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Busted in Houston
« on: May 17, 2011, 12:06:21 AM »

Raccoon meat, illegal drugs, guns sold at car wash, say Houston police

 [blockquote]Four people were arrested at a North Houston full-service car wash where, in addition to washes and waxes, illegal drugs and raccoon meat were sold, Houston police said.
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two weapons and more than a thousand prescription pills.
...illegal gambling...two dominoes tables...high stakes gambling going on inside a shed in the back.

The owner Michael Maxwell said it’s all lies.[/blockquote]

Oh noes, he didn't take the coons to the meat inspector.




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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 04:52:38 AM »
I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .

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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 06:49:34 AM »
Would like you like rabies infected or not rabies infected?  The latter I am sure carries a premium!

Can I get some Armadillo appetizers too?

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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 09:58:48 AM »

Dilla was more popular before it was found to carry that little bug that caused Leprosy in humans.


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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 10:02:19 AM »
Well, if rabies don't scare them, why would leprosy?!

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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 10:51:57 AM »
I'd hate for my lips to fall off while eating one of those scrumptious Coonburgers !

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 11:10:07 AM »
 ::laughonfloor::   ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical::
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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 05:51:07 PM »
I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .
I don't know about burgers but doubled boiled and BBQ sauce it is as good as any shredded beef1 ::whoohoo::
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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 06:53:09 PM »
I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .
I don't know about burgers but doubled boiled and BBQ sauce it is as good as any shredded beef1 ::whoohoo::
I'm with you,Ive had it several times and I like it. Don't listen to the city boys on the blog DL.
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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 08:46:45 PM »

Chicken Fried.




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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 07:54:38 AM »
Gotta have pictures!

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/houston-car-wash-selling-a-lot-more-than-a-car-shine/

Or at least video of the requisite pit bulls and such.

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Re: Busted in Houston
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Re: Busted in Houston
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 08:16:38 PM »
Now that there's funny I don't care who you are. ::hysterical::
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