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Topics => Science, Technology, & Medicine => Topic started by: trapeze on July 29, 2012, 10:52:14 PM

Title: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: trapeze on July 29, 2012, 10:52:14 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: charlesoakwood on July 29, 2012, 11:12:53 PM

Aspirin 325+ is part of my regimen and it
certifiably will not reduce belly fat.

Most of what people have been told the
last 30 years about the evils of aspirin
is whoowe.  It's not good for snakebite
though.
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2012, 06:37:38 AM
Its positives far outweigh any negatives, and the negatives are almost always (as with any compound processed in a human body) prone to vary from individual to individual.

Not everybody is the same.

A concept lost on all liberals, commies and the like...
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: charlesoakwood on July 30, 2012, 10:10:44 AM

It's biggest negative, an adverse affect on platelet count - which
affects a minority of people, they now have a simple blood test
to check for this reaction.


Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: trapeze on July 30, 2012, 12:27:44 PM
The linked article suggests that a large number of people who suffer stomach bleeding after taking aspirin may have this reaction due to a bacterial infection which is easily treated with antibiotics. After the bug is gone then aspirin will work fine for them.
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: Predator Don on July 30, 2012, 12:52:21 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


Hey, I hear an aspirin can be used as birth control.
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2012, 06:24:53 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


Hey, I hear an aspirin can be used as birth control.

Is that what the slut Ms. Fluke said?   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: Predator Don on July 30, 2012, 06:30:44 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


Hey, I hear an aspirin can be used as birth control.

Is that what the slut Ms. Fluke said?   ::hysterical::


Yea, she kept losing the aspirin as she spread her legs....
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2012, 07:25:22 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


Hey, I hear an aspirin can be used as birth control.

Is that what the slut Ms. Fluke said?   ::hysterical::


Yea, she kept losing the aspirin as she spread her legs....

Damn thing just keeps falling out!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: warpmine on July 31, 2012, 06:44:02 PM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


Hey, I hear an aspirin can be used as birth control.

Is that what the slut Ms. Fluke said?   ::hysterical::


Yea, she kept losing the aspirin as she spread her legs....

Damn thing just keeps falling out!

 ::laughonfloor::
I don't care who you are, that's funny  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Aspirin Apparently Does It All
Post by: John Florida on August 04, 2012, 10:18:01 AM
So okay, you already probably know that aspirin in low doses is good for preventing heart attacks and strokes.

That's good.

But now (http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18853597) it can prevent and maybe even help to eradicate some forms of cancer.

Who knows what they will find it can do next? Cure baldness? Deal with erectile dysfunction? Eliminate stubborn belly fat?


  I does help with a nagging wife when inserted in the ear canal.