot insurance in these areas is expensive as hell...let those places turn into ghost towns...every business should fold up and never come back...
-
Left Side's Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY#ws)
Feral apes only need an excuse.
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-07/new-russian-high-tech-tank-suffers-bsod-moment-during-army-parade (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-07/new-russian-high-tech-tank-suffers-bsod-moment-during-army-parade)
::hysterical::
You got it in neutral, Ivan?!
::laughonfloor::
-
They've screwed up Youtube links, I see...
I saw that yesterday. Not the best moment in a Dictator Military Might Parade, that's for sure.
::mooning::
-
(http://liberallogic101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/damocrats-500x426.jpg)
Liberal logic 101 via IMAO.US
Ever notice the blank stare you get when you point out to a libtard that they don't live in a Democracy.
Of course Democracy is only a step for them anyway - they long for full blown dictatorship ( with the "right people" in charge of course...)
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/a-real-threat-to-all-womyn-bud-light-marketing-slogans-t16310.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/a-real-threat-to-all-womyn-bud-light-marketing-slogans-t16310.html)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/isis-flag-decoded-upside-down-guys-sheep-goats-t16314.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/isis-flag-decoded-upside-down-guys-sheep-goats-t16314.html)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://liberallogic101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/damocrats-500x426.jpg)
Liberal logic 101 via IMAO.US
Ever notice the blank stare you get when you point out to a libtard that they don't live in a Democracy.
Of course Democracy is only a step for them anyway - they long for full blown dictatorship ( with the "right people" in charge of course...)
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/05/dont-be-a-hater/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/05/dont-be-a-hater/)
This is a nice companion to that...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/demos_zpszsdebkuq.png)
-
https://youtube.com/devicesupport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3scPIMd8#ws)
-
Isn't "FUBAR" universal? ::whatgives::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/slinkycat_zpsw9qilr9t.png)
Meet Slinkycat!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/heh_zpsnmy36uqt.png)
I waited a long time for the perfect picture of me on this streetcorner.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/zapped_zpsznch2xjj.png)
Nothing to do with Obama? I'll cover that bet.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/dangchilly_zpsltxv76vv.png)
Best damn chilly I ever had!
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1TMMX5FbNPI/VVUReA7AHlI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/DE4HUcNe2wc/s1600/obama%27s%2Bfavorite%2Bmessage.jpg)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/firearms-salesman.jpg)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dictator_zpsgdzv93ib.png)
H/T - WRSA
-
And this...
I humbly write today to denounce subversive and counter-revolutionary activities of certain botanical bullies, which you may know as "trees." Each spring they discharge their filthy male gametes in the form of pollen all of the property of the Collective, most notably, the People™, thus exemplifying reactionary biological functions, promoting male chauvinism, furthering the relentless Republican War on Women, and sabotaging the glorious economic recovery of your making. (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ban-trees-sperm-spewing-phallic-symbols-of-male-oppression-t16350.html)
Read it all!
I almost flooded my nasal cavities with Diet Dew!!!
-
I LOVE that site. ::laughonfloor::
I wish I had that much imagination.
-
More hilarity -
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
Reporter: Who will you vote for?
Comrade Snoop: Hillary Clinton. She is a great black woman and we need black women in the white house. We need a different perspective.
Reporter: Do you know that Hillary is not black?
Comrade Snoop: She is, because she and Bill told me. Why would they lie to a brother?
Reporter: Legally and biologically, you are not their brother.
Comrade Snoop: You are starting to annoy me.
Reporter: Will you vote for Comrade Brown for the elections if the Democrats nominated him instead?
Comrade Snoop: Are you insulting me?
Reporter: But Governor Brown is another candidate for presidency.
Comrade Snoop: What can Brown do for you?
Reporter: Logistics. Would you vote for any other candidate?
Comrade Snoop: Election is rigged to have Hillary win. I need my payment from the government, and I am not getting it from [...]
END TRANSCRIPT
We did not record the rest of the interview due to battery problems.
- See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/snoop-dogg-supports-hillary-id-love-woman-president-t16354.html#sthash.fVWHfper.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/snoop-dogg-supports-hillary-id-love-woman-president-t16354.html#sthash.fVWHfper.dpuf)
::hysterical::
-
I forget where I poached this (has a "I M 41" imbedded, but...I don't recall it being there, poach of a poach I reckon...), anyway...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dhead_zpsnf0ftkql.png)
::rolllaughing::
-
I forget where I poached this (has a "I M 41" imbedded, but...I don't recall it being there, poach of a poach I reckon...), anyway...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dhead_zpsnf0ftkql.png)
::rolllaughing::
Dayum! ::laughonfloor::
-
Democratic Deodorants
Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:
Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)
::hysterical::
-
Democratic Deodorants
Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:
Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)
::hysterical::
I think I'm gonna hurl....
-
Democratic Deodorants
Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:
Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)
::hysterical::
I think I'm gonna hurl....
I bet it smells like wet Wookie butt...
::puke::
-
Feminazis certainly come up with interesting terms...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/225004-feminist-outrage-du-jour-statue-at-university-in-texas-decried-by-feminazis-as-mansplaining/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/225004-feminist-outrage-du-jour-statue-at-university-in-texas-decried-by-feminazis-as-mansplaining/)
"Mansplaining"? ::whatgives::
IMO it wouldn't even be considered sexist unless they were closer and he was grabbing her ears! ::hysterical::
-
Democratic Deodorants
Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:
Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)
::hysterical::
I think I'm gonna hurl....
Vomit warning:
.
.
.
.
.
.
seriously, you've been warned:
.
.
.
.
.
.
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/Democrat_Deodorants_Michelle_Armpit.jpg)
-
Could've used more warning...
::speechless:: ::puke::
-
Could've used more warning...
::speechless:: ::puke::
As hard as he tried, I still agree. ::puke::
-
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)
One thing is certain, some operators of cars have this same problem. How in hell can they screw up have that accident in the most pristine weather conditions?
-
Could've used more warning...
::speechless:: ::puke::
Maybe we need something in the "more" section to warn us about potentially upsetting posts?
(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/rogerwolsey/files/2014/04/triggerwarning.png)
Staff?
-
I imagine you've all seen this smug little modification of the Gadsden flag:
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-30-at-9-06-48-am.png)
Well today I came across the perfect retort:
(http://i1.wp.com/media.fotki.com/1_p,rrtqbggkskrbktsxsrfddtdgbdk,vi/bkkwskfbxskwfgrttsxrkgkfkkgs/4/41655/188913/Theywerewarned-vi.jpg)
-
I hadn't seen either of them. I marvel at the idiocy of leftist "poke the bear" tendencies. It never goes well for them yet they just can't resist.
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/46807_10200392441234001_1864795020_n_zpse5cf5111.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/1284749521.jpg)
-
Pretty damn exiting (http://planetxnews.com/2015/06/02/pope-to-announce-alien-contact-on-june-15-harvard-scholar/)
So, in a nutshell? Well, from what Sheehan had just described, it looks like the largest single religious denomination on Earth is now mobilizing for the disclosure of ETs. If that is indeed the case, then it’s pretty damn exiting.
Yep ...
-
Pretty damn exiting (http://planetxnews.com/2015/06/02/pope-to-announce-alien-contact-on-june-15-harvard-scholar/)
So, in a nutshell? Well, from what Sheehan had just described, it looks like the largest single religious denomination on Earth is now mobilizing for the disclosure of ETs. If that is indeed the case, then it’s pretty damn exiting.
Yep ...
What? This reads like an Onion piece!
WTF is Planet X News anyway? Is this a bunch of purple-robed white-tennis shoe sporting moonbats or a bunch of Scientologist freakazoids or something?
::hysterical::
-
(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/rogerwolsey/files/2014/04/triggerwarning.png)
If high school nerd humor + feral cat dissection time offends you, don't click. I think it's funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqs8TEsopY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqs8TEsopY)
And all the right people are upset. ::thumbsup::
-
Caitlyn...Bruce...in-between shots during the Vanity Fair expose...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGryLsTUcAE2Is4.jpg)
#ChickWithaDick
-
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed-2.jpg)
::unknowncomic::
-
::facepalm::
That ain't right...
But that idiot had his ManCard revoked a long time ago, so...
::hysterical::
-
::facepalm::
That ain't right...
But that idiot had his ManCard revoked a long time ago, so...
::hysterical::
There's a rising groundswell of protest from PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Polyester) over this!
-
Via E-mail -
A young grade school boy...
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
Yup, some people can’t handle the truth!
-
If you find this funny. ...
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/23/0f734249-96f4-4770-b7b5-c028b57e1043.jpg)
You have seen too much anime.
-
(http://thedeclination.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/obamacare-constitution-toilet-paper.jpg)
-
OK, now that last one just torks me off...
That biffy should be remodeled, start with demolition...no notice required.
-
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-08-at-9.37.38-AM-550x383.png)
"Seriously? Everybody knows your ignorance is only exceeded by the width of Michelle's ass!"
::hysterical::
http://www.weaselzippers.us/225882-caption-this-angela-merkel-and-barack-obama-at-g7/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/225882-caption-this-angela-merkel-and-barack-obama-at-g7/)
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/zoomie_heavy-use.png)
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/zoomie_heavy-use.png)
Yeah, good App. ::thumbsup::
Saw that at WRSA, they are fertile ground spouting all sorts of neat stuff.
The companion piece to this one -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/gallows-open-for-business_zps1rflde1o.jpg)
...more of an in-progress/wrap up App but still a golden oldie. ;)
-
And these two were also over at WRSA -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/idiocracy_zpslil7g7qb.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dictoria-secret_zpsq2drzvvr.jpg)
...both relate to each other...
::unknowncomic::
-
(http://saboteur365.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/baby-on-phone-with-girlfriend.jpg)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/QvDn9IB_zpsmxbrgfur.jpg)
H/T - http://iotwreport.com/?p=289616 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=289616)
::hysterical::
ETA - http://youtu.be/Qtmi4Nc-3dE (http://youtu.be/Qtmi4Nc-3dE)
H/T - PeoplesCube
#2 ETA - UPDATE!!!!
Dolezal resigns from NAACP (http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2015/06/15/naacp-meeting-rachel-dolezal/)
Now, read this insane statement and tell me my assessment of how a good pc/div/multi-culti white person is supposed to behave (see link here!) (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=13241.msg145348#msg145348) isn't spot on!!!
This woman is insane...and is completely oblivious to her condition!
But hey, at least she is a good pc/div/multi-culti soldier...which is more than Fauxahontas can say...far as I know she hasn't resigned from whatever tribe she claims kinship with...
#3 ETA - Dolezal's parents - Rachel has "serious issues" (http://www.weaselzippers.us/226584-megyn-kelly-interviews-the-parents-of-racheldolezal/).
Well, that's an understatement!
-
Weaselzipper: "Just wrap them head-to-toe in bubble wrap and send them to school." (http://www.weaselzippers.us/226542-uk-elementary-school-bans-kids-from-doing-cartwheels-and-handstands/)
::hysterical::
Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...
This is what civilizations look like when they are dying...
-
Let's get the merely funny out of the way (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-campaign-play-list-t16465.html) and then get to the downright hilarious! (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/twitter-god-of-pc-smites-famous-scientist-t16469.html)
"...Macro-aggressor™ and Racist-Sexist-Homophobe-Transgenderphobe-Transracialphobe™..." - Kommissar Uberdave
"...you can now self-identify as a pygmy hermaphrodite and are no longer bound by the inequalities that nature has imposed..."
- Konservative_Punk
"...it doesn't matter what color your skin is, you can be a member of any protected class, simply by denouncing your white maledom and declaring that the content of your character (aka: self-identification) overrides the melanin content of your skin and the physiological genitalia assigned to your inner-character by the cruel and uninclusive natural processes." - Konservative_Punk
Damn, that there is first-rate stuff!
-
Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...
Michael Sam's wet dream.
-
Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...
Michael Sam's wet dream.
It will then be known as the National Fondling League.
::unknowncomic::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/194830_5__zpslqnhlo4f.jpg)
H/T-American Thinker
-
If bruce jenner can be female, then she has every right to be black....or indian.....or lesbian.....or bi sexual....she can also kiss my ass.
Which takes me to "The View"...yes, the older women in the gym watch it, it's in my face. So topic of discussion: 37 year old teacher had sex with 17 year old student, they married when she turned 18. I asked them why this is considered taboo, what's the big deal? Apparently my sarcasm was getting lost in translation so I had to tell them: If bruce jenner is considered a hero for changing sex and you've championed it, along with the ladies on "The View" why do you or them take issue with a couple only trying to be happy? What gives you the right to alledge this guy has a mental disorder?
-
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/bassturd101/chocolate_zpslwnsg3ta.jpg)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/194830_5__zpslqnhlo4f.jpg)
H/T-American Thinker
That is awesome!
-
Black Lab! ::laughonfloor::
I love this thread! :D
IOTW is back up...and I poached this -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/jennercat_zpskcm5a6rt.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oE4J2WFzPeI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oE4J2WFzPeI)
-
Another Vegan Fascist self-identifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=EYPAxEcZeuw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=EYPAxEcZeuw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9txh6Wn1Ew (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9txh6Wn1Ew)
Love the end of the last video :
The three stages of truth
1) Ridicule
2) Violent opposition
3) Acceptance
Right first the fascist ridicules you, then they call for and commit violent action against you, and then the fascist accepts a bullet into their body.
So its a rich vein of crazy.. apparently Banana girl follows and admires this guy
His Father goes on a Vegan diet and you know, dies anyway - but its a miracle - loosing 100+ lbs when weighing 400 before, improved his health.
Its all the veganism.. but keep watching it gets better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-sP98fmNs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-sP98fmNs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhUIns86cA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhUIns86cA)
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-20/world-according-americans (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-20/world-according-americans)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150620_world_0.jpg)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150620_world1.jpg)
-
[Initiate ProgTrollTM detection system]
I don't get it.
::stirpot::
:D
ETA - Oh lookie, they got another one there, for the States -
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150621_map.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-21/fake-boobs-flying-saucers-furniture-whats-your-states-stereotype (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-21/fake-boobs-flying-saucers-furniture-whats-your-states-stereotype)
I think we can improve upon this one...seems way too polite...
-
Hold off your drinks...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Family_Fathers_Day.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/father-s-day-a-celebration-of-discrimination-t16490.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/father-s-day-a-celebration-of-discrimination-t16490.html)
As usual the comments are a hoot!
-
And y'all have to see this!
Forget 'transracial,' now there's 'Otherkin' (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/forget-transracial-now-theres-otherkin-t16495.html)
The comments added in as text to the clip poking fun at "snowflake" are hilarious!
Otherkin my ass! Just another excuse to be a weird ass loser!
"I've never actually been around wolves..."
::hysterical:: No sh*t?!
That collar should be the electric variety!!!
-
Wheelchair bound Dwarf pretending to be Dalek with a sucker dart on his head gets Tasered (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html)
-
Wow, how much of this story is BS and which part is the most hilarious? This debate could go on a while...
1-Hypenated name and he is I guess a male, not a good sign.
2-Just who the hell is frightened by an angry dwarf yelling "externinate!"?
3-Is it illegal to retreat to ones home? I don't think so, at this point no real harm had been done, if people backed off and went about their business and ignored the little man it probably would have ended right there.
4-Obviously, the police are aroused and can't cool down like normal people until they kick in a door and give someone the business...and OMG, the dwarf has a kitchen knife!
::ohno::
5-This is hilarious! "When officers finally burst in, he was holding a 20cm knife and was so angry that 'veins were sticking out of his neck'.
Officers then stunned him because they 'feared for their welfare', the court heard."
Wait, you see a pic of this guy?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/22/12/29DB372D00000578-0-image-m-37_1434973001521.jpg)
With all that fur just how in the frick can the police see any vein in his neck? ::whatgives::
And "feared for you welfare"? Come on, what you have on this force, a bunch a pasty white over-weight pansies? You can't like use a kitchen chair to disarm a Hobbit?
::facepalm::
6-Little man is vexed, even kids taunt him, but hey he is also white, so he's screwed...
"The court head how Salter-Bromley - who was given an ASBO for the calls - exposed himself and spread excrement and urine around Hull's Wilson centre because his kitchen worktop was eight inches too high for him to reach."
He should have called it a public art performance maybe he'd have gotten some slack. Better yet, wrap a towel around your head and yell "Allah wills it!", they'd have backed off a mile.
7-OK, anybody ever get arrested for "affray"? I had to look that one up...fighting in public...we just call that assault. But hey, back to these big bad-ass cops who cannot disarm a dwarf, something a commoner can do quite easily - "Crown barrister Dale Brook told the court how a passenger had managed to disarm Salter-Bromley following the incident in September last year."
8-Banned from the rail/bus station. I wonder how many other little people get questioned as they enter? ::hysterical::
9-Banned from the health center...so if he gets sick he just dies on the street I guess, but hey its socialized medicine at its best, yes?
10-Ok, this is just funny, I don't care who you are! "Defence barrister Paul Genney said the offences sounded worse than they were and that his client was a lonely man who recently had his wheelchair stolen."
::laughonfloor::
How bad are things there that people actually think they'll benefit from swiping a wheelchair...and swipe it from a dwarf?
10-Back to the incident: "He had a target dart stuck to the middle of his forehead and dominoes in his mouth. He was in his wheelchair and said 'I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Exterminate!' "
OK, now who could taser this guy at this point? Seriously, if I had witnessed this I would be laughing my butt off! ::rolllaughing::
Yeah, he's an angry bitter little man who has been victimized by the usual rot that grows like bacteria in a swamp whenever leftist BS is allowed to take root...and yeah the little bugger goes a bit too far...but this is the perfect example front end to back end what is wrong with progressive social engineering. In the end 99% will be like this little man while the 1% enjoy luxury, health and freedom.
PS-For those thinking "it could never happen here"...if we can do this to those who fought and bled for this nation (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/buckets-of-rats-roaches-feces-found-in-tampa-va-hospital-kitchen-roaches-on-vets-food-trays/), how well you think the rest of us will fare under full-blown state-run healthcare?
-
This will bother you on so many levels (http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150618/forest-hills/artist-posts-ancient-word-on-billboard-then-asks-that-nobody-else-uses-it)
Is it the self-righteousness of discovering a bit of public property that was "lost" and then assuming it is yours because you found it?
Is it the arrogance of actually expecting others will respect such claims and protecting your "specialness"?
Is it the narcissism of having a light turn on every time a bot visits your page to take a look at that "specialness"?
Is it the despicable attempt to raise these actions to the level of "art"?
Is it the demand that we take something potentially useful - a word - used for communication between people and turn it into an absurdity because only "one" person can use the word?
Its really is another bit of leftism in sharp relief--
First, I want to be special, so I make up something special about myself -- I identify as black even though I am white, I am transgendered, I am a victim of a horrible rape, I feel like a cripple trapped in a health body, I am an adult and I sleep in a cradle and demand o be fed by boob, I really feel like I am a wolf trapped in a girls body, I discovered a special word that I want to be just my own, I am the artist formerly known as Prince..
second, I will bravely promote my abnormality on a bill board, on the internet, in print, on talk shows, or wherever so I can have my 15 minutes of fame and make people more aware of people like me.
third , I demand that every notice how special I am- and act to protect that (delusional) image of myself by treating me in whatever way I demand and funding me with public tax dollars.
They are all kids playing dress-up and using their imaginations- and if you don't play along, you are mean and evil.
-
Think I will use "the word"....and hope she contacts me.
-
Think I will use "the word"....and hope she contacts me.
Know what I have to say to that? Parbunkells
-
Holy parbunkells batman.
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqe4rc40xDo#)
How many of the dudes in this video have been claimed by AIDS since it was recorded?
-
(https://maddmedic.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/things-they-are-not.jpg?w=474)
-
http://www.infowars.com/this-week-in-progressive-lunacy-the-trigger-in-trigger-warning-is-too-triggering/ (http://www.infowars.com/this-week-in-progressive-lunacy-the-trigger-in-trigger-warning-is-too-triggering/)
We are soooo done.
-
Yes we are. And on a similar theme as your "not" graphic (that is really good, going to poach that one!)...
Via PeoplesCube:
Old offensive flags -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/oldflags_zpsegxsqvhe.png)
New state approved flags -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/newflags_zps2yaccawj.jpg)
And the new state sanctioned national flag -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/newflag_zpsuqqhymsd.jpg)
Yup, stuck in the crotch...
Swell, eh?
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/all-offensive-state-flags-must-be-removed-immediately-t16537.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/all-offensive-state-flags-must-be-removed-immediately-t16537.html)
-
Worlds Smartest Woman?
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-30-at-11.40.56-PM-550x335.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/227923-hillary-finds-out-about-cabinet-meetings-from-the-radio/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/227923-hillary-finds-out-about-cabinet-meetings-from-the-radio/)
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/CIysjHYW8AAovz8.jpg-large-538x650.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/227915-hill-arious-hillary-clinton-and-her-eternal-struggle-with-the-fax-machine/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/227915-hill-arious-hillary-clinton-and-her-eternal-struggle-with-the-fax-machine/)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/c3549d16_zpsc7fjoqng.gif)
-
Choosing a spouse...
http://iotwreport.com/choosing-a-spouse/ (http://iotwreport.com/choosing-a-spouse/)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha-good-one-dog-ag1.gif)
-
Not technically "funny" but this was the best place for it:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tXkDnbc0xKk/UvpNciwQMtI/AAAAAAAAQn8/-1kiQLbxUGM/s1600/security.jpg)
-
Time to play it is Parody or is it real! (http://www.hhs.gov/blog/2015/07/02/talking-your-family-about-aca-fourth-july.html)
Tips for Talking to Your Family about the Affordable Care Act this Fourth of July
\
This Fourth of July, families across the nation will gather around hot dogs (or their favorite vegetarian alternative) and potato salad to spend some quality time together, watch fireworks and reflect on the holiday’s meaning. But as much as we love our families – and we do, seriously –we don’t always agree when it comes to current events, like last week’s Supreme Court decision upholding tax credits that help make insurance under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) more affordable for millions of people.
Misinformation about the ACA is everywhere, and there’s been a lot of money spent to spread that misinformation – as much as half a billion dollars in ads, according to one 2014 estimate. Not surprisingly, many Americans still don’t know how changes the law made to insurance and the health care system can help improve their lives.
You should be prepared when Aunt Janine says something like, “Obamacare hasn’t helped anyone!” So here are a few points to remember during this long holiday weekend:
Situation: Uncle Ted claims Obamacare is a train wreck and has cost jobs.
You say: Uncle Ted, you’ve gotten ahold of some old talking points. With greater access to affordable, quality health insurance, the Affordable Care Act is helping individuals and strengthening our economy!
Since the main components of the law went into effect, we’ve reduced the number of uninsured by 16.4 million, the largest increase in the insured in decades. Before the ACA, the U.S. economy faced rapidly growing health costs that put enormous pressure on businesses and consumers. We paid more than any country without better health results, and millions of Americans were one illness away from bankruptcy. Today, we’ve seen the slowest growth in health costs in half a century, improved patient safety has saved an estimated 50,000 lives and $12 billion, and employer premiums for family coverage grew just 3 percent in 2014, tied with 2010 for the lowest on record back to 1999.
Meanwhile, since the ACA was signed, the private sector has added 12.8 million jobs over 64 straight months of job growth, extending the longest streak on record. The increase in employment over that period is due almost entirely to higher full-time employment. The number of people working part-time who would prefer to be full-time has fallen by 2.6 million from March 2010 through May 2015, including a decline of 1.1 million since December 2013.
Now, would you like more corn?
Situation: Your brother has a great idea for a start-up, but he’s afraid to lose benefits when he leaves his current job.
You say: The Affordable Care Act can help! (Note: The exclamation point denotes enthusiasm about the ACA, not an instruction to scream at your family.)
Today, all Americans can go online to a Health Insurance Marketplace and shop for quality health coverage. If you decide to start your own business, change jobs or you get laid off, that doesn’t mean you have to lose health coverage.
And thanks to the Affordable Care Act, many people qualify for tax credits to help pay for their coverage, no matter which state they live in – a benefit solidified by last week’s Supreme Court decision. For 2015 coverage, about 80 percent of Marketplace shoppers on Healthcare.gov had the option of buying coverage for $100 or less per month after tax credits. Affordable health insurance is within reach for more people than in any time in recent history.
Situation: Before reaching for another burger, your uncle mentions he’s been meaning to get a blood pressure screening he’s been putting off.
You say: Thanks to the ACA, most health plans must now cover recommended preventive services like annual checkups, flu shots and screenings at no out-of-pocket cost.
Today, about 137 million Americans have private health insurance that covers recommended preventive services without cost sharing. And with efforts like the “Healthy Self” campaign and “Coverage to Care,” we’re educating Americans about the new preventive services that are available to them.
Situation: Your younger cousin is about to graduate from college. She’s found a great internship that could really help her career, but it doesn’t offer any benefits.
You say: Thanks to the ACA, she can stay on her parents’ health insurance plan until she turns 26, getting the job experience she needs in today’s competitive economy.
That’s just one of the many consumer protections the ACA provides. Health insurance companies are no longer able to deny you health coverage if you’ve gotten sick before, and if you’re a woman, they can’t charge you a higher premium just because of your gender. The ACA helps the health system work better for individuals./quote]
-
Oh Good Grief!!
-
That much manure has to be government sponsored...
On a lighter note...
H/T PeoplesCube - (http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/35007-NASCAR_Trump_Mexico_zpsuxwzok8t.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nascar-s-new-fans-t16589.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nascar-s-new-fans-t16589.html)
::hysterical::
Yeah, they run from their Southern God-fearin' moonshine-running past at breakneck speed, bring in a bunch of Californicated liberals and now people are shocked to learn they threw the Confederate flag in the crapper and embraced a bunch of illegals and other locusts?
Yeah, funny as heck, but their cowardice isn't. NASCAR is setting the stage for its own demise...so that pic of a near-empty track is going to be pretty accurate...
Their attendance has been slipping in recent years...
Once the TV money goes away...
Poof!
-
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/618255598954639361/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/618255598954639361/photo/1)
::saywhat::
-
Faked.
The trash of America are having a field day that a few people fell for their faked photo. I mean the flag is fake, not the clown pants.
-
Meanwhile...
Bengahzi, not fake, nobody cares...
Emailgate, not fake, nobody cares...
Physically and mentally that creature is a trainwreck, not fake...nobody cares...
That is the real joke... ::unknowncomic::
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/228613-st-louis-microbrewery-introduces-new-beer-that-mocks-islam-libs-go-bezerk/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/228613-st-louis-microbrewery-introduces-new-beer-that-mocks-islam-libs-go-bezerk/)
Heh!
More proof (as if more is needed!) that Prog's are one of the biggest bunch of joyless bastards infesting the planet...second only to Islaminals...
-
I don't care about their berzerkery or their outrage and I will not be made to care.
Someday, I will choose to care, though, and they'll wish I hadn't.
-
Quick, get in the TARPIS! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/efa1/)
(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/efa1_doctor_who_play_tent.jpg)
I think mine is cooler...
-
Yours does look cooler.
Why are you calling it a TARPIS?
-
Yours does look cooler.
Why are you calling it a TARPIS?
A TENTIS then? Its fabric of some sort... tarp, tent, whatever. .
-
Did I post this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaHArkYLsM)
Oh well. If I did sue me. I know I showed it to my kids once.. but guess what - they don't remember.
Electronic Wasting disease I suppose.
-
Yours does look cooler.
Why are you calling it a TARPIS?
A TENTIS then? Its fabric of some sort... tarp, tent, whatever. .
TENTIS seems more appropriate. I wonder if it could suffice as a one-man ice fishing shelter?
-
Did I post this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaHArkYLsM)
Oh well. If I did sue me. I know I showed it to my kids once.. but guess what - they don't remember.
Electronic Wasting disease I suppose.
I don't recall seeing it.
A tale of origins and endings...clever.
-
And 'Soup's deer posting reminded me of this funny pic...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/121814-getwell_zpscytbrjyq.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
And the folks at the Cube...they just plain make me laugh my arse off!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-five-year-plan-no-432-t16618.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-five-year-plan-no-432-t16618.html)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/deadly-squirrel-virus-t16622.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/deadly-squirrel-virus-t16622.html)
::hysterical::
-
The PeoplesCube has been on fire lately. I really appreciate people who rise to the challenge of adversity.
-
the chart of the year (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-10/how-world-works-santelligram)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07/20150710_santelli_0.jpg)
-
the chart of the year (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-10/how-world-works-santelligram)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07/20150710_santelli_0.jpg)
I guess we're at 2 going on to 3. Why is this funny?
There should be an arrow indicating "Shooting starts now".
-
I tell ya...the Cube is on fire!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/komrades-denounce-your-whiteness-now-t16630.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/komrades-denounce-your-whiteness-now-t16630.html)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/pope-jesus-died-on-the-hammer-and-sickle-for-the-collective-t16632.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/pope-jesus-died-on-the-hammer-and-sickle-for-the-collective-t16632.html)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/Progressive_Bible_Book_zpsvdsqh2y8.jpg)
::hysterical::
The Latin give and take was pretty good too.
Excretus Est Ex Altitudine
::laughonfloor::
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-new-misogynist-microaggression-t16637.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-new-misogynist-microaggression-t16637.html)
Man, I really like these folks at the start of my day! ::thumbsup::
-
Ah, sometimes I wish I had Liberals in my life I could torment with stuff like this.. alas, I shunned them all years ago
http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/07/13/its-time-for-conservatives-to-play-by-the-new-rules-n2023689/page/full (http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/07/13/its-time-for-conservatives-to-play-by-the-new-rules-n2023689/page/full)
We conservatives have spent far too long playing by the old rules when liberals have completely changed the game. There was a time when laws meant what they said, when individual rights were important, when the government did not make it its business to oppress the executive’s ideological opponents, and when principles mattered. But that time has passed.
There’s a new set of rules, and while we don’t have control in Washington right now, we do have control most everywhere else – and someday a conservative will be president again. So there is no reason not to get going right now playing by the same rules the liberals do!
Of course, first we need to understand the basis of the new rules – it’s about having the moral courage to obtain and keep power. Until now, we conservatives have been guided by “principles” and “values” that only serve to distract us from what’s really important. Under the new rules, we will no longer let arbitrary ideas about how America should work get in the way of maximizing our ability to exercise our authority over others. After all, our supremacy is a moral imperative.
We will step beyond obsolete notions about process and embrace the primacy of results. We will stop treating “means” and “ends” like they are distinct and different – as 1984 (Read it – lots of great tactics, techniques and procedures!) teaches, “Power is not a means; it is an end.” Means and ends will flow together seamlessly, and we will stop getting hung-up on how we do things and focus on the real goal under the new rules – consolidating our power for the greater good.
Take the law. Under the old rules, judges were constrained by the plain meaning of the text, but that is far too restrictive. Words must mean what we need them to mean, no more and no less. We have to appoint judges who won’t prattle on about “judicial restraint” and “not legislating from the bench,” and who will reliably rule exactly how we need them to rule on each and every case. Let’s appoint judges, who understand that their purpose is to rationalize rulings that support our policy priorities, not seek some “legally correct” decision that might not. The law of the land is whatever we want it to be!
We should celebrate Judge Roberts’s recent Obamacare decision - it was liberating! He made it clear that when we want a different result, we don’t have to be deterred by the fact that the law means exactly the opposite. He affirmed that judges should interpret statutes – and the Constitution too – based upon a subjective desire for a particular outcome. Think of the possibilities for conservative progress if we aren’t hamstrung by some inconvenient text in a statute or the literal meaning of the words on some ancient parchment!
Where we have control of law enforcement, we have another great opportunity to play by the new rules. There are all sorts of liberal organizations out there shamelessly advocating policies and ideas we disapprove of. As we have learned, we can turn the power of the government upon them to root out this wrongdoing. We do not need to bother with accusing them of any kind of specific crime – why should we restrict our investigations to clear violations of laws? Instead, we can launch fishing expeditions to see what we can dig up – and even if there’s nothing, well, remember that the process is the punishment. Regardless, it’s important to establish that our political opponents will pay a price for presuming to oppose us.
And, naturally, when our allies are accused of breaking the law, we just ignore it. There needs to be two sets of laws – one for us, and one for everyone else. Otherwise, we might be constrained from doing what we please.
And there are other opportunities a huge government can provide us. Beyond audits and blocking vital certifications, the IRS has plenty of juicy information on every American – we can selectively release it to intimidate those who do not support us. And when we get a hold of everyone’s medical records under Obamacare – wow! What an opportunity!
Of course, there will not be any Obamacare. Oh, technically it might be hard to repeal (though getting rid of the filibuster entirely will make it much easier!), but who needs to repeal it when we can just choose not to enforce it? Our next president simply has to instruct the rest of the executive branch that they will not be taking any action with regard to implementing Obamacare, not collecting any of its taxes (they are taxes this week, right?) and not enforcing any of its mandates. Understand that we won’ be refusing to carry out the law – we’ll just be focusing on different executive priorities!
Perhaps the mainstream media will speak up, at least at first. But, you know, the New York Times, NBC and the rest really seem to have way too much power over our national conversation. It just isn’t fair how these big companies drown out the voices of regular people. Heck, these corporate entities are not even people and certainly should not have rights like people do to speak freely and so forth. They are more of a public utility, and frankly, they have not been serving the public good. That’s why we will use the FCC to take charge and oversee the shamefully deregulated mainstream media. We especially need some sort of doctrine to ensure fairness that forces the Washington Post and CNN to give a fair hearing to conservative ideas, religious views, and traditional values.
You know, there’s been a lot of bigotry against conservatives, religious people, and traditional Americans, and it is time the government took action by concentrating its anti-discrimination efforts on those spewing hate against them. We will have to root out policies and practices that result in such prejudice. Step one is focusing on colleges, where hate against normal Americans runs amok. Colleges that refuse to conform will lose their funding and tax exempt status – oh, and we will be taxing excessive endowments too. Schools like liberal Harvard have billions socked away, money that could be better used serving working Americans’ priorities than those of wealthy college administrators.
And speaking of billions, Hollywood and the entertainment industry need our attention. They spew out a tremendous amount of hate against conservatives, religious people, and traditional Americans, and that kind of intolerance simply cannot be tolerated. We’ll need to take action under the discrimination laws to punish the kind of offensive words and portrayals that make normal Americans feel unsafe and marginalized in theaters and their own homes.
Moreover, those in Hollywood and in the high tech world are getting far too rich. They are simply not paying their fair share – remember that their wealth came from the regular Americans who buy movie tickets and iPhones, and it is only right that these rich liberals give something back to working American families.
A 40% surcharge on all Hollywood and Silicon Valley windfall profits would go a long way towards making things fairer – and this has nothing to do with the fact that most Hollywood and Silicon Valley political money goes to our opponents. But don’t worry about our conservative allies in those two fields – if they don’t pay we just won’t prosecute them! But if you’re liberal, watch out!
Of course, it’s entirely possible that we and the Hollywood and high tech moguls can resolve the issues that led to them pouring money into our enemy’s coffers and come to some understanding that keeps us from having to rollback copyright protections on their intellectual property to, say, ten years.
This is only the beginning – the new rules liberate us from the constraints that for so long kept us from truly making conservative progress. All those “principles” and “ideals” about right and wrong and all that only served to take our eyes off of the real prize – our power, which we would only use for the common good.
Sure, we were all sad to see the old rules go, but gone they are. Our liberal friends made sure of that. So let’s make the best of it!
-
Heh -
WOW - 2
IMPORTANT - 1
INSANE - 4
RIDICULOUS - 4
SURPRISING - 1
AWESOME - 34
SMART - 5
Must only be 4 proglodytes causing mischief at Townhall...
I am in your boat too...I have to harass libiots from afar, I've purged them from physical contact...the ones I see at-large are annoying enough...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/tolerant-liberal-600x624_zpsbgwdoqjs.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/IMAGINE.gif)
-
I'm already there dude. ;')
My older brother is a moralist, I am a pragmatist. We're both students of conservationism but we approach it from different angles.
In one (of many) long, troubling discussions we have had recently I mentioned the antiquated notion of "governance by consent of the governed" and told him that I had withdrawn my consent. He was fairly horrified by this turn and wanted to know more.
"The left has won" I said. "So let them choke on their victory". Not only the culture warz, but the pivotal issues of our age. They succeeded in rendering the institution of marriage - the foundation for any civilization - meaningless. In an age where they had already succeeded in telling young people that marriage was unnecessary and passe, they set up the circumstance where now only phags want to get "married".
And the root fundamental issue of the 1st Amendment right of free association? Shot in the ass. Neutered. Snip snip. Gone.
SCOTUS tells us that we must purchase a product because some pinhead in Washington tells us that it's for our own good (even when it is crystal clear that it ISN'T). Fine you if you decline; jail you if you resist.
"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God"
If I'm going to bow down to anyone it sure as hell isn't going to be Øbongo.
So I have slipped the chain of obedience to a tyrant. Naturally I want to keep those chains off so the best way is to adopt the coloration of my surroundings. When I abandoned ethics and any sense of fair play that became easy. To leftists words are fluid, flexible, and things to be broadly interpreted. Anything means anything you want it to be. How liberating!
I'm no longer robbing a bank - I'm "repurposing" the money.
Racist terms like "Due Date" Past-Due" and "overage Charge" are all Microaggression trigger words and I'm on a mission to ban them from polite society.
Ignore the law? I wouldn't dream of it. Instead I'm prioritizing my options and maximizing my time management.
In the real world (of course) I am doing what I can to Go Galt because I do know that this merry~go~round can't spin out of control forever.
In the meanwhile the left invented Cloward-Piven...it's the least I can do to give them a heaping helping of their own medicine.
Edit: Altard-proofed
-
Whatever happened to...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos)
Last seen waddling through Mall of America, getting in the way of the productive half of America living their productive lives.
-
Whatever happened to...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos)
Last seen waddling through Mall of America, getting in the way of the productive half of America living their productive lives.
raptavio
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Dumbass/butttalk_zpsrzjhctgf.gif)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/c3549d16_zpsc7fjoqng.gif)
-
Yeah, "peaceful gathering/protest". On somebody else's property.
Ignore the law? I wouldn't dream of it. Instead I'm prioritizing my options and maximizing my time management.
I'm lovin' it.
-
Whatever happened to raptavio?
http://www.gifbin.com/988001 (http://www.gifbin.com/988001)
(enter at your own risk)
-
(I didn't risk it)
In other news...
Something the military will get to experience soon...at a battlefield/base/ship near you...
Dyke arrested for beating her bitch with a dildo (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902)...
...Oh oh, PoPo profiling is a no-no! How do they know it just wasn't how they tussle?
::hysterical::
And then there is this charming soul...
A wife lucky to have any man beats up her hubby...for flying the Confederate flag (http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2015/7/12/wife_arrested_after_.html).
Maybe she'll do OK in jail?
::rolllaughing::
-
Was the dyke charged with assault with a friendly weapon?
-
(I didn't risk it)
Chicken
::evilbat::
-
Lookie who woke up on the internets.
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)
::newyear::
-
(I didn't risk it)
Chicken
::evilbat::
Kinda had no choice...
You have accessed a blocked site.
...bloody work filter! What did I miss?
Please say raptard covered in pooh! ::praying::
-
Lookie who woke up on the internets.
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)
::newyear::
I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one! ::thumbsup::
-
Was the dyke charged with assault with a friendly weapon?
Here ya go...
"...a penis-shaped symbol of male oppression and misogyny." (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/woman-commits-battery-with-dildo-redefines-gender-roles-t16649.html)
::rolllaughing::
-
More hilarity via The Cube...
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Pluto_Protest_Surveillance.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/enlarged-flyby-photos-of-pluto-reveal-unexpected-surprises-t16652.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/enlarged-flyby-photos-of-pluto-reveal-unexpected-surprises-t16652.html)
::hysterical::
-
Lookie who woke up on the internets.
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)
::newyear::
I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one! ::thumbsup::
I love this one.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EEn5eiuuM_0/VJAw_sZPp4I/AAAAAAAAFMs/F-f2uPPLE4U/s1600/BloomCounty_LiberalHunting.png)
-
And he's got his A-Game going.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11179944_1005868556110564_1109205851245314335_n.jpg?oh=0ce84132abe07988f78ec36a6d09c5a3&oe=561B0D9A)
::hysterical::
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html)
::hysterical::
-
404 not found
-
404 not found
::pullhair::
::cussing:: computers!
I think I fixed it...
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html)
::hysterical::
One of the responses was "blame it on bush"......and I couldn't help but bust out laughing..... ::laughonfloor::
-
The People's Cube strikes again!
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Che_Conchita_Old_New_Rebel.jpg)
-
Oh, man...sometimes it's worth the pain of shooting diet dew out the nose...
::hysterical::
They are on another roll over there...
-
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in. I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele. So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!” I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have that in paperback?”
::thumbsup::
-
::bustamove::
-
::cool::
-
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in. I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele. So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!” I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have that in paperback?”
::thumbsup::
Now that there's funny. ::bows::
-
Well that didn't take long as leftism corrupts everything, absolutely.
Bloom County is now going after Republican voters.
Ready for Hillary. Because a corrupt hag is what best represents a corrupt, over the hill comic writer.
/unlike
-
Yup, everything.
In other news...
I find this more "entertainment" than "science", I think you'll see why...
A scientist responsible for finding signs of life on other planets has warned that human beings should probably think twice before making contact with aliens.
Professor Matthew Bailes is based at Swinburne University in Melbourne - and is leading Australia's efforts to find signs of extra-terrestrial life.
But he warned that making contact with aliens capable of transmitting powerful signals to Earth over tens of thousands of light years could lead humanity into disaster, because they're likely to be so much more advanced.
"The history of weak civilisations contacting more advanced civilisations is not a happy one," he said.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/scientist-warns-world-to-think-twice-before-replying-to-alien-signals-from-outer-space-10408201.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/scientist-warns-world-to-think-twice-before-replying-to-alien-signals-from-outer-space-10408201.html)
No sh*t? I'm glad a "scientist" pointed that out.
::hysterical::
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgC7uzqBEhU#)
::laughonfloor::
-
Via Kevin Baker (http://www.smallestminority.blogspot.com/) --
Quote of the Day - RACIST! Edition
Seen on Facebook:
White privilege = being held responsible for the acts of your ancestors by blacks who accept no responsibility for the acts of their children. Mark L. Anderson
-
Funny, but true. ::gaah::
-
Young Democrats gather at DNC event...
(http://www.campusreform.org/img/CROBlog/6693/Empty.jpg)
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6693 (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6693)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Hope...abandoned! ::laughonfloor::
-
http://iotwreport.com/what-the-heck-did-barry-eat/ (http://iotwreport.com/what-the-heck-did-barry-eat/)
Comments as expected are a hoot!
::hysterical::
"Bacon!"
::laughonfloor::
-
Newsflash!
Kelly Osbourne doesn't clean toilets..thinks Latino's are only good for cleaning her crapper!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/230842-kelly-osbourne-slams-donald-trump-for-being-a-racist-if-you-kick-every-latino-out-of-this-country-then-whos-going-to-be-cleaning-your-toilet-donald-trump/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/230842-kelly-osbourne-slams-donald-trump-for-being-a-racist-if-you-kick-every-latino-out-of-this-country-then-whos-going-to-be-cleaning-your-toilet-donald-trump/)
::hysterical::
Must be that inherited drug abuse...and the overly pampered lifestyle...
Certainly deserves a lengthly "swirlie"!
-
Perez later apologized to Osbourne for being “sensitive,” saying that her "disdain should go to only Donald Trump.”
So since Osbourne's a lib, it's OK. Gotcha.
-
Perez later apologized to Osbourne for being “sensitive,” saying that her "disdain should go to only Donald Trump.”
So since Osbourne's a lib, it's OK. Gotcha.
Not surprising that Osbourne, courtesy of Sharon, raised an idiot. When during your entire life you hear, smell and speak with libtards, chances are...
-
Swear word maps (https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/07/28/mapping-the-united-swears-of-america/)
(https://stronglang.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/jack-grieve-swear-map-of-usa-gi-z-score-asshole.png)
Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?
-
Hell Bitch sh*t Pussy!
::speechless::
Well, this is Prog central/Hildabeast territory...
::hysterical::
Good find Weisshaupt...once of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I needed a good chuckle today.
::thumbsup::
-
Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?
I've heard of a Masshole.... ::unknowncomic::
-
Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?
I've heard of a Masshole.... ::unknowncomic::
Yep.
It appears I've absorbed, by osmosis, the use of most of 'em. ::unknowncomic::
-
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.
The fu*k you say?!
The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.
-
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.
The fu*k you say?!
The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.
I bet Barry gets called that all the time.
-
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.
The fu*k you say?!
The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.
I bet Barry gets called that all the time.
As opposed to Assatollah?
-
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.
The fu*k you say?!
The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.
I bet Barry gets called that all the time.
As opposed to Assatollah?
::thinking::
An ass-worshipping Islaminal...
Yeah, that'll cover it.
-
Barry is the ayatollah of Shiiteollah.
-
From one of those viral email forwarding chain things..
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.
The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."
The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
The older lady said that she was right -- our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on to explain:
Back then, we returned milk
bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.
We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.
But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.
Back then we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the"green thing."
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?
Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much.
-
We could also add:
We didn't have the "green thing" back in our day, but our toilets worked more often on 1 flush back then than the multiple flushes needed now on "eco-freindly" low-flow toilets of today.
And we pumped oil out of our ground, refined it and used it...we didn't need Saudi Arabia or any other crazy-assed Muslim nation...where the "green thing" has done nothing but hamper our domestic energy production and gave us the wonderful idea of "ethonol" a process that wastes so-called "precious ground water" at a ratio of 10:1 or worse, but hey it says "green" and it is subsidized, so funtastic, eh?
-
http://iotwreport.com/libs-go-berserk-over-childrens-book-want-it-banned/ (http://iotwreport.com/libs-go-berserk-over-childrens-book-want-it-banned/)
Heh, if progs hate it, it must be good! ::thumbsup::
-
Frank J's series made at his new job..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6)
Okay maybe not that funny
-
Frank J's series made at his new job..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6)
Okay maybe not that funny
I made it through an episode and a half before I wanted to rip out his spleen - and feed it to him.
I'd say that's some sort of record for tolerance on my part ;')
;)
-
Frank J's series made at his new job..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGgm8TIMFU&index=2&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9uGC_hWB8&index=3&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPfWwy4G1Q&index=4&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-whSiHSmkQ&index=5&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&spfreload=10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVrGYgtTlk&list=PL8FSqhf6cNym-7XLfQhYfvPH8MSgsmXW8&index=6)
Okay maybe not that funny
I made it through an episode and a half before I wanted to rip out his spleen - and feed it to him.
I'd say that's some sort of record for tolerance on my part ;')
;)
Well, that's longer than I could stand...
-
Check out the horribly cramped and Spartan nature of this pathetic Martha's Vineyard vacation destination for poor B Hussein O and crew...
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Screen-Shot-2015-08-13-at-7.51.56-PM-550x366.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/231602-22-5-million-obama-vacation-mansion-houses-6-bedrooms-oversized-fireplace-infinity-pool/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/231602-22-5-million-obama-vacation-mansion-houses-6-bedrooms-oversized-fireplace-infinity-pool/)
Infinity pool? ::thinking::
Hey? Will this fella fit in that?
https://youtu.be/T0fp7Evc4QA (https://youtu.be/T0fp7Evc4QA)
Sharks deserve a break too!
::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/torture_zps3ncfk72e.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/torture_zps3ncfk72e.jpg)
::hysterical::
If you haven't bought this (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Far-Side-1980-1994/dp/0740721135/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1439574269&sr=8-2&keywords=far+side+complete) , you should. Apparently also available in paperback (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Far-Side-Gary-Larson/dp/1449460046/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439574269&sr=8-1&keywords=far+side+complete) though those probably won't last (my Cerebus Phone books certainly aren't) The Hardback edition is what I have and its durable with a very solid binding.
-
I have several of his that he issued as they came out, some are of those half-book size. Honestly I have to have close to all of his.
I recognize the "Prehistory" one in your link. Larson's Far Side is one of my all-time fav's! ::thumbsup::
Another one I recall, picture of two guys walking down the street approaching a corner, they cannot see around the corner but the readers can, guy says just about as they reach the corner "It's just one damn thing after another!" and two weird-ass alien-looking critters are coming from around the corner!
I got that one framed somewhere. ;D
-
via IMAO.. I wlays think Liberal Logic 101s stuff is funny but this one is the best I have seen so far.
(http://liberallogic101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/liberal-logic-101-2082-500x416.jpg)
-
Also via IMAO
Making your cats hunt for Dry Kibble (http://benjaminmillam.com/cat-geek/monkey-the-cat-hunts-for-dinner/)
Part of me is impressed because its Rube Goldberg engineering. The other part is appalled, because my cats do this all day. They get mice inside and outside the house. Sometimes they eat them. Sometimes they just bring the mice in to show us. ( want to interest me in a gadget, make a cat door that effectively screens the cat and denies entry when the cat has a mouse in its mouth..)
-
Heh, cute little bugger.
Re: cat doors...I have one I put on the door going downstairs, it is mostly the cat's domain down there, his food, one of his water dishes, his litter box...
But the crazy ::cussing:: would charge up the stairs and ram his head so hard into the swinging door that he quickly broke it...now it's just an open hole.
::facepalm::
-
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/dune-cat2.jpg)
-
Heh. Nice one. The blue eyes are a nice touch of detail! ::cool::
-
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11863375_1028912910460650_1705907493603644585_n.jpg?oh=9fb2e9582aee9b24f2be166c803aac06&oe=56838525)
::laughonfloor::
-
Heh!
Here's another funny involving Ms. StinkyPants -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Clintons/DeezNutsTV_zpsygyq7qas.png)
http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=10570.new#new (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=10570.new#new)
-
Best. Mario. and FAFA. Ever. (https://youtu.be/prbHolmeNcQ)
-
Hunter Biden - Ashley Madison cheater account not his, it's the work of "his enemies" (http://iotwreport.com/joe-bidens-son-ashley-madison-account-was-created-in-my-name-by-americas-enemies/).
Yeah, sure it is.
::hysterical::
But I bet his enemies are legion!
-
Hunter Biden - Ashley Madison cheater account not his, it's the work of "his enemies" (http://iotwreport.com/joe-bidens-son-ashley-madison-account-was-created-in-my-name-by-americas-enemies/).
Yeah, sure it is.
::hysterical::
But I bet his enemies are legion!
I bet that a bunch of people sign up for such a site using fake names - and I am sure many use the names of celebrities or people they admire. I am sure there is a Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Biggust Dickus, Naughtius MAximumus and a bunch of joke names there too.. Now if his credit card is the one attached to the account -- but my understanding is those records were encrypted.
I mean, you are going to cheat on your spouse and you sign up with your Real Name? And use your Real credit card instead of a gift card from the 7-11? But then this is Biden progeny.. and he thinks he has "enemies"...
-
As I said there, put the latitude longitude into google maps.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/3601+Reservoir+Rd+NW,+Washington,+DC+20007/@38.9127469,-77.0717547,118m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b7b6391c2011b7:0x93602109a0ba8ac1 (https://www.google.com/maps/place/3601+Reservoir+Rd+NW,+Washington,+DC+20007/@38.9127469,-77.0717547,118m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b7b6391c2011b7:0x93602109a0ba8ac1)
Moscow! No, just kidding, Washington DC. Go figure. ::laughonfloor::
-
Nice! MNHawk for the win!
-
Check this out!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/232624-rent-a-potus-barack-obamas-twitter-account-follows-male-escort-services-twitter-account/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/232624-rent-a-potus-barack-obamas-twitter-account-follows-male-escort-services-twitter-account/)
Obama Twitter account follows Rentboy.com!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Reggie must not be puttin' out like he used to!
::laughonfloor::
-
And Hunter Biden having both his credit card, and address on file, being traced back to his actual address and credit card. Think the little woman will be as clinging and dutiful as Hillary is?
America, **** Yeah!
::upsidedownflag::
/sigh
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgebZi17zI#)
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lol-cartoon-ag1.gif)
OK, now that was brilliant!
Gitcher, Budowd & Quicke!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)
I hope he does do a follow up!
-
Once you go riot, you never go bye-it. ::thumbsup::
-
Once you go riot, you never go bye-it. ::thumbsup::
Damn - no looting emoji's
::devil::
-
Once you go riot, you never go bye-it. ::thumbsup::
Damn - no looting emoji's
::devil::
In this day and age? Tsk, tsk...
Back to LOL -
http://www.weaselzippers.us/233124-sprinklers-drench-guests-at-swanky-hillary-clinton-fundraiser/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/233124-sprinklers-drench-guests-at-swanky-hillary-clinton-fundraiser/)
Heh!
God/Karma?Whatever...
::clapping::
-
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven.
“Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot.” ”What’s the bad news?” asks Ole.
“The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .” ”Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” says Ole. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly,” Sven says. “She’s a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she’s going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don’t pee in your eye.”
::thumbsup::
-
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Cut scene from original BSG (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J_qPgWxEBk&feature=youtu.be) where Apollo explains Freedom to Boxy.
Life is precious and no one has the right to tamper with another's without running the risk of forfeiting their own
The best part is Boxy continuously interrupting with some variation of "so lets kill them"
-
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/poor-me-magazine-get-a-free-lifetime-subscription-today-t16918.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/poor-me-magazine-get-a-free-lifetime-subscription-today-t16918.html)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Poor_Me_Magazine_Issue_1.jpg)
-
::rockets::
-
Posting this not for the article but for the comments to it, which many are chuckle-worthy!
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/602289/EXCLUSIVE-Does-mysterious-alien-corpse-found-in-Russia-prove-ETs-visit-Earth (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/602289/EXCLUSIVE-Does-mysterious-alien-corpse-found-in-Russia-prove-ETs-visit-Earth)
AlphaMale11 hours ago
This looks to be a thetan from the planet Teegeak. I believe his name was Xenu,
Signed
L. Ron Hubbard
::hysterical::
-
I don't get what was funny about the BSG? Now this is funny.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTzhJ2eV1f0#)
Go straight to 6:46 for one of the funnier outtakes of all time. Remember, the robot is a monkey in a suit, hence the coaching you hear in the background. Chin up, Evie, come here, Evie, ect.
-
https://twitter.com/TheDCVince/status/637335562429571072/video/1 (https://twitter.com/TheDCVince/status/637335562429571072/video/1)
RW Reagan ?@RWReagan1 Aug 28
@TheDCVince @VerumEstLiberta That's not a sex toy. Is it?
::puke::
::thinking::
::laughonfloor::
-
I don't get what was funny about the BSG?
I thought it was funny that Boxy kept coming back to the same place. "Why don't we kill them?"
Perhaps its only funny to me. It just seems to mirror a lot of conversations I see on the Interwebs - someone with some plan to regain political control going on at length and then someone says ( sometimes me, but not always) - There are no political solutions... which leaves...
-
OK, cute, in the little child has common sense, kind of way.
But still not a funny as "Diggit s**t on the rug!"
-
OK, cute, in the little child has common sense, kind of way.
But still not a funny as "Diggit s**t on the rug!"
Well no. I didn't know where else to post it though...
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=133&v=agcRwGDKulw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=133&v=agcRwGDKulw)
-
Even without knowing how to behave when one enters the Casino, this headline is a home run chuckle!
Investors Paranoid That Other Investors Are Even More Paranoid (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-15/investors-paranoid-other-investors-are-even-more-paranoid)
::hysterical::
-
::speechless::
::laughonfloor::
WTF?!
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Code-Pink-Fattie.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/234300-feminist-whines-telling-a-fat-person-she-has-a-pretty-face-is-a-microaggression/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/234300-feminist-whines-telling-a-fat-person-she-has-a-pretty-face-is-a-microaggression/)
You want to be praised from having that fat...macroaggression...sagging between your legs instead?
::vafancoul::
-
The hideous and always bitter leftist shrews on The (Jaundiced) View get lit up for their ignorant disparagement of Miss Colorado's Miss America pageant monologue about her experiences as a nurse.
http://iotwreport.com/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-the-view-ladies-mock-her/ (http://iotwreport.com/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-the-view-ladies-mock-her/)
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-view-ladies-mock-her (http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-view-ladies-mock-her)
It is especially hilarious since many in the nursing profession are progressives and would probably agree with these twits on most things...but as usual the hags in this show once again demonstrate their ignorant and catty behavior for a few viewers to see...
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=dg0rzQcRW6I#)
::rolllaughing::
-
Jeez...who taught 'em that?
::hysterical::
-
Dorito's introduces Obama Chips (http://www.weaselzippers.us/234591-tastes-like-fabulous-doritos-introduces-new-lgbt-themed-rainbow-flavor/)...
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-17-at-4.39.24-PM-550x427.png)
::puke:: I bet they taste like dreck! ::puke::
::laughonfloor::
-
I'll boycott Frito-Lay from now on. I much prefer Zapp's anyway.
-
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples. :D
-
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples. :D
Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.
(http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.ACU6Rb3t5G%2fYt1J%2ba1YfZA&pid=15.1)
-
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/) via imao
-
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples. :D
Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.
(http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.ACU6Rb3t5G%2fYt1J%2ba1YfZA&pid=15.1)
I reckon "voodoo" flavor is so spicey it'll kill ya, eh? Looks like multi-culti colored zombies on the bag. ::hysterical::
Yeah, I'd try that. ;D
-
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/) via imao
Heh.
This is pretty good too.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-star-wars-better-than-star-trek/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-star-wars-better-than-star-trek/)
"Star Wars has never been about the technology. How do lightsabers work? Crystals or some sh*t. How can they travel faster than the speed of light? f**k you, that's how."
::hysterical::
-
And we go from Cracked...to funny but gross...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-reveals-truth-to-star-in-new-show-i-am-michael-t16995.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-reveals-truth-to-star-in-new-show-i-am-michael-t16995.html)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/36191)
::hysterical::
-
Ugh. ::facepalm::
http://iotwreport.com/the-realistic-barbie-doll-lammily-just-got-her-first-period/ (http://iotwreport.com/the-realistic-barbie-doll-lammily-just-got-her-first-period/)
Lammily, the realistic barbie doll...
Stupid beyond description...then I read on...
You know what I want to see? I want to see an “honest reality-based” video where parents have a talk with their little transgender child and explain how they won’t be buying the Lammily doll because they will never be menstruating.
I’m going to produce a different doll for the parents that want to push their mentally ill child into believing they’re a woman. My doll will be called Anomaly.
It will have a detachable scrotum and a penis that can be inverted. It’ll have bolt on tits, handfuls of hormones, some collagen injections, Adam’s Apple scrapers, a pitch control for the voice box, and a psychiatrist’s couch.
Heh!!!
-
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples. :D
Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.
(http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.ACU6Rb3t5G%2fYt1J%2ba1YfZA&pid=15.1)
I reckon "voodoo" flavor is so spicey it'll kill ya, eh? Looks like multi-culti colored zombies on the bag. ::hysterical::
Yeah, I'd try that. ;D
The Voodoo tastes like crap, IMHO. It's a mixture of all of the spices. The rest are really good, though. Especially the jalapeno!
-
https://youtu.be/bcENL_Vdoqw
Heh!
-
http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/26/activists-angry-as-buddhist-university-in-colorado-takes-steps-to-whack-100-prairie-dogs/ (http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/26/activists-angry-as-buddhist-university-in-colorado-takes-steps-to-whack-100-prairie-dogs/)
In boulder, Little league has to go fill in the holes in their field before each game because they aren't allowed to kill this endangered species
Of course this starts getting really funny when they get infected with some fleas carrying the black death. I hope that happens soon.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE)
Well, I am pretty sure I know which 20% is the part that causes 80% of the problems.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE)
Well, I am pretty sure I know which 20% is the part that causes 80% of the problems.
it seems the more I learn about this world the more nihilistic I become - killer97
Not unexpected.
-
Get a load of this -
The Iranians Inspected Themselves and Said “No deek, I see no deek” (http://iotwreport.com/the-iranians-inspected-themselves-and-said-no-deek-i-see-no-deek/)
::hysterical::
Yeah...OK, I could see them not knowing a penis from a clitoris...
::laughonfloor::
And hey there is an easy fix here...tell DAESH that the Islamic Regime in Iran is OK with Nancy-boys...
::whoohoo::
-
http://twitchy.com/2015/10/01/brace-for-facepalm-socialist-utopia-cheerleading-in-the-wapo-is-hilarious-and-sad/ (http://twitchy.com/2015/10/01/brace-for-facepalm-socialist-utopia-cheerleading-in-the-wapo-is-hilarious-and-sad/)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQMqgXdXAAAE7rO.jpg:large)
Translated : "True Freedom relies on using government power to enslave others who do work so you don't have to."
I think a writer at the Washington Post needs to be freed from the demands of their employer.
-
I would like to make them choke on their BS, institute this insanity so I can sit on my ass in my government provided home, eating government provided food and drinking government provided booze...and not show up for whatever BS job the government assigns me..just like in the old Soviet states! I double-dog dare 'em!
-
via instapundit
Nihilistic Password
Security Questions.
BY SOHEIL REZAYAZDI
- - - -
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilistic-password-security-questions (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilistic-password-security-questions)
-
Heh!
-
Perfect example of Dhimm in Alaska.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=nU5cMZymSr0\ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=nU5cMZymSr0\)
"What have I done to you?" ::laughonfloor::
-
Is this a shtick? Seriously, who talks like this? You gotta be sh*ttin' me?!
"Go Bear, Go!"
Oh, and eat her, make it stop, please God make her STFU! ::praying::
::hysterical::
-
I am glad to announce that I am nothing like the Modenr Man described in the times (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0)
I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably
[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.[/quote]
He probably cries mostly when the Gansta Rap people he listens to point a gun at him and have sex with his wife - who invites them over regularly because she is married to a beta who is into mellon ballers , shopping for shoes for his wife ( that is where the Gangstas send him when they are getting busy) or putting the dishes away ....
An EPIC troll my friends.. leave it alone. .
-
From the man who brought us Feminist Music, in my music thread, I give you...
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYN7l--3oY#)
Multicolored Land Whales. ::thumbsup::
-
I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably
[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
Never heard of Wu-Tang or Michael Mann. The last time I smashed the sh!t out of my finger, I almost cried. When my mom died, I cried like a baby.
And I'm glad I don't own any guns. ::evil::
-
I am glad to announce that I am nothing like the Modenr Man described in the times (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0)
I had to look up Wu-Tang ( Gansta rap) and I do not own a single Michael Mann Film on VHS, DVD or Blueray.
And predictiably
[quote[25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
He probably cries mostly when the Gansta Rap people he listens to point a gun at him and have sex with his wife - who invites them over regularly because she is married to a beta who is into mellon ballers , shopping for shoes for his wife ( that is where the Gangstas send him when they are getting busy) or putting the dishes away ....
An EPIC troll my friends.. leave it alone. .
[/quote]
The "modern man" squats to pee.....
-
The problem is that modern man is really a good old fashioned metro sexual fag. YUP I SAID THE F WORD.
-
Every policy conversation you will have with a libtard, in the past, in the present, in the future, featuring Ted Cruz.
http://youtu.be/Sl9-tY1oZNw (http://youtu.be/Sl9-tY1oZNw)
-
Oy. Monkey see, monkey say.
-
I think a chimpanzee has more going on upstairs than your average Prog...
But hey, people like this idiot and the mook in the White House prove even a complete moron can be President of something...
97% of chimpanzee's agree with this statement!
-
https://youtu.be/bnoFKskvSq4
A gun Free America in 5 easy steps.
-
https://youtu.be/bnoFKskvSq4
A gun Free America in 5 easy steps.
Sambo P-Man 15 hours ago
Rounding up 10 million illegal immigrants - Impossible task.
Rounding up 300 million guns - Common Sense.
See how that works?
OK, back to stacking Fedcoats like cord wood again...
Whichever way they want it...
-
Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.
http://eagnews.org/swat-descends-on-co-school-over-students-halloween-costume/ (http://eagnews.org/swat-descends-on-co-school-over-students-halloween-costume/)
Seriously? Nobody could like, approach the kid and confirm it is a costume? Oh wait, they willing disarmed themselves and banned guns from lawful folks...but love to call and have SWAT come blasting in...
Should have dressed as a beheaded Christian slaughtered by Mohammadans...everybody would get a chuckle out of that and nobody would have called SWAT...
::unknowncomic::
And speaking of bad costumes...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/236237-isis-executioner-nicknamed-the-bulldozer-cuts-teenagers-hand-and-foot-off-for-refusing-to-join-the-terror-group/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/236237-isis-executioner-nicknamed-the-bulldozer-cuts-teenagers-hand-and-foot-off-for-refusing-to-join-the-terror-group/)
...when did Michael Moore join ISIS?
-
Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.
These are the same dingleberries who mocked the response to Clockmhed.
Progs have no sense period.
-
Progs have no sense of humor...pc/diversity/multi-culti cult prohibits it...it could hurt someones feeeeeeeeelings.
These are the same dingleberries who mocked the response to Clockmhed.
Progs have no sense period.
I stand corrected. ::hat-tip::
And...I should/do know that...I have no excuse... ::bus::
-
https://youtu.be/K9lzez1WoX8?t=57
-
“Has your mother ever told you that you’re the daughter of Webb Hubbell, and not Bill Clinton,”
::hysterical::
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/video-chelsea-asked-if-bill-preys-on-young-girls/ (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/video-chelsea-asked-if-bill-preys-on-young-girls/)
Like anybody would tell her the truth about anything...
-
Chelsea did not deny it.
Just sayin'
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Chelsea_Clinton_Webster_Hubbell_dad_.jpg)
Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a poli sci classroom, you never know what you'll find.
-
::speechless::
Touching Hildabest at all...
(shudder!)
::exitstageleft::
Can't blame Bill for doging that bullet! ::laughonfloor::
-
Glad I wasn't eating when I looked at that pic.
-
I think a chimpanzee has more going on upstairs than your average Prog...
But hey, people like this idiot and the mook in the White House prove even a complete moron can be President of something...
97% of chimpanzee's agree with this statement!
Well, it IS true that a chimpanzee left alone in the wild will continue to feed itself, without the aid of taxes on either you or me. Could anyone dare claim the same of a prog?
-
I think a chimpanzee has more going on upstairs than your average Prog...
But hey, people like this idiot and the mook in the White House prove even a complete moron can be President of something...
97% of chimpanzee's agree with this statement!
Well, it IS true that a chimpanzee left alone in the wild will continue to feed itself, without the aid of taxes on either you or me. Could anyone dare claim the same of a prog?
Heh, umm....no.
::hat-tip::
-
Progs are soooo gross!!!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/236822-harpy-joy-behar-im-aroused-by-bernie-sanders/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/236822-harpy-joy-behar-im-aroused-by-bernie-sanders/)
::speechless::
::puke::
Is she blind as well as stupid?!
That virus runs deep and ruins much, eh?!
::exitstageleft::
::hysterical::
-
Don't be angry with her. It's just been a while since anybody/thing has crawled in her bed drunk or high or a crazy.
-
You're talking something greater than a Jubilee, eh?
::hysterical::
-
I think this fella speaks for all of us here!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/flash_zpszoropbjx.gif)
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz0o9clVQu8#)
::hysterical::
A lot of butthurt members of The Dumbest Generation in the comments section, also.
-
Heh, pretty good, and I like the closing part.
And that clever subtle little text at a the end - "Millennials, they're like pets, that work sometimes" ::hysterical::
On that note...
Boo Ninny 1 day ago
Lol, at least pets give something back, like companionship. Millenials are just useless.
Heh!
And yeah, they are lacking a sense of humor...people need to realize generalizations don't apply to everybody...but to the ones they do apply to, well, they self-identify themselves with their butthurt comments!
-
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/38fdfaf1044246749d5aaeb9403c44d4/tumblr_nwc1s1HwHL1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
http://happyacres.tumblr.com/page/2 (http://happyacres.tumblr.com/page/2)
-
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/38fdfaf1044246749d5aaeb9403c44d4/tumblr_nwc1s1HwHL1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
http://happyacres.tumblr.com/page/2 (http://happyacres.tumblr.com/page/2)
That was close...I almost had liquid in my mouth! Hate it when that happens to my nose.
-
They have some good stuff there...a bit of intentional irony they call themselves Happy Acres...should be Reality Acres...but I think it is the persons place not an ideal per se...
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/b5a8c391fbce2e705e9f5ce9d6ce71f9/tumblr_nw5ufdOKID1r7p8tto1_400.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/548614340ed67178d0ff0a7f5eabfffa/tumblr_nw12s971Oa1r7p8tto1_500.png)
-
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-sun-express-plane-passenger-6670686 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-sun-express-plane-passenger-6670686)
George Clooney?
::hysterical::
-
Heh.
Celebrate (Alaska Day) with the former governor, and kill baby seals and polar bears!
(http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Breitbart-Sports/2013/12/09/123jpeg.jpeg)
And Saint Palin raised the Purdey up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy shotgun, that with it I may blow the progs to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/celebrate-alaska-day-t17087.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/celebrate-alaska-day-t17087.html)
:D
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/237442-man-sets-fire-to-his-house-does-dance-on-the-roof/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/237442-man-sets-fire-to-his-house-does-dance-on-the-roof/)
Snake Plissken • 3 hours ago
It would've been much funnier if, after tasing the moron, they grabbed him by the arms and legs and pitched him off the roof onto the ground . . . or pitched him BACK inside the burning house . . .
I agree.
-
Worth $6k?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/237769-sunday-smile-the-best-jeopardy-answer-ever/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/237769-sunday-smile-the-best-jeopardy-answer-ever/)
Oh, hell yes!
-
Rats. One of the few nights I missed watching ......
-
Almost as funny as regretsy
http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ (http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/)
-
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f085022087c01e7f32b68ca0bd68ea9/tumblr_nw8bmmOlFX1rrqskho1_1280.jpg)
Has to be stoners...or just millennials...can't work a trimmer or know what one is...but I bet the former can trim a cannabis plant and the latter can Google "trimmer"!
::hysterical::
-
Ok, that's fifteen minutes I'll never get back.
-
Ready for Halloween?
(http://americanirony.us/images/galleries/funny-questionable-halloween-costumes/1.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
Screw PC!
-
I saw that on American Digest, the only title being "Dad", so I imagine that's Gerard's father, and him as a child.
-
Coffee burns when exiting the nostrils. ::laughonfloor::
-
I need more humor...the news today is going to have me blow a gasket...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/theend_zps8r1wxygl.jpg)
Heh.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/nwaw_zpscota8ber.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
I need more humor...the news today is going to have me blow a gasket...
(http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/haveyoul.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/TEbYTheSPFI/AAAAAAAAUpg/jANdfzvac-w/s400/dark-humor.jpg)
-
I need more humor...the news today is going to have me blow a gasket...
(http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/haveyoul.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/TEbYTheSPFI/AAAAAAAAUpg/jANdfzvac-w/s400/dark-humor.jpg)
Now that was funny! ::hysterical::
-
For our folks with farm critters...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/Whowillitbe_zpsee5binio.jpg)
-
For our folks with farm critters...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/Whowillitbe_zpsee5binio.jpg)
It really depends on how fast the long-necked one could run. For me, selection tended to made by which idiots were sitting still nearest the door when I went to get the next one. Otherwise it was the first bird I was able to grab as they tried to get away.. Of course Michelle did want all but two of the roosters killed ( tired of the crowing I guess) so those guys were targeted. Especially the Dark Cornish rooster who decided he would live with the Wyandots. I guess my wife is a chicken racist.
-
OK, yee be warned! Keep beverages away while watching this...
Especially you, Alan! ;D
https://youtu.be/dJJltIuVXpM
...that trophy bit almost had me...
::laughonfloor::
-
::thumbsup::
-
"You'll even get this handsome trophy just for trying" ::laughonfloor::
-
Reporter meltdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Syjp9lsWBhc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Syjp9lsWBhc)
-
Eh, he's a leftist tool. Your mileage may vary.
-
Eh, he's a leftist tool. Your mileage may vary.
Heh!
-
The "Ha ha!" funny -
(http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/piers-morgan-carson-teaparty-.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/ (http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/)
Heh!
And the "OMG, like this is news?!" funny -
http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/)
-
The "Ha ha!" funny -
(http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/piers-morgan-carson-teaparty-.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/ (http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/)
Heh!
And the "OMG, like this is news?!" funny -
http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/)
Ssssssssmack!
-
The "Ha ha!" funny -
(http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/piers-morgan-carson-teaparty-.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/ (http://iotwreport.com/piers-has-a-question/)
Heh!
And the "OMG, like this is news?!" funny -
http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/239091-obama-becomes-first-u-s-president-to-pose-for-a-gay-magazine/)
Ssssssssmack!
More like...
(http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/karen-bitch-slap-o.gif)
-
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X_5QUXKRVMk/Vh2C1x0Tj2I/AAAAAAAAUqE/MNfgJX9hNEc/s1600/obama.gif)
-
Know your rights!!!
http://www.leoaffairs.com/police-humor/am-i-being-detained-know-your-rights-video-parodies-cop-blockers/ (http://www.leoaffairs.com/police-humor/am-i-being-detained-know-your-rights-video-parodies-cop-blockers/)
-
Heh, pretty funny.
That wheelbarrow thing too.
I hope that is manure! :D
-
People at PC have been rolling lately, this one stood out - http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/epa-to-shut-down-national-parks-for-emissions-violations-t17173.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/epa-to-shut-down-national-parks-for-emissions-violations-t17173.html)
::hysterical::
Good stuff. ::thumbsup::
Also, I might have to rethink this aversion to social media...I think I found somebody worth following...
https://twitter.com/gselevator (https://twitter.com/gselevator)
...there is some funny as heck stuff there!
For example - "Butt dial, bruh, & beer o'clock got added to the dictionary. Who cares what condition we leave the planet in for the next generation?"
And the "bond traders" diagram of The Syndicate: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJafDe-XAAQxl-s.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
This PeoplesCube idea is brilliant!
Opening Soon - Craptek's Safer-Space™ World™
Partial list of Safer-Space™ products
Craptek's POP-UP™ Safer-Space™ tent with MAF™ (micro-aggression filter) Comes with complimentary copy of Craptek's best selling The Children's™ Micro-Aggression Handbook™
FDYS™ (feet, do your stuff) running shoes. Sprint from Safer-Space™ to Safer-Space™ in style!
Blow-Up-Safe-Teddy™ portable teddy bear for those sudden Safer-Space™ needs
Quick-Set™ Safer-Space™ folding portable signs and cones- set up in seconds around your MobileSS™ (Mobile Safer-Space™)
DTSSOB™ (Don't Tailgate - Safer-Space™ on Board) Bumper stickers for on-the-go-protesters.
4IMSS
A four foot inflatable Mobius safety space which would make it possible to embed the 4IMSS™ into three dimensions so that the boundaries are a perfect circle lying in some plane. It would then allow the owner the ability to walk along the length in perfect security while giving them the ability to return to the starting point which would provide a glorious safety zone perhaps in some parallel dimension. Rather fitting....
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/opening-soon-captain-craptek-s-safer-space-world-t17189.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/opening-soon-captain-craptek-s-safer-space-world-t17189.html)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
And seriously, I guarantee you...somebody try to sell stuff like this...some Communard (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=13745.0) would buy it!!!
-
Parody Gold!
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-walmart-someone-insulted-me-in-one-of-your-stores-your-ceo-must-now-resign/ (http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-walmart-someone-insulted-me-in-one-of-your-stores-your-ceo-must-now-resign/)
H/T - http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/justice-for-commissarka-pinkie-t17194.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/justice-for-commissarka-pinkie-t17194.html)
-
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russian-politician-raises-hell-with-imnotcharlie-drawing/548973.html (http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russian-politician-raises-hell-with-imnotcharlie-drawing/548973.html)
Somebody is going to have to help me with this...wtf is that hair about?
Is the Novaya Zemlya Mushroom Cloud Formation the latest rage in Putin's Empire?
::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Clintons/Clinton_laugh_factory_2_zpsu2ho9g24.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Clintons/Hillary_Laugh_Factory_zpsb7m6qs4j.jpg)
H/T - http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-stages-riot-over-internet-video-at-laugh-factory-t17209.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-stages-riot-over-internet-video-at-laugh-factory-t17209.html)
::hysterical::
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-20/friday-humor-meet-phuc-dat-bich-aussie-man-who-irritated-facebook-ban (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-20/friday-humor-meet-phuc-dat-bich-aussie-man-who-irritated-facebook-ban)
::laughonfloor::
-
You're on a roll, Libertas. ::laughonfloor::
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12244281_10153357103022424_5750740302428827696_o.jpg)
-
Yeah...he did. And he's blaming it on the Subway diet!
Karma, sometimes when it comes around it hurts like a MF!
-
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12208852_563390287160325_6053682724222859799_n.jpg?oh=01a3e124aa8e805ccbd638efde52de3b&oe=56B06159)
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_psRb5AtpI#)
-
https://www.facebook.com/sundayworld1/videos/10153472729386600/ (https://www.facebook.com/sundayworld1/videos/10153472729386600/)
What happens when a poor raccoon stumbles upon Hillary's stash?
(http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Alcohol/DrunkBanana.gif.pagespeed.ce.XlO7jWSMQM.gif)
-
Heh, Ranger Rick is Clinton-faced! ::hysterical::
Check this out...latest effort to save the DNC from insolvency...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html)
...the stupid that make up their base that actually have any money will probably go for it!
::laughonfloor::
-
Heh, Ranger Rick is Clinton-faced! ::hysterical::
Check this out...latest effort to save the DNC from insolvency...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html3 (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html3)
...the stupid that make up their base that actually have any money will probably go for it!
::laughonfloor::
Libertas - edit your link (remove the "3").
-
Heh, Ranger Rick is Clinton-faced! ::hysterical::
Check this out...latest effort to save the DNC from insolvency...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/four-old-babushkas-of-the-people-s-cube-where-are-they-now-t17217.html)
...the stupid that make up their base that actually have any money will probably go for it!
::laughonfloor::
Libertas - edit your link (remove the "3").
Done. ::hat-tip::
-
If it isn't the Zippers busting me up...it's the Cuber's...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-who-t17226.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-who-t17226.html)
Those Hitlery pics are spot on!
-
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/672356565110947840/photo/1
-
(http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12243277_1189242377758814_6893557920798082191_n.jpg?oh=2bae3d408267f6689dd2611648320eb2&oe=56F067DE)
-
::hysterical::
And the flooded nasal cavity award goes to... ::rimshot::
-
San Bernadino murderous Muzzie hubby on his wedding night...
http://youtu.be/tUMBdfXIdRY (http://youtu.be/tUMBdfXIdRY)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6PKA_QXQ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6PKA_QXQ8)
I think this is the first time I have ever seen Mark Dice have to work... finally he is saying something so stupid he is having trouble finding people to believe it.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6PKA_QXQ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6PKA_QXQ8)
I think this is the first time I have ever seen Mark Dice have to work... finally he is saying something so stupid he is having trouble finding people to believe it.
Wasn't one of the lines from the movie 'Forest Gump', - "Stupid is as Stupid does" ? Interviewing those in 'the valley' of liberals, we can't expect anything more than what insight comes from their 'pie hole'. Dumbing down America is very much alive and thriving on the coast of CA. After being in the service, stationed between Oakland and San Francisco for a year and a half, I was extremely lucky to leave there just before it really went down hill in the mid 60's.
-
OK, who's closer, AP or Warp?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/244345-severed-pig-head-found-outside-philadelphia-mosque/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/244345-severed-pig-head-found-outside-philadelphia-mosque/)
::hysterical::
9:1 it is probably a scuzlim false flag op.
Comments are WZ are a hoot though...and somebody posted this!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/moopig_zpsfudl0tvk.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
This is pretty good too!
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Jihadi%20and%20Muslim/BBQ_zpswihhw5bm.gif)
::thumbsup::
-
If it were me, the place would be in flames....no reason in the world to have a pig there without flames to roast it. I'm very practical. ::hysterical::
-
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1361ffa95cddfd6513da6434ca157bd7/tumblr_nxea1wf3YE1tpri36o1_500.jpg)
-
Star Wars 10 - The Force is a Microaggression and Banned
ETA - Keeping the theme going...
http://iotwreport.com/darth-trump/ (http://iotwreport.com/darth-trump/)
I think my favorite part was "You're fired!". ::hysterical::
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/putin-time-traveling-immortal-t17329.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/putin-time-traveling-immortal-t17329.html)
Heh. Clever little beets. ;D
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/putin-time-traveling-immortal-t17329.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/putin-time-traveling-immortal-t17329.html)
Heh. Clever little beets. ;D
I don't know - they all look alike to me ;'}
-
“SO COSMOPOLITAN WANTS TO GIVE GUNS TO KIDS WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT?” (http://twitchy.com/2015/12/17/regret-this-tweet-yet-cosmo-buying-guns-should-be-just-as-difficult-as-getting-an-abortion/)Cosmo: Buying guns should be ‘just as difficult’ as getting an abortion.
Related: Washington Post Pushes for More Car Deaths. (https://ricochet.com/washington-post-pushes-for-more-car-deaths/)
0
Posted at 4:53 pm by Ed Driscoll
Yeppers. You should have a hard time getting a gun because you MIGHT kill someone accidentally - vs getting an abortion where you WILL kill someone on purpose.
-
The next time a Liberal starts picking apart your quickly typed sentences rather than respond to the substance of what you are saying..
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/34/34066ebcf66c45229498adc26179ce9846d70a71a07d2241dff98391309eb177.jpg)
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/28/28da2b43768d3c56bf057093aec6f58b17f17036f144ad84ded854086935c747.jpg)
(https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/05158093ff0408513928c9432af9e7964b15ce-wm.jpg)
-
I think the grammar of my firearms is always on target. :D
-
http://youtu.be/vhg7Xm4FXAY (http://youtu.be/vhg7Xm4FXAY)
Heh
-
Ok....I enjoyed it....
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVONEL55HPI#)
::hysterical::
-
(http://cdn.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/americans-600x548.jpg)
-
Heh, but not quite as funny as it is dead right.
::thumbsup::
-
Heh, but not quite as funny as it is dead right.
::thumbsup::
YEAH !! and the grammar was to die for
-
What a hilarious brew of stupid this is!
What do you get when you combine:
a) A made up Holiday created on a popular 90's sitcom
b) A radical left-wing agenda needing a new gimmick
c) A self-described privileged white heterosexual male
d) Chickensh*t politicians unwilling to tell this asshole to piss off?
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Festivus-550x412.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/246511-florida-moonbat-is-putting-up-gay-pride-themed-festivus-poles-in-state-capitols/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/246511-florida-moonbat-is-putting-up-gay-pride-themed-festivus-poles-in-state-capitols/)
::facepalm::
This Fag-pole is begging to be de-erected! Quick, show it a vagina! ::hysterical::
How is pushing this crap in people's faces not pushing a state religion? The pc/diversity/multi-culti movement shares many of the defining attributes of a cult. Why are chickensh*t pol's letting this happen?
Now, do as libiots would do, tear that crap down. Better yet, put it in a clear plastic bucket filled with urine and feces and call it "art".
Now, that would be entertaining!
-
(http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t331/sarahwilliamson2005/temp/Grandmas%20Ready_zps3b936kpe.jpg)
-
Obama's Military...
http://youtu.be/ol5Dfs7jqFI (http://youtu.be/ol5Dfs7jqFI)
-
Need some Christmas cheer....
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CW8itUAUoAExTNR.mp4
-
Nice of PBS to cover that for us.
::hysterical::
-
Need some Christmas cheer....
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CW8itUAUoAExTNR.mp4
Is it sad that I find that hilarious? ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://www.carolinahuddle.com/boards/uploads/monthly_2015_12/internet-trolls_internet-law.jpg.6f6736307316113b7ed67d61c5400d46.jpg)
-
http://youtu.be/4OQuMOujzsA (http://youtu.be/4OQuMOujzsA)
H/T - IOTW
::hysterical::
-
And O'Bongo whines about "feeling small" around Marines...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/pansy_zpsxf1elsrc.png)
...yeah, well you might want to modify that a bit Barry...you should feel 'small' around 90lb petite gals...around Marines you should feel 'microscopic'!!!
-
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z267/rustybayonet/turn-in-your-weapons.jpg) (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet/media/turn-in-your-weapons.jpg.html)
Some how I find this kinda hard to believe ...
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/29/12/2FA93F2C00000578-3377107-Mary_Lambright_23_didn_t_make_it_across_a_historic_bridge_in_Pao-a-1_1451392164426.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3377107/Mary-Lambright-s-truck-destroys-Old-Iron-Bridge-Paoli-Indiana-Christmas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3377107/Mary-Lambright-s-truck-destroys-Old-Iron-Bridge-Paoli-Indiana-Christmas.html)
Jeez, Mary! Not only is math not your friend... ::hysterical::
-
Sometimes the folks at the Cube just make me blurt snickers and gasps out!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Ambulance_Chaser_Victim_of_.jpg)
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/NewsPaper_Things_Not_Happened_2015.png)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/top-15-things-that-didn-t-happen-in-2015-t17368.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/top-15-things-that-didn-t-happen-in-2015-t17368.html)
And this...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/help-needed-for-a-collective-project-t17364.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/help-needed-for-a-collective-project-t17364.html)
...is really how that ilk thinks. ::speechless::
And the "Twas the Night Before Marxmas" linked below is their bleak future!
http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/you-know-you-spend-too-much-time-on-the-cube-when-t10187.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/you-know-you-spend-too-much-time-on-the-cube-when-t10187.html)
-
Is there anything they can't do?!
;)
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/29/12/2FA93F2C00000578-3377107-Mary_Lambright_23_didn_t_make_it_across_a_historic_bridge_in_Pao-a-1_1451392164426.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3377107/Mary-Lambright-s-truck-destroys-Old-Iron-Bridge-Paoli-Indiana-Christmas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3377107/Mary-Lambright-s-truck-destroys-Old-Iron-Bridge-Paoli-Indiana-Christmas.html)
Jeez, Mary! Not only is math not your friend... ::hysterical::
That is Freudenshade Funny!
My first ex became a truck driver sometime after we split. She had hooked up with a guy who was long-haul and he talked her into signing up for trucking school (and quit paying child support as a consequence).
On one of her first solo trips she cut across an area of blacktop that had a 12 inch drop that she didn't see. She twisted the frame on the tractor causing $70,000 damage (bother frame rails had to be replaced).
She is still driving truck.
-
It's also obvious the driver didn't have a clue as to the height of her truck and trailer -- classic "Dumbing down America" IMO...
-
Dey got day 2+2=5 Obongo edumacashun!
-
Dey got day 2+2=5 Obongo edumacashun!
Me thinks he was - Phi Data Crappa. Probably house chair - surely not records keeper
-
30t > 6t
Someone obviously was sleeping when this metric was taught. ::doh::
-
(http://www.kawiforums.com/attachments/pictures-movies-humor/49529d1340652715-funny-bike-pics-slow-harley-riders.jpg)
-
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rjsqeOcJLTc/T7QUaA0edSI/AAAAAAAAAOU/Z_JA1iLGJio/s1600/sk051612-colorjpg-42de6bb18869831a.jpg)
-
(https://clockworkconservative.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/vice-president-joe-biden-political-humor.jpg)
-
Talk about two sacks of trash sitting atop a hill... ::unknowncomic::
-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383080/Naked-prostitutes-chase-gunmen-hotel-posed-clients-robbed-stripped-off.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383080/Naked-prostitutes-chase-gunmen-hotel-posed-clients-robbed-stripped-off.html)
Didn't see anything about Bill Clinton being sighted...but that could have been left out.
::hysterical::
-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383080/Naked-prostitutes-chase-gunmen-hotel-posed-clients-robbed-stripped-off.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383080/Naked-prostitutes-chase-gunmen-hotel-posed-clients-robbed-stripped-off.html)
Didn't see anything about Bill Clinton being sighted...but that could have been left out.
::hysterical::
(http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M843f8278cf66a32027839d666d88a312o0&pid=15.1)
-
Heh, looks like the poor white village people. ::hysterical::
-
Need more humor...yeah, it's that kind of day...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/bergdall-award-for-innovative-and-nontraditional-heroism-t17373.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/bergdall-award-for-innovative-and-nontraditional-heroism-t17373.html)
Bergdahl Awards! ::hysterical::
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/captain-craptek-a145/wishing-i7825.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
More at the link!
::hysterical::
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/who-s-in-hillary-s-crosshair-t17375.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/who-s-in-hillary-s-crosshair-t17375.html)
-
From the same link...
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/37095-putin2_zpsrvuuedwf.gif)
::hysterical::
-
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/father_zpsirgzf4ql.png)
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/turn-in-your-gun-toting-comrades-t17395.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/turn-in-your-gun-toting-comrades-t17395.html)
"Soylent Green"TM Liberal Removal Device!
Must have been developed by St Pancake Industries, LLC in Tel Aviv.
;D
-
America, **** Yeah!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE#)
::laughonfloor::
-
Hey, at least he's honest!
::hysterical::
If he had wealthy parents or a desire to acquire a steep student loan debt...he'd have been perfect Wall St material.
::laughonfloor::
-
America, **** Yeah!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE#)
::laughonfloor::
Wow - that's my son~in~law.
(I'm not sure if I'm kidding or not)
-
(http://i.imgur.com/qc1xUcI.jpg)
-
God help me...I shouldn't find this as funny as I do...but I laughed my ass off watching this!
http://youtu.be/xzkWTcDZFH0 (http://youtu.be/xzkWTcDZFH0)
::laughonfloor::
The follower the leader ones and the ones that get jerked to a dead stop and pop a wheelie... ::hysterical::
And how many monons in RVs missing AC units and antenna's? ::rolllaughing::
-
God help me...I shouldn't find this as funny as I do...but I laughed my ass off watching this!
http://youtu.be/xzkWTcDZFH0 (http://youtu.be/xzkWTcDZFH0)
::laughonfloor::
The follower the leader ones and the ones that get jerked to a dead stop and pop a wheelie... ::hysterical::
And how many monons in RVs missing AC units and antenna's? ::rolllaughing::
I have two stories (I'll be brief)
In the early 70's (do the math) I worked a job as a delivery driver. I had a semi-regular route and I knew every back-road and alley in the county (which was necessary for survival when you live where the moronic leftists control the traffic patterns). On one occasion my rig was down for repair and I was driving a loaner.
I was on a run and approaching an underpass just like the one in the beginning of that video when I suddenly thought, "What's my clearance?!" I immediately slammed on the binders and skidded to a stop.......and just kissed the leading edge of a girder. Fortunately I didn't do any damage beyond scraping the leading edge of the box.
My other tale is 3rd hand and has to do with my pop.
he was driving an eighteen wheeler in suburban DC when he came to a bridge that he knew he couldn't get under. There was no warning and it was a one-way avenue so his options were to jam it or to back his way through heavy traffic for a mile and a quarter.
My pop, ever the mathematician and engineer spent an hour walking off the area and measuring things. Then he deflated the tires on his trailer and squeezed his way under the underpass. On the other side his used a portable 12-volt pump and reinflated the tires. That part of the exercise cost him the pump and four hours.
Edit: altard proofed
-
::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup::
-
This would make one heck of a t-shirt!
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ANYONEBUTHILLARY.jpg)
H/T - IOTW
2 for the price of 1!
See what I did there? ;D
-
https://www.facebook.com/303904839630509/photos/np.1452746146480443.100000761981132/1046128622074790/?type=3&ref=notif¬if_t=notify_me_page (https://www.facebook.com/303904839630509/photos/np.1452746146480443.100000761981132/1046128622074790/?type=3&ref=notif¬if_t=notify_me_page)
Funny guy, sometimes. ::thumbsup::
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SkidMarx.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/skid-marx/ (http://iotwreport.com/skid-marx/)
::hysterical::
-
If I wasn't married as 20 years older than her, I would so marry this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8)
oh yeah. So totally would have married her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg)
-
If I wasn't married as 20 years older than her, I would so marry this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8)
oh yeah. So totally would have married her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg)
The winner and one of the challengers on Jeopardy this evening, both women, are Dr. Who fans. The winner described you folks as Dr. Wholigans, although she admitted it was her invention and she's had little luck making it stick.
-
Better not let Michelle see this! ::hysterical::
Impressive...girl knows how to use tools and make stuff! ::thumbsup::
-
If I wasn't married as 20 years older than her, I would so marry this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8)
oh yeah. So totally would have married her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jg-k26mPg)
If you wouldn't have found her first, I'd be there.
Luckily for her, I'm like you. Older and married.
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/17/10/30406A0000000578-3403408-The_note_which_has_since_gone_viral_reads_that_the_flatulent_pas-m-30_1453025856110.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html)
Sure am glad I avoid public transportation whenever possible.
-
This is even more hilarious...
http://youtu.be/uPOw1pKSh8o (http://youtu.be/uPOw1pKSh8o)
http://iotwreport.com/theres-something-satisfying-about-seeing-the-showboater-knocked-out/ (http://iotwreport.com/theres-something-satisfying-about-seeing-the-showboater-knocked-out/)
He was out as soon as his dumb skull made that cracked melon sound when it hit the pavement.
Thank you for messing with the wrong guy.
::hysterical::
-
How about some cute funnies.
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/0-Sunday-Funnies-Critters-Edition.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/sunday-funnies-critters-edition/ (http://iotwreport.com/sunday-funnies-critters-edition/)
-
Amusing. Thanks, needed that.
-
That's cool. ::cool::
-
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12670293_434338346774362_85213448034018935_n.jpg?oh=a28c5a59eecf80acf1f2db5d1c8ce221&oe=572C1F95)
::rolllaughing::
-
If you look like that and can't do none of the above...
...chances are the things you do know how to do normal folks don't want to know about!
::hysterical::
-
Metrosexuals in skinny jeans who "groom" their beards with "product". ::snort::
-
Metrosexuals in skinny jeans who "groom" their beards with "product". ::snort::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY)
-
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12650993_217796111900221_5381787494114266145_n.jpg?oh=2db91a5e7d74b6497cdf58426d7257b8&oe=572A3110)
::thumbsup::
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/17/10/30406A0000000578-3403408-The_note_which_has_since_gone_viral_reads_that_the_flatulent_pas-m-30_1453025856110.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html)
Sure am glad I avoid public transportation whenever possible.
This is why I do not like doing the announcements at church.
-
Heh.
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI#)
Can I hump your leg? Said no one ever to a Hillary voter.
::hysterical::
-
I don't know what they said when they set this up but MAN! what a bunch of stick in the muds!
Now can I hump your leg?
-
I don't know what they said when they set this up but MAN! what a bunch of stick in the muds!
Now can I hump your leg?
I don't think they were stick in the muds - they were scared. They knew there could be very real consequences for them if they misspoke. Watch some interviews with Russians during the cold war. That couple of seconds of hesitation, a glance at whatever govt keeper is near by, looking for a clue if it will be okay to answer. And yet, Conservatives are the ones motivated entirely by unjustified fear right?
-
How long will that part of the herd last?
-
Deninis Miller noted that Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders were having breakfast together:
"Sanders and Sharpton are still sitting at the table because neither one of them knows how to pick up a check."
-
9TH-CENTURY GREENLANDIC SEAL FUR G-STRING.
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/icelandic-g-string-.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/viktorias-secret-revealed/ (http://iotwreport.com/viktorias-secret-revealed/)
A gift for the little lady on Valentine's Day...er, whatever the Viking equivalent might be...
;D
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCP9vOUd1o#)
Who let the dog out indeed. ::laughonfloor::
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCP9vOUd1o#)
Who let the dog out indeed. ::laughonfloor::
It's a little late since she pissed all over the White house floor.
-
www.jebbush.com (http://www.jebbush.com)
::laughonfloor::
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-16/three-branches-new-normal-us-government (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-16/three-branches-new-normal-us-government)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2016/02/16/20160216_32.jpg)
-
okay, its not HA HA funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo)
Update: When I showed Michelle this video she said " If only the Romans had figured this out, then the Roman Empire would never have fallen"
Now its HA HA funny, right?
-
How could he leave out "Thugs"?!
-
She's using the force, silly. That's a perfectly good way to repel rape. Note that government media does stop short of telling women to bring their thumb and forefinger together, as that would be cruel and unusual, choking the rapist.
-
Granny was distraught over the sudden death of Grandpa.....so the family came together......and let granny talk.
"He died while we were making love!"
Of course there was some shock....and finally one of the granddaughters asked her to clarify....."You mean you guys were still having sex at your age?"
"Oh, yes!" said Granny. "We had it worked out....every Sunday morning like clock work. The church bells would start..........and so would grandpa......in on the ding....out on the dong.....nice and slow.....it was beautiful.....in fact.....if that ice cream truck had not come by, I think Grandpa's heart would still be going strong!"
-
I guess fat, stupid, ugly and mean...doesn't translate well!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/257279-ed-schultz-quits-his-own-superpac-after-it-raises-only-25/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/257279-ed-schultz-quits-his-own-superpac-after-it-raises-only-25/)
::hysterical::
His three listeners will be so disappointed!
::laughonfloor::
-
His three listeners will be so disappointed!
I think you mean both of them.
-
His three listeners will be so disappointed!
I think you mean both of them.
I'm sure Eddie counts himself twice.
-
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbiG0v4UkAEZqXO.jpg)
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/texting-southern-style-.jpg)
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/irish-wedding-reception-.jpg)
::hat-tip:: IOTW
-
Oh, man...this is dang-near wet my shorts funny!
PeoplesCube - Satan trying to free himself from Hillary's body: VIDEO
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/satan-trying-to-free-himself-from-hillary-s-body-video-t17559.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/satan-trying-to-free-himself-from-hillary-s-body-video-t17559.html)
Post by Lev Termen -
Hillary = 248 (het=8, lamed=30, resh=200, yod=10)
Rodham = 249 (resh=200, dalet=4, hay=5, mem=40)
Clinton = 169 (koph=20, lamed=30, yod=10, nun=50, tet=9, nun=50)
248 + 249 + 169 = 666
Quod erat demonstrandum.
::hysterical::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3234/5112/original.jpg)
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3234/5112/original.jpg)
Very close to the concept in movie Demolition Man.
-
That's gonna leave a mark.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ka1DyLB2RbM7m/giphy.gif)
-
I hope the bike is OK!
-
People are being messed with!
http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/02/forest_groves_eerie_nocturnal.html (http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/02/forest_groves_eerie_nocturnal.html)
No different than blasting a dime store air horn! Somebody just likes irritating folks!
Why are people so dumb?
http://hoaxes.org/af_database/permalink/the_eruption_of_mount_edgecumbe/ (http://hoaxes.org/af_database/permalink/the_eruption_of_mount_edgecumbe/)
http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/sidd_finch (http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/sidd_finch)
...oh, that's why.
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI#)
::laughonfloor::
-
Heh.
That at least was cute...
This... http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/)
...is pathetic, but hilarious!
-
Heh.
That at least was cute...
This... http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/)
...is pathetic, but hilarious!
Using tears as a weapons. Maybe it works on MOM but the real world is going to eat her alive.
-
Live TV report fail. ::laughonfloor::
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/23/msnbc-tries-to-do-a-live-report-from-a-nevada-gun-range-it-does-not-go-well/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Firewire%20Morning%20Edition%20Recurring%20v2%202016-02-24&utm_term=Firewire_Morning_Test (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/23/msnbc-tries-to-do-a-live-report-from-a-nevada-gun-range-it-does-not-go-well/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Firewire%20Morning%20Edition%20Recurring%20v2%202016-02-24&utm_term=Firewire_Morning_Test)
-
Idiot reporter.
-
“Kerry, I’m afraid we could not hear most of that, because the firepower was a little bit too great,” Mitchell said at the end of the segment.
Y'all ain't seen "great firepower"...yet. ;)
-
Amen t'dat. And if they're smart, and that's a big fat maybe, they won't push things that far.
-
Unfortunately, they are that stupid...so, the festivities will commence shortly I reckon...and it's all on them.
-
::laughonfloor::
-
https://youtu.be/vpOnqIuR5F4
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3270/2447/original.gif?w=800&h)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3271/5332/original.jpg?w=800&h)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3271/5562/original.jpg?w=800&h)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3272/5733/original.jpg?w=800&h)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3272/5778/original.jpg?w=800&h)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3271/6131/original.jpg?w=800&h)
-
OK, that first one is hilarious.
-
Oh man, The Cube is on fire!
(http://i.imgur.com/hrV8Wvi.gif)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-prepared-to-move-into-white-house-obama-flees-t17610.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-prepared-to-move-into-white-house-obama-flees-t17610.html)
Where are those fags?! ::laughonfloor::
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ben-jealous-supports-bernie-t17611.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ben-jealous-supports-bernie-t17611.html)
Heh.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/comrade-professor-bernski-teaches-math-t17613.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/comrade-professor-bernski-teaches-math-t17613.html)
Heh, dogs are still way more intelligent than Progs!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/if-you-love-cute-fuzzy-creatures-vote-for-bernie-t17618.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/if-you-love-cute-fuzzy-creatures-vote-for-bernie-t17618.html)
::rolllaughing::
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/berniesanders.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Curmudgeon hits another homerun
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2016/02/29/ambushed-by-npr-part-2/
-
Curmudgeon hits another homerun
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2016/02/29/ambushed-by-npr-part-2/
Usually nothing good ever comes from hearing even the briefest snippet of proglodyte bullscat spewed by the monotone fembots at Pravda...except the rare occasion when one so gifted with rich and humorous narrative like the Adaptive Curmudgeon is compelled to speak his piece.
Thanks Weisshaupt, that is one of the all-time great rants. ::thumbsup::
PS-How many times have Hitlery and all the Hitlerians...and FS Bernie and all the Berniacs exceeded their 2 minutes of hate? It must be because they are all special, eh? Yah, there's a special place in Hell for these dementoids...man, do I want to expedite that trip!
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/no-lives-matter-.jpg)
-
Some funny stuff here..... ::laughonfloor::
-
Obviously one of our most popular threads, and for good reason...there really is a lot of good stuff!
Here's some more -
Jamie Naughright
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Jamie-Ann-Naughright-Peyton-manning-photos.jpg)
A woman trainer on Manning’s college team says Peyton teabagged her and put his ass on her face.
A witness to the incident says, “nope.” Peyton was mooning another player.
The accuser has been very litigious since this alleged incident, and Manning’s character has been stellar.
http://iotwreport.com/peyton-manning-accusers-story-doesnt-wash-says-witness-to-incident/ (http://iotwreport.com/peyton-manning-accusers-story-doesnt-wash-says-witness-to-incident/)
Judging from her fake cans I'm guessing rumps in her face is nothing new...and judging from her whacko history...there is certainly something naughright in her noodle!
::rolllaughing::
-
In other news...Obama's go on vacation for the zillionth time...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/259710-barack-and-michelle-take-a-break-from-golfing-to-go-to-south-by-southwest-film-festival/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/259710-barack-and-michelle-take-a-break-from-golfing-to-go-to-south-by-southwest-film-festival/)
Looks like Moochelle was having a bad baggage day...
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfurnppw2y8&ebc=ANyPxKoa3zdQ-V-lpOPaCO6AyMy5lrvXVR-QfehGPYzXtbr2tsgMW4-Xo7XRiUvqECwmekzyk7A8j8IIgreZBslgIdQfVejPnA#)
-
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2016/03/03/20160303_fbi.jpg)
Now that would be a fantastic sight!
But it would be just one down...a shatload to go...
But it would be a fun start...
-
In the " You will leave if Trump is elected? Aw sh*t, now I will have to vote for him" category:
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/complete-guide-fleeing-president-donald-trump-america-article-1.2549397 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/complete-guide-fleeing-president-donald-trump-america-article-1.2549397)
An entire article for lefties on how to leave if Trump wins. I am still not sure if its satire or not..
Love Americans, but hate America? Mexico could be your new home. Fleeing to the sunny beaches of Acapulco or other parts of Mexico would really rankle 'President Trump' as the blowhard has proposed building a wall which he says our neighbors to the south would pay for. There are already about 849,000 Americans living south of the border, making it home to more American-born travelers than any other country in the world, the Migration Policy Institute reports. Fellow Americans can provide a sense of security and familiarity during such a massive life change, and no one understands your plight more than other defectors. Yes, you’ll have to worry about the tyranny of drug lords, but at least you can spend your Trump-free days talking about the American things you actually miss — perhaps starting with New York City Pizza. And you'll always have a friend who gets exactly why you fled your homeland that is no longer the one you prized.
Followed by :
Logistics, logistics, logistics: How to flee
It's Wednesday, Nov. 9. Trump has been elected, and you're ready to pack up your locally-made vegan shoes and your collection of Al Franken books. Let's concoct a plan to escape from the pending political apocalypse. Get a work visa. Unfortunately, you can't just pick up everything you own and move across the globe. You're going to need the right documents
Why. The Mexicans coming here don't and isn't that part of why you hate Trump, because he thinks - along with every other country in the world - they you need them?
Work visas through a job are likely the most secure option but they're difficult to obtain. The long process starts with applying for a job in your wannabe home. In most countries, the employers must rule out locals who may be better-suited for the job before extending an offer to foreigners.
With a job offer in hand, you can apply for a work visa sponsored through your new employer.
Teaching English can be a great way to secure a job across the seas, experts said. Earning TELF — Teaching English as a Foreign Language certification, which requires hours of training and a fee — can help you land a job in many European, Asian and South American countries.
Application requirements and process timelines vary dramatically from country to country, and work visas need to be renewed frequently. In Austria, foreigners can apply for a job seekers visa, which would allow an expat to live in the county for six months while he or she looks for work — but the employee will have to apply for a longer term work visa after landing the new gig.
Most nations require a foreigner to work for several years before attempting to apply for permanent residency or citizenship. Singapore, on the other hand, offers a way for foreigners to earn permanent residency right away. The nation's Professionals/Technical Personnel and Skilled Workers Scheme allows expats to apply for residency as soon as they get their work passes.
If you want to go one step further and become a citizen of another nation, get ready for a long road. That requires a lengthy legal process that starts with a temporary visa that turns into permanent resident status. Tina Turner became a Swiss citizen in 2013, relinquishing her U.S. citizenship along the way, after living abroad for nearly two decades
Wow that sounds like a lot of work. Can't Americans just cross borders illegally like foreigners do here?
Go back to school far, far away
If you're interested in earning a new degree, consider applying to foreign universities. A student visa — which you can apply for after you've been accepted — can give you entry to your new home over the course of your study. While the visas are often temporary, it can be easier to apply for permanent residency once you've studied for a few years.
Retire in Trump-free bliss
If you've got the retirement income to sustain you, many countries will extend you residency rights — so long as you promise you won't look for work in your new homeland.
Well they never worked here either... wait what? You can't collect United States Welfare checks with a foreign address? Don't worry, you can have someone in the states mail them to you.
[ Since the start of his campaign, Trump has griped about immigrants entering the U.S. illegally. The boldest American escapees may want to consider the truest form of Trump dissidence: Running across the border without a visa.
(Note: the Daily News does not endorse illegal immigration.)
Parody right? Right?!?
-
It does seem like a lot of work...at the end they finally get it right...just pour in there! ::hysterical::
Parody?
I hope not. If Trump does get in, getting all the stinkos to flee may well be the single greatest achievement of any President since the tearing down of the Iron Curtain!
Adios, desgraciados! ::whoohoo::
-
Heh!
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Screen-Shot-2016-03-06-at-5.20.36-PM.png)
Truth in advertising...it's there, sometimes you just have to see it!
And sometimes you need some help from your supporters who cannot spell!
::hysterical::
-
Idiocracy would be a UTOPIA says cracked.. because there was no "malicious stupidity." Life would be good if idiots only knew they were idiots!
Of course its all a bit of fun propaganda. Lets take a look...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZOZjHjT5E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZOZjHjT5E)
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/14/lawless-sheriffs-demand-obamas-lynching-at-dc-protest-while-leader-meets-with-gop-senators-video/ (http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/14/lawless-sheriffs-demand-obamas-lynching-at-dc-protest-while-leader-meets-with-gop-senators-video/)
Because hanging a Traitor for crimes against the nation is the same thing as a Lynching a black man because of his skin color.
http://abc7.com/news/planned-parenthood-fire-in-newbury-park-deemed-arson/1011246/ (http://abc7.com/news/planned-parenthood-fire-in-newbury-park-deemed-arson/1011246/)
Because "bombing" is the same thing as "arson"
http://www.khou.com/story/news/2014/07/17/11531380/ (http://www.khou.com/story/news/2014/07/17/11531380/)
Because Gay is the same thing as Black.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/20/chipotle-asks-customers-to-leave-assault-rifles-at-home/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/20/chipotle-asks-customers-to-leave-assault-rifles-at-home/)
and it goes without saying that Semi-automatic rifles are the same thing as Fully automatic weapons.
"And there is a female Attorney General and People listen to her- they respect her opinions"
Did they watch this movie?
(https://mcarteratthemovies.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/idiocracy.jpg?w=468&h=207)
Hey get a load of the "opinions" on that chick!
"Ambitious Stupidity is the worst type of stupidity" - and of course Trump is the best example we can find of "both stupid and power hungry" - I don't like Trump. I agree with the power hungry part, but the man isn't stupid. If only there were a public figue today who fit the bill... Obama, Reid, Peloisi, Clinton... nah!
You see the danger isn't the stupid , welfare sucking, non-contributing zeros pumping out kids. Its stupid rich people who vote Republican.
Obviously.
To his credit, he asks at the end if he is the dumb.. but I suspect the introspection he was hoping for on the part of the viewer, never arrived between his ears.
-
Again...
That isn't supposed to be a training film! ::pullhair::
-
I don't know what's worse on a bike. Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001 (http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001)
::laughonfloor::
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2016/03/the-illustrated-frank-j-so-not-trumps-vp-pick/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2016/03/the-illustrated-frank-j-so-not-trumps-vp-pick/)
-
I don't know what's worse on a bike. Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001 (http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001)
::laughonfloor::
I'd say the airheads...
Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2016/03/the-illustrated-frank-j-so-not-trumps-vp-pick/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2016/03/the-illustrated-frank-j-so-not-trumps-vp-pick/)
I didn't know he was serious.
;D
-
I did try ostrich a few years ago. Tastes like chickin'.
::pimp::
Really.
-
I did try ostrich a few years ago. Tastes like chickin'.
::pimp::
Really.
I was guessing it would taste like spotted owl.
-
I don't know what's worse on a bike. Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001 (http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001)
::laughonfloor::
I'd say the airheads...
Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...
That was pretty good. I've never seen them do anything but short sprints. I had a neighbor once who raised Emus (not Emos!). Every so often one would get out and race around the neighborhood before allowing herself to be recaptured.
-
I don't know what's worse on a bike. Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001 (http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001)
::laughonfloor::
I'd say the airheads...
Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...
That was pretty good. I've never seen them do anything but short sprints. I had a neighbor once who raised Emus (not Emos!). Every so often one would get out and race around the neighborhood before allowing herself to be recaptured.
Yeah, allowing, as in I'm hungary and there isn't squat to eat out here, take me back so I can have my oats!
::hysterical::
I remember when my folks still had a place in AZ, there was a local zoo nearby...the peacocks would hop up on low shed by the fence and get out...they never strayed far...they knew they had a good deal between the owners feed and the over-priced crap they sold the touristas to feed 'em...they just liked being able to jailbreak...they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...
Animals and their stomachs!
-
..they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...
Animals and their stomachs!
Exactly like Dems.
-
..they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...
Animals and their stomachs!
Exactly like Dems.
Except the animals are cute...aren't as mouthy...will eventually leave...and don't stink as bad!
-
http://www.realclear.com/funny/2015/10/30/reasons_to_never_step_inside_a_whole_foods_again_12295.html (http://www.realclear.com/funny/2015/10/30/reasons_to_never_step_inside_a_whole_foods_again_12295.html)
-
Amusing article. I wanted to read more, so I clicked the Book of Face (HT Kevin-Smallest Minority) page link (Overheard at Whole Foods) and I am not permitted to view.
-
Yeah.
Obama's people can target those for the next riot...keep all that crap inside the same family...
::mooning::
-
Wow, this has to be 15-20 years old or so...
Brings back good memories...used to walk around with copies of this...utter a clean phrase...and people would look up the real meaning...
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3334/1067/original.jpg)
1, 4, & 6 are the most heavily used in my experience...
-
I'm pretty sure this isn't the way it works, but...
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3333/9184/original.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/00d63703-5031-4fd8-8cf0-1c578eb54cc7.jpg)
H/T - IOTW
Man, we could all use a sh*tload of those!
-
GLT!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/37782-Leprechaun_Obama.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/37755-Rubio%20diminished.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/march-is-leprechaun-month-t17684.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/march-is-leprechaun-month-t17684.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/b228d9b0cc14013348a2005056a9545d)
-
(http://www.americandinerny.com/amdiner-menu-1.jpg)
(http://www.americandinerny.com/amdiner-menu-2.jpg)
(http://www.americandinerny.com/amdiner-specialty-menu-1.jpg)
(http://www.americandinerny.com/amdiner-specialty-menu-2.jpg)
http://www.americandinerny.com/menu.html (http://www.americandinerny.com/menu.html)
H/T - IOTW
Pay special attention to the Diktator Obama House Special, the discounts offered, and the Founding beliefs and principles announced!
The Obama thing is priceless, hence the posting here...but places like this should be in every city in America! If that were so perhaps we wouldn't be so deep in the stuff as we are now!
Bravo! Well done American Diner of Liverpool, NY!
::cool::
-
This is good...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/why-socialists-need-capitalism-best-explanation-so-far-t17696.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/why-socialists-need-capitalism-best-explanation-so-far-t17696.html)
The equations presented by Kommrade Minitrue are fricken hilarious!!! ::laughonfloor::
-
Wow, the American Diner looks like a place I'd like to call (second) home! Their prices compare very favorably with the fare around these parts and their attitude is outstanding!
-
Yeah, that would be my kind of place too. I just noticed the "Anti-Michelle Obama, don't tell me what to eat or feed my kids burger"! and I bet if I wanted Poutine they'd fix it up right too!
::thumbsup::
-
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XroJZUAaxkE/VuhtiIR9gmI/AAAAAAAAQes/11D54HYvK0E-OYIq0Z7Vn7p7CTvNRPK1w/s1600/MichelleStoutsm.jpg)
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2016/03/pinched-hitter.html (http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2016/03/pinched-hitter.html)
-
That reminds me, how did the Welsh/English let the Irish steal St. Patrick? ::pokeineye::
His name is actually Patricius, born of Roman-named father Calpornius. Even if some local blood mixed with the Latin, that local blood was likely Welsh or English, since most historians believe he was born in the Somerset area in what the Romans called Bannavem Taberniae which has been taken to mean Bannaventa Berniae in Celtic, and it is assumed that is modern day Banwell. Lots of archaeological work in the area have revealed Roman artifacts - pottery, coins, burial sites, ancient roadworks.
This is all extrapolated from his own words in his Confessio: "I had as my father the deacon Calpornius, son of the late Potitus, a priest, who belonged to the small town of Bannavem Taberniae; he had a small estate nearby, and it was there I was taken captive." So that is about as close as we can get for his origin point.
What is not in dispute is he was captured by Irish raiders and taken to Ireland as a slave. He returned home and once upon his religious mission returned to Ireland voluntarily, but that is only because those heathen needed some church'n up!
;)
-
I really like Weaselzippers "Friday" thread...I might have to rethink not joining Disqus.
A couple that really made me chuckle -
1) (http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3368/7635/original.jpg)
First reply comment posted - "I surrender..."
;D
2)
TO: The Taxpayer
DATE: March 01, 2016
FROM: Internal Revenue Service
SUBJECT: Notice of Increase Taxes
The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up and 10% the time it is to be found in the hole. On top of this, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Beginning June 01, 2016 your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Using the Pecker Checker Scale listed below will determine your category and tax surcharge.
10 to 12 inches --------Luxury Tax $500
8 to 10 inches----------Pole Tax $250
6 to 8 inches------------Priviledge Tax $100
4 to 6 inches------------Nuisance Tax $ 10
NOTES: Males exceeding 12 inches must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Please do not request and extension.
::hysterical::
http://www.weaselzippers.us/262168-friday-open-thread-117/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/262168-friday-open-thread-117/)
Good stuff! ::thumbsup::
-
This is good...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/why-socialists-need-capitalism-best-explanation-so-far-t17696.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/why-socialists-need-capitalism-best-explanation-so-far-t17696.html)
The equations presented by Kommrade Minitrue are fricken hilarious!!! ::laughonfloor::
Awesome read.
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e8130798265bbef396995924da9d6bae43be8722ae9c88c862b4752bdbb40db.jpg?w=800&h=307)
This is weird.
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strangecosmos.com%2Fimages%2Fcontent%2F11632.gif&key=_DxHZHpVvirXzX82p0aqZw&w=800&h=150)
Back on track.
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e641d1fe7b1fea7239c4132e189e45e7af8b12b3018f7200bdaa0817b503f692.jpg?w=800&h=546)
-
I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but I do accept the "Hubble is Chelsea's daddy" thing. Or at least the viability of the rumor.
The fig image is funny - even though we know that the technique of morphing one face (any face) into another is an automatic deal - it's just that in this case it blends so seamlessly.
But I pondered it from a different angle.
How would you like to be in Chelsea's shoes? For all of her adult life she's had the stink of that innuendo wafting all around her. If you did wouldn't you want to do something to clear the air? Wouldn't you demand your right to be clear of the slander?
We know why her parents haven't addressed it but why do you suppose she's been silent?
I mean, assuming that the rumor is false....right?
-
I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but I do accept the "Hubble is Chelsea's daddy" thing. Or at least the viability of the rumor.
The fig image is funny - even though we know that the technique of morphing one face (any face) into another is an automatic deal - it's just that in this case it blends so seamlessly.
But I pondered it from a different angle.
How would you like to be in Chelsea's shoes? For all of her adult life she's had the stink of that innuendo wafting all around her. If you did wouldn't you want to do something to clear the air? Wouldn't you demand your right to be clear of the slander?
We know why her parents haven't addressed it but why do you suppose she's been silent?
I mean, assuming that the rumor is false....right?
She's a Clinton. She knows we little people can't handle the truth.
-
It's not even a conspiracy theory. Bill Clinton told his rape victim he was sterile. He's never bothered denying that.
-
So, that red-faced rapist is a mule after all?
::laughonfloor::
-
Seatopia
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/37835-Orca_Penguins.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/37837-Polar_Bears_Eat_Whale.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/seaworld-unveils-plans-for-new-seatopia-marine-habitat-t17705.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/seaworld-unveils-plans-for-new-seatopia-marine-habitat-t17705.html)
Should be a blast!
::hysterical::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDIbzdaW4AAEkKD.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdius3tUEAEH0N_.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZ-SIosWkAAuf3s.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdulfohUYAEXTD4.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdsai-tUAAAFbJl.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdsMxJTVIAEwL0-.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeH9VJcXIAAuLeQ.jpg)
-
Don't ask the internet to name your ship...
Shackleton. Endeavour. Falcon. These are just some of the names suggested for the UK's next world-class polar research ship as part of a campaign launched today for the public to put forward names for the state-of-the-art vessel to be built in the North West of England.
Side profile of proposed ship design
Set to set sail in 2019 and backed by £200 million of government funding, the polar research ship will be built at the world-famous Cammell Laird shipyard on Merseyside.
Tonne-for-tonne, the ship - together with NERC's existing two blue water research ships - will provide the UK with the most advanced floating research fleet in the world and will help put the UK at the forefront of ocean research for years to come.
Today, the science minister Jo Johnson is calling for school pupils, parents, teachers and adults to take part in a once in a lifetime opportunity to suggest a name they would like to see on the side of the UK's polar research ship when she takes to the seas. (http://www.nerc.ac.uk/press/releases/2016/10-ship-naming/)
complete with a pretty site -- https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/ (https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/)
But take a look at the names..
and then the most favorite names...
https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/entries.html (https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/entries.html)
I won't ruin the fun...go and explore
-
I won't ruin the fun...go and explore
Saw it. Grimaced and then chuckled. Should it be concerning when people can't tell the difference between whimsy and wacko?
-
It's bloody cold here! ::hysterical::
-
Point of Order?
Can I get an official ruling on the true nature of Cthulhu?
Looks a lot like a vampire-squid to me, do we know of any Wall St/Goldman/33LibertySt connections?
Thanks.
-
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Harvard_New_Seal_600.png)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/rejoice-royall-has-fallen-t17719.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/rejoice-royall-has-fallen-t17719.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
This is hilarious too...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506491/Emory-president-Students-scared-Trump-2016-chalk-signs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506491/Emory-president-Students-scared-Trump-2016-chalk-signs.html)
...more please!
::whoohoo::
-
Why am I having The Wizard of Oz "Wicked Witch of the West" flashbacks?
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hc_author1.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/phuknutz-of-the-year/ (http://iotwreport.com/phuknutz-of-the-year/)
Oh, that's why.
Both have that crazy progtard look nailed down hard.
::hysterical::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3403/1638/original.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
::thumbsup::
-
She educated herself right to full retard.
-
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2016/03/24/20160326_sanders_0.jpg)
-
In a somewhat disturbing, but not terribly surprising turn of events, my son and I watched the South Park Two part-er, You're Getting Older and Ass-burgers, were Stan sees the world turn to sh*t - gets diagnosed with Asperger's and then fins out that Asperger's is made up and the people who have it are the ones who can see the world clearly - ala a Matrix parody - where drinking Jameson lets you re-enter the matrix. We are not 8 minutes in when Stan's doctor announced he as a disease called "being a cynical asshole" that my son, without prompting says " That is so Me! -- and he can't stop laughing when we get to the Jameson part, because that is my poison , and has been since Obama was elected really. .. oh well, like Father like son I guess. ( No Jameson for him yet.. )
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/ub551d926c.png)
(http://orig06.deviantart.net/4bbc/f/2012/145/9/c/jameson__enter_the_matrix_by_bucoughman-d51259i.png)
-
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/t5gnsp.jpg)
-
::rolllaughing::
-
Scale model of the US Govt?
http://youtu.be/XTAULdznHug (http://youtu.be/XTAULdznHug)
H/T - IOTW
I see where he is going, but...if it was truly meant to represent the government people would be caught in it and maimed, bankrupted or killed, parts would be flying off, more money would be poured into it and some people would just willingly walk right into its teeth.
Just needs a tweak or two...
-
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Poor_Me_Magazine_Issue_3_Fields.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/poor-me-mag-3-michelle-fields-i-ve-fallen-i-can-t-get-up-t17768.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/poor-me-mag-3-michelle-fields-i-ve-fallen-i-can-t-get-up-t17768.html)
"You're not going to die, you big baby." - Inara to Saffron/Yolanda/Brigit
::hysterical::
-
I recently was reminiscing about my college days, living (& partying) in a fraternity house & then got to thinking...
(http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2009/08/comme-des-garcons-six-yayoi-kusama-room-to-grow-1.jpg)
Black Lights matter!
-
NEVER use a black light in a hotel room
(fair warning)
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Alr93PJ66o/UMDAFXW1qLI/AAAAAAAAACs/mF6fUc_kQGk/s1600/sea_lice_black.jpg)
Black Lice Matter!
-
...and
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/gablabs/2016%20Blog%20Art/Black%20Lies_zpsnwfpbyxm.png)
Black Lies Matter!
-
http://thedailyheadline.com/farm-kid-writes-home-after-joining-the-marines-this-is-priceless/ (http://thedailyheadline.com/farm-kid-writes-home-after-joining-the-marines-this-is-priceless/)
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.
We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5’6? and 130 pounds and he’s 6’8? and near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving daughter,
Alice
H/T American Digest
-
I was gonna say that I think that I had seen that before....and then I finished it. Appears to have been updated a bit ;'}
-
::hysterical::
-
NEVER use a black light in a hotel room
(fair warning)
Too late.
#UVflashlight
-
I was gonna say that I think that I had seen that before....and then I finished it. Appears to have been updated a bit ;'}
I ain't dating Alice...I got two rules - 1) don't date what I can't lift 2) don't date girls that can whup me. I ain't small so it doesn't exclude as many as you might think!
;D
-
Real Amber Alert
x
911Dispatch
4:23 PM (14 minutes ago)
to me
Please be on the lookout for an 11 year old female first name of Lexi. Party was last seen at four three one seven camp fire road at eleven this morning. Party was last seen wearing a pink bath robe with dark colored leggings, black boots, a tank top and carrying a live chicken. If contact is made, please call 911.
-
Real Amber Alert
x
911Dispatch
4:23 PM (14 minutes ago)
to me
Please be on the lookout for an 11 year old female first name of Lexi. Party was last seen at four three one seven camp fire road at eleven this morning. Party was last seen wearing a pink bath robe with dark colored leggings, black boots, a tank top and carrying a live chicken. If contact is made, please call 911.
Is the alert for the chicken or the girl? Hard to tell with some folk now days.
::unknowncomic::
-
Man, when these folks at The Cube get rolling there is no stopping them...thank Godsky!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/we-re-funnier-and-redder-than-the-boston-globe-t17816.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/we-re-funnier-and-redder-than-the-boston-globe-t17816.html)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/more-putout-images-a162/boston-globe-hillary-enters-leavenworth-i8206.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38201-Boston%20globe%20parody.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38204-Boston%20globe%20parody%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg)
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Boston_Globe_Trump_Parody_Cube.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38212-Obama%20resigns.png)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38214-SovCourierPrep4release.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38220-trump%20news.jpg)
::clapping::
-
::bows:: ::bows:: ::bows::
-
Still working my way through South Park.
This is the recent season, and frankly its pretty Dark to me. PC Principal took over, the Town has been hipsterized, and yeah, its basically mirroring the death of the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U)
At the end of this episode, they hang reality. I am seriously thinking of making "Reality" my new Avatar.
(https://i.imgur.com/9KyVm7D.png)
See also
http://carboncostume.com/reality/ (http://carboncostume.com/reality/)
-
I loved it when Reality crashed their benefit gala.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv2ZMN3T18E#)
-
Ever wonder how the super secret Illuminati organization recruits new members?
(no subject)
x
ILLUMINATI <info@illuminati.com>
1:58 PM (16 hours ago)
to
Do you desire Wealth, Riches, Fame, Sport light, Powers to perform SIGNS and
WONDERS, you have business ideas but no finance, Unlock your destiny by joining
the Illuminati occult today, you have full access to eradicate poverty away
from your life now, don`t miss this opportunity, If Interested CONTACT US VIA
EMAIL: illuminati1brotherhood@gmail.com
Yes. This is a real email caught in my spam filter.
-
Who knew the Illuminati stooped to spaming?
Tough times, eh?
::laughonfloor::
-
http://iotwreport.com/the-progressive-olympics/ (http://iotwreport.com/the-progressive-olympics/)
Proglympics! ::laughonfloor::
And they pick on a lady shooter? Yup, still batsyt crazy!
-
(http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2016/04/Bacon-Awareness1.jpg)
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/268443-lib-actress-lena-dunham-would-kill-herself-if-she-were-a-man/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/268443-lib-actress-lena-dunham-would-kill-herself-if-she-were-a-man/)
Hey, I'd chip in a few bucks to addadicktoit!
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/NISE_TOEIC/media
-
I love the Cube, when they get rolling it's a hoot!
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-signs-anti-cultural-appropriation-act-t17888.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-signs-anti-cultural-appropriation-act-t17888.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/NISE_TOEIC/media
Well, that was....weird.
-
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screen-Shot-2016-04-26-at-5.27.35-PM-550x563.png)
::hysterical::
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcp36n2cDg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcp36n2cDg)
The whole thing is worth watching really, but this is the highlight
https://youtu.be/oss7KmiHLmA (https://youtu.be/oss7KmiHLmA)
-
Who knew the Illuminati stooped to spaming?
Tough times, eh?
::laughonfloor::
Illuminati franchises?
-
She's available, boys. ::pimp::
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I#)
-
There's a dumbass kid I thought was a boy in my neighborhood looks just like that.
Coincidence? ::speechless:: ::exitstageleft::
-
She's available, boys. ::pimp::
That's a she??????
-
All yours Hawk! I have to fix my sock drawer.
-
(http://11886-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/corporal-klinger.jpg)
::rimshot::
-
http://web.archive.org/web/20150722072121/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hips_stir? (http://web.archive.org/web/20150722072121/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hips_stir?)
Girlfriend is bringing the sexy!
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trigglypuff-cora-gales-cora-miriam-cora-segal-real-name.20111/ (https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trigglypuff-cora-gales-cora-miriam-cora-segal-real-name.20111/)
Va va voom!
-
http://web.archive.org/web/20150722072121/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hips_stir? (http://web.archive.org/web/20150722072121/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hips_stir?)
Girlfriend is bringing the sexy!
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trigglypuff-cora-gales-cora-miriam-cora-segal-real-name.20111/ (https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trigglypuff-cora-gales-cora-miriam-cora-segal-real-name.20111/)
Va va voom!
Now I'd be genuinely concerned if either of those behemoths ladies were found in a public men's restroom!
-
http://archive.is/phm2d (http://archive.is/phm2d)
Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'nine fiftysix
You could say she's got it all
-
All?
Sounds like "too much"!
::hysterical::
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/storm-und-drang-1.jpg)
-
Yeah, "middle of the road", "sensible"; lukewarm/spit out of God's mouth.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JBoydce.gif)
Yes #trigglypuff is trending
-
https://youtu.be/rcUJgbWrM64
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JBoydce.gif)
Yes #trigglypuff is trending
Revolting.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JBoydce.gif)
Yes #trigglypuff is trending
Revolting.
I never realized it until just now, but that looks EXACTLY like a baby pitching a fit. A HUGE baby, but none the less.
-
How long will that crap last when the shat hits the fan?
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FvExkDAg.gif&key=HpVEeQzMD5oAI6XaeKSiNQ&w=600&h=240)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JBoydce.gif)
Yes #trigglypuff is trending
You know, I try to curb my more rampant judgmentalism. Some folks are born tall, some small, some thin and some not so. And even the most attractive among us can misbehave at times. There are some things we are born with in this life, and some things that are presented to us as challenges.
But I look at that animated vid (how can you not? it has a decided hypnotic effect to it!) and think, "Whatever else you are, or ever will be in this life, you are captured forever on the internet as a buffoon".
By the way: I love the little glasses adjustment at the end - it adds such an air of dignity.
::hysterical::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FvExkDAg.gif&key=HpVEeQzMD5oAI6XaeKSiNQ&w=600&h=240)
::thumbsup::
Holy crap is that ever fricken hilarious!
::hysterical::
-
Here's Ted's VP in action...VP of what I have no idea, but hey, just run with it, OK?
http://www.infowars.com/watch-carly-fiorina-falls-off-stage-in-indiana/ (http://www.infowars.com/watch-carly-fiorina-falls-off-stage-in-indiana/)
Perfect! ::hysterical::
In other silly-vag news...
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Woman_Card_Hillary.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/more-putout-images-a162/cora-segal-sjw-i8262.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/more-putout-images-a162/hillary-clinton-woman-card-i8261.jpg)
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38586-crazy%20hot%20card%20graph.jpg)
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/5/50/Jigglypuff_drums.gif)
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Hillary_Woman_Card_Reset_Transformation.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-official-hillary-for-america-woman-card-t17921.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-official-hillary-for-america-woman-card-t17921.html)
Those Cuber's, they just bust me up!!! ::thumbsup::
-
https://web.archive.org/web/20160503005511/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/faq (https://web.archive.org/web/20160503005511/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/faq)
Will this movie bomb?
Not like Hiroshima, but yeah.. it will.
::laughonfloor::
Probably not a good thing when the FAQ is funnier than the movie will be.
-
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/31888456/tow-truck-owner-bernie-sanders (http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/31888456/tow-truck-owner-bernie-sanders)
Kenneth Shupe said he was called to pick up a woman stranded on I-26 in Asheville on Monday.
When he saw “a bunch of Bernie Sanders stuff” he said he told the woman, “very politely,” that he could’t tow her car because she was “obviously a socialist” and advised her to “call the government” for a tow.
"Every business dealing in recent history with a socialist minded person I have not gotten paid," Shupe said. "Every time I deal with these people I get 'Berned' with an 'e' not a 'u'."
....
The woman’s mother Kelle McWade posted an angry message on Facebook after the incident, calling Shupe a bigot.
"Trump's motto is 'Make America Great Again'," McWade said. "And this kind of divisive behavior is not going to make America great again."
But , you know, using the IRS, the EPA, the NSA , DHS etc to target and persecute Conservatives is NOT bigoted.
Because its okay to be bigoted against bigotry - which of course is just saying "its okay when I am the bigot"
You will reap as you have sown. Enjoy it libtards. I just can't wait till its my turn to tell some starving bullying socialist I am not going to feed them...
and that they should call Obama for help.
Seriously you treat others badly, act as if they have no rights, and then expect tey will continue to help you and give you the sanction of the victim. Nope. You wanted a civil war, you will get one.
-
... You wanted a civil war, you are will get-ting one.
Termite Inspection company owner told me in 2012 he's been winnowing his client list of undesirables according to his criteria. We're still a client and I have no problem with his attitude, nor his criteria. There are other examples; people aren't making a big show of it, but it's happening.
-
It's actually quite astonishing when you are reminded just how many people in this country have never been simply told "No" before.
-
I don't agree with his methods but I'm resolute in defending his right to association.
If it me, I would have (and have in the past) applied a "stupid" surcharge. I have no problem taking dhimmi's money - especially when it's through the nose.
-
It's actually quite astonishing when you are reminded just how many people in this country have never been simply told "No" before.
Welcome to my world. Where people smack curbs with their cars and want the rim and tire warrantied. Or they bring in a lease return and refuse to pay the leasing company for the 1800. in damage and blame us because we let them park the car in our yard for the leasing company to pick up even after they signed for the damage.
-
Again, when they get rolling...just enjoy...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/little-mother-vs-big-brother-the-science-is-settled-t17943.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/little-mother-vs-big-brother-the-science-is-settled-t17943.html)
-
A parody? Probably . But its pretty funny...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U)
and the sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU)
though this different angle is hilarious as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE)
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/5/52/Trigglypufffastfood.gif)
and then back to real life, where parody struggles to keep up
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/ (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/)
http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/ (http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/)
-
David Burge / @iowahawkblog
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1879271765/2375_84984116216_633511216_2728356_7132856_n_bigger.jpg)
Breaking: Jenner signs endorsement deal with Snap-On Tools
;D ;D ;D
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/730766044436930561 (https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/730766044436930561)
-
A parody? Probably . But its pretty funny...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U)
and the sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU)
though this different angle is hilarious as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE)
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/5/52/Trigglypufffastfood.gif)
and then back to real life, where parody struggles to keep up
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/ (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/)
http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/ (http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/)
More like Jiggleypuff.
-
The Hillary Cackle...traced to Hyena ancestors.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/dna-test-traces-origins-of-hillary-cackle-to-hyena-ancestors-t17957.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/dna-test-traces-origins-of-hillary-cackle-to-hyena-ancestors-t17957.html)
Heh. And Progs are very much Hyena-like in their tactics, banding together to gang up on others, steal their stuff...generally hated by everyone not a Hyena.
Spot on if you ask me!
-
More like Jiggleypuff.
No. A Jiggly puff is soft, cute and its singing makes people go to sleep
https://youtu.be/cjyL2Wooh9Q
-
A parody? Probably . But its pretty funny...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U)
and the sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU)
though this different angle is hilarious as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE)
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/5/52/Trigglypufffastfood.gif)
and then back to real life, where parody struggles to keep up
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/ (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/)
http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/ (http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/)
TRIGGLYPUFF goes off @ 2:30 in the sequel. I couldn't handle any more than about 30 seconds. Imagine having that even on the same block as where you live...
-
The girl who captured that second angle with her own reaction is Mary, and she seems really cool.
https://plus.google.com/113592440371405003605/posts/54Q5hUwZ9yJ
Not a fan of the eye makeup, but still the sort of girl that I wish I could have dated in college.
Anyway, the main takeaway is she has more video from the event.. looking forward to her post as hilarity will ensue.
-
Wait WHO is ignorant? That's right its CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/opinions/political-ignorance-somin/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/opinions/political-ignorance-somin/index.html)
"The presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump has raised exploitation of ignorance to new heights. Many of the main themes of his campaign prey on it. Trump's campaign first took off when he claimed we are being inundated with Mexican immigrants, who increase the crime rate because many are "criminals" and "rapists." In reality, net migration from Mexico has been close to zero for the last 10 years. Yet few Americans seem to know that. And while studies consistently find that immigrants have lower crime rates than native-born Americans, a 2015 Pew Research Center study found that 50% of Americans (and 71% of Republicans) believe immigration is making crime "worse."
Crossing the border illegally MAKES you a CRIMINAL. That inherently means "Crime is worse" What is the crime rate among people who crossed the border illegally ? Its ONE HUNDRED PERCENT YOU LYING PIECES OF sh*t. How many commit crimes in ADDITION to the one they committed after crossing the border would be a better question, but because I am smart enough to ask that question I am the ignorant one? But you can bet its higher than any stats you put forward for immigrants as a total. Want to have more fun, lets remove the black community from "native born" Americans and see what the crime rate is then shall we?
And Yes most of the people crossing the US Mexico border are NOT Mexican nationals , but from countries further south - which is why Mexico doesn't give a crap - they don't want them to stop in Mexico. . Did this article mention that yes, more Illegals in total are crossing occur every year -no we will obfuscate the real data y pretending that Mexican Nationals are the relevant factor, and then call people like us "ignorant"
Heck they don't even define NET immigration - do you mean LEGAL immigration from Mexico or Illegal immigration?
Oh right, libtards don't make a distinction because they can't tell right from wrong.
-
From that same Trigglypuff event at UMass, Steven Crowder roasts the sh*t out of them:
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oss7KmiHLmA#)
-
Yes, I'd seen that. He really took it to 'em.
-
We should see more of that kind of rant.
I really liked the Psych Prof part, he was really lighting them up right through the finish! ::clapping::
-
Not that we need to help leftists define their BS, but some of these are downright hilarious!
http://iotwreport.com/contest-lets-help-the-left-with-their-bullsh*tty-euphemisms/#comments (http://iotwreport.com/contest-lets-help-the-left-with-their-bullsh*tty-euphemisms/#comments)
-
Pack your bags Jennifer...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/271754-lib-actress-jennifer-lawrence-i-was-adamant-on-finding-him-and-making-a-video-of-me-going-hey-trump-f**k-you/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/271754-lib-actress-jennifer-lawrence-i-was-adamant-on-finding-him-and-making-a-video-of-me-going-hey-trump-f**k-you/)
...Trump is coming!
::hysterical::
Wow, classy and stupid! Any idiot can become a two-bit actor...in Hollyweird!
And she has a "security team"? OMG, I hope they don't carry scary guns! Sorry, I repeated myself, libs think every gun is scary.
And as to her challenge...I think Donald would (obviously) pass...besides, lib chicks can be a petri dish of God-knows-what! ::speechless:: ::exitstageleft::
And in another hideout for the intellectually challenged...Higher Ed...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/271750-fired-msnbc-race-baiter-and-wake-forest-professor-melissa-harris-perry-says-shes-sewing-seeds-in-hopes-of-future-harvest/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/271750-fired-msnbc-race-baiter-and-wake-forest-professor-melissa-harris-perry-says-shes-sewing-seeds-in-hopes-of-future-harvest/)
Somebody should sew dumb-ass's lips shut, lest any more ignorance takes root, eh? Hate-sowing always yields a bitter harvest. Hope to see this one reaped soon!
::whoohoo::
And to complete the trifecta of hilarious stupidity, well, this asshole needs to introduction... “In fact,” he said, “by almost every measure, America is better and the world is better than it was 50 years ago or 30 years ago or even eight years ago.”-Lord of Flies at Rutgers University (http://www.weaselzippers.us/271711-obama-says-its-a-fact-that-by-almost-every-measure-america-and-the-world-are-better-than-8-years-ago/)
Wow, everybody had to be rolling at that whopper!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Those Zipperians having a blast too!
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3656/4400/original.gif)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3656/4150/original.jpg)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3653/2325/original.jpg)
Yup.
-
A couple of ted talks
Responding to Spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ)
Mike Rowe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRVdiHu1VCc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRVdiHu1VCc)
-
I like Mike Rowe. Lives in the real world, and has a good sense of humor. ::thumbsup::
-
And in an example of the real world beating the shyt out of the pretend world...
http://iotwreport.com/vermont-college-once-led-by-bernie-sanders-wife-collapses/ (http://iotwreport.com/vermont-college-once-led-by-bernie-sanders-wife-collapses/)
Ha haaa!
::mooning::
::hysterical::
-
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html (http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html)
-
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html (http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/05/we-dont-need-no-576.html)
LOL....Love the comments. Let me give you a funny. I have a "friend" of mine who purchased a Tesla. Hundred and something thousand. Looks nice on the inside, good creature comforts. The funny part comes in when we want to take a trip. Had to run up to Ohio, I had to drive. Why? Because his car has a 300 mile ( and that's stretching it) run cycle before charge. We took a trip down to Huntsville, from Nashville and yes, I had to drive because he wasn't sure his "charge" would make it. Hell, I'm ALWAYS driving my big Nissan truck.
I give him hell now. I call his car the anchor and I ask him all sorts of questions like: If loaded with groceries, will it make it home. What is your electric bill. Why haven't you bought one for your wife. He doesn't call me anymore to take trips.
-
Doesn't call anymore! ::laughonfloor::
-
Heh!
If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)
That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle! ::hysterical::
-
Heh!
If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)
That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle! ::hysterical::
That was frikkin hilarious!
I've mentioned my vegan bandmate before. He was the sterotype who couldn't help himself but proselytize the joys of denying himself meat. He and his wife always looked anemic, slightly yellowed, and sickly. Perfect spokesmorons for the chew the cud crowd.
-
Heh!
If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)
That chair-kickin' part made me blurt out a chuckle! ::hysterical::
That was frikkin hilarious!
I've mentioned my vegan bandmate before. He was the sterotype who couldn't help himself but proselytize the joys of denying himself meat. He and his wife always looked anemic, slightly yellowed, and sickly. Perfect spokesmorons for the chew the cud crowd.
It's what stupid feral humans do to feel hip in the urban zoo. They deserve ridicule, just like other moonbats...smug eco-tards, SJW morons, race-baiting shakedown artists, etc...
-
(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/05/Bernie-Sanders-XXX-Getty-640x478.jpg)
America, **** Yeah!
-
Did he just elbow that gal/man-gal?
::hysterical::
-
The Ten Commandments in Ebonics
I Be God. Don’ be dissin’ Me.
Don’ be makin’ hood ornaments outta Me or nothin’ in Mah crib.
Don’ be callin’ Me fo’ no reason – Homey don’ play dat.
Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
Don’ dis ya mama … an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
Don’ ice a nizzle.
Stick to ya own boo.
Don’ be liftin’ no goods.
Don’ be frontin’ like you all dat an’ no snitchin’ on ya homies.
Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nuffin’.
http://www.barnhardt.biz/2016/05/20/heh-the-decalogue-in-ebonics/ (http://www.barnhardt.biz/2016/05/20/heh-the-decalogue-in-ebonics/)
-
Pufekt 10 yo!
-
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss (https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss)
Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?
-
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss (https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss)
Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?
I hope not.
-
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss (https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-55952.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter+dlvrit+rss)
Its bad that I find this hilarious, right?
Newp.
She looks sickly in that picture. Maybe she and hubby won the Darwin Award by not reproducing before their climb.
-
Had the posture of a feral half-starved cat.
Well, she proved it...vegans can do anything...and then die.
I'm glad that is settled.
-
In other news...
http://iotwreport.com/conservative-michelle-fields-hired-by-huffington-post/ (http://iotwreport.com/conservative-michelle-fields-hired-by-huffington-post/)
...Huffington? ::saywhat::
Isn't that where reporters go to die?
::hysterical::
-
So they hire the person who charged the Trump campaign with battery or whatever the hell they supposedly did to her. Why do I feel there is some sort of hidden agenda in this hiring, especially in light she will cover Trump for the Huff.
-
So they hire the person who charged the Trump campaign with battery or whatever the hell they supposedly did to her. Why do I feel there is some sort of hidden agenda in this hiring, especially in light she will cover Trump for the Huff.
My Spidey senses are tingling, too.
-
Exiled to the back of the pack, ignored by Team Trump...the PuffHo agenda is as it always will be, doesn't mean squat in the end...especially if it is shunned, ridiculed and mocked.
-
Her fiance has also come out and endorsed Hillary Clinton. This whole Trump phenomenon is interesting. It's definitely made a lot of chicken hawk neocons out themselves. The #NeverTrump crowd is really just pissing me off now. Moonbattery.com is pretty much unreadable now. They still don't seem to grasp that Trump's value is as a battering ram more than an ideological champion.
Anyhow I actually came here to post this below. Not funny per se, but it's got to be the most succinct description of what happens when you combine democracy and universal suffrage.
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/cjnwizgxeaandqv.jpg?w=500)
(H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association (https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/05/24/explain-again-how-your-vote-for-individual-freedom-private-property-and-limited-government-isnt-trumped-by-votes-of-the-parasite-class/))
-
The #NeverTrump crowd come in two flavors -
1) Closet Clinton voters in denial.
or
2) People who are intentionally or unintentionally perpetuating the reign of error that is the Establishment Republican cadre comprising a too large a segment of the GOP.
By far the largest group is the latter...and the most irritating of them is the ignorant segment.
But whatever...bleep 'em anyway...people who live in a fantasy world are going to crash the hardest when the real shat hits the fan, I am weary of GAFF about anything beyond my direct control.
Sheep get sheared, tough crap...be a sheep or not...it's everybody's choice...people got to understand choices have consequences and no amount of pretending can escape that.
Any by choice I mean real choice...beyond who to push a button for in a dirty game...
Any way I can mess with the corrupt system, I will mess with the corrupt system, really what other utility is there participating in it at all?
-
Good humor, always based on some truth...
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38933-Hillary_Alien_Affair.jpg)
The sub-headline being the element of truth!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/38964-kimjongun.jpg)
Also, true and sad...but funny!
-
St. Petersburg teen sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to attempted murder
A 16-year-old boy arrested nearly three years ago on charges that he shot at another boy and committed a robbery was sentenced Monday to eight years in prison.
Le’Genius Wisdom Williams of St. Petersburg, who was 13 then, pleaded guilty to shooting…
http://iotwreport.com/check-out-this-thugs-name/ (http://iotwreport.com/check-out-this-thugs-name/)
A real man of Le'Genius!!! ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
We'll, he'll go into prison Le'Genius and come out Le'Phaggot!!!
-
The names ....... they kill me.
-
Progs...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/273649-two-teenagers-left-a-pair-of-glasses-on-the-floor-in-a-museum-and-idiots-thought-it-was-art/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/273649-two-teenagers-left-a-pair-of-glasses-on-the-floor-in-a-museum-and-idiots-thought-it-was-art/)
::hysterical::
-
For ya married fellas...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c1/20/d2/c120d2dcfb716ed39961ff9bbdf21868.jpg)
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/30/22/34C77A8700000578-3616875-image-a-21_1464643023228.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html)
Favorite comment so far -
liz, Florida, United States, 16 minutes ago
Going to need a bigger golf cart.
::hysterical::
-
Vote Remain or Cthulhu Will Devour Your Soul!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/39097-ktu3.jpg)
Mr. Cthulhu, one of the Great Old Ones of the Lovecraft™ Mythos, had this to say in a telephone interview:
Yesssssssssh.
You must all vote rrrrrrrrrremaaaaaaain...
Europpppppe will rrrrule allllll.
Act againsssst my will and I will make slavesssss of you all.
I will torture your beloved onesssss before your eyessss for all eternity.
You will beg for deathhhhhh.
I will feassssst on your tearssssss.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/vote-remain-or-cthulhu-will-devour-your-soul-t18007.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/vote-remain-or-cthulhu-will-devour-your-soul-t18007.html)
Heh!
Stick it to Cthulhu and the EU!!! :D
-
Ironic this gator roams Manatee county.....Wonder what he feeds on?
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/30/22/34C77A8700000578-3616875-image-a-21_1464643023228.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html)
Favorite comment so far -
liz, Florida, United States, 16 minutes ago
Going to need a bigger golf cart.
::hysterical::
Good grief! I remember as a kid being on vacation and traveling through Mississippi where we would stop at the roadside alligator farm tourist traps. I saw some damned hefty critters then but I've never seen one in the wild.
-
Years ago had a tournament on lake Eufaula, deep in Alabama. Never fished a lake with gators and one of my customers told me they wouldn't bother you if we fished areas he had told us about. We are in backwaters, small openings, lots of grass patches, plenty of places for gators. I can't remember why our boat nestled up to a grass point, maybe we were landing a fish...don't remember...but I do remember the very large gator sitting on that point, not 3 feet from our trolling motor...could have crawled in easily. It really spooked my brother, we backed off and this gator slides into the water and blocks the opening. Now I'm spooked. So we set there for what felt like an eternity, gator floating on top of water and we need to get through. Finally we put the boat in gear and head at this gator. He just sinks out of the way...we never touched him. We also didn't go back in again. We saw several large critters.
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/libtard-social-justice-warrior-democrat-brain.jpg)
-
We've all seen different versions of that map over the decades...and I still get the same reaction...
Lot's of targets...
So always remember Rule #2
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmA2WYyw-_A#)
-
Years ago had a tournament on lake Eufaula, deep in Alabama. Never fished a lake with gators and one of my customers told me they wouldn't bother you if we fished areas he had told us about. We are in backwaters, small openings, lots of grass patches, plenty of places for gators. I can't remember why our boat nestled up to a grass point, maybe we were landing a fish...don't remember...but I do remember the very large gator sitting on that point, not 3 feet from our trolling motor...could have crawled in easily. It really spooked my brother, we backed off and this gator slides into the water and blocks the opening. Now I'm spooked. So we set there for what felt like an eternity, gator floating on top of water and we need to get through. Finally we put the boat in gear and head at this gator. He just sinks out of the way...we never touched him. We also didn't go back in again. We saw several large critters.
I bet ya never did this...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/274548-overnight-open-thread-dont-throw-an-alligator-through-the-drive-in-window-at-wendys/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/274548-overnight-open-thread-dont-throw-an-alligator-through-the-drive-in-window-at-wendys/)
Reminds me of the old Chris Rock advise to stupid brothers routine...the catch phrase - "I wouldn't do that sh*t if I was you!".
Yeah.
-
I had fun reading this over lunch and following links when provided -
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/13-angriest-american-cities-ranked (https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/13-angriest-american-cities-ranked)
Not surprising how Progressive and Angry go together so nicely.
And one link for Philly led me here -
https://www.thrillist.com/lifestyle/philadelphia/why-philly-is-americas-greatest-and-worst-city (https://www.thrillist.com/lifestyle/philadelphia/why-philly-is-americas-greatest-and-worst-city)
That was written well enough and there are some funny bits...but when the guys writes this:
Queen Village also has the misfortune of butting up against Pennsport. That's where the Mummers have their clubhouses and prepare for the annual New Year’s Day debacle. The Mummers are a local institution -- sort of a cross between a provincial circus and Mardi Gras, with string bands, colorful outfits, lots of makeup, full bladders, and a nasty, longstanding tradition of overt racism, misogyny, and homophobia.
But given how America is being flushed down the cultural sewer by mealy-mouthed progressive zampolit thugs and especially in the face of 8 years of full-frontal gutter-splashing idiocy of Obama & Co using such terms and making it sound as though it is a bad thing is in fact having the opposite effect.
But, whatever.
-
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.
-
(http://funigy.com/img/0516/press-button-to-hear-short-speech-form-hillary-clinton.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.
I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first. Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?
-
(http://funigy.com/img/0516/press-button-to-hear-short-speech-form-hillary-clinton.jpg)
::hysterical::
Yeah, if somebody can't laugh at that they pretty much have no sense of humor at all! ::thumbsup::
-
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.
I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first. Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?
No need. I've never had one get in the boat. Then again, I've never wanted one in the boat.
-
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.
I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first. Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?
No need. I've never had one get in the boat. Then again, I've never wanted one in the boat.
I ain't getting in any exposed craft/area in dangerous critter country without as much firepower as I can reasonably carry to get the job done...I'm funny that way.
-
A spillover effect of the Obama bathroom wars/self-identifying pervert worship...
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3743/7686/original.jpg)
::hysterical::
Check out this self-identifying ProgTard...
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3743/7139/original.jpg)
Yeah, I bet she's honest too! ::laughonfloor::
-
This might actually be funnier...at least I cannot stop watching it and enjoying the hell out of it!!!
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3743/7211/original.gif)
::whoohoo::
-
How did this idiot ever con a rich widow into taking his worthless pansy ass in?
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-05-at-9.18.45-PM-550x444.png)
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-05-at-9.19.00-PM-550x439.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/275460-john-kerry-in-mongolia-frightens-locals-with-his-archery-skills-gets-cheese-curds/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/275460-john-kerry-in-mongolia-frightens-locals-with-his-archery-skills-gets-cheese-curds/)
Jeez, you candy-ass, open your fricken eyes! You are scaring the sh*t out of your hosts you ponce!
I swear, how do people trust any of the creepy-ass progs with anything?
World is batshyt insane!
Oh, say "Ghengis Kahn" one more time so I can bash you teeth in, you self-promoting gutless bucket of pig vomit!
-
(http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13394148_10157075301300515_5717622729755495610_n.jpg?oh=0e07313ea973b03eb51e91e53b457c17&oe=580ADE34)
-
Sucks to be that kid...
Better to be this kid -
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/happy-baby--263x381.jpg)
Have you ever laughed so hard in your sleep that you woke yourself up?
http://iotwreport.com/waking-up-happy/ (http://iotwreport.com/waking-up-happy/)
Funny you should ask, yes, just last night in fact. I think it might have been all the stuff thats been going on plus busy at work and Lord knows what is working its way through my digestive tract in the middle of the night...but I had a silly dream, cracked a joke in the dream, laughed in my dream and woke up laughing.
I didn't suck. Sure, the feline looked at me like I was nuts...but he looks at me like that a lot and besides that bastard usually wakes me up not me him, so nah nah nah nah nah nah!
:D
-
Peoples are stoopit!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bunyadi-londons-first-naked-restaurant-8139015 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bunyadi-londons-first-naked-restaurant-8139015)
Yeah, I'll have the...(fat creature of indeterminate sex bends over to pick up a dropped fork)...never mind, I'm leaving...
::puke::
And in other news...
Either this is a "no sh*t?" nothingburger...or one of the biggest punks ever pulled...
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/richard-simmons-woman-sex-change-national-enquirer-photos/ (http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/richard-simmons-woman-sex-change-national-enquirer-photos/)
..it really could go either way...
-
When Dolly met Hillary – May 28, 1974 – she wore a ‘misshapen, brown, dress-like thing that must have been intended to hide her lumpy body’
The garment ‘stopped too soon to hide her fat ankles and her thick calves covered with black hair’
‘Thick brown sandals did nothing to conceal her wide feet and the hair on her toes,’ Dolly said, adding that she was embarrassed and staring
http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/ (http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/)
Sounds like someone describing a goat!
::hysterical::
Oh, and...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/)
Oops!
And speaking of goats...here's a lover of goats...
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-10-at-1.30.25-AM.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/)
Seriously, he dances like an illegal alien bi-sexual Muslim goat surrogate.
Oh, yeah...makes sense.
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3777/6663/original.jpg)
-
When Dolly met Hillary – May 28, 1974 – she wore a ‘misshapen, brown, dress-like thing that must have been intended to hide her lumpy body’
The garment ‘stopped too soon to hide her fat ankles and her thick calves covered with black hair’
‘Thick brown sandals did nothing to conceal her wide feet and the hair on her toes,’ Dolly said, adding that she was embarrassed and staring
http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/ (http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/)
Sounds like someone describing a goat!
::hysterical::
Oh, and...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/)
Oops!
And speaking of goats...here's a lover of goats...
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-10-at-1.30.25-AM.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/)
Seriously, he dances like an illegal alien bi-sexual Muslim goat surrogate.
Oh, yeah...makes sense.
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3777/6663/original.jpg)
The comments had me howling....lol
-
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2016/06/this-is-how-all-bureaucrats-should-be-answered.php (http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2016/06/this-is-how-all-bureaucrats-should-be-answered.php)
-
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2016/06/this-is-how-all-bureaucrats-should-be-answered.php (http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2016/06/this-is-how-all-bureaucrats-should-be-answered.php)
Holy Guano Batman, that there is some hilarious stuff!!!
I don't care to know anything else about the Anderson's...they're my kind of people!!!
::clapping::
-
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/9041b09bd2ac72b864f23162ec40dba3/tumblr_o2ij00nw3N1qaj2cmo1_400.gif)
Oooo, I GOTTA get me one o' these! "Whaddaya mean 'who am I lookin' at'?"
H/T KA-CHING
-
Yeah, standard on gunships for a while now...would be cool to mount atop your vehicle. :D
Imma lookin atchu! ;D
-
Oh, it's just two...no biggie... (http://iotwreport.com/attention-please-if-anyone-near-east-grand-forks-mn-is-missing-2-fingers-please-notify-authorities/)
;D
All kidding aside...obviously something shady going on...
Hopefully they can finger the owner... ::rimshot::
-
And from the "If only!" files...
(http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5296/2/16x9/700.jpg)
Defiant Mitch McConnell Holds Merrick Garland’s Severed Head Aloft In Front Of Capitol Building (http://www.theonion.com/article/defiant-mitch-mcconnell-holds-merrick-garlands-sev-52575)
:D
-
OK, this is just fracking hilarious!
An angry husband recently made headlines for selling his “cheating wife’s belongings” on the internet, after she reportedly ran off with someone who “looks like Beppe from Eastenders”.
The anonymous man, who goes by the handle Calibristeve on eBay, listed piles of clothing, shoes and even a black Smart car on the popular online shopping site. Describing the collection as a “complete job lot of possessions belonging to my cheating ex w***e of a wife”, the scorned lover revealed that he plans to use the proceeds to commission the services of prostitutes in his marital home, and buy enough Scotch whisky to drink himself into a coma.
Bidding for the clothes and shoes had reached £185 before the man claims eBay took his ad down due to profanity used in the description. The 2004 Smart Roadster, which he describes as an “absolute disgrace of a car, which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins” and a “ridiculous piece of German engineered campness [that] would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity,” had fetched over £1,400 at the time of this writing.
This all sounds like a bad joke, but the Daily Mail claims to have gotten in touch with the man – who wishes to remain anonymous – and he confirmed the whole story. “It was a very good way of venting a lot of bile and it was very cathartic,” he told the English tabloid. “I’ve had a lot of positive feedback from people and messages of support. I even had someone message me and offer to send me some free Scotch through the post.”
The man, who has used his eBay page to sell a number of cars during the last year, first posted the Smart Roadster, writing “I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest she didn’t like it that much either so she took my car in the split.” But following encouragements from potential buyers, he decided to auction off all the possessions his ex had left behind.
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-takes-revenge-on-cheating-wife-by-selling-her-things-on-ebay.html (http://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-takes-revenge-on-cheating-wife-by-selling-her-things-on-ebay.html)
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3812/4341/original.jpg)
Heh!
-
This is hilarious...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/278853-obama-gives-dating-tips-to-derek-jeter-with-story-about-how-he-landed-mooch/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/278853-obama-gives-dating-tips-to-derek-jeter-with-story-about-how-he-landed-mooch/)
...I don't think Jeter wants to know how to throw a rope around a Bison...
::hysterical::
Jeter is dating Hannah (sans horse)...the advice should go the other way!
::laughonfloor::
-
I can remember my oldest son used to love watching this cartoon. I much prefer this updated version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASA7x7ezg4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASA7x7ezg4)
But then again, if you're not Cajun, you'll probably miss quite a bit.
-
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/unnamed-12-1.jpg)
H/T-IOTW
::hysterical::
-
12 thousand 12 million it doesn't matter her face is showing and you can see her black heart too.
-
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13522037_10206748685171370_616661784522671596_n.jpg?oh=c259917d60b7174f7a072eef24584b83&oe=57F8E0F9)
Yes I so stole it.
-
Heh!
-
Daring Fauxcahontas to do a DNA test to prove her injun heritage?!
http://iotwreport.com/fauxcahontas-could-prove-native-american-heritage-with-dna-test/ (http://iotwreport.com/fauxcahontas-could-prove-native-american-heritage-with-dna-test/)
Heh! Good one!
Of course Fauzahontas could just have the test rigged...can't be harder than an election, eh?
And besides, this is the era of Obama, the era of extreme stupidity...self-identifying is all the rage right now.
In the end both Brown and Fauzahontas are a joke!
-
More humor - New Barnard College Curriculum To Teach Its Female Students ‘How To Think’
http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/)
My nomination for most hilarious headline this week!
Oh, and good luck with that!
::hysterical::
-
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/ (http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/)
Fashion model.................. ::) ......................
Phagg!
::hysterical::
-
More humor - New Barnard College Curriculum To Teach Its Female Students ‘How To Think’
http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/)
My nomination for most hilarious headline this week!
Oh, and good luck with that!
::hysterical::
Remedial training?
-
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/ (http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/)
Fashion model.................. ::) ......................
Phagg!
::hysterical::
Phagg on bathsalts...
-
More humor - New Barnard College Curriculum To Teach Its Female Students ‘How To Think’
http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/279900-new-barnard-college-curriculum-to-teach-its-female-students-how-to-think/)
My nomination for most hilarious headline this week!
Oh, and good luck with that!
::hysterical::
Remedial training?
I'll take "No chance in Hell" for $500 Alex.
-
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/ (http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/)
Fashion model.................. ::) ......................
Phagg!
::hysterical::
Phagg on bathsalts...
Oh yeah, the psycho-zombie thing, good call.
In his ahh, career wonder if that helps or hurts his resume? Probably the former, eh? ::facepalm::
-
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/EatBacon_zpsimhmojud.jpg)
-
::cool::
-
Hey, look...a fresh pack of Obama!
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3914/5479/original.jpg)
-
The boy didn't like his jail breakfast, it seems.
https://twitter.com/deray/status/752270156236107776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw (https://twitter.com/deray/status/752270156236107776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
-
The boy didn't like his jail breakfast, it seems.
https://twitter.com/deray/status/752270156236107776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw (https://twitter.com/deray/status/752270156236107776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
But no mention of jail sex...that must have been Obama-good.
::hysterical::
-
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/62ef5e2ece159b34c0dc5dfb4c2d6293.jpg)
Sure wish Trump would sport this button at the first debate with the succubus! ::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZDbFH_gznTmX8-rOr82zPOTGE7IqiXyc (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZDbFH_gznTmX8-rOr82zPOTGE7IqiXyc)
The guy is an A-hole, and ill go after Christians on occasion - especially on Gay Marriage stuff, but skip those if they bother you
Otherwise I am entertained - more by the videos he is showing than by his comments, but whatever. . Definitely not safe for work .
-
I like the scheme idea by Big Meat to make vegan's look like batshyt crazy fascists...which of course they are...
Besides, I see no problem, people OK with promoting servitude and genocide cannot expect to be treated well in return, eh? So...
BITS
-
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/im_white_privilege.jpg)
-
Proglodyte "Safe Space", get yours now, protect your precious snowflakes! Only $399.99, buy now before they run out!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/39897-pet-crate-end-table-large-home-improvements-catalog-249-99-large-199-99-medium-size.jpg)
H/T-ThePeoplesCube
::hysterical::
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/4037/3158/original.jpg)
::hysterical::
No sane person would ever want to sneak up on that from behind, eh?
-
A ship for the trans genders.
-
https://youtu.be/-nOAJkq6DSA
-
https://youtu.be/-nOAJkq6DSA
Doesn't Duane know that people have been murdered for less?
-
Heh, awesome!
::bows::
Let the hit squads try to come...The Rock ain't no Vince Foster or Seth Rich.
-
(http://www.carrollspaper.com/Images/Images/52420.jpg)
http://www.carrollspaper.com/Content/Default/Homepage-Rotating-Articles/Article/Hillary-hit-hard/-3/449/22594 (http://www.carrollspaper.com/Content/Default/Homepage-Rotating-Articles/Article/Hillary-hit-hard/-3/449/22594)
::clapping::
Fabulous! I love how the guy is smiling and the kids are enjoying chucking water balloons at the incarcerated Hildabest effigy!
::whoohoo::
-
If they immigrate to Amurikah they might have a chance to join up and serve on the USS Harvey Milk...
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/0807-german-field-hockey-butt-fuchs-reddit-4-678x381.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/the-germans-make-a-mark-in-field-hockey/ (http://iotwreport.com/the-germans-make-a-mark-in-field-hockey/)
::hysterical::
-
And 3 x 23 = what, children?
::thinking::
???
::rolllaughing::
-
Hillary and Huma's favorite number?
::laughonfloor::
-
OK, I just found this title and pic way funny!
"Atlanta Black Lives Matter Leader Arrested Multiple Times For Impersonating Police Officer…"
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/BLM-ATL-300x169.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/289496-atlanta-black-lives-matter-leader-arrested-multiple-times-for-impersonating-police-officer/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/289496-atlanta-black-lives-matter-leader-arrested-multiple-times-for-impersonating-police-officer/)
::speechless:: ::laughonfloor::
WTF?! Does Chelsea have a step brother? Looks like Webb Hubble went slumming and bred a fugly BLMer!!!
::hysterical::
-
http://iotwreport.com/chicago-cubs-dj-fired-for-playing-smack-my-bitch-up-after-pitcher-involved-in-domestic-dispute-leaves-mound/ (http://iotwreport.com/chicago-cubs-dj-fired-for-playing-smack-my-bitch-up-after-pitcher-involved-in-domestic-dispute-leaves-mound/)
Poor taste? Sure. But in ObamAmerica where thug culture is glorified is it that unexpected? No.
I think this comment is spot on - "Would have been in the clear had the DJ played anything by Tina & Ike. Management would have never caught on."-HK Bill
Half the crowd would have been clueless too though.
-
http://wtvr.com/2016/08/15/video-monkey-gets-loose-scuffles-with-wal-mart-employee-in-parking-lot/ (http://wtvr.com/2016/08/15/video-monkey-gets-loose-scuffles-with-wal-mart-employee-in-parking-lot/)
Is that her boyfriend?
::laughonfloor::
-
Hire the abuser, fire the guy who mocks abusers by playing a song.
Take me out to the ballgame...
-
Ironic, isn't it? Guy is just paying homage to a class of folks the progs turn a blind eye to daily and shame a warmonger on women...and he gets canned...
Progs are a cancer, they'll kill everybody in the end.
-
Chuck Farley - awe! what a tease! The headline made it sound like one got put on her face. lol
http://heatst.com/politics/must-see-photos-of-hillary-clinton-propped-up-on-pillows/ (http://heatst.com/politics/must-see-photos-of-hillary-clinton-propped-up-on-pillows/)
::hysterical::
-
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail.
.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
.
She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?”
.
“The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."
.
Then she says “I will definitely win the election.”
.
The Donald says to Hillary, "that's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
.
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
.
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
.
The owner gives him another one.
.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
.
Trump replies, "look in Hillary's pocket"…..
::thumbsup::
-
::hysterical::
-
(https://scontent.fmnl4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14068307_10154296427781163_5760778901018341771_n.jpg?oh=609bd8790c1147ec61805ac3e5a341b3&oe=5844EFA5)
America, F*** Yeah!
-
(https://scontent.fmnl4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14068307_10154296427781163_5760778901018341771_n.jpg?oh=609bd8790c1147ec61805ac3e5a341b3&oe=5844EFA5)
America, F*** Yeah!
This one made me laugh out loud.
-
Thanks...my nasal cavity needed a good flushing anyway...
-
I watched the vid with Kimhole - she's not doing herself any favors!
(keep it up you witch!)
-
From the face she makes....I think she is having a seizure.
-
Strangely enough, even wearing my Sennheiser headphones, I could hear no popping of the freshness seal. Kimmel would never be such a personal and professional fraud to have staged something such as this, would he?
-
You want to end up Vince Fostered? You KNOW hillarys people called in advance and set up the "test" of her health. You know it.
-
Jimmy Kimmel dead......Pickle overdose.
Jimmy Kimmel dead...... Pickle lodged in throat.
Jimmy Kimmel dead......Slipped in pickle juice.
-
I'd buy that for a dollar! ::hysterical::
Is it too late to set up "the real jimmy kimmel" twitter account and confess?
::whoohoo::
-
(http://static.infowars.com/politicalsidebarimage/clinton-herse_large.jpg)
-
Yup.
Might not be funny for this poor bastard though...he might see it rolling up behind him one dark and rainy night...
http://iotwreport.com/dr-drew-said-he-was-concerned-with-hillarys-health-now-hes-being-canceled-on-hln-coincidence/ (http://iotwreport.com/dr-drew-said-he-was-concerned-with-hillarys-health-now-hes-being-canceled-on-hln-coincidence/)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/102915-bodies_zpswhlvayxz.jpg)
Damn, that is a good deal. Wonder if there is a bulk discount?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/111215-gassy_zpsiqxd8nsm.jpg)
Yeah...that's just funny! ::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/111215-gassy_zpsiqxd8nsm.jpg)
That's wrong on so many levels.
I think I'm jealous because I didn't think of it first.
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXcysU-sY8#)
::laughonfloor::
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXcysU-sY8#)
::laughonfloor::
Some how seems fitting.
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/111215-gassy_zpsiqxd8nsm.jpg)
That's wrong on so many levels.
I think I'm jealous because I didn't think of it first.
I agree. And in no way was this a design accident...no way!
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXcysU-sY8#)
::laughonfloor::
Some how seems fitting.
PMSNBC...
-
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/separated-at-mirth-1.jpg)
H/T - WRSA
-
(http://static.infowars.com/politicalsidebarimage/scooby-van_large.jpg)
-
Rut-Roh! ::exitstageleft::
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr14CzpW8AAZMOj.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTg3WDYwOA==/z/I~gAAOSwr7ZW69nE/$_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F)
Followed a guy that had this in his truck so I could send it all over the country.
-
Same as getting "schlonged", right? ::thumbsup::
PS - Todd - That is a deal at $5.95US. :D
-
(http://i.sli.mg/5CLqau.gif)
-
Something is really, really wrong with her.
-
Oh come now, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory.
-
Oh come now, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory.
I believe the correct term is "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy".
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw#)
The Japanese have an unusual approach to learning foreign languages....
-
Beats having to look at Hillary!
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/cspbxvtweaawb-7.jpg)
-
(http://i.giphy.com/l3vR2mQ8y0AW8cy6A.gif)
-
Saw this at Zippers...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9144fdf53ca079f4246e585db32aec9cb3df0026b191a705ccdd0b249d6a1156.jpg)
Heh!
-
http://youtu.be/fo7qMRSPwUg (http://youtu.be/fo7qMRSPwUg)
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/4261/2811/original.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgflip.com/1apwwf.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/295393-friday-open-thread-141/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/295393-friday-open-thread-141/)
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/4260/9262/original.jpg)
Heh!
Deplorable and proud!
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/9325/products/YS201_large.png)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsMmAqaWIAIhmY-.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsHtEh3UsAAUPp6.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsKj1FrUsAA5Gnc.jpg)
-
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/4261/2811/original.jpg)
Good thing I wasn't drinking a beverage. ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor::
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXG4IiBveRY#)
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120LBWWdj6c#)
LOL @ "Huuuma! Huuuma!"
-
Even got that weird tongue tumor...good attention to detail.
Did y'all see this?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/emmy-ratings-sink-new-low-929796 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/emmy-ratings-sink-new-low-929796)
Fabulous news. They are getting desperate as hell and seeing Hildabeast stumbling bumbling seizing up and falling down and Trump climbing in the polls is freaking them out.
The more political they get the more people tune them out...I hope they go apesh*t even more...that way nobody will be paying attention to them or Hillary!
::whoohoo::
-
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-21/canadian-mint-employee-allegedly-smuggled-140000-gold-inside-his-rectum (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-21/canadian-mint-employee-allegedly-smuggled-140000-gold-inside-his-rectum)
oh, the comments....
-
Heh...judge Doody filling in for judge Brown... ::hysterical::
-
Wow. Just wow.
http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/22/zach-galifianakis-rips-off-one-liner-after-one-liner-in-hillary-clinton-interview-video/ (http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/22/zach-galifianakis-rips-off-one-liner-after-one-liner-in-hillary-clinton-interview-video/)
-
Damn, had to be enough meds in her to put a rhino down.
-
I can't believe she actually put up with that.
"So, what's the best way to get hold of you....email?"
::hysterical::
-
She'll crow now..."I've been vetted."...cue "Hail to the Chief(ette)".
::mooning::
-
She'll crow now..."I've been vetted."...cue "Hail to the Chief(ette)".
::mooning::
She doesn't need vetting - she needs prosecuted and imprisoned.
-
She'll crow now..."I've been vetted."...cue "Hail to the Chief(ette)".
::mooning::
She doesn't need bogus vetting - she needs deserves to be prosecuted and imprisoned.
FIFY!
If only we were in a sane world... ::outrage::
-
Zack better watch his back......Plus, if he was on a flight I was on...I'd get off the plane.
-
She'll crow now..."I've been vetted."...cue "Hail to the Chief(ette)".
::mooning::
She doesn't need bogus vetting - she needs deserves to be prosecuted and imprisoned.
FIFY!
If only we were in a sane world... ::outrage::
Accepted.
-
Oh man...
Making fun of the homey ghetto-grip!
https://youtu.be/iDnEkFSMRik
Yeah...it reminds me of the Vogons in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy...the homey's won't be hitting anything unless by accident too!
::hysterical::
-
OK, this is so silly it is hilarious!
Officer-involved shootings over the past several years have given rise to the Black Live Matter movement and a number of protests nationwide. Most recently, protesters took to the streets in Charlotte, North Carolina, following the death of Keith Lamont Scott at the hand of police officers.
But African American actor Isaiah Washington who is best known for his role in ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy,” proposed a different kind of protest in a Facebook post on Tuesday:
His post reads:
“Imagine if every single African American in the United States that was really fed up with being angry, sad and disgusted, would pick ONE DAY to simply ‘stay at home’ from every single job, work site, sports arena and government office in the United States of America.
I’m very sure that within 72 hours from Wall Street to the NFL…Black Lives Would Matter. September 26, 2016 is THE DAY.
#ItsTime #CanWeDoIt? #ACallToAction #StayAtHomeSeptember262016 #RIPTerenceCrutcher #HandsUpDontShoot #Missing24
http://iotwreport.com/black-actor-says-blacks-should-pick-a-day-and-all-stay-home-to-show-how-it-would-cripple-the-economy/ (http://iotwreport.com/black-actor-says-blacks-should-pick-a-day-and-all-stay-home-to-show-how-it-would-cripple-the-economy/)
::saywhat::
Well...since half that population isn't working, is looting or otherwise sucking off government...would anybody of consequence even notice?
::laughonfloor::
Sounds like another moronic idea for morons to hurt themselves more than any boogieman they think is the problem!
Stupid, it's a rampant social disease!
-
The only thing it would cripple would be the government, since most of those with employment work there. So, yeah, count the DMV, the Post Office, and other Fed/state/local offices out for the day. In my local tax office, it would be blessing if the one that works there called out for the day.
-
Don't worry. It will settle down after the first...once the welfare check arrives.
-
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/89b5d28aaf99ae2929a8015d053aaf57/tumblr_miqgvefZ7W1qiej5lo1_1280.jpg)
H/T: http://communistjokes.tumblr.com/ (http://communistjokes.tumblr.com/)
-
Heh!
CIA though...the whole 90% of the middle time spent is too glossed over...knowing how things flow up and down the pipeline, the compartmentalization (turfs) involved...the reason there is no rabbit is because the White House wanted that answer, then it's old fashioned's with pals to celebrate another budget saved.
FBI...yeah I buy that...anybody who can blow away a citizen on orders as well as bury an investigation on orders...certainly can't be expected to say no when ordered to shoot that rabbit (uhh huh) out of a tree. Then it is beers with the guys to celebrate taking down another vile creature hostile to the state.
KGB...same chain of command as the CIA...it's just that the KGB brings back proof...no matter what form it has to look like...to keep their masters happy...else it is to the Lubyanka for torture and execution, too Siberia and execution in the woods...or just executed in the woods...then it's shots of vodka for those who dodged the bullet today.
-
I need some chuckles...
https://youtu.be/64xoDyethW8
Heh, just wish it hurt more! ;D
-
Heh! I really liked seeing this.
https://twitter.com/SNFaizalKhamisa/status/781550129585197057
Money down along the ball...drills it in!
And I can tell you that is not as easy as it looks! I shot a round at Hazeltine once...the greens are fricken like cement, fast...and one little dip the ball can go awry just like that. This fan hit it firm to take any wiggle out of it, right thing to do...really only chance to drain it, and he almost hit it too firm.
Great clip though!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/07defa84046ac07d5ade0bfecdb040364717c94a431046bff53d972ae019e17c.jpg)
::hysterical::
::smallestviolin::
-
I'm laughing but I really do doubt the drugs. You don't do drugs for 40 years and still have as good of voice as Sammy Hagar still has.
-
Rollin' coal on some coal. Funny part happens at the 1:20 mark.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ehzbbp6N4#)
-
Somebody want to 'splain what the hell I just watched ..... and why?
-
Somebody want to 'splain what the hell I just watched ..... and why?
Some dudes driving diesel pickup trucks belched thick black exhaust all over a crowd of BLM protesters.
See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_coal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_coal)
-
Okay, t'anks.
-
"Jus some good ol boys - havin some fun"
As the recipient of such an exhibition - at a time when I was just minding my own GD business, I'm here to say that these pinheads aren't doing anyone any favors. That sort of shyt leads to road-rage where everyone gets to be losers.
-
I think "rolling coal" is obnoxious, but I also can't think of a better group of recipients than BLM.
-
I think "rolling coal" is obnoxious, but I also can't think of a better group of recipients than BLM.
Concur on both counts. Most of them that 'roll coal' are assholes trying to compensate.
-
And then there is this Obamite...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctysoq6WYAAc09N.jpg)
https://twitter.com/i/moments/78269420063883264
OK....ape costume... ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d54bb565b510a72dd4e75ddb0c0b890e262130a78dc5a1959f11f2a8db4b88fd.jpg)
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
::clapping::
-
I would:
1) Waterboard her until she turns loose and as she falls yell " see waterboarding does work"
2)You want my help? Is Hubble actually the daddy?
3) Help? Where are the e mails?
4) Tell me about the Clinton Foundation.
5) Is there a hit list?
Now as she is spilling her guts ( figuratively), without her knowledge, I would record every word. Then, as she is barely hanging on for life, I would insist she sign a disclosure statement, sit pen and paper in front of her, until she ( literally) spills her guts.
-
Man, that's a lot of work Don!
I'll just run the camera, OK?
-
Heh, I found this hilarious...
(http://cdn.redalertpolitics.com/files/2016/10/o-SARAH-JESSICA-PARKER-facebook.jpg)
“I feel like someone is just going to hit us. They’re just going to reach out and smack us or beat the sh*t of us or, I don’t know, shoot us, shoot my friends. I’m not being dramatic when I think of this. I’m shocked.”
Read more at http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/10/06/sarah-jessica-parker-trump-fans-may-shoot-us-hollywood-liberals/#W2KU3OFysPhlY4kJ.99 (http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/10/06/sarah-jessica-parker-trump-fans-may-shoot-us-hollywood-liberals/#W2KU3OFysPhlY4kJ.99)
Look at that face...I think somebody already hit it pretty hard...and it wasn't Trump or some other imaginary foe!
::hysterical::
-
And yet, all the actual acts of violence have been by leftist agitators against people at Trump rallies. But since the MSM reports it this way, for much of America "Trump people are violent and dangerous" is the truth.
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28e10f4678749e840e110313cd9b8552b41635547dcfa7e3c4f4b4321fecbcae.jpg?w=800&h=516)
-
What? He/she/It, worry?
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/trust.jpg)
-
Good thing my mouth is dry otherwise this keyboard would be ruined!
-
::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren:: ::siren::
Caution, put down all liquids and remove young children from the room before scrolling down!!!
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/more-putout-images-2-a189/bill-clinton-n-monica-i8599.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/captain-craptek-a145/bib-box-i8601.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic18780.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic18780.html)
-
Kids and Candy: Governments and Economies Explained
With Halloween just around the corner, I thought I might try to explain various types of economies and governments in the terms of kids and candy. This is partly inspired by a list with the same idea, but explained with cows and milk. I tried to cover a wider range of topics than the cow list, also.
Capitalism is where the kid who worked the hardest on his costume gets the most candy.
Crony Capitalism is where the kid pays off the guy with the bowl to give him the most candy.
American Capitalism is where the kid tries earnestly to get some candy, but kids from other towns who are willing to get less candy take all the candy he should've gotten.
Monarchism is where the guy with the bowl gets all the candy, but may or may not give some out to the kids who make the candy.
Communism is where both the guy with the bowl and the kids are equal, call each-other comrades, and get an equal amount of candy, but the amount is tiny, the candy is stale (or moldy) and the chocolate gives you the runs.
Russian Communism is where the guy with the bowl gets fine European chocolate in unlimited quantities, but the kids have to all share expired Hershey bars from 1945 that are hidden in the attic from the guy with the bowl or chocolate bars that are nothing but cocoa, powdered milk, and sawdust compressed into a block. However, the kids can get some European chocolate with a little bit of blat.
Chinese Communism is like Russian Communism, but if the kids don't worship the guy with the bowl they're shot or shamed. Also, no blat.
North Korean Communism is like Chinese Communism, except there's no candy and no shame.
South American Communism is like Russian Communism, except in the jungle and the kids find ways around the guy with the bowl that don't use blat. The kids can also sneak out of the neighborhood more successfully than in Russian Communism.
American Communism is where the kids try to convince the guy with the bowl that their communism is different from all the others, but the guy with the bowl knows they're full of sh*t and tells them to take a hike.
Socialism is where the government controls how much candy the guy with the bowl is allowed to give out.
Feudalism is where the kids all live with and make candy for the guy with the bowl and in exchange the guy with the bowl allows them to keep living with him and periodically gives them a small fraction of the candy they made for him.
Fascism is where the guy with the bowl takes all the kids' candy and then sells it back to them. The kids get no choice of candy and the guy with the bowl follows them around the entire night taking their candy.
Democracy is where all the kids vote on how much candy and of which type they will get, and the guy with the bowl is forced to comply with the vote.
American Democracy is where all the kids vote for older kids who then vote for the candy whose company is giving them the most money. There is so much gridlock that a decision cannot be made. The guy with the bowl gets money from even more candy companies, but he has to forcibly give out candy to other neighborhoods of kids that already have it or don't want it in exchange for the money. This pisses the other kids off in the process. He uses their anger to justify expansion of his candy-giving activities.
European Democracy is where the kids from all the towns get together and vote on how much candy they want, but the guy with the bowl is the one who actually makes the decisions.
Republicanism is where the guy with the bowl and the kids cooperate, write a constitution based on informed, rational opinions and thoughts on what kind and amount of candy is good for society, deliberate on this constitution, and when all the kids agree on the constitution, it is ratified. The kids exercise their constitutional rights and get the candy from the guy with the bowl that the constitution says they have a right to.
(This is based mostly on classical republicanism, constiutionalism, and the phrase "res publica". It's surprisingly difficult to find a clear-cut definition of Republicanism so I tried the best I could.)
Anarchism is where the kids and the guy with the bowl are technically equal, but if the kids want more and the guy with the bowl won't give it to him, the kids shoot the guy with the bowl and then fight for the candy, even shooting other kids if they want. If the guy with the bowl lives, or if the kids get him mad for any reason, he shoots the kids. The cops aren't called because there are none.
Collectivism is where the kids and the guy with the bowl band together into a collective. They all agree on how much and what kind of candy everybody gets. If somebody doesn't agree they're put through a show trial and shot.
Nazism is where the guy with the bowl only gives out white chocolate, invades kids' candy buckets to take out the milk, dark, and kosher chocolate, and tosses the plundered chocolate into his oven.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/kids-and-candy-governments-and-economies-explained-t18786.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/kids-and-candy-governments-and-economies-explained-t18786.html)
On first pass...not a bad rundown.
-
(http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/wrestling-fight-donald-trump-vs-hillary-clinton-gif-animation.gif)
::laughonfloor::
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4599bd461cd7bc1b88137c6074a6effbb66b65e1432136a6c876ac50e55ed811.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af2e7217ffe3d05d33a4e4bdae7b59dc5e9fe6aafdc5e7ca06a78ac26a6d111e.gif)
-
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2zoidUeLU#)
-
I read this on a comments section at an article over at Conservative Tree House and LOL'd.
“If Ben & Jerry’s invented an ice cream flavor called Hillary’s Butt, the Main Stream Media would never leave the ice cream parlor!”
-
I read this on a comments section at an article over at Conservative Tree House and LOL'd.
“If Ben & Jerry’s invented an ice cream flavor called Hillary’s Butt, the Main Stream Media would never leave the ice cream parlor!”
Like all good humor...the best humor always has a big grain of truth within it...in this case it has a gigantic buttload of truth in it!
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/donald-trump-touched-my-pussy-t18808.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/donald-trump-touched-my-pussy-t18808.html)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b664bb72e6af857e6e19e8b4cfe4f4001ca1a7b5c90763454658b5b380976dfa.jpg)
-
From the SPAM folder..
Sender : MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA <"www."@athena.ocn.ne.jp>
Subject: GOOD DAY MY DEAREST
ON BEHALF AND AUTHORIZED RIGHT OF PRESIDENT BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.
I'M MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE IS SIGNED AND APPROVED BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA.
moreover,in respect of fact the sum of $20 million united dollars was instructed to transfer on your favor through check draft,And i wish to let you know that every necessary things has been accessed by IMF on the economic recovery program done by united state embassy in government house of Benin for victim who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried about.
Bellow is the required information i need from you so that the delivery of your check draft will commence immediately today
Home address:...........................................
Cell phone number:......................................
City:...................................................
valid Email Address................................
We advice you to prohibit any other transaction you are having with an unknown source to avoid regret there after.And we urge you to comply fast with the managerial demands so that you can have your legit check book with immediate effect as instructed from White house(Washington DC)
Thanks and always be bless
-
Have they sent your check yet?
-
Well, nothing says class like moonbat leftists without a clue...
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-8.35.01-PM.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/301600-orange-is-the-new-black-cast-wears-t-shirts-vaginas-against-trump-tweet-fck-you-trump/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/301600-orange-is-the-new-black-cast-wears-t-shirts-vaginas-against-trump-tweet-fck-you-trump/)
Pretty sure smart people steer clear of these vagina's...
Also looks like the gathering in the hall awaiting their turn to be raped by Bill Clinton...or Hillary, who am I to judge?
-
I'd avoid those vaginas at all costs.
I responded she had no idea whether I was straight, white, or a guy, but using that as an insult indicated how she was still reducing people to vaginas and dicks. Besides, I said, you haven’t even asked me my preferred pronoun.
She blocked me. It was a good day.
::laughonfloor::
-
I'm so old I remember when only the "beautiful people" went to Hollywood.
-
And we're still clueless as to what kind of block it was. ::rimshot::
::hysterical::
-
I sure would like to see what would cause them to double-over in gut-busting hilarity!
http://nypost.com/2016/10/19/hillary-clintons-security-detail-laughed-when-she-broke-her-elbow/ (http://nypost.com/2016/10/19/hillary-clintons-security-detail-laughed-when-she-broke-her-elbow/)
::praying::
If keeling over isn't in play...this would be a good second choice!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a9cc612b904adc906e684b6637777c4c1b3d2b833afcd708a8b595d9b27e6af.jpg)
-
I'll throw the caveat out there that the UK ladies are more batshyt than ours (I don't know this to be true or not, just going with it)...but...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3855612/Do-women-road-rage-worse-men-Females-drivers-lose-cool-faster-males-claims-study.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3855612/Do-women-road-rage-worse-men-Females-drivers-lose-cool-faster-males-claims-study.html)
I knew it! ;D
-
I could tell you stories .......
-
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/247133/
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/303851-clinton-eying-biden-for-secretary-of-state-if-she-wins/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/303851-clinton-eying-biden-for-secretary-of-state-if-she-wins/) ::hysterical::
And this - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3880174/Could-DEAD-astronaut-seed-life-universe-Researchers-say-dumping-bodies-space-trigger-new-forms-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3880174/Could-DEAD-astronaut-seed-life-universe-Researchers-say-dumping-bodies-space-trigger-new-forms-life.html)
Oh! Oh! Mr. Research Man? I got a really good idea!!!
::whoohoo::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/380e7edcbb44224445666caafeb561cde24cbb97f82fef74ea3428b405babf12.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d945f02f53ea270a052277f92c98ebbf629ccf22e5b8a6ddd6910968b4f6e085.jpg)
-
Oldie but a goodie...15-20 years ago a lot of people were looking at this chart deciphering what I meant!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/82430f45143d8ab15c7601befb198146cb7bcae62009e31d3c93976594e2b9be.jpg)
;D
-
OK, this is funny, but there is really only one more right answer than not...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a487c68c9bca38fddabb9d97e4b6a8b2fa11c7e11a761c2e7375da8c1f0e353.jpg)
1-No
2-Hell no. Is that dude wasted?
3-Ouch, no
4-Only if you're gay
5-Only if you have a "bender"
6-Not much different than #1
7-Only if you're a circus freak
8-Yup
::hysterical::
-
LOL. The other method is to stand back and practice your ability to estimate ballistic trajectory curves. It's a skill that could come in handy elsewhere.
-
That's for young fellas...
Oh, right. ;D
-
I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.
After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.
-
Ha!
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-27-at-11-41-22-pm.png)
H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association (http://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/10/27/well-played-2/)
-
I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.
After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.
(Seinfeld) Urinator! ::hysterical::
-
Ha!
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-27-at-11-41-22-pm.png)
H/T: Western Rifle Shooters Association (http://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/10/27/well-played-2/)
Saw that too and put it in the election thread. Fricken awesome! The pics of the fat old prog changing his tire are priceless!
::clapping::
-
When I read their tweet I imagined it in my head as this:
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzlQWCdAkgo#)
-
I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.
After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.
(Seinfeld) Urinator! ::hysterical::
It's all pipes! It's just pipes!
-
I shared that picture with someone at work and he admitted that his solution is to just do it in the bath tub. When you're taking a shower anyway, it just rinses away.
After some pause, I had to admit it was a genius solution.
(Seinfeld) Urinator! ::hysterical::
It's all pipes! It's just pipes!
Heh. There were times when that show just made me laugh my bum off.
-
Man, WRSA is on fire!
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/hillary-oh-right.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/cv5f9dmwyaakr2h.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-29-at-7-44-55-pm.png)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-29-at-10-53-13-pm.png)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/cv-8rppvuaatwdi.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/14601070_1305688749450562_4798741407322974103_n.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/weiner.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-30-at-10-16-17-pm.png)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/hillary-in-on-bills-pedophile-express-trips-576x1024.png)
"Greatest. Election. Evah!" - Alphabet Soup
Got that right!!!
::deercorn::
But the funniest thing I saw today has to be this from The People's Cube!
(http://i.imgur.com/a4e9J5I.gif)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/huma-has-hillary-tossed-under-the-bus-in-an-act-of-perfidy-t18897.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/huma-has-hillary-tossed-under-the-bus-in-an-act-of-perfidy-t18897.html)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/medford1.jpg)
Heh!
But no more teasing...do it for real!!! ::whoohoo::
-
This about the most fun I've had with my clothes on. ::rimshot::
-
'Zippers were hot today!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8126585e026237fa48a7b24f9b6a29d2dbb7488c2c6a21ad4456e840394e9aab.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebd6a03bb8dda407e7065500add78a7d817469e4dea1f1c4d6fc0b9ec887486c.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c1f6d3aa06276ce57ea8e0fda2e2385905b96e9a40836eefa2b29ca21cfda34.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b90e0466a9d6ff88c3d7054d9f997f821e471a672cf7e825aeab04659164abd1.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/44733a3420a488f723dc9c205187a737dc0dc803fffac1aaef59573242c86a3c.jpg)
Heh! Best election evah!
-
One from WRSA -
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/cwmg16exeaa5jex.jpg)
-
Might be one of the best MDB blurts yet!
Million Dollar ... yovatti Nov 3, 2016 10:54 AM
Dear Leader Hillary will laugh as your puny army is crushed. Go ahead! Challenge the authority of the MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN HISTORY. When Dear Leader Hillary has you executed we will send your family the bill for the bullet.
All Hail Dear Leader Hillary! Dagon shall be avenged!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-03/armed-militias-are-preparing-violence-case-stolen-election (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-03/armed-militias-are-preparing-violence-case-stolen-election)
And people still don't realize this is all a schtick?!
::hysterical::
-
Team Clinton after seeing Election Night results...
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/40820-cfbendler.jpg)
H/T-ThePeoplesCube
::hysterical::
-
Zippers...Biden, campaigning for Hillary....
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-03-at-11.40.47-AM-1024x701.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0b4c5aa5a634dbb5345acdad688434f644306c4f4a28c9098c8ef73bd421c921.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/img_1288.jpg)
-
Yes, to hate the Russians is to love Hillary...and The Bomb...
::)
Well, at least for many the pain should be over pretty quickly.
-
Let the exodus begin!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cada9b5382a3f42a8ae78c9340a2830a1e89637fd388c1d1b1f86d7111df25c0.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
OK, how many Establishmentarian's are going to be exposed from this breach?
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/14/adult-friend-finder-and-penthouse-hacked-in-largest-personal-data-breach-on-record (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/14/adult-friend-finder-and-penthouse-hacked-in-largest-personal-data-breach-on-record)
Could be some hilarity ensuing.
-
http://youtu.be/bspbQJqI-h4 (http://youtu.be/bspbQJqI-h4)
http://youtu.be/xs2_mqdfaJM (http://youtu.be/xs2_mqdfaJM)
Heh!
And...
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/40964-media-endorsements.jpg)
...that worked out well! ::hysterical::
H/T - ThePeoplesCube
-
(https://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a6cf36b3127cceedf64c27c19b00000030O08Act2Lli1bOAe3nwQ/cC/f%3D0/ls%3D00008651917920161118045633046.JPG/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
-
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/15f92f7f1f0bc6f02cb2e12ec14b0798e8fda6b6d49643fd512b338b90f04606.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
Aw, poor doggie.
-
(http://oi67.tinypic.com/29ussio.jpg)
-
Sometimes it gets lost in translation.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/915/death_to_all_juice.jpg)
-
https://youtu.be/vKOb-kmOgpI
And the SJW attacks against SNL in 5..4...3..
-
https://youtu.be/vKOb-kmOgpI
And the SJW attacks against SNL in 5..4...3..
I think it's gonna need a higher count than that - most of them don't get that it's satire. They think it's real.
-
::laughonfloor::
Oh man...it's like good spicey food...burns both ways!
::laughonfloor::
-
Do libs understand satire?
-
Do libs understand anything?
I mean, once again the very concept of a butt-kicking eludes them...they are lost causes...
-
Proverbs 26:11
“As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.”
-
::thumbsup::
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/309123-squirrel-gets-revenge-on-chicago-politician-who-spoke-out-against-squirrels/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/309123-squirrel-gets-revenge-on-chicago-politician-who-spoke-out-against-squirrels/)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d5589af4c545f41ccd7ac8416644513fd649d93073fc23c59e5b6ef4aed7b9a.png)
Go for the big nut!
::hysterical::
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Jihadi%20and%20Muslim/jmmd_zpskhsdbash.jpg)
Making fun of pIsslaminals...it never gets old! ::hysterical::
-
From the Dr. Demento Memory Dustbin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg9IgSbTEII (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg9IgSbTEII)
-
Sounds like the same sqweaky-voiced secretary lady from Ferris Bueller's Day Off! ;D
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHqe7CdwcMw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHqe7CdwcMw)
Okay, funny as heck, but I can't tell if the original is satire or real.
-
https://twitter.com/rejialex7/status/803641156722491393/video/1
This one , however, is obvious. Yea! I got one right.
-
Yes and ... ::facepalm::
Hey! It's time to play "What does your state smell like?!" (The crowd goes wild!)
I was interested in how Homesick Candles would scent the New Jersey candle.
Have you ever driven through Elizabeth, New Jersey on the turnpike? Your passengers asleep in the back seat wake up thinking they’ve sharted in their sleep.
Turns out, though, they scented the candle to smell like the Jersey Shore, which, by my reckoning, should smell like a melange of Drakkar Noir, clam sauce and hair gel.
The New York candle is scented like hints of Adirondacks forest floor, apple orchards, and pumpkin, which is much better than my memory of transmission fluid, steaming manhole cover, burning chestnuts and urine.
The Florida candle scent includes a hint of orange, a touch of sea mist, and a bit of driftwood, which is a departure from the real scent of Florida – hard peppermint candy and Absorbine Jr.
Homesick Candles says the Nevada candle is reminiscent of the smells of desert air, cactus, sage, and denim cloth. Which is nothing like the actual smell – vape mist, sewer gas, loan sharks and Elvis impersonators.
What’s your home state smell like?
http://iotwreport.com/homesick-candles-company-scents-candles-to-smell-like-your-home-state/ (http://iotwreport.com/homesick-candles-company-scents-candles-to-smell-like-your-home-state/)
Minnesota?
Fish, beer, ignorance, wet dog and Somali ass sweat. I could be missing some things...
As expected, the comments are a fricken hoot!
My fav's thus far -
Jerry Manderin NOVEMBER 30, 2016 AT 10:40 AM
From what my cousins describe to me, Spokane would smell like deer poop, meth, and dead dreams.
LocoBlancoSaltine NOVEMBER 30, 2016 AT 10:53 AM
The Chappaqua candle has the scent of corruption, sex, and failure.
All in the shape of a private email server.
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Yes and ... ::facepalm::
Hey! It's time to play "What does your state smell like?!" (The crowd goes wild!)
I don't even have to make this up:
Colorado is " mountain spruce and ski lodge."
So... a car air freshener mixed with the smell of sweaty ski boots and jacket linings and maybe some old spilled beer?!?
Sounds delightful.
I mean I know what a ski lodge smells like, just trying to figure out WHY I would want to smell that.
-
Too funny. Every large city's odor starts with a urine base. Most add the mechanical smells of the engine that drives them. Lots add ethnic smells - garlic or curry or in the case of New Orleans, chicory.
I remember as a kid doing family road trips and traveling through Tacoma Washington, all the while holding our noses because of the smell of the pulp mills and tide flats. I'd rather experience that then the piss smell of big cities today.
-
New issue's out!
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/gablabs/2016%20Blog%20Art/Rolling%20Stone_zpsn17o7kiy.png)
-
I can't stand the sight nor the sound of him.
-
Too funny. Every large city's odor starts with a urine base. Most add the mechanical smells of the engine that drives them. Lots add ethnic smells - garlic or curry or in the case of New Orleans, chicory.
I remember as a kid doing family road trips and traveling through Tacoma Washington, all the while holding our noses because of the smell of the pulp mills and tide flats. I'd rather experience that then the piss smell of big cities today.
Yeah, same here but with going through Cloquet up on our Iron Range....still better than the smell of most feral areas...there is a spot along Rice Street just north of St Paul that is largely taken over by foreigners that I swear smells like thousands of unwashed asses, piss and vomit...you just cannot drive through there in an unsealed vehicle!
::puke::
-
I can't stand the sight nor the sound of him.
Ditto.
But if they actual ran a byline like that about him - His abysmal legacy, lousy economy, cultural rot, race-baiting, arrogance & Constitution hating - now that would be a big thing to scratch of the bucket list!
Sadly, I doubt I will live to see that day...none of us will. ::outrage::
-
I can't stand the sight nor the sound of him.
Ditto.
But if they actual ran a byline like that about him - His abysmal legacy, lousy economy, cultural rot, race-baiting, arrogance & Constitution hating - now that would be a big thing to scratch of the bucket list!
Sadly, I doubt I will live to see that day...none of us will. ::outrage::
I thought it'd be nice for him t'see his maiden name in print... ;D
-
This contest here...
http://iotwreport.com/insomniacs-will-get-a-jump-on-this-contest/ (http://iotwreport.com/insomniacs-will-get-a-jump-on-this-contest/)
...and it is getting lots of play!
It is hard to single out just any entry, there are so many outstanding ones...here's but one example -
"Fundamental Trans Formation Club"
Yeah, there are some really good ones!
-
Oh man...this is good!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/310934-lyin-hillary-doll-in-rhode-island-store-unleashes-firestorm/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/310934-lyin-hillary-doll-in-rhode-island-store-unleashes-firestorm/)
...and the butthurt ones crying and carrying on! Bwuhahhaaaahaaaaaa! That's just gravy!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eccebfabd9733da59d51847be80689664595cc65b82aead04d430c1e36b48bcd.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35ea90172ace2e602b5330a525d347aadcf294399541379c846213e43a2df142.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
http://lyinhillarydoll.com/ (http://lyinhillarydoll.com/)
And yeah...I know...a little pricey...but think of the fun! ::hysterical::
-
One of those things that quickly goes from WTF! to OMG that is hilarious!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/311655-latest-rage-among-feminists-vagina-themed-jewelry/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/311655-latest-rage-among-feminists-vagina-themed-jewelry/)
Feminazis can be so funny!
And the guy posting this -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a52fceca4a3df758b7094ffd4a37ef8099a6927b42308db50b8333aa6218afa.jpg)
What a find! ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49dd33ba12432af8b9ac0dac541d94225b9e580299fc0bb56d3e39a493c1ed08.jpg)
Heh!
-
Dammit. I spewed coffee on that one. ::hysterical::
-
By the time I got to this it was a different beverage. ::beertoast::
-
Trump flight 1600
https://www.youtube.com/embed/gQ1D_1A9ds4?rel=0 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/gQ1D_1A9ds4?rel=0)
-
I sure do hope those parachutes are rigged for failure! ::whoohoo::
-
https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thefloppotron?source=feed_text&story_id=1159686144085493 (https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thefloppotron?source=feed_text&story_id=1159686144085493)
-
To me that looks like a lot of work...
The Geek is not that strong in me...maybe that's a good thing... ;D
-
(https://i.imgur.com/isUlpMl.gif)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/breaking-proof-putin-took-down-hillary-cnn-t19070.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/breaking-proof-putin-took-down-hillary-cnn-t19070.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYwddllFUY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYwddllFUY)
-
That ain't funny...it's pissing me off! That sequence would last no more than 10 seconds for me.
::asskicking::
Now ass-kicking idiots on the other hand...that is hilarious!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRn5N4q9kYE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRn5N4q9kYE)
-
Once again...not meant to be a training film... ::facepalm::
On the plus side...those morons will auto-destruct when real adversity strikes... ::smallestviolin::
-
Whoa, check this out -
Authorities say a former U.S. postal worker is charged with delaying and destroying mail after investigators found about 4,500 pieces of mail in the woods outside Atlanta.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_LETTERS_DELIVERED_NOWHERE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-12-20-06-59-36 (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_LETTERS_DELIVERED_NOWHERE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-12-20-06-59-36)
Newman!!!
::hysterical::
-
(https://scontent.fmnl4-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665539_1564460340232605_7266861853170822232_n.jpg?oh=1502fd65c47b10a41f7cb8661d8bcc61&oe=58DDC742)
::)
-
Go ahead...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0PaSMfXUAMntFl.jpg)
-
Snowflake Lives Matter!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9-5fYFjrbs#)
-
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/65a9626a3fe76dee55be0527ea17dc6e/tumblr_oi7w70Oucr1tovmbzo1_1280.jpg)
The Left wants to risk a civil war? After 60 years of sh*tting all over the military, just what on earth is their plan?
http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/ (http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/)
-
Get it right Pablo!
Snowflake Lives Matter, More!
But they're a lost cause, they will never fit into this world the way it was created...maybe they'll have better luck in the next one?
Let's help them get there! Yeah, that's the ticket! :D
-
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/65a9626a3fe76dee55be0527ea17dc6e/tumblr_oi7w70Oucr1tovmbzo1_1280.jpg)
The Left wants to risk a civil war? After 60 years of sh*tting all over the military, just what on earth is their plan?
http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/ (http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/)
Their plan is to get everybody else to buy into their suicidal plan...the more people that refuse to be their foil the better.
-
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/165246a226f4f53b56d823648335afe5/tumblr_oigqp0WnoZ1qz4s6ho1_500.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
Biden drops off items for the needy this holiday season -
(http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5531/5/16x9/700.jpg)
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-donates-collection-classic-skin-mags-those-n-54882 (http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-donates-collection-classic-skin-mags-those-n-54882)
::hysterical::
-
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Santa_Hacking_DNC_Server_WikiLeaks.jpg)
Heh!
H/T-ThePeoplesCube
-
Heh, this is pretty good!
Did the Russians really rig the 2016 US election? You bet they did!
Secret documents recently discovered in a bin behind a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store reveal for the first time the devious extent of Russian interference. These plans were decades in the making.
Read on, as never-before-seen communiques between Russian agents Sergei Potrov and Dimitri Bienko outline the wicked plot – beginning in 1947, on the day of Hillary Clinton’s birth:
Dearest Dimitri
I am pleased to report that phase one of Operation Cankles is total success! Soviet implantation of stupid American woman resulted in birth today of hefty girl-child destined to be unelectable candidate 70 years from now.
Child is basically just ankles and head, similar to sturdy and hard-working female stock from adored Ilmensky Mountains. In decadent America, nobody will ever vote for such a noble being.
Yours in Soviet solidarity,
Sergei
Back in Moscow, Bienko receives the news from his undercover US-based operative with communist glee:
Dearest Sergei,
You have done very well, comrade! Especially with the implantation. I trust the child has your eyebrow.
We have already begun looking at similar strategies in other western nations. When you are next on leave, ask me to show you plans for Operation Julia. Australia is next to face unforgiving Soviet wrath!
Yours,
Dimitri
As the years go by, our pair of dedicated spies continue to monitor Hillary’s progress and other events:
Dearest Dimitri,
Greetings again from Americas. Heh heh heh! Apologies for chuckles, but am watching hilarious documentary called Honeymooners. Is about domestic violence. Very good.
Am needing laugh because hips in pain from imitating the Elvis Presley. Will send you LP of the Presley once Russia has record players.
Hillary now at school and shunned by corrupt classmates in thrall of military-industrial capitalism. All proceeding exactly according to strategic project timeline.
Yours in everlasting revolution,
Sergei
Called away from Operation Cankles for a brief and triumphant mission to Dallas in 1963, Potrov soon returns to his main quest:
Dearest Dimitri,
My ‘holiday’ in Texas was wonderful, thank you for asking. Not so good for Agent Oswald, however. I will miss him. He could make a fine okroshka soup, which is very rare here. The Americans, they prefer their eggs shelled and cooked. And from birds.
How is this for funny? Hillary ran for president of high school and lost to braggart teen with big crazy hair and grabby hands! Is almost like a practice run or something.
Next step is to find university for her. Wellesley is ideal. More communists than all of Soviet Union, except parents drive Cadillacs (sort of like our ZiL, but wheels stay on).
Yours in earnest progress,
Sergei
Occasionally Agent Potrov would vanish from the attention of his Soviet overlords, as this urgent 1967 cable shows:
Comrade Sergei Potrov,
We have not heard from you since you volunteered to investigate the ‘counterculture movement’ in San Francisco three months ago. We assume that your one message, requesting ‘more bread, man’ to buy ‘reefer and doobies’, was written in a code unknown even to our finest cryptographers.
Also, the message was sent on paper from which several strips had been torn. Have you insufficient funds to purchase cigarettes? Please contact your superiors immediately. And stop playing Creedence on our interspy sonic network. This is not what the Soviet surveillance system is for.
Yours in concern,
Central Command
During the mid-70s, the Russians toast a mission-advancing coup:
It is not to be believed! Hillary is getting married – to a man! You owe me 50 rubles, Dimitri.
The fellow is Bill, called by friends ‘horn dog’, ‘el squeezo’ and ‘the Arkansas assman’. He is very political. All his girlfriends say so. By ‘all his girlfriends’, I mean whole female population of Little Rock. He go through them like great winter purge of traitor generals.
This can only assist our mission. Perhaps this Bill will even make it to the White House, if he can keep it in his pants for long enough (is phrase I pick up here).
Yours in jubilation,
Sergei
Even tectonic global changes could not sway Agents Potrov and Bienko from their cause:
Dearest Sergei,
Alas, our beloved Soviet Union is no more. Gorbachev has ruined everything. Please do not give up on Operation Cankles. It may prove to be the final major accomplishment of our great land and heroic peoples.
In other news, our budget has been slightly trimmed. Suggest you monitor Hillary from American streets, where lucrative sign-holding job will provide cover and help pay rent.
Yours in Glasnost,
Dimitri
Finally, on November 8, 2016, Sergei’s long mission comes to a victorious conclusion – on the veteran agent’s 94th birthday:
Dearest Dimitri,
I know you have been dead ten years already, but I write to you for fondness and memories. Great friend, it is done. All that we have worked for, all that we have planned, all that we have dreamed. Our unelectable candidate was truly unelectable. Even the other patients here in the home did not vote for her. One voted for Eisenhower.
My time is not long, Dimitri. Soon I shall see you again, in the heaven that is a frozen-solid Siberian grave. We will rest in honour. Our work on this earth is complete.
Yours in espionage,
Sergei
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/russian-intervention-exposed/news-story/576784a3e4429d42901b65436d118021 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/russian-intervention-exposed/news-story/576784a3e4429d42901b65436d118021)
-
Somehow I see these two stories related...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4079616/Some-people-won-t-having-happy-new-year-Carnage-streets-Britain-revellers-2017-boozy-night-no-one-s-wrapping-warm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4079616/Some-people-won-t-having-happy-new-year-Carnage-streets-Britain-revellers-2017-boozy-night-no-one-s-wrapping-warm.html)
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/749101/millennials-lack-basic-survival-skills-London-Boat-Show-Bear-Grylls (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/749101/millennials-lack-basic-survival-skills-London-Boat-Show-Bear-Grylls)
OK, some of the pics in the first link make me laugh...every year the Brits go bonkers...and I see a direct correlation between socialism and unhappiness and extreme drunkenness...
And millennials here are hardly much better...coping skills are coping skills...and if allowed to further atrophy...well, hello London.
-
I really think that needs to be changed from "millennials" to "urbanites".
-
Or "and". Good call.
-
I know too many millennials that actually hunt and fish.
-
There can be exceptions for every age group...and I reckon most of those are not city slickers. ;)
-
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Comics/sweetspot_zpsbs5o1m3k.png)
-
I've always loved Dilbert. Along with Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbes.
-
Yup, yup & yup.
As well as Gary Larson (Far Side). ::cool::
-
(http://americandigest.org/sidelines/agrammarcup.jpg)
http://americandigest.org/sidelines/2017/01/#a035441 (http://americandigest.org/sidelines/2017/01/#a035441)
Couldn't resist; sorry.
-
I love it. For the grammatically impaired one in your life. Or on your fishing forum.
-
No no no - I want one for my desk at work!
-
Heh! Me likey too. Want!
-
H/T - WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d00f96341d3d7a8404e5ce306a60c6dfdc3a5f982d5f026c42e37c40f3639a7b.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
& H/T - TPC
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/41743-Women_Pretty_Ugly_Republican_Democrat.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
I Forgot that Member diaries is limited distritribution.. so with apologies to Pan and for anyone wishing to link to this off-forum...
Interviewer: Today we have a special treat for our listeners. Right now in the studio we have a man claiming to be John Titor, time traveler. For those unfamiliar, John Titor is the name used by a man who posted on early internet bulletin boards around the year 2000, claiming to be a time traveler and making predictions about the future.. So John, why have you chosen to reveal yourself again, here at the beginning of 2017?
John Titor: I have just returned from the future of your timeline and felt I needed to warn the Nation that you must not Inaugurate Donald Trump as President this week.
Interviewer: I believe a great number of people feel that way, but do you have a particular reason?
John Titor: Yes. His disrespect for women will cause “pussy grabbing” to become a national pastime. He will pass what comes to be known as the “Prostitrumption” Act. This bill will force women to have sex and get pregnant in order to solve the Social Security Crisis.
Interviewer: That sounds incredible. Can you tell us more how this comes about?
John Titor: Yes. Currently the Social Security administration predicts that system will be bankrupt in 2034, largely because there are now only two workers per retiree paying into the system. Trump’s plan is to use a combination of borrowing and increased birth rate to create the number of tax payers needed to save the system. Trump will claim that elderly families, deprived of Social Security and Medicare, would go bankrupt and, “that would be wrong.” He will declare it to be a national crisis that demands a national solution.
Interviewer: a National Crisis?
John Titor: Yeah, Trump used that term often. In fact he will get into a protracted trademark battle over the term with the Democratic Party.
Interviewer: Surely there are protests and demonstrations against this new law?
John Titor: No, not initially. No one will realize it is coming. Trump will promise to publish the bill and then discuss it for months. Instead, the “Prostitrumption” act will be passed in the dead of night on Christmas Eve, 2017 through a budget reconciliation process. Trump will rely heavily on the precedents set by Obama and the ACA. He even told the public the problem was so urgent that they needed to “pass it so they could see what was in it.”
Interviewer: So what, exactly, is in it?
John Titor: The bill will set up government exchanges where all men and women can register and be matched with a daily sex partner, and be tested for pregnancy. The bill also nationally rescinds rape laws and outlaws contraceptives and abortion. If you don’t provide proof of daily sex, you pay a yearly fine of $400 or 1% of income, whichever was larger.
Interviewer: That’s horrendous to even contemplate. How will Trump even get this through congress?
John Titor Many congressmen will already secretly support it, though many will suspect Trump used NSA collected information to blackmail reluctant members of congress and the court.
Interviewer: Won’t people resist?
John Titor: Actually a lot of men, especially married men, are pretty excited by the idea. However, the law ultimately will never have more than a 40% approval rating. Trump will respond to his critics by saying “If the Federal government can make you purchase Health Insurance to keep you healthy, it can make you have sex so we have enough people to keep Social Security healthy“
Interviewer: So how is this daily sex verified?
John Titor: You must go to a federally approved center and be observed in the act. Though later, after years of website issues, you can use a webcam in your own home to allow the observation.
Interviewer: Isn’t that a huge invasion of privacy?!?
John Titor: Yes, that was a widely held opinion. But the current public accepts Nude scans by the TSA at airports. Most simply just accept “Prostitruption” as well, thinking that the “pendulum will swing back”, or that the checks and balances of the system will correct this
.
Interveiwer: Do they?
John Titor: No.
Interviewer: But how often a person has sex is certain no one else’s business! Certainly not the government’s!
John Titor: I agree. Trump will claim that how one paid their medical bills once used to be no one else’s business as well, and that the public should embrace progress.
Interviewer: What happens once a woman becomes pregnant? Is she still required to have sex daily?
John Titor: If she provides proof of pregnancy the Tax she owes is pro-rated to just the period of the year where she is able to conceive. Mind, if a women fails to conceive after a year with the same person, she is forced to find a new partner or pay the tax – this will anger many who bought Trump’s initial assurances that “if liked your partner, you could keep your partner.”
Interviewer: So only women owed this tax?
John Titor: Actually that will be another huge point of contention. Those who oppose the law feel men are paying the tax unfairly, because they can’t avoid the tax by carrying a child to term. Trump tells them that anyone can avoid the tax simply by having daily sex at an exchange – which they shouldn’t mind as it is something that they probably wanted to do anyway. However, the public exchanges weren’t a real option. All exchanges will charge a mandated fee, ironically called a “premium”
Interviewer: So the exchanges will essentially be government sanctioned pimps?
John Titor: Yes. Only no one having sex gets any of the money. All of the money in a premium goes to the government or to the exchange. The “Prostitrumption” act will provide rebates via the tax system for those who prove to be low income, but those rebates will not even begin to cover the exchange Premiums and associated Deductibles.
Interviewer: Deductibles?
John Titor: Deductibles are to cover the extras - room décor, outfits, cleaning. Every exchange plan covers the pairing services, but the government allows exchanges to recoup some of their additional costs - to a point – by allowing them to charge a deductible to be reached before such services would be all inclusive.
Interviewer: So the poor …
John Titor: No, the poor won’t be able to afford to comply even with the help of the rebates. Most will end up paying the tax. Ultimately the public exchanges will fail, but I think it was mostly because the people who sign up for them are –well -- ugly.
Interviewer: Ugly? You must be joking…
John Titor: No. I am not joking. As public exchanges failed, Trump introduced a new fee to every premium to pay for Viagra and porn in order to help matters along.
Interviewer: They will force people to pay for porn?
John Titor: Many will complain that doing so is against their right of conscience, and that performance issues are a problem for an individual to solve. Trump justified it by saying, “If Obama can introduce a fee for contraception, then I can have a fee for porn and Viagra too. But hey, maybe if you ask nice I will give you an exemption if your particular sex exchange is church run. ”
Interviewer: So there will be church run sex exchanges? I can’t imagine any church doing so…
John Titor: No, of course not. Trump was referencing exempting the Catholic Nuns from the ACA conception fee only if they got health insurance from a church run plan. There will be, of course, an explosion in private firms offering “exchange” services. Such firms will have fewer problems with VD, but as public “not-for-profit” exchanges fail, the private firm’s “premiums” will just skyrocket.
Interviewer: Amazing. What about women who are barren?
John Titor: The law will make no provision for personal characteristics, preferences or abilities. Trump pointed out that Millionaires who had no need of health insurance or those who preferred simple and cheaper catastrophic plans weren’t exempt from Obamacare and neither were the young who had little need of insurance. So the elderly, Lesbians, Homosexual Men, medical problems, cripples and so on were similarly not exempt- all had to pay the tax or find some way to comply with the daily sex mandate. Opponents of the law will become outraged when Trump starts issuing waivers to friends and family allowing them to avoid the law’s provisions.
Interviewer: Surely this will be contested in the courts?
John Titor: Yes, but the Supreme Court, now filled with Trump Appointees, and still led by Roberts, will uphold the law. Roberts believes he has a duty to interpret every law passed by congress as Constitutional if possible, even if must change the meaning of words, or the words themselves. Remember how a “penalty” in the ACA became a “Tax” in Constitutional terms, while remaining a penalty to pass other legal restrictions? Something similar occurred with the “Prostitrumption” act.
Interviewer: But the Constitution doesn’t contain anything that would allow the federal government to force people to have sex, much less collect fees for it!
John Titor: Yeah. Trump will agree that the Constitution doesn’t contain anything authorizing the Federal Government to coerce citizens into having sex, but that it also doesn’t authorize forcing them to buy a product either. If the ACA is constitutional, so is “Trumpstitution.” Like Obamacare, Robert’s found a way to make it so. Judge Robert’s decision argued that because orgasms were the “payout” for sex, they were income and therefore taxable.
Interviewer: But what about the American People? How can they accept such utter hogwash as legitimate judicial reasoning?
John Titor: Obama has already weaponized the Federal government through the IRS, EPA, NSA , DHS and other agencies, so the ability of the citizenry to resist will be limited. Trump will even make a point of using the IRS to deny tax status to women’s groups that trying to organize and fight the bill. Again Trump will cite the Obama administration’s actions against Tea Party groups as justification.
Interviewer: Still, surely, there will be people who refuse to comply!
John Titor: Yes. But unless they prove they have sex daily, they still owe the tax, which the IRS will collect using all of the means at their disposal. The easiest methods are simply deducting it from your refund, or having your employer garnish your wages. Failing that they take it directly from your bank account, finally simply sending a SWAT team to confiscate property directly if you have no money in a bank.
Interviewer: Didn’t anyone resist violently?
John Titor: I never saw any coverage of that in the Mainstream media. Occasionally I would see something on Facebook or YouTube, but it would be quickly taken down as “Fake news”
Interviewer: I don’t know what to say. I am totally shell shocked that such a thing could happen. You said that rape will become legal?
John Titor: Yes. A police report of the rape is considered proof of sex that day. However, Trump will be disappointed with the statistics on conception via rape. Turns out most American men are unwilling to rape women. Who knew? Trump will reinstitute Obama’s polices on immigration and a number of Islamic populations from Europe will flood across the border, fixing the statistic to Trump’s satisfaction. This will give rise to a case contending that rape by multiple parties should count towards proof of multiple days of sex, but the courts will find that multiple instances on the same day count as one day’s activity.
Interviewer: So did this did all work? Will more babies born? Is Social Security saved.
John Titor: Oh sure. The birth rate will shoot up, and combined with unfettered immigration social security stays solvent. But the child care causes a new problem.
Interviewer: Child Care?
John Titor: Married couples will remain responsible for their own kids. Kids conceived to Unmarried Mothers will be eligible for welfare. This, of course, leads to rapidly rising costs, both public and private, for daycare and other child related expenses such as schooling. Trump will declare these rising costs to be a National Crisis and introduce the “Barefoot and in the Kitchen” act requiring women to stay home and care for their children. The new Muslim populations will heartily approve and sweep Trump into office for a second term. This in turn leads to the “Population Control Board” making a new rule that denies women the right to vote.
Interviewer: But the 19th Amendment guarantees that right.
John Titor. Yes it does, but the actual words of the Constitution really will not matter anymore. The Robert’s court, 7 of whom are men, uphold the rule with a three word opinion; “Bitches be Crazy.”
Interviewer: Doesn’t repeal of an amendment require a ¾ vote of the States?
John Titor: Sure. And the ACA was deemed a tax bill whose entire text originated in the Senate. The Constitution says that can’t happen either. The willingness of the population to accept these usurpations renders the Constitution meaningless.
Interviewer: So why are you coming here to reveal this information now, instead of time traveling to before the election?
John Titor: I can’t risk a President Hillary. Trust me, I experienced that timeline as well, and what she does is much worse than anything I just described.
-
Quite alright; no blood, no foul.
-
Poor Chelsea Hubble!
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Screen-Shot-2017-01-23-at-12.09.14-PM.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/321110-chelsea-clinton-defends-barron-trump-then-attacks-his-father/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/321110-chelsea-clinton-defends-barron-trump-then-attacks-his-father/)
...wow...didn't miss many of the dumb & ugly branches when she fell, eh?
::hysterical::
-
Way to go Chelsea - you really know how to make the most of a sub-80
IQ.
-
It's entirely possible this moonbats IQ is even lower than Chelsea Hubble's!!!
https://youtu.be/ghVSZNYPXtw (https://youtu.be/ghVSZNYPXtw)
http://iotwreport.com/set-phasers-to-obliteration/ (http://iotwreport.com/set-phasers-to-obliteration/)
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/DOEDoobs/status/823705747070525440 (https://twitter.com/DOEDoobs/status/823705747070525440)
Epic.
-
Even if I liked coffee...I would never go to a coffee place...especially a yuppie one overrun with proglodytes...
I had an old girlfriend from, jeez...twenty years ago who liked her java...I didn't like the folks hanging around there then...and given I am who I am...doing so probably would have landed me in prison for manslaughter or something...I just don't handle stupid very well and try to avoid it all costs...sure it's funny to laugh at, better form a distance though!
-
Fricken hilarious!!!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/321669-deadspin-editor-who-got-owned-by-ted-cruz-makes-challenge-with-very-bad-results/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/321669-deadspin-editor-who-got-owned-by-ted-cruz-makes-challenge-with-very-bad-results/)
Fits in with my desire to have dueling reintroduced!!!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/21f59a559e47a1f127154b6a5770e97e276b8a156d13eb72504968af6e4212b4.jpg)
::whoohoo::
-
https://youtu.be/KiKj5_hrBMs (https://youtu.be/KiKj5_hrBMs)
H/T - http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/union-of-concerned-intellectual-classes-happy-t19247.html (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/union-of-concerned-intellectual-classes-happy-t19247.html)
-
(http://p.fod4.com/p/media/34359f4ae3/M6KdKyztQJuC5ul79RZg_Kid%20Star%20Wars.gif)
(http://p.fod4.com/p/media/fdedde4d6c/fruYru8aQKmDivk60yvh_Cat%20Tackle.gif)
-
It's not funny, it's gorgeous .......
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9iuaEc4l1rscm9io1_1280.jpg)
"Winter Wonderland. Duomo Cathedral in Milan, Italy"
http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/ (http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/)
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2o4TCjVEAAFRou.jpg)
-
It's not funny, it's gorgeous .......
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9iuaEc4l1rscm9io1_1280.jpg)
"Winter Wonderland. Duomo Cathedral in Milan, Italy"
http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/ (http://vikingmanx.tumblr.com/)
True. But the fella's name is a little funny. But an interesting mix of pics...Europe, America (particularly the south and old plantations and personages), church's, nature.
Early on I found this rather odd abode...
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/0367e0f328a0878d1404265f458b6061/tumblr_okkk50cpu01vo2fwmo1_400.jpg)
...somebody really wanted to get away from people!
The I perused more...
Until I came across this one, that for some reason I just can't describe...stopped me dead in my tracks!
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/1ad988326e0a38fbfed41370e21aa283/tumblr_oj0u2hAggT1r9ije4o1_1280.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/819ebb18b15b4a8791f3b2a0b78b49d1d3f63ba456b7eec8968da44e56bc21ea.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/01/name-that-gender/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/01/name-that-gender/)
-
Heh.
But ahh...because wymenz lievz matterz morz?
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/322736-thousands-of-protesters-gather-outside-chuck-schumers-apartment/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/322736-thousands-of-protesters-gather-outside-chuck-schumers-apartment/)
Heh!
Maybe Chuckie can offer them a few tears?
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://americandigest.org/sidelines/awhoonfitrst.jpg)
http://americandigest.org/sidelines (http://americandigest.org/sidelines)
-
(http://americandigest.org/sidelines/awhoonfitrst.jpg)
http://americandigest.org/sidelines (http://americandigest.org/sidelines)
::laughonfloor::
Still have 2nd & 3rd to fill out...
Oh, and thanks for the Diet Dew nasal cleanse. ;D
-
http://ew.com/tv/2017/02/02/south-park-trump/ (http://ew.com/tv/2017/02/02/south-park-trump/)
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/02/the-mexi-cannon/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/02/the-mexi-cannon/)
-
First thing I thought of was Yard-a-pult! ::hysterical::
Second thing was "I love my people! Pull!" ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/39479f714e90ab0f48ae7694b1a30e538a1fb18cb68a6dcb3d65acd71e153e12.jpg)
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/02/the-mexi-cannon/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/02/the-mexi-cannon/)
What a brilliant idea! A cannon where the ammo you fire comes right back to you!
-
Saw this on a FB thread:
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
-
"While most elements reject defective or degenerate neutrons, Pelosium actually attracts them."
;D
-
::thumbsup::
-
Saw this on a FB thread:
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Heh! ::hysterical::
I heard this moonbat say she "couldn't work with President Bush"...
No shyt, toots? Off your meds again...forget what decade we're in? ::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/612bcf098e26e19e911756e0914034c6840f096b61a3fb57c312d03050742944.jpg)
-
More giggles!
Lil' Timmy Kane...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/828510cd7f2fddb7df9422690a06cd605757b1f3a2bde69811ae0bd0e34fba40.gif)
Finally, a fitting look!
::rolllaughing::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c7fe2d42b3685ff3a6c01eb4f75d5a844337369d8e1caa419ffcc8d47248fb0.png)
snort!
And the best...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7874fd0096e698b35aca94001aa83bd4864074f62463886966b3616349bbd33.jpg)
::whoohoo::
Thank you, Jesus!!!
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3urmEFVcAAK6FB.jpg)
Stolen from the grouchies.
-
Well done.
-
(http://img.memecdn.com/problem-glasses_o_5561519.jpg)
-
Who would have thought when the nerdy black-rimmed spectacles made a comeback it would be dominated by a bunch of gender-confused hate-filled rebels-without-an-effing-clue-about-everything?
::)
::mooning::
-
http://youtu.be/ri-ChNzndz0 (http://youtu.be/ri-ChNzndz0)
http://youtu.be/8UxmNEXOSSg (http://youtu.be/8UxmNEXOSSg)
(http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/02/Hillarys-Leads.jpeg)
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4A7KjJWcAEjZPi.jpg)
https://twitter.com/nicknbcboston/status/828727390343938049/photo/1
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/826de88859a242c375ad853fea0c9d70bf4dc4307d95c65d360f4848147b0795.jpg)
Heh!
-
I love it!
-
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/367x522q90/923/vMaoEo.jpg)
H/T - TPC
::laughonfloor::
-
Holy Guano, Batman, is this funny!
(https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/brutalbetaorbitershiv.jpg)
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/02/09/shiv-of-the-week-still-single-tho-girl/
Read the dissection, it's hilarious!
-
from the onion's other parody website. Good for a giggle.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/smart-call-ruth-bader-ginsburg-has-been-dead-supre-5456 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/smart-call-ruth-bader-ginsburg-has-been-dead-supre-5456)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Been Dead On The Supreme Court Bench For 3 Months, But Democrats Are Febrezing Her Every Day In Hopes That No One Notices
-
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AKDRp_Jp5ew/UPgg0zg-f4I/AAAAAAAAYUk/dKCBdjEuK_c/s523/mapsmania.gif)
Call dead animal pickup!
-
Left Wing Activist Protesting Dakota Pipeline Wants To “Disintegrate” The United States “Off the Face Of The Earth”
http://www.weaselzippers.us/325365-left-wing-activist-protesting-dakota-pipeline-wants-to-disintegrate-the-united-states-off-the-face-of-the-earth/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/325365-left-wing-activist-protesting-dakota-pipeline-wants-to-disintegrate-the-united-states-off-the-face-of-the-earth/)
With what? A cheap tomahawk and an empty Crown Royal bottle?
::hysterical::
-
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/hatfield02/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-02/f57015a0c34d50f5ae17981b53b0eb9d_zpsegdiaimk.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
The Rio Grande Reject Return System...just insert reject and...
(http://www.scottmanning.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Conan-Trebuchet.gif)
::beertoast::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7680f35521f3f8dabc7ce77e440e7a9f935ace913d737e2a5738c108b1860d38.jpg)
H/T - Weaselzippers
::hysterical::
-
There's no denying it anymore...Oscar was hacked!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5q9PooUYAE8j6w.jpg)
-
It might be more tribal if a machete is used, yes? ::stirpot::
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://scontent.fcrk1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021721_10208161908792654_4119580465006144592_n.jpg?oh=51fff72502695fe8a270a83ff6264b51&oe=596F70EE)
::hysterical::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5tLgEvWUAAbnM2.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/327045-rosie-odonnell-to-lead-anti-trump-protest-at-white-house/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/327045-rosie-odonnell-to-lead-anti-trump-protest-at-white-house/)
Secret Service better be manning the harpoon!
::hysterical::
-
(https://scontent.fcrk1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021721_10208161908792654_4119580465006144592_n.jpg?oh=51fff72502695fe8a270a83ff6264b51&oe=596F70EE)
::hysterical::
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/libscars-2017-the-snowflake-oscars-t19307.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/libscars-2017-the-snowflake-oscars-t19307.html)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/russians-hack-the-oscars-t19309.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/russians-hack-the-oscars-t19309.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
Well for Rosies sake, hope the taco truck shows.
-
I hope it knocks it down and keeps rollin'! ::whoohoo::
-
Weaselzippers and PeoplesCubers making me laugh my big white bottom off!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8631415aa5c70df0072c007d2a1b073b74a3b4bc22c19d2b5d06f63d20c43569.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/more-putout-images-2-a189/democrats-back-in-white-i8970.jpg)
(http://imageshack.com/a/img922/3226/nrXViw.gif)
-
Nothing showing up for me, Libertas.
-
I know, so I pulled it...
::gaah::
-
Anyway, this is better...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/15fa52a1d7deff9605ac4e9e7084b280cd7e40b999135db01a2d6be917b5fb5f.jpg)
Heh!
-
https://youtu.be/C4VADpRx0vc
Down goes snowflake! ::hysterical::
Something else going down here, but...
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/protest-clearinghouse.jpg)
Gross! Funny, but gross.
H/T-WRSA
More from WRSA -
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/whiter-shade-of-fail-1.jpg)
Heh!
-
HAH!
-
Found this at Weaselzippers.
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2z7fJE9HSLo/WLuc2jFg0OI/AAAAAAABG5c/4GfdqrGe_G0TsujUbhglaoI3eYF32CZXgCLcB/s1600/1%2B1ninetymilesyI0pJ1rhpn4yo1_1280-905.jpg)
So that's where the idea came from! :D
-
But this one may be better!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d44af7344bedb1ca10a66d4f4c839a02e89dff820b57f26c27f07ed87e152a9d.jpg)
-
jeesh....the lengths proglodytes go to just to kiss diverse ass...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/328655-cnn-presenter-eats-human-brains-on-camera-with-cannibal-cult/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/328655-cnn-presenter-eats-human-brains-on-camera-with-cannibal-cult/)
Moron can eat all the human brains he wants...not gonna help his one damn bit!!!
::laughonfloor::
-
For cripes sake...."Hold muh brain while I do this!"
-
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/03/capitalism-says-youre-stupid-and-capitalism-is-right/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/03/capitalism-says-youre-stupid-and-capitalism-is-right/)
-
Dang...he did eat brains....I thought I was watching a zombie movie.
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/329243-lenin-statue-loses-head-in-tragic-mishap/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/329243-lenin-statue-loses-head-in-tragic-mishap/)
Heh!
-
Nasty Pelousy O-TardCare plea doesn't get the responses she expected...but any answer rooted in reality was bound to surprise that fool!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/14/pelosis-obamacare-tweet-gets-unintended-response.html (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/14/pelosis-obamacare-tweet-gets-unintended-response.html)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d01b59c5843e4ee76f23afba0c44eb97b2726e8c7f30c1247020de2fa06169a.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
https://youtu.be/yfCCwEf_J5A
-
Heh.
Are they even bright enough to know what they just did?
God, I can't believe I just asked that... ::facepalm::
-
Stephen Colbert lampooning Rachel Maddow:
http://youtu.be/q_rTWxJepO8 (http://youtu.be/q_rTWxJepO8)
-
Man...if only it was real lampooning! :D
-
Stephen Colbert lampooning Rachel Maddow:
http://youtu.be/q_rTWxJepO8 (http://youtu.be/q_rTWxJepO8)
That was lame as F....but bold considering it's buttmunch coldbert.
-
H/T - WRSA
OK, this pic...
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/out-of-the-woods.jpg)
...is meant to accompany this link...
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/18/us/politics/hillary-clinton-says-shes-ready-to-come-out-of-the-woods.html?_r=1 (https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/18/us/politics/hillary-clinton-says-shes-ready-to-come-out-of-the-woods.html?_r=1)
...and all i got to say about the latter is...stay in the woods!
But the pic by itself is Hillarious!
I especially like the "Sean Penn as Chelsea" they threw in! ::laughonfloor::
Though, this one is pretty dang good too!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67691f99b09175e328615d918ced23d887b8116496c05c4d029daac6e89d56ce.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
This and the comments to it are one of the funnier things I've seen in a while!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/331483-feminists-argue-over-whether-wonder-woman-should-have-hair-armpits/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/331483-feminists-argue-over-whether-wonder-woman-should-have-hair-armpits/)
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ad_230067877-1024x737.jpg)
Throw that golden rope around me honey buns! :D
sh*t Kicker, Don. B • 15 hours ago
...
Superman is flying around the city. He sees wonder women lying on her bed, writhing in ecstasy. He thinks, nows my big chance. I'm gonna swoop in there a bang her.
Within seconds he does his deed and takes off!
Wonder woman..... What was that?
The invisible man says..... Im not sure. But my ass hurts!
::hysterical::
-
Wow, DemonRats going apenuts...it's not just the obvious loons like MaxiPad Waters...
Democratic Rep On House Floor: “I Bought Underwear On The Internet Last Week”…
http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/)
Bless those WZ posters!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa9a090731ce0152c5739c8289dddf1299d128bbe9bd8d9d129f69e81f45a568.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Wow, DemonRats going apenuts...it's not just the obvious loons like MaxiPad Waters...
Democratic Rep On House Floor: “I Bought Underwear On The Internet Last Week”…
http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/)
Bless those WZ posters!
::hysterical::
I may be crazy, but if you listen to him, you may agree with what he is saying. I don't want my ISP to have my information either. Just sayin'.
-
Wow, DemonRats going apenuts...it's not just the obvious loons like MaxiPad Waters...
Democratic Rep On House Floor: “I Bought Underwear On The Internet Last Week”…
http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/331668-democratic-rep-on-house-floor-i-bought-underwear-on-the-internet-last-week/)
Bless those WZ posters!
::hysterical::
I may be crazy, but if you listen to him, you may agree with what he is saying. I don't want my ISP to have my information either. Just sayin'.
Yeah, I hear ya...but when you allow the government to hoover every single digit of information on everybody on the planet, including your own citizens...the effect of which is to strengthen the Deep State and weaken individual liberty...it seems childish and disingenuous to take someone serious when they take to the floor of the House of Representatives to bemoan the private sector using data-mining techniques to push spam!
-
Hubblespawn keeps saying one damn stupid thing after another...with help from the MFM of course who keeps going to her like she is something worth going to...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-04/chelsea-clinton-answers-if-she-will-run-against-trump-2020 (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-04/chelsea-clinton-answers-if-she-will-run-against-trump-2020)
Comments are pure comedy gold you won't see in the MFM/Entertainment complex...
-
Another new Italian phrase learned - “vai a cagare,” (http://www.thewrap.com/designer-who-dressed-melania-trump-for-white-house-portrait-tells-critics-to-go-to-hell/)
::thumbsup::
-
Another new Italian phrase learned - “vai a cagare,” (http://www.thewrap.com/designer-who-dressed-melania-trump-for-white-house-portrait-tells-critics-to-go-to-hell/)
::thumbsup::
That would be " Va Fa Napoli" That loosely translated is go take a dump in Naples. It's an Italian thing.
-
Another new Italian phrase learned - “vai a cagare,” (http://www.thewrap.com/designer-who-dressed-melania-trump-for-white-house-portrait-tells-critics-to-go-to-hell/)
::thumbsup::
That would be " Va Fa Napoli" That loosely translated is go take a dump in Naples. It's an Italian thing.
Naples is actually a place I have been before, and while it was a long time ago...as I recall certain sections of town...not sure people would notice. Maybe that's how that saying came into being, who knows?
Either way, would suck to be a Naples resident and have that hurled at ya!
-
::facepalm::
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bathroom.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/bathroom-design-by/ (http://iotwreport.com/bathroom-design-by/)
Comments as you can imagine, are a hoot!
-
Didn't "see" this - but had the thought after images went flashing by.
When they finally make the movie of either Rachel Maddow OR Ryan Reynolds life . . .
(https://i2.wp.com/apologeticsworkshop.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/maddow_reynolds.png?ssl=1&w=450)
Or even Twins, part 2.
Both have Liquor Licenses . . . so the logistics should work!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3508f45368d6536815ab45d6972834c3a21607020015372c20f228062ccde794.gif)
Nice takedown, gotta respect those skills! ;D
-
Fly the Statist Skies!
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/42364-club-class.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/amEEGnC.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fm8eCJ8.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/united-airlines-introduces-club-class-deal-beater-t19392.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/united-airlines-introduces-club-class-deal-beater-t19392.html)
All kidding aside...glad I don't fly anymore...
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9H3yHgXkAEH4Bh.jpg)
https://twitter.com/DanielTOzborne/status/851734253452881920/photo/1
H/T - WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c64b16ec9165a35759d58dd65926a787a462be2413eb610e4851179490403d73.jpg)
ETA -
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9LzvLtUwAAVJzG.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/188fdb152a41deb19267223f9cbcefc64712c801e7997e376e591e703e4c1f5b.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6240e8d91f4903ee15410e61d10a2f273c973407be858c48c434f39f61325c3f.jpg)
-
And now for something completely different...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/333697-ruth-bader-ginsburg-refers-to-lindsey-graham-as-one-of-the-women-of-the-senate/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/333697-ruth-bader-ginsburg-refers-to-lindsey-graham-as-one-of-the-women-of-the-senate/)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8585841b9413928afdbe85cec39023383c01330b6c459186ae80e21b575c6f5.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb5b2c9ef3094a00d3ad27cd5963a7095832c29e61f5224b726574ea1898b80f.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/abda821d3b49d79c7d18a728dc2c2bcfb5e30ef938d69386f5ad9bdd9fa60bbf.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7060a872067f484ed0c5709f1d75dd2fdccda1c49161198176d108339b938954.gif)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d1400b9c0d98492885daa44145b492fdab84290c92a05287db2871c94cacb99.jpg)
Heh!
-
Heh, Boris weighs in on the UA thing!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9OLn8hUMAAoX_l.jpg)
https://twitter.com/BorisAlatovkrap/status/852178285433937920
-
The deathspin of United continues...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416814/Barack-Michelle-Obama-pose-superyacht-Tahiti.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416814/Barack-Michelle-Obama-pose-superyacht-Tahiti.html)
Shoulda just kicked that clown sprawled over their seats square in the seeds!
Man, if Progtards in Libiot cities treated squatters in this fashion...
-
Heh!
(http://cdn.washingtonexaminer.biz/cache/1060x600-9150e1fac6c066704b1678bf28395ff7.jpg)
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/palin-i-had-a-great-night-at-the-white-house/article/2620757 (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/palin-i-had-a-great-night-at-the-white-house/article/2620757)
Would be even better if they were pointing and laughing!
Maybe that one is a private pic...
-
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8lK2el5pnbU/S-dDjMziqsI/AAAAAAAAGMc/YkZMHVA2-5k/s1600/SpinalTap_.jpg)
What happens when the troll level is turned up to 11. Nobody in that White House even wants to get a little bit mellow, do they?
-
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8lK2el5pnbU/S-dDjMziqsI/AAAAAAAAGMc/YkZMHVA2-5k/s1600/SpinalTap_.jpg)
What happens when the troll level is turned up to 11. Nobody in that White House even wants to get a little bit mellow, do they?
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Screen-Shot-2017-04-20-at-5.53.10-PM.png)
What does some troll called Mike Hayes at FeedBuzz...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d19b6734a745dd27255933035d11c7c2f98aaea2bd97d8fee06e4408691e501f.jpg)
...look like someone who plays "Crouching Homo/Hidden Salami" have cause to criticize Gov. Palin's attire?
What a moron. Has he ever seen real asshole trash?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d0e521f621fbb4f9133533353ea3527b08c2aca03fc68f5641df8ae00317f184.jpg)
I guess that crap looks good to that fag! ::hysterical::
This looks sweet, natural, happy and classy to me!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2f0b1621b9928d1054e2429f37394197dc65327d707516981533af19bc40588.png)
And a POTUS who doesn't put their damn stinkin' feet on the desk! ::thumbsup::
-
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Untitled-11.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/335210-wyoming-minnesota-police-department-wins-the-internet-with-this-420-tweet/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/335210-wyoming-minnesota-police-department-wins-the-internet-with-this-420-tweet/)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7011cc8261bc4c308ae16f1bca114800ddfaeef3d07b74d1511cdad2e5c3787.jpg)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/335138-talentless-clinton-offspring-calls-for-everyone-to-rise-up/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/335138-talentless-clinton-offspring-calls-for-everyone-to-rise-up/)
::laughonfloor::
-
Nuclear Bunkers for Mice....
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2017/04/21/20170420_bunker.jpg)
Okay not really, I just thought it was funny they thought that was a good picture.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-20/reason-behind-sales-surge-nuclear-proof-bunkers (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-20/reason-behind-sales-surge-nuclear-proof-bunkers)
Also think its funny that they think Ozone depletion will kill and/or blind everyone on the planet. Um..guys we have cheap ways of blocking UV radiation. And fallout is only a huge deal when the nukes are ground bursts. But hey, I guess it was time for another study on why a nuclear war would be really destructive for everyone. .
-
I got their ::cussing:: ozone depletion right heeeeahh! :D
-
Oh man...this is so frackin' hilarious!
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-F-FzPtpjyk4/WP0hFNS0FPI/AAAAAAAAs00/kUZ4Yq_h8IUF4XmxreJxsvE2IUUj_VC2gCLcB/s1600/tumblr_okifj6dF291vl7ueco1_500.gif)
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O0ST6YayMF0/WP0hP6S90gI/AAAAAAAAs04/z0mjyTltFF4gNFK-LHRRbzp06fafsWsIwCLcB/s1600/tumblr_inline_okifddHgcl1uzbekt_500.gif)
I like to think he's still burnin'!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
H/T - IOTW
http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2017/04/homie-you-should-really-leave-this.html (http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2017/04/homie-you-should-really-leave-this.html)
-
Comments to this might be funnier than burning banger there...I dunno...
Obviously the subject matter we don't GAFF about...the comments to it though are hilarious as you can expect!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-24/watch-live-obamas-first-public-speech-leaving-white-house (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-24/watch-live-obamas-first-public-speech-leaving-white-house)
Almost diet dew'd my sinus cavities at this point -
silverserfer Apr 24, 2017 12:14 PM
" sh*t I know sh*ts f**ked up right now n sh*t But we got this guy Not Sure..."
::hysterical::
-
Meathead trying to think...fails miserably!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/335939-hollywood-director-rob-reiner-russian-meddling-in-2016-election-greatest-attack-on-american-democracy-since-pearl-harbor/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/335939-hollywood-director-rob-reiner-russian-meddling-in-2016-election-greatest-attack-on-american-democracy-since-pearl-harbor/)
Actually surprised this moron is still alive...
::hysterical::
-
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/al-franken-book-.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/al-franken-giant-of-the-senate-is-this-a-real-book-really/ (http://iotwreport.com/al-franken-giant-of-the-senate-is-this-a-real-book-really/)
I think the typo is...the missing word "ass", as in "Giant Ass of"!
::hysterical::
BTW - As long as this idiot and the idiotette Amy are Senator's, I am denying I am from MN...I'll claim WI thank you very much! ::unknowncomic::
-
I think this tops that last post...
Naturally, WZer's are having a field day with this topic!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/336080-new-book-obama-considered-being-gay-as-young-man/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/336080-new-book-obama-considered-being-gay-as-young-man/)
Considered? Yeah, how many times? ::)
My nominee for most hilarious pic -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5583394c50d608c318d0d16b4351b8e4e71605d96a3a16928e971479a274119d.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
OK...maybe this is more hilarious!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/917c51f77e25575c0e4588a2ad11cf7cef50e118e70712f5b5c4d40be5d0b558.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
It appears Al Franken takes himself way more seriously than anyone else.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/72481eb82dcd9e66d2b77f801783ea84fa8e73fae470aeded670a9718f12cc7c.jpg)
-
You don't even have to go all the way back to George Burns' time for that one.
Not that I would have any direct knowledge or anything... ::angel::
-
I'm squinting really hard...is that halo a little battered? ;D
Like mine... :D
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-mLt43WAAAfKua.jpg)
http://www.chicksontheright.com/full-blown-leftist-insanitythe-best-worst-climate-march/ (http://www.chicksontheright.com/full-blown-leftist-insanitythe-best-worst-climate-march/)
::laughonfloor::
-
I swear I beat the hell out of that guy in Jr. High.
-
I lived in a fairly whacked era in my youth...I swear I never saw no where near that many true whackjobs like there are in recent generations...
Idiocracy Effect...it ain't pretty.
-
I swear I beat the hell out of that guy in Jr. High.
I'd say you should have done it again just for good measure.
-
I swear I beat the hell out of that guy in Jr. High.
I'd say you should have done it again just for good measure.
And then go to his parents house and whup the tar out of them too for raising such a stupendously useless human being!
-
http://www.weaselzippers.us/336888-stephen-colbert-calls-trump-a-very-offensive-homophobic-slur/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/336888-stephen-colbert-calls-trump-a-very-offensive-homophobic-slur/)
Uhh huh...
I think this clowns fascination with male genitalia isn't without merit...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a7f1fa7323baef7e146953df263777e94657b49f42d47aea146287250450f5b.jpg)
I rest my case.
::laughonfloor::
-
Is this supposed to be somebody?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/337254-chrissy-teigen-blames-donald-trump-for-crippling-anxiety-hes-caused-pay-my-bill/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/337254-chrissy-teigen-blames-donald-trump-for-crippling-anxiety-hes-caused-pay-my-bill/)
Where's a muzzie to bitch-slap some multi-culti compassion back into this silly twit? ::hysterical::
-
Heh...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b911e547c3cd75f5fcf513cec7a52eab4987738fa28c918443282e3f770824af.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d753ad66e8f82bea4405f837716834999c8e4432c187b04a31018ee9e3714cb6.jpg)
H/T - WZ
-
Is this supposed to be somebody?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/337254-chrissy-teigen-blames-donald-trump-for-crippling-anxiety-hes-caused-pay-my-bill/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/337254-chrissy-teigen-blames-donald-trump-for-crippling-anxiety-hes-caused-pay-my-bill/)
Where's a muzzie to bitch-slap some multi-culti compassion back into this silly twit? ::hysterical::
She had issues long before POTUS came along.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fea16db3017ec17c4d68075a27cf1e40a6d0dd666b6ebe3da9e4080d27e17e5d.jpg)
Too often in fact...some people are stupid and need the help of others to perform even the easiest of tasks...
::unknowncomic::
-
In other humorous news...
http://www.startribune.com/franken-klobuchar-on-long-early-lists-of-democratic-mentionables-for-2020/423183933/ (http://www.startribune.com/franken-klobuchar-on-long-early-lists-of-democratic-mentionables-for-2020/423183933/)
(http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/1491241621_10001381+Senate+Supreme+Court.JPG)
Dumb & Dumber?!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Whatever...
I have no eff's to give...
-
Heh! Real Indian vs Fake Indian! ::laughonfloor::
http://www.weaselzippers.us/339996-elizabeth-warren-challenged-by-real-indians-to-prove-she-has-indian-ancestry/#disqus_thread (http://www.weaselzippers.us/339996-elizabeth-warren-challenged-by-real-indians-to-prove-she-has-indian-ancestry/#disqus_thread)
-
Not being a journalism major I'd ask, "what list?"
-
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/dontputoutthefire_zpsuuove1ho.jpg)
Real and unaltered slide from my Safety training ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ)
-
Good grief.
-
Burn baby, burn! ::hysterical::
(http://www.moviequotesandmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/office-space-2.jpg)
(https://suedegroot.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/officespaceburn.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/dontputoutthefire_zpsuuove1ho.jpg)
Real and unaltered slide from my Safety training ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ)
are you kidding ?
-
I guess you could have pissed on it.
-
I guess you could have pissed on it.
Depends on the day of the week. Alcohol content, ya know.
-
I guess you could have pissed on it.
Depends on the day of the week. Alcohol content, ya know.
That's manscapping the hard way! ::hysterical::
-
I guess you could have pissed on it.
Depends on the day of the week. Alcohol content, ya know.
That's manscapping the hard way! ::hysterical::
Damn! That's painful just to think about it.
-
I guess you could have pissed on it.
Depends on the day of the week. Alcohol content, ya know.
That's manscapping the hard way! ::hysterical::
Damn! That's painful just to think about it.
Yup. Way worse than losing a few arm hairs or your eyebrows in a grilling incident! ::speechless::
-
Wait...what? Rock bottom?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBCLRh8XoAIPTcm.jpg)
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/869347992565932032/photo/1
Isn't this just a re-bottoming?
::laughonfloor::
-
I almost feel sorry for poor Tiger with all of his physical problems. But he's sure made some bad decisions along the way. Hence, almost.
-
Yea, I know, should it go into a politics thread? Or a Hollyweird thread? Or a Trump Derangement Syndrome thread?
How 'bout I just put it right here...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBGb8eIVoAAN0Pq.jpg)
And yes - I found it on the Secret Service Twitter feed where several had already reported her sorry ass for posting in the first place. I hope the SS visit she's getting is painful!
-
Imagine if that was Obama (MHRIHFAE)?
Another thought - it is waaaay too easy to expose these clowns for the genocidal maniacs they are, isn't it? Their disease goes deep. And yes they share a lot of the worst traits of the lowest scum on earth with bloodthirsty muzzies...a likeness we've all documented thousands of times over the years. It is not a mistake, not an anomaly...they really are batshyt crazy with nothing but evil inside them. Just like the rampaging jihadis.
-
I almost feel sorry for poor Tiger with all of his physical problems. But he's sure made some bad decisions along the way. Hence, almost.
Not even Almost for me.
And this just keeps getting worse...
A supplemental report indicates that the field tests were recorded by a police dash cam.
Two breath tests recorded Woods’s blood alcohol content at .000, indicating that he was likely incapacitated due to his ingestion of narcotics. Woods told police that he takes the painkiller Vicodin and other medicines.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sports/tiger-woods-arrest-report-530170 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sports/tiger-woods-arrest-report-530170)
I'm reminded of that game show, The Price Is Right...when it is right that dashcam footage will hit the web!
I like the "other medicines" line...I'm sure that will be interesting.
Unexpected drug interaction...uhh huh...doesn't anybody test that sh*t at home before hitting the streets anymore, or is that more commons sense than exists in latter generations?
::hysterical::
Lemme guess what's next. PR agent issued apology, "treatment" at a swank minimum-invasive facility and a few months of seemingly decent behavior until the next unfortunate episode occurs?
-
And the word of the day is "covfefe".
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-31/bizarre-trump-midnight-tweet-sparks-twitter-trolling-bewilderment-mockery (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-31/bizarre-trump-midnight-tweet-sparks-twitter-trolling-bewilderment-mockery)
Has "covfefe" been claimed yet as a domain name?
.com is taken, others still available!
https://www.godaddy.com/domains/searchresults.aspx?checkAvail=1&tmskey=&domainToCheck=covfefe (https://www.godaddy.com/domains/searchresults.aspx?checkAvail=1&tmskey=&domainToCheck=covfefe)
Heh!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-true-meaning-of-covfefe-t19488.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-true-meaning-of-covfefe-t19488.html)
-
Wow. Kathy Griffin is even uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker!
Meanwhile I can't figure out why I have an insatiable, compulsive urge to go up to this lunch wagon and, uhm...rock it.
(http://www.westsiderag.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/casbah.jpg)
;)
-
Wow. Kathy Griffin is even uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker!
Most all libiot chicks are...the kind of faces that can stop traffic ("Dear God, please make it go away!!!)...but their souls are even more hideous than their exterior.
And...ahh...be careful rocking that...it could go off!!! ::speechless::
Best rocket from a distance... ::laughonfloor::
-
And uhhh...nice to see rank and file Satanists draw the line somewhere, eh?
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/satan-worshipers-disavow-kathy-griffin-grotesque-trump-behead/ (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/satan-worshipers-disavow-kathy-griffin-grotesque-trump-behead/)
Obviously, CNN and the rest of the Fake News outlets are not joining the Satanists in condemning this...such a shame seeing those two come apart over this...
::)
Instead, these vicious scrunts at CNN are doubling-down on being Grade-A Shizzlesticks!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/341462-cnn-commentator-dismisses-upset-over-griffin-pic-just-speaks-to-trump-need-to-see-themselves-as-victims/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/341462-cnn-commentator-dismisses-upset-over-griffin-pic-just-speaks-to-trump-need-to-see-themselves-as-victims/)
Weaselzipperian nails these pukes!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25f7f08f79d6bea0341cd417333720cd7b73bfa17d827564466616019b276e96.png)
They love severed heads of their mortal enemies. So, they cannot really be surprised by or condemn in any way what may come for them, can they?
Scum is scum...all they do is prove it every second of every day!
-
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-01-at-1.00.40-AM.jpeg)
http://iotwreport.com/new-shoe-design-for-leftists/ (http://iotwreport.com/new-shoe-design-for-leftists/)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5fad4be6af4cb068f82b2691b9eab73368ed94ee93146f1d418b0aff44f50dc.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f30212a02b24b14eecd82e2d1987f7e299ff6a5a69ac3a0bdfa27b5e5523f957.jpg)
H/T-Weaselzippers
-
I love that fire alarm. ::rolllaughing::
-
OMG! Poor lefterrorist trying to walk-back into poor defenseless victimized butthurt snowflake mode!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/341767-unbelievable-kathy-griffin-to-hold-press-conference-with-attorney-to-complain-of-bullying-from-trumps/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/341767-unbelievable-kathy-griffin-to-hold-press-conference-with-attorney-to-complain-of-bullying-from-trumps/)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eafbe54378060e5a133e93cb49fed84b46347085836f6ae922d9fd2e1cf2885b.jpg)
-
Compare & Contrast:
Libtards - Not Funny -
George Takei ? @GeorgeTakei
Donald asks "At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us?"
Literally, the moment you were elected.
About Libtards - Funny -
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Deviants/sulu_zpsq4jrjb30.jpg)
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lols_zpsivvcbkzp.gif)
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBU6U2fXsAEsNfW.jpg)
-
Another one to be strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun!
-
And hey, is it National Butthurt Prog Day or what?
The "I'm too stupid, it's not my fault...but you can trust me to _______." crowd is out in force!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/341838-kathy-griffin-has-total-meltdown-during-presser-blames-trump-for-ending-her-career/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/341838-kathy-griffin-has-total-meltdown-during-presser-blames-trump-for-ending-her-career/)
What a dumb c***!
Way to step up and take responsibility loser!
::vafancoul::
http://www.weaselzippers.us/341833-wasserman-schultz-admits-hill-it-security-violations-blames-house-administrators-for-not-stopping-her/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/341833-wasserman-schultz-admits-hill-it-security-violations-blames-house-administrators-for-not-stopping-her/)
Too stupid to know the rules...demands to be trusted as a leader...yup, must be a moonbat leftist elitist piece of quivering pus!
::doublebird::
Hilarious though that the pride of Cannuckistan sticks up for Kathy "The Decapitator" Griffin for her assassination schtick and leaves poor Wasserfatass-Schlitzed dangling in the breeze...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/341780-jim-carrey-defends-griffin-hold-up-severed-leg-as-well/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/341780-jim-carrey-defends-griffin-hold-up-severed-leg-as-well/)
"Maybe he should be more concerned about being charged in the death of his former girlfriend."
Pah! Such worries are for people not of the Proglodyte Tribe! Silly peon!
-
Enlightened Minecraft Character Denies Existence Of Game Designer (http://babylonbee.com/news/enlightened-minecraft-character-denies-existence-game-designer/)
--from the Babylon Bee (http://babylonbee.com/) ;)
An enlightened, freethinking NPC on a lightly modded Minecraft server announced Monday that he denies the existence of Notch and the team at Mojang, explaining that he doesn’t see any evidence of design in the clearly designed game world around him.
“My current working theory is that this digital landscape spontaneously created itself around 20 billion years ago, with no input from any kind of magic game designer in the sky,” he told a gathering of villagers in a coffee shop. “The evidence of order and tightly designed game mechanisms are merely random, chaotic patterns. Your lives are all meaningless.”
When other NPCs disagreed, pointing out that the carefully coded game design was powerful evidence that a higher intelligence named Notch created in 2009, the anti-designer activist was ready with an answer.
“If this ‘Notch’ is real, why doesn’t he just reveal himself? The idea of a ‘creator’ is simply wishful thinking for weak-minded people who can’t come to terms with the fact that we are alone on this server,” he added. “If we could just abandon the shackles of that Dark Ages way of thinking, just think how much progress we could make.”
At publishing time, the anti-designer NPC had begun calling anyone who confronted him with the clear evidence of design all around him as a “science denier.”
(http://babylonbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/minecraft-696x394.png)
-
This pic is being talked about all over the place...
(http://images.glaciermedia.ca/polopoly_fs/1.20395818.1496541514!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_804/cpt109409578-jpg.jpg)
http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mowed-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290 (http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mowed-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290)
It's a great pic!
::thumbsup::
fortunately, most places in the heart of Canada...you can see stuff coming, or going...from a long way off!
-
Rural residents are made of sterner stuff.
-
Rural residents are made of sterner stuff.
He just figured that if he cut then he would not have to rake it up.
-
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Kathy_Griffin_Trump_Bike.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Has to be Vietnam era source image or shortly after...those appear to be A-4's to me.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c2ff5760fc6edbcbcb2effcc16a81acf647d016b3ae2cd74da5dd9494016f04.png)
Looks photoshopped to me, I think that is one A-4 replicated. Still, pretty clever composition.
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB10RAsW0AAK7gB.jpg)
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB10RAsW0AAK7gB.jpg)
Hah! That's the ongoing quibble at my house!
-
I think this is hilarious!
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/CLay-Travis-300x300.png)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/342912-clay-travis-offers-50000-to-charity-if-shaun-king-takes-dna-test/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/342912-clay-travis-offers-50000-to-charity-if-shaun-king-takes-dna-test/)
(snort!)
And this -
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB0M5YiXoAEKyGb.jpg)
https://twitter.com/brainpicker/status/872868086491353089/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/brainpicker/status/872868086491353089/photo/1)
Progs are diseased! That would so lure me in!
-
@apple iphone earth ad...hilarious!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUa7YvhUJo#)
[bleeding heart transgendered a-wipes]
-
Madison, as usual in that hotbed of inbred proglodytes...is batshyt crazy...but in this case they actually might have matched butt-ugly with butt-ugly...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a391b25c91dfd62579e7514273aaa13eb0c90851bf3d2288a2ad933d31dae39c.jpg)
Local leaders in and around Madison, Wisconsin are seeking to rename the main county government building after former President Barack Obama — “the JFK of our generation.”
The seven-story building is currently called the City-County Building. It’s a gray, soul-crushing, Brutalist slab of concrete. Inside the dreary, Soviet apartment-style exterior walls — originally erected in 1956 — are administrative offices and a jail.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/344471-wisconsin-officials-want-to-name-soviet-style-building-after-obama-jfk-of-our-generation/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/344471-wisconsin-officials-want-to-name-soviet-style-building-after-obama-jfk-of-our-generation/)
Looks like a match made in Hell...I think I would stand aside and struggle holding my snorting and giggling in! ::laughonfloor::
-
Morning jackasses talking about these two matrix's this morning...been a while since I seen it so it was hilarious to hear...
Hot/Crazy for men to use...Cute/Rich for the ladies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4)
9 hot/2-3 crazy...be careful...that's a dude, you're dating a tranny! ::laughonfloor::
-
The article per se isn't a big deal...the comments however are a hoot!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-20/beer-atms-threaten-americas-waiter-bartender-recovery (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-20/beer-atms-threaten-americas-waiter-bartender-recovery)
Buckaroo Banzai shovelhead Jun 20, 2017 9:45 PM
Until these "Beer ATMs" sprout tits, or gain the ability to tell good jokes, bartenders won't have to worry.
Arnold Spaznets Jun 20, 2017 10:10 PM
Is there a Dope dispenser as well?
VWAndy Jun 20, 2017 10:02 PM
Open a bar right across the street with a few pretty girls serving drinks. Game set and match.
In our enlisted laundry room at Miramar there were beer vending machines...same concept...that was 1980...so this is not a new idea...but they are missing the point - convenience/location...bars are bars, machines are a convenience...combining the two may attract anti-social types - iCrap-gen who never look up from their devices or interact with other humans in person, etc - but as a "bar"?
::laughonfloor::
-
Story is pathetic of course...what follows though...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/344773-mattel-to-unveil-diverse-line-of-ken-dolls-starting-with-man-bun-ken-and-hipster-ken/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/344773-mattel-to-unveil-diverse-line-of-ken-dolls-starting-with-man-bun-ken-and-hipster-ken/)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/26b5be37576ede2044831512a0274c157cd0cabc8e6c948d3cd4cb2d5fb71874.jpg)
All are role models of the Obama Era...
-
No Obama sighting...yet...
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/china-s-dog-meat-festival-opens-despite-ban-rumours-8964726 (http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/china-s-dog-meat-festival-opens-despite-ban-rumours-8964726)
...but nobody's seen Bo...
-
I prefer German Shepard to Chihuahua. At least the way they cooked them locally. ::unknowncomic::
-
I had to look. I'm glad I did. I thought this was so inadvertently funny - #HeadsOnPikes
(http://media.gq.com/photos/5941475a165c2959e5547089/16:9/w_1280/Ken%20Doll-0717-GQ-FEKD02-02.jpg)
-
I had to look. I'm glad I did. I thought this was so inadvertently funny - #HeadsOnPikes
(http://media.gq.com/photos/5941475a165c2959e5547089/16:9/w_1280/Ken%20Doll-0717-GQ-FEKD02-02.jpg)
That has so much photoshop potential.
-
Heh, clever.
https://youtu.be/_4uvYA9BQRQ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8712637bd1e811239661707de5b92089dc91565eac36ceeae6fb3220d4b935ea.jpg)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/897bb5fa7b50793d2f68562909816baca109a1307d4346ea07811a10b7997f7b.jpg)
Ummm...I might have to copy this design!
;D
-
Newp; no shade. I'd rather have a pontoon boat.
-
It could be adapted to have shade and still have that red neck appeal to it.
-
When I was about 14 my older brother and I built a raft almost exactly like that. Most of it was constructed of salvage materials. We had no plans other than the idea that my brother held in his head. It just had a deck - no bench (or what ever that is). It did include the mount for an outboard motor.
My dad inspected it upon completion and was impressed (which was impressive all by itself!).
The next part is the most fantastic.....our folks allowed us to sail her around the lake! We lived on Lake Washington which is 22 miles long. We ran the perimeter of the lake, hugging the shoreline (trust is earned, not implicit!) and tying up under the overpass of the floating bridge at night. It took us the better part of three days to make the run. There are (or were) gasdocks at various locations so fuel and supplies weren't a problem. We never failed to attract attention wherever we went - it was quite the novelty craft!
We had a minimal tookit with us and had to adjust the tension on the guy wires that held the raft together but that was the only repairs or modifications we did. Dad made us carry lifejackets and a little firstaid kit.
The trip was a complete success and we arrived back home none the worse for wear. The raft that carried us safely (so to speak) was retired from active duty and anchored just offshore to be used as a swimming platform where it served many seasons.
Think about it - would you let your kids float away on something like that today?
-
When I was about 14 my older brother and I built a raft almost exactly like that. Most of it was constructed of salvage materials. We had no plans other than the idea that my brother held in his head. It just had a deck - no bench (or what ever that is). It did include the mount for an outboard motor.
My dad inspected it upon completion and was impressed (which was impressive all by itself!).
The next part is the most fantastic.....our folks allowed us to sail her around the lake! We lived on Lake Washington which is 22 miles long. We ran the perimeter of the lake, hugging the shoreline (trust is earned, not implicit!) and tying up under the overpass of the floating bridge at night. It took us the better part of three days to make the run. There are (or were) gasdocks at various locations so fuel and supplies weren't a problem. We never failed to attract attention wherever we went - it was quite the novelty craft!
We had a minimal tookit with us and had to adjust the tension on the guy wires that held the raft together but that was the only repairs or modifications we did. Dad made us carry lifejackets and a little firstaid kit.
The trip was a complete success and we arrived back home none the worse for wear. The raft that carried us safely (so to speak) was retired from active duty and anchored just offshore to be used as a swimming platform where it served many seasons.
Think about it - would you let your kids float away on something like that today?
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!
-
When I was about 14 my older brother and I built a raft almost exactly like that. Most of it was constructed of salvage materials. We had no plans other than the idea that my brother held in his head. It just had a deck - no bench (or what ever that is). It did include the mount for an outboard motor.
My dad inspected it upon completion and was impressed (which was impressive all by itself!).
The next part is the most fantastic.....our folks allowed us to sail her around the lake! We lived on Lake Washington which is 22 miles long. We ran the perimeter of the lake, hugging the shoreline (trust is earned, not implicit!) and tying up under the overpass of the floating bridge at night. It took us the better part of three days to make the run. There are (or were) gasdocks at various locations so fuel and supplies weren't a problem. We never failed to attract attention wherever we went - it was quite the novelty craft!
We had a minimal tookit with us and had to adjust the tension on the guy wires that held the raft together but that was the only repairs or modifications we did. Dad made us carry lifejackets and a little firstaid kit.
The trip was a complete success and we arrived back home none the worse for wear. The raft that carried us safely (so to speak) was retired from active duty and anchored just offshore to be used as a swimming platform where it served many seasons.
Think about it - would you let your kids float away on something like that today?
At 14? Sure. But then I have a boat so I can track progress.
-
I can totally see Alan trailing such a vessel...marking off progress in number of beer cans emptied... ;D
-
OK, this just made me giggle!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f971fe9cd9f51bdfb1e2edfb9003dbb936855a5a4d6a9f254b7cef56bbab4d1.jpg)
;D
This one too!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0164770159849826ed845e1e65f090e16719f57f66244e773686f8a764af7bd9.png)
::hysterical::
-
I can totally see Alan trailing such a vessel...marking off progress in number of beer cans emptied... ;D
Can't do that any more. LDWF frowns on drinking and boating. They lost their sense of humor loooong ago. Even go so far as to put the DWI on your driving record.
-
I can totally see Alan trailing such a vessel...marking off progress in number of beer cans emptied... ;D
Can't do that any more. LDWF frowns on drinking and boating. They lost their sense of humor loooong ago. Even go so far as to put the DWI on your driving record.
Well...then every Coon-ass must have drunk plates down there! ;D
-
Uhhmmm....yeah...I'd have given it to her too!!!
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-12-at-11.45.11-PM.png)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/348501-overnight-open-thread-cow-appreciation-day/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/348501-overnight-open-thread-cow-appreciation-day/)
:D
-
Speaking of cows, I have an odd, local sight to share. Have you heard the meme about people getting random Chinese characters tattooed on themselves, not knowing that they mean? As in they might mean "kick me" or "tiny wee wee" and nobody is the wiser? The opposite happens in Asia, where people wear shirts with random English phrases they probably have no idea what they mean. I saw a large (tall and fat) woman wearing a shirt with the English phrase, "Think Cattle." I somehow resisted the urge to moo at her when I walked past. ::evilbat::
-
I saw a large (tall and fat) woman wearing a shirt with the English phrase, "Think Cattle."
I can't help but wonder just WTH she thought it said.
-
Shoulda just tipped her...
::laughonfloor::
-
Definitely an uptick in pestilence of late...hope I don't see one of these signs though!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d474f456f51639a6454f93b44579675cae441ba7ee832391c2c8cc994e9a413.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Definitely an uptick in pestilence of late...hope I don't see one of these signs though!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d474f456f51639a6454f93b44579675cae441ba7ee832391c2c8cc994e9a413.jpg)
::hysterical::
They should put those on my road....
-
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/maxine-2020-waters-appearance-nh-sunday/ (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/maxine-2020-waters-appearance-nh-sunday/)
::laughonfloor::
-
Make America Woke Again! ::USA::
-
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/OK-Pants-sign-300x192.jpg)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/351338-oklahoma-city-liquor-store-posts-sign-asking-customers-to-stay-out-if-their-pants-arent-up/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/351338-oklahoma-city-liquor-store-posts-sign-asking-customers-to-stay-out-if-their-pants-arent-up/)
::clapping::
One isn't likely to respect others much...if they do not first posses a modicum of self-respect themselves!
::thumbsup::
-
The snowflakes are deep intellectuals...NOT!
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/01/leftists-freak-out-over-william-shatner-criticizing-social-justice-warriors-on-twitter/ (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/01/leftists-freak-out-over-william-shatner-criticizing-social-justice-warriors-on-twitter/)
::hysterical::
-
(http://www.coyoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/augustus-13.jpg)
::thinking::
::whatgives::
::hysterical::
-
Soros money doesn't guarantee quality... ::hysterical::
-
I don't have a problem with this...and I laugh with glee while saying it!
https://www.weaselzippers.us/352057-australian-vegan-cafe-is-charging-a-man-tax/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/352057-australian-vegan-cafe-is-charging-a-man-tax/)
1) No self-respecting heterosexual male should be caught dead in an angry feminazi grazzing station!
2) Fags and beta's should pay extra!
3) Opens the door for others to employ similar tactics on asshats!
::whoohoo::
-
Prog-Fascist!
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/42996-FurtiveFritz.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/lena-dunham-transgender-fascist-t19620.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/lena-dunham-transgender-fascist-t19620.html)
Yup.
And, in much lighter news...
“Yung Mazi,” a popular rapper who claimed that God made him “bulletproof” after surviving at least 11 shootings, died of gunshot wounds over the weekend.
http://iotwreport.com/popular-atlanta-rapper-who-claimed-god-made-him-bulletproof-shot-and-killed/ (http://iotwreport.com/popular-atlanta-rapper-who-claimed-god-made-him-bulletproof-shot-and-killed/)
Looks like God came to His senses...
::laughonfloor::
-
Uhhh....
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGzz8CmXoAAnHvZ.jpg)
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/895358655905792001/photo/1
Maybe the Secret Service clowns can't hit it...
::)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71e6bc5b508515ccb0093f6b79769d15f87576c7f81cd865ff538f2a92564194.jpg)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e7720fafeef76ce0abdf6827e439e56bfb239255c360db2828245ddc321851c.jpg)
Bwuuhaahaa! That wins! ::hysterical::
-
SIOUX CITY, Iowa (AP) -- Authorities say a man who tried to deposit what he presented as a $1 million bill has been charged with drug possession in Iowa.
A criminal complaint says Sioux City police officers were called to a Northwest Bank branch Thursday to talk to a man who tried to deposit the bill into his account. The officers asked 33-year-old Dennis Strickland whether he had any more of the bills and that a baggie fell out when he emptied a pocket. The complaint says the baggie contained methamphetamine.
The U.S. Treasury Department says it has never produced a $1 million bill.
Iowa court records say Strickland is scheduled to be back in court Monday. His attorney hasn't returned a call Tuesday from The Associated Press.
You can't make this chit up! ::laughonfloor::
http://www.katc.com/story/36107773/man-tries-to-deposit-1-million-bill-gets-arrested-for-meth (http://www.katc.com/story/36107773/man-tries-to-deposit-1-million-bill-gets-arrested-for-meth)
-
Uhhh....
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGzz8CmXoAAnHvZ.jpg)
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/895358655905792001/photo/1
Maybe the Secret Service clowns can't hit it...
::)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71e6bc5b508515ccb0093f6b79769d15f87576c7f81cd865ff538f2a92564194.jpg)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e7720fafeef76ce0abdf6827e439e56bfb239255c360db2828245ddc321851c.jpg)
Bwuuhaahaa! That wins! ::hysterical::
I am so stealing that!!!!
-
DemonRat Cohen-TN: "...waiting for Trump to hang himself..."
https://www.weaselzippers.us/353556-dem-congressman-says-he-cant-wait-for-trump-to-hang-himself/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/353556-dem-congressman-says-he-cant-wait-for-trump-to-hang-himself/)
::saywhat::
Obviously, this guy doesn't own a mirror...or he would have aborted himself long ago...and just as obvious there is no way he has a hot wife!
::hysterical::
-
Wow, such brilliance from a moron whose head looks like a soggy milk dud fell out of a drooling idiots mouth and got carpet stuck all over it!
https://www.weaselzippers.us/354235-dam-state-senator-who-called-for-trumps-assassination-removed-from-committee-assignments/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/354235-dam-state-senator-who-called-for-trumps-assassination-removed-from-committee-assignments/)
Well, sure swell of MO to pull her committee assignments but otherwise leave her in office...if threatening Duh Wun they would have gotten kicked out...
-
Heh! Almost Diet Dew'd my sinuses!
http://iotwreport.com/hey-man-nice-shot-2/ (http://iotwreport.com/hey-man-nice-shot-2/)
::laughonfloor::
-
Holy Guano, Batman...this whole thread is hilarious beyond words!!!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-s-lack-of-empathy-followed-by-outright-cruelty-t19690.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-s-lack-of-empathy-followed-by-outright-cruelty-t19690.html)
::hysterical::
-
A swell tidbit from the Crooked Clinton Crime Syndicate's latest extortion scheme - peddling that self-produced/self-promoting tome "What (the f**k) Happened" aka "Got Schlonged"...
“I heard it again on the 2016 campaign … it’s just a marriage on paper now,” she writes.
She also writes, “There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether our marriage could or should survive.”
http://iotwreport.com/hillary-openly-muses-on-divorce-from-bill-in-new-memoir/ (http://iotwreport.com/hillary-openly-muses-on-divorce-from-bill-in-new-memoir/)
Right...you were seriously considering ending your sham marriage and survive on your own without your political sugar daddy...and raise Chelsea Hubble in an environment free of the rapist whims of your benefactor...
Riiiight!
::laughonfloor::
“There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether our marriage could or should survive.” - should be - “There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether Bill and I should even be alive.”
-
Politics makes strange bedfellows. Those two are as strange as it gets. You have two political animals and in this case I mean animals that would sell their mothers souls to the devil to get higher office and they eat each others sh*t shamelessly in public and show all the shame of a pregnant nun.
-
Zipper's are slaying me today!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d1bb24facb68754fed74bdfdc9bfe3c8204ae55cb7867947724efd780fec104.jpg)
The sound and the fury.
Titanic
Apocalypse Now
Blazing saddles....
Despicable Me
Up In Smoke
Twister
The Mouse that Roared
The Quiet Man
The Mexican
Sniper and Sniper II
Gone with the wind . . .
End of Days
Duck Soup
The shootist
Backdraft
Armageddon
A River Runs Through It
Where the Red Fern Grows
Soylent Green.
It
Tombstone...
The Silent Man
Naked and Afraid
The Invisible Man
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Necessary Roughness
The Great Escape
Reeker...
The Fog.
Dirty Dozen
Wet Hot American Summer
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...
The Fast and the Furious
Fire down below
Devil's Pass.
Lethal Weapon
Water world.
Battlefield Earth
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Glitter
deliverance.
Rolling Thunder...
The Towering Inferno.
The Guns of Navarone
https://www.weaselzippers.us/356221-friday-open-thread-186/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/356221-friday-open-thread-186/)
::hysterical::
-
Swamp Thing.
-
Gone With The Wind. ::curtsy4::
-
The Phantom Menace
-
True Grit
-
True Grit
Sounds like you need toilet paper. ::exitstageleft::
For me? Apocalypse Now.
-
True Grit
Sounds like you need toilet paper. ::exitstageleft::
For me? Apocalypse Now.
It has to be VERY soft.
-
True Grit
Sounds like you need toilet paper. ::exitstageleft::
For me? Apocalypse Now.
It has to be VERY soft.
Why? Still a little sore?? ::pokeineye::
-
True Grit
Sounds like you need toilet paper. ::exitstageleft::
For me? Apocalypse Now.
It has to be VERY soft.
Why? Still a little sore?? ::pokeineye::
::bigmooning:: Don't know for sure -- can you check ? ::cool::
-
::hysterical::
-
::rimshot::
-
I spewed coffee everywhere! ::laughonfloor::
-
Via IOTW -
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooftop.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
True Grit
Sounds like you need toilet paper. ::exitstageleft::
For me? Apocalypse Now.
It has to be VERY soft.
Why? Still a little sore?? ::pokeineye::
::bigmooning:: Don't know for sure -- can you check ? ::cool::
::creepycryingbaby::
-
Double-yuk's! Two-for-one at TPC!
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43280-Mein-Kampaign1.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43282-bleachesss.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-s-new-book-mein-kampaign-found-on-bathroom-server-t19708.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-s-new-book-mein-kampaign-found-on-bathroom-server-t19708.html)
“So the American people would like to know, what happened to your 33,000 emails?” What happened in Benghazi?”
“What happened to the millions of dollars that was supposed to go to the people in Haiti?”
Hillary then replied, “You know what? I’m so sorry you believe things that are untrue”.
If that wern't enough, as Loomer walked away she spotted Huma Abedin and confronted her about her pervert husband Anthony Weiner. Yikes! “When are you gonna divorce your husband for texting underage girls?
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-righteously-thrashes-political-troll-t19711.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-righteously-thrashes-political-troll-t19711.html)
::clapping::
-
H/T - IOTW
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-1.07.05-AM.jpeg)
-
H/T - TPC
https://i.imgur.com/gG9iZBg.mp4
::hysterical::
-
Dear Lord...
Natives?
The Californicated are truly stupid people!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4490756/mystery-flashes-of-light-spotted-over-los-angeles-leave-locals-baffled-as-they-say-it-looks-like-aliens/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4490756/mystery-flashes-of-light-spotted-over-los-angeles-leave-locals-baffled-as-they-say-it-looks-like-aliens/)
Aliens? "Lightning doesn't strike that fast."... ::saywhat::
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Four!
Er...I mean "Two!"
(https://media.tenor.co/images/29fb3bd0bc2330e63e8c94cfe4372cba/tenor.gif)
::hysterical::
-
H/T Rayra
(http://ace.mu.nu/archives/hillary%20-%20ive%20lost%20and%20cant%20shut%20up.jpg)
-
Here's one of that creatures voters...
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/19/colorado-springs-mad-pooper/ (http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/19/colorado-springs-mad-pooper/)
-
Heh! I wish I had a big cat loyal only to me!
My door wouldn't have to be locked ever!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/125cac46e15510a44d9f434c0120aa7b8817d65a36c392799e2877be98ccf3b4.gif)
;D
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/357880-former-milwaukee-sheriff-david-clarke-to-reporter-f-you-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/357880-former-milwaukee-sheriff-david-clarke-to-reporter-f-you-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on/)
::cool::
Was he talking about these two?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/295724328c8605cf41b0de0eaed3ca5cc51431a70d5f7400dfa1f1325fc79c39.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
::hysterical::
-
And a return appearance by our favorite pin-cushions in the animals-are-people-too cult -
http://www.wistv.com/story/36420859/orangeburg-chicken-truck-crash-will-be-memorialized-by-peta (http://www.wistv.com/story/36420859/orangeburg-chicken-truck-crash-will-be-memorialized-by-peta)
Yeah....pretty lame.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/18ee23afe27df4cad99009ff435bee5baf7181d33bf3239ba9bbc26b960a8efd.jpg)
(https://prods3.imgix.net/images/articles/2015_04/Web-Article-Chef-Marcus-Samuelsson-Streetbird-Red-Rooster-Harlem-Tips-on-Roasting-Brining-a-Perfect-Chicken-Rotisserie-Recipe1.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1fae25f655e40d89c8622fed45eec055a21a60574968ac5b269fd9e48678e6c7.jpg)
::hysterical::
H/T - Weaselzippers
-
Sorry Libertas for encroaching, but I saw this funny thing today [might be removed but ?]
-
::hysterical::
No encroachment...clean play. Carry on!
-
As always...'Zippers are killin' me!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ecb8eaa0819399ba68318681dd3a99b4285912a7372baa45f943254609e9f089.jpg)
That there is timeless truth!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76aa9c90da9b6bfc7571767c016c2e0d7a8c02eef50b448ad2e4c12c1090cd0d.png)
And that's just fricken hilarious!
::hysterical::
https://www.weaselzippers.us/357955-friday-open-thread-187/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/357955-friday-open-thread-187/)
::thumbsup::
-
Some of those are screamers!! ::hysterical::
-
The pussy? Naaaaaa.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=73&v=KLuolYcou0E#)
-
Second Apology Tour
TPC hits it out of the park again!
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43323-Kim_Jong_Un_Obama_Talks.jpg)
Ohh. so cute.
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43324-Kim_Jong_Un_Obama_Hug.jpg)
True BFF's...this non-binary love is real, you can tell!
(https://i.imgur.com/OJ9S1Xl.gif)
Surprised?!
(https://i.imgur.com/hBx7I6a.jpg)
(http://www.churchofsocrates.com/clockzero.gif)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-goes-on-apology-tour-to-apologize-for-trump-s-threats-t19725.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-goes-on-apology-tour-to-apologize-for-trump-s-threats-t19725.html)
::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing::
-
Okay a new monitor is ordered, and I'll get another cup of coffee
-
TPC hits another out the park with this Jimmy Kimmel post!
Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about everyone, that he tip-toes past medicine cabinets so he doesn't wake up any sleeping pills.
How do you keep Jimmy Kimmel busy between tapings? Give him a piece of paper that says "flip” on both sides.
Why does Jimmy Kimmel have to always be reminded to get out of the shower? Because his shampoo bottle says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Kimmel's handlers also have to be careful about leaving him with orange juice containers: they say “concentrate,” and he winds up staring at them for hours.
Why did the Jimmy Kimmel get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
Jimmy Kimmel's secret dream is to be Vanna White. No, it's not an Obama transvestite fantasy: Kimmel wants to actually learn the alphabet.
Speaking of which, Kimmel's other secret fantasy has actually come true: he finally got a boob job - the only job he's truly qualified for.
How do you know if Jimmy Kimmel's been using his computer? The screen is full of White Out.
What did Jimmy Kimmel's wife say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”
When did Jimmy Kimmel almost drown? When he spotted a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Jimmy Kimmel and his wife walked into a building. Neither of them saw it coming.
How do you confuse Jimmy Kimmel? Put him in a circle and tell him to sit in the corner.
Why did Jimmy Kimmel bring a ladder to his first Hollywood party? Whoever invited him told him all the drinks were on the house.
How do you force Jimmy Kimmel to repeat stupid ideas? You don’t have to. He was born that way.
Why did Jimmy Kimmel's wife put lipstick on her forehead? She was desperately trying to make up her mind.
Why can't Jimmy Kimmel ever successfully dial 911? He can't find the eleven.
Why does Jimmy Kimmel always hold his ears? Because he's desperately trying to hold in an original thought.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/jokes-about-jimmy-kimmel-t19746.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/jokes-about-jimmy-kimmel-t19746.html)
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
-
Makes sense to me !
https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/22008162_1106505576118420_4218728371918471990_n.jpg?oh=c1c61b49be8cc4daee6bac7647837bfe&oe=5A5418F7
-
https://youtu.be/w8uyGJzwo58
::hysterical::
::clapping::
::bows::
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=140&v=adPXDTvADD0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=140&v=adPXDTvADD0)
Woke Jeans. Apparently SNL gets to be funny now once every year or so
-
WZer's on a roll again...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/39e6a79465b0cf4137c1557ae6747629155df73069c6fbeae68042ea695d8dc8.gif)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/812ac68845762de5a70a1966c005b1d0d9f09d6baf75984e1cf2a19777b7d61a.jpg)
Snort!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/db7e9559a9063ff9a81319b9feea9029d780db83dcf1181f59ddba5997de1ee3.jpg)
'atta girl! ::thumbsup::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5496ff89e5e906ae4730c1dc8182f7ef9f21be490d44dd5912e71c34112ed05.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
For Alan...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de495bc6b6a24fd5b660fc9ab7deb52745d2afe8424cbff13fa274517ea3adb9.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Sent via e-mail to me; could it be were they keep politicians ?
-
For Alan...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de495bc6b6a24fd5b660fc9ab7deb52745d2afe8424cbff13fa274517ea3adb9.jpg)
Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules on da short bus!
-
I can...uhh...roll with that, Alan.
More giggle to be found here -
https://earloftaint.com/2017/10/03/2017-halloween-gallery/
OK, Castro's love child is hilarious!
-
updated
-
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Level_Playing_FIeld_Slope_Soccer.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/call-for-nfl-to-apply-affirmative-action-in-sports-t19766.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/call-for-nfl-to-apply-affirmative-action-in-sports-t19766.html)
"level playing field" proglodyte-style!
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4afbcaa69fdaa7492f38c8ff40deb7e8ae101a428c3f6069b0eae78da17d8bad.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b2914a0c65595ec804439dec2aca9da671451dcb6556fd22b1f1cb97ccb64db.jpg)
Heh!
-
https://twitter.com/mynameisjro/status/917112616379613186/photo/1
::laughonfloor::
-
From the above twitter feed. ::bows::
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMLLiZXX4AARIXN.jpg)
-
What's with the goose?
Don't ask, don't tell, eh?! ::laughonfloor::
-
What's with the goose?
Don't ask, don't tell, eh?! ::laughonfloor::
Journalistic version of a goat?
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/01/4b/muQFish2_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/01/4b/muQFish2_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
;D ;D ;D
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DM7YwW1V4AAfLEc.jpg)
-
Hussein vs Trump - the critter version:
(https://images2.imgbox.com/27/62/GnTWPkht_o.gif)
::hysterical::
-
Someone needs to shop a Trump face on the kitty and a CNN logo over the bird.
-
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43542-Grumpy%20Cat—Closer%20to%20Death.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/happy-birthday-hillary-t19790.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/happy-birthday-hillary-t19790.html)
::hysterical:: ::thumbsup:: ::rolllaughing:: ::beertoast:: ::laughonfloor:: ::cool:: ::whoohoo::
-
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3284038 (https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3284038)
Well, I'm laughing. You can't tell directions. You can't fix your boat. One phone and you lose it the first day. Other than having plenty of food, were there any two less prepared people that could have attempted such a trip?
-
::facepalm::
Good Lord! People have absolutely no appreciation of just how vast oceans are, and the Pacific is the great grand-daddy of them all! You can be close to a major sea lane, and by close that might be a two or three hundred miles, and you are still a long way from any help without a radio. Sat-Phone, fine...sure...secure the damn thing...but WTF is your marine radio? Horizon distance is limited by the curvature of the earth and can only be proportionally extended by height, at sea level is just under 3 miles, the height of a ships hull and structures...your vessels height above the water line etc come into play and math is involved...roughly you might spot another vessel 10-12 miles out in daylight and good weather. A quick and dirty calculation is the square root of height/elevation in feet * 1.17. For 6' it is close to the 2.9 mile mark. If the elevation of a ships bridge is 30 feet, then they can see about 6.4 miles, combined they should should spot each other at 9.3 miles. There is refraction and all sorts of other stuff coming into play too, but, basically, the margin for error is really small, and these gals tried to make it smaller...they got lucky...if not for that Japanese fishing boat...
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/)
::laughonfloor::
::whoohoo::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/)
::laughonfloor::
::whoohoo::
She's the only one worried about it. I sure don't GAS. Like the old punch line" if she dies she dies".. ::vafancoul::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/)
::laughonfloor::
::whoohoo::
She's the only one worried about it. I sure don't GAS. Like the old punch line" if she dies she dies".. ::vafancoul::
I fail to see a downside.
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/361870-rosie-odonnell-worried-that-she-might-not-survive-trump-presidency/)
::laughonfloor::
::whoohoo::
She's the only one worried about it. I sure don't GAS. Like the old punch line" if she dies she dies".. ::vafancoul::
I fail to see a downside.
The only potential down side I can see is if you are too close to that when it keels over...not that that would happen to any of us...likely a (cough!) friend of that critter...
Oh, you are right after all, no down side at all...
;D
-
http://www.wbtv.com/story/36714649/people-are-protesting-the-name-of-a-bad-daddys-dish-featuring-eggs-salsa-jalapenos (http://www.wbtv.com/story/36714649/people-are-protesting-the-name-of-a-bad-daddys-dish-featuring-eggs-salsa-jalapenos)
That's some funny mierda right there! ::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::
Wish I was in the area to support that restaurant!
Offending the cultural Marxists...it should be a primary reason for living!
-
I think a hardy f**k you is in order here.
-
Yeah, and NO APOLOGY.
-
It would be awesome if they posted this at the door!
(https://images.imgbox.com/bb/fc/eExcayBU_o.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Heh!
(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/headlines.jpg)
http://iotwreport.com/headlines-2/ (http://iotwreport.com/headlines-2/)
Bongopoofter NOVEMBER 3, 2017 AT 4:38 AM
A doe, a deer, a shemale deer.
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b5cb46ef8a53718c48f89825e5c5324f5320343d58e1748a19794ae72f226518.jpg)
Heh!!! ;D
-
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43616-23131662_10213876196081728_8202377435171396601_n.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/but-when-did-trump-know-about-putin-s-ties-to-russia-t19805.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/but-when-did-trump-know-about-putin-s-ties-to-russia-t19805.html)
Snort!
-
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43616-23131662_10213876196081728_8202377435171396601_n.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/but-when-did-trump-know-about-putin-s-ties-to-russia-t19805.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/but-when-did-trump-know-about-putin-s-ties-to-russia-t19805.html)
Snort!
That's funny I don't care where you're from .
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gZGyKM-DAd4/WCYbUmfCD3I/AAAAAAAAX_I/FhMFbhQ2ZrYOXVy9Uzz-aDJjRvqMqhzWACK4B/s1600/DemButt.jpg)
H/T RickZ @ grouchies
-
::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor::
-
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gZGyKM-DAd4/WCYbUmfCD3I/AAAAAAAAX_I/FhMFbhQ2ZrYOXVy9Uzz-aDJjRvqMqhzWACK4B/s1600/DemButt.jpg)
H/T RickZ @ grouchies
Dude! Probably going to need some fricken shots too! ::speechless::
::hysterical::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/)
::saywhat::
The Establishment would love ya...
::laughonfloor::
Go ahead...
::hysterical::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/)
::saywhat::
The Establishment would love ya...
::laughonfloor::
Go ahead...
::hysterical::
Not because he IS a Republican he just wants to mess with Trump........ HUMMMMM he really does think that were brain dead.
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/)
::saywhat::
The Establishment would love ya...
::laughonfloor::
Go ahead...
::hysterical::
Not because he IS a Republican he just wants to mess with Trump........ HUMMMMM he really does think that were brain dead.
Yes...and yes.
And I think he would get his ass completely humiliated! Be awesome though...see the E-GOP throw a buttload of money and support behind him...only to see it all get peed away, again!
::hysterical::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/)
::saywhat::
The Establishment would love ya...
::laughonfloor::
Go ahead...
::hysterical::
Not because he IS a Republican he just wants to mess with Trump........ HUMMMMM he really does think that were brain dead.
Yes...and yes.
And I think he would get his ass completely humiliated! Be awesome though...see the E-GOP throw a buttload of money and support behind him...only to see it all get peed away, again!
::hysterical::
Give him a trophy for showing up.
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/363662-mark-cuban-im-considering-running-for-president-as-a-republican-to-go-head-on-with-trump-in-the-primaries/)
::saywhat::
The Establishment would love ya...
::laughonfloor::
Go ahead...
::hysterical::
Not because he IS a Republican he just wants to mess with Trump........ HUMMMMM he really does think that were brain dead.
Yes...and yes.
And I think he would get his ass completely humiliated! Be awesome though...see the E-GOP throw a buttload of money and support behind him...only to see it all get peed away, again!
::hysterical::
Give him a trophy for showing up.
Bwuuhaahaaaa!
-
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Cg-uz56jNtw/Wgb8jbE8h8I/AAAAAAABpRM/VPBSqzXmSRszKnIHGu2ZrYDCFWhuA_4vQCHMYCw/trump%2Bi%2Bam%2Bthe%2Bstorm_thumb%255B1%255D?imgmax=800)
H/T http://www.michellesmirror.com/ (http://www.michellesmirror.com/)
-
Heh!
i want the Wrecking Ball!
PS-Good site, inspired a comment on the NFL thread.
-
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Cg-uz56jNtw/Wgb8jbE8h8I/AAAAAAABpRM/VPBSqzXmSRszKnIHGu2ZrYDCFWhuA_4vQCHMYCw/trump%2Bi%2Bam%2Bthe%2Bstorm_thumb%255B1%255D?imgmax=800)
H/T http://www.michellesmirror.com/ (http://www.michellesmirror.com/)
Love it.
-
Yup, definitely poach-worthy.
-
Oh, jeez...who let the bag of phaggs open?!
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43708-Pineapple.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43703-Purse.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43704-Strawberry%20style.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43707-Hat.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/men-choose-new-age-he-man-hairstyles-t19822.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/men-choose-new-age-he-man-hairstyles-t19822.html)
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
New Age? Flush that age! Looks like D i p s h i t w o r l d !
"No Commander, it doesn't appear there is intelligent life on this planet...commence biological removal!"
::facepalm::
-
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/veteran-owned-black-rifle-coffee-gets-yuge-endorsement-hannity-don-jr-keurig-backlash/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/veteran-owned-black-rifle-coffee-gets-yuge-endorsement-hannity-don-jr-keurig-backlash/)
::clapping:: ::clapping:: ::clapping::
-
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2017/11/08/what-in-the-actual-fck-there-is-no-topping-usa-todays-look-at-devin-kelleys-rifle/
Ohh man, I am crying and my face hurts
-
You can't get any scarier than the Chuck Norris mod! ::hysterical::
-
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2017/11/08/what-in-the-actual-fck-there-is-no-topping-usa-todays-look-at-devin-kelleys-rifle/
Ohh man, I am crying and my face hurts
The Hitlery accessory scares the c r a p out of me.
-
This isn't getting old!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOJDUTmVQAAqoyB.jpg)
Recreational? Heh, I have lots of recreational ideas! Me want! ;D
-
More beta's...
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/43712-Man-Bun.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Kim_Haircut_Chick_Magnet.jpg)
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Haircut_Kim_Obama_Together.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/men-choose-new-age-he-man-hairstyles-t19822.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/men-choose-new-age-he-man-hairstyles-t19822.html)
::hysterical::
-
Okay, so when you are fat and tired after Turkey, boot this up and try solve it as a family.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1g84m0sXpnNCv84GpN2PLZG/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-game-30th-anniversary-edition (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1g84m0sXpnNCv84GpN2PLZG/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-game-30th-anniversary-edition)
Is a free to play web based version of the old Infocom Hitchhikers game, all shiny and ready to go
OR if you want to do it old school you can still find a Z-Game interpreter ( like Frontz) and the hhgtg.z5 file and play it locally.
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/7f/67/kfdgUQ06_o.jpg)
Heh!
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/5a/db/GpwD9N0C_o.jpg)
Nice headlights...
Thank God!
::hysterical::
-
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ivanka-trump-chelsea-clinton-defend-obama-daughter-over-165407196.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/ivanka-trump-chelsea-clinton-defend-obama-daughter-over-165407196.html)
No mention what kind of "smoke" rings they were...
You have to leave the US to find mention of chiba...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1588039/malia-obama-faces-claims-she-smoked-cannabis-after-being-seen-on-camera-puffing-on-rollie-at-music-festival/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1588039/malia-obama-faces-claims-she-smoked-cannabis-after-being-seen-on-camera-puffing-on-rollie-at-music-festival/)
The choom doesn't fall far from the, uhh...choom...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/db/8e/2NXC7ngT_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/48/75/jpSDmVAB_o.jpg)
...I wonder who the "Gay Ray" (dealer) is in Malia's Gang?!
::laughonfloor::
-
http://iotwreport.com/millennial-job-interview/ (http://iotwreport.com/millennial-job-interview/)
-
How true - must be taken from one of my granddaughters interviews.
-
This pretty funny too...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/cf/9c/IXeLNCrM_o.jpg)
-
How true - must be taken from one of my granddaughters interviews.
If it wasn't so true it would be funny. ::pullhair::
-
Perfect!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/1b/dc/EknL2Gqf_o.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5aad9a7bc7f3c3ce1e515a6a970d07aea49336eb676a2c7f6f9dd9a5582ac759.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/69aa16fed99c8bf517b77b36c84a70b312c537f74500f533018daeaeafaaa59b.jpg)
::whoohoo::
-
Leftists blame CA fires not on Leftism but on...yup Climate Change! Next to f**king Russia and f**king Trump this is their next favorite nothingism.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/366694-climate-activists-use-california-wildfires-to-push-the-global-warming-narrative/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/366694-climate-activists-use-california-wildfires-to-push-the-global-warming-narrative/)
WZer's killin' it though! ::thumbsup::
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/104880099-RTX3LMID.1910x1000-1024x536.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4dff598c8a64172a679fb01dd0ff0ccc8adecdc6148f4d1d2812e7cc19aa9d48.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bbd4ebbb933d385404365246819a77933163d11c5c25597fbaf5674760f25358.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1f9aba231e01f572235b58f8ccc3935a9f0fbdd0e6373129510cfadd1a1d050.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
https://youtu.be/R91QF6Xbaow
::hysterical::
-
Knew I shouldn't be drinking coffee; -- sent that e-mail to the person talking with yesterday on farcebook.
-
I'd like to make this an annual event:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQz172TUIAYavo8.jpg)
She: What are you celebrating?
He: Hosana in Excel Sheets Day!
She: Oh!
-
(http://comicallyincorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Strzok-600-LI.jpg)
-
When I see this picture
(https://www.dangerous.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/unnamed-1-768x577.jpg)
why is my only thought: I want that hat!
Even though this Obama-wannabe is warming his tootsies for eternity, that hat would be a lot of fun to have.
-
https://everydayfeminism.com/2017/12/intersectional-feminist-first-date/
So You don't need to give them traffic, here are 10 Questions you should ask a first date - according to feminists.
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
8. Can any human be illegal?
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Also known as the list of questions that ensure that you will not have a second date with any decent, manly, self respecting male and will end up in your thirties alone and unwanted.
Some more highlights
#4
You may scratch your head at this one, but much like racism and misogynoir, being pro-sex worker is a necessary pillar of dismantling the patriarchy.
Thats right baby, spread my legs so I can bang you and get the hell out of here.
#7
If your date says they’re anti-fascist and part of the resistance but they’re cool with exploiting labor from communities of color and they support the school to prison pipeline, then there’s a good chance they’ll only value you for your ability to nurture them without any reciprocation.
Now give me free government crap paid for by others.
8's description is really funny
White Americans stole this land, colonized this land, created so many borders, pushed out, killed and enslaved people of color and somehow they have the audacity to claim that this land is theirs and that black and brown immigrants are stealing their jobs, land, and homes? Miss me with that bullsh*t.
So what you are saying is that the American Indians needed some sort of immigration policy - like every other country in the world..?
But hey #9 is a hoot too
Don’t waste your time and energy on dating someone who thinks that Islam is inherently violent or misogynistic. Instead, read some Huda Sha’arawi or Mona Eltahawy to educate yourself further on Muslim feminism.
Now put on your Burka and accept being property under Sharia law.
-
Wow, folks on a roll...Pablo with spreadsheet humor, Tom with a snappy cartoon and a desire for a hat (to sport on special occasions I bet, crashing Demonrat events, etc...) and now Weisshaupt with a hilarious list of questions I cannot refuse! What a day! :D
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
No, I believe in all lives mattering...or I did until Progressives became so suicidally and genocidally batshyt effing insane towards those who refuse to think, act and believe as they do...now I believe that they, criminals (some crossover there), Islamists (some crossover there too) and DeepState Cabalists and Crony Capitalists are exempt from that consideration. So thanks for helping with that!
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
Is this a trick question? In short, normal. As in don't pull genders that don't exist out of your ass...there is no "orienteering" there is only what God and nature created - Men and women. That one wants to mimic the other or vice-versa or whateverthef**k is bullsh*t people come up with...and I have no time for made up sh*t!
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
Easy, I don't worry about it. As alleged it doesn't exist, except from the Left. Have you noticed all the pervs emerging from the Left lately? Al "Groper" Franken ring a bell? From my point of view it is those looking for it so hard that are suffering from it or its inverse. Have I mentioned I don't put up with bullsh*t?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
What is this? Hollywood? Harvey Weinstein's office? Bill Clinton's Oval Office? You in porn? A hooker? Wassamatta, you?! Work is for work. Have sex out of work like normal people (and in a consenting manner!), perv!
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
I am not a fan of the Marquis de Sade...familiar with term "sadist" at all? Quit being weird!
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
Unparalleled, actually. The myth that Asian ancestors settled the America's and gave rise to the so-called native-American's is false, they did come over, but it is clear from archaeological, geographical and yes even "native-American" oral tradition and ancestry that Caucasian Europeans traveled to what is now the eastern seaboard of the United States several thousands of years before the Asian's crossed the Bering Sea land bridge. So, when later Vikings and Columbus came along...they were merely reinstating previous land claims from the squatter inhabitants.
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
Is the current Pope a Socialist jackass? Don't use that term "exploitative" casually...you are using it in the improper Marxist tone, real Capitalism, not Crony Capitalism or Chinese Free-Marketeering or Russian Oligarchies/Syndicate Capitalism...real Capitalism exploits the natural benefits when people produce goods and services and exchange them for fair value for their use and consumption...it is a natural and beautiful thing to behold if not gamed, punished, perverted or exploited in the Marxist sense!
8. Can any human be illegal?
Yes. If you bash in or sneak in through my back door uninvited...it is an illegal entry...thus making the perpetrator a criminal. if you knock on my front door, I'll assess people on a case by case basis. This should make perfect sense...if not you must have been raised in a barn...or a commune...both of which are stupid, but the one is way more stupid than the other!
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
Muslims should stay in Muslim nations, those fleeing Muslim nations should be Non-Muslims fleeing Muslims, certainly there could be a neighboring nation closer than the US that can take those folks in...or are they racist/sexist/homophobes with an exemption of some sort? Islam is a Satanic death-cult founded by a demon called Mohammad who set up a militantly patriarchal suicidal genocidal cult that mandates the ritual mutilation of young girls and marrying them off at disturbingly young ages, allows husbands to rape and kill them at whim, stones and mutilates people for whatever reason with nothing approaching due process, encourages the enslavement and murder of Infidels (all non-Muslims, especially Jews and Christians) and is the most intolerant and uncivilized group of people on the planet and as such should be banned from our nation for eternity. Anybody arguing any of those points is ignorant and a danger to themselves and others. Easy peasy!
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
WTF is "allyship"? Seriously, I had to look this Moon-God bullsh*t up on the infernal-net!
Allyship is not an identity—it is a lifelong process of building relationships based on trust, consistency, and accountability with marginalized individuals and/or groups of people. Allyship is not self-defined—our work and our efforts must be recognized by the people we seek to ally ourselves with.
Holy Guano Bat Man! What a stupendous load of excrement that is! Looks like some bullsh*t that oozed under the door at a diseased campus like Berkeley! Good God what vile dreck that is! And where is this newfound sympathy for 'disabled' folks? We normals have been honoring and taking care of our wounded Vets and family members and friends a long time, y'all new to this? And like the elderly...I thought your Enlightened views of disabled extended only to ushering them to Dr Kevorkian for Carousel on taxpayer dime? Oh, I got it...you must be only concerned about those Progtard-defined 'disabled' folks you think are on par with real disabled folks! Yeah, that pig got no wings here, sweety!
Aced it! Right?!
::thumbsup:: ::cool:: ::USA:: ::beertoast:: ::curtsy4:: ::bustamove::
-
The NY Slimes Sense of Humor:
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-14-at-1.53.18-PM.png)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/367573-no-joke-ny-times-claims-obama-lied-only-18-times-during-his-8-year-presidency/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/367573-no-joke-ny-times-claims-obama-lied-only-18-times-during-his-8-year-presidency/)
(https://i.imgbox.com/BAEi5PQ8.gif)
April Fools Day in December!
Biggest load of (https://i.imgbox.com/nVP75i51.jpg) ever put into graph form in NY Slime history!!!
(https://i.imgbox.com/Fo6FYQkJ.gif)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8af463eb3044cece8f05bbd9c094ddd1687705092b5e2e422a72ff646c05d4e.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Uhh huh...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/367836-harry-reid-had-pentagon-spend-millions-of-dollars-investigating-ufos/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/367836-harry-reid-had-pentagon-spend-millions-of-dollars-investigating-ufos/)
So...is this what happened?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e238b5a97a5b9a016e19834883cd945d824aa421377000ab487b08c636a2d724.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a072a4a5d6197e04f6f98d11d01b1dcf683056129ddf918f508803fec3440b9d.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f92d5b06354f2a160d530dfaf3610dcc3b029c13cec971065e27aadbad030ea.jpg)
Somebody needs to look into this!
Al?!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8ab81d7af864680be4a7638dad2e12f975f7f0a4b7ee2b96ab7fc952ec09f09.png)
::facepalm::
-
I'm pretty sure the law is codified with those exact words. ::laughonfloor::
-
Once again the proof - "Congress and Babies diapers need to be changed often - and for the same reason"
-
I'm pretty sure the law is codified with those exact words. ::laughonfloor::
::thumbsup::
-
Once again the proof - "Congress and Babies diapers need to be changed often - and for the same reason"
...far as Congresscritters go...screw changing diapers...how about just setting them on fire? :D
-
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
They used to, then the 13th amendment changed things.
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
I prefer doggie orientation.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
I train my women to never speak such words.
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
You couldn't afford me.
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
Yes, I love bondage and discipline. Get on your knees and call me sir.
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
I understand that the white man brought civilization to the heathen injuns.
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
Yes, the way I do it.
8. Can any human be illegal?
Of course, although most in the US are wetbacks.
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
I support Muslims, right after they convert to a civilized religion.
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Yeah, I know one cripple and a retard.
-
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
No. I cast off all my leftist "friends" when I realized that they were inherently unstable.
;D
-
::laughonfloor::
This just might be my all-time favorite thread, evah!
-
I just poured a little gas onto the fire @ The Hill...
...suggesting a 2020 Dhimmie ticket of Trayvon Martin & Heather Heyer. Since the dead vote, why not resurrect 'em as candidates..?
-
And then the idjits at the rallies can off themselves by OD-ing on PurpleDrank!
::hysterical::
-
The species...it is beyond Idiocracy...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/368409-amazon-pulls-diy-circumcision-kits/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/368409-amazon-pulls-diy-circumcision-kits/)
...all we can do is point and laugh...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bbe3f22da23be4e889adce6f6c1426dc8e8d3ad25b84f7e0afa92061c1ee2402.png)
::hysterical::
Poor baby boys of idjits though... ::speechless::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c856dde1e40a215813ec13728b87e86b7a1141e160e2f60b5c2a0910e05df541.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
I'm laughing my big jolly arse off at this...but just you wait and see...it'll probably happen!!!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/2f/44/EOey9f4d_o.jpg)
-
Update on that UFO stuff...
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ufo3-e1514112789763.png)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5206489/ufo-exist-beyond-reasonable-doubt-former-pentagon/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5206489/ufo-exist-beyond-reasonable-doubt-former-pentagon/)
Umm...looks like a Federation starship...aren't they friendly? ::whatgives::
-
This is funny just because it happened to an ANTIFA dipstick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be)
-
Mask-sporting goons...hurling baseless accusations at others along with a full dose of Anti-Christian bullsplatter...gets nailed by a truck.
::clapping::
I see the terrorist is still breathing though, so only 7 out of 10 points to the driver.
Something tells me though "karma" isn't done with this a-hole! ;)
-
Pretty good, for those who haven't caught it before...
https://youtu.be/qUCNAnp2QAI
-
This is funny just because it happened to an ANTIFA dipstick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be)
I guess him mom never told himnot to play in the traffic.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9aa79e760a96f5dccfc9c0581ba43d58852caac87c1aece6a5434c427c6411f3.jpg)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/ee/53/bU0HKBI1_o.gif)
-
This is funny just because it happened to an ANTIFA dipstick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be)
I guess him mom never told himnot to play in the traffic.
Please note: Their "medic" is wearing a red cross. ::bustamove::
-
This is funny just because it happened to an ANTIFA dipstick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be)
I guess him mom never told himnot to play in the traffic.
Please note: Their "medic" is wearing a red cross. ::bustamove::
Praying . . . . . .for that dude's truck.
"Lord heal that bumper & remove all vile residue from the chrome plating. May the driver not experience any trauma from his encounter with one of Beelzebub's minions." May he live to run down more of this scum who hate You, Lord . . . may he fill the bed of his vehicle with the hordes that revile & mock you."
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/fedup_express.png)
-
Amen! ::thumbsup::
-
The Theory of
Climate Change the Brontosaurus: (https://youtu.be/U6zWjUhfj-M)
(https://apologeticsworkshop.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/brontosaurus.png)
-
"What is it?"
::laughonfloor::
-
Once again...nobody gets trashed quite like a society that knows it is doomed...
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/670650/New-Year-s-Eve-Pictures-Girls-Drinking-Fights-2018-Alcohol-Police-London-Nottingham-Wales (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/670650/New-Year-s-Eve-Pictures-Girls-Drinking-Fights-2018-Alcohol-Police-London-Nottingham-Wales)
-
Just discovered these...
https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
https://youtu.be/UkiI2vM2lfA
https://youtu.be/1w8Z0UOXVaY
https://youtu.be/OOQnk-hRVuc
::hysterical::
-
OK, put your coffee/favorite beverage down...
Then read this...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html)
Heh, do I love it when idiots get lit up! ::hysterical:: ::cool::
-
She makes it easy to make her look like a liar and an idiot.
-
Wonder how they would like this? Long but worth the read - nothing new though - Picture would not transfer
by George Roof, Chief Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired)
Because I am a "lifer" in the military, I've seen the impact of a president more than many of you can imagine. I enlisted with LBJ and saw just what a Democrat clusterflock was all about. I went to Vietnam and saw how we were constantly and incessantly bombarded with micromanagement from Washington that got thousands of military people killed. I sometimes wonder if I'll get to heaven, but if I go to hell, I'm sure I'll still be a few hundred floors above that bastard Robert McNamara , LB Johnson, John Kerry, Jane Fonda, and yes, even the "hero" John McCain.
After Johnson "abdicated" rather than having his ass waxed, I lived through Nixon who was hawkish but allowed the generals (and there WERE a few real generals back then versus now) run the show. Nixon was so out of touch that he never knew North Vietnam was about to surrender when the Paris Accord was presented.
Only God could help us after Gerald Ford was beaten by Jimmy 'Peanuts' Carter who'd been funded by Saudi money. The military was turned into Section 8 and even the Whitehouse suffered the austerity.
Then the light began to shine and Ronald Reagan swept into the fray. He not only loved the country and the military, they loved him back. Esprit d'corps was off the scale during his presidency. The Liberals were slowly turning into socialists, however, and about this time all the draft dodgers of the 1960's who'd been given amnesty by Jimmy 'Peanuts' were turning out college graduates with degrees in socialism
Bush 1 was an enigma from the CIA and though he never did much either way, he NEVER DID MUCH EITHER WAY.
Welcome to Bill Clinton. Clinton spent most of his two terms wagging the dog and creating the 'Oral' Office, sending a bomber to blow up Quaddafi's tent and killing a goat or two, while allowing the UN to set up the infamous Black Hawk Down situation. He made history by becoming only the second president to be impeached.
I actually felt sorry for Bush 2. He was doomed to infamy from the start. He thought most of America was still the rah rah patriots of WWII when they were 'simply socialists' waiting to feed him to the sharks.
Then there came the Manchurian Candidate Obama with a faked (OK Democrats, let's say "of questionable origin" to assuage your PC brains) birth certificate, who'd gotten a free ride through college under a foreign student exemption, and whose college records and complete life history had been 'sealed.' (We know more about Thomas Jefferson's bastard children than we do about Obama, Michelle , OR their two faked kids.) From his inaugural address, he slandered America and within days had begun to encourage dissention of the races as well as slandering police who "acted stupidly." That was mild to the crap that would come in doubling the national debt from what had been built by ALL THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED, feeding us bull---- about how Muslims built this country, and nationalizing American industries. Fueled by George Soros' money and using the Air Force fleet as his personal charters, he appointed malcontents and traitors into positions of authority. He trashed the Constitution by installing "czars" (interesting he chose a title like that) to bypass Congressional authority. By that time, Congress was completely corrupt on both sides of the aisle. No one had the nerve to impeach this charlatan Obama.
Mysteriously, the lone outspoken conservative Supreme Court Justice Scalia suddenly dies in his sleep at an Obama pal's hunting lodge and the Supreme Court is evenly split. Finally, Congress shows some nerve and rejects Obama's Supreme Court Justice nomination. The Libertards aren't worried because the fix is in. Soros 'has paid' demonstrators to cause turmoil at 'all the Republican gatherings.' Obama concedes that illegal aliens should vote as they won't be prosecuted, and Soros-manufactured voting machines are caught switching votes in certain precincts. Hillary has cheated her way to the nomination and her lies are completely ignored by the brainwashed minions of sycophants who follow her.
But a shocking thing happened on the way to the forum.
Middle America had had enough and although the pollsters and the pipers tried to convince middle America not even to bother to vote, they were fed up with the denizens of the swamp. It was time. Florida was designated a "swing" state ignoring that all those old retirees living in St. Petersburg, and the fed up Cuban Americans of Miami weren't interested in their platform. Ohio and Pennsylvania , where coal production was blacklisted and where Obama had ridiculed them for "clinging to their Bibles and their guns," lay awaiting this supposed "landslide" Hillary vote,.... and creamed it.
The Socialist world of the Democratic Party disintegrated. An American who expressed unbridled love of country and respect for police, firemen, and military steamrolled across the heartland and the liberals realized their scheme was trashed. A CONSTITUTIONALIST would be nominated to the Supreme Court and if the old hag Ginsburg who'd claimed to retire if Trump were elected would actually retire and leave, the Supreme Court would have a massive majority of CONSTITUTIONALISTS for the next 40-50 years.
Now, the same party who'd ridiculed Trump on his comments about the election being rigged, started screaming that the election 'was' rigged. They even advocated having the election repeated. They created mobs that burned and pillaged, stopped traffic, threatened murder, battery and rape of Trump supporters, and became the anarchists that the socialist dream thrives upon. They run like castrated pigs for safe zones and use diaper pins as their national symbol.
This is exactly what happens when political correctness takes over and participation trophies are awarded to everyone. They can't conceive how disgusting and subservient they have become. Donald Trump may NOT be the best person for the job, but he's such a welcome respite from the candy-assed whimps who've been running the swamp that it's refreshing to see. At the very least, Donald Trump derailed the Socialist train and bought us precious time. If he only does half of what he's promised, we'll still be legions ahead of where Obama has dragged us. Already countries who held us in contempt are lining up to be found in the favor of America. Donald Trump has done more in his short time in the public eye..he prevented Hillary Clinton from becoming president!
So for you liberal lurkers and you half-assed fence-sitters, Tough----! You had your big hurrah and now your party is over. For you staunch Republicans in office, don't gloat so much yourselves You've been put on notice by the American people that we're fed up with ALL YOU BASTARDS and if you don't start putting America first, you do so at your own peril. You might want to buy a copy of George McGovern's autobiography and see how shocking and humbling it can be for a professional politician to have to try to find legitimate work once he falls from grace.
This election was pure, unadulterated AMERICAN. Hillary got beaten and AMERICA WON THE ELECTION. You can claim he's not "your president" all you want, but unless you 'forfeit' your American citizenship, ....
YES, HE IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!!!
Go cry a river some place they need water.
-
OK, put your coffee/favorite beverage down...
Then read this...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html)
Heh, do I love it when idiots get lit up! ::hysterical:: ::cool::
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/gogogophers_warren.png)
-
That's a great piece, rb. Where did you find it?
-
OK, put your coffee/favorite beverage down...
Then read this...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/elizabeth-warren-i-believe-in-science-t19892.html)
Heh, do I love it when idiots get lit up! ::hysterical:: ::cool::
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/gogogophers_warren.png)
Give her a nose ring and a rope...then hand the rope to George Soros...
-
Wonder how they would like this? Long but worth the read - nothing new though - Picture would not transfer
by George Roof, Chief Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired)
After Johnson "abdicated" rather than having his ass waxed, I lived through Nixon who was hawkish but allowed the generals (and there WERE a few real generals back then versus now) run the show. Nixon was so out of touch that he never knew North Vietnam was about to surrender when the Paris Accord was presented.
B-b-b-but the presstitutes and the rest of the Leftists blame only Nixon for Vietnam and all the lies? Heck, the newly released truth-film called "The Post" celebrates their brave assault against the worst POTUS ever! Hilarious, eh? Nobody was a bigger sack of scat during that time than LBJ!!!
Only God could help us after Gerald Ford was beaten by Jimmy 'Peanuts' Carter who'd been funded by Saudi money. The military was turned into Section 8 and even the Whitehouse suffered the austerity.
I can attest to that too, enlisted in the Navy just before Reagan election...morale was garbage. Carter wasn't intentionally malicious, he was just truly incompetent and surrounded himself with mirror images of himself. After that moron I actually thought "Well,
America won't be picking any more novices", how wrong was I?!
Then the light began to shine and Ronald Reagan swept into the fray. He not only loved the country and the military, they loved him back. Esprit d'corps was off the scale during his presidency.
Yeah, it was a sea-change...like emerging from the Dark Ages. But, too many holdovers from the Dark Ages to suit me trying to wait around for them to be purged, so I exited after one hitch and went to college instead. The 80's rocked...probably the best decade of my life.
Bush 1 was an enigma from the CIA and though he never did much either way, he NEVER DID MUCH EITHER WAY.
Hey, he listened to NeoCons and executed a half-assed campaign against Saddam, that's "something". I'm sure past Patriots like Patton and MacArthur rolled in their graves when we stopped short and let Saddam and his bastards stay in power! And Bush betrayed the Reagan Revolution, that is "something" I will never forgive.
Welcome to Bill Clinton. Clinton spent most of his two terms wagging the dog and creating the 'Oral' Office, sending a bomber to blow up Quaddafi's tent and killing a goat or two, while allowing the UN to set up the infamous Black Hawk Down situation. He made history by becoming only the second president to be impeached.
Yes, the first of the stinking hippee generation to ooze his way into high office...the most selfish and disingenous snake to enter the White House since LBJ...set the stage for the further disintigration of presidential character! And the Pubbies couldn't even bring themselves to convict this loathsome lying bastard! Little did everybody know this was the high water mark for a nominally competent Congress!
I actually felt sorry for Bush 2. He was doomed to infamy from the start. He thought most of America was still the rah rah patriots of WWII when they were 'simply socialists' waiting to feed him to the sharks.
No, I don't feel sorry for him. He was a mixed bag, the (shrug) best one could hope for in these pathetic times...and he recycled the NeoCons of his daddy and that idiotic Big Heart/Big Government that only "we" can manage better than "them" mindset that gives you that mixed bag...little thought applied to crap like NADA FISA et al if a total POS comes to power next. And he stayed silent in the wake of Hussein Tyranny only to pop off against Trump later on. Fvck him, just another betrayer of our heritage!
No one had the nerve to impeach this charlatan Obama.
The cowardice of the Pubbies going back to the beginning of the slide - the failure to impeach Clinton made this cowardice easy to see a mile off.
The fact that they stood by and did nothing to prevent the Leftists on Soros' payroll in the Obama Regime to target and destroy the Tea Party ought to tell you all you need to know about E-GOP usefulness!
This election was pure, unadulterated AMERICAN. Hillary got beaten and AMERICA WON THE ELECTION. You can claim he's not "your president" all you want, but unless you 'forfeit' your American citizenship, ....
YES, HE IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!!!
Go cry a river some place they need water.
Unfortunately the Leftists with E-GOP assistance are helping with DeepState operatives and Obama Regime leftovers, the press corpse and a partisan Mueller Gestapo to overthrow the election...and people aren't fighting back hard enough to stop this coup from succeeding. WTF?!
My two bits FWIW...
-
I'm sure past Patriots like Patton and MacArthur rolled in their graves when we stopped short.....
You may want to look up the Bonus Army before you get the warm and fuzzies about Patton and MacArthur.
-
I'm sure past Patriots like Patton and MacArthur rolled in their graves when we stopped short.....
You may want to look up the Bonus Army before you get the warm and fuzzies about Patton and MacArthur.
Indeed.
-
I'm sure past Patriots like Patton and MacArthur rolled in their graves when we stopped short.....
You may want to look up the Bonus Army before you get the warm and fuzzies about Patton and MacArthur.
Indeed.
Yeah, same as Shays Rebellion (and other outbreaks) that hurt Washington's reputation as this hurt MacArthur's & Patton's...but not as much as it hurt Hoover...pretty much ensured his defeat to FDR. Not interceding though probably wouldn't have helped his prospects though. Stupid to use active duty military against your own people, that's called crossing the Rubicon.
But to my point, I was referring to combat operations against an enemy...not ill-advised poor precedent-setting antics at home.
-
Stupid to use active duty military against your own people, that's called crossing the Rubicon.
It's also called setting a precedent. ::facepalm::
-
On a more hilarious note...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/369774-chelsea-clinton-wishes-the-church-of-satan-a-happy-new-year/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/369774-chelsea-clinton-wishes-the-church-of-satan-a-happy-new-year/)
Wow.
H/T - WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eeef4afa5fe80b6355b873107fa5403d503b11c2070643c287c50238716dbe41.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa50bdd69d59581a573f7fd3ce912730ac2e92965c1d7a4b59684c8d645c0f0c.gif)
::hysterical::
Yeah, that's about right!
-
OK, TPC is almost making me pee my pants laughing today!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/w3G5LKf.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-begins-jailing-muslims-starting-with-huma-weiner-t19893.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-begins-jailing-muslims-starting-with-huma-weiner-t19893.html)
::hysterical::
(https://i.imgur.com/cFAeKbb.jpg)
(https://chiefdonaldtrump.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trump-firing-pistol-gif.gif)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-s-button-is-bigger-than-rocket-man-s-t19894.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-s-button-is-bigger-than-rocket-man-s-t19894.html)
::laughonfloor::
::cool::
-
Yo, dat shyt be funny!
https://twitter.com/nbc/status/950172700625915904
Orca Winfraud!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Do it! Seeing how the Prog politico's react could be hilarious!
Talk about a dumpster fire!!!
::popcorn::
PS - It is said after her meandering spewing that got all the Hollyweird Progs crotches wet...she was escorted backstage by her bodyguard. Umm, bodyguard? Why would the most popular Prog on the planet surrounded by her adoring masses need a bodyguard in that venue? Is this dude armed? If so, why? Progs don't like people with guns, period. I thought that was a slam-dunk undeniable rule of Progs? Whats up with that? Two-faced hypocrite! Elitist much?!
Just another typical lying POS Prog...
-
This is almost as funny as that crap above...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic19898.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic19898.html)
Maher...typical schmuck...
-
This is almost as funny as that crap above...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic19898.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/topic19898.html)
Maher...typical schmuck...
He's a special kind of asshole.
-
Yo, dat shyt be funny!
https://twitter.com/nbc/status/950172700625915904 (https://twitter.com/nbc/status/950172700625915904)
Orca Winfraud!!!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Do it! Seeing how the Prog politico's react could be hilarious!
Talk about a dumpster fire!!!
::popcorn::
PS - It is said after her meandering spewing that got all the Hollyweird Progs crotches wet...she was escorted backstage by her bodyguard. Umm, bodyguard? Why would the most popular Prog on the planet surrounded by her adoring masses need a bodyguard in that venue? Is this dude armed? If so, why? Progs don't like people with guns, period. I thought that was a slam-dunk undeniable rule of Progs? Whats up with that? Two-faced hypocrite! Elitist much?!
Just another typical lying POS Prog...
::siren:: Orca Winfraud Update! ::siren::
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-08-at-12.32.36-PM.png)
Yeah...of course you are, Willamena...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d048137e5c25b6dc6994a9ead8a76dec77d2a645f859bf1dd3d3654aa8273bd6.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35de704a2345a185fbdd401b4dcc0766777ba933b5ab559a844723b8366932c3.jpg)
Heh, God Bless James Woods!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTCVWJFUMAA8n8b.jpg)
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/950423731955933184/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/950423731955933184/photo/1)
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/950423731955933184/photo/1
Golden Globes? I always figured Orca's globes to be of the mocha chocolate hue.
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/950423731955933184/photo/1
Golden Globes? I always figured Orca's globes to be of the mocha chocolate hue.
Oh honey, it must cost lots of gold to get close to her globes.
-
YES HARPO for POTUS!!!!!!!! Please run her ass!!
-
"I don't identify as me!"
https://youtu.be/ZBdnyrzq96s (https://youtu.be/ZBdnyrzq96s)
-
Heh. Never tire of mocking progs...it's the closest thing to beating them with clubs like they were baby seals. :D
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/950423731955933184/photo/1
Golden Globes? I always figured Orca's globes to be of the mocha chocolate hue.
Oh honey, it must cost lots of gold to get close to her globes.
I'm glad I wasn't in the middle of an adult beverage while reading that. ::laughonfloor::
-
Mrs. Hughes Live at the Ice House
Comedy
https://youtu.be/jWrj9TaA0Mc (https://youtu.be/jWrj9TaA0Mc)
-
Heh! I like Doc, one of the better long-time ZHer -
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-11/paul-craig-roberts-fears-another-step-towards-armageddon#comment-10987205 (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-11/paul-craig-roberts-fears-another-step-towards-armageddon#comment-10987205)
Dr. Engali Jan 12, 2018 12:26 AM Permalink
Damn! I just got a doom porn woody! Come on baby, I don’t want to die a 54 year old divorced farther of three virgin! According to Paul this might be our last night on earth together. Give it up baby, let’s put this doom woody to good use.
::laughonfloor::
Another is Boris...has a good one on his Twitter page -
More Boris 🔹 Retweeted zerohedge
Boris is please to announce "Alatovkrapkoin" - new crypto currency with most impressive security feature. Just remember what day you are purchase Alatovkrapkoin because Boris must recall what jacket pocket is put cash.
https://twitter.com/BorisAlatovkrap (https://twitter.com/BorisAlatovkrap)
Heh!
And this whole thread is just hilarious!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/how-to-beat-the-cis-culture-by-making-up-prog-words-t19905.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/how-to-beat-the-cis-culture-by-making-up-prog-words-t19905.html)
::hysterical::
-
Older men at the range...
! No longer available (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-qBFRqCDK6o#)
-
Older men at the range...
! No longer available (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-qBFRqCDK6o#)
I wish I could do that or even close.
-
Older men at the range...
! No longer available (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-qBFRqCDK6o#)
::bows::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/96/4a/EugUJeEm_o.jpg)
Yup.
Men and women -
(https://images2.imgbox.com/d8/3d/2edwkB6D_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/46/hOg8mfbL_o.png)
::rolllaughing::
-
Still a classic.
-
Heh.
And yesterdays typical performance is but the second worst drubbing in Viqueens lore...
NFC Championship: N.Y. Giants 41, Minnesota 0 at Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey, January 14, 2001
Blow outs and close loss choke outs, nobody does it better! They should be listed among the universal constants with death and taxes...
::hysterical::
-
I believe that's where the above meme originated from.
Heh. Vox said the game was very Denny Green like.
-
(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FTTnDdY0.jpg&key=ya6d5GOf9yuPBWqmyH4lxA&w=800&h=537)
::rolllaughing::
-
Being a spinster in this age takes work...she makes it look easy!
::laughonfloor::
-
Yikes, another one!
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-20-at-7-46-38-pm.png)
::exitstageleft::
-
Yikes, another one!
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-20-at-7-46-38-pm.png)
::exitstageleft::
Right now your face is my worst nightmare. I can't see your privates but I can see your face.
-
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/fbi-adds-new-position-official-paramour-t19926.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/fbi-adds-new-position-official-paramour-t19926.html)
::laughonfloor::
-
OK, this might be one of the most hilarious things I've seen!
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-23/dumb-and-schumer (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-23/dumb-and-schumer)
::laughonfloor::
-
OK, this might be one of the most hilarious things I've seen!
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-23/dumb-and-schumer (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-23/dumb-and-schumer)
::laughonfloor::
::rolllaughing:: ::bows::
-
If you want to lead a happy life, Boulder, Colorado, it seems, is the place to be – because it was named as the happiest city in the U.S. last October. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5315457/Rhode-Island-Connecticut-Illinois-worst-states.html)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/14/13/sfOHrv5Z_o.gif)
What Prog droppings! They let the cat out of the bag with that line for sure. Yeah, pick a libiot bastion surrounding a libiot university in a state rife with potheads and tree-huggers!
Happiest!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/28/45/cJhjTRxy_o.gif)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/5c/e4/476q3Zxs_o.jpg)
-
Sua Sponte • 25 minutes ago
Yeah, that right there is the poster boy for atomic wedgies, stolen lunch money, and being shoved in lockers.....Not saying he's ever sucked a dick but I'm pretty sure he's held quite a few in his mouth...."While a student at Columbia, he worked for The New York Times as a copy boy"....*wink wink*....*nudge nudge*....*knowhatimean*....
https://www.weaselzippers.us/372503-nikki-haley-slams-michael-wolff-for-spreading-offensive-rumor-of-infidelity-with-trump/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/372503-nikki-haley-slams-michael-wolff-for-spreading-offensive-rumor-of-infidelity-with-trump/)
Scroll down in comments for pic!
::hysterical::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/02/30/dwAe8YE3_o.jpg)
Heh!
-
Sua Sponte • 25 minutes ago
Yeah, that right there is the poster boy for atomic wedgies, stolen lunch money, and being shoved in lockers.....Not saying he's ever sucked a dick but I'm pretty sure he's held quite a few in his mouth...."While a student at Columbia, he worked for The New York Times as a copy boy"....*wink wink*....*nudge nudge*....*knowhatimean*....
https://www.weaselzippers.us/372503-nikki-haley-slams-michael-wolff-for-spreading-offensive-rumor-of-infidelity-with-trump/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/372503-nikki-haley-slams-michael-wolff-for-spreading-offensive-rumor-of-infidelity-with-trump/)
Scroll down in comments for pic!
::hysterical::
Yes he has.
-
(http://cdn.lifebru.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/05125036/blonde-snow-joke-660x400_15151854221945.jpg)
"Uhh...hi. Can I help?"
:D
-
(http://cdn.lifebru.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/05125036/blonde-snow-joke-660x400_15151854221945.jpg)
"Uhh...hi. Can I help?"
:D
Brainless twit can bail he own ass out.
-
OK John, have it your way...I'll fall on that grenade.
-
OK John, have it your way...I'll fall on that grenade.
It's all yours be sure the wife doesn't see this playboy.
-
Love this guy... ***NSFW - COARSE LANGUAGE***
! No longer available (http://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ocs5O2Gu7BU#)
-
Ohhhh, him! I like him too. 'Specially the "mansplaining", as he said.
-
All I see is PB's nefarious 3rd party hosting bullsplatter.
Man I am glad I abandoned those idjits!
-
Probably the funniest PJW video since he took on Feminist Music. ::rolllaughing::
-
This is why aliens won't talk to us!
-
Jeepers, some of those images!
(https://images3.imgbox.com/03/43/jDd4eU5q_o.gif)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/03/33/R3QgOGZh_o.gif)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/52/3f/APARRPdi_o.jpg)
-
This is why aliens won't talk to us!
(https://images3.imgbox.com/42/f3/FkkUjGKz_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/5c/e4/476q3Zxs_o.jpg)
-
(https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/APP-021318-Trump-Obama-Weed-Killer-Portraitx-1.jpg)
-
This Sanders/Woods tag team is pretty potent!
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/02/facebook-vp-ads-slams-liberal-medias-coverage-russia/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/02/facebook-vp-ads-slams-liberal-medias-coverage-russia/)
::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup::
-
Big Don
https://youtu.be/w7I_y5qCUPc (https://youtu.be/w7I_y5qCUPc)
-
Big Don
https://youtu.be/w7I_y5qCUPc (https://youtu.be/w7I_y5qCUPc)
Good one
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4df0657bbf32860c66d18d186b22203ff32b1f5d44caa97e265c4a69c5199977.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Brit with British way of expressing opinions:
http://www.patcondell.net/a-word-to-the-google-feminists/ (http://www.patcondell.net/a-word-to-the-google-feminists/)
-
Brit with British way of expressing opinions:
http://www.patcondell.net/a-word-to-the-google-feminists/ (http://www.patcondell.net/a-word-to-the-google-feminists/)
Pat is a treasure...we've linked him here, oh I am guessing several dozen times! ::thumbsup::
"social justice bedwetters"
"pussyheads"
"fragile buttercups"
"emotional and intellectual cripples"
"dickless wonders"
"privileged silicon valley safe spaces"
"scum-sucking social justice halfwit"
"feminists?" (snort!)
::thumbsup::
-
The Oscars, renamed the Harveys...
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gold-harvey-weinstein-casting-couch-appears-oscars-venue-1089878 (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gold-harvey-weinstein-casting-couch-appears-oscars-venue-1089878)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/3f/20/NTdCx0XB_o.jpg)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/55/f8/6g0s7xtd_o.jpg)
Heh.
And since it's pick on th' Irish Day...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/6a/38/n6vukue1_o.jpg)
'ave an 'nother pint! ::beertoast::
-
Kosovo opposition party gets testy in parliament.
https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/976457586772934656 (https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/976457586772934656)
I'm sure the rat-bastard commies in congress are already considering this.
-
Kosovo opposition party gets testy in parliament.
https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/976457586772934656 (https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/976457586772934656)
I'm sure the rat-bastard commies in congress are already considering this.
...gas first...then shoot...
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/03/19/democrat-suggests-second-amendment-remedy-vs-trump.html (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/03/19/democrat-suggests-second-amendment-remedy-vs-trump.html)
...survivors get a railcar trip to a slave labor camp or a mass grave...
-
(https://imgur.com/xP9WZ3r.jpg)
H/T Aesop (http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2018/03/national-education-association-call.html).
-
Heh!
Wait a sec...these are the same morons who will be taking care of us in our final years?
::facepalm::
We're gonna get made into crackers! ::speechless::
::exitstageleft::
-
Heh!
Wait a sec...these are the same morons who will be taking care of us in our final years?
::facepalm::
We're gonna get made into crackers! ::speechless::
::exitstageleft::
Soylent Green.
-
Heh!
Wait a sec...these are the same morons who will be taking care of us in our final years?
::facepalm::
We're gonna get made into crackers! ::speechless::
::exitstageleft::
Soylent Green.
I hope they are stamped "Bite Me!"
-
Heh!
Wait a sec...these are the same morons who will be taking care of us in our final years?
::facepalm::
We're gonna get made into crackers! ::speechless::
::exitstageleft::
Soylent Green.
I hope they are stamped "Bite Me!"
Aged Soylent Gray
-
More like Aged Soylent Carbs.
Ewww, I grossed myself out.
-
Heh!
Wait a sec...these are the same morons who will be taking care of us in our final years?
::facepalm::
We're gonna get made into crackers! ::speechless::
::exitstageleft::
Soylent Green.
I hope they are stamped "Bite Me!"
::laughonfloor::
_____________
@ Libertas: Too late. They've already made us into crackers--white crackers.
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/4d/66/OntOcm8g_o.jpg)
Heh! Good kitteh!
::cool::
-
Hey, it's eat or be eaten.
-
International Women’s Day
https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI (https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI)
-
Via IMAO.US
The dumbest gun control argument ever
https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc (https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc)
So Guns self-propagate, thrive on NRA treats , attack people on their own, and there are certain guns ( those which apparently appear outside of the safe confines of someone else's house) which are far more dangerous than others, but not in the obvious way that say, cheetahs are more dangerous than house cats, and therefore, we should not allow people to own large predator cats by buying them at Petsmart.
The left always tries to frame the debat using BS analogies, but I haven't seen one this bad since ... sea kittens
http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/ (http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/)
and no. the plushie is no longer available. Damn them.
-
International Women’s Day
https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI (https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI)
::laughonfloor::
-
::falldownshocked:: I had no idea they were so unhappy. ::whatgives::
-
Via IMAO.US
The dumbest gun control argument ever
https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc (https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc)
::puke::
It's not about guns. It's about control.
We're being trained.
-
::puke:: ::puke:: ::puke::
Three pukes for Felonia von Pantsuit!!
Shillary telling the Republican party it has a problem and how to fix it.
One more: ::puke::
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5760765150001/?#sp=show-clips (http://video.foxnews.com/v/5760765150001/?#sp=show-clips)
-
P.M.S. !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lKdYQkMW4&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lKdYQkMW4&feature=youtu.be)
-
::puke:: ::puke:: ::puke::
Three pukes for Felonia von Pantsuit!!
Shillary telling the Republican party it has a problem and how to fix it.
One more: ::puke::
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5760765150001/?#sp=show-clips (http://video.foxnews.com/v/5760765150001/?#sp=show-clips)
That crap coming from the most easily purchased Cun+wad ever to run for public office!!
::puke:: ::puke::
-
This is hilarious.... from the sidebar at AoSHQ... Drunk Norm MacDonald loves him some tranny's... except the ones who are serial killers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0jiAv6IVQ
-
International Women’s Day
https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI (https://youtu.be/UCftJ8Hf0kI)
OMG that was fabulous!
::bows::
-
Via IMAO.US
The dumbest gun control argument ever
https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc (https://youtu.be/WxwPcUh97oc)
So Guns self-propagate, thrive on NRA treats , attack people on their own, and there are certain guns ( those which apparently appear outside of the safe confines of someone else's house) which are far more dangerous than others, but not in the obvious way that say, cheetahs are more dangerous than house cats, and therefore, we should not allow people to own large predator cats by buying them at Petsmart.
The left always tries to frame the debat using BS analogies, but I haven't seen one this bad since ... sea kittens
http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/ (http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/)
and no. the plushie is no longer available. Damn them.
WTF?! That has to be the worst analogy in recorded history!
Only a tide-pod eating moron could think that makes any sense!
-
P.M.S. !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lKdYQkMW4&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lKdYQkMW4&feature=youtu.be)
::rolllaughing::
-
This is hilarious.... from the sidebar at AoSHQ... Drunk Norm MacDonald loves him some tranny's... except the ones who are serial killers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0jiAv6IVQ
I watched this one last night and in the course of replying logged myself out. :o
Seems to me this is totally attributable to decades of heavy substance abuse...I wouldn't be surprised if Norm's body is discovered one day in a seedy Bangkok hotel room...
-
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/03/Vader-Philanthropist.jpeg)
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://192.168.1.71:8585/Test6/images/interesting.jpg)
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZpSvxIVAAAKOv8.jpg)
-
Its the end of this thread as we know it?
-
Its the end of this thread as we know it?
I need mind bleach cause I can't even think about it. ::puke::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/b6/b0/8P1Q3LWm_o.jpg)
On the serious side of TidePod ingesting and condom-snorting...
A new survey has found that a third of young millennials in the U.S. aren’t convinced the Earth is actually round. The national poll reveals that 18 to 24-year-olds are the largest group in the country who refuse to accept the scientific facts of the world’s shape.
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/05/millennials-flat-earth-survey/ (http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/05/millennials-flat-earth-survey/)
If the future of us all lay in the hands of our youth...we are FUBAR!
::unknowncomic::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9744154d80bff16f3629433d94ee0beec3d132238948b3d3b03a22669690aad7.jpg)
In the 60's too!
::thumbsup::
-
Yeah, on a two wheeler in shorts and no shoes
-
Yeah, on a two wheeler in shorts and no shoes
Same in the 50's
-
I don't think anyone actually did a ramp on a big wheel, but the banana seated bike for sure.
-
http://www.wnd.com/2018/04/facebook-to-diamond-and-silk-youre-unsafe-to-community/ (http://www.wnd.com/2018/04/facebook-to-diamond-and-silk-youre-unsafe-to-community/)
WASHINGTON — Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, also known as the hilarious duo of Diamond and Silk noticed about six months ago that their popular Facebook page was dropping in engagement.
Fans who “liked” the page were no longer receiving notifications of new content.
So they persistently wrote to and called Facebook to find out why.
“Finally,” they posted on their page this weekend, “after several emails, chats, phone calls, appeals, beating around the bush, lies and giving us the run around, Facebook gave us another bogus reason.”
On Thursday, Facebook officially responded in writing with this statement: “The Policy team has came (sic) to the conclusion that your content and your brand has been determined unsafe to the community.”
“Yep, this was FB conclusion after 6 months, 29 days, 5 hours, 40 minutes and 43 seconds,” they wrote. “Oh, and guess what else Facebook said: ‘This decision is final and it is not appealable in any way.”
Nevertheless, Diamond and Silk still have a few question they posted publicly to Mark Zucherberg, the founder and chief executive officer of Facebook. Here they are:
1. What is unsafe about two Blk-women supporting the President Donald J. Trump?
2. Our FB page has been created since December 2014, when exactly did the content and the brand become unsafe to the community?
3. When you say “community” are you referring to the Millions who liked and followed our page?
4. What content on our page was in violation?
5. If our content and brand was so unsafe to the community, why is the option for us to boost our content and spend money with FB to enhance our brand page still available? Maybe FB should give us a refund since FB censored our reach.
6. Lastly, didn’t FB violate their own policy when FB stopped sending notifications to the Millions of people who liked and followed our brand page?
Diamond and Silk shot to fame after the Drudge Report linked to several of their videos and they made appearances with then-candidate Trump on the campaign trail in 2016. They make regular appearances on radio and personal appearances are sold out.
-
I don't think anyone actually did a ramp on a big wheel, but the banana seated bike for sure.
Big wheel came later for me, was more of my little sister's age group. We shot our banana-seated bikes and 10-speeds off wood and brick ramps, off dirt mounds, whatever we could fashion. Some of these kids went on to have kids of their own...which proved there was no permanent damage done despite our best efforts.
Same for sleds and such...life wasn't worth living if we weren't doing something stupid and dangerous.
-
http://www.wnd.com/2018/04/facebook-to-diamond-and-silk-youre-unsafe-to-community/ (http://www.wnd.com/2018/04/facebook-to-diamond-and-silk-youre-unsafe-to-community/)
WASHINGTON — Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, also known as the hilarious duo of Diamond and Silk noticed about six months ago that their popular Facebook page was dropping in engagement.
Fans who “liked” the page were no longer receiving notifications of new content.
So they persistently wrote to and called Facebook to find out why.
“Finally,” they posted on their page this weekend, “after several emails, chats, phone calls, appeals, beating around the bush, lies and giving us the run around, Facebook gave us another bogus reason.”
On Thursday, Facebook officially responded in writing with this statement: “The Policy team has came (sic) to the conclusion that your content and your brand has been determined unsafe to the community.”
“Yep, this was FB conclusion after 6 months, 29 days, 5 hours, 40 minutes and 43 seconds,” they wrote. “Oh, and guess what else Facebook said: ‘This decision is final and it is not appealable in any way.”
Nevertheless, Diamond and Silk still have a few question they posted publicly to Mark Zucherberg, the founder and chief executive officer of Facebook. Here they are:
1. What is unsafe about two Blk-women supporting the President Donald J. Trump?
2. Our FB page has been created since December 2014, when exactly did the content and the brand become unsafe to the community?
3. When you say “community” are you referring to the Millions who liked and followed our page?
4. What content on our page was in violation?
5. If our content and brand was so unsafe to the community, why is the option for us to boost our content and spend money with FB to enhance our brand page still available? Maybe FB should give us a refund since FB censored our reach.
6. Lastly, didn’t FB violate their own policy when FB stopped sending notifications to the Millions of people who liked and followed our brand page?
Diamond and Silk shot to fame after the Drudge Report linked to several of their videos and they made appearances with then-candidate Trump on the campaign trail in 2016. They make regular appearances on radio and personal appearances are sold out.
As usual their sin was in escaping the DemonRat Plantation and reveling in Free America and rubbing DemonRats faces in it by encouraging others to do the same.
Facebook/BigBrother didn't like that.
Hopefully, given their present troubles...that platform dies a necessary death.
It isn't the only platform deserving that fate.
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaNy1lyU0AEkwCx.jpg:large)
-
AMEN!!
-
(http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/TEASER-This-road-sign-does-not-look-rihgt.jpg)
http://americandigest.org/wp/victor-davis-hanson-is-driving-the-roads-of-california-in-his-brand-new-2018-schdenfreunde/ (http://americandigest.org/wp/victor-davis-hanson-is-driving-the-roads-of-california-in-his-brand-new-2018-schdenfreunde/)
-
Yeah, on a two wheeler in shorts and no shoes
Same in the 50's
Yeah, I meant 50's. My 60's were graduate HS, Nam, marriage, local riots, move the hell away
-
Yeah, on a two wheeler in shorts and no shoes
Same in the 50's
Yeah, I meant 50's. My 60's were graduate HS, Nam, marriage, local riots, move the hell away
Similar, grad HS, philippines, marriage, elsewhere, Nam...no local riots.
-
I just watched a movie on Amazon Prime, The Florida Project. Most about a bunch of kids in a low rent FL motel. The free range kids mostly had a blast. They didn't know they were supposed to be miserable.
-
I don't think anyone actually did a ramp on a big wheel, but the banana seated bike for sure.
Big wheel came later for me, was more of my little sister's age group. We shot our banana-seated bikes and 10-speeds off wood and brick ramps, off dirt mounds, whatever we could fashion. Some of these kids went on to have kids of their own...which proved there was no permanent damage done despite our best efforts.
Same for sleds and such...life wasn't worth living if we weren't doing something stupid and dangerous.
One advantage to having a brother nine years older than me was that I got to skip some of the preliminaries and get right into the motorized mayhem. My brother introduced us younger kids to mini bikes, dirt bikes, and then street bikes.
I remember riding a cast-off mini bike that I managed to get running again (I always had a knack for motors). Thing had no brakes and I had no money to fix. So I rode it anyway, stopping it Fred Flinstone style.
The cool thing about motor sports is that, the fast you go, the faster you wanna go. I figured out how to defeat the throttle limiter and made that thing scream! Naturally all good things must come to an end and mine came when a car pulled out in front of me and I flew into a stand of trees.
Good times!
-
I don't think anyone actually did a ramp on a big wheel, but the banana seated bike for sure.
Big wheel came later for me, was more of my little sister's age group. We shot our banana-seated bikes and 10-speeds off wood and brick ramps, off dirt mounds, whatever we could fashion. Some of these kids went on to have kids of their own...which proved there was no permanent damage done despite our best efforts.
Same for sleds and such...life wasn't worth living if we weren't doing something stupid and dangerous.
One advantage to having a brother nine years older than me was that I got to skip some of the preliminaries and get right into the motorized mayhem. My brother introduced us younger kids to mini bikes, dirt bikes, and then street bikes.
I remember riding a cast-off mini bike that I managed to get running again (I always had a knack for motors). Thing had no brakes and I had no money to fix. So I rode it anyway, stopping it Fred Flinstone style.
The cool thing about motor sports is that, the fast you go, the faster you wanna go. I figured out how to defeat the throttle limiter and made that thing scream! Naturally all good things must come to an end and mine came when a car pulled out in front of me and I flew into a stand of trees.
Good times!
Heh! Reminds me of when I was like 10 or 11, buddy got one of those cheesy little no gear box jobbies. I would tease him about driving it like a girl. On my turn on a oval track we rode in an open field that had two levels I drove that sucker at top speed, which was about 30mph solo, got it airborne clearing a couple feet, landed on the back tire and let the front come down and came to a soft stop. I looked at him with a look that said "that's how ya do that". Needless to say that was the last time he let me ride it.
It was worth it. Good times. ;D
-
Why, just last night....
Lee Whitnum dragged off stage at Brookfield Democratic Town Committee Gubernatorial forum
https://youtu.be/YUH9wLrONHs (https://youtu.be/YUH9wLrONHs)
Demorattic Gov Malloy spent Connecticut into the trash. He's not running again so he can let someone else clean up his mess.
Lots and lots of people running on both sides. This Whitnum person didn't have enough support but decided she'd be part of this debate anyway.
3 officers dragged her off the stage.
-
They are all such children...and what a way to treat a woman, Dems?! ::hysterical::
Of course if she was not white...it would have been harder...they would have to wait for a couple black female cops to show up...
-
Conn. is so desperate for money that they are trying anything to get it in any way they can. My nephew is an electrician and the state sent him a letter telling him that "if he has done any side work" this is a good time to declare it and pay his taxes on the income. As If anybody will turn themselves in. I told my nephew to burn the letter.
-
Burn..or run through the backside validation slot!
-
H/T - WZ via IOTW
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c2a0eee4c9cb7fba1ad9428e13870a8941157c4d4b4ebf24940dea05f017418.jpg)
Heh, a new meaning for "s h i t h o l e !
::hysterical::
-
More giggles?
OK, found this at WZ's -
(https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/mark-zuckerberg-robot-failure-repair-needed-congress-testimony-gif-animation.gif)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/93/00/BAEi5PQ8_o.gif)
-
Libiots...
::)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/02/3c/qUYeV8Dg_o.jpg)
-
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
She only gotz that 'un just in case someone might be crazy enough to have "relations" with her. >>>>>>> ::unknowncomic::
-
Video shows ex-Clinton aide in profanity-laced confrontation with cops
Port Authority commissioner swears at police officers
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/25/video-shows-ex-clinton-aide-in-profanity-laced-confrontation-with-cops.html (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/25/video-shows-ex-clinton-aide-in-profanity-laced-confrontation-with-cops.html)
These guys should get hazardous duty pay sometimes. I'd have been tempted... ::asskicking::
-
Anybody pull the "do you know who I am?" BS on me would get a "Yes, I do. It's why I will kick your ass twice!".
::asskicking:: ::asskicking::
-
Showing off for the kids got her unemployed. For the record she was a bitch long before this happened.
-
For the record she was a bitch long before this happened.
That sort of thing doesn't usually happen over night.
-
Telling cops how many of the 1% you have in the car is not the best way to get on their good side.
They know the dash cam is on and play real nice while she doesn't seem to know she is on camera.
Towing the car for expired registration gets you towed in NJ?
Check out this news piece from IL.
https://reason.com/archives/2018/04/25/chicago-debt-impound-cars-innocent
Chicago Is Trying to Pay Down Its Debt by Impounding Innocent People’s Cars
How a uniquely punitive city impound program combined with the drug war and asset forfeiture to deprive people of their vehicles for years at a time.
C.J. Ciaramella | April 25, 2018
On June 21, 2016, Chicago police pulled Spencer Byrd over for a broken turn signal. Byrd says his signal wasn't broken, but that detail would soon be the least of his worries. Ever since, Byrd has been trapped in one of the city's most confusing bureaucratic mazes, deprived of his car and his ability to work. He now owes the city thousands of dollars for the pleasure.
Byrd, 50, lives in Harvey, Illinois, a corrupt, crime-ridden town south of Chicago where more than 35 percent of the populace lives below the poverty line. He's a carpenter by trade, but until the traffic stop, he had a side gig as an auto mechanic. Byrd says he's been fixing cars "ever since I was 16 years old and blew my first motor." Sometimes he did service calls and would give clients rides when he couldn't repair their cars on the spot.
On this early summer night, Byrd was giving a client, a man he says he had never met before, a ride in his Cadillac DeVille. Police pulled both of them out of the car and searched them. Byrd was clean, but in his passenger's pocket was a bag of heroin the size of a tennis ball.
...
"Moving forward there will be no more free rides, debt scofflaws will be found and they will pay what they owe the City," Emanuel announced in 2011 when unveiling his first city budget.
...
Emanuel also precipitously raised the fines for unlawful drugs in a vehicle, from $500 to $2,000—$3,000 if the car is within 500 feet of a school. Littering, drag racing, playing music too loud, and possessing graffiti materials or illegal fireworks also all became impoundable offenses that carried similarly steep fines. Over the last 12 months the city issued $15,000 in impound fines for playing music too loud, according to city data.
...
(https://media.reason.com/mc/psuderman/2018_04/byrd.JPG?h=233&w=310)
...
A month later, Cook County Circuit Court Judge Margarita Kulys-Hoffman granted Byrd's motion over the objections of the state attorney's office. She ordered the Chicago Police Department to release Byrd's car.
However, when Byrd went to the Chicago Police Department, judge's order in hand, a strange thing happened. The city refused to release it, telling him he first had to pay the fines and fees that had been accumulating under Chicago's municipal code since June.
...
-
Quick money for the city that is lost even quicker by putting him on welfare. Brilliant!
-
Living in a Progfested s h I t h o l e is a sign of mental deficiency.
-
Towing the car for expired registration gets you towed in NJ?
It had out-of-state plates on it.
-
Doesn't matter, expired reg you're walking home.
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
VA's about the same as MN then, we have to certify each year(s) when we apply for new decal. I missed it once,....had to pay for being stupid.
I definately make sure the insurance is always current....the VA Uninsured Motorist fund is way more costly then insurance.
-
Same in NC, pretty much. Inspection required before renewing plates (and paying property tax) every year.
-
Forgive me if you've seen this: Conservative Comes Out
https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk (https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk)
Why does it feel like it's not so far from reality?
-
Forgive me if you've seen this: Conservative Comes Out
https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk (https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk)
Why does it feel like it's not so far from reality?
Cause it's not.
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
VA's about the same as MN then, we have to certify each year(s) when we apply for new decal. I missed it once,....had to pay for being stupid.
I definately make sure the insurance is always current....the VA Uninsured Motorist fund is way more costly then insurance.
I'll show you stupid. I bought the tags but it was raining so I did not put them right away. They were in the glove box. I came out from a restaurant and saw the ticket for expired tags. What a maroon
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
VA's about the same as MN then, we have to certify each year(s) when we apply for new decal. I missed it once,....had to pay for being stupid.
I definately make sure the insurance is always current....the VA Uninsured Motorist fund is way more costly then insurance.
I'll show you stupid. I bought the tags but it was raining so I did not put them right away. They were in the glove box. I came out from a restaurant and saw the ticket for expired tags. What a maroon
::falldownshocked:: ::doh:: ::gaah:: ::pullhair:: ::outrage:: ::oldman:: ::outrage:: ::laughonfloor::
-
I bought tabs at the end of the month thinking that, even though I was pushing it, I would be legal. Not so. I got about three blocks from the License bureau and got stopped. The cop asked me the stupid "you know why you're being stopped?" and I got to truthfully say "No, not a clue!"
He said my tabs were expired and I laughed and replied "How can that be! It isn't the end of the month yet."
Washington state now figures them to the day, not just the month. Mine had expired on the 25th of the month! Fortunately I showed him my freshly purchased tabs and he let my affix them with a stern warning (what a load of shiite!)
The ding you $325 here for expired tabs.
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
VA's about the same as MN then, we have to certify each year(s) when we apply for new decal. I missed it once,....had to pay for being stupid.
I definately make sure the insurance is always current....the VA Uninsured Motorist fund is way more costly then insurance.
I'll show you stupid. I bought the tags but it was raining so I did not put them right away. They were in the glove box. I came out from a restaurant and saw the ticket for expired tags. What a maroon
ooooh! that's a good one...am sure that cost a shekel or two,
My worst experience with Auto Tags happened three years ago, Wife and I hopped into truck, rode down to local farmers market,
did some shopping, then pulled out on main drag...and pulled into the local Sheetz. I am pumping gas and this dude comes over to
me and says..."you know you don't have any tags on that truck" I ran back, checked the rear...no tag. Front the same. Had to
figure out a back roads to get home....then call police. Still had to pay.. I have lock bolts on the tags now...lol
-
Forgive me if you've seen this: Conservative Comes Out
https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk (https://youtu.be/IkL4lVMJqDk)
Why does it feel like it's not so far from reality?
Cause it's not.
The TidePods were a nice touch.
-
In MN we have plates with tags that have to be added every year by a certain month. I have gotten nailed. I recall it is $30 ticket. No more. Driving w/o prood of insurance may require you to send it proof of insurance after the fact.
NJ sounds like a police state.
VA's about the same as MN then, we have to certify each year(s) when we apply for new decal. I missed it once,....had to pay for being stupid.
I definately make sure the insurance is always current....the VA Uninsured Motorist fund is way more costly then insurance.
I'll show you stupid. I bought the tags but it was raining so I did not put them right away. They were in the glove box. I came out from a restaurant and saw the ticket for expired tags. What a maroon
ooooh! that's a good one...am sure that cost a shekel or two,
My worst experience with Auto Tags happened three years ago, Wife and I hopped into truck, rode down to local farmers market,
did some shopping, then pulled out on main drag...and pulled into the local Sheetz. I am pumping gas and this dude comes over to
me and says..."you know you don't have any tags on that truck" I ran back, checked the rear...no tag. Front the same. Had to
figure out a back roads to get home....then call police. Still had to pay.. I have lock bolts on the tags now...lol
What does all this have in common?
Money and power...same as always.
They run out of one they are effed...they run out of two...that'll be a glorious day. :D
-
I've had nightmares that make more sense than this!
https://youtu.be/E9eAshaPvYw (https://youtu.be/E9eAshaPvYw)
The Death of Stalin - Trailer
What a priceless line. SO many applications!
-
I've had nightmares that make more sense than this!
https://youtu.be/E9eAshaPvYw (https://youtu.be/E9eAshaPvYw)
The Death of Stalin - Trailer
What a priceless line. SO many applications!
Yeah, like communism in general. Makes about as much sense as a hen a rootin'.
SPOILER ALERT: Stalin dies. :o
-
That movie is definitely worth a watch.
-
Damn, no quit to the stupid kids do...eating Tide Pods, snorting condoms not enough...now there is The Deodorant Challenge and the special joy of burned flesh.
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
?
-
Wth? No link?
-
Patience my Queen...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/384262-new-craze-after-eating-tide-pods-and-snorting-condoms-the-deodorant-challenge/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/384262-new-craze-after-eating-tide-pods-and-snorting-condoms-the-deodorant-challenge/)
-
Here's something both funny visually and because he set one favored tribe against another...
(http://media.graytvinc.com/images/810*750/pinatas+MPLS.jpg)
http://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Pinata-maker-apologizes-for-hanging-black-figures-by-cords-482065521.html (http://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Pinata-maker-apologizes-for-hanging-black-figures-by-cords-482065521.html)
I assume those suckers will get beat with sticks later...more triggering!
::hysterical::
Somehow this seems kinda related...
https://youtu.be/wC4S2RwcAFE (https://youtu.be/wC4S2RwcAFE)
::rolllaughing::
-
Hope this catches on...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8947513e056db6cb52a10467bfba112dd21a1ec36d413a255577f53b37fd8743.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
http://dailycaller.com/2018/05/09/tucker-carlson-eric-schneiderman-hypocrisy/ (http://dailycaller.com/2018/05/09/tucker-carlson-eric-schneiderman-hypocrisy/)
-
“Somewhere tonight Eric Schneiderman is marinating in his shame, probably unshaven and alone. His career is over, he faces years of potential legal action. He is a broken man, he is in agony,” Carlson said. “And yet on some levels, despite all of that, Eric Schneiderman still knows he’s a better person than you are.”
Jesus called this in the bible 2000 years ago...when he lit up the Pharisees.
It's also why a corrupt DeepState operative like Mueller is so desperate to find anything on Trump, even if he has to make the sh*t up...anything to deflect attention from the guilty.
-
What is truly hilarious is Steyr thinking this is a winner of an idea...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/384620-new-tom-steyer-pac-ad-compares-republicans-to-white-nationalists/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/384620-new-tom-steyer-pac-ad-compares-republicans-to-white-nationalists/)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/48/c2/zL4GmTYU_o.gif)
And the silly bastard isn't done!
https://youtu.be/1tbO1N4FPRk (https://youtu.be/1tbO1N4FPRk)
http://freebeacon.com/politics/steyer-we-need-to-impeach-trump-before-he-commits-acts-on-hitlers-level/ (http://freebeacon.com/politics/steyer-we-need-to-impeach-trump-before-he-commits-acts-on-hitlers-level/)
Potted plants in the audience are clueless it is they and their party that is going after guns, like Hitler, going after free speech, like Hitler, targeting opponents with hate, like Hitler, dressing like fascists and covering their faces when they riot, like Hitler and the Brownshirts, that it is they who are intolerant, like Hitler, that is they who are for State Power over Individual Rights, like Hitler...etc etc etc...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/f7/01/DfHKwvNj_o.jpg)
-
President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani on Friday escalated his battle with Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for the adult-film actress Stormy Daniels.
Avenatti earlier this week challenged Giuliani to a head-to-head debate.
“It would be very helpful for the public to witness a discussion between Mr. Giuliani and me concerning the facts of the case, etc.,” Avenatti tweeted Tuesday. “I am willing to participate on any network provided both sides are provided a fair shake. I am also willing to do it on 12-hrs notice.”
During a phone interview with Business Insider, Giuliani said he wouldn’t debate Avenatti because the lawyer was “pimping for money.”
“I don’t get involved with pimps,” Giuliani said. “The media loves to give him room because he makes these roundabout charges and they turn out to mean nothing. I think he’s going to get himself in serious trouble.” […]
“I wouldn’t debate him because it wouldn’t be fair,” the former New York mayor and US attorney continued.
He added, “I debate, like, really intelligent, skilled people,” pointing to the famed attorney and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz.
“I know Alan Dershowitz,” Giuliani said. “He’s no Alan Dershowitz.”
https://www.weaselzippers.us/384608-i-dont-get-involved-with-pimps-rudy-giuliani-escalates-battle-with-stormy-daniels-lawyer/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/384608-i-dont-get-involved-with-pimps-rudy-giuliani-escalates-battle-with-stormy-daniels-lawyer/)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/06/63/FmaJct0e_o.gif)
-
Home defense: New England Patriots style.
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rob-gronkowski-of-the-new-england-patriots-has-a-new-home-defense-gun/ (http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rob-gronkowski-of-the-new-england-patriots-has-a-new-home-defense-gun/)
-
Now THAT's a Weapon of War®.
-
Can't fire that beast off without hootin' "Get some!!!".
::whoohoo::
-
Speaking of hooting...this is definitely hoot-worthy!
https://www.weaselzippers.us/385404-white-house-weighs-in-yanny-or-laurel/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/385404-white-house-weighs-in-yanny-or-laurel/)
::hysterical:: ::whoohoo:: ::laughonfloor::
-
For industrious people with time on their hands who like to settle in at end of day...
https://youtu.be/8f4JxjruRPo
...wait...what about pee breaks? Gotta get up?
::facepalm::
-
These are hilarious!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/c8/53/cRmiHkGb_o.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/fc/O3ZelZ8Y_o.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
(https://images2.imgbox.com/63/b6/6dex2SJH_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
A twist on that silly yanny or laurel crap sweeping the ether...
https://youtu.be/mhSuxCyhyIU
::thumbsup::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/62/19/HnYS06X6_o.jpg)
-
(https://clashdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Trump-shirt.jpg)
-
Good for that guy. Soooo, where's the pic from?
-
Good for that guy. Soooo, where's the pic from?
https://clashdaily.com/2018/06/photo-heres-a-t-shirt-thatll-throw-snowflakes-into-a-full-on-hissy-fit/ (https://clashdaily.com/2018/06/photo-heres-a-t-shirt-thatll-throw-snowflakes-into-a-full-on-hissy-fit/)
-
Nothing more enjoyable than watching a hissy-fittin' snowflake.
WAR.
-
Nothing more enjoyable than watching a hissy-fittin' snowflake.
Can't get enough!
-
(http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/compare-and-contrast-men-then-and-now.jpg)
H/T AmericanDigest.org
-
In honor of the silly season:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhMQbiHW0AALAVd.jpg)
-
Heh. (Why isn't that jpg showing up for me?)
-
Well . . . if not "funny" then poetic justice:
Rhino poachers eaten by lions in South Africa (https://news.sky.com/story/rhino-poachers-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa-11427165)
At least three suspected poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions after breaking into a wildlife reserve in South Africa.
The men entered the Sibuya Game Reserve on the southeast coast armed with a rifle with a silencer, wire cutters and an axe, and had food supplies "for a number of days", said reserve owner Nick Fox.
He said they bore "all the hallmarks of a gang intent on killing rhino and removing their horns". The men broke in in the early hours of Monday and their remains were found the following day.
Mr Fox said one of the reserve's anti-poaching dogs had alerted her handler that something was amiss.
(https://e3.365dm.com/18/07/1096x616/skynews-lions-stock_4354149.jpg)
-
Heh. Why can't they get stuff like that on video?
-
I saw this and poached it...elicited a hearty chortle!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/f8/19/7zjZEJUL_o.png)
::rolllaughing::
-
I saw this and poached it...elicited a hearty chortle!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/f8/19/7zjZEJUL_o.png)
::rolllaughing::
O boy; ain't that the truth.
-
The crap y'see on Twitter:
We are back on the road & hitting KOA after KOA as we tour this gorgeous country. #TBT to performing & camping across 9,000 miles last year with @KOAKampgrounds!! Come to a show & camp with us this summer!
More info & reservations: https://koa.com/ #koacamping #livemusic
Me:
I prefer a non-camping environment with clean sheets, fresh fruit, great coffee, an ocean view and a private master bedroom where I can spend the evenings banging my gorgeous wife . . . [sorry to burst your 'sing around the campfire' bubble].
;)
-
Gotta love Friday's...avalanche of goofy stuff!
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1020042690811998208
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/462af6a3a4721416c27dde2e2551d9e9e34a13629c53847aeab1a27bfce19630.jpg)
-
Gotta love Friday's...avalanche of goofy stuff!
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1020042690811998208
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/462af6a3a4721416c27dde2e2551d9e9e34a13629c53847aeab1a27bfce19630.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
The result of Common Core and the PC/Diversity/Multi-Culti conspiracy to infect youth craddle to grave...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ee/2e/0K4khPOc_o.jpg)
Professor...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/59/90/QsiNLYoS_o.jpg)
-
Oh good grief! ::doh::
-
I miss those days when someone was wrong you could easily correct them.
But this? it's too much work.
-
At present forced sterilization is frowned upon, it's hard to stop the cycle of multi-generational progressive brain-washing if you cannot find an off-switch. And reprogramming the harddrive with uncontaminated software if also pointless since reason and logic are out the window...trying to educate someone who refuses to accept anything outside their limited corrupt parameters is not only pointless, attempting to do so will only get you labelled a racist/sexist/homophobe/islamaphobe, etc etc...not that the latter BS bothers me one whit, who cares what a hopeless idiot thinks? Only another idiot I reckon.
Anyway...until the flare goes up for the inevitable Big Show...all you can do is point, ridicule and laugh at them.
But, once the flare goes up nothing is off limits...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/89/c1/bOwxhByX_o.jpg)
Reap/Sow...same as it ever was.
-
This is a bad sign...real or fake.
(https://images2.imgbox.com/73/06/y6LxG9na_o.jpg)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ac/42/XT1mfwe0_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Hmm...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/23/76/fZDWV1FN_o.png)
...I think I'll pass.
-
Hmm...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/23/76/fZDWV1FN_o.png)
...I think I'll pass.
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/6b/74/7PKlQrb5_o.png)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/28/45/cJhjTRxy_o.gif)
Bring it, ankle-biter!
-
https://youtu.be/8EsUNOIYyKg (https://youtu.be/8EsUNOIYyKg)
H/T - https://www.weaselzippers.us/395067-sarah-sanders-brings-country-together-with-hilarious-video/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/395067-sarah-sanders-brings-country-together-with-hilarious-video/)
::hysterical::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/50/0c/c4buC38K_o.jpg)
Looks good to me.
(https://images2.imgbox.com/93/8c/eyBCfUPM_o.jpg)
Hey, that would have been hilarious.
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ba/1e/mGkIeVGL_o.jpg)
I like it! Better than my plan for cane when I'm old...may still get one so I can whack 'em after honey badger does his thing!
Oh, and for those wymenz hating the term "vagina"...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/e1/74/vMwtucdU_o.jpg)
-
https://twitter.com/javier_lantigua/status/1037155731881918464
::laughonfloor::
::whoohoo::
MOAR!!!
-
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Guillotine_Retroactive_Abortion.png)
Heh.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/suicide-is-in-again-t20298.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/suicide-is-in-again-t20298.html)
Progulogies
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/progulogies-the-hot-new-party-game-t20299.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/progulogies-the-hot-new-party-game-t20299.html)
Brilliant!
-
Sometimes things make sense when you see them...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/b6/13/OocFlJ2g_o.png)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/2c/4c/tY9DN2a8_o.jpg)
-
Stumbled across this old gem...I miss Rodney.
https://youtu.be/jrFgD9-l390
-
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/09/IMG_8496.jpg)
-
Ouch
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ac/81/W3kkLBmj_o.gif)
Rosie goes for a swim...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/e4/17/fqPXempo_o.gif)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/fc/ad/5FbjkeAE_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/2b/cf/rw5gWP9i_o.png)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/93/00/BAEi5PQ8_o.gif)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/66/40/bfOz4Cya_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/ba/pjjxJA47_o.gif)
And for PredatorDon who I hope is doing well -
(https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/c4/KNzbD7a2_o.jpg)
::beertoast::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ec/c3/yciLpkyc_o.jpg)
:D
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/9f/6b/rYtOmoZN_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/9a/8b/sy3DXOTn_o.gif)
And here we go...something Bill might be looking into soon...
...as chances are rising Hillary may be running for Penitentiary Queen and not President...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/93/cd/84NTA60k_o.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
And a good observation here -
(https://images2.imgbox.com/d8/eb/6U700gZo_o.png)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/f1/32/qVOrGIsv_o.gif)
I'll drink to that!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/1c/6f/oJMHPEoC_o.gif)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86090b4d64cc0fe86819ae77459c725d22c52fdd34ae02c58d1a76de28210e82.jpg)
Heh. I'm not that artistic though...which is odd as I am not bad with a knife in other applications...but I think this may be more in my wheel-house this year -
(http://www.npcsimulator.com/img/wj.png)
;D
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/33/86/GnNxLSVu_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
(https://images2.imgbox.com/a2/06/0r4DtpQU_o.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ec/c3/yciLpkyc_o.jpg)
:D
Good one!
-
It is funny...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/400482-hilarious-trump-jokes-he-should-nominate-hillary-clinton-for-the-supreme-court/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/400482-hilarious-trump-jokes-he-should-nominate-hillary-clinton-for-the-supreme-court/)
...and scary...
...let us leave it only as a joke!
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/17/69/Pg2uMCRn_o.jpg)
Heh! Extra candy for ya both!!!
-
Last free ride for socialism, all aboard!!!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/90/0d/ymMfZr9s_o.jpg)
:D
-
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Warren-bomb.jpeg?resize=576%2C600&ssl=1)
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Right-wing-violence.jpeg?resize=600%2C575&ssl=1)
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/IMG_8685.jpg?resize=600%2C600&ssl=1)
-
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Liberal-trigger-words.jpeg?resize=600%2C466&ssl=1)
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Ocasio-VZ.jpeg?resize=458%2C600&ssl=1)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/IMG_8687.jpg?resize=600%2C396&ssl=1)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Stop-before-thinking.jpeg?resize=438%2C600&ssl=1)
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Ford-milk-carton.jpeg?resize=425%2C600&ssl=1)
-
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/IMG_8688.jpg?resize=403%2C600&ssl=1)
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/IMG_0944.jpg?resize=600%2C595&ssl=1)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Moses-directions.jpeg?resize=503%2C600&ssl=1[img])https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Who-Is-They.jpeg?resize=401%2C600&ssl=1 (https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/Who-Is-They.jpeg?resize=401%2C600&ssl=1)[/img]
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/10/44504906_10217241788213815_3721808716417204224_n.jpg?resize=524%2C600&ssl=1)
-
Pretty good...I don't know exactly why but the fighting banana's made me snort out loud!
-
Funny....but sad as well...
https://www.afp.com/en/news/15/crazy-love-japanese-man-married-hologram-doc-1ar15l1 (https://www.afp.com/en/news/15/crazy-love-japanese-man-married-hologram-doc-1ar15l1)
...seems there is a rush to The End...
-
https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/11/greg-gutfeld-john-kerry-captain-driftwood/
Yeah...he should shut it...but he lacks not just intelligence or a soul...he lacks discipline...
(https://images2.imgbox.com/99/7c/ipSLmcUq_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/5d/33/MyQ3Rnj4_o.png)
I miss the days when traitors were executed...instead of becoming Mobocrats and selling us out to our enemies and piping off to others when they should no longer be breathing free air...
-
Sounds like a great vacation idea to convince progs to go on...
https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe (https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe)
...just omit that "protected tribe" crap!
::hysterical::
-
Sounds like a great vacation idea to convince progs to go on...
https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe (https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe)
...just omit that "protected tribe" crap!
::hysterical::
... seven accused persons have been arrested.
Were any of them from "the protected tribe", I wonder?
-
Sounds like a great vacation idea to convince progs to go on...
https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe (https://www.france24.com/en/20181121-us-tourist-killed-arrow-shooting-indian-tribe)
...just omit that "protected tribe" crap!
::hysterical::
... seven accused persons have been arrested.
Were any of them from "the protected tribe", I wonder?
The lack of specificity leaves it open to conjecture...
::whatgives::
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/09/5b/LkB7Mc5D_o.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Without further delay, here are the 2018 award categories and our (incomplete) list of nominees.
The Disappearing Statesman Award – Paul Ryan
The I’m Not Too Old for Politics Award – Nancy Pelosi
The Tact Award – Donald Trump
The My God This World Seems Upside Down Award – Antifa Movement
The Comeback of the Year Award – Mitt Romney
A Lifetime Achievement Award (Sleazy Politics category) – Bill Clinton
The Confused About The Meaning of the Word Journalist Award – Jim Acosta
The Remember When Religious Figures were Concerned With Religious Matters – Pope Francis
The All Republicans Really are Racists Award – Michael Moore
The Most Likely to get Lost on the DC Subway Award – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The You Could Ruin A Wet Dream Award – Roseann Barr
The Nero Fiddling Award – Jerry Brown
https://confederacyofdrones.com/2018/12/02/annual-award-nominations-due/
-
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/comrade-putout-2018-a202/kevin-harts-sad-oscar-face-i10583.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/kevin-hart-sad-face-t20419.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/kevin-hart-sad-face-t20419.html)
(https://images3.imgbox.com/85/4a/V1mh19Wj_o.jpg)
::mooning::
-
And..., OK, this line is funny...
5. Sometime later, The People-osi's body will be found in an obscure park in Washington DC with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head. It will be deemed a suicide.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-plan-as-told-to-me-by-q-t20420.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-plan-as-told-to-me-by-q-t20420.html)
...but in the batshyt insane world we live in...it's not like it is impossible, is it?! And with each capitulation and each creeping increment it only grows more likely...
::rockets::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0de26c577cc53b3d380e1e2159600541758cc5706d8bd5b6a273a96dd4abf30a.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Damn...it's hard picking a winner in this "which one is more hilariously stupid" contest!
Mooch vs Berzerkley...let's get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!
“I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of, I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart.”
https://twitchy.com/jacobb-38/2018/12/16/arrogant-much-michelle-obama-delivers-the-word-from-on-high-about-the-intelligence-level-at-powerful-tables/ (https://twitchy.com/jacobb-38/2018/12/16/arrogant-much-michelle-obama-delivers-the-word-from-on-high-about-the-intelligence-level-at-powerful-tables/)
Ahhh...ahem! Top of that list would be the little muslim girl you married, right?! ::hysterical::
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DucQtonVYAA4Qx2.jpg)
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Delivery-robot-catches-fire-at-UC-Berkeley-13470063.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20(Desktop)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral (https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Delivery-robot-catches-fire-at-UC-Berkeley-13470063.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20(Desktop)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral)
Ahhh....hero? ::laughonfloor::
It's a robot! Oh, and that thing in San Franfeces too!
::rolllaughing::
ETA - Posters at WZ going bonkers on this one!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1169245751aabe399a1e39398d95c8ffb6776f4e093c36e60e4ea6a80a7589a.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f43f33080fa520c4a0949f6928122abbe0980dc04cda9d37bc07ab23a8c4e7b7.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f9a6e6902a7606bc1010e79c8a42e6c7d467698a33b75bcf70844a15ce71e1f.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8caba1504009de83873447228c5261dedc1f30504b1cbf237a7a6147f3bf45c.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0147fe7d5c5e0b371a7c76f12c23c511ecc6e7f4ca709f4b9d9a25b05d3eba03.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/490e4ff0452f99d832d18c427e76819403972e7f527e8695b33bddd090c150b7.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0474cc5543e10022ec509814b4f8a01010b832e12df1a965752cf733ad73dc14.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5b20f21323d287400c515b779145b2724c94281fb74e4b6d451bb1b76daccfd.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5733b05e5fb21183c811727d24efc61ec43a7ad81b0b7a7f0516f82554818149.gif)
So many...heroes...
:'(
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBRgqdF.img?h=416&w=799&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f)
-
(http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBQUdJb.img?h=416&w=799&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f)
-
Heh. First one is good...second one even better. :D
Oh, wait..."deported"..."helicoptered" would send a thrill up my leg. :D :D
-
TPC making me cleanse the nasal cavities.
First, all eyes are on Uranus -
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/what-s-slamming-uranus-t20436.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/what-s-slamming-uranus-t20436.html)
Heh!
And secondly, well...just watch -
https://youtu.be/mDFBTdToRmw (https://youtu.be/mDFBTdToRmw)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/happy-new-year-from-the-motherland-t20441.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/happy-new-year-from-the-motherland-t20441.html)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c697c8c87a099d69ace168ef2359ee7aa1d73fcb15fbaa16ef95d9d8bfc0d72.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
That is priceless
-
The stupid it burns. ::gaah::
-
"It's a period piece!"
-
How, uhm, inconvenient!
-
(http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBRLqWR.img?h=416&w=799&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f)
-
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Govt_Shutdown_Capitol.jpg)
Daniel Trotsky-Greenfield reports from New York:
The United States of America (1787-2018) came to a swift and sudden end last week as the government shut down. The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.
The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun
confiscations, food stamps and lectures on the environment unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia, Russia and a Walmart in downtown Atlanta.
"The government shut down! We can do anything we like," shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. "Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can't stop you."
Eyewitnesses spoke of further horrors. On a quiet street in suburban Massachusetts, a man brought out a set of highly illegal lawn darts. In Maryland, there were allegations that an entire family had begun digging ditches to collect rainwater runoff. In Alabama, a farmer fed his hogs homegrown lettuce that had been certified by the state, but not by the Federal Trilateral Hog Commission
With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men heated their homes with coal stoves. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment.
The victims were many.
In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Iraqi woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone. In Olegon Falls, Florida, the National Museum of Native American Yarn was forced to shut down depriving schoolchildren of an educational experience and three hours throwing bits of yarn at each other.
And there was worse to come.
The entire city of Detroit was seized by the Michigan Militia backed by Canadian air power. The village of Frankfurt, Illinois passed several ordinances in explicit violation of Title MXVIII of the Federal Charter of Approved Fruit Naming Ordinances. North Dakota seceded and declared that it was now the nation of Bismarckia, elected a Kaiser and petitioned to join OPEC.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/gov-t-shuts-down-psychotic-nation-loses-touch-with-reality-t20445.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/gov-t-shuts-down-psychotic-nation-loses-touch-with-reality-t20445.html)
An army of Mongols or possibly local residents dressed in Samurai helmets raided the Federal Dried Peach Reserve in Georgia hauling away thousands of tons of dried fruit and tossed them to waiting crowds. The end of food stamps in Mathomat, New Jersey led to an outbreak of cannibalism despite efforts by Planned Parenthood volunteers to bring order to the proceedings by soliciting volunteers to give up their privilege and be fed to the people.
In Massey Hills, Virginia, a gang of politically incorrect sports mascots entered a workplace and implicitly hurt the feelings of several minorities. In Portland, Alaska, attempts to resettle Syrian ISIS members in a town gymnasium led to the refugees instead being eaten by formerly protected wolves.
In Madison, Wisconsin, the entire United Organized Educators and Librarians Union attempted to commit mass suicide on the front lawn of the Madison Center of Union History to protest budget cuts and school closings. Their efforts proved in vain when the gasoline they poured on themselves in a failed attempt at self-immolation turned out to be apple juice.
In Caplow City, Maine, President Gerald Ford, long thought dead and believed to have been buried in Michigan, appeared and declared himself to be the nation's new leader. While some suspect him to be an impostor based on the plastic texture of his mask which has a hastily erased message reading "Impeach Nixon" on the side, the city fathers have chosen to embrace the possibilities offered by Emperor Ford and have set him up in style in a presidential palace on the eight floor of the Caplow Arms Hotel.
In the midst of all this chaos, a weary nation's eyes turn to Washington D.C. But since the shutdown, which also shut off all power, water and press releases to the embattled city, no word has reached the outside world of what is taking place there. The last message was a smoke signal dispatched by Elizabeth Warren from the roof of a burning Capitol Building. An expert in Native American smoke signals decoded it to read, "I told you so. Now we're all doomed."
The only surviving member of the national government outside the dead zone is believed to be Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who floated to safety down the Potomac on a raft made out of the bodies of the other members of the Progressive Caucus.
She has since chosen to communicate only in horrified whispers and Instagram glamor shots.
As the nation descends into chaos, one thing is clear. The government shutdown has once again doomed us all. Just like the last 18 times.
http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2019/01/government-shuts-down-nation-descends.html (http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2019/01/government-shuts-down-nation-descends.html)
::laughonfloor::
(https://images2.imgbox.com/81/50/o2TBzEFu_o.jpg)
-
Actual Quote from my mother
Anyone attempting to enter the country for the purpose of staying permanently to work are illegal. That does not mean they have committed crimes.
-
Actual Quote from my mother
Anyone attempting to enter the country for the purpose of staying permanently to work are illegal. That does not mean they have committed crimes.
With all due respect, your mother's a lunatic. But you knew that ..........
-
I'll bet she thinks Occluded-Cortex is POTUS material...
::unknowncomic::
-
Damn...watching scum get hurt...
http://en.brinkwire.com/news/5-militants-killed-in-blast-in-southern-afghanistan/ (http://en.brinkwire.com/news/5-militants-killed-in-blast-in-southern-afghanistan/)
...it never gets old!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/708ef20b972fa740670521d4cd873c3d72eed21688478a3afc1e394c94f7e40b.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ae5d7c66c7fed118d310a4caaf675cfe31e87debe2ee8bdc0258dd858da3d03.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a06b80ab5397839b5f482314d64d40248d93ecee888fd0cb1a16c3c812763e0.gif)
::whoohoo::
-
You have to love it.
-
(https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_desktop/public/inline-images/2019.01.11mackenzie.JPG)
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-11/tmz-confirms-mackenzie-bezos-become-worlds-richest-woman (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-11/tmz-confirms-mackenzie-bezos-become-worlds-richest-woman)
That's some expensive trim...seems a bit over-priced to me...but he's no looker, so...
Congratulations on your score, darlin'!
::hat-tip::
-
Keep it in you pants or pay out you azz.
-
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't. I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.
-
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't. I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.
I could put in a Hell of an effort.
-
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't. I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.
I could put in a Hell of an effort.
I'm with you, Alan. Pretty sure I could set up all my people with whatever they need and have a sh*tload left over with which to invest in buying out crony capitalists (especially in media and finance) and perhaps ruin of few fascists here and there...
::evilbat::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb4385ed5b9e2bf6bf37508b78cd4b7b1ffbca36ae5993ee0820c6d9f31172fa.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Excellent! He is such a dolt.
-
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/7351379e03d3e82aef13efe7444b98f7/tumblr_pl8phaFQko1qz4s6ho1_1280.jpg)
http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
-
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!
-
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!
Why Rube Goldberg a perfectly good hanging? No assembly needed.
-
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!
Why Rube Goldberg a perfectly good hanging? No assembly needed.
Honestly...I'm good with anything, as long as it is effective, serves as a warning to others thinking of being evil and meets the expectations of lovers of liberty.
:D
-
Excellent! He is such a dolt.
Jackpot!
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1083868707326255104/photo/1
-
Occluded-Cortex is really proving to be the Energizer Bunny of Imbeciles!
Former law enforcement officials called out socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) for using a violent sexual term on Wednesday in an interview that was published in The Washington Post.
The exchange:
The Post: How did you feel when that hit yesterday?
Ocasio-Cortez: I was surprised and I was annoyed because it was a new tack. They’ve been for a very long time focusing on taking quotes out of context or manipulating them or making it seem as though I said things that I didn’t say. This was different in that it was an outright fraudulent thing. You can tell that they’re getting into hysterics because now you’re getting into my actual body, which is definitely crossing a level, definitely crossing a line.
I also think it’s encouraging because this is my sixth day in Congress and they’re out of all their artillery. The nude is supposed to be like the bazooka. You know, like, “We’re going to take her down.” Dude, you’re all out of bullets, you’re all out of bombs, you’re all out of all this stuff. What have you got left? I’m six days into the term, and you already used all your ammo. So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/42286/ocasio-cortez-uses-violent-sexual-term-describe-ryan-saavedra (https://www.dailywire.com/news/42286/ocasio-cortez-uses-violent-sexual-term-describe-ryan-saavedra)
I'm sure in her highly-valued diverse cultural heritage there is a long time-honored tradition of gang-raping women...so...I guess that was the context left out...
TPC, all of us...going to have a blast lampooning this low-hanging fruit!
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/45672-ocasio%20cortez%20vulcan%20slayer.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/45673-crazyeyes.jpg)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ocasio-cortez-vulcan-slayer-t20458.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ocasio-cortez-vulcan-slayer-t20458.html)
Yup...Occluded-Cortex was in this dumb herd too...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/408523-freshmen-dems-go-looking-for-mitch-mcconnell-to-pressure-him-on-shutdown-end-up-at-wrong-office/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/408523-freshmen-dems-go-looking-for-mitch-mcconnell-to-pressure-him-on-shutdown-end-up-at-wrong-office/)
...I wonder if exasperated words like "...thems post turtles must move purdy fast to run from us peoples huh?...were overheard after such stunning failure?
(https://images3.imgbox.com/85/4a/V1mh19Wj_o.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/981facef7bb71ec6c082635c809e3461d643aee836963d4b2fc3eb0927aef69d.gif)
-
For those who have been there, done that.
(https://assets.amuniversal.com/9d659340fa52013678a8005056a9545d)
-
I am currently experiencing a somewhat similar instance...I can go the long hard road of making something right no matter what it takes (my default setting for good or ill) or I can simply start pulling stuff out of my posterior, dress it up nice and cast it as Holy Writ. I'll be honest...the older I get and the wisdom gained over many years...tells me sometimes there isn't much of a difference to the consumers up the line!
-
Sums it up pretty good!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1dd9a076102f391152a417385bc7da24f3a9d75fb5d33127adeb0769ad6f3f1.jpg)
That kid been in my humidor?!
Keep it, Son, you're a good boy!
-
(https://i.imgflip.com/2tqn7v.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/06/63/FmaJct0e_o.gif)
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/919391598177263618
:D
-
Best pic on the web today thanks to WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d3d85c4b541f9d170a8d056def73d5e405e97c7802896cab7a8838173103ea61.jpg)
Easy!
"Die, traitor!"
::whoohoo::
-
"Jump!"
works for me ;'}
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/afcc99b924b4a9aec97b1e349cd738ae78433432791b818ea742d090c6f4c698.jpg)
Heh!
-
(http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/AAAKITCHENTHING.jpg)
Clipped from the sidebar on AmericanDigest.org
-
Or 70's...or 60's...
;D
Where does all the time go?
-
Or 70's...or 60's...
;D
Where does all the time go?
It's all in my midsection
-
Or 70's...or 60's...
;D
Where does all the time go?
It's all in my midsection
I can vouch for that. :supercool:
-
If that's the case not sure how much more I can fit.. ::speechless::
-
::siren:: CAUTION! Protect your keyboard and screen from projectile spaying of beverages before proceeding further! ::siren::
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0xhfIMWoAE4ONG.jpg)
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
-
Not showing up for me, Libertas; I had to "view image" to see it, which I did.
::thumbsup::
-
My kind of sick and twisted.
-
The current crop of Dhimmies reminds me of the movie ‘The Matrix’.
Well, not really the movie, but the cinematography.
And not actually the cinematography, but the then groundbreaking technique employing 360 degree camera angle shots used in filming.
What was it called . . . ?
[thinking]
Oh yeah . . . Bullet Time.
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/e4/5f/Cyg0vmUV_o.gif)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/8d/f5/5FkHKJhx_o.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
And this has lefties going ape nuts...
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/03/09/yikes-chris-evans-tweet-about-very-cool-picture-with-dan-crenshaw-triggered-an-outrage-brigade/
(https://images2.imgbox.com/6e/51/jybkWiRV_o.gif)
-
Happy Pi Day!
(https://images2.imgbox.com/c6/0a/hvnndo0k_o.jpg)
-
Oh, cute!
-
Well, I certainly found this to be quite hilarious -
From slow WiFi to broken phone screens to zero “likes” on social media, everyday stressors are causing young adults to have struggles falling asleep 138 nights each year, researchers say.
https://www.studyfinds.org/survey-millennials-life-more-stressful-than-ever-before/ (https://www.studyfinds.org/survey-millennials-life-more-stressful-than-ever-before/)
::ohno::
Oh those poor little darlings!
Just wait until real pain...and horror...commence!
::laughonfloor::
-
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Yes, the loneliest message board in history is still in operation.
http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board (http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board)
I wonder if she pays big money to have a place to talk to herself?
-
She worked her ass off to kill it and now she keeps it alive?? WTF for
-
There's a Kenny Rogers song coming to mind that has a message I am certain is oblivious to that poor thing...
-
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Yes, the loneliest message board in history is still in operation.
http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board (http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board)
I wonder if she pays big money to have a place to talk to herself?
My guess is that Nano put the billing on auto and Proboards keeps the lights on as long as the rent keeps being paid. As for talking to herself - As I recall she was better at that than she was talking to anyone else...
-
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Yes, the loneliest message board in history is still in operation.
http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board (http://nanosecondinv.proboards.com/board/25/general-board)
I wonder if she pays big money to have a place to talk to herself?
According to the proboards add at the bottom it is Free!!
-
For the newer among us that's where we were after the first Powerline blowup. Then some turned into the tone police and it split up. Think of them (now down to 1) as Scott Johnson having a meltdown and us the ones using barbarian terms such as dumbass, and making fun of cruise ship captains.
-
"Tone police". My blood still boils at the thought ...........
-
I still won't respond to anything she posts I will never forgive or forget.
-
I clearly remember a genuine, bona-fide as$wipe who shilled via the misbegotten moniker of "Chicago Gabriel". I don't know for certain, but he might have transitioned to "she" by now . . .
-
I clearly remember a genuine, bona-fide as$wipe who shilled via the misbegotten moniker of "Chicago Gabriel". I don't know for certain, but he might have transitioned to "she" by now . . .
Yeah, I remember him, too; he was in favor of murdering babies born of failed abortions because "who was gonna pay?".
-
I often get my PL a$$wipes confused...there's a lot of cross-over batshyt-crazy that blends one into another. The handles I recognize though. CG was like annoyingly repetitive with the proglodyte BS while pretending not to be a full-blown proglodyte IIRC. R**tard was a loathsome unrepentant treasonous snake...his pal A**tard too. Why PL put up with such slime still amazes me...any moderator with as much sense as God at least gave the common dog could tell what faction was defecating in their lounge...but no, their answer was to kill the board. Just like Establishment RINO/CINO/AINO cowards always do...run away from problems instead of confronting them.
The tone police thing was quite a row at CT...and then Nano went old/sick/nuts...
Thank God our wandering in the digital desert and torment by all manner of demons ended!
We have a good home now! ::thumbsup::
-
I often get my PL a$$wipes confused...there's a lot of cross-over batshyt-crazy that blends one into another. The handles I recognize though. CG was like annoyingly repetitive with the proglodyte BS while pretending not to be a full-blown proglodyte IIRC. R**tard was a loathsome unrepentant treasonous snake...his pal A**tard too. Why PL put up with such slime still amazes me...any moderator with as much sense as God at least gave the common dog could tell what faction was defecating in their lounge...but no, their answer was to kill the board. Just like Establishment RINO/CINO/AINO cowards always do...run away from problems instead of confronting them.
The tone police thing was quite a row at CT...and then Nano went old/sick/nuts...
Thank God our wandering in the digital desert and torment by all manner of demons ended!
We have a good home now! ::thumbsup::
We do!
And don't forget, Jim Hoft (now of Gateway Pundit) was *supposed* to be moderating at the old PL.
-
I often get my PL a$$wipes confused...there's a lot of cross-over batshyt-crazy that blends one into another. The handles I recognize though. CG was like annoyingly repetitive with the proglodyte BS while pretending not to be a full-blown proglodyte IIRC. R**tard was a loathsome unrepentant treasonous snake...his pal A**tard too. Why PL put up with such slime still amazes me...any moderator with as much sense as God at least gave the common dog could tell what faction was defecating in their lounge...but no, their answer was to kill the board. Just like Establishment RINO/CINO/AINO cowards always do...run away from problems instead of confronting them.
The tone police thing was quite a row at CT...and then Nano went old/sick/nuts...
Thank God our wandering in the digital desert and torment by all manner of demons ended!
We have a good home now! ::thumbsup::
We do!
And don't forget, Jim Hoft (now of Gateway Pundit) was *supposed* to be moderating at the old PL.
Yeah...I think there might have been a disconnect between the PL guys "policy" and the moderators willingness to play in that tar-pit alone...so how much of it was Jim and how much of it the guys I dunno for certain...I meander through GP and over the years I haven't noted any obvious tone-police stuff, but I don't read their comments much either. Getting to your *supposed* moderation point again the infrequent appearances I definitely recall...there could be weeks, not days of calls to clean out the dregs of leftists throwing pooh before there was a moderator sighting...and those calls were not tone related but pure vile leftist troll types offering nothing constructive to discussions...and it shouldn't have been that hard to note the difference between troll and tone.
-
To clarify my point about Hoft, it wasn't that he was involved with the 'tone police', he very much wasn't, it was that he didn't do a very good job moderating for PL (which is as you wrote).
-
OK, we're on the same page then. ::thumbsup::
If it was me though...I would have violated their policy and executed my own best judgement and if the rest of the boys didn't like it...well, they would be told to stuff it!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0ada9a7449019da73bbc32dfdd61ba3b5ebd9ffa8a234a934b589cd138f2f48b.jpg)
Is that the Joe Biden mat?
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/162cc66b4dc5f7d36008f04fec906fc5a5dea5dcfca7c87f7af67e0dfeea8154.jpg)
H/T - WZ
-
I want that door mat is it real?
-
I dunno. All you need though is a plain mat, stencil and spray paint.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b985a4035246aa53da0b809b048d8ea434fa31af5583e89355b11ff0eeb0d182.jpg)
Yeah, my brother signed on for this...not that anybody listening won't get bored to the point of hurting themselves...
Still...
::)
I think the same brilliance is at work here in the doomed UK -
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/29/hunt-gang-ransacked-knife-amnesty-bin-9058584/
Yeah...I bet the Bobby's are speechless...
And, funniest of all has to be this -
Former White House advisor Valerie Jarrett complained in her new book that there was a “general macho atmosphere” in the Obama White House. (https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/02/valerie-jarrett-obama-white-house-too-macho/)
I think that is a misprint...it should read "general flaming faggot atmosphere" in the Obama White House!
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
The Britts have them on camera but didn't mention that they were Muzzies. ::saywhat:: ::saywhat::
-
Being a slave to the PC/Diversity/MutliCulti Cult means never having to explain why you submitted to the Satanic forces of Mohammad.
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2TL6iuX4AAJf4D.jpg)
H/T https://twitter.com/happyhectares?lang=en
-
O.M.G.
It's not just that I am impressed with his audacity to speak the truth in this age of universal deceit, or that Twit has allowed him to continue, but my sense of wonder at the sheer number of rhetorical questions that I myself have pondered.
I have a new hero!
-
O.M.G.
It's not just that I am impressed with his audacity to speak the truth in this age of universal deceit, or that Twit has allowed him to continue, but my sense of wonder at the sheer number of rhetorical questions that I myself have pondered.
I have a new hero!
I know; I too am amazed that he's still Twittering. I'm particularly fond of his Enoch Powell "sticky" at the top of the page.
-
I found this citation to the deadly dangers of multi-culti cultism a good warning to heed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593)
Don't get adopted by progressives...one way or another...sooner or later...they will kill you.
-
I found this citation to the deadly dangers of multi-culti cultism a good warning to heed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593)
Don't get adopted by progressives...one way or another...sooner or later...they will kill you.
Those two lezbos ruined six perfectly good negroes.
-
I found this citation to the deadly dangers of multi-culti cultism a good warning to heed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47817593)
Don't get adopted by progressives...one way or another...sooner or later...they will kill you.
Those two lezbos ruined six perfectly good negroes.
At least 5 anyway...that one off to the right looks more sub-continental...they must have been popular though...having two mommies and living in an area that prides itself on its dIveRsiTy!
Now...all that popularity flushed down the memory hole...like none of them ever existed.
Now that's progreSSive!
-
I use Bing as my browser's Home page.
Were it not for their daily image, I'd never know that today was International Beaver Day.
I may order one of these tee-shirts: the one depicting an, uhm . . . eating beaver (see image, the beaver is clearly . . . eating)
🐾 😁
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/beaver-tee.png)
-
That's dangerous if a gal were to wear one...
"I like your..."
Yeah...I mean really though...how do you resist?
::hysterical::
-
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WE4UjTEU1Xg/XIwR2BpvXrI/AAAAAAABiLg/98SqpKDOcVkNDPoTwK9cE5T3J6D72uUZgCLcBGAs/s1600/90f6dlmqkam21.jpg)
H/T https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/
-
Orange dog bad!
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c249c9d004e7b0e9c077e0dbc121a86521aee33c2af8b843d496f32ae7dd8454.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
And to tie my laces.
-
Obama Tiger vs Trump Tiger (https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57083565_10213375237720735_2020309301293219840_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_oc=AQlvprpf2vWmIRmEo_Uxq-ZrWhnjB_DBkQCCt0wAOlmhqVrMWfD7oQY0X5cvhU3at2E&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=57d824be3d27b8e803c35928460d8c29&oe=5D339283)
Heh!
-
Looks like a democrat wasn't reacting well to his benzocaine crack hit!
https://youtu.be/1AExy4cxC-g (https://youtu.be/1AExy4cxC-g)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/418609-watch-easter-bunny-comes-to-defense-of-woman-in-florida-brawl/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/418609-watch-easter-bunny-comes-to-defense-of-woman-in-florida-brawl/)
Almost as good as this -
https://youtu.be/w6Y9aNntfK8 (https://youtu.be/w6Y9aNntfK8)
::laughonfloor::
-
::hysterical::
-
”One of my biggest mistakes was appointing Ruth Bader Ginsberg to the Supreme Court”
~Abraham Lincoln
-
”One of my biggest mistakes was appointing Ruth Bader Ginsberg to the Supreme Court”
~Abraham Lincoln
And Progressive's using the dead to cast votes has never been more personified.
Somebody...please follow the stench...and bury that properly?!
-
”One of my biggest mistakes was appointing Ruth Bader Ginsberg to the Supreme Court”
~Abraham Lincoln
Speaking of which, where are they hiding her? Do the Dems have her stuffed in a corner still voting?
-
”One of my biggest mistakes was appointing Ruth Bader Ginsberg to the Supreme Court”
~Abraham Lincoln
Speaking of which, where are they hiding her? Do the Dems have her stuffed in a corner still voting?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwZ0Xp6UYAAHqN7.jpg)
Don't ask...they'll just lie anyway.
-
The beautiful thing about Demonazi's (I guess) is being able to out-right lie in a way that makes normal people burst out laughing and in the long-term piling up more reasons there will be zero qualms about doing what is necessary and long overdue...
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/05/02/wtf-washington-post-labels-louis-farrakhan-a-far-right-leader/ (https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/05/02/wtf-washington-post-labels-louis-farrakhan-a-far-right-leader/)
(https://www.ajc.com/rf/image_lowres/Pub/p9/AJC/2018/02/06/Images/newsEngin.21176103_DSCN0441obama-shopped-3.jpg)
OK, point out the extremist asshole!
PS-This is a rare case where the Common Core answer is right...point anywhere/everywhere.
::laughonfloor::
https://freebeacon.com/politics/reporter-biden-campaign-physically-blocking-press-from-asking-questions/ (https://freebeacon.com/politics/reporter-biden-campaign-physically-blocking-press-from-asking-questions/)
Anti-press...4th Amendment denier! Get him!
(crickets)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1f578de60b7b6311b7430604d7870296a6bce63d2186bfb4c37303cf30fc7a5f.png)
Sniff out a story...presstitutes!
::hysterical::
Former President Barack Obama was unhappy with Hillary Clinton and her failed “soulless campaign” in 2016, saying he saw her loss as a “personal insult.”
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/obama-saw-the-2016-loss-of-hillary-clinton-as-a-personal-insult (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/obama-saw-the-2016-loss-of-hillary-clinton-as-a-personal-insult)
And once more the Goebbels Media will award President Trump the biggest narcissist extant!
Sucks not having a soulless fellow traveler keeping your bogus legacy alive, eh?
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/33c5370e8bd3c572698245ef71872d0f7feb015ff75137775c330fd04325eb9b.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
And while funny...let's not attempt it...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/32d6c54cc36227942be72c318059287ea9215969ac0d735ca1c1206385ba0e15.jpg)
-
Is it an Ent?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/83682a6df6fc59a157f661cc92ddb231/tumblr_pqdnuhdqcg1ts8uvqo1_1280.jpg)
"The Thinking Tree - an ancient olive tree in Puglia, Italy"
H/T https://kaching.tumblr.com/
-
Is there a guy that looks like Bran hanging around it?
:D
From your link -
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/85e51fb3912db4845846884418389fe3/tumblr_pof80yb7Af1uljwjw_500.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
OK, maybe only a hardcore alcoholic would thinks of this...kinda funny though -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7737a4eb0015df24b2df7b8878f737ba36268cad5c9a61f8d12692d1c741540.png)
And best artistic use of a visual meme goes to -
(https://magaimg.net/img/cuj.gif)
::thumbsup::
-
bad link
-
bad link
Comes up for me
-
bad link
Comes up for me
You must be bad too then! ::rimshot::
;D
-
bad link
Comes up for me
All I see is a page with 3 lines of code.
-
Try this
-
I never leave the page. Get a box asking if I want to open, save or cancel. When I choose any it just sits there.
-
https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-T2NbhVV1uthQPD6nLyNTkCTr5fmkYsaSJvVgDBWE2jFWqV9rc2iEYF4JG_WdesWa_Pl_Ks7TZl1JnWS_CC9APg/messages/@.id==AH7XdFgBsXJWXNjGMwrRiLLRu4M/content/parts/@.id==2.7/thumbnail?appId=YahooMailNeo&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=2.7
Try this
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
-
https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-T2NbhVV1uthQPD6nLyNTkCTr5fmkYsaSJvVgDBWE2jFWqV9rc2iEYF4JG_WdesWa_Pl_Ks7TZl1JnWS_CC9APg/messages/@.id==AH7XdFgBsXJWXNjGMwrRiLLRu4M/content/parts/@.id==2.7/thumbnail?appId=YahooMailNeo&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=2.7
Try this
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
That's what I get, too.
-
I think you're trying to get us to click on your e-mail.
-
That's it I give up
-
[quote auth
Try this
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
[/quote]
-
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
That's what I get, too.
-
[quote autho
Try this
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
That's what I get, too.
[/quote]
-
This is what I see,
error
code "EC-4008"
requestId "a41c1ad0-7738-11e9-c000-39d79a445a35"
-
I think you're trying to get us to click on your e-mail.
Correct - and if so we don't have access to your email (obviously). If it is a message it would need to be transcribed. If a picture then it needs to be uploaded to an image site.
-
I am waiting for the funny thing and the suspense is killing me!
;D
OK, no more waiting!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1c8d3191c74cde25c86ce0d3ad240cd1b86dc79787b545c677ed064f88f2ebb.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
Somebody take it down please.
-
Somebody got careless with the Funky Cold Medina...
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/dallas-police-look-whether-attacks-transgender-women-are-connected-n1008811 (https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/dallas-police-look-whether-attacks-transgender-women-are-connected-n1008811)
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
::hysterical::
-
Visit Drudge; see disgusting story . . . 1st tag-line that came to mind:
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/twisted.png)
-
Where's that "Celebrate Perversity" sign?
-
I like a happy ending...
#HungryTornadoAppetitesMatter!
-
(https://i.imgflip.com/2xdas8.jpg)
Heh
-
I found a bunch of original and funny anti Trump signs in this topic.
http://www.politicalforum.com/index.php?threads/funny-pictures-4.551337/page-89 (http://www.politicalforum.com/index.php?threads/funny-pictures-4.551337/page-89)
-
Some of the dregs still having butthurt meltdowns and crying for attention deserve full-frontal no-holds-barred ridicule!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f08196ef9a9b398ae003c5070e873939ef957c7d9a3b63633e26ba623fbc0bcd.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/200bca7c57dec718623a91074d8596238eb4b3f4f3fc87f482c177a27e3f9cea.jpg)
We feel your pain...and want it to end. ::praying::
-
Hey...we have a challenge-taker trying to go solo...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/palmetto-stabbing-941685 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/palmetto-stabbing-941685)
...OK...looks like a half-assed attempt and typical prog stunt to get attention...and admitting to being "Bakered" (sounds yellow-starred, like the red-flag gun seizure BS) before I think this was an attempt to go make/torment new friends and staff in the booby-hatch.
No real players out there?
-
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Lv8510txm3TUI/giphy.gif)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a31b64baba82f78853327a1eeeb052dce328552e559131780bf1b4f9414025d2.png)
;D
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1739b5d6ab114520cd4fccfd0d282aa0ef095db1c34d5963b5d1d9d4a7aee631.jpg)
:D
H/T - WZ
-
AMAZING!!!!!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1739b5d6ab114520cd4fccfd0d282aa0ef095db1c34d5963b5d1d9d4a7aee631.jpg)
THAT is just too cool! ::whoohoo::
-
Buttigieg continued. “We have had excellent presidents who have been liberal. I would imagine we’ve probably had excellent presidents who were gay — we just didn’t know which ones.”
When asked by the show’s host, Mike Allen, if he believed that America already “had a gay commander-in-chief” in the past, Buttigieg said, “statistically, it’s almost certain.” He added, however, that he wasn’t able to identify which of the 44 Oval Office occupants might have been gay.
“My gaydar even doesn’t work that well in the present, let alone retroactively,” Buttigieg said. “But one can only assume that’s the case.” (https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/06/16/buttigieg-its-almost-certain-america-has-had-a-gay-president/)
https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/06/16/buttigieg-its-almost-certain-america-has-had-a-gay-president/ (https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/06/16/buttigieg-its-almost-certain-america-has-had-a-gay-president/)
Mayor Pete of Nowhereville is lying his mangina off! He knows who, we all know. Also the first Jizzlamic!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d33ea87fb17f6868307e9c1c0484de01ba96bbfbdc690a6d9108852ded9bac01.jpg)
-
Dark humor
(http://stormfax.com/DR_DivorceBlog3.jpg)
-
Yeah, I'm chuckling...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/379c0f2f119e360dc20cacbc9e5007d4a5a61cc557c5004fcd483c80c0ef27ba.jpg)
I still want one! Or two! Maybe more!
-
Heh!
https://freebeacon.com/culture/broadway-play-about-clintons-to-close-one-month-early/
Clinton fatigue - check.
Nobody the slightest bit interested in hearing the world's nuttiest old lady rant - Yuge check!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc56b95cb581dacc04bb0438041285f9c75563dc660dd5fb2ce7ad440f610f2b.gif)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6237a3fadfe0f20af28fd1fcaf1908fc9932677ed30dfd4ec796d002f68284cd.jpg)
::whoohoo:: ::beertoast:: ::bustamove::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1cce5fb9b2f1e910eb7f475d1de3d468c5c64c19d3b56f636ca3af7b645e4d52.gif)
H/T - WZ
:D
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1144982410326630400
::rimshot::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d616cdb3f667f2b6135bb0eae1f6a2ce57b4a1d024cebe116d83b1cb764455d.jpg)
::hysterical::
::thumbsup::
H/T-WZ
-
New item:
Islamic fundamentalist sex dolls . . .
(they blow themselves up)
-
Replica goats with sphincter triggers...next stop - Hell.
;D
-
I hope this is true and I hope it is well covered from multiple angles!
https://sputniknews.com/us/201907091076190763-alien-hunters-storm-us-area-51/
;D
-
https://www.rt.com/usa/464171-area-51-raid-million-people/ (https://www.rt.com/usa/464171-area-51-raid-million-people/)
OK, no wimping out...I wanna see this show. :D
-
https://www.rt.com/usa/464171-area-51-raid-million-people/ (https://www.rt.com/usa/464171-area-51-raid-million-people/)
OK, no wimping out...I wanna see this show. :D
We'll damn sure need video.
-
“I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but
. . . thankfully I, uhm, turned myself around.”
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00a5c2b3443cacfd02fda62eeb50d854b654fe84e7b32c56e6a8a8d546b45f73.png)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAEvUg9.img?h=416&w=799&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f&x=581&y=404)
-
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That can't be right, can it? I always assumed the race card would be in the suit of spades--by default. ::unknowncomic::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/large-jobs.png)
-
An oldie but a goodie...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d16edf24033cb4a2a335d276697e578cada297c07e53e8ca7b6f4c82e30cc1d8.jpg)
:D
Fully charged...ready to prowl!
Time to get the Flerken (https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Flerken) out of here!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1156657088187293696
clever...but I hate those critters...I had a feeling something like this was coming...
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1156657088187293696
clever...but I hate those critters...I had a feeling something like this was coming...
I hate you...
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1156657088187293696
clever...but I hate those critters...I had a feeling something like this was coming...
I hate you...
I almost peed from laughing. ::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1156657088187293696
clever...but I hate those critters...I had a feeling something like this was coming...
I hate you...
Gotchya did I?
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/486a130bc34da910ad3678728e33e9ceecd3117bb6528c2d8aef8f5509d8786f.gif)
Heh.
Waiting for Imperial Repair Droids...
::hysterical::
-
Headline on Instapundit:
"Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows."
-
Headline on Instapundit:
"Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows."
Heh! ::thumbsup::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBHvi4JXUAAkzzM.jpg)
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1157969999040065536
;D
-
Headline on Instapundit:
"Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows."
So I was right.....I am eating healthy!!!!! ::danceban::
-
Headline on Instapundit:
"Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows."
So I was right.....I am eating healthy!!!!! ::danceban::
And beware of poachers!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3129ff70e26630abc23570b23025c9ba/tenor.gif)
-
A defense attorney for a man charged with murder wants jurors who won’t judge his client because of his face and neck tattoos... (https://truecrimedaily.com/2019/08/06/attorney-seeks-jurors-who-wont-judge-clients-face-tattoos/)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(https://media.truecrimedaily.com/2019/08/06/william-bottoms-jr-east-baton-rouge-parish-wreg-tcd-820x430.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
Good luck with that, buddy!
-
Oh, Good Lord!
-
Every picture tells a story story....
-
Every picture tells a story story....
That one has guilty written all over it.
-
Every picture tells a story story....
That one has guilty written all over it.
"Your honor, this juror prospect is acceptable."
::whoohoo::
-
Every picture tells a story story....
That one has guilty written all over it.
"Your honor, this juror prospect is acceptable."
::whoohoo::
::curtsy4::
-
Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, allegedly told police the drugs inside of her vagina were not hers.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-woman-meth-vagina-not-hers (https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-woman-meth-vagina-not-hers)
Ashley - "it's not my vagina either!"
::hysterical::
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB30CpCXkAYDpUC.jpg)
“I shook Robert Kennedy’s hand in 1968,” a woman tells Pete Buttigieg. “So you’re good luck?” he asks. “Not really— he was shot a month later,” she tells him.
https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1161350439100649472
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b41f9635a51655ebc2e728d76ef1119781cff1858df337f0f5e779867183fbd.jpg)
Heh, no proof against it!
-
Storm Area 51 update...authorities trying to team up ahead of this...
This comment made me snort - “We don’t want civilian people in contact with the military at all. That will get ugly.”
https://apnews.com/86167556378d4198a44e6626b02724df
...such a buzzkill!
-
Let's make some art!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2e97b8153ee69c5a822db7ac5d8588667f6838b65dc54a15008285ddcb67f7bd.jpg)
And free finished productions ;) for our libtards!
:D
-
First day before and after pic of a 5-year old Scottish girl.
(https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2019/08/before-after.jpg)
Heh! Wasn't quite as bad as it looks though...
https://myfox8.com/2019/08/23/mom-shares-hilarious-before-after-photos-of-daughters-first-day-of-school/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_content=5d60dac657819f000169194c&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter
-
What a sweetie!
Reminds me of someone I once knew who survived her first day of school. In the afternoon while discussing the highlights (and lowlights) I asked what she intended to wear the next day.
"I have to go again?! I thought I was done!"
-
What a sweetie!
Reminds me of someone I once knew who survived her first day of school. In the afternoon while discussing the highlights (and lowlights) I asked what she intended to wear the next day.
"I have to go again?! I thought I was done!"
Those are the memories we all keep forever. ::hysterical::
-
Heh. The innocence of youth and the unfiltered truth!
I'm enjoying my Cubist humor this morning...these comrades get on a roll, it's a hoot!
The "dude, that's a dude!" hilarity resumes -
(https://i.imgur.com/qAFVloY.gif)
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michael-obama-penis-sighting-most-recent-video-captures-t20851.html
::laughonfloor:: ::puke:: ::laughonfloor::
...and of course Mr. Gafftastic McGroper...
(https://i.imgur.com/yVLs8Ug.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/bPAaB5S.gif)
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/biden-2020-new-slogan-i-am-not-going-nuts-t20860.html
::hysterical::
-
Going?? ::hysterical:: he arrived a lot of years a go
-
Swallow it for Joe!
::cool::
-
You see his face? To paraphrase an infamous brother-humping criminal Satanic cultist in Congress...somebody did something!
Poor Joe...too bad they can lift his face but not his brain! ::laughonfloor::
-
This is perhaps too good and should be marketed!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5e9df854231ee188534a97a21006134df476eec0fb0dbe6838e4a0a16f79926.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Celebrating Christian Dior's new fragrance . . . "Honest Injun" (Johnny Depp, spokesman, America's indigenous riff-raff, benefactors).
Back story & "Offense Log (https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/dior-accused-of-racism-cultural-appropriation-for-new-sauvage-cologne-ad/ar-AAGzN7J?ocid=spartandhp)" . . . (heap-big profits for paleface!)
Definition of "Cultural Appropriation" - borrowing a Taco, Wig-Wam or Ghetto Blaster. ;)
...and when it comes to radio listening: AM (Amplitude Modulation) & FM (Frequency Modulation) I say "FM all!"
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2019/08/honest-injun.png)
-
For the upcoming debates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=enTEvon9pbw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=enTEvon9pbw)
-
Heh, Ed's summation is a nice touch. Would have preferred scenes of CWII breaking out but we gotta start somewhere...
-
Another Webb Hubble love child?!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef7e7806e55da5c51f770e42067ce2050388dac6224b59a67834d5c19dd7f680.jpg)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/432164-london-zookeeper-boasts-of-not-assigning-gender-role-to-baby-penguin-cant-explain-what-that-means/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/432164-london-zookeeper-boasts-of-not-assigning-gender-role-to-baby-penguin-cant-explain-what-that-means/)
Frumpy and plain stupid...perfect match!
::hysterical::
-
Is it possible that she can't tell a male from a female so she avoids it by not committing to anything but I'm sure the the little guy knows what he is.
-
My sentiment on birthdays...especially being in the later innings...
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FE5jCN5tsN21Ec%2Fgiphy.gif&key=fxodamtmxVaBDNzLlQ8FFA&w=600&h=310
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e96052260ac06813a58ea79bbc44cde520a8c5d18dbbe12f043b22fe8a03252c.jpg)
Heh!
-
Funny. If real, how much crap do you think they get for that last line as 'being insensitive"?
-
Easy...do what libtards do almost every second...look stupid and plead ignorance.
-
Saw this in today's ADWEEK (https://www.adweek.com/); Essity (a health & hygiene company): Viva La Vulva (a foreign commercial) humorous depictions of, uhm . . . ;)
http://youtu.be/SichIPxAN9I (http://youtu.be/SichIPxAN9I)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/essity-3.png)
-
Storm Area 51 update...authorities trying to team up ahead of this...
This comment made me snort - “We don’t want civilian people in contact with the military at all. That will get ugly.”
https://apnews.com/86167556378d4198a44e6626b02724df (https://apnews.com/86167556378d4198a44e6626b02724df)
...such a buzzkill!
Update -
Thursday, September 19, 2019 7:51PM
RACHEL, Nevada -- Storm Area 51 is underway in Southern Nevada
As many as 15,000 people are expected to descend on the tiny towns of Rachel and Hiko for special events celebrating the military research site.
https://abc7ny.com/society/military-warning-to-those-attending-area-51-event/5553829/ (https://abc7ny.com/society/military-warning-to-those-attending-area-51-event/5553829/)
And since the warnings have spooked the raiders and turned this from Raid Area 51 to Alienstock...we might see the odd wasted attendee make a run for the fence...(hoping there is some entertainment to be had! LoL!)
The US Air Force warned people that storming its property wouldn't be taken lightly. But with more than 2 million people RSVPing to attend the event, and at least some of them appearing to be serious, multiple events are now set for the weekend. None, however, promises an illegal raid on military property (at least not officially).
At first, Roberts and other organizers worked with Connie West, who owns the Little A'Le'Inn Motel in tiny Rachel, Nevada, to create an alien-themed music festival dubbed Alienstock to be held in the Rachel area Sept. 19-21. But can that small town actually handle a fest featuring two dozen musical acts? After all, Rachel has roughly 50 residents, no gas station and no street lights.
.
.
.
Rachel isn't the only rural Nevada location hosting an alien event this weekend. On Sept. 20-21, the Alien Research Center in the small community of Hiko is also partying.
This event, dubbed the "Storm" Area 51 Basecamp Experience, promises live music, UFO-themed speakers, food trucks and art installations. DJ Paul Oakenfeld will perform, and the 2018 documentary "Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers" will be shown. Like Rachel, Hiko isn't much of a place, so you'll need to stay in your own tent or RV. Ticketmaster is selling passes for the event.
But hey, Arby's fast-food chain is taking a food truck to the center, and it'll serve dishes including the E.T. Slider and the Galaxy shake.
.
.
.
Bud Light is offering free beer to any alien that escapes Area 51, and has released an alien-themed beer can. The beer is the official sponsor of the downtown Las Vegas event.
https://www.cnet.com/news/area-51-raid-alienstock-and-the-weekends-other-et-madness-explained/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/area-51-raid-alienstock-and-the-weekends-other-et-madness-explained/)
Ahh, shameless commercialism and exploitation...I bet all this just goes "woooooosh" over their heads at warp-speed!
::hysterical::
Hey, maybe they'll catch a Flerken hitching a ride?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1174957844308713472 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1174957844308713472)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4dda8d0392b8b2c987b25dcee3567ac5c28964f4ee65e002429c4537f2c9ffec.jpg)
H/T - WZ
::hysterical::
-
“The Tesla wasn’t fully charged at the beginning of the shift,” a Fremont police spokesperson said. “This unfortunately happens from time to time even in our vehicles that run on gas, if they aren’t re-fueled at the end of a shift.”
https://www.weaselzippers.us/433606-tesla-powered-police-car-runs-out-of-juice-in-the-middle-of-a-pursuit/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/433606-tesla-powered-police-car-runs-out-of-juice-in-the-middle-of-a-pursuit/)
Uhh huh...
Whatever...
The real translation...we're just as stupid and incompetent as the imbeciles in City Hall!
::hysterical::
I bet they don't even know who their town was named after...or if he would pass pc/diversity/multi-culti litmus test!
::mooning::
Bonus Post - This is parody right? Or is the ADL a totally batshyt-crazy front for the extermination of white people on sight?
https://www.whio.com/news/national/anti-defamation-league-says-hand-signal-racist-symbol/BiGTD6DCD0a2FcfBbEYx7H/ (https://www.whio.com/news/national/anti-defamation-league-says-hand-signal-racist-symbol/BiGTD6DCD0a2FcfBbEYx7H/)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/162d01644cf53393960593aa6afa81d4d4e09e51d67a6faa79253c59a67d910d.gif)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1224eb432ec0101bc3d8374c2ce459f7f8702b620679ddeb455fb9c21d8a126c.jpg)
Bobby D-head...
https://www.foxnews.com/media/vulgar-robert-de-niro-calls-trump-crazy-drops-pair-of-f-bombs-live-on-cnn (https://www.foxnews.com/media/vulgar-robert-de-niro-calls-trump-crazy-drops-pair-of-f-bombs-live-on-cnn)
(https://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/deniro.png)
https://earloftaint.com/2019/09/29/de-niros-only-scary-when-hes-standing-on-a-box-pretending/ (https://earloftaint.com/2019/09/29/de-niros-only-scary-when-hes-standing-on-a-box-pretending/)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9261fcc84b395628957844560e5751395270ff266e5355def47cc0001ef65a9e.jpg)
And, funnier still...is how grotesquely overpriced that so-called (snort!) wisdom truly is!!! ::laughonfloor::
If that's wisdom...how does a normal person differentiate that from moronic?! ::hysterical::
On a related note...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8302918b5046ee610f1034c5392f60ee636c67802b416af6913b24519618eb70.png)
Damn, that is just so dead-on accurate!!!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7590307a60fa2ce9cbf6d78da4983416304be3b7408f70cf5db66cebc2260a08.jpg)
Sign of the times...
-
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the end of Daylight Saving Time approaches, President Trump has declared that instead of turning the clocks back one hour, Americans will be turning them back to January 20, 2017, granting him an entire redo of his first term in office.
"I hereby order all Americans, at the end of DST, to turn all their clocks back to January 20, 2017," Trump said in a speech Wednesday. "This time change will be beneficial for both homes and businesses as I am granted more years to make America great again."
Constitutional scholars desperately searched for a way around the executive order, but since they let the previous president get away with pretty much anything he wanted with his executive orders, they had no precedent to stand on.
"All we can do is put on an outraged face and try to live out 2017, 2018, and 2019 again," said one Harvard professor grimly.
Political pundits worry that Trump may be able to have the time set back to January 2017 just before the election takes place every single one of his terms, granting himself effectively unlimited time in office.
"It's a constitutional loophole we haven't been able to close yet," said one legal scholar. "So we're just gonna have to deal with the Trump presidency for the foreseeable eternity."
As Trump made the announcement, protesters gathered outside the White House to scream at the sky. Again.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-declares-clocks-will-fall-back-to-2017-this-year-granting-him-extra-time-in-office
:D
-
Ani't that the truth
-
Sad but true.
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1191801568112209920
Heh!
H/T-CT
-
Amusing .... for them. I hate being startled; it triggers my kill-you instinct.
-
Heh, yeah...especially when it is some brilliant guy thinking it a great idea to present themselves as a ravenous blood-thirsty beast or psycho-killer-clown or idiots going for realistic zombie flesh-eater...
Surprised nobody pops 'em.
-
::ohno::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ad1ec120077bbcd1ed9b7d78dd1e234088e7c11d564e74ce6f15b921cf0a4ec.jpg)
Yeah...sorry ladies...the pussy-cat is correct.
::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
More?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01568bd3994af3b24d5f118a3c57cc0559ac7a5c910b5b6c3bc10fa876678d9d.jpg)
H/T-WZ
Pussy-cat wins again!
::hysterical::
And this...this is so mean it is hilarious!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0613080d15f01609b4d9a3c90ee86a9a80af4297d82134de115a4a5ea8bf491.jpg)
::thinking::
...Election Year next year...
::evilbat::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/920048850550669312
Yup
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/920048850550669312
Yup
And from the comments - this one:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DM1kCjYUMAEd8lq?format=jpg&name=small)
Great Googly-Moogly, they actually believe this crap!
-
Head shots work on zombies not so well on socialists...OK, good to know! ::hat-tip::
-
The Insurance Company Asked For a Simple Drawing of the Accident (https://iotwreport.com/the-insurance-company-asked-for-a-simple-drawing-of-the-accident/)
(https://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-14-at-4.52.38-AM-500x488.jpg)
H/T Comments at AmericanDigest.org
-
I'll just let his actions speak for themself.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/11/18/watch-eric-swalwell-rips-a-massive-fart-on-live-tv-and-its-now-being-dubbed-fartgate-n2556695 (https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/11/18/watch-eric-swalwell-rips-a-massive-fart-on-live-tv-and-its-now-being-dubbed-fartgate-n2556695)
::mooning:: ::rockets::
::laughonfloor::
-
OK, the deer drawing...awesome...Insurance clowns not comprehending a collision with Bambi...pathetic...but this is the age a lazy and stupid.
Eric the Farter...well, as people are pointing out in droves...demosocialists are full of sh*t...so methane production is likely also greater than normal as well.
(https://www.beanogas.com/sites/beanogas/files/product-images/Beano-tablets-updated.jpg)
Even GMB having sport with this one!
https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1196700918378565633 (https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1196700918378565633)
::hysterical::
-
WZ's having fun with this!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2abb43a9e582e439881533da69175d86a8a42467a5c246f4fa5e524d4656d35d.png)
::hysterical::
Case closed!
https://twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1196763163242455043
::laughonfloor::
-
Swalwell will never live this down (and he shouldn't) as neither will Cory "Spartacus" Booker.
-
Beck was having a ball with this today!! ::oldman::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1196936139136995330
Heh, yeah.
Again...could be dangerous in an area with a significant CCW presence.
-
Right up there with "...but I did not inhale".
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9aee1830cd1925ef854f5be6c1a6cd6babd5057531ae50bce799ad3aaa4b0cee.jpg)
-
https://twitter.com/allidoisowen/status/1201195012731678720
snort!
-
::creepycryingbaby:: I don't believe him .
-
https://videos.whatfinger.com/2019/12/03/humor-hey-fido-i-told-you-not-to-fart-around-me-next-time-ill-get-more-evil-20-secs/ (https://videos.whatfinger.com/2019/12/03/humor-hey-fido-i-told-you-not-to-fart-around-me-next-time-ill-get-more-evil-20-secs/)
::hysterical::
-
Heh.
Cats have no overlord but themselves...they are The Law.
-
OK, this is pretty good mocking right here!
Comedian-actor Ricky Gervais has called out Canadian transgender activist Jessica Yaniv who claims to have been emotionally “hurt” after a gynecologist office declined an appointment.
Yaniv, who was born male and now identifies as a transgender woman, gained notoriety earlier this year for filing a lawsuit against a group of female Vancouver beauticians, alleging discrimination when they declined to perform a Brazilian bikini wax on Yaniv’s male genitalia.
The case, which Yaniv ultimately lost, drew widespread mockery from some media and entertainment personalities, who speculated whether Yaniv was just grievance shopping. Among the skeptics was Gervais, who joked on Twitter that he would dress up as Yaniv for Halloween so that he wouldn’t have to shave his “big old hairy balls.”
Yaniv claimed this week that a gynecologist office declined service, saying “we don’t serve transgender patients.” The activist took to Twitter to express shock and dismay.
“And me, being me, I’m shocked.. and confused… and hurt,” Yaniv wrote. “Are they allowed to do that, legally? Isn’t that against the college practices?”
Gervais took the opportunity to have another laugh at Yaniv’s expense, cracking a joke about Yaniv’s rejection.
“It’s disgusting that a qualified gynaecologist can refuse to check a lady’s cock for ovarian cancer. What if her bollocks are pregnant? She could lose the baby. I’m outraged,” Gervais tweeted Tuesday.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/12/04/ricky-gervais-calls-out-trans-woman-jessica-yaniv-hurt-because-gynecologist-wont-serve-transgender-patients/ (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/12/04/ricky-gervais-calls-out-trans-woman-jessica-yaniv-hurt-because-gynecologist-wont-serve-transgender-patients/)
::hysterical::
PS-The timing of this couldn't be better....
A scientific researcher has discovered differences in brain function within transgender individuals, which may explain their behavioral and mental problems.
Published in the journal eNeuro, researcher Stephen Gliske presented evidence that brain networks associated with how a person interprets the ownership of their body parts, that determines gender-typical actions, and manages chronic distress are different within individuals who suffer from gender dysphoria.
Gender dysphoria is a mental condition in which an afflicted person experiences anguish due to the lack of congruence between their biological sex and their preferred gender. LGBT activists have pushed for individuals with gender dysphoria to be drugged and mutilated, harboring their deluded fantasies instead of giving them the treatment they desperately need.
Gliske, who works as a research assistant professor in neurology at the University of Michigan, refers to the “multisense theory” in his findings. He believes that his multisense theory is accurate, as opposed to the “opposite brain sex theory” that is being pushed as dogma by LGBT activists and their allies in academia.
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/scientist-discovers-abnormal-brain-function-in-transgender-individuals-liberals-rush-to-suppress-findings/ (https://bigleaguepolitics.com/scientist-discovers-abnormal-brain-function-in-transgender-individuals-liberals-rush-to-suppress-findings/)
The reaction is typical - LGBTQWERTY community goes apeshyt, SJW storm-troopers called to action, GeobbelsMedia destroys Gliske and targets Michigan for SJW pooh-flinging dramatics, Michigan folds, Gliske cashiered out and never spoken of again...science and truth crushed, socialisti cause is triumphant!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc79d5228dfdaf8bb92a774e7972a45457f20a6a4abf56c8ac1257159b2ab761.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf165d67b206bf4581289afd56c6a3d353028a8981b588f04a55134265c9e35.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9bd3a84c856bb6655832d3b514563c3c2c0110ceb18cedf8ab11f34c560b7e39.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4ddbe4b183731977cf3bdba291fee68f174cca0d60033038b4c69cc7fe9de22.jpg)
-
::laughonfloor::
-
What's the big deal...meant to be an ugly sweater...yes?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d75c710ab959ceeb12268b4d00a3d57477bd13b40b753b07e0680730d8987b2c.png)
Once again it is people who struggle with reading and/or comprehending (ie-publically indoctrinated low-info socialisti)!
-
::hysterical::
https://twitter.com/alx/status/1204640032201551872
::whoohoo::
-
Behold, the power of pork!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d62d70942e1ba13060114dbb67defe30fc632b9f383cc98ba017263de428b145.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://i1.wp.com/www.stormfax.com/ElfOnTheProwlBlog2.jpg)
As Larry would say after cracking that joke..."That ain't right..."
-
https://youtu.be/uQJoar17jyo
Heh!
-
H/T-TPC
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/46936-Paltrow%202%20pack.jpg)
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/640x480q90/922/BAHtBn.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Squee!
-
The pathetic prog pandering poodleheads at Mattel of achieved complete idiocy...an idiocy so ridiculous it meets the requirements for dark humor...
(https://media.wltx.com/assets/CCT/images/40d795c7-9f90-4416-9d26-bd867b9c0cb9/40d795c7-9f90-4416-9d26-bd867b9c0cb9_750x422.jpg)
https://www.wltx.com/article/syndication/heartthreads/barbie-launches-new-dolls-with-hairloss-vitiligo-skin-condition-bald/507-7f29836e-5f22-4726-9229-b5ccaa6eb3db (https://www.wltx.com/article/syndication/heartthreads/barbie-launches-new-dolls-with-hairloss-vitiligo-skin-condition-bald/507-7f29836e-5f22-4726-9229-b5ccaa6eb3db)
::facepalm::
Their village is choke full of idiots...are these really flying off the shelves? I sincerely doubt it.
-
WZ on fire today -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/94507ff286b17e075371f21a0e933a936e49b6924a3e6e1e806f0d2601ba7c79.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56cbd8fa44dac96f661895f41582dff51ab1d38ccf5fa267262e88fb84b480c3.jpg)
::thumbsup::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a8a517cf0f35c3454d224130ac9049176cfab7fcd27aaa0b27d209d1c788495.jpg)
::whoohoo::
-
APB for Coonman Northam!
https://nypost.com/2020/01/29/man-in-blackface-robs-maryland-bank/
-
OK, saw this while rifling through WZ's and this is just silly hilarious...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9951c79876d7987b4c7b5c0323e08b4b55bb4a6c11da09b71b15139c4174d4db.gif)
::hysterical::
Cough her up like a Flerken later or what?
;D
-
Man kicks bear in butt. Regrets it.
https://youtu.be/d-WWdE1_RW0
-
Man kicks bear in butt. Regrets it.
https://youtu.be/d-WWdE1_RW0
Very enjoyable. It was labeled "Graphic" but it, unfortunately, wasn't even close to being graphic enough for me. I would have liked something more along the lines of the Grizzly rape scene in 'The Revenant'.
-
IMO all of God's creatures have the duty to maul morons when they demonstrate their idiocy.
Good bear! ::thumbsup::
-
Woodchuck says an early Spring...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/groundhog-day-2020-punxsutawney-phil-prediction-forecast-winter-spring-weather (https://www.foxnews.com/us/groundhog-day-2020-punxsutawney-phil-prediction-forecast-winter-spring-weather)
...fine with me...
...but this stunt doesn't have a great record...but that could be the critter-whisperer's fault...
In the end it is merely an excuse to get outside and goof off...
-
H/T - WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5b230cb6670a76b2f7cf003bd66b82e265b99e9cdd4c19f5b51f3d94c87f75e.jpg)
Heh, poor Monday...but if not for Monday, Tuesday would be loathed...yadda yadda yadda...
I hope this is accurate...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1dfbf6e5e05cf3d37c34c38ef15b24072f5fb35afbb9349318cbb80e49ec64e2.jpg)
...reminds me of the challenge I made to a clown in boot camp...never did show up at the designated place and time for his whuppin'...and I don't know about this Marine pilot...but all these years later I still feel cheated...
-
(https://i0.wp.com/wilderwealthywise.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/hooter.jpg)
Talk about out kicking my coverage...
;D
-
(https://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv021820dAPR20200218124507.jpg)
::thinking::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4bae62fb9175be7f041da8fb69bcf5e7c44968f014105b2eca8033a4a01df8d8.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
H/T - WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7ff2a525fb0b56c750077566436718a7070af7be327430fad3c9559696c9b65.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2807579207e59d0d093dfe4642d8fa9b852fb9a4914190c8f872f4bbbfbd4af2.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Heh!
https://twitter.com/gopaulblair/status/1231056946314334208
And continuing that theme...
https://the-liberty-daily.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/hillary-for-prison-shirt
::thumbsup::
-
They even had a Nancy Pelosi float that was horrendously ugly....and funny. ::hysterical::
-
Damn...that could scare some folk's poop white! ::speechless::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/corona-1.jpg)
.
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/corona-2.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b35f6d4ae6971e3b3bbdec1fd97d2e3f7fe7cc3568596eb4a5a8c7247ec7c912.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5452a552c74b5d622a212488f46772ca0b6a0db72542eddef66e1cc36deeaca2.png)
Heh!
H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1239680736233308160 (https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1239680736233308160)
::hysterical::
-
Haaaaa!!!!!!
::laughonfloor::
-
Journalism.
https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1241971903348101120 (https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1241971903348101120)
-
Animal Planet? ::hysterical::
-
Sent that to three countries last night.
-
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/ddc2b7df9c19dec3.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/406aabe049c8aeae.jpg)
H/T - WRSA
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1242470086272643075
Heh!
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/weekend-travel.png?w=640)
-
Well, take your time Pab's. ;D
-
CNN Publishes Real News Story... (https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-publishes-real-news-story-for-april-fools-day?utm_source=whatfinger)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b37d580d0c5e1b4c27a7301e4a38d12413854c2d4ec821ee66c36d5d76948e0.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b37d580d0c5e1b4c27a7301e4a38d12413854c2d4ec821ee66c36d5d76948e0.jpg)
H/T-WZ
I stole it and sent it to three countries.
-
Again? You steal as much as I do! ;D ::thumbsup::
-
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1b8fc392163d8e0905ec774eebca1661/tenor.gif)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50d4f284a2a7298e8315ee8a6def2e6c555281141c05572e2fe2ae44267a2028.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
Should've stocked up on the hair bleach, chickie. Oh wait, look who I'm talkin' to.
-
A good number of brown and black haired people in the 35-60 yo range (especially women) will be also. I'd put a smiley here but this one is going to hit a little close to home, so I better not, when the wife is still in range.
-
I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.
-
Due to #quarantinelife, my family & I have decided that we're ONLY going to tell . . .
.
.
.
. . . inside jokes.
;D
-
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:
"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"
How fat was she Rodney??
"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."
-
::thinking::
-
I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.
I kept putting off a haircut before this shutdown.
I already look like the unabomber.
-
I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.
I kept putting off a haircut before this shutdown.
I already look like the unabomber.
::rolllaughing::
-
Nobody have clippers? I already volunteered to umm style (heh) my brother & sister... ::devil::
A little off the top and sides? OK, buzzcut it is!
-
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:
"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"
How fat was she Rodney??
"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."
"I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."
"My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water."
;D
https://youtu.be/0SVZvWaMWsA
-
https://youtu.be/MYmQn22jo1E
-
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:
"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"
How fat was she Rodney??
"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."
"I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."
"My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water."
;D
https://youtu.be/0SVZvWaMWsA
He still kills me.
-
Rodney is priceless and timeless. ::thumbsup::
Take a look at this pic via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9204c3f9c4f7dc320d05403a960386ee82972c2b9564c8b081e38f029c52f9d.jpg)
I cannot look at that and not think of the game "whack-a-mole"! ;D
-
(https://s17-us2.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https%3A%2F%2Fencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQMn20tZ6Z_eeijGAue14SCXxzbjtKM1FbEjLW50_3V05r8h0M23Q%26s&sp=cd315bb7f612285d5ffcb070241d5701&anticache=751130) (https://s17-us2.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https%3A%2F%2Fencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcR3fWzrzM1B9R3Q2Gyv4ZxY0OdsFDLILdNpvZZSdgLUZmgsMyN7%26s&sp=6d5a67ba47539275464fad16be51b380&anticache=953312)
-
Looks like a rat to me.
Oh, and see this?
::facepalm::
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-installs-ejection-seats-throughout-press-briefing-room
Funny? Sure...because with these extreme Ameriphobic commie pricks it should NOT be fiction!!!
::outrage::
-
That's Pepino, the Italian Mouse.
-
Ahhh
And, came across this at WZ -
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthefunnybeaver.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F04%2Fworld-champion.jpg&key=e38diy6psgdJzo7FMG64kA&w=600&h=655
::hysterical::
Anudder one...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fde2ffa670f87d6e0f699ea3db287010922dd7360ea36638c7504f1b918c2489.jpg)
Bloodsuckers!
-
https://youtu.be/Gr1wTXKN5YA
-
https://youtu.be/Gr1wTXKN5YA
::hysterical:: Killin' me.
-
Yeah..."her" hand signs and expressions are a nice touch. ::laughonfloor::
-
https://youtu.be/VBka5M867hw
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmQn22jo1E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmQn22jo1E)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1Pp0kauzs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1Pp0kauzs)
-
This one is my family no joke I can't tell you how much sh*t like this I've been through. foottapping
https://youtu.be/tDjDOpgLBuk
-
This one is my family no joke I can't tell you how much sh*t like this I've been through. foottapping
https://youtu.be/tDjDOpgLBuk (https://youtu.be/tDjDOpgLBuk)
Pretty sure that would drive me nuts!
Is that why this happens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6_VLm0U_-Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6_VLm0U_-Y)
::hysterical::
-
"I hate you so much you no believe it!"
-
This one is my family no joke I can't tell you how much sh*t like this I've been through. foottapping
https://youtu.be/tDjDOpgLBuk (https://youtu.be/tDjDOpgLBuk)
Pretty sure that would drive me nuts!
Is that why this happens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6_VLm0U_-Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6_VLm0U_-Y)
::hysterical::
Oh hell yes.
-
https://youtu.be/Qu9byajluwU
Can't we all get along?
-
I had to post this one.
https://youtu.be/JIMeEmo2gmI?list=RDCMUC5JJfODFiPD2uFKR4o8q0OQ
-
Yeah, you had to. ::hysterical::
I've been flipping over to streaming YouTube before going to bed, seeing any new ones out there...saw this one -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-IzPFiqT0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-IzPFiqT0)
Zia need a shave, eh? ::rolllaughing::
Vaffanculo extension! ::laughonfloor::
Rotator cup... ::rolllaughing::
The close is a hoot! PITA wife! ::laughonfloor::
These are a hoot!
-
I had to post this one.
https://youtu.be/JIMeEmo2gmI?list=RDCMUC5JJfODFiPD2uFKR4o8q0OQ
Yeah, 'cause anybody's gonna go by what some 12 year-old punk says, what's called what and how to say what.
Uh huh.
-
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/21st-century-schizoid-mask.png)
21st Century Schizoid Mask
-
I had to post this one.
https://youtu.be/JIMeEmo2gmI?list=RDCMUC5JJfODFiPD2uFKR4o8q0OQ
Yeah, 'cause anybody's gonna go by what some 12 year-old punk says, what's called what and how to say what.
Uh huh.
::curtsy4::
-
People are the zoo inmates now...
https://twitter.com/V_actually/status/1250213712125886471
And for John -
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1250223666589204480
Who doesn't like a da pizza pie?! ;D
-
I had to post this one.
https://youtu.be/JIMeEmo2gmI?list=RDCMUC5JJfODFiPD2uFKR4o8q0OQ
Yeah, 'cause anybody's gonna go by what some 12 year-old punk says, what's called what and how to say what.
Uh huh.
::curtsy4::
::curtsy4:: ::curtsy4::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd14fc7b715e0f237a6971e30616dea597b4826eda681b430b72b07b0d078831.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
And James Woods gems -
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1250097251793244160
::laughonfloor::
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1248704388887003137
Heh!
Based on reality, the best humor!
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1248692106983395330
-
He's a true gem. Almost makes me want a twitter acct. ::thinking::
-
Only if they let me sign up as Kommie Killer. :D
-
Only time I see anything he says is when Coulter posts it on her site
-
I see him all over different sites I surf... ::thumbsup::
-
Only time I see anything he says is when Coulter posts it on her site
Wow forgot about her. She got dumped by almost everybody.
-
She writes a new topic every Thu as only she can do
-
This is a gut-buster -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxTCfUJr-9k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxTCfUJr-9k)
"It's impossible...3 reasons...Congratulations!"!
::hysterical::
-
My wife didn't see the humor in that one.
-
;D ::exitstageleft::
-
;D
-
Try this one John -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO2tg4sQaAE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO2tg4sQaAE)
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49062f437c64206300a065dd5caac4559e1ae52d55557115e6f13d470dcf9394.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9cc57ed402dfa5c537781ed1c03277f6564364226750afadf66277866125c73.png)
H/T-WZ
-
:o
-
:o
Oldie but a goody. ::rolllaughing::
-
https://youtu.be/WadMy4UxI9E
-
The shot
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1251532625942130689 (https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1251532625942130689)
The Chaser
Dennis Miller
16 hrs ·
I had a nightm...no...make that a dream...I had a dream last night that General George Patton slapped Brian Stelter so hard the tectonic ripple emanating off his baldy baby blubbering bean eradicated Covid-19 thru what the General deemed "plenty o' positive pulsin' power." I sat up in bed and applauded like a Frenchman greeting Lindy at Le Bourget Airfield and then I laid back and slept a sleep much like Ripley after she flushed the Pelosibeast out of the loading bay door.
::laughonfloor::
-
The shot
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1251532625942130689 (https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1251532625942130689)
The Chaser
Dennis Miller
16 hrs ·
I had a nightm...no...make that a dream...I had a dream last night that General George Patton slapped Brian Stelter so hard the tectonic ripple emanating off his baldy baby blubbering bean eradicated Covid-19 thru what the General deemed "plenty o' positive pulsin' power." I sat up in bed and applauded like a Frenchman greeting Lindy at Le Bourget Airfield and then I laid back and slept a sleep much like Ripley after she flushed the Pelosibeast out of the loading bay door.
::laughonfloor::
I object! Any reference to that particular GoebbelsMedia ponce must adhere to the accurate James Woods description - "Helium-voiced little bitch"!
-
#TypicalBetaMale.....................................................................#TypicalBetaMale
-
Not Beta, Gamma.
-
Not Beta, Gamma.
Hadn't heard that before - looked it up on Urban Dictionary:
A Gamma Male is the third step down in the hierarchical taxonomy of the male sex, directly below a Beta Male and fathoms below an Alpha male. A Gamma Male unconsciously adopts or duplicates female behaviors, values, or expectations in the hopes of winning female admiration.
Ugh! ::puke::
-
If I'm honest, however, I must confess that -- much earlier in my life -- I actually struggled with the concept that I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
It eventually required medical help.
-
Vox Day talks a lot about the so called social sexual hierarchy, with alphas, betas, etc.
'
-
If I'm honest, however, I must confess that -- much earlier in my life -- I actually struggled with the concept that I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
It eventually required medical help.
Yes, it's called "birth". ::thumbsup::
Gamma's keep wanting to crawl back in... ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/st-bernard-dogs.jpg)
-
For SF? ::laughonfloor::
-
Find 16 circles please.
(https://ambientlandscape.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/puzzle.png)
-
I seem to recall reading somewhere about the scientifical reason why some people can immediately identify these patterns and some people cannot. I mostly have no issues with them. Oddly though, there have been a few where I can't see the alternate image......and then I relax and there it is.
I usually chalk it up to the drugs I took in my teens.
::danceban::
-
Ditto...and deja vu. ;D
-
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/04/26/intellectual-froglegs-a-coded-message-to-subversive-comrades-in-quarantine/ (https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/04/26/intellectual-froglegs-a-coded-message-to-subversive-comrades-in-quarantine/)
::thumbsup::
Another good one -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVs5AyjzwRM&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVs5AyjzwRM&feature=youtu.be)
-
I seem to recall reading somewhere about the scientifical reason why some people can immediately identify these patterns and some people cannot. I mostly have no issues with them. Oddly though, there have been a few where I can't see the alternate image......and then I relax and there it is.
I usually chalk it up to the drugs I took in my teens.
::danceban::
Another test...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6aa44c7d6741a31ba336648e6e12ac4b53ccc3542411df042c556d57ce6754db.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1254851536125071363
-
(https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-29-at-9.05.29-am.png)
H/T-WRSA
::facepalm::
Though...for some it may be an improvement! ::hysterical:: ::exitstageleft::
-
So, after a couple of glasses of Shiraz . . .I get this great idea for a reality TV show that can go into production after the COVID19 smoke clears & dying isn't trending anymore:
"I Was a Teenage Transgender in Isolated Lockdown"
Yeah, that's gotta' leave an indelible emotional scar . . . but the ratings could be HUGE!
-
That's great! And you want people watching this why? We've got enough r's, ya dope; we need to encourage K.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/OWHNJQO.jpg)
H/T-TLR/CT
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e4f06f2c848970c6e05461928d81a464418f62ff9459085f7f14ffca7e4ca5a.jpg)
So true!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1257306406677438464
Yeah...most guys cannot do that! ::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1257306406677438464
Yeah...most guys cannot do that! ::laughonfloor::
Not so fast -- go look on YouTube for the instruction vid/s on how to use stretchy boxer shorts as a mask.
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1257306406677438464
Yeah...most guys cannot do that! ::laughonfloor::
Not so fast -- go look on YouTube for the instruction vid/s on how to use stretchy boxer shorts as a mask.
Hold on sister...I said "most"...as in stinky sweaty guy-skid cannot do that! ::hysterical::
-
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/error (https://www.donaldjtrump.com/error)
::laughonfloor::
-
https://youtu.be/xKZm1q6wCNk
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI6_NJTz3GI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI6_NJTz3GI)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7416619a55f85f5553628efadf7e863fdf350866e05456bf5bd2cc55bb296da.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://youtu.be/C5Kstovgsvw
-
(https://www.bookwormroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Silly-stuff-baby-Yodo-drink-from-bartender.jpg)
I LOL'd, I couldn't help it, it was the little sword.
-
Paul Joseph Watson on Karenism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3uA2eLgbk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3uA2eLgbk)
::hysterical::
-
That's somebody with a very good imagination Pan. Wonder how it tastes? ;D
::cussing:: feminazi's...that Karen stuff is hilarious...and highlights how stunningly moronic and dangerous sheeple are.
-
I run a trail that gives me multiple directions/paths in which to go (I don't wear a mask when I run) -- and you should see folks walk 10 feet into the woods to get away from me. If they thought about it, I wouldn't be able to run IF I was infected (breathing would be laborious) - but they move away all the same. I have techno music on via ear-buds - so I'm not sure if anyone mutters; but it's amusing to me (and I fight the urge to throw my arms up and yell "BOO!"
;D
-
Boo! is OK...coughing probably gets you SWATted...
::)
-
I run a trail that gives me multiple directions/paths in which to go (I don't wear a mask when I run) -- and you should see folks walk 10 feet into the woods to get away from me. If they thought about it, I wouldn't be able to run IF I was infected (breathing would be laborious) - but they move away all the same. I have techno music on via ear-buds - so I'm not sure if anyone mutters; but it's amusing to me (and I fight the urge to throw my arms up and yell "BOO!"
;D
Aw, go ahead ........ DO IT!!
-
I rarely see masks in person, no one runs off onto the grass to get away from me and the only word I usually hear is "hi."
On Nextdoor, however... Karen and her whipped little husband rule.
-
This is definitely a r vs K thing...
In my rural , blue collar town no one is wearing a mask outdoors. Many put them on as a courtesy when entering stores - largely because there is a sign on the door requesting it
The rabbit R-oriented people are of course scared of any breaking branch.. Someone thumped their foot and they all ran into their holes for cover. They know they are totally unprepared to look at data or think for themselves. K-oriented wolf people will do stuff for the pack.. but they aren't running scared.
-
My body, my choice...SCOTUS says so! Nah nah nah nah naaahhhhh!!!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a519450a0295f966fd0258ec7a5123213743a0a1718bf58806956b00bb1fbe11.gif)
Wormhole? Twilight Zone? My colonoscopy?
All of the above! ;D
-
Wormhole? Twilight Zone? My colonoscopy?
I'll go bleach my eyes now. Thank you very much.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bwAOo46Ddwj16/giphy.gif)
-
Hilarious! (https://twitter.com/NinjaCir3ng/status/1266683685933211648)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/fuzzy-mask.png)
-
Cousin It ready to roll! ::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1268417004186157056
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
-
Doggy got a bad taste in his mouth.
-
Doggy got a bad taste in his mouth.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e3ee8c71d1a4d7345a820a3f4668a99a55a855c604a0aacbbb1aec449a9a7c3.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5bcb17c29076700d14cf86c7c9da739bf1369a8987a488c762d06f88bc10d6ff.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
https://youtu.be/C5Kstovgsvw
-
I'm a the best swimmer you a never saw...
::hysterical::
-
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/48184-Kneeling.jpg)
H/T-TPC
Bwuuuhaahaaaaa!!!!
-
The Waddler is still the shortest person in the room. ::hysterical::
-
Biden's New 2020 Slogan:
"If you ain't looting, you ain't a democrat."
-
Lot's of slogans apply...
If you don't kill cops, you ain't a democrat.
If you ain't extorting people, you ain't a democrat.
If you ain't red-assed commie, you ain't a democrat.
Yadda yadda yadda...
-
https://youtu.be/1RVFbk7W8lQ
::laughonfloor::
-
Biden's New 2020 Slogan:
"If you ain't looting, you ain't a democrat."
A WZ contribution -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f8e57fa19b75cf79874fc4fbf0c4a7be8849c6381742fb7050072a959db40e2b.jpg)
-
CheckItOut -- there are some incredible rims & wheels on this baby . . !
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/jeep.jpg)
-
I think you discovered the cure for boredom...add hooch and cigars...perfetto!
But, sure...I will take the entire rig...as-is. :D
-
4D Chess: Trump Announces He Is Gay So He Cannot Be Fired From The Presidency
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After SCOTUS ruled Monday that LGBTQ people cannot be fired for their orientation, President Trump immediately announced he has long been in the closet as a gay man.
"Men? Love 'em," Trump said at a press conference. "Yep, I'm gay. 100% all about the rainbow, the men raining from the sky, all of that stuff. Totally gay."
"I am probably the gayest person, maybe ever. Many people say so."
Liberals screamed at the sky in protest as their move to protect LGBTQ people from being discriminated against in the workplace backfired. The celebration outside the Supreme Court quickly turned somber as they realized what they had done, guaranteeing Trump will never be allowed to be removed from the White House. The progressive activists immediately began working to get the ruling overturned.
Legal analysts said Trump's move was "genius" and "legally foolproof." "Yeah, there's not much anyone can do to get Trump out of the White House now," said Dr. Harry Von Ulrich, a constitutional law professor. "We're stuck with him until 2032, best case scenario."
Mike Pence immediately resigned in protest.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-is-gay-so-he-cannot-be-fired-from-the-presidency
I hear some comments that some of the sub-morons on the left are actually passing this along as legit...
::hysterical::
-
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce0d1dc8352acd9c012add4da84b29042fb4877b8b219085ee8b965c9a7fd763.jpg?w=800&h=321
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce0d1dc8352acd9c012add4da84b29042fb4877b8b219085ee8b965c9a7fd763.jpg?w=800&h=321)
-
different version.
(https://i0.wp.com/fabiusmaximus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/oligarchy-club2.gif)
-
better version
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0120/0692/products/mockup-c4a80d18.jpg?v=1583516303
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0120/0692/products/mockup-c4a80d18.jpg?v=1583516303)
-
That ain't funny... ::outrage::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8a4a34ccf85bc371f19a4467cdd0a5bf229089be263d21c99669f89ba01882dc.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/056/619/356/original/3e53ff3beb28a334.jpeg)
H/T-WRSA
-
(https://i.maga.host/ht88AWS.jpeg)
-
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/dmB5vD2t2gR8Y/giphy.gif)
-
SRAEL—Working at an archaeological dig in the Valley of Elah, Bible experts have come up with an interesting theory concerning the death of Goliath, hulking giant of the Philistines who fought David in one-on-one combat.
Though he did have severe head trauma and neck problems, his death is now being counted as a COVID-19 death.
"While we didn't test him per se, he exhibited a lot of the symptoms of COVID-19," said one Bible scholar as he carefully worked to unearth some ancient face masks from Bible times. "The wooziness, the falling down, the headache -- it's all pretty clearly indicative of the novel coronavirus." He also stated that the virus ran rampant among the Philistines because they did not social distance, while Israel was relatively safe because King Saul declared a lockdown.
One researcher suggested that Goliath did not die of coronavirus but simply ODed, having been stoned. But then the other researchers realized he was telling a dad joke and told him to shut up and keep digging.
At publishing time, scholars had proposed that everyone who died in the Flood, the Israelite conquest of Canaan, and the flattening of Sodom and Gomorrah also died of COVID-19.
https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-experts-determine-goliath-died-of-covid-19
Funny? Yes, because the seed of truth...without the CDC and politically-motivated bureaucrats pushing to classify as much as possible as COVID-19 fatality...such humor would only be fanciful teasing of an odd kook advocating something insane.
-
(https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/mueller-team-2.jpg)
Looks like a warm up range target to me...
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d8b9439542cd6256c1205ee1381330f8049c67d101b011ac601ada5abca280e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d8b9439542cd6256c1205ee1381330f8049c67d101b011ac601ada5abca280e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
This is why I have five tape measures!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d8b9439542cd6256c1205ee1381330f8049c67d101b011ac601ada5abca280e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
This is why I have five tape measures!
But where are they is the question. Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d8b9439542cd6256c1205ee1381330f8049c67d101b011ac601ada5abca280e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
This is why I have five tape measures!
But where are they is the question. Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.
I've learned that things "bubble up" eventually. If you have sufficient quantity of a certain thing it will bubble up sooner ;'}
I misplaced my wood splitting wedges recently. I spent a half hour looking and then bought more. Today I walked right up to them!
Murphy's law
-
I used to have a rule that any family member who "borrowed" a tool (screwdriver, hammer, pliers, etc) HAD to return it to my workshop.
But my sweet wife never would & 1/2 of any routine job meant searching for what she misplaced . . .
. . . so I bought her a few tools of her own
(but she's always losing them & . . . borrows mine!) ::)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d8b9439542cd6256c1205ee1381330f8049c67d101b011ac601ada5abca280e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
This is why I have five tape measures!
But where are they is the question. Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.
I've learned that things "bubble up" eventually. If you have sufficient quantity of a certain thing it will bubble up sooner ;'}
I misplaced my wood splitting wedges recently. I spent a half hour looking and then bought more. Today I walked right up to them!
Murphy's law
Yeah...I call that one the bleeping mental block syndrome...you look for something so hard, have it fixed in your mind exactly what it looks like...and you are blind to it...I've learned after a few minutes to give it up and do something else...an over-night works best...and then not even looking for it you see it.
But it's irritating as all heck when it strikes!
-
I used to have a rule that any family member who "borrowed" a tool (screwdriver, hammer, pliers, etc) HAD to return it to my workshop.
But my sweet wife never would & 1/2 of any routine job meant searching for what she misplaced . . .
. . . so I bought her a few tools of her own
(but she's always losing them & . . . borrows mine!) ::)
OK, apart form the losing part...as a kid me and my brother drove my father nuts...
My brother would use a hammer, take it off it's place on the hook...and leave it on the garage floor...I would then use the hammer and do as I was told time and time again...put it where I found it...on the garage floor...
Father comes home...see's hammer...has to know it's coming...that's where I found it. ::hysterical::
-
Wait til it gets to the point you forget what you're looking for ::confused::
-
On balance I often "find" things I didn't know I had lost - while searching for things I cannot find.
::doh::
-
Wait til it gets to the point you forget what you're looking for ::confused::
I'm there.
-
I do not loose anything...some things are just temporarily in a place they don't belong that I haven't located yet...
:o
-
I've lost tools and need them so I buy another. When I put it away I find that the missing tool is there.
-
And the tool collection is now yuuuuuge. ;D
Really though, can you have too many? Legacy items, your kids gonna make a haul. ::thumbsup::
I came across this earlier as I was rummaging...believe you posted it a while back...
http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,15175.msg171099.html#msg171099 (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,15175.msg171099.html#msg171099)
...I struggle with patience...the older I get the better it isn't getting...so if I can't find after a few attempts...I go get it...OK, maybe down to 2 attempts now...
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9294b202f13e54ff3fd231ad64c1d767374a62ad284f3a04762c65b0b9933e98.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
This is funny...
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/057/202/776/original/a83587fed12e3401.jpg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
This is better...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0415b392e64f6b7333837492cbcb495b32973711611394231afdbee5e3f8e36e.jpg)
H/T-WZ
But this is way better...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1285514792636223494
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
-
Oh Lordy!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0322418664f701892ef192459e7129f1a0a8b85bb2cf232c77aabeae85e3de89.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
Saw this @ WZ -
(https://i.imgflip.com/49n67s.jpg)
-
Not from the web, but from a friend -- at least I thought it's funny --
Putting ideas like that out there is bad,. foottapping ::thinking::
-
Rusty - Please delete your comment as soon as possible. Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!
-
Rusty - Please delete your comment as soon as possible. Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!
Which comment? Did he delete it or change it?
-
The Ernest pic?
Anyway...
Sawe this at TLR/CT - Hilarious...tweakers!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1288061853650890755
::hysterical::
-
Yep - it was the Ernest picture I deleted. I have mixed thoughts about the censorship request, but with that, looks sounds like this thread is going towards other social media sites , i.e - facebook and twitter. So with that I'll bid y'all a fine "ADIOS". ::exitstageleft::
-
Don't run off Rusty...I just think 'Soup was only looking to protect you from pests exploiting the vulnerability of info attached to the pic posted! Not censorship, concern for your cyber safety.
-
Exactly! I suspect Rusty did not really read Soup's comment correctly:
"Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!"
-
Anybody get ahold of him?
-
Rusty - Please delete your comment as soon as possible. Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!
Which comment? Did he delete it or change it?
Sorry - yes, it was the attached file. When I opened it I was able to view his email inbox and see other personal details. Not good!
Instead of uploading files out of my email I've been using PostImage: https://postimages.org/
It seems fairly straightforward and all you end up with is an image - no metadata.
-
Anybody get ahold of him?
I emailed him. No response yet.
-
Hopefully he responds and understands the issue and comes back.
BOT - Saw this @ WZ -
(https://i.imgflip.com/49um71.jpg)
::hysterical::
Nobody safe...even the inanimate. Bet he took the bait...thought she was real...
::laughonfloor::
-
Trollin' trollin' trollin'...keep stirrin' those rotten commies...oh, yeah!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288818160389558273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1288818160389558273%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fvideos.whatfinger.com%2F2020%2F07%2F30%2Fpresident-trump-the-tweet-just-now-on-delaying-the-vote-due-to-coronavirus-that-is-causing-an-insane-amount-of-screams-right-now%2F
(https://images2.imgbox.com/c8/27/8qS7DwyM_o.gif)
-
(https://i.imgflip.com/2s99vy.jpg)
H/T-TLR/CT
::hysterical::
-
(https://media.thedonald.win/post/gaiSKqmF.jpeg)
H/T-TLR/CT
https://youtu.be/vUWQxePDC50
Something that isn't real that I sure as heck would make real in a Libertas Consulship!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28010c006510eb8103ab6ebba7347f6d951fa319e91c9811f63f1ede0ce358b9.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://media.thedonald.win/post/gaiSKqmF.jpeg)
H/T-TLR/CT
https://youtu.be/vUWQxePDC50
Something that isn't real that I sure as heck would make real in a Libertas Consulship!
Where's the cancel culture now? And who was he that made that crack?
-
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R5VJKsBtrlo/Xz2FKqSvOFI/AAAAAAAB3A4/nuNSRzX5mSYF61FDkVG8lOzgh6KLtoLygCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/YL5jq2zt.jpeg)
Terminated (https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/)
-
That's just too perfect!
Nice link...had to poach a pic and throw it over here - http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,16604.new.html#new (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,16604.new.html#new)
-
I got a match for ya, Pan -
(https://cdn.creators.com/589/285015/285015_image.jpg)
H/T-TLR/CT
But I think I still slightly favor your find. ::thumbsup::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7038d2056d9e3f07b72a0cc383b1a58ddc30bb3cf785caa6de2b897df3d94cf7.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Awwww, somebody done raised a perfectly useless white boy who paid the price for being an idiot...
::smallestviolin::
-
https://youtu.be/tjJPFWAtG4I
-
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7038d2056d9e3f07b72a0cc383b1a58ddc30bb3cf785caa6de2b897df3d94cf7.jpg)
::hysterical::
was/were ::thumbsup:: ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1304023180961607682
::hysterical::
-
I knew nothing...I saw nothing...I heard nothing...
https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-09-13# (https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-09-13#)
::exitstageleft::
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1305420088468668416
Oh yeah...way better than the NBA or NFL or any of that sh!t...
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpcinpFACV0&feature=emb_logo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpcinpFACV0&feature=emb_logo)
It's not every day you see one of America brightest crap their pants on TV. ::hysterical::
-
The usual word salad...and the fricken stricken penguin waddling off...probably looking for the nearest food trough...
Depends must make a bundle on this pathetic bunch...
::laughonfloor::
-
For Crazy Nancy -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c807f72838b6126e544dd09dc56a2d41bcd05374879cfc73055bb7ef76e5fbd1.gif)
For Nadless -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a3b1d3805f6ec90003edbd37b85b0617dfbed8c4c63743c9e108fc9247fac66.png)
H/T - WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
OK, WZ had this too...too hilarious not to post!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b4e7b7a40e776ed395f4a380ef4f2619804e7a2e18a8fd1d93c1ae21f29b1c27.jpg)
-
Your day is going pretty good if you haven't had a case of the naddlers, live on TV.
-
A mannequin, a marionette & a crash-test dummy walk into a bar . . .
Bartender: What'll it be, uhm . . . guys??
Mannequin: Load us up with the best scotch y'got, you Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier!
Bartender: Oh I get it - you're the Debate Prep Team for #Trump2020Landslide!
#Debate2020
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
H/T-TLR/CT
Heh!
And, via BB -
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
::thumbsup::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
H/T-TLR/CT
Heh!
And, via BB -
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
::thumbsup::
Neither tweet is available.
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
H/T-TLR/CT
Heh!
And, via BB -
https://twitter.com/i/status/1312731932640321536
::thumbsup::
Neither tweet is available.
Gah! Bloody socialist media! ::cussing::
Lemme see if I can track it down again...
ETA - Dang, can't find the first...but I found the second...I'll paste it as-is (can be a long string)...
Scroll down about 2/3rds the way...Donald the Orange...though the Unlimited Power preceding it was pretty hilarious too!
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1313252629712076807%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2020%2F10%2F06%2Ftuesday-october-6th-open-thread%2F
-
T'anks.
-
Oh, found the first one on YouTube...
Corona garage door challenge...
https://youtu.be/idFDDaFVwJo
I don't think we missed a drop...
::hysterical::
-
Skeletor...
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/holy-joe-biden-looks-like-death-erie-pennsylvania-something-wrong-old-joe/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/holy-joe-biden-looks-like-death-erie-pennsylvania-something-wrong-old-joe/)
::hysterical::
Which is why crazy Nancy is making her 25th crap up...hoping between stupidity and fraud the election can be stolen...Biden gets removed for being a swiss-cheese-head...Heels Up moves up and Nancy gets next in line...which wouldn't bode well for Heels Up's health...
But if the stupid and cheating is overwhelmed as it seems obvious it should be...it's all a pipe dream...
Still, Skeletor...hilarious! ::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
-
He's a piece of crap, this guy. Seems like the good one died.
-
Here's the Sunday sermon (as per the Parable of the Talents):
Master: “What did ye during #lockdown?
Servant 1: I was fearful, “stayed safe” @ home & wet myself.
Servant 2: I wore a mask 😷
Servant 3: I sold designer masks to suckers — here’s your cut!
Master to Servant 3: “Well done, dude!”
😉
-
Awesome...the contest has begun!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/827bb9f0a1d1352d03b95e64bf489c71eda0bcea8ec74da1591e555c92db7e13.jpg)
https://youtu.be/1v38MMDYEMw
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/qEBlgZpZWHihO/giphy.gif)
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1318743006556508160
As Larry the Cable Guy would say..."That ain't right".
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2703e0c128a827f87da03406eb3540b61ca7cce6086bdf63e95be019f624f89.jpg)
-
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/794cdf1c36ed10938afb369e363d22a77fe76352aea9c26298a3c1efc28947f5.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
Two more via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6427c5e95031ca53b72e50deb6b81f794376f38bf6ade8fe1ade3650fae62fd.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5104c9339971391467f2291a4b3b57daeb8fcecfc408967c786efd10d64b8d86.jpg)
Option B it is.
-
VOTE the candidates of your choice . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/harris_biden.png)
-
Oh my, that could provoke the thin-skinned into stupid actions...I sure hope that this is bait and the owner is hiding nearby ready to spring the trap! ::whoohoo::
-
https://twitter.com/KDORR_USA/status/1320534930833756161
::laughonfloor::
...and...
SACRAMENTO, CA—California is currently on fire, having also been plagued by darkness, earthquakes, and hippies. State leaders are claiming they have "no idea" why God keeps lighting them on fire, though they just voted to reduce penalties for pedophiles in the name of equality for the LGBTQ+ community.
https://babylonbee.com/news/state-that-just-voted-to-reduce-penalties-for-pedophiles-not-sure-why-god-keeps-lighting-them-on-fire
::hysterical::
-
(https://i1.wp.com/www.stormfax.com/NatBlackCatDayBlog.jpg)
Is it really?
I got one...but he ain't gettin' nothing special...he's spoiled enough!
PS - Did non-black cats hear about this? Gonna be hell to pay!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/77208ceee72e719e12a1aed0cc33d3cdec676d963415a76107669ef060a04a1f.gif)
::hysterical::
-
Road Sailing
https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1317155104370339841
Heh!
-
Road Sailing
https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1317155104370339841
Heh!
I think the forces of Physics would say NO!! The force exerted on the Umbrella are equal to the opposite forces exerted by the leaf blower. This is not possible!
-
Road Sailing
https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1317155104370339841
Heh!
I think the forces of Physics would say NO!! The force exerted on the Umbrella are equal to the opposite forces exerted by the leaf blower. This is not possible!
I think you're on the right track...but it depends if it is an equal force...what we don't know is predominant organic wind direction and speed, it could be sailing still...with the blower as a mere prop...
-
Road Sailing
https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1317155104370339841
Heh!
I think the forces of Physics would say NO!! The force exerted on the Umbrella are equal to the opposite forces exerted by the leaf blower. This is not possible!
I think you're on the right track...but it depends if it is an equal force...what we don't know is predominant organic wind direction and speed, it could be sailing still...with the blower as a mere prop...
Even then, Downhill or a good push just before coming on camera, I'm sure the friction coefficient of those wheel bearings and traveling across not glass like surface would say NO.
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2wZsu4X4AAWEay.png)
H/T-TLR/CT
Heh!
-
Heh!
Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-17-scotus-decisions-handed-down-since-acb-was-sworn-in
-
Saw these...
Kinda like this one...
(https://li0.rightinthebox.com/images/64x84/202006/lkenpt1593330635318.jpg)
https://www.lightinthebox.com/c/men-s-tops_5606?prm=1.3.54.0 (https://www.lightinthebox.com/c/men-s-tops_5606?prm=1.3.54.0)
Stuff messes with people's eyeballs!
;D
-
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1328105832698032128
::hysterical::
More, please!
-
Looked like she was on our side???
-
Looked like she was on our side???
Think not. Suspect that wasn't her flag, she stole it; our side doesn't dress like antifa and openly wield weapons.
Reading the comments on that Tweet, they support my opinion. One in particular, paraphrasing: She wasn't ours or, once down, they'd have stomped on her head.
-
::thumbsup::
-
Some Holiday humor and some Boogaloo humor...
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/49398-signal-2020-11-15-175714.jpeg)
H/T-TPC
Looks like something out of a John Carpenter flick...
But I hope this can be real very soon!
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-7497-2.jpg)
U.S.—An American firearms manufacturer is making waves after unveiling a brand new AR-15 that glows blue whenever libs are nearby. Constructed with ancient elven technology from the forgotten land of Gondolin, this semi-automatic rifle will pulse with an ethereal blue light whenever it detects a democrat within a 100-yard radius.
"We're really lucky to have stumbled on this technology," said a representative from Bravo Company USA. "Now you can feel confident knowing your home is safe from any godless heathen commies who prowl around at night trying to take away your second amendment!"
Bravo Company has announced they will produce a very limited run of these weapons to test the market before making more of them. Pre-orders are said to be sold out with a long waiting list.
"We are also working on a version for progressives that will glow red whenever there is a racist nearby," said the representative. "Unfortunately that seems to be malfunctioning because it only seems to glow around progressives. We're still working on it."
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ar-15-glows-blue-when-libs-are-near
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://coconuts.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/joe-biden-cake-960x540.png)
https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/hong-kong-cafe-bakes-cake-depicting-us-president-elect-biden-as-pedophile/
::hysterical:: ::puke:: ::hysterical::
PS-Not President-Elect...Coup-Beneficiary In Waiting as proclaimed by PravdaMedia.
-
Hmm . . . seems we have a baking motif . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/cupcakes.png)
-
https://youtu.be/JEuS89-RqY4
-
Pretty sure somebody is tooling with us...otherwise...well, whatever...
(https://www.zerohedge.com/s3/files/inline-images/241120monolith1.jpg)
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/mysterious-metal-monolith-discovered-remote-area-utah-desert (https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/mysterious-metal-monolith-discovered-remote-area-utah-desert)
Hey, is the rock creature on the left wearing a face diaper? Come on, man!
::hysterical::
-
Mystery solved...
EcoTards craving attention...don't like the end of civilization hogging all the presstitutes time...
YouTuber link had this comment....
Edwin Guevara
1 day ago
According to a different report you and your crew mentioned leaving no Trace then the person who was their witnessing it had to pick up all the other garbage you left behind period seems like a half-assed attempt at publicity.
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/masktrix.png)
-
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/455/114/original/6d9e4c92415ebe74.jpeg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
-
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/483/373/original/0a03b9d6fc9e2c8c.jpg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
Yup.
But, consider this...if The Big Steal succeeds...do you really think 2021 or anything after that is going to be better?
::saywhat::
-
(https://i0.wp.com/www.techjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hilarious-Images-with-Hump-Day-Humor-3.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/938/433/original/650b4104ea39f9b6.jpg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
-
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/severed-pigs-head-left-nancy-pelosis-driveway-vandals-tag-garage (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/severed-pigs-head-left-nancy-pelosis-driveway-vandals-tag-garage)
Uhh huh...seen better high school pranks...
::hysterical::
-
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/covid-19-bill-180-day-countdown-ufo-disclosures?fbclid=IwAR1yIeYlVo7tPCAAN5POnkK8eRUPJ1p-fy1AwbL9imDkUQIvkpWg19sR_2k (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/covid-19-bill-180-day-countdown-ufo-disclosures?fbclid=IwAR1yIeYlVo7tPCAAN5POnkK8eRUPJ1p-fy1AwbL9imDkUQIvkpWg19sR_2k)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7191af746ae7461b4b8bd4642ea43e83a8759f792f542f151b0f663b12f0df1f.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36fd2f80597ac336de14e89311260dba693aec4ddf953411f19d591ea90c97ae.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e25d9d3b08e54ed07d069bccdbf1ea513a218b90e0c594fb26475d0bbf5d14c.jpg)
H/T-WZ
It's truly funny...because they are all lock-step in the campaign to crush political enemies just like Stalin and Hitler...so might as well be one name...
And no matter what letters are used it can only spell totalitarian.
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50599ac4c6e0577fb333027c2519409f4de4c82e2e44fa65b2ba3197109c257f.gif)
Damn, that would make a nice banner to fly! Took down the US flag from my door...old republic is a thing of the past...
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/there-is-no-pandemic.png)
(accidentally posted in 'I saw this bit of music..."
-
Hey, if everybody said that it would sound like sweet music! ::thumbsup::
-
Need a hum or break...and these are pretty good!
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/01/IMG_4067.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/01/biden-departs-for-arlington-national-cemetary-that-was-fast.jpg)
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/01/the-week-in-pictures-the-bernie-administration.php (https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/01/the-week-in-pictures-the-bernie-administration.php)
::laughonfloor::
-
Didn't know where to post this.
Also, the DOJ just cracked down on voting fraud. Just kidding.
They went after some guy for his tweets in the 2016 election.
He tweeted that you could vote by text and people fell for it.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign (https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign)
For example, on Nov. 1, 2016, Mackey allegedly tweeted an image that featured an African American woman standing in front of an “African Americans for [the Candidate]” sign. The image included the following text: “Avoid the Line. Vote from Home. Text ‘[Candidate’s first name]’ to 59925[.] Vote for [the Candidate] and be a part of history.”
-
Didn't know where to post this.
Also, the DOJ just cracked down on voting fraud. Just kidding.
They went after some guy for his tweets in the 2016 election.
He tweeted that you could vote by text and people fell for it.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign (https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign)
For example, on Nov. 1, 2016, Mackey allegedly tweeted an image that featured an African American woman standing in front of an “African Americans for [the Candidate]” sign. The image included the following text: “Avoid the Line. Vote from Home. Text ‘[Candidate’s first name]’ to 59925[.] Vote for [the Candidate] and be a part of history.”
Who here, at some point, hasn't posted somewhere, don't forget to vote next Wednesday, Democrats!
We really are sliding into a Kurt Schlichter novel at warp speed.
-
Didn't know where to post this.
Also, the DOJ just cracked down on voting fraud. Just kidding.
They went after some guy for his tweets in the 2016 election.
He tweeted that you could vote by text and people fell for it.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign (https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/social-media-influencer-charged-election-interference-stemming-voter-disinformation-campaign)
For example, on Nov. 1, 2016, Mackey allegedly tweeted an image that featured an African American woman standing in front of an “African Americans for [the Candidate]” sign. The image included the following text: “Avoid the Line. Vote from Home. Text ‘[Candidate’s first name]’ to 59925[.] Vote for [the Candidate] and be a part of history.”
Who here, at some point, hasn't posted somewhere, don't forget to vote next Wednesday, Democrats!
We really are sliding into a Kurt Schlichter novel at warp speed.
Back in the PL days with the proliferation of so many breathtakingly mentally stunted leftists trolling about (for God's sake do NOT mention any names, even in jest!) I believe that particular seasonal taunt was plentiful.
:D
It's just that now, with the rise of the DeepState/DemCom/MarxistMedia collusion (with significant foreign, I repeat FOREIGN! assistance) have made clear that amateur election tampering will not be tolerated...the cabal hates the competition and insists upon a double standard...so the scales of actual justice are tilted so hard to corruption and treason that righting itself is impossible.
-
Just Pablo havin' some lyrical fun: With all the #COVID19 strains; which one do we choose? Vicious Venezuelan? South African Samba? Exotic European?
with apologies to Antônio Carlos Jobim & Vinícius de Moraes
"Dark & savage, contagious & deadly
the Strain from Ipanema goes lurking,
and when it passes
Each one it passes goes, "Awwwhhhhh!!"
People think, it's a Boogie-Monster
That levels cities & kills off so many;
that when it passes
Each one it passes goes, "Awwwhhhhh!!"
Oh, but I observe it sadly
How can I tell it it’s Flu-like?
Yes, I would #vaccinate gladly
But each time that it goes on a spree
It infects someone, but not me."
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/strain-from-ipanema.png)
-
LOL!
-
::thumbsup::
-
::cool::That's priceless
-
WZ's killin' me with this news...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/463623-famous-transgender-musician-falls-to-death-while-trying-to-watch-the-moon/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/463623-famous-transgender-musician-falls-to-death-while-trying-to-watch-the-moon/)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24372b2aa54ac058742e3ef36d98ee671f0dc94fa7ab3b490eb583cc3cca1dbf.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae27d92b8cbdf267a2cd59be97e2851a1d326c4d63062c0d30f26307ea0211ef.jpg)
Famous? Never heard of he/she/it...
https://www.thecentersquare.com/florida/florida-democrats-demand-crackdown-on-third-party-election-candidates/article_d1319a9e-6251-11eb-89f1-0f7e1eda7ae3.html (https://www.thecentersquare.com/florida/florida-democrats-demand-crackdown-on-third-party-election-candidates/article_d1319a9e-6251-11eb-89f1-0f7e1eda7ae3.html)
In related news...
http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,18062.new.html#new (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,18062.new.html#new)
-
I want one of those Florida Democraps to show me where in the Constitution it states "no 3rd parties". They cain't 'cause it ain't there.
-
Sure...but they are despotic power-mad sociopaths...they've trampled the shyt out of separation of powers, trampled the shyt out of the limits on the federal government...they've destroyed the soul of the 1st Amendment and are waging their next illegal war on the 2nd...they are destroying our heritage, our history...and Founding Principles...they are warring against it and all of us!
Wait, what...ohh man, I think I slipped a OT link...bet another one showed up elsewhere... Gah! ::facepalm::
Sometimes my fingers cannot keep up with my dang brain! ::bashing::
-
They don't care about "third parties," they care about the Green Party.
-
OK, screw the article here...don't GAFF since I've been boycotting airlines for close to a decade and a half now...the pic alone made me almost shoot soda out my beak!
(https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/q8moexeqn9y01-768x576.jpg)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/463717-tsa-authorized-to-fine-flyers-for-not-wearing-masks/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/463717-tsa-authorized-to-fine-flyers-for-not-wearing-masks/)
-
Never a slow news day when it comes to morons...but this might be one of the dumbest things I've seen all day!
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1357426805146345476
::hysterical::
Commie tool is a better pillow-biter than pillow-maker! ::rolllaughing::
I mean who wants crappy Chi-Com slave-labor pillows infused with WuHan Flu, asbestos filling and smell like skid row?
::laughonfloor::
Yeah, tool-boy is headed for one of those days...
(https://images3.imgbox.com/5f/6f/GgWFsg0T_o.jpg)
-
A man was shot and killed Friday night in Nashville, Tenn., after wielding a butcher knife for a robbery "prank" intended for YouTube, police said, according to reports.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/tennessee-man-20-shot-after-wielding-knife-during-youtube-prank-robbery-cops (https://www.foxnews.com/us/tennessee-man-20-shot-after-wielding-knife-during-youtube-prank-robbery-cops)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e8dd705df0a1e9b356288484e41e5ace5b7df2661c42dfc5be2a2eeca400a7b.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Via WZ -
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8
Heh! Love it!
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bba84a8f84342c6bf2b79c9753eed68e05ed76d92233a4ee6f3419bd79e198a8.jpg)
...I can't be the only one who remembers stuff like this! ::hysterical::
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bba84a8f84342c6bf2b79c9753eed68e05ed76d92233a4ee6f3419bd79e198a8.jpg)
...I can't be the only one who remembers stuff like this! ::hysterical::
/quote]
LOL, yes definitely, course back then channel surfing was 4, 5, 7, & 9.
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bba84a8f84342c6bf2b79c9753eed68e05ed76d92233a4ee6f3419bd79e198a8.jpg)
...I can't be the only one who remembers stuff like this! ::hysterical::
/quote]
LOL, yes definitely, course back then channel surfing was 4, 5, 7, & 9.
In Pittsburgh it was 2, 4, 8, and 13 if you fiddled with the knob below the channel locks
-
Dang, I remember 4,5,11 I think...then added 2(PBS)...then added some funky 12 or something...local stuff...then a long long wait and more oddballs in VHF but even more oddballs in UHF that you had to go futzing with the circle antenna to get it to come in and was always weaker, wavier...
Had to get off your ass to change the channel...fighting (literal wrestling on floor) with siblings over the channel...damn things weighed a ton too...and "color" when we got it (I dunno, 70's sometime?) was not all that great...not compared to now with high-def and all...but it was like a big deal..
Didn't mind B&W for years...heck I'd watch sports on B&W in the garage, no big deal...
Too bad media became an enemy too...otherwise we'd be getting legit warnings when batshyt crazy stuff happens...like...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/34e1534c10cf7c9ac84478e2bcfe7ef2987ab6fb3d5ae8f4a0fe393deb051594.jpg)
(sigh)
An era when people still nominally gave a flying frack...
-
Oh my!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/22499a1059063827e5175604763dd928b997e4afef5ba66f7a8286e656b1c82a.jpg)
H/T-WZ
By Jove, I believe their on to something!
(Cough) Propaganda! (Cough) For the human (cough!) slaves!
-
(https://breaking911.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/702.jpeg)
https://breaking911.com/los-angeles-district-attorney-now-investigating-offensive-photo-of-george-floyd/
Lighten up...St. George of the Pavement was no Saint!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a22817528c4a79b41c8a64e1582eeb48cd0db418a75ca91f8f58383588b9063.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aae889cf923dbf703980debb2e31af1aa8758af431d25c746763b253e3468ad0.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eccaf62280e9f81b05af0765e76ca7def9028852f0e87b2fd1dd0e9f56518aeb.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9e/8c/3e/9e8c3ea04e9a2013997152d81c40050b.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Funny, ha ha. That's my everyday face!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1364596704746622982
She's not all there...
::hysterical::
ETA - Belongs here with the not all there theme...
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-7574-1.jpg)
https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-preparing-bidens-bulletproof-scooter-chair-force-one
::rolllaughing::
-
H/T -WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f44af28da445a5312db23f88301253f9766c600e4d709edda17f22f4ccd1475.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4f650bb8877f4255cfbe90c230273beb5d9de13226ed5157405e350a4a3cc8d.png)
-
https://youtu.be/0bjcCwWnUsE
-
https://youtu.be/0bjcCwWnUsE
Even though I'd seen it before I actually LOL'd at the end. Still am. ::rolllaughing::
-
Heh, love it.
Apart from the accent and such...could be any of us! There is no shortage of ridonkulus bullsplatter to scathingly lambast in latter day uncivilization....
It's PCU and Idiocracy and 1984 out there!
-
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1366768905730076675?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1366768905730076675%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fpolitical%2Fdr-seuss-books-canceled-over-racist-imagery (https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1366768905730076675?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1366768905730076675%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fpolitical%2Fdr-seuss-books-canceled-over-racist-imagery)
-
Aye
FYI...click on the area just left of the posts three dot thing ...
Then copy that as a link...it shortens it...
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1366767067110780928
-
In honor of 'Read Across America' (and w/ apologies to Theodore, "Dr.", Seuss Geisel)
I Joe Am
I Joe am
Slo . . . Joe am!
That Joe slo am
That Joe slo am
I do not like
that Joe, slo am
Do you like
Slo-Joe & Kam?
I do not like them,
Slo . . . Joe am
I do not like
Slo-Joe & Kam!!
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/slo-joe-kam.png)
-
FraudJoe and Heels-Up Ho?
Oh no, Oh Hell no!
Joe and Ho,
They must go!
And take the rest of the imbeciles with 'em...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00235788eb6322907081f133521fa5d90638f19a3f876628ba84cd005332cb29.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
::thumbsup::
-
(https://patriotpost.imgix.net/01EZWG5K8YJF2NT8Y03NV6036H.jpeg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c51daf5c1c0fc2bbe2f245bc2a1016c248c6df8c085a16c04f28d4747fd5bb3.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/bb600aa277d940b84322c94bdd0a5730/tenor.gif)
::hysterical::
And it appears Heels-Up Harris has her over-watch on duty...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b9b9385b0b3ee795cef55e6fae31f1deb98a7534651d025f59850cd05a4d9dc.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
H/T-WZ
-
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0253/3333/4071/products/e54ceb9be153c2184059bd4ba3a7879b_1024x1024@2x.jpg)
https://shop.thelibertydaily.com/collections/shirts/products/dr-seuss-come-and-take-it-t-shirt
Heh!
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/465605-reporter-robbed-at-gunpoint-while-looking-into-san-francisco-thefts/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/465605-reporter-robbed-at-gunpoint-while-looking-into-san-francisco-thefts/)
Ha! Cop-hating racist-black-terrorist-appeasing anarchist-ignoring commie politicians, pimps and people MADE THIS HAPPEN!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/CMPEJo5.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Dissidents...underground economy capitalists...bless their hearts! ::thumbsup::
-
Heh, stumbled into Politically Incorrect Humor site over lunch -
(https://i2.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/angry-lady-cat-smudge-whisper-dirty-things-litter-box-kitchen-underwear.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
(https://i1.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/pug-heinkein-jacket-20-dollars-wife.jpg)
I like this...jackets for pets is too gamma...
::rolllaughing::
(https://i2.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/rare-remote-control-picture-70s-80s-kid-tv.jpg)
I remember the fights...both over who has to get up and change it...and if someone changed it off what I wanted...
::hysterical::
-
Oh boy! We weren't allowed to *touch* the TV. Ever.
Saw this here - http://pawpawshouse.blogspot.com/ (http://pawpawshouse.blogspot.com/) via Instapundit ...
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4-AzwCTdIYI/YEamjOI8F4I/AAAAAAAAL2Y/uCiTIjv7KQ8huOP7UaDFdsoMsbvwlXu4wCLcBGAsYHQ/w214-h370/buden%2Bgas%2B3-8-21%2BCA.jpg)
-
Yes, print several, keep em in the vehicle with a glue stick handy...paste em all over...
Oh, BTW...I thought I posted something, or imagined I did a while back...ExxonMobil (sigh) merger related or not...going in a lot of greenie directions...I say "or not" because even pre-merger they paid lip service to this and that green crap to try to get good PR and get smelly eco-nazis to calm the F down...which I contend is a massive waste of time and resources...should be unapologetic fossil fuel champions and tell the rest to freeze, starve and die with their gang green BS...
Oh well...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Va2X3zml.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Heh!
Glad the Queen Mum booted 'em out.
-
Yes, print several, keep em in the vehicle with a glue stick handy...paste em all over...
Oh, BTW...I thought I posted something, or imagined I did a while back...ExxonMobil (sigh) merger related or not...going in a lot of greenie directions...I say "or not" because even pre-merger they paid lip service to this and that green crap to try to get good PR and get smelly eco-nazis to calm the F down...which I contend is a massive waste of time and resources...should be unapologetic fossil fuel champions and tell the rest to freeze, starve and die with their gang green BS...
Oh well...
I believe the myth of "fossil" fuel has been debunked some time ago. Maybe referring to the substance as carbon-based fuel is better.
-
Yes, print several, keep em in the vehicle with a glue stick handy...paste em all over...
Oh, BTW...I thought I posted something, or imagined I did a while back...ExxonMobil (sigh) merger related or not...going in a lot of greenie directions...I say "or not" because even pre-merger they paid lip service to this and that green crap to try to get good PR and get smelly eco-nazis to calm the F down...which I contend is a massive waste of time and resources...should be unapologetic fossil fuel champions and tell the rest to freeze, starve and die with their gang green BS...
Oh well...
I believe the myth of "fossil" fuel has been debunked some time ago. Maybe referring to the substance as carbon-based fuel is better.
Great point. It also de-emphasizes the now thoroughly discredited Darwin evolution model (no missing links in any species has ever been discovered, nor will they ever be) and the bogus geologic time scale of Lyell he relied upon without questioning it. Radiocarbon dating (C-14) has a half life of 5730 years...so anything old...like really old rock or bones should have NO C-14...yet tests of rocks and bones thought to be millions of years old or hundreds of thousands is chock full of C-14. They pooh pooh it by saying the earth is bombarded by neutrons from cosmic rays...making more C-14...but ask how deep that goes and they're mum, because "through the core" will have them laughed at. Volcanic rock from freshly belched magma from deep in the earth should be safe from bombardment...yet it is loaded with C-14. Plus "fossil" records show no "missing links" in any species, what "evolution" there is is minor...adaptive responses in creatures that in no way create a new creature just the same creature with no giant leaps into a new species. Plus, they find soft tissue in some dino remains, how if millions of years old? How can we (hello, Exxon?) keep pumping liquid oil out of the earth if it was the product of millions of years old organic matter? Shouldn't that have thickened, hardened and become fossilized after so many eons?
So to me it swings back to creationism, but if some want to cling to crappy ideas offered by a cousin-marring clown and believe they emerged as ooze and into apes go ahead, chances are those folks will believe anything. Also, Darwinism was also instrumental into propping up racism and eugenics...so it has some nefarious offspring...which I am sure those idiots with the walking fish on their carbon-eating car will dismiss without caring why.
-
WZ's on a good tear today, highlights -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28fa217a1246571b9bdc2088e6c1097aabe7aba1af1fee46968623d945140e39.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/238267e1654937f631e641d6765d21493336d3d192353d0a96d329d583cdc9fb.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/968c56d80e093bbdb828fd84d7fe74a7864977fc01b93e7202915d9e833d29c6.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bbf413d74a11bd8cfc844475fd17eea317c148816ffba8e57a80c714fbb5a55f.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
-
::thumbsup::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/radar.png)
-
::snoshovel::
::thumbsup::
::laughonfloor::
(https://www.stormfax.com/FDR_Wallis2.0Blog.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9359141/Is-Meghan-Markle-preparing-bid-Americas-woman-President.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9359141/Is-Meghan-Markle-preparing-bid-Americas-woman-President.html)
::hysterical::
-
(https://theconservativetreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Joe-Biden-presser-1.jpg)
(https://theconservativetreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/joe-biden-presser-2.jpg)
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2021/03/16/white-house-announces-joe-biden-press-conference-for-march-25th/
Dance puppets, dance!
::hysterical::
-
Clown world. ::newyear::
-
And did ya notice how all of clown world misses Trump? Presstitutes, DemCom pol's...Hollyweirdo's...et al, cannot stop talking about him...they were howling for him to be removed from office by any means...we're whirling-derivish feverish over celebrating his departure and never having to talk about him ever again...yet they still do! Sure, a bog part of it is continuing the demonization of him and his supporters, continuing the false and discredited Cabal effort to use us as scapegoats in a pathetic attempt to institutionalize their police state desires...but also driven by the fact that they would have NOTHING else to talk about...what would they do, talk about the mentally-impaired JoeFraud and the impending pre-planned 25th-ing him out so Heels-Up Harris and Nasty Pelosi can run the coven? Talk about the waves of illegals, criminals and jihadis pouring across the border JoeFraud regime flung open? Talk about the police state bills they are ramming through? Talk about how the worlds worst actors are laughing at our prancing Pentagon acting tougher with Tucker Carlson than the Chi-Com's? Talk about the continued fraud of plandemic and lockdowns and destruction of small business and the middle class? Talk about woke BS? People are tuning out them, tuning out loser athletes...news, politicians, institutions, sports...all are recording record low approval ratings...they are in the crapper and going lower...so they turn to their favorite whipping post, again and again...and they realize not the impact of their actions.
Clown world indeed!
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/munchkin-fauci.png)
-
OK, I think everybody knows I can be as tough on the Rus as anybody...at least my toughness is rooted in common sense, historical evidence and not unappreciative of the positives of the people in general while not dismissing their flaws...people being people there is plenty of both in all people...and my toughness in contrast to the mindless warmongers (American Marxists) and common sense in contrast to the mindless worshippers (extreme Rusophile PaulBots) speaks for itself.
With the caveats out of the way...the following is quite rich, cruel to be sure given what the entire globe knows about JoeFraud...but it is wickedly funny!
“I’ve just thought of this now... I want to propose to President Biden to continue our discussion, but on the condition that we do it basically live, as it’s called. Without any delays and directly in an open, direct discussion. It seems to me that would be interesting for the people of Russia and for the people of the United States.”
I don’t want to put this off for long. I want to go the taiga this weekend to relax a little,” Putin said.
“So we could do it tomorrow or Monday. We are ready at any time convenient for the American side.”
“I would say to him: 'Be well.' I wish him good health. I say that without any irony, without jokes,” Putin said.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/putin-responds-biden-killer-slur-it-takes-one-know-one (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/putin-responds-biden-killer-slur-it-takes-one-know-one)
Don Jr. is right...I've said it myself...the entire world is laughing at us and salivating to destroy us.
Dark humor to be sure, but such are the times...I do not think it in poor taste to wish for others to kick JoeFraud, Heels-Up, Nasty, Chuckie et al...while their down, while their up...while they breathe!
ETA - JoeFraud's response...
https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter (https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter)
Too Busy?
::laughonfloor::
Yeah...check this out -
https://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,18073.new.html#new (https://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,18073.new.html#new)
Busy kicking his own ass, making America look like the biggest joke on the planet and about to have clown world go into hyperdrive when the witches take over...
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/munchkin-fauci.png)
People need to rediscover the joy of dwarf tossing!
Because some dwarves are more deserving than others!
::asskicking::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f1f1b56f7a0d0990c06ee8aa6571b87c0b1c4f6f54c3bacda5e7620f9fbc8938.png)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1372953033194233857? (https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1372953033194233857?)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7dfa67b481f9157aaf8d89868bd28c2fa4334e48ebb531fa64ae683ee3be55ac.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7dfa67b481f9157aaf8d89868bd28c2fa4334e48ebb531fa64ae683ee3be55ac.jpg)
Midwit here, I don't get it.
-
The trailer park version of Smudge the Cat memes.
-
::kissface::
-
Mass distribution . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/capn-crunch.png)
-
https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1372953033194233857? (https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1372953033194233857?)
::thumbsup::
Heh!
;D
-
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1372966762422153238
Heh, well...keep the receipt...chances are it won't be needed long...
::laughonfloor::
-
The Flerken's Guide to the Galaxy...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2e44b880cf669b286cec7bb5b28b048404f6967b5f3c5facbfe72bfad0037804.gif)
H/T-WZ
...lucky Flerken's...rest of us stuck on this mudhole and the evil people stinking it up!
-
::rolllaughing::
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/live-in-the-forest.jpg)
-
::thumbsup::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/)
WTH?
Where did she go, Four Paws?
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/)
WTH?
Where did she go, Four Paws?
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Gotta' be #cultural appropriation . . .
(or misappropriation)
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/466545-meghan-mccains-hair-on-the-view-today-is-really-something-else/)
WTH?
Where did she go, Four Paws?
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
Gotta' be #cultural appropriation . . .
(or misappropriation)
...and it needs a leash...
-
In other news...
See this?
https://onemileatatime.com/pilot-hot-mic-shocking-rant/
Hilarious...and, dude ain't wrong.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a565b5286bd451f0a183d41716c0e5cda50026797d95d2f488ab4ab37c379757.jpg)
H/T - WZ
-
Another via WZ - May be NSFW -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4df00383351931261cf4fec16ad30594e31b9d1bbda9424c531fbfba4fe8ba36.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
In other news...
See this?
https://onemileatatime.com/pilot-hot-mic-shocking-rant/
Hilarious...and, dude ain't wrong.
Hey wait, are you sure this an airline? This could be me talking to myself in my car.
-
In other news...
See this?
https://onemileatatime.com/pilot-hot-mic-shocking-rant/
Hilarious...and, dude ain't wrong.
Hey wait, are you sure this an airline? This could be me talking to myself in my car.
::laughonfloor::
I think a lot of people can say the same!
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
-
Shuffled through TPC since I hadn't peeked in a while...came across this -
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/je-biden-s-pretend-presidential-library-t22242.html
DOTUS...Dotard of the United States!
Damn if that doesn't smash the grapes with a hammer!
::laughonfloor::
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
Uhm.... I don't think Willie was indian.
::doh::
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
I LOL'd.
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a66a2e11a646baec2d86fc96ac7771281f5f89052cc1a40a9e1d92ff34ca50b.png)
::hysterical::
I love that cat!
Uhm.... I don't think Willie was indian.
::doh::
That isn't his blood that's inside her, either. ::rimshot::
-
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1376504988722159620
Crunch time
-
6 pack kitty. ::laughonfloor::
She's probably just licking her tummy. That's how mine would do it.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9de89d4948acd5d06e4ef4e22d8af20865abc182cc180b14b4a5563fb257b2e8.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
::laughonfloor::
And Roza probably an inner-city honor student...
::hysterical::
-
Sad and funny...because it's true...
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SJC5K-RcGKQ/YGqd6X81NHI/AAAAAAAAKCY/HsL3vXYS5y00NLj7ladszeYCuYOImVVMwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/2.jpg)
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/070/751/095/small/183000199b5c9774.png)
H/T-CTH
-
B R E A K I N G _ N E W S
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order (https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/04/stay-in_tomb-1.png)
-
PREDICTION: There is NO future for Zoom looting!
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/04/loot-in-person.png)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/04/trump-signal.png)
-
Heh, get a light in every city...then sit back and enjoy the show.
-
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/oscars-ratings-crash-record-lows (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/oscars-ratings-crash-record-lows)
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1386746044117962753 (https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1386746044117962753)
Ha!
::hysterical:: ::mooning::
ETA - Via WZ:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/32b396e5ba660da619ae4d57742017425d640724f3acef4b26b38465f105508f.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f3b9712f218d8f000789ec324132051e6cf80fd28b4f533043dae4fbe213451f.gif)
Amen!
-
Another VaxPass via WRSA@GAB -
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/072/590/150/original/8fe3d191e04dc0d7.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
(https://www.stormfax.com/2021_DerbyBlog2.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Joking aside...could be their year, eh?
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1387460683441217537
::laughonfloor::
-
Who wears the soy better?
https://mobile.twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1386661651588567040 (https://mobile.twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1386661651588567040)
::unknowncomic::
-
I think anything expressing the belief that the human race as dominated by weak-minded led-by-the-nose stunted slime like we've been posting about is why disaster, pain, misery and death is inevitable.
-
::thumbsup::
-
Well, since I am in agreement with 'Soup on God having a quirky sense of humor that middle might be smaller than we think...
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/buy-a-man-eat-fish.png)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/buffalo-bob.png)
#BuffaloBob
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e03542d38c2554e955fefb16ad6c2fa9cc38ca3262cace7cf1d0d453cf4cc26.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
::exitstageleft::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e03542d38c2554e955fefb16ad6c2fa9cc38ca3262cace7cf1d0d453cf4cc26.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/23e71b004b8ae838d468390887e882ef81dc80aafcaf6d24b8a9b1610edead0d.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d7849ed90d51271d9de2ac544c82f1837db8c2f560e6e318e949fd93d9b0865.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
oh Libertas that's good
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
the memes write themselves
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cec00a207b22d92c04d8ed1c8f09b9562947248abe466325667928aa265beecf.jpg)
::hysterical::
And feisty people in Maryland -
https://www.weaselzippers.us/469093-someone-put-up-this-hilarious-billboard-in-maryland-now-liberals-want-it-taken-down/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/469093-someone-put-up-this-hilarious-billboard-in-maryland-now-liberals-want-it-taken-down/)
Don't let them take it down!
-
both are hilarious
-
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I’m too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
H/T-nimrodman @ CTH
-
::thumbsup::
-
(https://www.rocketryforum.com/attachments/1620771071861-png.463839/)
::laughonfloor::
-
Snort! ::hysterical::
-
Via WZ's - A couple related ones about "missing critical parts" and a nice summation of Mondays...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/33de33784c868120a8bea3d04b5ac215ec8a14c52935b7ffd8a09c013c618bca.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9eafae98f6f7c546df037d7862bbd9a39759889ca4c771ef42690eca931066aa.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5b230cb6670a76b2f7cf003bd66b82e265b99e9cdd4c19f5b51f3d94c87f75e.jpg)
;D
-
(https://i.imgur.com/BBFE5fR.jpg)
If only...
-
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/741aca340530883e1dcce4bb17f71041/6857863ad7ed6207-23/s500x750/de88781c657367355192e4760875a047657974c2.jpg)
https://kaching.tumblr.com/
-
Can I book him for a month?
-
Man, Marxist economy is tough all over...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/33f1f9875dce06a3e00e0706fd01fb8ec2e8f112fd345a401649d2991eeaa154.jpg)
H/T-WZ's
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
-
Younglings likely won't get it...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7af94a5eb2c4c31c77cded8a8cc47330268d09cbb2c5b1bb1e697ef5d467fb37.jpg)
-
you are so right :D :D
-
hahahahaha
::thumbsup::
-
Clever!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/96d5ca7bc8deb06f99382334b58a5c4139185526766a76eba966a3842cdd68b4.jpg)
H/T-WZ
Cena is a coward and punk...does PSA's for Marxists...deserves all the ridicule levelled at him!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/95c516e2158522ea705d92606a9ed0186a2ae1acadfcb2c80a55ae71d4286109.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
A patriot buddy of mine's wife, via Facebook:
Wife walks into an NJ store, no mask....
Man: Ma'am uh, you vaccinated?
Wife: are you circumcised?
Man: turns and walks away....
:o
-
A patriot buddy of mine's wife, via Facebook:
Wife walks into an NJ store, no mask....
Man: Ma'am uh, you vaccinated?
Wife: are you circumcised?
Man: turns and walks away....
:o
excellent
will save that one
-
I saw an ad for Gardisil today; they're pushing that again on young people.
-
I saw an ad for Gardisil today; they're pushing that again on young people.
oh gee...haven't enough been hurt by that?
I've been hearing more ads for other vaccines...guess pharm thinks people are in the mood for vaccinations......
-
Heh!
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6514343936/hA4721A8B/stealing-a-parking-spot-fail (https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6514343936/hA4721A8B/stealing-a-parking-spot-fail)
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2021/06/04/friday-fail-354/ (https://www.theburningplatform.com/2021/06/04/friday-fail-354/)
Via WZ:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08f845a064f7d0e617dd2fc7d2889d878e558ff457f53a34b155966193a73c9c.jpg)
Ha!
-
"Fried Green Tomatoes" parking lot scene, Kathy Bates ---- 'Towanda"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXZs3mjGlQU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXZs3mjGlQU)
-
Seems the People's Car should have had more damage from that boat... ;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a93e6cad0a67e26f88144a7ba260a389dd32c2177d1f9a4a8c92b2e3f7902838.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/lgbtq-community-really-bummed-they-have-to-eat-at-burger-king-now
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4f83ff34f07173c91ebccd447446d994b04ad950827a341e1330e3a35447fe4.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Ha!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/BG1I2Uql.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
H/T-WZ's -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ce49a33fc618101d6d118e5c0d52c5b27742f1623e8d47b3e9188f145f837fc.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08b9b4cf70427f9a255912db2ba39aae177222258d805bf4898e5cf799dadbca.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd559930779f7eff21dce1b0ff92900bfa462b6094b8ae51ae361465935944e4.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
The 7 Most Problematic Characters In The Lord Of The Rings
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-problematic-characters-in-the-lord-of-the-rings
Cultural Marxism, ain't it a stinker?
Well, it's supposed to be...
On a related note...
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-8834-2.jpg)
https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-elementary-school-hangs-up-inspirational-you-cant-do-it-poster-for-black-students
Inspirational...
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fbb64523ab9f64da0256457b7d55b0a0857fdeec4833e375f15824711120475b.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/136abe3c73839913d81a704fec84e6b59349c8a63bef81038cae79af480ee913.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/06/the-week-in-pictures-gee-whiz-7-edition.php (https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/06/the-week-in-pictures-gee-whiz-7-edition.php)
As much as powerline isn't on my list of favorite sites..
this collection is pretty good this week
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/136abe3c73839913d81a704fec84e6b59349c8a63bef81038cae79af480ee913.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
::thumbsup::
And his "farmhouse"...yeah...uhh huh...
-
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/06/the-week-in-pictures-gee-whiz-7-edition.php (https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/06/the-week-in-pictures-gee-whiz-7-edition.php)
As much as powerline isn't on my list of favorite sites..
this collection is pretty good this week
Yup, good collection there.
Another one via WRSA@Gab - (https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/077/248/158/original/1deea634b2bb1995.png)
-
Via CTH -
(https://i.ibb.co/bX4W72z/Champs-Last-Tweet.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Heh.
-
https://twitter.com/samanthamarika1/status/1404249120789782528
::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/Mac72Terry/status/1409456115813916677
H/T-CTH
Heh! Make it so!
-
WZ's posts today...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4e81679ae1dda46f3be8398e5a321d3dd7864230e26e0f052a79083fb57d2ab.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/354fe81abf5400ecbcc2f9af4adc825aa34c824a6390ebacc5e30e991372a717.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a5a261b0be378ffff737e77c98beed0e5e64bc653995d74c02376eba447b16a.jpg)
Red Forman, ha! I'll buy that for a dollar. ;D
-
BB -
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-appease-china-disney-changes-name-of-boba-fetts-ship-from-slave-1-to-uighur-1
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-7-most-dangerous-criminals-from-the-january-6-capitol-attack
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/09ba1bf7144c4dd8a524721428711dd224843d2f148d19955fbe481609994401.png)
-
Pfffffttt!
Energy drinks sting the nasal cavities like a B...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9fdf877f720a2c3bc8601481258b31d09fd60cd0d4dd9985dd65432e800471cc.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
-
The eternal truth that the best humor is based on the truth is displayed in the following....
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1412882493854949378 (https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1412882493854949378)
Those rubber-stamped warrants backed up with unicorn farts for evidence are all-powerful for the power-mad.
(https://www.damninteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/onion-bbc.jpg)
Most cowardly acts are best in the dead of night...ignominious retreats, unpopular and despotic legislation like ObamaoCare, unmasking political enemies to fellow media Quislings...it's prime time for crime time.
https://twitter.com/AnimalNoContext/status/1412666867022434306 (https://twitter.com/AnimalNoContext/status/1412666867022434306)
Our kind of dog! Good doggy! You get a biscuit!
H/T-CTH
-
Via TPC -
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/50306-armed_lego3.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Dark humor via WZ -
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/079/071/956/original/dbb2ccc586c5baf3.png)
Sadly, we don't have to imagine...
Or imagine too far who is pulling their strings...
-
(https://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/00001-2-7.jpg)
I don't know whether to laugh or cry because of the enemy within.
-
I'm good with point and snicker ;'}
-
Joe's got skillz!
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/07/crossword-maze.png)
-
Here's your pudding...time for night night now...
-
:D
https://twitter.com/Apoctoz/status/1419363655137759234
-
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1419507403196964865
::unknowncomic::
-
I've seen others saying it's wet. Either way...
::hysterical::
::unknowncomic::
-
Yeah, not an improvement! ::laughonfloor::
-
Via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0150484660a2080a09a18c561db5f37d1d4909704aa12f05d707fafd5e887541.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/07/truck-for-sale.png)
-
Heh!
-
https://youtu.be/3HmFnp-jgfw
Yeah, funny...not so funny when a fraudulently-installed mental patient suffering from advanced dementia is the puppet-ruler controlled by DeepState clowns wanting to burn the Constitution and send America down a dark hole of the like our forefathers fought, bled and died to destroy.
The jibberish...healthcare workers call it "word salad"...makes perfect sense in the lunatic but not much to others...and the pauses/forgetfulness is when a signal in the brain discovers a dead end...
::speechless::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/07/truck-for-sale.png)
I just bought an old Chevy truck. This one is in better shape!
-
Need a new truck, dude.
See this? Believe I saw it before, still funny...
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1419604642837766155
Lead Goose is hard work, others must not be wanting to relieve it yet, said heck, I'll ride! ::hysterical::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/KcHCKval.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
Bidet is such a pathetic compulsive liar. I would never claim that I drove "18-wheelers" - even though I worked at Kenworth Truck Co for 7 years and drove the new tractors every day.
-
Bidet is such a pathetic compulsive liar. I would never claim that I drove "18-wheelers" - even though I worked at Kenworth Truck Co for 7 years and drove the new tractors every day.
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/08/biden-build-trucks.png)
-
Even funnier when you think those two shouldn't be calling anyone else moron or stupid when they let him into their plant...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe983ed6eecd6badac2eac50ccb6bc6e89ceda0a19f02831ce7e5eb84755f7cc.jpg)
H/T - CTH
::hysterical::
-
BREAKING: Newly approved anti viral sprays by the CDC & WHO:
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/08/approved-viral-sprays.png)
-
Whaat?! No Southern Comfort!?
-
When I had 20 days left I would mix 1/2 comfort/coke in a coke bottle and drive around Lejeune all day.
-
Right around age 18 I went to a party where consumption of alcoholic beverages was taking place 9is there any other form of party for 18 yo?!). There was some sort of drinking game going on and I stupidly joined in.
It was my singular misfortune that upon that occasion I happened to be sporting Southern Comfort as my weapon of choice. It would be a massive understatement to report that I lost the game - no I managed to make a complete drunken fool of myself.
To this day I cannot abide the smell of that evil concoction...
-
A-School training in Meridian, MS...the power-trio of heavy-hitters (me, older dude [PO1] back for more training, a dude I forget where he was from...and the 4th guy we didn't count with us cause he was a light-weight hillbilly from WV we couldn't understand at all when sober)...choice of a half-gallon of Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels...JD. SC just didn't lend itself to volume, got that cough syrup kinda thing...
Was that ever a long damn time ago! My younger self would consider my current self a light-weight now, and younger self would be right.
-
https://www.indy100.com/sport/clare-balding-swimmer-third-leg-olympics-b1892960 (https://www.indy100.com/sport/clare-balding-swimmer-third-leg-olympics-b1892960)
::hysterical::
-
Simple, "You're welcome". ::hysterical::
-
Family man. He used his wife as a human shield. Lucky for me he was taller than her.
https://twitter.com/mchooyah/status/1422681058806571008
::laughonfloor:: ::clapping::
-
Simple, "You're welcome". ::hysterical::
"Thank you for noticing..."
-
Finally revealed (stolen form the White House situation room):
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/08/book-of-variant-names.png)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7341a36bc2cb6d1da77f2b5db4585aa3bf9e6e0deffa71c75b8c3984239b1c9d.jpg)
Heh.
And...don't think we'll have to wait quite that long...
-
Marxist schemes...illustrated...
https://youtu.be/BS90PApRE84
H/T-CTH
Yup.
What number brick are we on, anybody really know???
-
https://youtu.be/bNWjXYHz2u0
H/T-WZ
-
(https://i.imgur.com/y79SmEnl.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-stranded-in-afghanistan-decline-chance-to-fly-home-on-spirit-airlines
::laughonfloor::
-
Via CTH -
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/08/24/22/47054097-9923457-Bill_and_Hillary_Clinton_are_seen_in_exclusive_DailyMail_com_pho-a-39_1629838867593.jpg)
Co-morbidities!!!! ::hysterical::
-
Always has his mouth gaped open. They would've had to use a crane to get her fat ass into air force1 not to mention widen the doors
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76fe9619b4bbb83bc22a938a6d6b74281a6a069747e1b24b582d09ad9195c0e5.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
Old Sunday School song...
Young Folks, Old Folks
CHORUS
Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!
Please check your razors & rifles @ the door
And you’ll hear some Bible stories that you’ve never heard before.
Moses was the leader of Israel’s flock
With an old umbrella he brought water from the rock
Everyone came forward and they gave a mighty cheer
But they all were disappointed when they saw it wasn’t beer!
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Couldn't please the king so out they had to go;
He threw 'em in the furnace, tried to burn 'em with his staff,
But they wore asbestos underwear and gave the king a laugh!
David and Solomon both led naughty lives
Flirting in the afternoon with other people's wives
Eventually in their latter years their conscience gave them qualms
That’s why Solomon penned the Proverbs, and why David wrote the Psalms.
Samson was a very mighty man,
He could do anything that dynamite can
He leaned upon the temple and that’s when the temple fell
And all the people,
Ran
Like . . .
(Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3525759432b37427cf77b028e960557afc17ceb6cd336b4f34b7d2151df2ec93.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3525759432b37427cf77b028e960557afc17ceb6cd336b4f34b7d2151df2ec93.jpg)
::thumbsup::
(https://images2.imgbox.com/51/78/6XspqBZW_o.gif)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/69/4a/I1foYXVw_o.jpg)
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-afghanistan-disaster-pelosi-begins-impeachment-proceedings-against-president-trump
-
OMG! This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1432539854479503361
The dipstick school board clown does not even know he's being tooled with and keeps reading them!!!
Wayne Kerr ::laughonfloor::
Must be done everywhere where Marxists pretend to listen to their bosses with open disdain!!!
::clapping::
-
::hysterical::
-
ETA - (https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2cbdd62459adcf51dc9dc76c0da13b30887d75988a952db39a79ee09db786ff6.gif) H/T-WZ
There's a lot of fake news out there. That's why you're smart and read The Babylon Bee. We're real journalists.
And as such, we've just landed an exclusive interview with a very high-profile guest: Joe Biden's back. We grilled the president's back on a wide range of topics. Read on for this insightful interview:
BABYLON BEE: Thanks for being here, Mr. President.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: They told me not to take any questions.
BABYLON BEE: Who told you that? Who is "they"? Aren't you the president?
Joe Biden turned around at this point and sat facing away from us for the remainder of this interview.
BABYLON BEE: Wow, real mature.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...
BABYLON BEE: Anyway, I guess we'll just continue. Do you feel the Afghanistan withdrawal could have been handled better?
PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...
BABYLON BEE: Interesting. Thanks for the insight. What about the border crisis?
PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...
BABYLON BEE: The strong, silent type. Very presidential. Moving on to the problem of inflation... are you snoring, Mr. President?
PRESIDENT BIDEN: Hairy legs... in the sun... kids running their fingers through... dog-faced CornPop soldiers...
BABYLON BEE: Yep, definitely snoring.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...
BABYLON BEE: Mr. President?
PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...
BABYLON BEE: Mr. President?! MR. PRESIDENT?! SOMEONE HOLD A MIRROR UP UNDER HIS NOSE, QUICK!
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-an-exclusive-interview-with-joe-bidens-back
::rolllaughing::
And from our friends at TPC - The Order of Biden:
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/50953-Order%20of%20Biden.jpg)
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-order-of-biden-t22397.html
Perfect
Be sure to give some to DAESHbags and Taliwhackers!
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/50943-DAESHBAGS.jpg)
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/50946-Taliwhackers.jpg)
Also courtesy of TPC
Couldn't have done it without them...
-
https://youtu.be/2T7n60cMyZo
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d23f2a21fde23327ab94f050cb439abbd21df3169c2c67d044704c414d0a212.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
It's not all doom and gloom out there.
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1433920012201472000 (https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1433920012201472000)
::thumbsup::
-
Ha, I think the Rottie is a good playmate for her!
-
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/medal-for-military-incompetence-t22403.html
All such medals as this should be applied high enough on the skull so that the actual medallion part rests boldly on the exact center of the forehead of the recipient!!!
::thumbsup::
This is pretty funny too...the "invisible lunatic" translation...
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/invisible-lunatics-t22404.html
Part of the Wiki purge of TPC...
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/invisible-lunatics-t22404.html
-
Good humor break material...
https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-soft-releases-new-devil-hard-toilet-paper-for-atheists
::laughonfloor::
https://babylonbee.com/news/more-red-states-pass-abortion-laws-in-hopes-of-triggering-travel-ban-from-portland
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-if-more-states-pass-election-integrity-laws-there-will-be-a-devastating-decline-in-cheating
-
https://i.imgur.com/oI5UDWT.mp4
H/T CTH
::hysterical::
-
O boy! Can't unsee that! ::unknowncomic::
-
Yeah, got a cleanser...Yankee and Mets fans no less...
https://summit.news/2021/09/13/video-joe-is-a-uniter-after-all-as-yankees-and-mets-fans-both-chant-fck-biden/
::thumbsup::
-
More, courtesy of WZ's -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0271a2c2462ba10afde5e5b80b58b43002b0c6b7b54348999ab9ec7295381b11.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c299500fa8085ffb4ad44e1022ab79339fdb5efebaa8f303ea9b3c621cd3a7d5.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0dd07c8a3532ef5bf27ceaba14ab389544ac9236adf97257cf6d73af8017777a.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ffadc297265269c71d422daa668fba38930ea42f55731dc8dd3d429da1533580.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2b18e511378d895dc2800070a70d4c9de214e1c6929aa12fd19849b3ba56e8cf.jpg)
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/db013b94139ff0097638d21d802bd0361b0cbcfd9ffe1a21e358b7f1b69dd4fe.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e305115d0fd12dbf2ad2c697c7b4f5e4625c7bcceec1880bd0dc5aa03fabf82.png)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/474155-biden-pulled-his-covid-diaper-off-his-face-to-yell-at-someone-heckling-him-at-9-11-memorial/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/474155-biden-pulled-his-covid-diaper-off-his-face-to-yell-at-someone-heckling-him-at-9-11-memorial/)
No class all ASS!
Can't mute live...unless face-diaper swapped out for a gag!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6897410567b3778b186be9a8c8fb6a15dd8335f0a5364bcd4a8713b1db9a62db.jpg)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/474170-report-biden-staffers-mute-tv-when-biden-is-speaking/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/474170-report-biden-staffers-mute-tv-when-biden-is-speaking/)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-cheer-as-man-pummels-woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-texas-pro-life-groups-80-billion-dollars-after-hearing-leftists-call-them-the-taliban
-
Probably the easiest sucker job in history...
Kids are natural pervy JoeFraud bait...his Swiss-cheese brain too slow to catch on to anything going on around him...
(https://theconservativetreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/trump-statement-biden-w-trump-kids.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Priceless!!!
ETA -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f20b85800a45c97d1408765fd4901e55626ff06e206c745dfe0b9f6762f3c02f.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4161f39ee925471ef3b4c1f7ebacc1983331e86ed817949dbd46c5dd22e6b2d4.png)
Fake Republic...
-
Via WZ's -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe906214e12c1751b41bc0ba09b0d04c61bd656e82a4c26381aa1f34e26271d4.png)
(https://c.tenor.com/huAIlEeUECsAAAAd/oh-my-george-takei.gif)
::hysterical::
-
(http://i1.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/avoid-facebook-jail-code-joe-biden-douche-bag.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Barista's are listening to college kids & are offering more options than ever . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/09/starbucks-cup-options.png)
-
Need to update warning labels... ;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b4ed83c9be72368dbbcbeb4ea4948c510f6124236a84f582dd0d4c682373ba87.png)
H/T-WZ
-
H/T-WZ
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c77e8cefcb0ffec529a0d1db75c50c359b66b9d2a93ccd91dfd9b84a4ea08871.jpg)
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7383fb968ff840a45d50ecaea5fb405921f66b43fe3e36fba85eee02cde047cc.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b2965aa0068f8fa29e29ca5e865c766639b83d3a3a49188a7d03084c372528bd.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
::thumbsup::
-
Funny...tragically so...
(https://www.libertynation.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/FB_IMG_1629214564983.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cedd53bfe0129500f8e04f74c612924fcffe77adc9af2defb17cc13063082845.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::thumbsup::
As a kid growing up in 60's & 70's...if doing something didn't have the appeal of danger to it...or a payoff of some sort...it wasn't much valued...the latter being stuff your mom mostly told you to do... ;D
-
(https://social.infogalactic.com/images/posts/ebc3cfe1-5566-4135-b827-56f6430d9940/original-4a5d15a5a33098bad54c37378f6185fe.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/09/clotshot.png)
-
Wow. I was just thinking about Sandy Becker and his show the other day.
>>old<<
-
(https://i2.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/joe-biden-corn-maze.jpg)
H/T-CTH
And, going to the hardware store later today...maybe I should remember this one....
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/086/103/808/small/73e17c1627554dbe.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
ETA -
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/11f86b9df2e29ad9bbea9f5df1da9faabc0685c819a2ed5ac9f668a2f8575c99.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Parody/Reality
https://youtu.be/xmJ0HDbZi5M
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/r-kelly-sentenced-to-life-in-australia
To the penal colony!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL9mualQck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL9mualQck)
And the proper soundtrack to accompany this epic Minnesota police pursuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg)
::hysterical::
-
Yeah, the BH theme fits. The po-leece act like they've all failed their driver training....
I can understand city flatfoots being a little under par...Sheriff's should be better...
It's like they were afraid to make contact...like a linebacker afraid to make a tackle...
Looks like a Sheriff SUV at the end had enough and just t-boned his Saturn driving ass...
Overall, if not for the dude noted above...it would grade out to a well earned F, the dude above got them their D-
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1443031090348838913
Who trained who?
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1443031090348838913
Who trained who?
::hysterical::
Exactly.
-
Heh!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1443187717790122002
Can you imagine being the garbage man picking up that load?
(https://media.notthebee.com/articles/article-6154a92ff0752.gif)
https://notthebee.com/article/this-is-the-most-bizarre-man-vs-alligator-video-ive-ever-seen/
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1441890149319598082
Yeah, and that was a while ago...
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/086/460/758/small/415d2563db2f73b4.png)
H/T-CTH
-
BB is on fire...
https://youtu.be/RLQWWPNRKkw
"Yeah, you're pretty much out of options at this point," said Brad Chadarad, a financial advisor for Northwestern Mutual. "Government spending will probably devalue the dollar and cause it to collapse before you retire. The best advice I can offer you is to figure out how to go back in time and buy Bitcoin."
In addition to buying Bitcoin back in 2009, experts are also recommending:
Being a best-selling author
Becoming a #1 NBA draft pick
Going to Harvard and joining the elite ruling class
looting
selling your old beanie babies
starting an OnlyFans
.
.
.
Ron Paul has proposed an alternate idea where we build a time machine and go back in time to end the Federal Reserve instead.
https://babylonbee.com/news/financial-experts-recommend-inventing-time-machine-going-back-to-2009-and-telling-yourself-to-buy-bitcoin
Americans are mourning today after the Senate announced they have agreed on a deal to continue funding the government for a few more months.
"Why? Why? Why? Why can't they just shut down and leave us alone?" said everyone. "All we wanted was a shutdown for a few months to give us a little break, maybe a forever shutdown. That would have been nice. Now our hopes and dreams are shattered."
"Yay! We funded the government!" said the government. "Now you don't have to worry about us leaving ever again! Will be with you forever and ever and ever!"
Everyone groaned in response and went to Cabelas to buy more ammo.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-mourning-as-government-shutdown-averted
After a judge ended her conservatorship, Britney Spears is free to leave her home and walk freely in California for the first time in 12 years. Unfortunately, she had no idea that California has become a post-apocalyptic dystopia.
"Wha... what happened here?" stuttered Britney as she stepped out her front door into a scorched wasteland littered with tents, burnt trees, and poop.
"Hey kid," she said to a feral child running by. "I haven't really been keeping up with the news. What happened here?"
The child screeched in an unknown tongue and skittered away behind a pile of trash.
According to sources, Gavin Newsom was there waiting to greet the newly freed Britney Spears. "Congratulations on your freedom, Britney!" exclaimed Newsom. "Now put on your mask and get back inside! Don't you know there's a pandemic?"
Witnesses say Spears failed to immediately comply with the order and is now in an L.A. jail.
Welcome back, Britney!
https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-freed-britney-spears-bewildered-as-she-steps-out-into-post-apocalyptic-wasteland-of-california
-
Oh my!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1443314545938796547
::hysterical::
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-mourning-as-government-shutdown-averted
BIG DEAL! Only 18% of the govt shuts down during a "govt shutdown", which, and it figures, includes National Parks and "scenic roadside stops" (which is a little space on the side of the road from which one can 'view the scenery', at which they put up barricades ::confused:: ).
-
Yup...
It's that "essential" BS...which most of them are NOT!
And they cannot be consistent on that concept either...look at all the "essential" workers last year in health care being kicked to the curb for not taking the toxic jab! Yesterdays heroes are tomorrows zeroes...the Marxist view of people summed up nicely...
OK, all fired up again...
Time for another humor break...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dbc2625b975d4e316d202e4b7fafeee65bb44bcca3c82bacc247e6b3f1ad0f07.jpg)
H/T-WZ
It's not even sad that fighting machines might be the best we could hope for...
::unknowncomic::
-
Coming soon from The Brothers Grimm . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/midas-v-biden.png)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/acba49a85575fd0bcb71f64f7562f22e62d26c68f06d2038a69c4dba1ce1aa4e.jpg)
-
OK, stealing both of those!
See this?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1444460915802484737
Have to be deaf to buy the Nothing But Commies reporterette's BS!!!
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://thetruereporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2021.10.05-09.08-waynedupree-615cbeba2fd65-300x281.jpg)
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1445176883792994304
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/233e1df003d66b83051c3e37c93efc7c854d2b764fecb1737c4b6f96a6db3816.jpg)
Don't be Tom. ;D
-
::hysterical::
-
So I pull into the local gas station - sign says 2.99, but the pump says $3.85.
So I ask "What gives?"
Attendant says "The Price is $3.85, but I can drop it to $2.99 if you let me send you a mean tweet!"
DEAL! ::thumbsup::
-
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e0d75b6b3bc62abd221366f1ac1c5604d8249eec78b63b3e48fc9c6d2a4064f.png)
::laughonfloor::
-
Catching up on TPC...
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/51049-FJB3.jpg)
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/f-k-joe-biden-t22434.html
And this whole link...
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-influence-of-tpc-we-can-end-this-by-next-tuesday-t22443.html
And one from the Bee -
https://babylonbee.com/news/17-things-with-a-higher-approval-rating-than-joe-biden
ETA - Outside the Amerikanski embassy in the eternal city of Rome...
https://youtu.be/25L1R3oWkRM
;D
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/trump-won-pumpkin.png)
::laughonfloor::
-
HAH! ::thumbsup::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PQFVis4.jpg)
H/T-CTH
;D
-
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c51ccf8bf54397a89b37d308a4c528dd64ea4ce5225e1b5cf5ed2045c8a76da.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/13b9424345172e1c2978b8cf56a10d6e8bf19cb1a4e83df11b0f3aed568f1ce9.jpg)
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa4952aa54b5abbe3a08753c89e42056fa6cbb20a088b18d8035f0700f000611.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e06e42bb1b1cdc95fab42e9ef9a51fc41c1fc5e78e2a53b8efc3953e18c638b.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d0d65a5c94983506f3514d8433aa011ed3e3f9df3a3cae8a815b879a37110cdd.gif)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-announces-that-due-to-supply-chain-issues-you-can-new-choose-between-a-roasted-chestnut-or-a-ball-in-a-cup
Ball in a cup a better weapon of the two...
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-they-will-get-back-to-figuring-out-why-that-guy-shot-400-people-in-vegas-after-theyre-done-investigating-parent-teacher-meetings
Credibility of Amerikan KGB - zero, going on massively negative...
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-reassures-taiwan-chinese-invasion-is-just-part-of-the-process
Not kidding is part of the process too...
-
On a brighter note, Santa couldn't get his usual supply of coal to give out to the naughty children, due to the shortage of coal.
-
Poop will do instead.
-
Unfortunately...we have a lot of that around... ::unknowncomic::
-
https://twitter.com/Sir3scy/status/1448497755714949120
Hmm, in that context perhaps correct...
But, long ago when sheeple began giving/allowing government to accrue more power...well, we've been getting jabbed for over 100 years...
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/biden-statement.png)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/efjb.png)
-
Heh!
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/biden-statement.png)
https://tv.gab.com/channel/redvoicemedia/view/biden-goes-crazy-in-angry-616aecea22ce941354dc4422
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/efjb.png)
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/088/020/080/original/f04efe9e056ff9ab.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
https://twitter.com/Grouse_Beater/status/1449390398464528387
Vicky is right.
Daytime is for the day watch...what's the night watch out in the day for?
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/88459cae31cb961140505a86ecb9fcdfe2fe69c57456b3f8f8de707c583ac64e.jpg)
Great stocking stuffers! And thanks to the totalitarians driving the economy into the sh!tter...probably the only thing people will find on the shelves is a good coloring book and a few crayons...
::unknowncomic::
-
IRVINE, CA—With former President Bill Clinton released from the hospital after a serious infection, hospital flamethrower crews have arrived on site to disinfect his hotel room.
"This is just our standard procedure whenever Bill Clinton visits a hospital, but we've never seen anything like this," said pyro-disinfection Team Leader Chet Cordray. "He had every infection in the book. Three of our staff got chlamydia just walking into the room."
"We have no choice to torch the entire room before the deadly infections spread and threaten the rest of the world's populations."
As soon as he finished speaking, an oozing cluster of infection sprouted legs and screeched a hellish screech as it charged team.
"KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" cried Cordray as he engaged his flamethrower. "DIE, INFERNAL CREATURE!"
After a 30-minute sustained burn in the room, sources are reporting that the repulsive cocktail of infections has been contained—for now.
(UPDATE: Nevermind, they had to burn down the whole hospital.)
https://babylonbee.com/news/hospital-flamethrower-crew-arrives-to-disinfect-clintons-hotel-room
::laughonfloor::
Bonus links -
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-computer-models-showing-california-under-water-causes-huge-spike-in-support-for-climate-change
Why burn tires just on Ert Day...every day is Ert Day! ::whoohoo::
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-9698-1.jpg)
https://babylonbee.com/news/backed-up-cargo-ships-positioned-to-spell-out-lets-go-brandon
And this, what a great idea...
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-libertarians-renew-push-for-365-federal-holidays-a-year
:D
-
https://youtu.be/UAXzREEC2JI (https://youtu.be/UAXzREEC2JI)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/pegida-dresden-4000-east-germans-chant-go-brandon-tommy-robinson-video/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/pegida-dresden-4000-east-germans-chant-go-brandon-tommy-robinson-video/)
-
People asking WTF is wrong with Kanye...
https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Screenshot-from-2021-10-18-18-03-19.png (https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Screenshot-from-2021-10-18-18-03-19.png)
(https://c.tenor.com/ek0V5-ChkEkAAAAM/so-who-cares-ryan-bailey.gif)
But, the caption contest was over quick...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d19bc6e5c19f50edb10a6e51da52ae0fbf9b1d6714a7b594a4a40116229f096e.png)
Engineer from Prometheus
-
This has been going viral...in a good way...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e59a8ce51496a3770e6df6a742976ca3102cab5b7417f99f6a9d1266e38605e.jpg)
Simple costume anybody can make at home...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1422ec505ba1d16da5b9770be50bb0729160ff17f6a1fd585bd57e65e49b8c2.jpg)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/barcode.jpg)
-
Looks about right for the end result desired by the totalitarians and their mentacide psyops, eh?
-
https://youtu.be/TVso8trJ_5o
https://twitter.com/heliski777/status/1449570458697830407
(https://i.imgur.com/WKVVww6l.jpg)
H/T-CTH
:D
-
::laughonfloor::
-
White Cat Meme's are a hoot! ::hysterical::
-
BREAKING: !
A pile of clothes, along with some human remains have been found along a nature trail where the suspected killer of Gabby Petito was last seen. The clothes of particular interest.
IT MAY BE A CLUE!!!
or,
. . .it may just be Brian's Laundry.
::rimshot::
-
This really is a great product!
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/maga-2-1.png)
-
Snort!
-
FJB economy via BB -
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-supply-chain-issues-prevent-teen-farmer-from-picking-up-power-converters-at-tosche-station
https://babylonbee.com/news/economists-confirm-we-got-no-food-no-jobs-pets-heads-are-falling-off
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/664f46eedd804fefd8e8596e7f62315ab3199eafcf85450478beeb0327fbce94.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b3cfed853de6e607fd5431bffa8781c8315ae20497d24eb754b18856ea772917.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5ee4fee88a46f7c539240099bca6ad16dbd977e8ad2f20b5ad5215473ca4324d.jpg)
H/T-WZ
Maybe funny only where Scandahoovian's have settled in the past...
;D
-
https://youtu.be/bYBo2Gj4R3I
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2e05d0065b1dccb6f2093120a1a74e5c18c3969cb4f8749ecb6ac2e91c384c8.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
This one's a keeper.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef8f556fde97d7cdf35350c77dc2a34b19eb40e709f457ebac00e38234b6a018.gif)
::hysterical::
-
This one's a keeper.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef8f556fde97d7cdf35350c77dc2a34b19eb40e709f457ebac00e38234b6a018.gif)
::hysterical::
Ya' mon . . . even in Jamaica!
-
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/black-friday-2021.png)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/out-of-locusts.png)
-
Yes, a seal was broken...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/xHoNl9bl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/uX22Ms0.png)
H/T-CTH
-
https://youtu.be/AWm_G3c86mw
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1453864891824156682
https://youtu.be/srAsllHkdmw
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19a4f0f5392811f4f23f77ce0feb8a3eb856dedc98e3047845cf4c13ebb1ba1e.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c3bbbab289aa36c7b6b714fc3ab7e911330aefee11e2d5a1aa39325fe7830193.jpg)
A couple Halloween ones...
(https://i.imgur.com/GtNUCev.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1005c6bf7829b2e09c84c570cd8c30c3f0d85526400ba48b08da52adcdab0129.jpg)
And from the realm of the unlikely but funny...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52cfa3c29eb72b935997ac80780f47865468b01c51022e4c5a4c1bb4316a417c.gif)
H/T's-WZ & CTH
-
https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711 (https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711)
::hysterical::
::unknowncomic::
Leader of the free world pooped his pants at the Vatican.
-
https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711 (https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711)
::hysterical::
::unknowncomic::
Leader of the free world pooped his pants at the Vatican.
Pope: Did you log-in, Brandon?
Biden: Uhm . . . no . . .the 'log's" out!
Cue up Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell"
-
Anyone remember 'Willoughby'?
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/biden_portal-bridge.png)
-
https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711 (https://twitter.com/Atlantiso1/status/1454390495971528711)
::hysterical::
::unknowncomic::
Leader of the free world pooped his pants at the Vatican.
Pope: Did you log-in, Brandon?
Biden: Uhm . . . no . . .the 'log's" out!
Cue up Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell"
Damn, AIC must be time travelers or something...
I'm the man in the box
Buried in my sh*t
I'm the dog who gets beat
Shove my nose in sh*t
The Anti-Pope forgot the action required in verse 2...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Va116Ff.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
More Halloween humor via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/649d6f05d25684e34fecf27224d57e609fa7171650e77a81ecc9279ae403d929.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3f765f1bf0b1b3fa217e9a554636db333e3dd5738543cc3b24f6eef792cf077f.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e00770900b706d94ee6c408e647bafab5fb052bb23131412cd806b7d4db4bb68.jpg)
(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.patriotpost.us%2F01FK8N3P1XD1P33PA1TEF28HT9.jpeg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19eac4a54c1bfefeef5512dc090b1eae38df10fe0d3a2f8cd82cea8d5092511c.png)
-
::hysterical::
-
You really wanna' take a minute & 1/2 to watch this (really):
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1454478855167614984?s=20&fbclid=IwAR1Z12rBK9laylUdU0To41VOC-E5Arx1tfq2ERNeyUUvKT5OD-8JqaKokx4 (https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1454478855167614984?s=20&fbclid=IwAR1Z12rBK9laylUdU0To41VOC-E5Arx1tfq2ERNeyUUvKT5OD-8JqaKokx4)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/l_g_b.png)
-
He's got a powerload...watch him explode in front of the Pope.
::mooning::
-
I don't see this letting up...like ever...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/07265629af5ebcbedb3ef44a189a10cadb2fff55d232d00559ae0f104ff73a7e.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a189e6854d59db058784695b692afb6812957222ea6559cde1190aac2aa8d7f6.png)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
Not any time soon. We have a code brown...
https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag (https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag)
-
Not any time soon. We have a code brown...
https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag (https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag)
Finding a changing station in a pinch has to be a PITA...is that in a chase SUV?
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/895bd1f9ce73b4f60ad7c5be9f34076f6c9afa17db3375cef906e3bf815c81a1.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9907068bef971b518cefd6b484fa9103fcf6e956d1299dd77805183e70b8b722.jpg)
(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ar15.com%2Fmedia%2FmediaFiles%2F398889%2Fshare_1635817634618-2151921.jpg)
H/T-WZ
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/089/449/729/original/e70d63d8b29dedc9.jpg)
H/T-GAB
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc5f086991d38e27ba7bafff06598331ab1cdeafbf24b2db0f084c327012db72.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
I can't remember if gifs work here.
-
OK. They do. ::hysterical::
-
::hysterical:: ::puke::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b3c5a6163e421193b0d05fd48c3dd1be52f6f6af5cf9c6615448a75b257ed667.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7a7411ca651cc2f9d1ef0799832c64938f30efbc1b5c323ef05ebd10d82a370f.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Fast & Furious - Amish Drift
https://youtu.be/8CvXh2WkRUo
::hysterical::
-
Back to LGB-FJB...
https://twitter.com/BullhornBecky/status/1455661685054844934
;D
https://youtu.be/noPijAabUjw
:D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c4d593a7fb76e764e0a534651c382cb4c3f89f57658854eb38e4dacbb5cc0fbd.jpg)
-
https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/ (https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/)
I'm just going to drop this here and... ::exitstageleft::
::laughonfloor::
::thinking::
::unknowncomic::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/biden-farts.png)
-
This ain't going away.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f38a7fcb1f314324624a520fc39b4ac6bf8dbe62065995a0a9e2c750a5f43613.png)
The Babylon Bee had a good time teeing up on Biden's shart. I predict more of the same, next week.
-
https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/ (https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/)
I'm just going to drop this here and... ::exitstageleft::
::laughonfloor::
::thinking::
::unknowncomic::
First of all, she seems overly impressed to be talking about it so profusely...so I am guessing nothing unusual for her and her stablemate. ::hysterical::
Second...eew! Somebody crack a window and through the loony swine out! ::asskicking::
-
Biden Cabinet Meeting - H/T-WZ
https://youtu.be/FXHkFZ-nG4Y
::hysterical::
More from WZ's...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd1c370c9f900badbdee11d8135f33b7ad42c661f85f2804b84e30cae8f7d939.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66253bdc4454e3f51ebd38331c9a115c3d256674c4bffc20b11ce96d4791ee35.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8aff61878344d256be4eed4bd0307fe7bc96a2ab428096348c90424244a1d5df.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/007a36d533c2b36f0bbe178a0336cd1edd98c0b5ffe61ef39b009b06a15287d8.jpg)
-
https://twitter.com/OakRedhammer/status/1458661672617349123?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1458661672617349123%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.godlikeproductions.com%2Fforum1%2Fmessage4955314%2Fpg1 (https://twitter.com/OakRedhammer/status/1458661672617349123?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1458661672617349123%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.godlikeproductions.com%2Fforum1%2Fmessage4955314%2Fpg1)
-
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FD7YgeRXEAYXYwP?format=jpg&name=small
::hysterical::
-
https://www.dismecoins.com/product/lets-go-brandon-no-mask/?aff=29 (https://www.dismecoins.com/product/lets-go-brandon-no-mask/?aff=29)
:D
-
BB -
https://youtu.be/C4qFhDT4v3Q
WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30dc787a46c20f7a332655ac6ea87340840929388a5613db3a1bfc34bd416061.png)
-
Heh, how it has always worked in my experience...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/935d01add876755566f5015b0f5e003291f25c06561e5ea4e69a12b3c0752ae9.jpg)
...then the PC crowd came along and flipped it...
...meanwhile I haven't changed squat...
-
vox day has been making and posting comics after the comics industry got woke.
vox day has been publishing online comics.
http://voxday.net/ (http://voxday.net/)
Here is one.
https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/action/the-dixon-files (https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/action/the-dixon-files)
https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/action/the-dixon-files/leftovers (https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/action/the-dixon-files/leftovers)
Another series
https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/comedy/savage-memes (https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/comedy/savage-memes)
https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/comedy/stonetoss (https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/comedy/stonetoss)
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/75b27132-9589-4d90-a418-ce98db96a502/episode/36ba782b-ccb5-4374-b5a9-132b94eb1c18/images/ff513f03-51ae-4097-8f7a-531cfd9c38d9-33%20-%20Indoctrinated-1080w.png)
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/7910983d-242e-4bc7-ad05-615c7a4c8218/episode/d3d33843-8987-463d-a9e5-4aa02d98e580/images/f7cf4855-42dc-4629-8cdb-2f9dc2f0d6c3-01-1080w.webp)
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/7910983d-242e-4bc7-ad05-615c7a4c8218/episode/d3d33843-8987-463d-a9e5-4aa02d98e580/images/7447f235-98ef-48dd-93fd-fbc6a4a6b917-02-1080w.webp)
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/7910983d-242e-4bc7-ad05-615c7a4c8218/episode/d3d33843-8987-463d-a9e5-4aa02d98e580/images/0d9708d6-89fa-4771-8858-e75edbd801fa-03-1080w.webp)
-
(https://www.barnhardt.biz/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/img_4521.jpg)
-
Holy Guano!
About damn time...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/f6fkOaBl.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
Bonus -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5cc14654996684d76196a7c2dd8be210c44b52f7b50ec19f9ddfed17a438bb26.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/834773182bfdcd8f286bae7ff8efe1c61b4c443e7129faa3bc1f78e027715abd.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
Bonus -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c7fc8b0100f40a03ef586a53caea554b8b997084c83e78a837931c532443276.gif)
Heh! Wait...I'm old and can't run that well... Death by trampling... ::facepalm::
-
Heh! Wait...I'm old and can't run that well... Death by trampling... ::facepalm::
Death by SnuSnu....
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1454098029850546182
::clapping::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37f71c53690289f710cbe1c39ca77a1372dc346fe8c612e24fc53107d3aa1c62.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6df504f92e9e17c0586faedf54699909fe5fa7d6ecc9cca4c3dd174feba7dc9c.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0bff0b5a7fe01ccd419277aaa3da2ca0ee3c6118f65040a820e28c2801a824a3.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1454098029850546182
::clapping::
Looking at the replies, the soy boys don't like her very much.
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1454098029850546182
::clapping::
Looking at the replies, the soy boys don't like her very much.
::hysterical::
I think the smile at the start indicated that was a big part of wanting to do it. ;D
-
https://kstp.com/minnesota-news/minneapolis-rittenhouse-protest/6308195/?cat=1 (https://kstp.com/minnesota-news/minneapolis-rittenhouse-protest/6308195/?cat=1)
Brandon Lesko, of Los Angeles — a Rittenhouse supporter — disagrees.
::thinking::
::laughonfloor::
-
https://kstp.com/minnesota-news/minneapolis-rittenhouse-protest/6308195/?cat=1 (https://kstp.com/minnesota-news/minneapolis-rittenhouse-protest/6308195/?cat=1)
Brandon Lesko, of Los Angeles — a Rittenhouse supporter — disagrees.
::thinking::
::laughonfloor::
Heh, I think somebody was tooling with a presstitute! ::hysterical::
ETA - See this?
U.S.—As Americans deal with the aftermath of the Rittenhouse verdict, many are being forced to come to terms with the fact that it's no longer safe to beat people to death with a skateboard in America.
"I'm devastated. I'm terrified. I don't even recognize my own country anymore," said local concerned citizen Gail Piddlesnoot. "How have we gotten to the point in our nation where people can no longer beat someone with a skateboard, or kick someone in the face, or threaten to kill them without risk of being shot? It's just horrible."
The American Society of Communist Skateboard Murderers (ASCSM) reports that more and more of their members are dropping out, no longer confident that they can go out at night, burn down cities, and bash in people's skulls with skateboards unmolested.
"This sets a dangerous precedent," said Piddlesnoot. "It could be that in a very short time, we will no longer see gangs of marauding skateboard-murdering arsonists roaming our streets at night, and that's a very sad thought."
Experts are recommending that in the near future, for everyone's safety, people who own skateboards just ride them for fun instead of beating people with them.
https://babylonbee.com/news/rittenhouse-verdict-raises-concerns-that-its-no-longer-safe-to-beat-people-to-death-with-a-skateboard
::clapping::
-
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fc.tenor.com%2FgMyJNK33VrIAAAAd%2Ffbi-fence.gif&key=MRkKX6fxosl9Kf-rNWILjA&w=600&h=264
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/efe8f6ee882ecfd014880e3d4b698505988659f338c290346913ea3dfd09b294.png)
::laughonfloor::
H/T's-WZ
-
Sources say that since the banner was installed, no looters have visited the store. Unfortunately, no shoppers have either.
https://babylonbee.com/news/target-dodges-looting-by-hanging-jc-penney-sign
::hysterical::
A win-win!
::clapping::
Almost as funny as a turkey drop...
https://youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4
-
As someone who worked for a company associated with JC Penney, I gave an extra heh for that one.
-
Modified in Delaware . . . ::rolllaughing::
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/fjb-expressway.png)
-
::laughonfloor:: ::clapping::
Nice!!!
::thumbsup::
-
"Hundreds Of Guillotine Accidents Reported"
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-major-disasters-throughout-history-and-how-the-media-reported-them
Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-reports-40-tragic-bullet-accidents-over-weekend
Without the Marxists and their Media people would never know how purposely full of sh!t they are...
-
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-10007-1.jpg)
H/T - BB via CTH
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/12/little-pigs.png)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/12/homing-pigeon.png)
-
Heh!
Love the pork one!
ETA -
This...
https://twitter.com/KatieHill4CA/status/1466111791965028359
Then this...
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1466536657524559880
::hysterical::
The moronic strain...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/378376158cd5b9f7e086ccb1e0815c297c3a4e5237bddbcdd3b561f8051cb575.png)
FJB...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d020d8e0a300c05a7cfd8aa1a830f878c60be43ac5b5d7224710dea8a9d6a337.jpg)
H/T - WZ
-
Couple more :D
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c4c1a75685746dc9d844f5485d2f66078364cd8142c9913c9a5cb7069bd4020c.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f34f804d31276d4ec6c68a04a715370d2503162951919b7c294ead832ccdc48a.jpg)
H/T-WZ
ETA - BB with a couple dandies...
https://babylonbee.com/news/mirror-brought-into-courtroom-so-jussie-smollett-can-face-his-attackers
That would be awesome to see.
And this gem -
As everyone knows, the news media knows what's best for us and they always tell the truth. The only problem is that they use really big and complicated words that we simple folk just don't understand. How will you ever keep up? Well, don't worry! We prepared this special translation guide just for you, so the next time you're watching the news you'll be able to follow along!
1) "Debunked conspiracy theory" = a completely factual event that is 100% true and we don't like it
2) "This is dangerous misinformation" = we don't really agree with it but people are still sharing it
3) "Farm animal bacterial infection treatment" = penicillin
4) "Conservative panelist" = guy who once voted for Ronald Reagan, possibly by mistake
5) "Super-spreader event" = gatherings of people we don't like
6) "This is the end of democracy" = Trump said a thing
7) "Settled science" = a non-reviewed study by a possibly fictitious organization that just came out this morning
8) "Widespread outrage" = 3 people on Twitter got mad
9) "Racist statements" = literally means nothing
10) "Informal gathering of like-minded people that fosters a sense of camaraderie and community among friends and neighbors" = bread lines
11) "Zero" = anywhere from zero to several trillion
12) "Republicans pounce" = uh oh... a Democrat raped someone
13) "Mostly peaceful" = it was hyper-violent but we agree with it
14) "Racist dog whistle" = a super-secret whistle that only racists can hear and only we heard it
15) "Anonymous sources" = we totally made this up
16) "This is an apple" = this is a banana
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-the-official-mainstream-media-translator
As always...the best humor is based on reality.
-
via vox day
(https://social.infogalactic.com/images/posts/301838b0-5020-4c68-bcfe-cc21c0cf0d1b/original-a5c3d688cc34457d86f43a8bbe470630.png?v=63806103310)
https://voxday.net/2021/12/07/i-really-dont-miss-it/
-
https://youtu.be/Er-6EZ1a5TY
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
HO-HO-HO . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/12/no-vax-tree.png)
-
Heh.
Has two obvious advantages...
First, not as combustible for Godless neerdowell Marxist trash to torch...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/94746e17a4e6aeeb462086eedbc80144fe3fbf016c5051154fd6eff6462b1623.png)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/477171-christmas-tree-outside-fox-news-headquarters-torched/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/477171-christmas-tree-outside-fox-news-headquarters-torched/)
And second, being in your house they'll have to risk penetrating a 2A sanctuary...
::rockets::
:D
And, sticking with the Christmas theme...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c7fb240f99d54e1ed47eb9fc040c299399742f8d9e771a283da91a1e01415f1.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::clapping::
-
Black comic recreation of the Jussie event:
https://twitter.com/jamestharris/status/1469275167062855681?s=11 (https://twitter.com/jamestharris/status/1469275167062855681?s=11)
-
The obligatory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124)
-
The obligatory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124)
Chappelle is funny.
-
The obligatory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124)
Chappelle is funny.
Only because he makes sense...
Which is why Marxists are pee-issed at him...
-
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"
"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations)
::hysterical::
-
Heard His Illegitimacy got heckled for being a Pedo and got chants of LGB/FJB in KY. ::thumbsup::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12f78b7e6f11244e76c751df0b4a0cbeda85aa38d70d542bb06c773741434ff5.gif)
H/T-WZ
-
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"
"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations)
::hysterical::
Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ (https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ)
-
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"
"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations)
::hysterical::
Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ (https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ)
They look very interesting. Have you tried 'em?
-
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"
"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations)
::hysterical::
Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ (https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ)
Yeah...looks like something that would snap me in half...sticking with hooch and stogies... ::beertoast:: ::pimp::
-
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/093/378/019/original/579eed20dc2b381b.png)
H/T-CTH
Damn, they exist!
https://www.amazon.com/Doormat-Harris-Pelosi-Ocasio-Cortez-Hillary/dp/B09LVGJH8T (https://www.amazon.com/Doormat-Harris-Pelosi-Ocasio-Cortez-Hillary/dp/B09LVGJH8T)
https://www.amazon.com/UrVog-Christmas-Doormat-Harris-Outdoor/dp/B09LD35C26/ref=pd_day0_5/146-5976499-4401215?pd_rd_w=soG79&pf_rd_p=8ca997d7-1ea0-4c8f-9e14-a6d756b83e30&pf_rd_r=FF7PAYGY4SG99D46SP9D&pd_rd_r=bce2231c-206e-4c24-8a35-fa27398579ca&pd_rd_wg=GW7RK&pd_rd_i=B09LD35C26&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/UrVog-Christmas-Doormat-Harris-Outdoor/dp/B09LD35C26/ref=pd_day0_5/146-5976499-4401215?pd_rd_w=soG79&pf_rd_p=8ca997d7-1ea0-4c8f-9e14-a6d756b83e30&pf_rd_r=FF7PAYGY4SG99D46SP9D&pd_rd_r=bce2231c-206e-4c24-8a35-fa27398579ca&pd_rd_wg=GW7RK&pd_rd_i=B09LD35C26&psc=1)
https://www.amazon.com/Politician-Christmas-Doormat-Doormats-Welcome/dp/B09M3RB6BR/ref=pd_day0_28/146-5976499-4401215?pd_rd_w=soG79&pf_rd_p=8ca997d7-1ea0-4c8f-9e14-a6d756b83e30&pf_rd_r=FF7PAYGY4SG99D46SP9D&pd_rd_r=bce2231c-206e-4c24-8a35-fa27398579ca&pd_rd_wg=GW7RK&pd_rd_i=B09M3RB6BR&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/Politician-Christmas-Doormat-Doormats-Welcome/dp/B09M3RB6BR/ref=pd_day0_28/146-5976499-4401215?pd_rd_w=soG79&pf_rd_p=8ca997d7-1ea0-4c8f-9e14-a6d756b83e30&pf_rd_r=FF7PAYGY4SG99D46SP9D&pd_rd_r=bce2231c-206e-4c24-8a35-fa27398579ca&pd_rd_wg=GW7RK&pd_rd_i=B09M3RB6BR&psc=1)
-
I'd be totally OK with this...I think a lot of people would be!
https://babylonbee.com/news/fed-up-statue-of-liberty-moves-to-florida
:D
In other funny bits...
Kim Jong Fun
12/17/2021, 11:50 am
ex·po·den·tial /?eksp??den(t)SH(?)l/
1. term used by elderly man bordering on dementia; supposedly meaning (of an increase) becoming more and more rapid.
"my son is smoking crack at an expodential rate"
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/new-2021-words-added-to-dictionaries-t22546.html
::laughonfloor::
WZ's on a roll...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d2e0093d210412a0f355992b9c3b5c175951782877250e468cc338695d52a69.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd5d49e6c0921f0f3eece1b2be8c33775175c1705f72f7cf9d67b5e73df5a70e.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8378bf973be8fbf2a46d358ee03219412ee98944cebaf383f7a65131b2820452.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/965ed9e49081c45067b31079a90af4a9852f2bc2abbd2c874f17942b7a7eb37d.jpg)
;D
-
Tossed him right out onto his empty field of fvcks, he did. ::hysterical::
-
(https://www.stormfax.com/BrandonGreetings2.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea11d48245b687a182b5dd19da6efd89b0c5f115cc1bd93b7cad3dab0e937180.png)
https://twitter.com/XStrategiesLLC/status/1473044246114578441
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/90ec8e0dcaa9225f05f14f53b43405d496682339d5500eb044bc5b5e14a97f50.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/26d3303a1da126398df99e9f1224f3b0d8346d3d2bd6d4b3d0b51488f41ddef7.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5808a20b99ff35daa0fac227959c0877655339eeb17ffb2b29921614d3a9b66.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2021/12/trump-v-brandon.png)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2504aafdbf6dc8465d9f5e23cf900a9c559e7294b5fc83d037a2ecfc313f4caf.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e2ceeb8b786a0a4159d419637993e647c56cdda5756fff408d964766b269d05.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/094/465/997/small/52cb649b057b2491.jpeg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/002a0aba3d70f26bc0857ce6a4dab29dcee5089409495c8f49a74452f819350c.jpg)
H/T-WZ
;D
PS - This legit?
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwarroom.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F12%2FNcuZg6Zc-750x971.png&key=wuKewGhEvpKL5VTKY8ULYw&w=600&h=815
Whoa...I guess it is.
https://fjbcoin.info
Heh!
-
https://youtu.be/8u2guUGVPvQ
::hysterical::
It was announced recently that Brandon Brown and Brandonbilt Motorsports were having difficulty finding sponsors in the aftermath of the now viral story. However, it appears Brandonbilt Motorsports has found a new sponsor which is absolutely going to trigger the media and leftists; who, I might add, are not NASCAR fans in the first place.
Brandonbilt Motorsports (BMS) announced today that cryptocurrency meme coin LGBcoin.io (LGBcoin / $LGB) has signed on as the team’s full season primary partner for the 2022 NASCAR Xfinity Series (NXS) season.
The partnership marks the latest crypto outfit to back a NASCAR driver and team, a growing trend not only in motorsports but across all professional sports leagues. In 2022, BMS driver Brandon Brown will sport an eye-catching red, white, and blue livery with the logo and wordmark of LGBcoin aboard his No. 68 Chevrolet Camaro for all 33 races of the NXS season.
(https://theconservativetreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Lets-Go-Brandon--1024x430.jpg)
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2021/12/30/lets-go-brandon-nascar-team-brandonbilt-motorsports-announces-new-sponsor-that-will-drive-leftists-bananas/
::clapping::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0397d021f70c75df356f7eab130199e5dce9a5ce477c8bf60d15973d1ab7a87c.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9771129628167502368ace2866de9a35806ba41f880180403257dcd292261adf.jpg)
H/T-WZ
:D
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-claims-ron-desantis-kidnapped-her-and-held-her-hostage-in-miami-and-now-she-is-dead
Heh! If only...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06e80ba0faee5e1e6dbef551dd65d0500a0f1dfa4a6562405a020a3913b8eee7.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41f2aef40eeb16b9cb30f1daa7f96b3801c9d21fcc12e7f9da997ff93a1bf698.jpg)
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/094/580/192/original/862844fa7e754894.png)
::thumbsup::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08eb8005a48629814331dd8a41036c8c5ccb428c72a7f98445ecd0331a60d3af.jpg)
And another year, same resolution...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b24f12dd886da4abf43ad00ec8d96429ea09cdcf78933a9906fb4009eda1e2d.jpg)
H/T's-WZ
-
Mayor of Naples, Italy bans fireworks on New Years...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1477349409075740685
::vafancoul:: ::clapping::
-
Way crap is going...this is 50-50 ha ha funny vs nervous chuckle gallows humor funny...
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/12/1.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
-
Kinda been waiting for this...this is not your fathers NASCAR founded on bootleggers and rebels...you know, authentic Americans...it is a NASCAR of woke pansies and more regulations than the IRS...
Brown’s spokesperson Maxwell Marcucci said: “After the announcement went live on Thursday morning, NASCAR acknowledged to us late that afternoon that we had received approval but that they now needed to discuss this at a higher level.”
https://slaynews.com/news/nascar-caves-yanks-approval-of-lets-go-brandon-coin-sponsorship-from-brandon-browns-car/
Enter the woke gammas and their fun-stifling over-officious goons...
Marxists are all about crushing fun and individualism whenever it tries to sprout...
FU NASCAR, you are gutless cowards headed for extinction... ::mooning::
-
https://youtu.be/sId5Cd-z6cQ
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/514ea73ac84b1057a8db310312a9d442f24de355e9c08d5caa3c68949bf796f2.gif)
::hysterical::
-
https://www.newsweek.com/signs-placed-new-york-cars-florida-telling-woke-people-leave-police-1665527 (https://www.newsweek.com/signs-placed-new-york-cars-florida-telling-woke-people-leave-police-1665527)
::clapping::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1478836651103338504
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/687cc134f727fcbb2ac71bc88b92260226dafd78da3ad8e50e3978dab1e9e799.png)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc3143981fee9eb3648db188069173507d17cebeafcc97cc135ae7f0eed3d1a6.jpg)
::thumbsup::
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a327a79831cbbcbae0e63e4e1e7598adef4b500f542eda7e30a9d77e8adcd233.png)
::hysterical::
-
Bwuuhaahaaa!!!
I love snark-cat memes! ::thumbsup::
-
Way crap is going...this is 50-50 ha ha funny vs nervous chuckle gallows humor funny...
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/12/1.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
TPC is joining the SG memes...
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/51819-Food_Crisis.jpg)
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/51820-SOYGRN.jpg)
::hysterical::
Does cooking/processing eliminate the death-jab lethality, or is this the gift that keeps on killing?
-
Another snark-cat...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5b1c82d365b385be9e483c5563e630e6797249b5254c7efc8c9f3e24091d71a.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51375f2bbb295f1bd905a0efcaa22f762dca9ce9cc0446f57825ab3a405e4a3a.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b585c9173e6029bfc7ee27def1f9f7253856f2bc9a74a0702a7d97885128953.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1479105474515460100
Heh!
-
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIiWj7UWUAIqqI1?format=jpg&name=small
Damn...I thought the WuFlu and useless DNA-damaging clot-shots were hitting the morbidly obese hardest?
WTF?! Can't get a break...
-
I deem this humorous...
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/turkmenistan-close-gates-hell-gas-fire (https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/turkmenistan-close-gates-hell-gas-fire)
...trying to close The Gates of Hell? Who do these Turkmens think they are?!
So far Hell is winning...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/29cf1c745503c79591af0ae8ca1a21e9337a135d9ac138331dd9d5d5c70e0a02.jpg)
H/T-WZ
And then celebrate, with uhh...that other thing...
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f12ebc86b414a24d05a7861f6e61fd5483338dc06d6dca7f05f0de82d70b6d9e.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
Good thing Hell always has vacancies...gonna be a lot more headed there...
-
A pre eyebrow op pic, I see. ::hysterical::
-
Nah, she's entering that salon again without the mask. Hell her face is scarier than any mask
-
Who was it calling her Michael Jackson? "Michael Jackson sighted today..."
Tucker Carlson?
::hysterical::
-
Who was it calling her Michael Jackson? "Michael Jackson sighted today..."
Tucker Carlson?
::hysterical::
Yep, Tucker.
Candace Owens tweeted that whatever doctor did that to her eyebrows ought to be in jail.
-
Who was it calling her Michael Jackson? "Michael Jackson sighted today..."
Tucker Carlson?
::hysterical::
Yep, Tucker.
Candace Owens tweeted that whatever doctor did that to her eyebrows ought to be in jail.
The bastard given that impossible task of making a more palatable hideous gargoyle was doomed! ::laughonfloor::
-
Who was it calling her Michael Jackson? "Michael Jackson sighted today..."
Tucker Carlson?
::hysterical::
Yep, Tucker.
Candace Owens tweeted that whatever doctor did that to her eyebrows ought to be in jail.
The bastard given that impossible task of making a more palatable hideous gargoyle was doomed! ::laughonfloor::
https://www.weaselzippers.us/478195-who-draws-nancys-eyebrows-for-her/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/478195-who-draws-nancys-eyebrows-for-her/)
Ming the Merciless didn't look this bad!!!
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://thelibertyloft.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/gv011322dAPC-2048x1516.jpg)
Yeah, funny...cause true.
But won't be funny long when courts are packed by demscum's mouth-breathing Marxist trash just like this Ameriphobe...
-
WZ's on a roll today...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc5173543e21814800eaf79912067f2b8690770414d5f4e61b19d413fc79e0c3.jpg)
Snort!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c20221dedcda51180cb0fcc91163ae92b7c2776148065b13a60c6294a81ac06.jpg)
Heh!
And...that darn smarty-cat again!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ed759a1592b667987832e4aebcf5dabacdffa0dbbbf9fca42046623f34fade98.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Who does this..?
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/01/testing-lines.png)
(with apologies to Donald Fagan & Walter Becker)
-
https://youtu.be/wsHcUqKx1zM
Heh, not my guy...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d3e72d9377ab40e49e2fce46b6d2f7cef063adc5af809a4ce7e40e7a85970198.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b2057ea2fbccbdc0422639c74b64fdfcf43d3a3d3c52ef0c0240bcde565f6e09.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/3ZPaHVCl.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://i.imgur.com/M6rgWkKl.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5bd32cbdc14de7c429bb101d3432176639572e70b7021a655eedd96249d4ba4f.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
Via TPC -
(https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/51965-WLDHRS.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
And this one from BB...for some reason I thought of Pablo with this one. ;D
https://babylonbee.com/news/ravi-zacharias-destroys-atheist-in-debate-with-epic-shoryuken
Heh!
And via WZ's -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e979b01ccce99290402c8fe6c1f318824fd74936535f68895eeee8b96ee7699.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0cfd2ffeafffcc8488b05824a3d62491d35eeba442d89f4e4746bdf1531764a9.jpg)
FJB!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Lz8dVR3.jpg)
Heh!
(https://i.imgur.com/RbExr3a.jpg)
Snort!
(https://media.patriots.win/post/3ESOIEdg1LRg.png)
Bwuhahaa!
H/T's - CTH
-
(https://thelibertyloft.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/gv012322dAPC-2048x1510.jpg)
H/T-LibertyLoft
Funny, sure...grounded in too much evidence.
And this idiot is destroying the country from within and eager to invite it globally... ::outrage::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eaa44fd6d78083944ed2dfc8d2f5150aacc22c57b72d8b930c475fef7e990de1.jpg)
H/T-WZ
Palate cleanser of sorts...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d054b230b82bbd404c65bf6b6a4fcecdedb342d4e9425206b7851a181aa1e076.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/01/invisible-woman.jpg)
-
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-him-or-me-neil-young-throws-tantrum-over-joe-rogan-demands-spotify-remove-his-songs (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-him-or-me-neil-young-throws-tantrum-over-joe-rogan-demands-spotify-remove-his-songs)
Ha ha ha! That Canadian stinking hippie commie loser can take his whinny crappy songs and stick 'em! ::vafancoul::
-
Ha ha ha! That Canadian stinking hippie commie loser can take his whinny crappy songs and stick 'em! ::vafancoul::
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJ-qIDoX0AEQ4Uj?format=jpg)
-
Ha ha ha! That Canadian stinking hippie commie loser can take his whinny crappy songs and stick 'em! ::vafancoul::
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJ-qIDoX0AEQ4Uj?format=jpg)
Streaming music service Spotify is in the process of removing Neil Young's music, depriving tens of fans access to the 76-year-old's song library on the platform. (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/spotify-removing-neil-youngs-music-after-tantrum-over-joe-rogan-misinformation)
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
https://thepostmillennial.com/candace-owens-reacts-to-the-view-calling-for-boycott-of-joe-rogan (https://thepostmillennial.com/candace-owens-reacts-to-the-view-calling-for-boycott-of-joe-rogan)
Seems like overkill to sic Candace Owens on the fugly inside and out mouth-breathing Marxist twits on the (Oh Lord, don't make me see) The View...
But these lying old totalitarians deserve it...and then some!
-
(https://images.dailycaller.com/image/width=1280,height=549,fit=cover,f=auto/https://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Justice-scaled-e1643340604107.jpg)
Governor Holds Up Dog’s Butt During State Of The State, Tells Bette Midler To ‘Kiss Her Hiney’
https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/27/west-virginia-jim-justice-babydog-dogs-hiney/
::hysterical::
::clapping::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2daab83bb8db14cc8775e5970aee84019f1ea4465e7c4aea927c2fa63207469.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/416080941057a22cf911adffd27475184164c1dfee09b50270b55724412239c5.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
Ha ha ha! That Canadian stinking hippie commie loser can take his whinny crappy songs and stick 'em! ::vafancoul::
"Well I heard Mr. Young sing about it.
Told Spotify to pull 'em down;
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A Rogan man don't need him around anyhow."
-
https://mediarightnews.com/lauren-boebert-sounds-off-after-joni-mitchell-joins-neil-young-by-pulling-her-music-from-spotify-in-protest-of-joe-rogan/
Uhh...Joni...who?
Is that yet another stinking hippie commie loser nobody gives a rats ass about?
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93e4d5b478d6851d8468f095599d3b13aa90240264cf4c0ad57b178912d5233b.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
-
https://youtu.be/UFBEami1qIg
::hysterical::
Bonus
https://youtu.be/pXezLv_5RaY
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://i.redd.it/7tkb8lmkh2f81.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49068f41dce2a884892174d3db6dc29b79562584357093e4909e3e09c3d40901.jpg?w=800&h=893)
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/02/trucker-protest-curve.png)
;D
-
Ha! Eat them words!!!
-
https://youtu.be/DakWejBcQIY
;D
-
https://twitter.com/PolcaDorka/status/1487302991174672385
::hysterical::
-
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/3d/5d/a03d5d38c643ccdbc5b3fc1044813fe8.jpg)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/84/ntD4ePHv_o.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
I'll pass...
Trying to catch a cat for re-loads in a firefight is more sporting than I want to be with my foes!
::hysterical::
Unless his name is Walter...is his name Walter? Walter might be able to handle the job!
https://youtu.be/bfuhFvZsgkc
https://youtu.be/a3ta5Q3ITUc
-
WZ's on fire again...I love Friday's!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c9169d9f963ebde351bd5061d5fe474cb03d47c71bfda5ba5f14ad3915ff2a51.jpg)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a05c2098ab5cf8b531924e83dd51598ef9c9a29402f27ec7fdd42277d05adca.png)
Snort!
And, how about this for athletic skill...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56305823317fa414b11655a22b2a73968c34fed56db1852c48e8a259ec62e49a.gif)
USA! USA! USA!
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/074b8e907d1d29fb9bd81d7d440a14d32277afd52691c6be389e30dc5901188d.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
Hmmm....
I don't see the proper hood ornament for a Peterbilt so it can't be that...
Well, anyway...ramming speed! :D
PS - Peterbilt should move their Sainte-Thérèse, Quebec plant elsewhere... foottapping
-
OK, this is a fat premium...but it might be fun to grab one of these!
https://www.dismecoins.com/product/lets-go-brandon-no-mask/?aff=29 (https://www.dismecoins.com/product/lets-go-brandon-no-mask/?aff=29)
:D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/242706bbb459c55af126329487cc406357ba228672b0c114adba2e3b18fe0cdb.png)
H/T-WZ
::exitstageleft:: ;D
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1490084770184900611
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f7cbeb980a8f526a4e276f06bedba7a55bb5a036b9f9a9ac912d5dfa24dffd85.gif)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a73e77e0eebbd9788a5d0136b8311dfc2a558aa6f167af101571b085977da9e0.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-boston-convoy.html (https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-boston-convoy.html)
::hysterical::
-
Yeah, that's a shame...
;D
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1492300617901125633
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06814def2a76edd1b9dde3a954ff68cd5173d3f3441f2a7d79bc7e60beeb4a7d.jpg)
Same tainted DNA...
-
Look who crawled back...
https://www.outkick.com/neil-youngs-music-quietly-returns-to-spotify/ (https://www.outkick.com/neil-youngs-music-quietly-returns-to-spotify/)
::hysterical::
...typical money-grubbing stinking hippie...
-
No, it's not back. Just a few songs on soundtracks that Young can't control are all that's out there. Sloppy journalism from "my" side.
-
No, it's not back. Just a few songs on soundtracks that Young can't control are all that's out there. Sloppy journalism from "my" side.
I read that he had sold half of his rights to some company in exchange for money now instead of in the future.
Not sure if that means half of his songs or something else.
Maybe he does not have the right to pull all of his songs off spotify.
-
::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair::Who listens to his crap ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair:: ::pullhair::
-
Smelly old hippies? :o
-
Via WZ's -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5bdc34ec493e8a8256ff64507efd6f78b955b426b86e1a0a1c49d8266720bb4c.jpg)
Would be a Mega-win for Liberty!!! And don't stop there...all the way through serving of the sentence!!!
::whoohoo::
Same for the rest of the commie rat bastards!!!
And this is clever funny...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f002008ecd86baedb93e220d5dba267c3078d96439c6d6e5225848f5c8e1fb00.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Ha ha, unfunny funny...
https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-releases-new-womens-swimsuit-with-extra-space-for-male-genitalia
Ha ha, fracking hilarious!
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-donates-to-truck-convoy-under-name-hunter-biden-so-washington-post-wont-dox-him
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/307546ddc870461cb28c730ab614599e94d9709ab77931d265a87f0cb1ecb50b.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/nascar-finish-line-daytona-500 (https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/nascar-finish-line-daytona-500)
::clapping::
-
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/american-separatists-moscow-declare-republic-new-washington-t22639.html
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/482c23aa04b09c27581e615da4c36af65f5e1a29b2f9b70a9a7b22591b76df7a.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/russian-warship-gfy-wear-t22645.html
Heh!
In the spirit of Tecumseh... (https://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,18871.msg195019.html#msg195019)
:D
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1498801093307944963
::laughonfloor::
-
And NOT fake news
-
A blunderous truth...
-
https://twitter.com/popstryingagain/status/1499414624290156552
::laughonfloor::
-
Funny...cause sad but true...
(https://i.imgur.com/ogXpKJel.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
(https://www.stormfax.com/TheGlassBlog.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/375e34456543268ad586d8e6fb150107fd47792639b491da2b72d935bf72cd9f.png)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
Quite disgustin' ............
-
Biden Assures America That The Buck Stops With Putin
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-assures-america-that-the-buck-stops-with-putin
So true...
And this...
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-closing-mcdonald-moscow-not-victimless-crime-t22693.html
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
3/13/2022, 4:34 pm
He shouldn't worry. Putin has assured Russia that he will nationalize all fast food outlets so Russians will now have McPutin's™, Kremlin Fried Chicken™, Taco Hell™, Dominoes to Fall Pizza™ and a plethora of other nationalized and renamed fast food outlets.
This is gonna be great!
It's the grand World of Next Tuesday™!
::hysterical::
-
Global warming news: 100,000 Russian migrants fleeing climate change about to march into Ukraine
-
More stuff you'll never see on MarxistMedia...
(https://i0.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/question-who-in-biden-38-percent-approval.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
That's what I wanna know!
-
Morons and co-conspirators...
It'll be a heck of a hangover celebrating their demise...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/806b315466903e3b9c804202145b0d4f753866672bf1acf5bf25bb0fa24dfd32.gif)
H/T-WZ
-
Morons and co-conspirators...
It'll be a heck of a hangover celebrating their demise...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/806b315466903e3b9c804202145b0d4f753866672bf1acf5bf25bb0fa24dfd32.gif)
H/T-WZ
I can't wait!!!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/65dcab9752a8a3efd326a7b2368b4f8e5e827b278e017a5490a24b0646ab5bc8.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/366dca506696cc0f8dc8b654c2a25b95a8f752ab3afdec38b386eef1303ea0df.jpg)
And...good for any leftist/cuck family tree...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2ef44564ea4a90946ca8a4f685cd90c3d521c89df5aa32fc9202dd67a1962fc.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
That last is a good 'un, Libertas!
-
Heh, what's worse, being in or under that tree? ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/536d4f8f0802ba4243ec753bcbb327de/b5bcac9d5fdaf079-08/s400x600/8fe5c830d8af609c8e65956aea3f3f2fa18b654d.png)
https://1americanconservative.tumblr.com/post/678450163166183424
-
Funny...and awesome!
https://youtu.be/s92UMJNjPIA
H/T-CTH
::clapping::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/EKDEKkY.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
https://youtu.be/toGMjVVhkiM
Virtue Signaling About Ukraine!
234,380 views
Mar 22, 2022
AwakenWithJP
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec97b101fbbb477dda684998d0ade755155580c963d19b1543669d4023534fb8.jpg)
H/T-WZ
Quadruped ungulate humor, LOL!
-
Let. Freedom. Ring. (and Reign!)
(https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E22AQGJuAsMqb2WzA/feedshare-shrink_800/0/1648389894869?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=3AMt6erni91n1li6h5WtgBBpES_HJE9B7e0aF9bFzRU)
-
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/7910983d-242e-4bc7-ad05-615c7a4c8218/episode/e43a37d3-09f8-4c03-8bd8-5332c1ca0382/images/39d55f4a-7dbb-4973-b3da-e2d126fce81e-anti-grooming-bill-stonetoss-comic-1080w.webp)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06868c5ecb57331815bc534123cb40e3f3503118bb35c90c548bf860278ab928.png)
H/T-CTH
-
(https://media.patriots.win/post/vPnkndoGwAXq.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
::laughonfloor::
::clapping::
Another, via WZ -
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9dce089d074559b3ff6155e5cfdee21f44090dd9a0b87a0603cdc9191272fce9.jpg)
-
::curtsy4:: ::slapfight::
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b850d7948260957013c471684f397e58c0a45aa9ae5adf5afa4755cc87719ee.jpg)
::saywhat::
::exitstageleft::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/04/chuck-norris.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b850d7948260957013c471684f397e58c0a45aa9ae5adf5afa4755cc87719ee.jpg)
::saywhat::
::exitstageleft::
Snort!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2bdff79c0b2755930a8f5e2c33f361e1e8c12af46e60b1a44f19212867caaf3.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::exitstageleft::
-
I think most of us are old enough to get a chuckle out of this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a131b78872b9aab1e64c10869cfa1cccf2f6904ce2e95c452385632b21624b61.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
I think most of us are old enough to get a chuckle out of this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a131b78872b9aab1e64c10869cfa1cccf2f6904ce2e95c452385632b21624b61.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
When this was playing the airwaves (along with Talking Heads, REM, Soft-Cell, Elvis Costello, Blondie, The Cure, The Bangles, Tom Petty, Nick Lowe, etc.), I was in marathon shape & could out-dance ANY guy on the dance floor @ the local NJ clubs & bars . . . which afforded me a considerable advantage with the lady-folk!
;D
-
I think most of us are old enough to get a chuckle out of this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a131b78872b9aab1e64c10869cfa1cccf2f6904ce2e95c452385632b21624b61.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
When this was playing the airwaves (along with Talking Heads, REM, Soft-Cell, Elvis Costello, Blondie, The Cure, The Bangles, Tom Petty, Nick Lowe, etc.), I was in marathon shape & could out-dance ANY guy on the dance floor @ the local NJ clubs & bars . . . which afforded me a considerable advantage with the lady-folk!
;D
Ahh, you were that guy...
I was the guy in the dark corner shooting pool and having to give away lots of my drinks because I kept winning all night...maybe I got better looking later on towards closing...maybe not...at least it was a very inexpensive night out for me...
Would only get dragged out for that dancing stuff if my girlfriend at the time insisted...then they'd discover how unskilled I was...then, slow dance or no dance from then on...
::hysterical::
-
Maybe not funny for us, but the rest of the world is laughing its collective asses off.
https://twitter.com/AsaadHannaa/status/1513681354348716035 (https://twitter.com/AsaadHannaa/status/1513681354348716035)
If only our garbage "entertainment" was this funny.
-
Yeah, had that in my background awaiting a break in my day to post on it...thanks for posting it...I do not think most people are aware of how truly savage this is...this is HUGE...the Saudi's make it a point to not openly challenge us for decades...ever since we helped them discover and develop their oil fields and turn them from wandering desert waifs into filthy rich oil barons and elevated The House of Saud from goatherders they've largely with some notable exceptions played nice with us and we give them all the military toys they can want...but to openly and savagely ridicule a sitting President and Veep...is unprecedented...this is a massive humiliation. And I cannot say it is undeserved in the least...
It's embarrassing being an American with these two and the crap in Congress being in power...
::unknowncomic::
-
Sports related hilarity...
Background - MN Wild hockey team, historically easily pushed around by physical teams has gotten more physical themselves with help from new leadership and new additions...recent game vs Edmonton was a wipeout with the Wild beating them 5-1...later in the final period when star winger Kaprizov tried to tally a goal a little Oiler fella gave Kaprizov a little shove, Kaprizov shoved back (normally this is where most things end) but then Oilers thug Evander Kane has to come and cross-check Kaprizov who wasn't having it and the scrum begins...then, what I really liked seeing the other 4 on the ice all come after Kane, especially center Hartman...after being separated Hartman yelled FU and gave Kane the bird...
The moronic NHL...who regularly sees one guy beating the blood and snot out of a guy on the ice...fines Hartman $4,250 for "unsportsmanlike conduct"...
Now, the really funny part...Kane's ex-wife Anna (who did not part nicely) is one of many non-fan's of Evander who donated to Hartman's Venmo account to help offset the silly fine!!! (https://deadspin.com/evander-kane-s-ex-contributed-to-ryan-hartman-s-nhl-fin-1848790743)
::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::
-
(https://media.arkhaven.com/comics/series/7910983d-242e-4bc7-ad05-615c7a4c8218/episode/8622b44a-b644-4e61-93d1-e71158629cf9/images/40225812-812e-4bd1-997c-b76e22efbf3b-off%20target-1080w.png)
-
That cartoon works whether it's Cedar Rapids or New York City.
Same thing. Same outcome.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5752f01ebd7f69b6b5b342b2550e382dd529f12a790bc576276394aa06850570.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
::puke::
-
https://youtu.be/gveMBALiEFE
::speechless::
Uhh, Ba... what?
Is that next to Wakanda?
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/edee71f0cf0abb6e8a7b5af727d3f2632f3ffd2d5bf1b1304a73969dcb4e1107.png)
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d74943b825efbe711a6b188965e76356c95131ca9f46c11a8ad1e0c97b17b95.png)
H/T's-WZ
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/644c4e94f8c43533cc7a90e61c723a0ebb721b6c1a266a292dd64957a65a899a.png)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://i.imgur.com/dWGmk7Zl.jpg)
H/T-CTH
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/23b7471bad55ed4a456559996d267e3b065a8150a42b7a9303dc32b63a2b34ac.jpg)
Heh!
-
https://twitter.com/stevenvoiceover/status/1520467129476259841
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/267f1aa1976fd1dcdff271654e03d6cac025e92ab6d733bd39b718981cb6079b.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ar15.com%2Fmedia%2FmediaFiles%2F13081%2F111111FRlcGpOXsAEcCN1_jpg-2368734.JPG&key=EVUYA9WIuseslXgHetgP2w&w=600&h=506 (https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ar15.com%2Fmedia%2FmediaFiles%2F13081%2F111111FRlcGpOXsAEcCN1_jpg-2368734.JPG&key=EVUYA9WIuseslXgHetgP2w&w=600&h=506)
Heh!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/28/09/57149579-0-image-a-11_1651135692949.jpg)
Why not? Gonna be some long nights ahead and I don't like coffee...
-
https://youtu.be/WtJNo9aQkQ8
-
We need a new word...
I don't think we can call this parody anymore when what was once called parody is now merely representing reality in a humorous way as a means of releasing incredulity...
https://babylonbee.com/news/moloch-warns-of-looming-child-sacrifice-supply-chain-issues
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-zero-males-affected-as-liberal-women-go-on-sex-strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/demons-of-hell-unanimously-agree-about-value-of-gender-affirming-care-for-children
https://babylonbee.com/news/hello-again-old-friend-progressive-dusts-off-my-body-my-choice-sign-she-put-in-storage-at-beginning-of-the-pandemic
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/109520d342fba3e40e8aa141839f22ae408451e88eb7bcef028cb4f5db079500.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor:: ::whoohoo:: ::rolllaughing:: ::cool:: ::hysterical:: ::newyear::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d6ea166c654147aa6db74e75af1f159449e40d289b44ce459a3521b002a24074.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
Heh!
-
Can't see it, Todd. "Open in new tab" says the image contains errors.
-
I didn't even think it was there. I gave up. Tried linking, didn't work, as it's a F*c*book link. Tried downloading the image and uploading and it wouldn't take the jpeg attachment. I uploaded at Insty, let's see if that link will work. Still don't know why it wouldn't let me attach. It's not a big picture.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9389c7134ca948be0f01a78b52f42aee3bb6a8f9a2c2896e504c2ef2e8dbb7c2.jpg)
-
Heh, go drink with your buddies... ;D
I like this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb24dc9419d769dc3fd3b0e384326ddb5f73c149f4518e12c8c6ecb7e7a4b7c7.png)
...if I only had such opportunity!
-
Happy Friday the 13th!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/9a/b5/f89ab52d3c78130a8e5f6acea9a225f7.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Looks a lot like a younger version of my old dude. And apart from Templar's and paranoid superstitious types...I've always found F13 to be a good day, even when tempting fate.
:D
-
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1524794295894556673
::hysterical::
And, so stupid it has to be true...or will be soon...
https://youtu.be/C17dbAK6N4g
::)
-
::hysterical::
-
"Your attachment couldn't be saved. This might happen because it took too long to upload or the file is bigger than the server will allow.
Please consult your server administrator for more information."
I tried uploading another pic and that's what it gave me, again. Under 100k so it should be good to go. I give up.
-
Yeah, that's not a size issue...sometimes the host server must be going through some maintenance cycle or something...and the security cert seems to be belly up still too...
Hard to find good help now days...
-
https://youtu.be/h3VzvtEFq3w
H/T-WZ
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Heh.
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c03e2a030a069683ed161bd36e60daf9200dd974b5dc4f1e3c941d921a7df2ad.png)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/05/brandon-gas_i-did-that.png)
-
Regarding the concluded Pirate vs Bed-Pooper case...I hope Johnny learned his lesson...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/23eecae2594e1638037e24c0bceb23986a3e63c4a6620dffe8f86105f6cf312a.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
There is a price to pay for venturing into the Danger Zone!
https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/06/700-genders.jpg)
-
(https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/16539.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
::clapping::
-
https://youtu.be/QlWIhb_uxFQ
ETA - (https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c0371279fa54f913f67a12b5e250adfbea373494bc55bff3c94ffcd20cb2f59.jpg)
Heh, gotta love clever folks!
-
https://justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/dr-anthony-fauci-tests-positive-covid-19 (https://justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/dr-anthony-fauci-tests-positive-covid-19)
::hysterical::
::laughonfloor::
::rolllaughing::
-
::smallestviolin::
-
He just tapped his own shoulder...
(https://c.tenor.com/OP-D4uUPP6EAAAAS/you-are-next-grim-reaper.gif)
::laughonfloor::
-
Does anything sum up the Biden administration any better than this bit of fail?
https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1538184584038432770? (https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1538184584038432770?)
::hysterical::
-
Does anything sum up the Biden administration any better than this bit of fail?
https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1538184584038432770? (https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1538184584038432770?)
::hysterical::
Looks like his foot got caught in the pedal.
I had something very similar happen with a motor cycle long ago.
I put my foot down and the starting peg(?) rode up inside by pants. The cycle leaned right a little and when I tried to move my right foot out a little I could not. It tipped over on me over the curb and I could not extract myself. Two young women pulled it off me. How embarrassing.
-
Him and John Kerry, two fools in a pod
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1e8e1d008f365c2ef88c6bbf486283410f7895444c306d317700891d94d5fe85.jpg)H/T-WZ
People with mental ailments often have degenerating motor skills too...a track record that goes back to the expulsion from Eden, eh? ::)
Mr. 81M votes (Ha!) been like this since The Manchurian made him his insurance policy...
And he's been a congenital liar, plagiarist and gaff-machine since he hatched!
Did he blame Putin when he fell down and get a boo-boo? ::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0869df2935d954a65356250f8d4c19413dc5fa256a7318f3f10f3f5eda9c38de.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/74fd3c541259ca824a99a070ab2e8607d287c93f04258594a97e9cb998987852.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3f870d27c451d46c706c1c5a949faa0901007830255b670982178e774fe49dc4.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/361a7d4e12232927d767b46df593d2e3f87a6980005f9e3b534f1f2de3ea991a.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/708ba7cbbb10edfeccf7ca0b20d3564b9d904daed96d18491a0c3524caa98665.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/edfa99e52ce30469ca33dad78156a668d98bd1c38a27bdc486c75e92c725737f.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/074fce77536fd3b629613700e4267f33463ae053a4590b730fe6b22c76d1471b.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1a716e06dab2dd5d4f33dca84326d0a699bdf1d4761f117f8d23a6c4bb9fe8b.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9022dd7319e0300b72998cba7bec910e298c07d7a99626dd0a8424f2391cb737.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/06/150_000-votes.jpg)
-
I think in the northern plains...only IA may have something on the books about this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0568a760e14bd85881979e4a44ed2fb5d8c93acf0d9a312bc7d32311611cd1b2.png)
Sad. It's a contact sport most all can participate in. :D
As for this...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83ac4b6d72fd86596bf27c144f68d55dc6e74c8a6504b65ce5882c4f2c76e7c0.jpg)
...Diet Dew still stings the nasal cavities!
-
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/tiktok-trend-angry-leftist-women-threatening-hookup-sex-will-die-now-roe-overturned/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/tiktok-trend-angry-leftist-women-threatening-hookup-sex-will-die-now-roe-overturned/)
::hysterical::
Pretty sure the only "guy" such types can hook up with are "drunk randos"!
::laughonfloor::
And, given this slut likely lives in a commie city in commie state still eagerly slaying babies...pretty sure whoring, disease and death remain core values for the succubus...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c719b42d4d250e9b52873acc36ae3edb6ec01b839e5aae0b0c71999ee65c92bc.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
-
I think many such...creatures...are very very safe...at least from normal men...
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Ft1OMTw6L2ti6U-r1JCisQHaID?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
(https://i.imgflip.com/5gubyv.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2bdbd0a72c9c75152c2fd3968393515a1a433dd3587f79ad399414d8399e9d18.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1adc43582305fd126c1d6e0c140493db9e0c3168aa2728863b4b4b11b5326ab.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b28c98eaf60704c908d790e593d579f0557b705fa82f3cbf8b47341c32b36948.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1544000896140460032
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1544403977818849280? (https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1544403977818849280?)
That'll leave a mark. ::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/PicsOrIt/status/1544844501247594496? (https://twitter.com/PicsOrIt/status/1544844501247594496?)
::unknowncomic::
-
Fang Fang... ::hysterical::
And no...that is just disrespectful to eff up ANY award! ::outrage::
-
Fang Fang... ::hysterical::
And no...that is just disrespectful to eff up ANY award! ::outrage::
Puleeze. Do you suspect he even knew what he was doing? He's a moron. Always was, always will be.
-
Fang Fang... ::hysterical::
And no...that is just disrespectful to eff up ANY award! ::outrage::
Puleeze. Do you suspect he even knew what he was doing? He's a moron. Always was, always will be.
Pretty sure I don't care if he knows or not...I'd light his ass up for it no matter what.
-
Here we go...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f43eedda2e333181975a636289446c8b8d37fbe44c8d94a3f65580af8a51e1c1.png)
Oh...if only!!!
::thumbsup:: ::cool:: ::beertoast:: ::newyear:: ::popcorn:: ::praying:: ::bows:: ::USA:: ::whoohoo:: ::danceban:: ::bustamove:: ::guitar:: ::clapping:: ::snoopydance:: ::beavisbutthead::
-
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/breaking-tucker-carlson-reveals-culprit-behind-guidestones-monument-destruction-exclusive-footage-video/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/breaking-tucker-carlson-reveals-culprit-behind-guidestones-monument-destruction-exclusive-footage-video/)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/700b1ddda404f3049037d336efc7dbab84e8726c7e69513fe24e2c59bc384459.png)
Meh, pretty average...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a93fd8563fae83e2ef807d870e287bbff5ce2cf1df3f38b097675bd6e62a6d73.jpg)
It's spelled C-o-m-I-n-t-e-r-n...
-
https://twitter.com/APFactCheck/status/1545488287413977092? (https://twitter.com/APFactCheck/status/1545488287413977092?)
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/APFactCheck/status/1545488287413977092? (https://twitter.com/APFactCheck/status/1545488287413977092?)
::hysterical::
“I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.”
Sure, AP says it's "fabricated"...who trusts the chicken-little MarxistMedia any longer? I mean besides imbeciles? Chances are their claims of fabrication got less interest than the original tweet!!
::laughonfloor::
-
Somebody offend the Clinton's, Biden's or Obama's?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/massive-blaze-destroys-historic-338-year-old-nantucket-hotel-video/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/massive-blaze-destroys-historic-338-year-old-nantucket-hotel-video/)
Housed Maxwell's life insurance policy (aka "the Epstein client list"), Hunter's personal meth lab...Obama's real birth certificate and college records? ::whatgives::
https://twitter.com/domislivenews/status/1546193620599988226 (https://twitter.com/domislivenews/status/1546193620599988226)
::hysterical::
-
(https://img.patriotpost.us/01G7PJDSA4H7PP2WW8EJJESDE2.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
::whoohoo:: ::clapping::
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
Apparently most in the black community don't mind if some are called "not authentic"...but for Latino's...
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/we-are-not-tacos-hispanic-association-slams-jill-biden-comparing-latinos-breakfast-tacos (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/we-are-not-tacos-hispanic-association-slams-jill-biden-comparing-latinos-breakfast-tacos)
...most don't like being called "taco's"...
https://twitter.com/MidnightMitch/status/1546660742304337920 (https://twitter.com/MidnightMitch/status/1546660742304337920)
::hysterical::
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QbTIRE2l.jpg)
H/T-CTH
::rolllaughing::
-
Watch it to the end. ::hysterical::
https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108642292369513518 (https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108642292369513518)
-
Painting "Ukrainian Energy Expert."
(https://radiopatriot.files.wordpress.com/2021/06/photo_2021-06-18-10.29.43.jpeg?w=700)
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/108/643/004/653/920/977/original/a106b3e809ccd53d.jpg)
-
Watch it to the end. ::hysterical::
https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108642292369513518 (https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108642292369513518)
::laughonfloor::
-
Painting "Ukrainian Energy Expert."
(https://radiopatriot.files.wordpress.com/2021/06/photo_2021-06-18-10.29.43.jpeg?w=700)
Part of the Pedo Pete collection...
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/108/643/004/653/920/977/original/a106b3e809ccd53d.jpg)
I make my own...only a stoner goes for a drive-thru taco...
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1547246036523048962
-
List's are funny...
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-survive-at-a-woke-corporation
https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-top-10-summer-activities-for-kids
-
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/58056987fdfec03b247e7b495bb301430aa2e174a54fdab6af1f2c01177b2ab3.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/18ad8131f9e0c21ca01717e93073cc92700408594a0c7d73978cc932d84d7cb3.jpg)
Heh.
Too bad other garbage steps in... ::bashing::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1159c0c3721ddd0f71b261d3362cc05e651c66d007bf89f6ded7d7a3d85d552.png)H/T-WZ
I hate when that happens!
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/brutal-biden-contracts-covid-just-one-day-after-miraculous-recovery-from-cancer
Snort!
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aOQWgLy_460svvp9.webm
::rolllaughing::
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aggeRpw_700bwp.webp)
(https://thegloriousamerican.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Doritos-1170x630.jpg)
-
Especially true for RINO/AINO Cucks...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=868.0000066757202,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/111/611/046/original/5f8b465329a3ecd5.png)
H/T-CTH
-
Climate Optics . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/07/climate-map.png)
-
https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108697309198092255 (https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108697309198092255)
::mooning::
-
https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108697309198092255 (https://truthsocial.com/@tednugent/posts/108697309198092255)
::mooning::
Jesse Kelly (https://www.premierenetworks.com/shows/jesse-kelly-show) refers to Mayor Pete as the Rear Admiral.
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/07/tarzan-cheetah.png)
-
Climate Optics . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/07/climate-map.png)
Fear pimping...all part of the WEF elitist plan to weaponize Eco-lies as the next lever of despotism...
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/07/tarzan-cheetah.png)
::hysterical::
Staying clear of the Rear Admiral is good advice too!
::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.weaselzippers.us/484129-samantha-bees-really-boring-late-night-show-cancelled/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/484129-samantha-bees-really-boring-late-night-show-cancelled/)
Like most DemoCommies...evil and depraved at their core...flushed when their brand of angry twisted goes stale...always seem to surface on some other leftist propaganda outlet somewhere...
Like I heard ol' Fredo landed on some backwater cul de sac somewhere...
On the can't-define-a-woman news sid eof things -
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/breaking-suetheview-trends-nationwide-turning-point-usa-issues-cease-desist-letters-abc-news-calling-retract-defamatory-statements-video/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/breaking-suetheview-trends-nationwide-turning-point-usa-issues-cease-desist-letters-abc-news-calling-retract-defamatory-statements-video/)
Sue? OK, whatever...
Prefer punch, flush...deport...but whatever...
If not for totalitarians and all their tools and fools...Earth would be a paradise...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92688a597eba82cd91d986f40adfdd34439d6b01e8c7d96969713e0eeb2cbbe9.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/07/moses-waters-his-daisies.png)
-
https://twitter.com/stevenvoiceover/status/1552765198255230983? (https://twitter.com/stevenvoiceover/status/1552765198255230983?)
::laughonfloor::
-
LOL!
Reminds me of this...
https://youtu.be/uXdpIC2AtkY
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1553844592142946304
;D
-
That guy does a dead on AC/DC impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV1E_5xei6E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV1E_5xei6E)
-
Yeah, he's got some hilarious stuff.
You watch the one on the Scamdemic in the Corona thread Pan posted?
Here it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrvlgE17sQI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrvlgE17sQI)
His one about a kid working his first job in the Sears paint department (Long live paint!) in Valley Stream, Long Island, NY is hilarious too...has a nice impressions there too, including a spot-on Joe Pesci.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXkz2J3Gksc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXkz2J3Gksc)
"No, I look like this" ::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3baaceb53bd683ee9f7aa5a90941916bef67f3567a997d74871dbb70575d7d16.jpg)
True!
-
Ain't that the damn truth. What the hell went wrong in the last 60 years since high school?
-
Opportunity to make a buck.
Now...we have the added insult of paying people who insult us and our culture! ::outrage:: ::cussing:: ::angry:: ::gaah::
-
::puke::
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-undeniable-proofs-climate-change-is-happening
-
(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7DroLxrol44n20fOZ0AKi-E4q1Hd70UtWlgstF-og0guVbeBwbxs70V0s1B3o_xM2Sm6ZQkdFFP9icngoj9CxVUJI8KhcWzH7NmQ64Z8eXUb7GB20HdaXdSIGxIS8_lv35HtCaOkYFKLWCsOVau8xjwFc8lZ8TQ5lzbNmhLWDicrj-vIuLCKT3Dl0lQ/s640/E80Z2D6_dLgWPSWFONZEf40T8Stw3lQgEW8bjEOwOHY.jpg)
https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2022/07/yellow-boxfishspongebob-squarefish.html
Spongebob Square-Fish
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/08/page-not-found.png)
-
;D
-
::bashing::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0797ee046875984f708126456aa1c59eaae36c2b57758cf78cdd6b1f9c0588c7.jpg)
H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6391d40a64c4c9a3217c03278e279caf44995c4ce4e984ebe78186c949696912.jpg)
-
Heh!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1555332094993342465
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1555362858531229696
;D
-
Sadly it missed and two old timers dead, two critical
-
Yeah...just can't catch a break...
::unknowncomic::
More funnies...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7dd162ff6f64f25cacef84e85cc2f1a787f7a5bc0db6af3b794956bb10974e4b.jpg)
Most all of us should get that one...younger folks, probably not...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84c1093e1c2ddc4a73e53a4dfede129556153d6bd66ac180b79883f76290cc60.jpg)
Fortunately, I learned at a young age to enjoy my liberties...regardless of what may come later... :D
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f462ff9da534bb079089f0650db90f2fb4171f5831f9976a3cfc524dab1de21.gif)
::laughonfloor::
Again, caught no break with the Chi-Com's either....on that score...getting them to not meet with us and swap bad ideas and agree to be lied to by them was a small win though!
-
This is worth a heh...
-
This is worth a heh...
Snort! ;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3952dacaabca7a7a65cb2b2d7e587e47ff093ea8e7bf7d26b15ae75e7e4d0af5.jpg)H/T-WZ
Somebody called WDS at WZ's calls her Latrine Two-Lastnames!
::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1558849165500846081
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0b985cf01f83a19d41f5f603a6a8242d4682566f7a63aa2dba859cb10a08541.jpg)
::thumbsup::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/113/509/868/original/c96bdbb7706fa665.png)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
::laughonfloor::
::clapping::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1580b14adf89566891824e63168736e9d52719133a64dea1c27b311e80a5f3f9.jpg)
H/T - WZ
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
I was in Bayonne, NJ today on business. Grabbing some pizza for lunch (Pizza Masters on Broadway), I spotted these on the way back to my car & snapped a quick photo.
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/08/dnc-dropbox.jpg?w=1024)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a171f25cfe9391513f1afb9b264f1fb1cc98074ad66074b861863f7f2c4a35d5.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
If you wear that dress the way it was intended, it wouldn't look so odd. ::hysterical::
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/108/891/846/238/931/690/original/53a44db49fb9930a.jpg)
-
If you wear that dress the way it was intended, it wouldn't look so odd. ::hysterical::
*She's* odd. Besides, one probably needs to keep tugging on the neckline to keep it in place at the shoulders, per the way the model is weaing it.
-
Heh. ::laughonfloor::
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/108897787792098126
-
Funny, yet sad (because it's true):
Osteen Study Bible (https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-releases-new-edition-of-bible-with-all-words-redacted)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/08/redacted-study-bible.png)
-
::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a2568ea13a07a9296782c95cbe7f71e22d00ceaab53c991619c42eada70b6f5.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1c9cff0d0fc8ca33cc89eca5be006d84185db337068a950f2d1ba2411b7d774.png)
H/T's-WZ
-
Yup, that's how they do.
-
Some piece of garbage gave a speech, tonight. Might as well get a laugh out of it.
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1565512389159706632 (https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1565512389159706632)
-
Some piece of garbage gave a speech, tonight. Might as well get a laugh out of it.
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1565512389159706632 (https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1565512389159706632)
No twitter account here, so I can not see it.
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1565531924894031873
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7dac1d3efbfa50618ece337d995c6403c839aaaa958749f52a0e1d8fb51cfe55.jpg)
H/T-WZ
(https://i.imgur.com/cLr9LxU.jpg)
(https://media.scored.co/scale/ai0SoBz6hUdGupjp.jpeg)
H/T's-CTH
::hysterical:: ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor::
-
I wish I could remember what it was as I saw many last night. I know it wasn't age restricted as there was nothing obscene about it. I can't see it now either.
-
Now I remember because it's been flagged elsewhere. Someone inserted audio of Hitler's speech onto Biden from last night, and it was quite well done.
Twitter garbage censored it and I can't find it elsewhere.
-
it's this i had buried atop the pics in my previous post above...
https://twitter.com/kylenabecker/status/1565531924894031873
-
Not that. This was the actual Biden speech with Hitler's words coming out of his mouth.
-
OK, didn't see that one.
See this?
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/09/05/a-maga-infiltrator-speaks-about-the-extremism-he-encountered-within-the-movement/
(https://i.postimg.cc/vmjyT0fm/20210106-104626.jpg)
Scary, nothing like BLM, Antifa and the rest of the Demoscat tribalists looting, vandalizing, burning, raping and murdering unmolested across the nation...
/
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c37442163ae897c4e7f103565a27e5eb9d5d877cca6f58ea972218c9c645664.png)
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/55d4c5f6193168ddfde9197356fc03db12ec0da6150a513b97cb9ec0938b4faf.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83a45fc8bfa7e8cd345a392bb5e8049eec561a9680ed0231ae8019a987458195.png)
::laughonfloor::
H/T's-WZ
-
Oh, my...
https://youtu.be/_l3HGUMOkZ4
-
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70b4735ed32b48f9d9c50af26dfdea04ffaba704d6f94c6ac8bf77c2316420ad.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1742792ce166642c9414f82259b886ee32bda4bcdcc48b1a3abf99fa1113ea51.png)
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1568645313912774657
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d49cad68227b6cc1c1a870e7b51955f37dd1e0b1c233f3d0ce429d95b7024455.png)H/T-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca9ddb673692ae0fd2d48278c02ddfe5de55d1db2e2593bd9a206afe1845a1b0.jpg)H/T-WZ
Heh!
-
https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y
-
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/109009299566785023 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/109009299566785023)
::hysterical::
-
Heh.
https://twitter.com/alexstein99/status/1570123582658969600 (https://twitter.com/alexstein99/status/1570123582658969600)
-
We're on a roll...Moby White, Eric the Beijing Banger...and...FJB...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/336025424583c901d1ae638ec2559be22bc2872c800636177a196bf1c316e60b.png)
Heh!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/lwj8rDJl.jpg)
Having a sense of humor and a duty to your customers are important character traits!
::thumbsup::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8123172efa0c0c179d7667306806261f2ca81e65b1f723f19840778dc47408e.jpg)
Less hairy ones should be as reactive IMO...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5df5e6c18c97ccd446def1faf0a659b94a1fb9c5a60391551cf9f0d049e2cb1.jpg)
-
https://youtu.be/Cdmqn9JIuzc
::hysterical::
-
https://kontextmaschine.tumblr.com/post/695053371970912256
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff3559b29f73778c24ae41bfe232bd25/44a25fa270964756-1b/s500x750/6aa0ca0b93a9d520e7437d83a0564579073e6750.jpg)
-
So literal... LOL
-
Nothing more enjoyable than spiking totalitarian BS back down the demonic throats of lying treasonous filth!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0eb3fa4faa11c26b43fb7dab34da3748a07a370aefa10dd4d2e8bc70ee7b484f.png)
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/h0JTpQr8RONEc/giphy.gif)
And I can totally see this happening...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/049e6d63f22ebe2db1f52410d9d2277f471a2992c695bec58533a814159a4b75.jpg)
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC/giphy.gif)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1409eec90c3103369b2fcc624d5458b95ffd3c6ff6024e3b1a176ccfd7a423b8.jpg)
Heh, diagnostic not required...everybody knows the engine is blown...and the insurance agent will declare it totaled!
::laughonfloor::
81M votes...what a load of scat!!!
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/God-Moved-To-FBI-Watch-List-After-Pro-Life-Comments-Surface
All good humor rooted in bitter truth...
This though, had me rolling...
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/prog-off-ukrainian-soldiers-high-spirits-dancing-their-way-into-lyman-t23229.html
Serpentine! ::laughonfloor::
The Russian stairwell and drunken workers clips were fracking hilarious!
::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TeOMJcHBbqA (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TeOMJcHBbqA)
Heh!
-
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Aua60lSgbBqINEMexGocVM7uQ9k=/0x0:1920x574/1120x0/filters:focal(0x0:1920x574):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24103220/Screen_Shot_2022_10_12_at_12.26.53_PM.png)
https://www.sbnation.com/2022/10/12/23400828/randy-johnson-sideline-photographer-dead-bird-logo-nfl-mariners (https://www.sbnation.com/2022/10/12/23400828/randy-johnson-sideline-photographer-dead-bird-logo-nfl-mariners)
::hysterical:: Nice!
-
I forgot he was the pitcher that nailed a bird who flew over home plate. ::hysterical::
Awesome story.
-
Yup, in Toronto...bird couldn't have timed its flight path any better, LOL!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9650abac6f67d6f89936f38e2d2c817451933b22a366e481d3cad5fa120cf62.png)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9650abac6f67d6f89936f38e2d2c817451933b22a366e481d3cad5fa120cf62.png)
H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
Hah!
-
I also saw one comment that made me snort...
Kardashian's - only getting black guys off since OJ...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/58fad03e0a41d305c3c40e6afaaa65ff6d43d61e6d63b9a1097ca613a073bf37.jpg)
Toilets...
Telescopes...
Parachutes...tanks...hydraulics...
Modern agriculture...
Refrigeration...
Powered engines...
Photography...
Bicycle...
Telephone...
Printing press...
Steel...
The fricken modern calendar...
Water pump...
Pasteurization...
Domesticated horses...
Nuclear power...
The ATM...
The LED...
Digital music...
The MRI...
Crescent wrench...
The syringe...
Fire extinguisher...
Swiss army knife...
Flashlight...
Duct tape...
Velcro...
Microscope...
Petrol...
Trains...
X-ray machine...
The fricken internet...
Modern battery...
Tin can...
Toothbrush...
Penicillin...
I mean this could go on all day...week...
These savages would still be savages without us!
-
This is about the Amazon new diverse remake of the Lord of the Rings, as I understand it.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/434/386/cf3.jpg)
-
Oh lawwwd...I will definitely pass...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d15107318cd7c1cfca03477d899201156e1b2393a43bd068fca0124b7f0c98b.jpg)
Laugh now, for tomorrow may bring mushroom clouds...
Frankly I would rather laugh while making piles brass...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/88f02d87af581a588793960f9df735f6471e2b8038c0085ea72c573a720344b5.jpg)
H/T-WZ
::thumbsup::
-
I LIKE it!
-
I would have had in small print at the end - "After 'please' it can get ugly for you, so y'all best leave!"
Came across this in my morning rummage...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/118/853/248/original/0d3b1d18b095ccc4.jpeg)
That is all up to your hooman and you, pal. ;D
-
We never allowed ours, but it didn't matter when we weren't home.
-
Ya, spray bottle never worked on my dummy...grabbing by the scruff did...now, just a look does it, sometimes a word if he's stubborn... LOL
-
(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/sun_1.jpg)
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/nasa-captures-creepy-jack-o-lantern-image-sun (https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/nasa-captures-creepy-jack-o-lantern-image-sun)
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/40b0090d134c0d29961ebaf762c84889218c2556f236f51889e4f29d8371fb1f.jpg)H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1590244383215194113
::cool::
FAFO moment...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1590413874691706882
::clapping::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1590244383215194113
::cool::
FAFO moment...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1590413874691706882
::clapping::
Couldnt see the last tweet, no Twitter account. :'(
-
Me either.
-
Gah! It was awesome. Guy taking a selfie with his girl, black dude and some other sketchy looking dummy come up from behind and black guy cops a feel...
Girlfriends man squares off on black guy, knocks him down...sketcy number 2, knocked down...3 more show up...knocked down..a few of the previous contenstants want another go, get knocked down...
It was awesome!
Gal got a keeper!
-
Amerika sliding down the crapper...might as well laugh at the morons...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdbb161176c830683a0ff4bd63c1e778f1a5f1173e706a7274e992818e3aa84b.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30efb85cc925f7204f33e3a486a5decb18740fd542c0c6486039d443b6026504.jpg)
::thumbsup:: :D
Patriots vs Traitors...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a59f7719e61177a7576777fdc4b75efcec18dfb6f37e9ccce88dc89d002c0f24.png)
Could also be labeled Legitimate Human vs WhateverTheCrapThatIs
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30a20ffca61c871e5008b3030bb872e5b37cb3f67c8c4e153f11f6ce9b7e0d76.jpg)
Has to be another Paul Pelosi reference, right?
::hysterical::
I don't see the hammer...geez, not again?!
::laughonfloor::
H/T's-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/62bc6974a5202cdd5554b8828352daf147d3bc746815049fe17188616e742d3c.png)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb98a910d8d72f70240c88404420bc38ba8681c5d83944129b448de6c3e8146b.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Egads!
See this?
https://twitter.com/BluMyst/status/1593402747444858880
::hysterical::
-
Yup, seen it. She's a real looker alright. ::saywhat::
-
ZZ humor...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/121/027/205/original/57144e690caab852.jpg)
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/121/027/209/original/7250c4d8d43720c1.jpg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a199b2fd3adfe893d4b01ea6ca982f6f3f1ce673d1897c627ae113c38a4db2e.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b06950afbf380fc906dac06e481dbd890da2c7cc40137074454241ff1ab8e7c3.jpg)
H/T's - WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
Got this in the mail yesterday & thought, then mentioned to my wife: "How refreshing . . .they got the sexes correct!"
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/11/jm-catalog.jpg)
-
Obviously, must be political dissidents!
Bless their souls! :D
And on that theme...saw this at WRSA@GAB -
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/121/534/200/original/b2ff6852744d754f.png)
-
I've heard of dark humor...
I think think is dark and disturbing humor...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/54a977e55a2b69661fbd0cdbd753a6fff78a0a864900f81efda4be740e4ef5b1.png)
Still.. Heh!
-
Amnesty for . . .ALL!
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/amnesty-3000.png)
-
I wonder if that could cure pedophilia? ::thinking::
In other news...
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1599919178739175425
ETA - An an old question answered...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41a30898461f803c8b60f4b6473a1118636d104b264ca86e2c365035953d0193.jpg)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/638f9fbe53c20638f9fbe53c21.jpg)
https://babylonbee.com/news/fun-new-antifa-on-the-shelf-doll-burns-down-different-part-of-your-house-every-night/
-
(https://sinfest.xyz/btphp/comics/2022-12-08.jpg)H/T-CTH
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9489476afc1fb1d67bd18bef4f4e066f493a2fd32b1c82dea8f112fded568c40.jpg)H/T-WZ
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1b89b960e95f91b307253289896c110fc14d2b7032e8c22d54cc6299142db2c7.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c14b345d8cc1ce8f7e10230bd139bf81a32c329af4740160d1fd006938950c71.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/958f11557d9fb4b236051a705ef50e193fcde43e5f9d4ba05ebb948dc8fab280.gif)
H/T's-WZ
-
Somebody over @ Linked In posted an article by the Atlantic on the next iteration of the Boogeyman -- "Medium [yawn] COVID".
And it made me think of this:
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/spamcovid.png)
-
Middling Coof?
::ohno::
::laughonfloor::
::vafancoul::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3031c306c36b60e2d2c56f9edd567b690e7a224cc9bfefa65f2d0e60f7a0ef4e.jpg)H/T-WZ
Heh
-
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/124/217/293/original/b03092e136885f23.jpeg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
Snort!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/283b70ac30ea3975301740fa913a55c522a2ae45de0e6a136b182301e58100c0.jpg)H/T-WZ
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5032d6f9baa87a91cd9cc023f1f25a48604abf1af837493a0ec7e07d0ccf9457.jpg)H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1612967563322949633
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/dc-draino_gmo.png)
-
The Kaufman Center for Coincidence
https://twitter.com/DavidWolfe/status/1612994071362146309 (https://twitter.com/DavidWolfe/status/1612994071362146309)
-
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z1jTV3bhDL4?feature=share (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z1jTV3bhDL4?feature=share)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/61b0be4e07e6bf51875af00eac8aca6f44f3463811641c79826dc717d9671871.jpg)
Snort!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2781748c55130de6f8ebeddbb660da020b9ebb2b294f66c3003a55b46a6540ac.jpg)
It's worse than that...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/deec68c75c40bc37539851338f36846fca79104aa9d830cd6e5d750b42e3eebd.jpg)H/T's-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1613700648218005506
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2bbab613171c2e52855f968880c6a7d510794b652cf306cc605900a408832adf.jpg)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/H7iEm8CKI9ZAs/giphy.gif)
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/44ed6a65875a3a95b1bbc1f9b14390d15b5a870cf5e69ac8bebc3a72e3d4d6ee.jpg)H/T's-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/17d47990a9976aa3aac40d67e63802589db44239cc8bec8f735e3bc90f0526ca.jpg)
::hysterical::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f970eb25581c0ecd5eeb5b595dcdb5017c41d1548edb562b0e06a9ed5b18e9ae.jpg)H/T's-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
Don't laugh . . . Home Depot already has 'em in stock.
;)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/transelectric-range.png)
-
Pronouns... ::facepalm::
How about "FO!"?
And, this is no doubt what Reichsführer Garland et al desire...
https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-indicts-trump-for-bidens-possession-of-classified-documents/
-
OMG...a mutant AOC DonkeyTeeth Fish!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc922316663866b4ce37bcd8ae49ebf95e6a266b611877129a2ed02cd70170f8.jpg)H/T-WZ
::ohno::
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://theconservativetreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Before-Times-Eggs-and-Toilet-Paper.jpg)H/T-CTH
Heh, sad but true...
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/64e74b9cfa1a4a445b09e4496fdeb8f2dce31ea1f576ad8d6148c7ebf227ec03.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/181c7ce93cb9615ce3d3b2727385ae630bfedf84f47122a2ac2ff596ea220bca.jpg)H/T's-WZ
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/928cff69021a06eb45030d26131ecfaa6d89613d5c5c74e2866f4105eaf98d11.jpg)H/T-WZ
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4a05f6cb7c2370589d1d39e5a27dbf4252d561b3f2be4f844d16105a52c3eb8a.png)
::laughonfloor::
To be fair...they didn't put up with woke BS, affirmative action, welfare, and a plethora of other latter day stupidities...and for damn sure they didn't have to put up with a bunch of scum-sucking socialist jackasses!
Lucky bastards!!!
-
They also discovered a self-healing formula for concrete cracks:
https://techxplore.com/news/2023-01-riddle-roman-concrete-durable.html
-
Our ancient ancestors don't often get the credit they deserve!
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnMcj4pWAAEaqTp.jpg)H/T-CTH
Heh!
Most people know Evil destroys people.
-
I wonder if Chucklehead Paul and his Hammerboy can relate to this?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc3e70f26583e80972ea74ead0da99675924765b58b0ee4ba7e4ca2ecfc5e508.jpg)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
Clownworld.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VePyOsI8Vug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VePyOsI8Vug)
The Babylon Bee's take on Clownworld.
https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-trans-woman-picks-the-one-sport-where-biological-women-actually-have-an-advantage/ (https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-trans-woman-picks-the-one-sport-where-biological-women-actually-have-an-advantage/)
::hysterical::
-
Clownworld.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VePyOsI8Vug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VePyOsI8Vug)
The Babylon Bee's take on Clownworld.
https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-trans-woman-picks-the-one-sport-where-biological-women-actually-have-an-advantage/ (https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-trans-woman-picks-the-one-sport-where-biological-women-actually-have-an-advantage/)
::hysterical::
Seeing this makes me think of a day, not too long ago, when skinheads took care of this kind of trash on NYC's Christopher Street & other parts of Manhattan.
#WhereHaveAllTheSkinheadsGone
Operator: "Hello, suicide hotline, what's your issue?
Trannie: "I'm transgender, confused & think I wanna' kill myself!!"
Operator: "Yes. We get a lot of that lately. Your options include rope, cyanide, high bridges, busy interstates & back ally, cheap firearms dealers -- even a pen knife will work if you nick the right vein. Best of luck!!"
-
I can't believe the day has come where I'd miss Tonya Harding...
-
::rimshot::
-
In other news...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/126/190/820/original/f983c8d6b9096e96.webp)H/T-WRSA@GAB
Let the candidates come forth!
-
Excaligator. LOL.
-
Heh!
https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/braised-groundhog-recipe/ (https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/braised-groundhog-recipe/)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdbb161176c830683a0ff4bd63c1e778f1a5f1173e706a7274e992818e3aa84b.jpg)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/109/806/447/442/225/270/original/511bd558bda12da7.jpg)
::hysterical::
::unknowncomic::
-
Yeah...and those piss-pants say it isn't a threat...that they "believe" the Chi-Com statement...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/224735f331e290463a5dc5c25106e2a60f33e3dc8723850a15f50a17b0b0366f.jpg)
::unknowncomic::
-
::thumbsup::
-
https://twitter.com/ForAmerica/status/1621551916156084225
H/T-CTH
-
(https://hotair.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/FoIePSQX0AAGHeV.jpeg)H/T-CTH
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1622685801019543564
Heh.
Not going to pay any attention to that jello-headed corrupt puppet's State of Their Hate BS...and any patriot worthy of the name bothering to attend should turn their backs on that asshole!!!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0797ee046875984f708126456aa1c59eaae36c2b57758cf78cdd6b1f9c0588c7.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d00fbd403cbb36d14a2ef17ae5d27bbfb279d1fe79df355eefb8ce5afc24f08f.png)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ed19c13f7d91ada402a7a35b74b2e5170d93de7c3cc4728167281ca034a9d93f.jpg)H/T's-WZ
-
(https://media.scored.co/scale/Qnl7RRXjFmsssmIQ.jpeg)H/T-CTH
-
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/126/995/346/playable/6716b4814be89efa.mp4 H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc2ef29709098ae8671afa5a9e6c62635f4772a0749f4f4e9fd4973ee1e8aba0.jpg)
;D
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d0b4175ef27721362293c48eacc2f3e8e0fd4e10de0729b17a233a50a0b24f0.jpg)H/T-WZ
::rimshot::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2243ba06dab5abbde6da198be47204d1e808f3884ec5a355abbed84a96353a61.jpg)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
Also, please be advised...NO RETURNS!!!
You keep what you catch, no catch & release!!!
::whoohoo::
-
Think I got external auditors off my workload now...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/127/502/204/original/9c189a5784305547.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
Funny, sad...and totally true...
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/109/728/696/691/367/403/original/832ac37db460550a.jpeg)
H/T-CTH
-
https://twitter.com/SethDillon/status/1627667349804396545
Heh!
Thread is on a roll...torking off the mentally disturbed...
But, as one pointed out, Monty Python had fun with the topic long before...
https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c
And cross-dressers go back a long way...way before J Edgar...
And what NAMBLA peddles goes back to ancient times...Greece...Sodom...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c321aaa6c19707886cb11723b0b809a4a94ab31651148288d5e411fb394be04.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1b20b0e19fb25ffd1582869e91e7635b5b220afefb476d7f3cbc46812b1c545.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc763516796ed4be98454294c5ece6926e42190fba53664c5f59216b091b84c4.jpg)H/T's-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1626236958774292484
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6733377c9b67f550e874e558d548dfc9df80b8aa05993ef84508e754c08baecc.jpg)H/T's-WZ
::hysterical::
-
hey everyone, I remember seeing a meme that listed like 17 or 18 (give or take) conspiracy theories from the last few years and showed that they were true. and something to the effect that they are "no longer conspiracy theories, they are conspiracy FACT". Does anyone have a copy they can post here? I have a kool-aid drinker that refuses to see that the theories came true, and I want to blow his mind with facts.
-
I haven't seen the meme, sorry.
-
Browse Instapundit. I'm sure I've seen it in the comments a few times. Just don't know exactly where, right off hand.
-
I tried to get on Instapundit and Firefox is reporting "Bad Gateway" and refusing to connect. foottapping
-
Here's a very short list...all true...just add links you can easily find in our threads....
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/129/873/812/original/97d93e0df2fdccf6.png)
Throwing this in as a freebie....
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/129/666/460/original/0c8fed7897020591.jpeg)
H/T's-WRSA@GAB
-
This wasn't the one I was thinking of but it's close.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1033c832449efbafd6601058ed56e7549db653cf4b0f7454f949b87afb717ecb.jpg)
-
Thanks Todd, that will work. Not the one I was thinking about either, but close enough.
::thumbsup::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/03/lights_camerafiction.jpg)
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/867fe261ca803fb75eb4ebbccd145ce684985ef83df685aeed647b2b8201ea04.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea912e42ad2dff561bc513fea3bbdaf7b6ca845626b87370f3ae97bc98634837.jpg)
Wow, so...perfect...like donning the special glasses a la "They Live" kinda perfect.
H/T's-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1634054129982078976
::hysterical::
https://youtu.be/VzuXouZcinU
Heh!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd67cf87b6977d6a50116e5987c750138991388c31ebf8adf90e4aeab41c0430.png)
Ha!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c2a2c208e788d16ec5acc9b2ddeddd2680728ef147bb6c6a2ad3018491209eb.jpg)
::rolllaughing::
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4c77a61d60ac97219fa66a236c39f8c4baa3c9a53e4338a60c5013d71b04ea0.jpg)
Snort!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4e42ba15f47c948f5d14dc2b09b95810055904867226585939e8f96b055a7e4.jpg) H/T's-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yz8F9N8yzXo?feature=share (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yz8F9N8yzXo?feature=share)
::hysterical::
-
When is the last time you saw something funny on SNL? Perhaps this generation's cowbell.
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1634813065190416385 (https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1634813065190416385)
Freebird gotta fly, son. ::hysterical::
-
Oh Lordy... ::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b5f9418326c4bd77abd9074349b4d66b0ea077264fa253924ed2cca8cdf88093.png)H/T-WZ
Heh!
-
Cheetos. ::snerk::
-
Rage Against Themselves!
https://twitter.com/BomsteinRick/status/1432769425279799296
The point in history when musical rebels enlisted into The Establishment and literally joined The Machine...and due to programed or organic stupidity they are incapable of seeing the irony or ridiculousness of their decision.
Truly, all the dystopian warnings of yesteryear were written in vain for so many lost souls...
The authors of those warnings really understated the threat...
-
Rage Against Themselves!
https://twitter.com/BomsteinRick/status/1432769425279799296
The point in history when musical rebels enlisted into The Establishment and literally joined The Machine...and due to programed or organic stupidity they are incapable of seeing the irony or ridiculousness of their decision.
Truly, all the dystopian warnings of yesteryear were written in vain for so many lost souls...
The authors of those warnings really understated the threat...
Some rebels they are. WTH happened to live hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse.
-
Rage Against Themselves!
https://twitter.com/BomsteinRick/status/1432769425279799296
The point in history when musical rebels enlisted into The Establishment and literally joined The Machine...and due to programed or organic stupidity they are incapable of seeing the irony or ridiculousness of their decision.
Truly, all the dystopian warnings of yesteryear were written in vain for so many lost souls...
The authors of those warnings really understated the threat...
Some rebels they are. WTH happened to live hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse.
(Fake) Rage Against the Machine
-
(https://i.imgur.com/4dmuOTe.png)
-
Heh!
Here's one I haven't seen anything like before...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a77faa6bd690e291391c18472438cd1a1a3d99c601e03c1ab1687d444facb032.png)H/T-WZ
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/132/837/130/original/d26ab86f0e23ee45.jpeg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/03/image.png)
-
Ha, might run out before that!
-
For hardcore Darwinists...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/133/808/612/original/fe7fb61845996500.jpeg)
H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
ETA -
(https://i.imgur.com/4sp7g9j.jpg)
H/T-CTH
Snort!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a848d64955def643ef82bf67b7884e5ca89bca7298779eeb58675d14cb4da6cf.jpg)
Heh!
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0b97207021e4ed1233e18fa6cb372e11a11db617792fa3f53c07e76c0127c87.png)H/T-WZ
::hysterical::
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/110/153/492/788/371/226/original/6581771c4ac80e7e.jpg)H/T-CTH
Just say "No Way!" to Tranny fluid!
-
"Tranny fluid" he he he
-
This bud thing is hilarious.
I cannot ponder the marketing meeting where they OKed this product ad. No focus group on their core market?
Reminds me long ago. There were city wide pulp newspapers like the reader, some even niche targeted to gays.
They had print advertising for the Marlboro Man ads, changed a little to target gay men. Maybe a lavender hue.
He was still macho. Apparently a marketing win. There was a little fear this would spill over into their main market and harm it but it never happened.
-
Some Cultural Marxist outfit running this CEI rating BS pushing all this militant sex deviant crap...they care more about those twisted mutants than normals...fine...they can die on the immoral pyres of their own making...
::effu::
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/110/155/504/145/691/390/original/1181b7b79a5c222b.jpg)H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/781510e6a631002734cf50f34a4e4636f32e4200db2d48d7f062116b911e8a55.jpg)H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef666d02b70906c35eb2d06e6de2372e5f3ecb39090f151264b15d9cf15072a6.jpg)H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59444edc7091db7056880b3489dda51c839042a985f369c1ed6f49c8a0cbee3c.png)H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59444edc7091db7056880b3489dda51c839042a985f369c1ed6f49c8a0cbee3c.png)H/T-WZ
::laughonfloor::
I don't get it. I must have missed some news.
Please explain this.
-
She invited Disney to come to SC ::laughonfloor::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/96ae7fe4a6df223d920ede5c0c5057b4461693d871c9efb21b43168f8d1260f3.png)H/T-WZ
-
(https://comicallyincorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/01-fox-foot-dt-1080-1050x750.jpg)H/T-WZ
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1656755803418685479
::hysterical::
-
They were big girls that's for sure! ::laughonfloor::
-
They were big girls that's for sure! ::laughonfloor::
A couple of real hotties . . . one of 'em muttered, on the way out; "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine" . . .
. . . setting Alcoholics Anonymous back twenty years.
-
Oppressed people have a dream...
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/137/968/024/original/cda219697b7d612e.gif)
...make the dream real! ::beertoast::
-
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e1e3d374157ebbb10b2d1ee1aa1e158860181042ec9e57686151aa3c91802d5.png)H/T-WZ
;D
-
https://www.tiktok.com/@kellymanno/video/7234266640832056619 (https://www.tiktok.com/@kellymanno/video/7234266640832056619)
Woman's answer to:
"When y'all are saying you used to drink from the hose ..................... were sinks not an option?"
::rolllaughing::
-
::laughonfloor::
We were tough...
We did stuff...
We didn't cry like babies...didn't complain much cause ya get smacked for that crap...we adapted, overcame...and had just a sh*tload of fun!
::whoohoo::
Plus we had Mom's who were good at triage, didn't sweat the small stuff. See a doc? Only if stitches were absolutely required or something was definitely broken...
Heck, I still use band aids augmented with duct tape to stop deep cuts...
These buttercups are not going to last long when sh*t really gets tough!
-
A funny GWB clip. A good movie if you have not seen it.
https://youtu.be/VtVbAsIxUf8
Harold & Kumar G-Bay / George W.Bush Funny
-
"Cheney...that guy scares the sh*t outta me"
::hysterical::
-
https://youtu.be/B7BrWnC8Qto
He is a sand bag...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8bdbf6f9e54768d2dc7fa5cb82a255fbfc20413e5fc5054d057db00b565c32c.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/408993a58724f65937b571978ff3deac3ab689676ab2604094a552763e66b117.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/205de0e3c9d5a31a7db3f07636f056491822f9d6f9917274d300496ff673a387.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7e96e65135cb044b794eff0473b7af14ae90eeaf57745115db1cc0d916cc947.jpg)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e38722248c62e23c027f8bbe5af6ed6ba1a940e9a34b24168ef22d61151de70b.jpg)
H/T's-WZ
https://twitter.com/johnhackerla/status/1664450383874228226
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1664335998447132703
Obviously, bunch of left-coast beta's...
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1666110618829565953
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1666213054223187969
::hysterical::
-
Being Woke is a Full Time Job (2 Irishmen doing parody): https://youtu.be/7DOlwzoQ6OY (https://youtu.be/7DOlwzoQ6OY)
-
Ver skilled chaps, don't know how you keep it together spewing that much stuff...
-
https://twitter.com/MarkSimoneNY/status/1669093501106106381
-
https://youtu.be/PUif106VC-o
-
A self-defeating argument (and advertisement)
;)
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/06/gender-tees.png)
-
Yup.
There are only 2 genders....and a sh!tload of life-destroying soul-murdering mental disorders...
-
Yup.
There are only 2 genders....and a sh!tload of life-destroying soul-murdering mental disorders...
Sexes! There are only two SEXES!! Please! Stop using the Left's language!
-
Yup.
There are only 2 genders....and a sh!tload of life-destroying soul-murdering mental disorders...
Sexes! There are only two SEXES!! Please! Stop using the Left's language!
Oops. Bad human!
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/140/909/749/original/e7e317c280f63c1c.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
-
https://youtu.be/wz_V4lRdtjo
Dark humor...cause we cannot even have honest corrupt clowns...
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/140/990/333/original/a2a77b867cc11c46.jpeg)H/T-WRSA@GAB
;D
-
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/110/649/406/975/034/130/original/e0283bfbfdf84adf.jpg)H/T-CTH
-
I found this funny. Maybe I am a bad person.
I heard that since around 2014 Ukrainians have been getting kinda nasty. Now they often accost Russian speakers in Europe.
Here one accosts this Russian mother with a stroller in Italy. She warns him about her husband...
You might need the telegram desktop downloaded to view it.
https://t.me/putingers_cat/6169
-
Pretty good one. Kittens training for combat. This channel has lots of cat videos.
https://t.me/putingers_cat/6110
-
https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1684558362954928128 (https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1684558362954928128)
I think Roseanne ripped out what little manliness was ever in David Hogg.
::hysterical::
-
Little Hogg ought to keep is pathetic gamma snout out of any public statement...everything out of his mouth is certain to be based in nothing but ignorance, stupidity and lies...he is a fly...Roseanne is the fly-swatter...
No doubt the fly will hurl more idiotic bile...
And swatters will be waiting...
::popcorn::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/143/996/965/original/694b038d007ff669.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
Snort!
-
https://patriots.win/p/16c1zMZ3oe/nice-shot-megan/
::laughonfloor::
https://babylonbee.com/news/galactic-empire-recruits-megan-rapinoe-to-train-stormtroopers-to-shoot/
::hysterical::
-
Latest DeSantis shakeup spawns this...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1688989935527735297
Part about the Trump voters is good, funniest was this...
"I am Gary Hart without the monkey business"
::hysterical::
Sh!t happens when you sellout to Cucks...
-
(https://www.barnhardt.biz/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/img_0482.jpg)H/T-Barnhardt
::laughonfloor::
-
::curtsy4::
-
Put your drinks down...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/146/608/560/original/2b19937ff257f455.webp)H/T-WRSA@GAB
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdXp2bDN2d2xpeWxlNGx6N2tmMTQyMWhxZHY3N245ZHZsZG91aW9yMyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/12Nv3nBSCAbLO0/giphy.gif)
(https://media.tenor.com/HxeSO1yA-gIAAAAd/goodfellas-wiseguys.gif)
-
Available at all Targets.
-
Tar-GAY ::)
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/50/20/2dvFfFVY_o.jpg)
(https://images2.imgbox.com/8b/c7/y6xMWDxI_o.jpeg)H/T's-WZ
https://twitter.com/LizCrokin/status/1699575568197456184 (https://twitter.com/LizCrokin/status/1699575568197456184)
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/some_interesting_sidenotes_to_larry_sinclairs_tale_of_sex_and_drugs_with_obama.html (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/some_interesting_sidenotes_to_larry_sinclairs_tale_of_sex_and_drugs_with_obama.html)
Did it leave a bad taste in your mouth?
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-announces-iphone-15-will-come-emblazoned-with-name-of-uyghur-slave-who-assembled-it/
Funny, because it will never happen and we and they know it...
-
Been rummaging through IMAO...
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/z20230805g.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/20230722e.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/6-1.jpg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/2.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/8w.jpg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/z20230805a.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/z5.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/7-2.jpg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/d0a6bca74149f3bf.jpeg)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/z8-1.jpeg)
::rolllaughing::
-
(https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/147/415/321/playable/34c9bbd7d38766c8.mp4)H/T-WRSA@GAB
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/148/140/861/original/465fcc3eebe98334.webp)H/T-WRSA@GAB
-
https://youtu.be/GaEiXZ_5gfw
-
::laughonfloor::
-
You're never too old for that first eagle.
https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1704974095165641195 (https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1704974095165641195)
A little excited at the end. ::laughonfloor::
-
Nice...
I'm still waiting...
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1704,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/148/886/687/original/ad60a2f33690124e.jpeg)H/T CTH
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2023/09/3-conspiracy-theorists.png)
-
Support group meeting...and tally of who got the most predictions correct and what their new predictions are to finish the year...
A "conspiracy theorist" is just a person blessed with intelligent analysis of existing data to extrapolate future events that unfold as predicted and generate "ITYS" raspberries to be blown at the liars and fools who ignored their wisdom.
-
Mr. Pfizer!!!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1709278537906352425
::laughonfloor::
-
I have an idea for the Speaker's chair...might expedite things...
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/149/445/112/original/021467e4558953d5.gif)
Actually, can we get 535 of those things on a bulk-buy?
-
An oldie but a goodie...
(https://media.128ducks.com/file_store/505a15153af1450da30b149a1ab9e447f07fe149268734d068f150e9376e93df.png)H/T-CTH
-
Art imitating life...
https://rumble.com/v3ncn2t-lol-babylon-bee-is-the-fbi-listening-to-your-phone-calls.html
-
A thing I'm starting to see is black people posting videos of whites doing stupid white things. I can play that game.
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1709762078083358922 (https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1709762078083358922)
-
https://rumble.com/v3oett3-pureblood-aaron-rodgers-challenges-travis-mr.-pfizer-kelce-to-a-vaxx-debate.html
Heh!
-
What a-holes touching really looks like...
It's OK, safe for work...
https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/i2roY8pjhq2o/v0/1200x799.jpg
::laughonfloor::
-
He people look well fed, despite the deprivations of war.
-
Especially fatty off to the right...
He wouldn't last 2 minutes on the line...
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1713389081802006795
::hysterical::
-
::thumbsup::
-
Oh Lordy, would this ever be fun!!!
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1714376773809373281
::laughonfloor::
Make it a campaign ad!!!
-
And sign language. The judgette mentioned nothing about sign language being outlawed.
::eagle::
-
Oh my...
(https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/111/305/250/286/608/296/original/08438a2f5646f564.jpg)
::laughonfloor::
-
Someone has fixed that. It still auto-completes to Mike's Johnson, but all those pics are gone.
-
Now that's a hail mary for the ages.
https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1718950121809887519 (https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1718950121809887519)
-
Nice. Brown's always in need of a guy with an arm, jus' sayin'. ;D
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zwIphm5r4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zwIphm5r4)
::hysterical::
-
I think Marlin Perkins covered that back in the day. ::hysterical::
-
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!
Thanks for a reminder from my youth... :)
-
Who would have thought that when Catturd doxxed himself, he'd turn out to be a mix of Chuck Norris and Charlie Daniels?
https://twitter.com/MAGAGEM1/status/1723816453563101619 (https://twitter.com/MAGAGEM1/status/1723816453563101619)
::thumbsup::
Looks like he's about ready to start making some money off his notoriety.
-
The glasses should have given it away anyway... ;D
-
Read this somewhere online:
If you watch the movie "Jaws" backwards, it's a heartwarming story of a noble shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.
-
https://twitter.com/Beard_Vet/status/1724559906257129815 (https://twitter.com/Beard_Vet/status/1724559906257129815)
::hysterical::
McCarthy sure turned out to be a prissy little bitch, didn't he?
-
His chubby roomie Frank Luntz the #NeverTrump MAGA-hater probably high-fived that little bitch I bet...
-
Have to see these back to back...
Some loser named Barnacle (sounds about right) at PMSNBC said about His Fraudulency job and capacity to handle it - “You couldn’t do it. I couldn’t do it. Someone 45 years of age couldn’t do what he does every day, but he does it,”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/msnbc-host-says-straight-face-45-year-olds/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/msnbc-host-says-straight-face-45-year-olds/)
Hilariously, he is right...
https://twitter.com/PEJ1952/status/1724443949660610670 (https://twitter.com/PEJ1952/status/1724443949660610670)
Normal 45 year olds do not have dementia, don't wear diapers...don't stumble on the stairs or level ground...don't fall off their bikes standing still...don't forget classified papers in a garage anybody can access...don't sniff little girls' hair...don't need cue cards, teleprompters, notes and ear-pieces to speak...don't give billions to terrorists...don't persecute their political opponents...don't spy on Congress and innocent Americans...don't allow criminals to invade their property and reward them for their crimes...don't take dirty money...don't blame Islamophobia when Jews are butchered by terrorists...don't punish their neighbors with crippling inflation, debased currency and make us hostages to despotic regimes for our energy needs...and certainly don't actively reduce our freedom of speech and right to bear arms.
Even a stupid fothermucker can be right for reasons beyond their comprehension.
-
There's some coordinated propaganda being put forth that Joe Biden is up to the job.
https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2023/11/14/biden-aide-tries-to-sell-idea-of-vigorous-joe-hes-a-beast-n4923912 (https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2023/11/14/biden-aide-tries-to-sell-idea-of-vigorous-joe-hes-a-beast-n4923912)
A beast, even. ::hysterical::
Or maybe a Roomba.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cEqPnP8N7uI (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cEqPnP8N7uI)
::laughonfloor::
-
Mitch Landrieu, a man who has the lofty title of “White House infrastructure coordinator,”
Since the opposite is clearly the case for FJB...I take it to mean our infrastructure under this moron is truly f**ked!!! ::speechless::
Yeah, and a Roomba with nuclear codes is not a comforting thought... ::speechless::
-
The kids are always more honest than the politicians.
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1726685193887711547 (https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1726685193887711547)
::facepalm::
::hysterical::
-
Ha!
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/154/128/519/original/ce9344394f5a94e5.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
(https://thelibertydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/McLeavin.jpg)
https://thelibertydaily.com/matt-gaetz-has-one-word-response-kevin-mccarthy/
Snort! ::rolllaughing::
-
And the majority is down yet one more.
-
Yup, and I doubt Ca or NY replacing them with a republican
-
And the majority is down yet one more.
It was before too...so nothing's changed... ::rimshot::
(https://i.postimg.cc/63vSNrqj/paidd.jpg)H/T-CTH
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/ivy-league-presidents-say-their-new-mustaches-taken-out-of-context
Wouldn't be a big step for them, would it?
https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-cosby-joins-hamas-so-feminists-will-stop-condemning-him-for-rape
Ouch, right in there blind spot!
https://babylonbee.com/video/the-price-is-rising-with-joe-biden
Sad but funny.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/cop28-demands-reduction-kerry-emissions-t23831.html
Thermal images don't lie!
Only climate cultists do.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-surveillance-state-bananastan-ussa-t23827.html
Jackass Smith pic is so perfect!
-
(https://media.gettr.com/group12/getter/2023/11/30/15/67908969-543d-f079-0422-0234c398314e/1af19aa7e74de87e2c166b84ed976094.png)H/T-CTH
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/154/585/759/original/5c0a76e857f97d64.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
Swear I posted this eons ago...well, still funny!
-
(https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/thumbnail_IMG_3535-1024x688.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/9219573badd6b13c.jpeg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/1000006125-1024x984.jpg)
(https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/1000006063.png)
(https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/5089524631184876441.jpg.jpg)
H/T's-WRSA
-
https://twitter.com/ULTRA_MAJESTY/status/1737256849601171664 (https://twitter.com/ULTRA_MAJESTY/status/1737256849601171664)
::beavisbutthead::
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/ULTRA_MAJESTY/status/1737256849601171664 (https://twitter.com/ULTRA_MAJESTY/status/1737256849601171664)
::beavisbutthead::
::hysterical::
::cool::
-
And like that fugly screeching idiot...people watching this production are at risk of peeing themselves...but from riotous laughter!
::laughonfloor::
-
This is good...
https://notthebee.com/article/this-guy-posted-about-finding-his-sisters-husbands-for-christmas-and-theres-been-so-much-interest-theyve-created-a-google-doc-for-applications-
Wonder if anybody submitted two Apps? ;D
-
Het Todd, one's in Iowa, you married?
-
Yep, and too old anyway.
-
Mayor Peach Fuzz!
https://www.fox9.com/news/minneapolis-mayor-jacob-frey-debuts-new-mustache (https://www.fox9.com/news/minneapolis-mayor-jacob-frey-debuts-new-mustache)
::hysterical::
-
Jeez...
Well, looks the sleazy mayor of a doomed town though...
::laughonfloor::
-
One good use for donkey teef...
(https://media.128ducks.com/file_store/thumb/b9106587d72f4079e8f65fff4511da48f2fb77fa77e10d784f2dec942d09c929.jpg)
::hysterical::
-
(https://hotair.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/obama.jpg)H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
This is really good...check it out!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1741846520000094637
::clapping::
-
Definitely a "wait for it" kind of clip.
::hysterical::
-
::laughonfloor::
-
https://t.me/putingers_cat/8164
-
Seth Rich?
-
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/155/920/013/playable/6e5f16732b0e697a.mp4
::hysterical::
-
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/155/920/013/playable/6e5f16732b0e697a.mp4
::hysterical::
very funny
another redneck video. the entire part is great as is the movie.
https://youtu.be/_JEs_-Mksjg
more
https://youtu.be/pRT-eQ7DnSg
-
https://rumble.com/v45te7o-joke-of-the-night-comedian-jim-gaffigan-makes-calls-out-pedophiles-at-the-g.html
-
If you have telegram PC desktop installed there is a cute video in the comment. Kat brings her a present.
https://t.me/putingers_cat/8209
-
Chances are, if you're reading The Babylon Bee, you're already on a watch list of some type. But now that the FBI listens in on all of your phone calls, you can at least come up with some creative ways to mess with them.
Try a few of these classic pranks the next time you're on the phone:
1-Say the school board protest has been moved somewhere else: When the FBI sends a whole SWAT team to the wrong location, they'll look SO STUPID! HA!
2-Mess with their heads by saying "Trump is an insurrectionist dictator" alongside "Trump is our savior": They won't know whose side you're on.
3-Say "Hey, FBI agent, is your refrigerator running?": When they answer "Yes," then say "Well, you better go catch it!" then hang up and laugh. GOT 'EM!
4-Identify yourself as Hunter Biden and pretend you're ordering a Ukrainian hooker: They'll hang up faster than you can say "bribery scam."
5-Sing a few bars of a Beatles song every few minutes so they can't play the recording in court: Licensing fees cost a fortune.
6-Create a fake accomplice named "Mike Rotch": They'll have to officially enter it into court records and it'll be read out loud. It'll be hilarious.
7-Say "Hey, are those some catholic nuns over there across the street praying at the abortion clinic? Why, I do believe they are!": Then sit back and watch those guys go crazy falling over themselves to go tackle some old ladies.
8-Call anyone on January 6th and say "The plan is a go. Execute Operation MAGA.": This one is a lot of fun, but you may end up in solitary for a few decades.
9-Say "asphinchtersayswhat": What?
If you're going to be under federal surveillance, you might as well get a few laughs out of it along the way. Have fun!
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-hilarious-pranks-to-pull-on-the-fbi-agents-tapped-into-your-phone-line
Some of those are pretty dang good!!!
::hysterical::
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/156/723/201/original/bd774cb57d115ec2.png)H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2024/01/1984_1776.jpg)
::machinegun::
-
That ain't funny...it's just right!
-
‘I Would Love It’
https://dailycaller.com/2024/01/17/judge-threatens-kick-trump-out-court-carrol-trial/
POS Judge obviously self-identifies as a hard-left Karen...
I would mock the crap out of this charade too!
-
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2024/01/battered-fish.jpg)
-
Mmm, yummy! ;D
-
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/barack-obama-celebrates-michelles-60th-birthday-vacation-pic/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/barack-obama-celebrates-michelles-60th-birthday-vacation-pic/)
Posts are a hoot! ::hysterical::
-
Whatever gets you off, I guess. ::hysterical::
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1748036927821942798 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1748036927821942798)
-
Jeesh!
-
https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-huge-crowd-in-packed-arena-chants-fck-trudeau-at-ufc-event-in-canada/ (https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-huge-crowd-in-packed-arena-chants-fck-trudeau-at-ufc-event-in-canada/)
::clapping::
All tyrants need to hear this loud and clear...and sentiment must be translated into reality - bounce these despots out of office!!!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1750362895446425910
Heh!
-
Careful, Castreau has arrested people for less.
-
I'm OK with an international incident...take up volunteers Teddy Roosevelt style and kick some hoser ass! ::whoohoo::
-
Chuck Norris has volunteered to leave his home on Lone Wolf Ranch in Navasota, Texas, and single-handedly secure the Texas southern border. At 83 years old now, it is believed that it will take him three times as long as it would have when he was 40.
Experts estimate he will need 3 days instead of one.
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2024/01/chuck-norris_texas.png)
-
https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses/46112
“Time, Forward!” with Olga Buzova reports on a special mission of Soviet peacekeepers from Alaska to the former United States.
You may want to watch it twice to read the news ticker :)
-
More like above
https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses/46163
A song in support of Texas goes viral in Russia 🎵
“Rise Up, Texas”: the humorous track and memes about the “Texas People’s Republic” have become a trend on Russian internet
-
This telegram channel is part politics part cat.
I found this funny.
https://t.me/putingers_cat/8605
-
Great, is this Russia being helpful? FJB probably use it as a pretext for escalation...maybe that's what Russia wants...
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/158/013/998/original/0e0f549f55612296.jpeg)H/T-WRSA@GAB
The beers are a nice touch... ::hysterical::
-
https://t.me/putingers_cat/8632
-
The Bangles remade their hit song into Walk Like a Joe Biden. OK, maybe a little AI was involved in this but it is very well done, as well as being funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULk8-DGC7Hs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULk8-DGC7Hs)
-
Commie rat bastard YouTube link not working...
Found it on Rumble - https://rumble.com/v2j9cne-walk-like-a-joe-biden-walk-like-an-egyptian-parody-louder-with-crowder.html
::laughonfloor::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1744013392220667947
::hysterical::
-
https://t.me/myLordBebo/22243
-
https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081 (https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081)
::hysterical:: ::curtsy4::
You go, girl!
-
https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081 (https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081)
::hysterical:: ::curtsy4::
You go, girl!
::laughonfloor::
And so glad they kept it image free...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1704,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/159/263/837/original/ab4ebea62fc02a97.jpeg)H/T-CTH
-
(https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/ha/images/2024/48/ae293a77-5722-4172-85c5-1c735089b2ea-650x0.jpeg)H/T-CTH
Snort!
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-sneakers-power-trump-to-nba-dunk-contest-victory
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-releases-new-line-of-cement-shoes
Heh!
Bonus via TPC -
https://thepeoplescube.com/download/file.php?id=56939
-
OK, kinda funny!
https://thepeoplescube.com/download/file.php?id=56883&t=1
-
https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081 (https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1759402671486718081)
::hysterical:: ::curtsy4::
You go, girl!
::laughonfloor::
And so glad they kept it image free...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1704,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/159/263/837/original/ab4ebea62fc02a97.jpeg)H/T-CTH
See this?
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/12-fellas-down-1-go-nikki-haley-has-terrible-no-good-very-bad-weekend-social-media (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/12-fellas-down-1-go-nikki-haley-has-terrible-no-good-very-bad-weekend-social-media)
The play on "Boeing" has me rolling!!! ::rolllaughing::
-
I saw a train reference somewhere but I can't remember.
-
(https://i.postimg.cc/Nsp8wsXt/Google-Chess.jpg)H\T-CTH
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1760974034475315309
::laughonfloor::
-
You might have to download the telegram desktop ap to view this video.
https://t.me/putingers_cat/9021
In Russia, it is customary to give men small gifts on February 23rd, the Defender of the Fatherland Day. Predictably, it is often something like socks and shaving foam. Usually, everyone is just thrilled to receive those, of course.
This very politically incorrect Russian commercial addresses just that custom.
-
(https://ace.mu.nu/archives/why%20dog%20banned%20p.jpg)H/T-AOS
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/presidential-physical-off-to-rocky-start-after-biden-eats-knee-kick-hammer-thingy
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surprising-findings-from-joe-bidens-physical
And the winner...
Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans
https://babylonbee.com/news/ronna-mcdaniel-hired-as-dnc-chair-due-to-extensive-experience-defeating-republicans
::hysterical::
-
Available online from lesbo.com . . .
(https://teamlegionnaire.files.wordpress.com/2024/03/lesbo-bowl-brush.jpg)
-
Wouldn't that be a conversation starter for visitors using the john...
::hysterical::
-
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-explains-security-fence-around-capitol-is-to-keep-president-from-wandering-off-grounds-during-state-of-union
::laughonfloor::
-
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I
Wendy's - Soviet Fashion Show (1985, USA)
-
I remember that, hilarious.
-
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1767674930978546166
Ha, so true!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1770575142948622534
(https://i.imgflip.com/386t4u.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJJ2DMqWUAAxDN0.jpg)H/T's-CTH
::laughonfloor::
-
https://t.me/putingers_cat/9431
Current geopolitics in a pigsty nutshell.
Sound on ;)
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1772331295760113943
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1772347220135657479
That tailgate art was awesome!
::whoohoo::
-
https://t.me/putingers_cat_chat/239456
-
(https://images2.imgbox.com/71/66/YmNefDsF_o.jpg)H/T-CTH
-
Some neighborhoods have more entertainment than others...
https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1773075440460034326
Shift change?
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1772598954703646951
H/T-AOS
-
He's not wrong.
https://twitter.com/GigaBasedDad/status/1775610559334887856 (https://twitter.com/GigaBasedDad/status/1775610559334887856)
::hysterical::
-
I think this fits...
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/160/483/882/original/d771f6c17e907b56.jpeg)H/T-WRSA@GAB
::hysterical::
-
It is obvious why humor is getting more and more into the darker variety....
American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule
U.S.
Apr 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
U.S. — Lawmakers and powerbrokers across the United States were proud to announce that America's transition to being an idiocracy is currently running far ahead of schedule.
The shift has been in progress for several decades but has made significant advancements in recent years, with many members of Congress now fully on board and operating as key members of the country's idiocratic government.
"We've become morons much more quickly than we anticipated," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Though it initially seemed like an impossible feat, our hard work to turn the United States into a nation governed by total imbeciles is nearly complete. We've succeeded in weeding out the country's best and brightest and replaced them with drooling dolts. There's now light at the end of the tunnel. The dream of a nation run entirely by idiots is within reach."
Proponents of the transition to idiocracy cited the recent statements made by Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee regarding the moon and sun as clear evidence the plan is ahead of schedule. Jackson Lee offered a brief comment on the incident. "What I said is correct," she explained. "Once you realize that cars are made of cheese and rain is actually falling tears from crying birds, everything else makes sense."
At publishing time, Jackson Lee had proposed a plan for NASA to launch a mission to colonize the sun.
https://babylonbee.com/news/american-transition-to-idiocracy-running-ahead-of-schedule
The inspiration...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1777695037129712076
Commissarka Pinkie
4/10/2024, 12:43 pm
Methinks she's confusing the Moon with Congress.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/notable-quotable-miss-information-t23991.html
-
I found this funny. She is 45. He is 17. To mimic Mae West. "17 goes into 45 a whole lot of times." She really said that using her age and that of her much younger husband.
https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1780037755629867464
NEW: The woman who was found naked in a car with her student, is married to Department of Defense commander William Ward.
Erin Ward was charged with felony s*xual abuse for hooking up with a teen in her husband's car.
Her husband 'Doug' Ward is a high ranking government official who was recently appointed Deputy Director of the Commander's Action Group and Senior Nuclear Deterrence Advisor at the United States Strategic Command. (Daily Mail)
His wife was found naked at 3 am in a car with a naked teen. Erin Ward reportedly admitted to having s*x with the teen boy who was her student at Burke High School in Omaha.
Ironically, Doug Ward has 'liked' multiple posts condemning child s*xual abuse within the Catholic Church.
Maybe he should be more focused on his wife than the Catholic Church.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLQSksiWgAAeLgu?format=jpg&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLP3oKtWAAA4TqW?format=jpg&name=large)
https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/nebraska-teacher-45-caught-naked-in-car-with-teen-is-married-to-government-official/
-
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLQHRGkXMAA0Csc?format=jpg&name=small)
-
That is Idiocracy.
Meanwhile, I do believe I saw my first Jim Brewer clip here. This is pretty good.
https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1780386311670534336
He's based. And that is good.
-
I found this funny. She is 45. He is 17. To mimic Mae West. "17 goes into 45 a whole lot of times." She really said that using her age and that of her much younger husband.
https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1780037755629867464
NEW: The woman who was found naked in a car with her student, is married to Department of Defense commander William Ward.
Erin Ward was charged with felony s*xual abuse for hooking up with a teen in her husband's car.
Her husband 'Doug' Ward is a high ranking government official who was recently appointed Deputy Director of the Commander's Action Group and Senior Nuclear Deterrence Advisor at the United States Strategic Command. (Daily Mail)
His wife was found naked at 3 am in a car with a naked teen. Erin Ward reportedly admitted to having s*x with the teen boy who was her student at Burke High School in Omaha.
Ironically, Doug Ward has 'liked' multiple posts condemning child s*xual abuse within the Catholic Church.
Maybe he should be more focused on his wife than the Catholic Church.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLQSksiWgAAeLgu?format=jpg&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLP3oKtWAAA4TqW?format=jpg&name=large)
https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/nebraska-teacher-45-caught-naked-in-car-with-teen-is-married-to-government-official/
Ya make clear cut cases like this a capital offense...most of this crap would end...
-
That is Idiocracy.
Meanwhile, I do believe I saw my first Jim Brewer clip here. This is pretty good.
https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1780386311670534336
He's based. And that is good.
That's demonazicracy...
And yes, Brewer is awesome...you have to find his Vax screed he did live...fricken awesome. IMO he is the natural heir to Carlin's biting skepticism.
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1782027533749223441
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/1783162600651428205 (https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/1783162600651428205)
Tough crowd. ::hysterical::
-
Ha! Nice.
Hey? How about some dark humor?
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/160/940/352/original/e09b04101e4d8ff7.jpeg)H/T-WRSA@GAB
Yeah I dunno...but it isn't good and we're being led by gutless treasonous idiots straight for it...
All ya can do, besides what you can and are doing, is nervously chuckle...and use anger to remotivate doing what you're doing...
-
(https://coldfury.com/WRSA/WRSA-WP/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/312a72d9a476c18e.jpeg)H/T-CF
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1785024008649343423
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMXMJorXEAA7iF6?format=jpg&name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMW3nGuXgAE0C0t?format=jpg&name=small
H/T-CTH
::hysterical::
https://twitter.com/i/status/1785031359347531784
::laughonfloor::
-
Didn't Earn It.
-
No kiddin'!
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1785311804450570249
::hysterical::
-
Pretty catchy. ::thumbsup::
-
https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1785776036430393738
-
https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1785776036430393738 (https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1785776036430393738)
Hardly...a real whipped MFer begs even after he's been humiliated...
It is not clear whether a Chinese official was at the Beijing airport to bid farewell to Secretary of State Antony Blinken as he ended his three-day visit to China on Friday, but the send-off was in any event low-key and Chinese leader Xi Jinping slighted America's top diplomat at the end of his troubled stay.
Also, China, literally and figuratively, did not roll out the red carpet for his arrival in Shanghai on Wednesday. Only a low-level official was on hand to greet Blinken as he stepped off the plane.
"The Chinese government flouted international protocols at the airport on the secretary of state's arrival in Shanghai and departure from Beijing," Charles Burton of the Prague-based Sinopsis think tank told Gatestone.
"It was petty."
"This was more than a slight," Burton, a former Canadian diplomat who served in Beijing, said.
"Aside from a calculated insult to the dignity of the United States, the move indicates Xi Jinping is making clear that the accepted norms of diplomacy will not be respected by China anymore."
.
.
.
Now, Xi thinks he has the upper hand. From the moment Blinken touched down in Shanghai to the moment he left, China's ruler went out of his way to humiliate the secretary of state. The secretary of state, however, exhibited inexhaustible patience for humiliation.
Unfortunately, acceptance of rough treatment has consequences, because the meekness leads the Chinese to think they can do what they want, making them even more arrogant and aggressive. Biden has yet to figure that out.
Xi met Blinken on Friday, but China's leader let the cameras record his disdain for his visitor. Seconds before the secretary of state walked half-way across the room to shake hands, Xi asked an aide, "When will he leave?"
"Not soon enough," Blinken should have replied.
The secretary of state should never have gone to China in the first place.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/china-humiliated-blinken-blinken-kept-begging (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/china-humiliated-blinken-blinken-kept-begging)
That's how a real pussy acts...
Oh, and the part about a unilateral action on AI...with a f**king enemy who has/is/will f**k you in your ass every time...now that is darkly hilarious!
Should be out of Europe's Ukraine mess and kicking the piss out of these fothermucking ChiCom bastards!
But not before we kick the corrupt compromised fothermucking trash to the curb here!
-
A pretty epic thread taking down the three AWFL's posing on X in their terrorist garb, yesterday.
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/05/02/hollaria-briden-thread-on-ucla-protestor-hayley-becker-n2395827
OH EM GEE you guys! I’m QUEER now! Squeeeeeee!!
::hysterical::
-
A pretty epic thread taking down the three AWFL's posing on X in their terrorist garb, yesterday.
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/05/02/hollaria-briden-thread-on-ucla-protestor-hayley-becker-n2395827
OH EM GEE you guys! I’m QUEER now! Squeeeeeee!!
::hysterical::
I reckon some may think it is poor form to laugh at the mentally disturbed and/or impaired...but not in cases like this where there is no genetic or disease not of their making reason for their affliction which is totally a result of their own choices...
::laughonfloor::
-
(https://coldfury.com/WRSA/WRSA-WP/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/45a938dbff268865-902x1024.jpeg)H/T-WRSA@ColdFury
I like the idea...but how soon to a quantum breakthrough are you talking about son, cause we are running out of time!
::hysterical::
-
Now that is ::hysterical::
-
Dog in car
https://twitter.com/myfunnybebo/status/1786846870276375000
dog at vet
https://twitter.com/myfunnybebo/status/1786813757781397939
-
Flashback to my life before cars at least required me to lock them from the outside.
-
Funny, and educational for all from a free bird...
https://rumble.com/v4tobwo-be-like-the-bird-be-ungovernable.html
::thumbsup::
-
https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1787506768945229886
-
https://twitter.com/i/status/1787942171393352153
-
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/161/389/706/original/887a26b4b404f13a.jpg)H/T-WRSA@GAB
-
Transcript:
Thomas: Nick, what do you do for a living now?
“Nick”: I work for the Biden Administration.
Thomas (flabbergasted): You work for the Biden administration? Is it your job to wake him up? Or what’s your job? (Mimicking man trying to wake up Biden) “Hey, hey, there’s a war! Hey!”
Okay, what do you do for the Biden administration? What a sh*t show of a job you have!
“Nick”: (No response)
Thomas: I can’t believe you admitted that in front of all of these people! You have the freedom to lie. You could have said you were a hooker, and I would have been prouder of ya!
What do you do?
“Nick”: I travel to southern states.
(Thomas makes raspberry noises as the audience laughs, then pretends to walk off the stage)
Thomas: You go to the South and try to sell them on Biden?! You’re f**king r**arded! What the f**k?!
What are you talking about? That’s your f**king job?!….Wow. Are you ready to be unemployed or what’s your vibe?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/watch-biden-regime-official-makes-major-mistake-when/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/watch-biden-regime-official-makes-major-mistake-when/)
::laughonfloor::
-
::hysterical::
-
https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1788949144758784042
Lowering fitness requirements in the US police force can certainly not be a problem?
LMAO, you can't just not be for the girl! Run ... run!
-
45 years after Clint Eastwood made him a star, Clyde is still wooing the ladies. ::hysterical::
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1789077634753986703 (https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1789077634753986703)
What a playa!