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Title: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 13, 2012, 12:20:58 AM
I mean, why not?

Claycat's THE RAID (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z3EBalwI4#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 13, 2012, 04:08:44 PM
Perhaps this should be in "Politics" and I encourage someone to start a thread on it there but I believe it belongs here, too.

(http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/FirstGayPresidentLarge.jpg)

And, yes, this is the real cover.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 13, 2012, 04:16:36 PM

See:   http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5800.msg64642.html#msg64642 (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5800.msg64642.html#msg64642)

It's just more historical justification for Obama's reign.


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 13, 2012, 04:20:23 PM
Someone needs to set this picture to music on youtube. I'm thinking that goofy tune that Limbaugh used for his homo update theme.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on May 13, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
How about this tune

I'm Super with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQOWHmP6P5U#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 13, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Heh, good one G!

And Trap, that Claycat thing is warped...must explain why watched the whole thing.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 13, 2012, 06:48:00 PM
YMCA.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 13, 2012, 06:56:25 PM
Dogs Ruining Family Photos (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143438/Paw-photo-bombing-mans-best-friend-dogs-humans-done.html?ICO=most_read_module)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 13, 2012, 06:59:29 PM
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 14, 2012, 12:13:17 AM
How To Make Your Friends Like You (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=133060)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 14, 2012, 12:46:16 AM
How Real Men Shoot Skeet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3npF3e2oZQ#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 14, 2012, 06:34:40 PM
How To Make Your Friends Like You (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=133060)


Hey.....Got an idea or two..... ::devil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 22, 2012, 09:19:48 AM
Liberal Logic 101 (http://liberallogic101.com/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 22, 2012, 11:12:38 AM
Aside from an instinctual rejection of the words "liberal" and "logic"...those are pretty accurate of the diseased thinking these asshats are afflicted with.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 22, 2012, 02:01:40 PM
What's another word we could use to describe liberal thinking.  Because it's not "thinking".  They don't think, they have thoughts.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 22, 2012, 02:07:21 PM
What's another word we could use to describe liberal thinking.  Because it's not "thinking".  They don't think, they have thoughts.

They have thoughts, but they don't use them to think.  They feeeeeel.  Pick it up when you talk to them about why they say what they say; "I feeel that ....".  This is the basis for their opinions.  And why do they feeel?  Because they osmosis-ate.  What they feeeeel is absorbed from a consensus of feeeeelings among the group that inhabits their bubble.

Helen Gurley Brown, remember her?  She could not imagine how Nixon got elected; nobody she knew voted for him.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 22, 2012, 02:12:28 PM
Yes, I know they actually are feeling everything rather than actually thinking.

I guess rather than saying my liberal friend thinks I should make sure I always say my liberal friend feels... because I really hate to attribute any thinking to a liberal.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 22, 2012, 02:14:59 PM
Yes, I know they actually are feeling everything rather than actually thinking.

I guess rather than saying my liberal friend thinks I should make sure I always say my liberal friend feels... because I really hate to attribute any thinking to a liberal.

Yah, I know.  Sorry.  I was just venting.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 25, 2012, 12:35:24 PM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/ifyoubuildanythingtheywillcome.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/letthemeatcash.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/crediblehulk.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/teller-gunpoint.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/thisguyisagenius.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/conservatism.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/actualoldladystoppedwithagunclip-1.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/infinitepower-1.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/arch-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 25, 2012, 12:48:02 PM
Those are very good, Weisshaupt!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 26, 2012, 04:31:39 PM
Here's one. And yes, it's a shameless plug for another one of my reviews at Amazon.

This time I am reviewing something called the "Democrat Kit" (http://www.amazon.com/Morris-Costumes-Democrat-kit/dp/B0042ZW2EG/ref=cm_rdp_product) which (I think) is supposed to be a costume. I chose to review it as if it was something that could literally transform a normal person into a Democrat and how I was disappointed that it didn't work.

As I have done in a few of my Amazon reviews, I used the comments section to plug our site, too.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 26, 2012, 05:09:30 PM
Laugh out loud funny, Trap!

The comments are priceless from the dem-morons. 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 26, 2012, 06:00:03 PM
Trap, I'm still laughing.....lololol
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 26, 2012, 06:37:09 PM
Priceless, Trap. ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 26, 2012, 06:40:11 PM
Another shameless plug: Read through a few more of my reviews. I personally don't think I'm all that funny (well, sort of funny, I can write this nonsense in my sleep) but some of the outraged comments from "true believers" are pretty good...so be sure to read the comments. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I write. They respond. Predictably. I get to harpoon them. Mercilessly.

Seriously, though, anyone can do this. It's fun. It's cathartic. And best of all, it's free.

And I enjoy writing. So...everyone wins. Except the half wits. Give it a try. Just find an absurdly ridiculous product and let your imagination go nuts.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 26, 2012, 07:34:53 PM
Dood!  You're merciless!  And they deserve nothing less!   :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 26, 2012, 07:41:20 PM
Hey, I just realized that I am one of the ranked reviewers at Amazon. They only rank the top 10,000 people who offer reviews and I am currently #2870.

I guess it's kind of evil or something that there are over seven thousand people ranked lower than me who actually take the whole review writing thing pretty seriously.

I don't remember if I mentioned it or not but I DO leave breadcrumbs there that lead back here. Don't think it works very well but someday it might pay off.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 26, 2012, 08:11:42 PM
 ::thumbsup:: ::cool:: ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 26, 2012, 08:26:19 PM
  I love the hell out of that. ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 26, 2012, 09:28:20 PM
I love that you have created another way to get the word out. 

 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on May 26, 2012, 11:07:54 PM
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown  ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 26, 2012, 11:32:48 PM
Yeah, I can't figure that one out. You would think that they would yank my comments, my reviews...everything. I make no pretense that I am actually providing a real review of most of these things. I have written a few reviews that are mostly serious but they are still written in the same tone and spirit as the rest.

Some day they will come to their senses and kick me out but I'm having fun until that day arrives.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on May 27, 2012, 10:00:30 AM
The best sort of dumbass is the one who is so thoroughly convinced of their own intellectual and educational superiority that they have a total blind spot for what cogent argument actually looks like.

I saw one of those reviews, of one of those magical energy saving appliances, where someone claiming to be Mr. Electrical Engineer attempts to dazzle with his use of formulae (while working in some jabs against know-nothing electricians). A real electrical engineer had to respond and point out that a watt, as a unit of power, exists irrespective of voltage and current. A watt is a watt is a watt.

You're right, it's fish in a barrel.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 27, 2012, 10:11:46 PM
Some day they will come to their senses and kick me out but I'm having fun until that day arrives.

Maybe someone at Amazon has a sense of humor.....


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 27, 2012, 10:15:45 PM
Hard to say. I think I'm gonna write a review on Meghan McCain's upcoming book. It comes out in a couple of weeks and if the title is any indication it is puke-worthy and deserving of maximum ridicule. Of course, anything she writes is deserving of such treatment. She begs for it and then complains about the treatment she gets.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 28, 2012, 07:53:43 AM
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown  ;D

Crap. And I missed them. I'm willing to bet they were some real winners!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on May 28, 2012, 08:38:37 PM
And it's interesting that Amazon has yanked three or four of the lib comments. It appears that several someones had themselves a little meltdown  ;D

Crap. And I missed them. I'm willing to bet they were some real winners!

Yea, me too but you can guess at the gist of their snotty-grams from Traps responses. You know it just has to smart to come back to find your "brilliant" post scrubbed but a good face-slap left behind  ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 29, 2012, 03:43:14 PM
Okay, back to our regularly scheduled programming here at the "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" thread...

Obama and the "Choom Gang" get the Taiwanese Video Treatment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8DLcsQ1fUxk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8DLcsQ1fUxk#)!

I love the little bongs that spin around above his head. Plus the "magic dragon" insert.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 29, 2012, 06:56:22 PM
I think that falling out of the car part was real.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 29, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
We need some screen caps of him sucking down on that bong.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 29, 2012, 10:37:59 PM
And now a little tune that goes by the name of...

Boob

Belt

Fever

. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduAMWyJLWY#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 29, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
pretty funny

I guess the arms weren't enough they had to go to the belt...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 30, 2012, 12:26:57 AM
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 30, 2012, 08:57:12 AM
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?

I've read this advice before many times---wearing a belt is supposed to make you look thinner, like you have a waist.  I think it looks riduculous most of the time, drawing the eye to the parts you don't want to show off.

Everyday Icon: Michelle Obama and the Power of Style [Hardcover] by Kate Betts (http://www.amazon.com/Everyday-Icon-Michelle-Obama-Power/dp/0307591433/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
 Trap, you might want to check this book out.  hahhaha  There are reviewers who think Mrs. BO has style.  I think she looks like she buys her clothes on sale at Kohl's and JCpennys and then pretends she got them at a boutique.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 30, 2012, 11:12:32 AM
I will take a look at it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 30, 2012, 11:27:43 AM
Thank God he's an Obama voter. (http://www.tomsguide.com/us/iphone-icloud-stolen-photo-upload,news-15352.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 30, 2012, 11:50:50 AM
I wonder if this fashion statement is yet another piece of critical and stupid advice from Valerie Jarrett?

I've read this advice before many times---wearing a belt is supposed to make you look thinner, like you have a waist.  I think it looks riduculous most of the time, drawing the eye to the parts you don't want to show off.

Everyday Icon: Michelle Obama and the Power of Style [Hardcover] by Kate Betts (http://www.amazon.com/Everyday-Icon-Michelle-Obama-Power/dp/0307591433/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
 Trap, you might want to check this book out.  hahhaha  There are reviewers who think Mrs. BO has style.  I think she looks like she buys her clothes on sale at Kohl's and JCpennys and then pretends she got them at a boutique.

If she ever looked like she had a waist, it's only because of the comparison with her caboose.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 30, 2012, 12:35:05 PM
Where is that pic of moochelle in front of the presidential helo.....

I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.

When there is a bonifide fashion professional dressing her, hiding her flaws, she can at least appear to be fashion savvy....that is if they can steal her belt collection. Those belts make some decent looking clothing look....Walmarty....

Now, the belt she had on, the one John Cena and other WWE stars wear as WWE champion.....nice.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 30, 2012, 05:23:50 PM
I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.

That's funny as hell. ::hysterical:: And damned accurate.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: EW1(SG) on May 30, 2012, 09:34:57 PM
I stand by my thoughts there....When she dresses herself, she looks like a dysfunctional Walmart shopper who wants to move up to Target, but doesn't know how. She drips classless clown.

That's funny as hell. ::hysterical:: And damned accurate.

I think I'm gonna keep that description in reserve.  I never thought (at least in my lifetime) that it would be a perfect description of a First Lady of the United States, but there you go.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 30, 2012, 10:54:04 PM

I wouldn't disparage clothes from WalMart, Penny's, or Kohl's with her name.
It's quite possible to purchase their clothes and be dressed appropriately.  It
does require one to take the time to research style, taste, and selection,
something that is not necessary when one shops at more upscale stores.

She knows how to dress; when she is attired like a clown you can bet she
spent time to look exactly as she does.  She and her husband have faithful
subjects to whom she makes certain receive a big silent shout-out.

 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 31, 2012, 06:35:55 AM
We can put a disclaimer on the description CO, there is an element to her that no matter where the Wookie shops or what wears she'll look like she's sporting a broken trash bag.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 31, 2012, 09:52:47 AM

I wouldn't disparage clothes from WalMart, Penny's, or Kohl's with her name.
It's quite possible to purchase their clothes and be dressed appropriately.  It
does require one to take the time to research style, taste, and selection,
something that is not necessary when one shops at more upscale stores.

You're correct.  One of my kids works in a very affluent suburb and she often sports items from WalMart (only place in town to shop when she was in college) and she rocks them. More than once she's been asked by a client where she bought those boots or sweater and she says "Oh, I bought these in a store in Michigan." (where she went to college).
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 31, 2012, 12:30:48 PM
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.

Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
 ::bigpuke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 31, 2012, 12:44:13 PM
Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
 ::bigpuke::



 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 31, 2012, 12:51:39 PM
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.

Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
 ::bigpuke::


You have a way with words, Don ....   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 31, 2012, 02:58:07 PM
The key word here is dysfunctional. She could be a dysfunctional Kohls shopper, K mart, Target or Saks 5th avenue. She has no sense of style. She thinks the belt is the accessory piece that ties dysfunctional together.

Somewhere, there is a clothing designer committing suicide because moochelle took her nice piece of clothing and stuck the WWE championship belt on it....or that horrific, wide black belt which she wears in more than one of her pics.
 ::bigpuke::


You have a way with words, Don ....   ::thumbsup::


Only because moochelle has a way with clothes.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 04, 2012, 10:28:22 AM
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)

"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)

Dutch humor, I suppose...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2012, 11:13:01 AM
Ummm....ahhhh.....

 ::facepalm::

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures abuse dead cats and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers, father of Austin.

FIFN!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 04, 2012, 11:42:46 AM
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)

"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)

Dutch humor, I suppose...

101 Uses for a Dead Cat (http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338828130&sr=8-1)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 04, 2012, 01:05:35 PM
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490)

"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136ED7F3000005DC-412_634x412.jpg)

Dutch humor, I suppose...


Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 04, 2012, 09:06:40 PM
What a waste of a perfectly good helicopter.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on June 04, 2012, 09:57:10 PM

What an ass.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 04, 2012, 10:58:47 PM
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::

I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.

BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.

Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 05, 2012, 06:42:10 AM
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::

I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.

BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.

Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.

Maybe someone should come up with a book for 101 things to do with a dead PETA activist, I bet that'd be a best-seller!  See them bitch about that!  Hell, I'd buy!   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 06, 2012, 12:15:00 AM
Yeah, I know...BMG posted a link to this in the WI Recall Thread but hey, it deserves to be enshrined here...

The Most Disappointed Barrett Supporter In Wisconsin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEwXa197uBU#ws)

Yeah, I'm tearing up, too. I get all emotional when I see lefties cry. You know, that kind of emotion where I'm rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming down my face because I'm physically hurting from laughing so hard and so long.

Ouch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on June 06, 2012, 12:11:34 PM
It's a beautiful thing...lefties crying....

 ::popcorn:: ::popcorn:: ::popcorn::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on June 06, 2012, 01:56:29 PM

::lonelyteardrops::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 06, 2012, 02:12:54 PM
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on June 06, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.

 ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical::


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 06, 2012, 09:44:38 PM
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.

Crap, that's funny. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: BMG on June 06, 2012, 11:22:36 PM
@Trap:
Hey man, no worries. That stuff's so funny it almost needs a thread all it's own!  ::thumbsup::

I almost feel bad for the guy though ya know? Maybe a little moral support will help him out ...


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 07, 2012, 12:14:02 AM
So...how do we wrap this up?

Yep.

Hitler finds out that Scott Walker won the Wisconsin recall election (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC_ult6-Tb4#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on June 07, 2012, 06:56:12 AM
"Hitler finds out....." - the gift that keeps on giving.
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: BMG on June 07, 2012, 09:37:01 AM
I didn't know exactly where to put this but it's pretty dang funny so here it is!

LINK (http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/06/obamas-risqu-joke-125518.html)

Quote
“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down” – a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.

Of course, if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...and let us not forget that oh-so-serious war on women that the Conservatives are supposedly waging.

Regardless all the serious implications, I find it freaking hilarious that his pet wookie Mooooo-chelle can actually out perform him in pushups!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: BMG on June 07, 2012, 09:38:21 AM
@Hitler...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on June 07, 2012, 10:44:24 AM
if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...

No class idiot.

The stuff he says about his wife in public is telling.

Imagine Bush or Reagan making a such a comment about their wives.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 07, 2012, 01:26:56 PM
I'm trying to imagine ANY other first lady dropping down for a few push ups. If I made that type of "joke" about my wife...well, I couldn't post, I'd be dead.

I believe this is an orchastrated effort to get the young vote to come out again.....It's all obama has left, imo. First, it was "hey, he is cool, lets all vote for him"....now it more like" hey, he is still cool, even though I'm loaded with debt and no job".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 12, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
Justin Bieber's biggest fan/stalker...

JB Fanvideo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA#)

I like the authentic way that she doesn't blink.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 13, 2012, 12:09:52 AM
O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on June 13, 2012, 12:18:39 AM
O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8#)

 ::rolllaughing::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 19, 2012, 12:05:40 AM
Do you hate the "coexist" bumper sticker? I, of course, despise it along with all things hippie-like. I could have written the following but someone else did:

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7906/coexistm2.jpg)

Yet another find from the AoS ONT.

Here's one more from the same source:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded#)!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 19, 2012, 08:30:36 AM
Do you hate the "coexist" bumper sticker? I, of course, despise it along with all things hippie-like. I could have written the following but someone else did:

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7906/coexistm2.jpg)

Yet another find from the AoS ONT.

Here's one more from the same source:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded#)!


So..... The bruthas  don't like zombies and I've seen the coexist banner and it speaks the truth.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on June 19, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
To tell the truth I never paid close attention to the sign/poser/bumper sticker. So, did y'all notice that one ting is not like the others? All but one represent religious faiths (to one degree or another). One - the "E" - represents a degenerate sexual practice.

Now that I know this you know that there's no way I'll be able to leave it alone the next time I see one  ::evil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 19, 2012, 09:00:52 AM
Miami certainly takes the flesh eating zombie thing seriously, don't they? That guy was lucky not to have been killed. One of them pulls a gun at the 2 minute mark.

I am guessing that under the right conditions and with realistic zombie makeup you could probably get people in Miami to soil themselves.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 20, 2012, 08:04:01 AM
Complete unedited interview with Pippi Bongstocking:

A Wisconsin Anarchist Reacts to Walker Recall Win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwIAlx5R0s#ws)

via JWF

Looking at her you just know that she uses sand and pebbles instead of toothpaste to brush her teeth. Plus no deodorant...that's a given.

This would actually make quite the cautionary tale against early drug abuse or perhaps the need for better prenatal care.

Also reminds one of how you just can't fix stupid.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 26, 2012, 10:59:41 AM
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 26, 2012, 01:24:29 PM
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/13/magick-the-blathering/)


I think I'll consult Angie's list.......lol
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 03, 2012, 10:38:53 PM
via the ONT at AoS something appropriate for this year's screwed over Independence Day celebration. Enjoy...

The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y#ws)


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 04, 2012, 12:33:14 AM
via the ONT at AoS something appropriate for this year's screwed over Independence Day celebration. Enjoy...

The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y#ws)





Good thing Obama is forcing them into healthcare.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 04, 2012, 03:19:22 PM
No Darwin winners?  Bummer.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 04, 2012, 10:14:03 PM
HotAir's Ed Morrisey offered these pointers when he posted that video earlier today:


1. Do not stick fireworks in your rear end.
2. Do not stick fireworks in your friends’ rear ends.
3. Rules 1 and 2 apply no matter how much beer you drink.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 04, 2012, 10:19:30 PM
And from earlier today at AoS here is a pretty funny thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/vzt8c/i_went_in_for_a_prostate_exam_today_and/) on medical horror stories.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 05, 2012, 11:36:05 AM
Heh, those are disgusting and hilarious!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 05, 2012, 11:58:55 PM

(http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ijo6g2.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 18, 2012, 11:01:20 PM
Just. Say. NO
Another NSFW Regretsy post (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/16/the-power-of-nut-stool/)
And another one (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/12/wood-pecker-mnsfw/)
And another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/pass-the-nuts/)
and still another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/and-isnt-that-a-nice-reflection-on-you/)
how can there be a market for this? Where do you wear it? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/14/rubbernecking-nsfw/)
One for the Bronies (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/30/my-little-yoni/)
How about glasses for your breasts? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/rack-focus/)
or handles for your rocks for $3000! (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/09/get-a-handle-on-it/)
and extra digits (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/10/rude-awakening-2/)



What the hell is wrong with people?
Oh right, they are too f'ing stupid to survive (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/17/there-are-at-least-205-really-stupid-people-on-etsy-right-now/) but do because we have prosperity and a system that protects against individual stupidity.
Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out.



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 18, 2012, 11:13:16 PM
Just. Say. NO
Another NSFW Regretsy post (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/16/the-power-of-nut-stool/)
And another one (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/12/wood-pecker-mnsfw/)
And another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/pass-the-nuts/)
and still another (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/and-isnt-that-a-nice-reflection-on-you/)
how can there be a market for this? Where do you wear it? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/14/rubbernecking-nsfw/)
One for the Bronies (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/30/my-little-yoni/)
How about glasses for your breasts? (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/11/rack-focus/)
or handles for your rocks for $3000! (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/09/get-a-handle-on-it/)
and extra digits (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/10/rude-awakening-2/)



What the hell is wrong with people?
Oh right, they are too f'ing stupid to survive (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/17/there-are-at-least-205-really-stupid-people-on-etsy-right-now/) but do because we have prosperity and a system that protects against individual stupidity.
Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out.






Ok....I laughed out loud at some of the comments.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on July 18, 2012, 11:19:12 PM
Oh, man, just thinking about clicking on those links hurts my head.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 19, 2012, 07:04:17 AM
"Lets hope the disaster that awaits us cleans at lot of them out."

I have no doubt of that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 23, 2012, 01:18:39 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369)

No, I'm not posting the picture here. You will just have to click the link and go there.

This is most definitely for all you "fans" of Bigfoot and her metrosexual husband.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 23, 2012, 07:55:48 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142369)

No, I'm not posting the picture here. You will just have to click the link and go there.

This is most definitely for all you "fans" of Bigfoot and her metrosexual husband.


I call photoshop. Everyone knows moochelle has the toned arms. The heads were swapped, and not a very good job at that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 23, 2012, 09:24:05 AM
Looks more like steroid use to me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 23, 2012, 02:01:27 PM
Looks more like steroid use to me.


I could see moochelle taking steriods....and testosterone.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on July 23, 2012, 02:04:51 PM
I think you have it backwards Don. I think its more likely that "Michelle" takes estrogen and does the "Silence of the Lambs" tuckunder.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 31, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
Too Much Olympics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6aEW_JLlDE#ws)

I was born without the Sports gene. I can't just sit and watch and actually pay attention.  Take me to a game, and I am watching the crowd.
Consequently, I find this video hilarious.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 22, 2012, 10:46:42 PM
This is the funniest thing I have read on the web for a while.

Read the following quote (I am going to block out the written description so as not to spoil the punchline) and then click on the link at the bottom to see how granny's restoration job turned out...

Quote
An elderly parishioner has stunned Spanish cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized Jesus Christ fresco.

Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) by Elias Garcia Martinez has held pride of place in the Sanctuary of Mercy Church near Zaragoza for more than 100 years.

The woman took her brush to it after years of deterioration due to moisture.

Cultural officials said she had the best intentions and hoped it could be properly restored.

The woman, in her 80s, was reportedly upset at the way the fresco had deteriorated and took it on herself to "restore" the image.

BBC Europe correspondent Christian Fraser says the delicate brush strokes of Elias Garcia Martinez have been buried under a haphazard splattering of paint.

(Written description edited out)

The woman appears to have realised she was out of her depth and contacted Juan Maria Ojeda, the city councillor in charge of cultural affairs.

Art historians are expected to meet at the church soon to discuss how to proceed.

Mr Ojeda said: "I think she had good intentions. Next week she will meet with a repairer and explain what kind of materials she used.

"If we can't fix it, we will probably cover the wall with a photo of the painting."

The fresco is not thought to be very valuable, but has a high sentimental value for local people.

Our correspondent says that to make matters worse, the local centre that works to preserve artworks had just received a donation from the painter's granddaughter which they had planned to use to restore the original fresco.

 Here is the link to the article which starts with the before and after pic. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on August 22, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
That's hilarious Trap. Sometimes repairs take a little patience and a lot of time...

(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/26/87/c3844e26e8b2b529b44dcad0330794f0.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 22, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
There are very few things which cause me to actually laugh out loud.

Granny's restoration work is one of those things.

It looks like Mr. Bean had a go at it.

It looks like a surrealist interpretation of Michelle O'Bongo arriving on earth for the first time...before they could get the makeup and special effects to work better.

This is the sort of thing that you might expect to happen in the USA but no, it was in Spain so there is a bonus "make fun of the European" thing that can go with it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on August 23, 2012, 09:36:20 AM
There are very few things which cause me to actually laugh out loud.

Granny's restoration work is one of those things...

ROTFL!

I think a good chunk of the humor is because you can tell by looking at the side-by-side that she was really trying to "fix" it.
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 23, 2012, 10:08:55 AM
I just realized that the picture is actually a video wherein granny gets interviewed and boy is she defensive about her work. She blames it on the priest and says that "everyone" knew she was doing it.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on August 23, 2012, 10:09:15 AM

 Here is the link to the article which starts with the before and after pic.[/url]

Regresty Math (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921)

(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/matheh.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on August 23, 2012, 12:16:54 PM
I have no photoshop skills, but if I did, I would create...

Andre + Owl - Jesus = Old lady's repair.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 24, 2012, 10:54:28 AM
"It looks like a surrealist interpretation of Michelle O'Bongo arriving on earth for the first time...before they could get the makeup and special effects to work better."

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 24, 2012, 08:06:27 PM
I think one of the eyes is a little low......
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 26, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Uncanny resemblance...

(http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad81/rdbrewer/BobRossEcceHomo.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 27, 2012, 06:34:09 AM
It's the Chia people!  Run!   ::exitstageleft::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 29, 2012, 10:42:14 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/that_obama_sticker_on_your_car_bumper_stickers-p128138767282069859en8ys_400.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on August 29, 2012, 10:43:02 PM
And it does.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 22, 2012, 07:47:59 PM

Fun with un-licensed Disney merchandise...

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/9/8/17/enhanced-buzz-7878-1347138025-7.jpg)

LINK (http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/these-16-things-are-not-officially-licensed-by-dis-1opu)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 22, 2012, 07:59:28 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on October 01, 2012, 06:32:15 PM
(http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x331/LadyVirginiaUSA/hopenchange.png)
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.co.uk/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on October 01, 2012, 07:19:01 PM
And they're smiling, yet.  The quintessential TEA Party people.  I like it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Sectionhand on October 02, 2012, 05:16:43 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...

Brought to you by NAFTA .
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 02, 2012, 06:41:53 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/9/8/15/enhanced-buzz-30929-1347134239-9.jpg)
For when the wearer is dumber than the shoddy manufacturer...

Brought to you by NAFTA .

North American Fricken Tard Association?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Sectionhand on October 02, 2012, 02:33:15 PM
Close enough !  ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on October 03, 2012, 02:22:39 PM
(http://www.bizarrocomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bz-panel-09-27-12.jpg)

http://www.bizarrocomics.com/?p=8762 (http://www.bizarrocomics.com/?p=8762)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on October 03, 2012, 02:47:42 PM
That is SO true.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on October 04, 2012, 12:07:31 AM
Tennessee Fraternity's Hilarious Press Conference to Deny Butt Chugging Charges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlcbAqK-qTY#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on October 04, 2012, 08:40:52 AM
Tennessee Fraternity's Hilarious Press Conference to Deny Butt Chugging Charges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlcbAqK-qTY#ws)



Side note: rumor is there's a shortage of Vaseline in Knoxville Tennessee.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on October 04, 2012, 06:39:10 PM
I've already put this up in the debate thread but it needs to be here, too...

Obama-Romney presidential debate 2012: Mitt clobbers Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhUI8ktHuw#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 04, 2012, 06:42:22 PM
Can't see it enough!

 ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on December 04, 2012, 02:04:59 PM
A new installment of the best (worst!?) of regresty.

I debated about posting these to the proof we are doomed as a society thread, but really all of Regresty is that. As always, Regresty should be assumed to be NSFW, probably offensive to the finer sensibilities, very likely disturbing, and generally gross.  Click at your own risk.

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/)



I have to say Regretsy is one of the few things that still gives me joy..

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 05, 2012, 12:18:50 PM
Is it sane to admit I looked at every one of these? ::ohno::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on December 19, 2012, 04:35:30 PM
A new installment of the best (worst!?) of regresty.

I debated about posting these to the proof we are doomed as a society thread, but really all of Regresty is that. As always, Regresty should be assumed to be NSFW, probably offensive to the finer sensibilities, very likely disturbing, and generally gross.  Click at your own risk.

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/03/o-holey-night-nsfw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/28/magic-johnson/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/27/never-too-young-to-learn-a-trade/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/10/rhythm-and-blues/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/09/you-cant-spell-shaman-without-sham/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/hand-unsanitizer/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/26/under-the-big-top/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/15/fine-specimen/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/14/hurry-supplies-are-limited/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/feet-accompli/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/07/screw/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/01/available-at-target/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/little-not-so-frisky/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/29/a-river-runs-through-it/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/25/faux-on-the-flow/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/24/the-yellow-rose-of-spokane/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/22/youre-nuts/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/21/suckie-stackhouse/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/calling-all-night-owls/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/17/dung-pow-chicken/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/07/always-ask-for-references/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/05/dead-willy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/02/spongecrotch-redpants/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/27/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-10/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/from-the-mailbag-39/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/25/gaspar-melchior-and-brontosaur/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/22/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-13/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/20/its-hot-as-balls-in-here/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/because-lavender-is-so-2000-late/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/16/weekend-flashback-smells-like-teen-spirits/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/28/pens-envy/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/23/sea-me-blow-me/)
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/22/regretsy-theatre-4/)



I have to say Regretsy is one of the few things that still gives me joy..



I need to remember to review these when I get home from work.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on December 23, 2012, 10:05:50 PM
I don't know when I will use this picture in a post, but I guarantee it will happen
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/squirrel-riding-rattlesnake_zps23936caa.jpg)

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/19/im-going-to-need-549/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2012/12/19/im-going-to-need-549/)
h/t regretsy
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 23, 2012, 11:34:37 PM
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 24, 2012, 11:24:30 AM
Giddyup!   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on December 24, 2012, 01:58:36 PM
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.

It could be real.....if you look close you will see he does not actually WEAR it.....he just uses it in his song and dance routine! ::rimshot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on December 24, 2012, 02:00:55 PM
Fake....everybody knows a squirrel doesn't wear a hat.

It could be real.....if you look close you will see he does not actually WEAR it.....he just uses it in his song and dance routine! ::rimshot::

It's actually the snake's hat. The squirrel's playing keep-away.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on December 28, 2012, 02:26:58 PM
Ah, the Festerman family. You know, I could describe this story but that just wouldn't do it justice. Instead I will give you a quote and a link. And yeah, there is a great video at the link (http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/20378613/dad-accused-of-spraying-liquid-ass-at-school-could-go-to-jail), too.

Quote
"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time."

I could have listed this under either of the culture watch threads (racially mixed marriage) but these people are just goofy stupid. It's not that they are criminals or anything...well, not yet...the father is possibly going to serve time for this bit of idiocy...they are just whacked out stupid and it's pretty funny. Imagine telling this story during family gatherings for the next several decades.

Quote
"We've gone to Kmart....We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."

Looked up the "product" on youtube and that's probably where the Festermans got their inspiration. There are quite a few videos of Walmart incidents.

The Festerman's mistake? They got caught. You have to think these things through all the way, look for "outs" if trouble arises, etc. Now they will have their fifteen minutes of fame. Great family name for this situation, btw. Jason Festerman looks like he could have been an extra in "Idiocracy."

I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 28, 2012, 03:42:37 PM
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.

 ::laughonfloor::

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on December 29, 2012, 10:12:34 PM
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.

 ::laughonfloor::

 ::thumbsup::

I was, of course, eluding to this comment: (http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/02/harry-reid-thank-god-i-wont-have-to-smell-dc-tourists-reeking-pits-anymore/)

Quote
“My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway,” said Reid in his remarks. “In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.”
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on December 30, 2012, 12:36:17 AM
Ewok Snuff Fantasy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvfp5l7kgo4#ws)

Because ewoks suck almost as much as Jar Jar. Is there a fantasy snuff vid out there with Jar Jar?

EDIT: Well, almost...

Jar Jar Meets The Airlock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on December 30, 2012, 06:25:44 AM
(http://moonbattery.com/36-40-24-36.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 01, 2013, 01:25:42 PM
Oh, right, there is no 36 cal s/a.   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on January 20, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
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Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 20, 2013, 12:38:05 PM
 ::hysterical::

It's a nice 4 degree global warming day here in Minnie...nobody about except maybe...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Climate%20Hoaxes/AGWprotestors.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on January 21, 2013, 09:27:51 AM
  
 http://i.imwx.com/images/maps/current/actchill_440x297.jpg (http://i.imwx.com/images/maps/current/actchill_440x297.jpg)

ETA: Image removed, it is a live image. Click address for current map.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 21, 2013, 11:12:38 AM
That'll keep the riff-raff laying low.

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on February 14, 2013, 06:44:34 AM
(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/90/5790/The-Stupid-It-Burns_27523-l.jpg?v=27523)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on February 14, 2013, 01:17:16 PM
Just read a snarky word to describe Owebama's 'home' town: Chicongo.  I'm so stealing that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 14, 2013, 01:22:33 PM
Damn, that is good.

Jus' wish we up here in Minnie would stop funding that crap down there with our welfare, you have a PO box for an address, that ought to equal ZERO bennies!

 ::gaah::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on February 15, 2013, 07:45:28 AM
Our lard and savage, Barack Insane Owebama:  Putting the funk in dysfunctional since 2009.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on February 15, 2013, 08:38:48 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DZMbuX_oHS0/UR1Yu5Doq0I/AAAAAAAAJ7Y/qV7QcSVqG7c/s400/Obama+Cartoon+-+Government.png)


(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488114_10151316681230665_1440596657_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 15, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
Lard & Sewage more like it!

 ::asskicking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 14, 2013, 12:42:39 AM
Russian Bus Driver Purposefully Rams Rude/Inconsiderate Drivers And Documents With Dashcam/youtube. (https://www.youtube.com/user/Volkosob832/videos) Link has over twenty vids. Full story here. (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/10/17237694-the-punisher-takes-vengeance-on-russias-bad-drivers)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on March 14, 2013, 01:14:28 AM
This one is not funny, it's proof positive that one cannot fix stoopit, and/or these people vote:

Confusing Question of the Day - Obama Pardons The Sequester (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck#ws)

H/T commenter DJ at http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/03/quote-of-day-sarah-hoyt-edition.html#disqus_thread (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/03/quote-of-day-sarah-hoyt-edition.html#disqus_thread)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on March 14, 2013, 10:12:09 AM
Funny?  No, but very accurate.  A comment at Ace:

Quote
We've got the first slave culture in human history where the people working their asses off so others can spend their days in leisure are considered the "overclass."

Ain't marxist propaganda great?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 14, 2013, 11:09:11 AM
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great.   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on March 14, 2013, 07:23:36 PM
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great.   ;)

    I understand that they're smokeless.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 14, 2013, 07:49:44 PM
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great.   ;)

    I understand that they're smokeless.

I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on March 15, 2013, 01:26:59 AM
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great.   ;)

    I understand that they're smokeless.

I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.

And that is before they die.   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 15, 2013, 06:40:41 AM
I would argue that stacking Marxists like cord wood is great.   ;)

    I understand that they're smokeless.

I understand they stink like death no matter what you do with 'em.

And that is before they die.   ::hysterical::

Once the stack is lit the smell will be gone soon enough!

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on March 15, 2013, 09:49:44 AM

Like the "Cleaner" in the "Walking Dead".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on March 17, 2013, 06:32:36 PM
(http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/5385/images/a1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on March 21, 2013, 03:12:39 PM
A Moral Quiz:
 
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida , Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're
caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a black man in the water. He is fighting for his
life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's
Barrack Obama! At the same time you notice that the raging waters
are about to take him under forever.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic
Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's
most powerful socialist Muslim men hell bent on the destruction of America.

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer........
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on March 21, 2013, 03:43:23 PM
High contrast color of course, using black and white would be raaacist.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 21, 2013, 03:46:47 PM
High speed black and white (maybe 400ASA) with a wide aperture setting and a quick shutter speed ('cause it's an action shot) would give you one of those classic grainy photos that look so good on the covers of magazines. High contrast color if the photo is for a personal photo album or maybe for posting on the internet. If the light was good enough, Kodachrome, of course.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 21, 2013, 04:19:19 PM
I am duty-bound to save his miserable skin. So I'd go back to my car (looking both ways before crossing the street of course), fish out my blow-up life perserver, dig through my stuff and find the air compressor, verify that I have a UL-approved outlet, locate my pressure gage so that I didn't overfill, blow the lifesaver ring up, and return to the scene of the calamity (taking the same due-dilligence) in order to attempt the rescue.

Darn - too late.

Phooey!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on March 21, 2013, 04:39:29 PM
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/vietnam-vets-for-john-kerry.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 21, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
Let's see... he's drowning... chaos everywhere...

Is there any secret service around? I might not wanna trust that the flood would do what needs to be done.

Shooting with a camera? I have an even better idea.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on March 21, 2013, 07:00:17 PM
Let's see... he's drowning... chaos everywhere...

Is there any secret service around? I might not wanna trust that the flood would do what needs to be done.

Shooting with a camera? I have an even better idea.

If there were secret service around and it looked as though it would fall to *you* to save him, I'd say pull up a seat and help them watch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 21, 2013, 08:06:58 PM
 ::popcorn::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 22, 2013, 07:00:19 PM
Tyree Carter Banned From 'All The Libraries On The Face Of The Earth'  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiFKznpxrQ#ws)

And, in related news, MA (democrat, of course) state rep John Fresolo (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297618/Massachusetts-lawmaker-took-pictures-genitals-female-coworkers-computer.html#ixzz2OIosmKrb) is in trouble for sending dick pics to a female coworker via state government computer/email...I guess because he, too, is so proud of his penis.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 22, 2013, 10:00:50 PM
(http://www.tomrichmond.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-05-1.jpg)

I like this because it targets both sides...seriously, the Republicans are just as culpable with their voting for one CR after another. So screw them all.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 22, 2013, 10:15:18 PM
This could easily be the punchline for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." jokes.

Snake Blamed for burning down Texas home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMg14yqw2aE#ws)

And since I'm talking about it, did you know that Jeff Foxworthy now has his own line of snacks? Serious. No joke. They are called "Grit Chips" and they even have their own Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/GritChips) Coming soon, I guess, to a store near you.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on March 23, 2013, 01:39:16 PM
This could easily be the punchline for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." jokes.

Snake Blamed for burning down Texas home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMg14yqw2aE#ws)

And since I'm talking about it, did you know that Jeff Foxworthy now has his own line of snacks? Serious. No joke. They are called "Grit Chips" and they even have their own Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/GritChips) Coming soon, I guess, to a store near you.

Sure, the snake did it, lets completly ignore that a woman poured gasoline on it and lit it, it was the snake.  Why can't people accept responsibility for there own actions.   ::gaah::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 23, 2013, 01:45:43 PM
I know there are entire websites dedicated to the "awkward family photo" genre that are much more extensive, but I stumbled across this and it had me literally crying with laughter...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/howtolive/11-hilariously-awkward-family-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/howtolive/11-hilariously-awkward-family-photos)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 24, 2013, 05:07:04 PM
Some of those are really...weird!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 25, 2013, 11:22:14 AM
The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!! (http://www.imao.us/The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!!)

Luke's Change: an Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on March 25, 2013, 11:23:58 AM
The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!! (http://www.imao.us/The Death Star Explosion Was an Inside Job!!1!!111!!)

Luke's Change: an Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg#ws)

Doesn't work
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on March 25, 2013, 11:25:21 AM
well, now it does.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 25, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.

I'm now a Death Star Truther.
 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on March 25, 2013, 03:37:40 PM
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.

I'm now a Death Star Truther.
 ::unknowncomic::


  welcome!! ::danceban::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 27, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
What does this remind you of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sgU3yOM_tH8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sgU3yOM_tH8)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on March 27, 2013, 07:41:08 PM
It reminds me of the those idiots crying to the trees.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 27, 2013, 07:58:41 PM
It reminds me to be thankful I don't have to deal with that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on March 28, 2013, 09:13:46 AM
Another dumbocrat in the making.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 03, 2013, 08:25:10 PM
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps817d4e6d.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 04, 2013, 06:53:13 AM
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/angler-lands-two-big-bass-at-once-including-one-trying-to-swallow-the-other/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/angler-lands-two-big-bass-at-once-including-one-trying-to-swallow-the-other/)

The good news is the fish are definitely biting.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 05, 2013, 11:26:34 AM
Some good humor here, I think she could have upped the angst a bit more, but hey she's a girl so I'll cut a little slack...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/05/to-all-the-colleges-that-rejected-me-teen-pens-hilariously-scathing-open-letter-after-she-gets-rejected-from-her-top-schools/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/05/to-all-the-colleges-that-rejected-me-teen-pens-hilariously-scathing-open-letter-after-she-gets-rejected-from-her-top-schools/)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on April 10, 2013, 11:12:45 AM
All I can say is that some people have chosen some very odd ways (http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502) to react to the Obama administration's tyranny, the horrible economy, etc...

William Blakely Charged with Masturbating, Indescent Exposure While Driving 90 MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFwoKO1zaeY#ws)

Quote
Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

"Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," witness Deanna Dykes said.

"After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours," witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad.

Yeah, it wasn't really bad at that point. It got really, really bad after that started. Umm, yeah...whatever.

And in this day of cell phone video cams and youtube I am only really surprised that no one got any video of the actual event.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 10, 2013, 11:42:57 AM
Vice-Mayor...   ::saywhat::

Vice-King?

Libiot, just has to be.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on April 10, 2013, 01:12:31 PM
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 10, 2013, 01:41:49 PM
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????

I was wondering the same damn thing.

 ::thinking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on April 10, 2013, 03:39:56 PM
It is a difficult mental picture to form, isn't it? But however he managed to do it the issue is that he wanted to do it.

Exposing his 'little friend' to the Laker Girls (From Bowfinger) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-BBNDGq5-M#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on April 25, 2013, 07:56:00 AM
(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/50-reasons-why-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea/print1.jpg)

And so has this woman made bad decisions (every time she walked into a tattoo parlor).

(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/50-reasons-why-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea/old-person-tattoo.gif)

Now that you've lost your appetite, consider this a PSA for weight loss -- and the dangers of tattoo parlors.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on April 25, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
Aghhh... The stupid, it burns..... 

Now that I've seen that I can't un-see it. 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on April 25, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
LINK (http://maddmedic.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/man-rules/) Just a sample. There are more at the link.

Quote
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 25, 2013, 11:13:16 AM
 ::puke::

Rick, you  ::cussing::  !

 ::speechless::

 ::hysterical::   ::puke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 25, 2013, 06:52:06 PM
  This will turn your stomach:

http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html (http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on April 25, 2013, 06:54:11 PM
Aghhh... The stupid, it burns..... 

Now that I've seen that I can't un-see it.

::puke::

Rick, you  ::cussing::  !

 ::speechless::

 ::hysterical::   ::puke::

My work here is done.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 26, 2013, 06:30:35 AM
Rick - - - ->   ::evilbat::

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on April 27, 2013, 01:43:56 PM
This is hysterical.  I haven't laughed like I did over that short a video since I can't remember when.  Well worth the 43 seconds.

Burying her goldfish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xIDxNoibAGg
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on April 27, 2013, 03:06:40 PM
Yeah, that was good. Didn't see it coming.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 28, 2013, 11:37:34 AM
Ohh, that ain't right! 

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 28, 2013, 06:11:05 PM
 ::clapping::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on April 30, 2013, 06:11:20 AM
Quote
Seen elsewhere on teh Intarwebz: Djoker and Speedbump were state-sponsored terrorists. The state was Massachusetts.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 30, 2013, 06:42:48 AM
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Seen elsewhere on teh Intarwebz: Djoker and Speedbump were state-sponsored terrorists. The state was Massachusetts.

Got that right!

Funny too how Djoker brought us the perfect moniker for his dead demon-spawn bro - Speedbump!  Karma bitch!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on April 30, 2013, 01:42:07 PM
  This will turn your stomach:

http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html (http://www.mrctv.org/sites/default/files/embedcache/119755.html)


What's the big deal? Two gays loving each other.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 03, 2013, 11:16:38 PM
Shopping in Texas? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 03, 2013, 11:29:58 PM
Now that's a good 'un.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 05, 2013, 12:29:46 PM
 ::cool::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 06, 2013, 12:28:51 PM
"The Walking (And Talking) Dead" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on May 06, 2013, 01:20:18 PM
That was hilarious, I need to get the dvd's of Walking Dead and check what the original lines were for those.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 06, 2013, 08:09:37 PM
Pretty good.  What I wanna know is who has that kind of time on their hands and is their momma awfully tired of having them squatting in her basement?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 09, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy: "The Challenge" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs#ws)

Perfect, on so many levels.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on May 09, 2013, 02:52:47 PM
Literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD at the neck-pinch part!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 09, 2013, 03:26:53 PM
It's even funnier, if you're in on one of the in-jokes of the commercial.  I wasn't, until watching this wretched creation.

Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04#)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on May 09, 2013, 04:52:26 PM
I'm a big Trek geek and this Audi commercial was posted last night to a Star Trek mailing list I'm on.  I also busted up at the neck pinch gag.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 10, 2013, 07:00:47 AM
Kinda has a "don't %$#@ with an old man" thing to it, eh?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 10, 2013, 07:17:30 AM
I...can't...get...this...out...of...my...head...

Bilbo
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

 ::outrage::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 10, 2013, 08:38:55 AM
 The basis for a new Bar Trek Drinking Game  Rule (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/05/number-one-at-sitting/comment-page-1/#comment-478473)

Riker sits down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs#)

Every time Riker throws his leg over a chair with a back drink.
Every time he leaves the chair in the same manner, drink twice.

My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing

Events on Screen:

Primary : (one blue,one red, one Yellow (or Kirk's Command Green)  on the screen with no one else - Drink once
Double Primary: (Two of each color  and no one else) - Drink twice
Triple Primary : (Three of each color and no one else) - Chug
Change of alert status: Drink
Putting in or removing the "ear thing" :drink
Made up reference in a list of examples containing real examples from the 20th century: Drink
Bad and or Stupid  Science with a emaningless explanation : (Say, well you see Mr. Sulu, normal space looks like this ( wave hands up and down rapidly)  but we are now in an areas of lazy space, and that looks like this ( do a wave motion while saying "Wa-oo-ga")  then drink
Anyone scene inside  the "engineering shaft"  - Shout "he's been shafted!" then drink
Kirk putting on his boots: drink
Red Shirt dies: drink
A Horse on screen : Drink
Spock shows emotion: Drink
Ships Chronometer (with Analog dials) : drink
Medical Scanner :Drink
Someone falls the other way from everyone else during a camera shake: Shout "Thank God for Seatbelts!" , drink once
Soft Focus used on a woman : drink
Exterior view of the ship :drink
Gene Roddenberry's name in credits: drink
Split infinitive: Shout "to boldly split infinitives!"




Plot complications: For each complication currently present drink once as new complication arises:
Shuttle Craft Malfunctions: Drink
Transporter Malfunctions: Drink
Warp Engines aren't working : Drink
Weapons (Phasers, Photon torpedoes) not working : Drink
Auxiliary Control/Engineering used to take over the ship : Drink
No One responds to a Hail: Drink

Vulcan Mind crap: drink

Quotes
Scotty says " Di-lithium crystals" :Drink
McCoy says " I am a Doctor, not a <blank> :drink
McCoy says "He's Dead" (or variants) :Drink
Spock says "Fascinating"

There is more but I can't remember them all.  It was a pretty complex game.. if you called it you didn't have to drink, but noticing and remembering was hard.
They tried to adapt it to next generation, but the first season of TNG was so bad, that they just declared we should drink continuously while watching it.



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 10, 2013, 10:41:32 AM
Red shirt guys dying alone will get you pickled!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 15, 2013, 01:43:42 AM
Proof.

Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.

Warning: Do not click on this link (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html) if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.

NSFW? Not safe for anything.

Once seen it cannot be unseen.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 15, 2013, 09:05:45 AM
Proof.

Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.

Warning: Do not click on this link (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html) if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.

NSFW? Not safe for anything.

Once seen it cannot be unseen.




This is not a " I saw a funny thing on the Internet" moment.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on May 15, 2013, 09:56:50 AM
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 15, 2013, 10:27:16 AM
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.


You didn't miss much...Just a couple of Golden Girls.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 15, 2013, 11:31:11 AM
Thank goodness I didn't look either.  I don't need to see that!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 15, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
  I looked,big deal!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on May 15, 2013, 05:25:54 PM
  I looked,big deal!!

Well, somebody had to. Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us JF!  ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 15, 2013, 06:31:17 PM
Go ahead, look. **  Look, but not long enough to go blind. Just long enough to need glasses.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 16, 2013, 06:38:12 AM
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on May 16, 2013, 09:10:34 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935396_605651099462424_518020253_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 16, 2013, 01:56:07 PM
The fact that some moron (and I mean that in the literal sense) would pay more than a few bucks for it is, well, I would say, "disturbing" or "amazing" but actually I suppose it isn't. P.T. Barnum's axiom about one being born every minute and that other thing about a fool's money spontaneously combusting...they just never get old.

I just wish that I could bump into an extremely wealthy fool and talk them into funding my suddenly created research foundation for even a few hundred thousand.

I can't even imagine where one would properly display such a piece of "art."

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 16, 2013, 03:47:34 PM
Yea....What room is your house should this "art" be displayed? I'm having a tough time coming up with a room. Maybe a seedy motel.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 16, 2013, 10:49:15 PM
It should have been put on a canvas of black velvet. That would have been more tasteful.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 17, 2013, 07:41:06 AM
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)

 I took worse looking girls out back in the days of quantity over quality days.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 17, 2013, 07:55:09 AM
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 17, 2013, 07:56:55 AM
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)

 I took worse looking girls out back in the days of quantity over quality days.

 ::hat-tip::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 18, 2013, 12:22:10 AM
My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing

Events on Screen:

To get truly hammered, drink every time a character tugs down on their top, be it a uniform shirt or a jacket.  Honestly, I don't think anyone can drink that many shots in an hour and still survive.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 18, 2013, 12:44:55 AM
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::

There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 18, 2013, 08:24:34 AM
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::

There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.


Didn't a guy named Arther play her husband? I remember he looked like a weasel. That guy took "go ugly early" to the extreme.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 18, 2013, 10:17:36 AM
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Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 18, 2013, 11:01:30 AM
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 Kinda explains where we are as a nation.... I chuckled a bit when I first saw the pic, but then realized THIS IS the new marines. ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 18, 2013, 11:21:39 AM
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 Kinda explains where we are as a nation.... I chuckled a bit when I first saw the pic, but then realized THIS IS the new marines. ::facepalm::

Not to mention the new military "meals on wheels".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 18, 2013, 12:34:35 PM
Irish Drinking Song With Lyrics - f**k You Im Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KCj36wIXs#)

ETA:  Well, there's a 'f-ck' that got by the nanny censor.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on May 18, 2013, 07:08:10 PM
My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing

Events on Screen:

To get truly hammered, drink every time a character tugs down on their top, be it a uniform shirt or a jacket.  Honestly, I don't think anyone can drink that many shots in an hour and still survive.

I always thought that "tugging at the tunic" thing was some sort of secret code or inside joke. Why INF would anyone wear anything that ill-fitting?!!!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 19, 2013, 09:08:58 PM
Okay, I saw this yesterday and it IS pretty damned funny, especially since it involves something common to just about everyone...a bad restaurant dining experience.

You see, there's this restaurant in Scottsdale, Arizona called "Amy's Baking Company." Amy was some kind of a Las Vegas worker (A showgirl, maybe? Who knows? She's a dumb as a sack of hammers and thinks that she is a genius) who met and married some rich construction contractor (Samy who apparently is a native of Israel) about ten years back. When the economy went south and the bottom fell out of the Vegas construction market, Amy convinced Samy to put up about a million bucks to fund her dream: a classy restaurant where she could indulge in her fantasy of being a high end chef. This sounds pretty good so far.

The problem, as is true with a lot of things, was in the execution of the plan.

These two people are the absolute worst in regards to just about anything to do with a dining experience. About two years ago their behavior finally caught up with them when some guy published an online review of their little eating establishment, totally trashing it. Other online people began to pile on and before long Amy and Samy found themselves in heap big trouble as regards cash flow.

So, what did they do? They somehow were able to get themselves featured on Gordon Ramsey's "Kitchen Nightmares" reality television show. Amy was convinced that this would put a stop to the "haters" and "bloggers" who were ruining her life.

This episode aired recently and, to put it lightly, it did not go very well. There were problems that were too numerous to list but here are a few of the highlights:

1. Small restaurant with way too many items on the menu. This is actually a very, very common problem with a lot of small restaurants. The problem is that when there are too many items on the menu it becomes rather difficult to control food cost. Put another way, a lot of food is wasted because it cannot be purchased and stored in small enough quantities before it goes bad and has to be discarded. Failing to control food cost is probably the number one or number two reason that restaurants fail with "failing to control labor cost" being neck and neck with it. (The other big cause of failing to control food cost is oversized portions. You see that when food is left on the plate because the customer simply couldn't eat that much.)

2. Employee turnover rate is too high. This little, tiny restaurant went through something like 100 employees in its most recent year. That is ridiculous and can only be explained properly by watching the episode.

3. The chef (Amy) cannot cook food properly. Again, you have to watch the episode to have a proper appreciation for just how bad this is.

4. The owners steal the tips from their staff. Yeah, that's hard to believe but they do it and, in their own minds, justify doing it.

5. The owners are incapable of properly communicating with each other. Has to be seen to be believed.

6. The owners are hostile to their clientele. I mean really, really hostile to the point of retaliatory violence. Has to be seen to be believed.

7. The owners are hostile to the expert (Gordon Ramsey) who they invited to help them repair their reputation. Apparently, Amy and Samy thought that Chef Ramsey would visit their little eating establishment and a) find nothing wrong at all and then b) tell the world via his television show that Amy and Samy are the best restauranteurs in the entire state of Arizona if not the entire country and then all of their problems would go away. When this did not happen they both went ballistic, especially Amy.

Think this is all there is to it? Think again.

After the episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" aired (a little over a week ago), the Facebook page for "Amy's Baking Company" went from a few hundred to over 95,000 followers. Apparently everyone wanted to get in on the train wreck. Any way that Amy and Samy would react graciously to a few thousand new critics? Not a chance. First, they responded personally to hundreds of their new Facebook friends with profanity and vulgarity usually associated with sailors and Marines. Then, when someone pointed out to them something about the first rule of holes, they resorted to the Anthony Weiner school of stupid excuses and claimed that their Facebook account had been hacked and that they never said all of those awful things.

This is a textbook example of how to do just about everything wrong in small business in general and in the restaurant business in particular. It's both breathtaking and hilarious in its cringe-worthiness.

I suggest that you start by watching the "Kitchen Nightmares" episode:

Kitchen Nightmares (Season 6) Episode 16 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI#ws)

Then read the FNC follow up story to what happened next by clicking here. (http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/05/17/amy-baking-company-social-media/?intcmp=features)

Finally, as a bonus, visit the Facebook page for "Amy's Baking Company" by clicking here. (https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco?fref=ts) They decided to shut down for a few days and are getting ready for a "Grand Re-Opening" this coming Tuesday so I expect that things are only going to spiral further out of control after that. Even Martha Stewart is getting in on the action...she is now following Amy's Facebook page and has posted a picture of "Crazy Amy" on her own page. It's also pretty obvious that Amy and Samy have taken to creating fake Facebook accounts to comment on their own page about how wonderful the restaurant is and how horrible their critics are. No one is fooled.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 19, 2013, 11:15:33 PM
Reading Amy's Facebook page is comedy gold.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 20, 2013, 07:58:42 AM
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::

There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.

Didn't she make a Roger Corman move or two, in the 70's or 80's?  As I remember, no need to fantasize what they looked like.

 ::thinking::

 ::thumbsup::

 ::pimp::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on May 22, 2013, 12:50:34 PM
Okay, there are several threads this COULD go in....but it IS funny, so I put it here. (Subject to the tolerance of our benevolent moderators of course!)

JESUS VS. MUHAMMAD!! (Qur'an Challenge II) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwluC6GoKLE#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 22, 2013, 01:16:14 PM
LOL...I'm passing this along....LOL
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 22, 2013, 04:08:01 PM
Love the music!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Sectionhand on May 23, 2013, 04:42:38 AM
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::

There would be a long list of females that I might fantasize about but I can just about guarantee that Bea Arthur would not make the list. Adrien Barbeau? Perhaps. Maude? Not in this or any lifetime that I can imagine.

The old whore denied it until the day she died but she served in the Marine Corps during WW II . Go figure ...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 23, 2013, 07:02:37 AM
That clip is pretty dang good CHF!   ::thumbsup::  Definitely pass that one along!

Maude was a Marine?

Was she the flamethrower instructor?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 23, 2013, 08:06:10 AM
Maude was a Marine?

Was she the flamethrower instructor?

Ballbuster instructor.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 23, 2013, 08:12:40 AM
If They Melded: Reese Witherspoon + Steve Buscemi Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZvISw1a5o#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on May 23, 2013, 10:08:15 AM
What no Bathhouse Barry and Moochelle melding?  (It would be the first time they melded in years; Mooch just doesn't have the right, -er, equipment.)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 23, 2013, 10:24:30 AM
Time Travel Logs  (http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory)

H/T IMAO
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 23, 2013, 11:29:21 AM
Time Travel Logs  (http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory)

H/T IMAO

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 23, 2013, 08:02:53 PM
 Anybody?  Hello?  ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 25, 2013, 12:40:13 AM
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:

Tanning Mom Music Video - Quite Possibly the Worst Video Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c#ws)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Sectionhand on May 25, 2013, 05:13:50 AM
That clip is pretty dang good CHF!   ::thumbsup::  Definitely pass that one along!

Maude was a Marine?

Was she the flamethrower instructor?

No ... the target .
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 25, 2013, 09:48:05 AM
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:

Tanning Mom Music Video - Quite Possibly the Worst Video Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c#ws)




Trap......Back away from the computer.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 26, 2013, 12:02:13 AM
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)

Well, it would be my dream.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 26, 2013, 01:25:56 PM
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)

Well, it would be my dream.

 I would dare say that it would be over early.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 26, 2013, 02:03:13 PM
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket (http://uberhumor.com/if-i-had-to-pray-about-something-id-pray-that-this-is-real)

Well, it would be my dream.

There goes the gay vote.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 27, 2013, 12:00:14 PM
Prog wymens would stay home.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 27, 2013, 08:21:31 PM
   
Rummaging through my hard drive I found an interesting article but it had no citation whatsoever.  I wanted to rectify that so I Binged the title without success. I also tried various other terms with no success.  Bad Bing.

I then went to Google and this (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=6613.0;wap2) was returned first, naturally I recognized it immediately but the format was not at all familiar.  What's up with no citation?  Then I tried Google's second (http://ittbbb.blogtownhall.com/2009/07/14/how_to_argue_with_a_statist_liberal,_progressive_and_why_you_must.thtml) offering, well now, that's cool. 

At the bottom of the Google page I was afforded the opportunity to click to view the selection Google had deemed redundant. Redundant! 
The first option after the click was this (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,6613.msg74605.html#msg74605), finally, the banner.

Even though the IAL banner was the last option found the best thing about it is that no matter which link you click you retrieve an excellent article.  Yep, I found the citation I wanted and it made my day.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 28, 2013, 11:54:28 AM
This is hilarious...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ScreenSnapz0041-620x620.jpg)
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/can-you-tell-why-people-are-doing-a-double-take-over-this-jc-penney-billboard/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/can-you-tell-why-people-are-doing-a-double-take-over-this-jc-penney-billboard/)

...perceptions can be hard to shake!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 28, 2013, 06:00:01 PM
So if I take my glasses off, a tea kettle will look like Hitler?

I refuse to dumb myself down to the level of Barak Obama's America.  It's a tea kettle.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on May 28, 2013, 07:18:40 PM
I did notice that if I squinch my eyes just so, Øbongo looks just like a pressure cooker   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on May 29, 2013, 01:11:01 AM
Update to post #248 (Amy's Baking Company)

Well, they had their "Grand Reopening" last week, I guess, and it didn't go very well... (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/05/28/reporter-kicked-out-amy-baking-co-after-being-served-drink-with-fly/)

Quote
The Phoenix Business Journal’s Hayley Ringle, along with a co-worker and some friends, went to the Scottsdale, Ariz. restaurant on Friday to get a taste of the restaurant's grand re-opening, aimed at helping clean up its tarnished  image.

“We went in with an open mind,” writes Ringle, “but our quartet was kicked out after pointing out bugs in not one, not two, but three versions of one simple vodka martini.”

According to Ringle, the first drink was not on the rocks, as ordered, and contained a small fruit fly. The second drink was prepared correctly, but also, as Ringle claims, with a fruit fly.  The third drink came with not one, but three fruit flies, according to the report.

Co-owner Samy Bouzaglo dealt with complaint himself.  The first two times he apparently dealt with the issue cordially enough, but not the last time. Bouzaglo, known for his angry outbursts on "Kitchen Nightmares," kicked the whole party out of the restaurant.

And if that wasn't bad enough...

Quote
Last week, The Arizona Republic reported that Bouzaglo could face deportation after he neglected to disclose information to authorities involving a history of drug and extortion charges in other countries.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 29, 2013, 06:48:13 AM
Drug and extortion charges?

You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 29, 2013, 09:54:06 AM
Drug and extortion charges?

You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?

He is now.   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 29, 2013, 11:07:25 AM

So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation. 

Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 29, 2013, 11:23:06 AM

So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation. 

Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
 

Only the forger knows...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on May 30, 2013, 05:02:38 PM
Slightly NSFW due to indecency, but frikken hilarious (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/32-tips-for-taking-the-perfect-wedding-photo) nonetheless...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 02, 2013, 10:36:49 AM
All via People Cube (http://thepeoplescube.com)

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Children_of_the_Common_Core.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/a-message-from-the-goremons-i1351.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/global-warming-is-man-made-i1327.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/co2-is-a-killer-i1340.jpg)
(http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/reject-voices-tpc-i5070.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Rosie_Riveter_Sandra_Rivete.jpg)
(http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Democrat_Rights_1961_2012.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on June 02, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/turd_polish.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2013, 06:39:06 AM
No amount of polish can hide that turd...but State-Run-Media keeps trying...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on June 04, 2013, 06:38:49 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zl2Imfh-uc0/UazflqoDY0I/AAAAAAACYZs/NlrPgwU19sc/s1600/image001.jpeg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2013, 06:45:47 AM
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on June 04, 2013, 07:03:05 AM
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!

Whole Foods organic rotten tomatoes laced with razor blades.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2013, 07:43:57 AM
The witch should be in a pillory...I can think of a couple of things I'd like to toss at it too!

Whole Foods organic rotten tomatoes laced with razor blades.

That's a good start.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on June 04, 2013, 08:54:39 AM
Power Couple

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christieobaa.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2013, 11:19:12 AM
Just saw that...it is hilarious and disturbing!

These two at IMAO are pretty dang good too!

Here, I think Trap will love this one, I know I do!

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/national-hippy-punching-day.jpg)

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/its-national-hippy-punching-day-aka-frank-js-birthday/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/its-national-hippy-punching-day-aka-frank-js-birthday/)

 ::whoohoo::

And for the Libiot Logic files...

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/alcoholism.jpg)

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/worst-form-of-discrimination-ever/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/worst-form-of-discrimination-ever/)

I hope accomodate means no tickets, no arrests...frequent drinking breaks during the day...can't be fired...

 ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2013, 11:33:59 AM
I like this too...one weak-minded fool makes another one look even more weak-minded and foolish!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=188191 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=188191)

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 04, 2013, 04:31:56 PM
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/national-hippy-punching-day.jpg)

I almost hurt myself laughing, Libertas. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 04, 2013, 09:49:41 PM
I think Jesse if off his meds...or the mix is wrong...either way that was as weak-minded a performance by the self-named The Mind in quite a while...

I hope he runs...2016 needs a buffoon, he'd more than fill those clown shoes!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 04, 2013, 10:37:50 PM
I see him and Trump as a very entertaining face-off.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 05, 2013, 12:07:19 AM
No amount of polish can hide that turd...but State-Run-Media keeps trying...

And it's not so much the way the turd looks. It's the smell. It's always (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-502443_162-4507703-502443.html) been about the smell...

Quote
The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama's, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.

And, no, I had no idea there was a specific day set aside for punching hippies but it's on my calendar now so next year I will be ready.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 05, 2013, 06:44:37 AM
Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 05, 2013, 08:12:22 AM
Quote
even where the press is seated.

(http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/urine_gone_refills_jug.JPG)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 07, 2013, 11:40:47 AM
O'Bongo could use of that in his pants right now MNHawk!

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech (http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech)

And this pic on Drudge...

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/oA1eaZJRNB8va3rRkl3h9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMzI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-06-06T192314Z_1832232633_GM1E967097T01_RTRMADP_3_OBAMA.JPG)

I feel so sorry for that girl!  To have to sit next to that mouth-breathing idiot!

 ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 07, 2013, 03:07:53 PM
O'Bongo could use of that in his pants right now MNHawk!

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech (http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech)

And this pic on Drudge...

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/oA1eaZJRNB8va3rRkl3h9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMzI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-06-06T192314Z_1832232633_GM1E967097T01_RTRMADP_3_OBAMA.JPG)

I feel so sorry for that girl!  To have to sit next to that mouth-breathing idiot!

 ::facepalm::

So the smartest man in the room is beholden to the printed word. We all knew it. No common sense. I bet a conversation with him is an experience.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 07, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
At whom is he flipping the bird this time?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 07, 2013, 04:56:23 PM
At whom is he flipping the bird this time?

The girl. He knows she's smarter than him.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on June 08, 2013, 10:19:29 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L2N5vi7VMfo/UbMK99qccUI/AAAAAAACYcc/JPamBoy5jGg/s1600/Rice.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 09, 2013, 09:40:57 PM
I'd have labeled it best served by tossing it into a river like a Chinese pig!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 12, 2013, 12:06:08 PM
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)

 ::saywhat::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 12, 2013, 01:35:41 PM
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)

 ::saywhat::

 ::hysterical::


I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 12, 2013, 02:05:16 PM
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)

 ::saywhat::

 ::hysterical::


I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.

Or the ones who actually spent money to listen to him....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 12, 2013, 02:21:17 PM
Three way tie!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 12, 2013, 02:31:00 PM
Speaking of pigs...this is hilarious...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682 (http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2531682)

 ::saywhat::

 ::hysterical::




I don't know who is more ignorant....joe biden or the idiots who chose him to speak.

Or the ones who actually spent money to listen to him....

Yep.  People who pay tens of thousands of dollars, for that trophy wall picture, are the dumbest people on the planet, bar none.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 13, 2013, 10:26:18 AM
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Random Thoughts: Legos, Amnesty, and Borders (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/random-thoughts-legos-amnesty-and-borders/)
Posted by Frank J.: June 13, 2013 9:50 am
Kids’ music today is awful and their Lego figurines are too angry.

Idea: Amnesty for all! You just have to go this booth we set up in Mexico to sign up…

We opened ourselves up for these border problems when we let other nations be contiguous to us.

The left better be sure debt won’t collapse the government, because how long will they last with a bunch of angry, armed conservatives and no rule of law?

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Emphasis mine. Its funny because its true.


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 13, 2013, 06:56:57 PM
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Random Thoughts: Legos, Amnesty, and Borders (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/06/random-thoughts-legos-amnesty-and-borders/)
Posted by Frank J.: June 13, 2013 9:50 am
Kids’ music today is awful and their Lego figurines are too angry.

Idea: Amnesty for all! You just have to go this booth we set up in Mexico to sign up…

We opened ourselves up for these border problems when we let other nations be contiguous to us.

The left better be sure debt won’t collapse the government, because how long will they last with a bunch of angry, armed conservatives and no rule of law?

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Emphasis mine. Its funny because its true.




It will be the new reality TV show.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on June 28, 2013, 09:27:32 AM
No, it's not real. But it's still funny and only lasts 30 seconds.

Shark Week 2013 - Snuffy the Seal | Sunday Aug 4 9|8c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnMgX7GiOA#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 28, 2013, 10:05:58 AM
 ::hysterical::

Now that's entertainment!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 28, 2013, 01:00:11 PM
Gabrielle Giffords' dog is jealous.

(http://www.clickorlando.com/image/view/-/19469294/highRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/w9bs5gz/-/giffords-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 30, 2013, 08:16:37 PM
Seals for everybody!

 ::seagalvseals::

(It's just nature doin' what nature does, right?!)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on July 01, 2013, 05:40:58 AM
I always liked this 'The Simpsons' view of those majestic mammals of the sea.  (I also liked the veggie Lisa's look of horror as well as the idea of taking over the casinos.  What can I say, I'm easily amused.)

(http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nuke-the-whales.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 01, 2013, 07:00:42 AM
Yeah, the Red Man has found a new way to scalp the White Man...and proglodyte pol's helped make it possible.

Bomb 'em all!   ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 01, 2013, 07:11:23 AM
Heh, this headline made me chuckle!

"...Glastonbury's night of the living dead..."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352076/Glastonbury-2013-Night-living-dead-Rolling-Stones-rock-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352076/Glastonbury-2013-Night-living-dead-Rolling-Stones-rock-festival.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 09, 2013, 11:30:17 AM
Urban entertainment...

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/)

..yeah, cause like, whitey (and white-lookin' Lationo's) is always looking for some negro's to whack...so whacking whitey be justified and cool, yo.

 ::hysterical::

 ::cussing::  racist morons!

 ::mooning::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 09, 2013, 12:29:45 PM
I saw a funnier thing in the comments

Quote
I sure hope the instructions aren't written in "cursives".

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 09, 2013, 01:00:08 PM
Urban entertainment...

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/09/angry-trayvon-app-sparks-outrage/)

..yeah, cause like, whitey (and white-lookin' Lationo's) is always looking for some negro's to whack...so whacking whitey be justified and cool, yo.

 ::hysterical::

 ::cussing::  racist morons!

 ::mooning::


Again...the comments....LOLOLOL   I loved the one which asked if the game didn't infringe on his Mothers trademarks..... ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 09, 2013, 08:54:00 PM
Something only in a double-standard two-America's kind a way that can be gotten away with...still funny though...

"RACIST? OR FUNNY? Gift Basket Prank" - Gabriel Iglesias (uncensored) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbppTv4pCGQ#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 12, 2013, 10:29:13 PM
This is almost certainly going to be this year's winner of the Annual Ted Baxter Video Journalism Award.

I'm not going to tell you any more about it other than it will almost certainly be one of the funniest things (if not the funniest thing) you will probably see and hear this week. I will also give you fair warning: Do not drink anything anything while watching this. I wish that I could put this up without the preview pane. Just click on it without looking so that you don't spoil the surprise.

Best Punked Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo)

Don't believe it's real?

It is.

Here is the USA Today followup. (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/12/ktvu-gaffe/2513971/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on July 12, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
You have to see this to believe it.  Not only did they print the names without raising any eyebrows, but then the reporter actually says them aloud.  Remember now, these are your intellectual betters.  They're just a liiiitle to sophisticated and cosmopolitan for your flyover-state rednecks.


Asiana Pilots names from KTVU News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo#)


Hat tip: Small Dead Animals (http://www.smalldeadanimals.com)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on July 12, 2013, 10:45:37 PM
Ho Lee Fuk does that not surprise me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 12, 2013, 10:47:48 PM
I posted this a few minutes earlier here. (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5832.msg102515/topicseen.html#msg102515)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on July 12, 2013, 10:51:35 PM
"Appropriate actions will be taken to ensure that such a serious error is not repeated."


 ::laughonfloor::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on July 12, 2013, 11:30:50 PM
Thread merge, dead ahead!  Aye Captain.  Captain Sum Ting Wong.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 13, 2013, 12:07:57 AM
When reality catches up with fiction...

Anchorman - Teleprompter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMXRxNbPvGI#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Fuk No Wei!  KTVU fuk wit yu?!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2013, 09:10:32 AM
And more funny news...

Either Baron Davis is having a bad Percocet reaction or the Percocet isn't playing nice with...crack...smack...whatever...

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/baron-davis-abducted-aliens-article-1.1397660 (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/baron-davis-abducted-aliens-article-1.1397660)

Yeah, if I was an alien with technological advances eons ahead of primitive Earth...I would want to examine Baron Davis...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 16, 2013, 07:39:21 AM
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Obama-Urnial-Prompter.png)

http://im41.com/archives/34286 (http://im41.com/archives/34286)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 16, 2013, 08:35:24 AM
Please, no more yankie KTVU's wankie.  The Donger need food!

Sixteen candles no more yanky my wanky donger need food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-K0eyooQhY#)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on July 18, 2013, 09:28:49 PM
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower... 

The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 19, 2013, 02:02:07 PM
Is that with or without the blade engaged?   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 19, 2013, 02:12:37 PM
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower... 

The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)

Heh.

Might want to read the following ....

http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)

Part i is pretty good, too.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 19, 2013, 04:57:53 PM
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower... 

The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)

Heh.

Might want to read the following ....

http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)

Part i is pretty good, too.

That was an EXCELLENT read and well worth the price of admission. Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on July 19, 2013, 09:52:54 PM
Honda decides to construct a slightly modified version (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/) of their 20hp riding mower... 

The Stig's 130mph lawnmower - Top Gear Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5ldu2jB2E#ws)

Heh.

Might want to read the following ....

http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/old-tractors-versus-new-crap-part-ii/)

Part i is pretty good, too.

That was an EXCELLENT read and well worth the price of admission. Thanks for sharing.



I agree.
I want to buy a tractor now.

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Every time I start my tractor a microscopic wave of common sense reverberates through the cosmos.  OSHA hyperventilates.  Ralph Nader weeps.  Al Gore shudders.  Obama’s teleprompter falls over.  Nancy Pelosi drops kicks her armed bodyguard in the shin.  Michael Bloomberg spills his big gulp.  Domestic aerial drones lose their beaings.  Twitter is delayed a half second.  The NSA accidentally deletes someones’ Facebook profile. I smile!

I got a sewing machine in the late 80's, not because I knew how to sew--what I knew would've filled a thimble--but I had a sense that it would be a needed part of my life as a wife and mother--and it was and is.  Thankfully, it's mostly metal (with some electronic features).  The parts that have broken are plastic (certain levers and the box housing the on/ off swtich)and at this point not replaceable.  And sometimes it's temperamental.  My brother gave my daughter a sewing machine a couple of years ago.  It's mostly plastic (lightweight--mine is heavy) and I was a bit envious of all it's features.  But I can't sew on it.  I've used it occasionally but half the time I'm working on something I have to go back to mine to complete a project. So just when I think I should consider a new machine I realize I would probably be buying a disposal machine.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 20, 2013, 02:04:17 AM
We're hunting now for a tractor, so A.C.'s piece resonated.

So does the sewing machine issue.  Mine is a small portable, and heavy, but with no chips.  Gunsmith tried to get me a newer, bigger one for Christmas from Sears, also with no chips.  They took the money but refunded it when they couldn't deliver.  Could be the consignment/Salvation Army shops might have one worth keeping an eye out for.  At this point, I'd settle for a treadle.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on July 20, 2013, 04:47:11 AM
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Pilgrim’s (proud lack of) Progress? Zen & the Art of F*ck-you-it-works-&-I-don’t care-what-you-think?

I'm hearing Pan's voice as I read that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 20, 2013, 07:53:04 AM
We're hunting now for a tractor, so A.C.'s piece resonated.


A.C.'s Pieces always resonate.   If you search back Far enough A.C. details his a mulitpart series the Saga of fixing his tractor. Back then he used to insert really, really funny pictures and captions into his posts.
 
 Previous owner left me a old Sears Craftsman Lawn Tractor with the house. I  have had all of the fun working on an old tractor without the positive cosmic karma.  He had the thing hotwired too ( the electrical system is all fouled up)  but so far I have had to tear it down the carb (multiple times) , get water out of the engine block, rebuild the starter motor, try to adjust the brakes so they work  ( not sure it can be done-- Sears doesn't sell the pads anymore..) and of course replace the belt and the blades... and all of this time I am hearing A.C.s tractor saga in my head.

I thought long and hard about an antique tractor.  Previous owner tried to sell me one ( for too much)  but the newer ones just have the features you need and want that the oldeer ones don't..especially if the primary user is going to be a woman.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 20, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
Previous owner tried to sell me one ( for too much)  ........

The past few years have really driven up the prices on old tractors.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 24, 2013, 12:38:28 PM
I wish I could sleep, even on the 12 hour flights...

Awkward Flight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3uBZqkVZDA#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 29, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
What's all that humming about?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/29/whats-the-mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-the-world/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/29/whats-the-mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-the-world/)

Just aliens readying their forces for the annihilation of mankind...but they better hurry, leftists are going to beat them to the punch!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 29, 2013, 02:34:54 PM
I can't hear it over the tinnitus ringing in my ears.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 07:11:01 AM
Got that too, huh?  My mother has it bad...guess I got it from her...fortunately mine isn't as bad as hers...yet...it's a relatively light affair right now...I am told the chorus grows louder...so I got that workin' against me...

 ::)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 02, 2013, 07:47:08 AM
OK, this is kinda funny...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/colin-powell-guccifer-email-hack-594321 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/colin-powell-guccifer-email-hack-594321)

How do you reconcile Colon's "Over time the emails became of a very personal nature, but did not result in an affair. Those type of emails ended a few years ago. There was no affair then and there is not one now" with younger Romanian hottie's " the love of her life" comment?

Methinks Colon might have strayed, eh?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on August 08, 2013, 06:22:13 AM
Cat-nado:  Cat wearing shark costume riding robotic vacuum.  Quite well, In might add.

Shark costume wearing cat on a robotic vacuum rides (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJzBLnYjXA#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2013, 06:55:32 AM
Why do people put animals in outfits?   ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 08, 2013, 11:15:36 AM
Probably the from the people who brought us the ghost in the elevator prank...

Brazilian Prank - Living Toys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ortPoV_yE#)

I wonder if anyone ever gets a heart attack during these things?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on August 08, 2013, 11:25:40 AM
I wonder if any of these "Little People" got their azz kicked?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2013, 11:57:41 AM
I wonder if any of these "Little People" got their azz kicked?

 ::hysterical::

Remember Bill Murray in Zombieland?

Just sayin'!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 12, 2013, 11:32:40 AM
I wish I could have seen something like this in person!

 ::whoohoo::

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html)

And stop apologizing for something everybody wanted to see!  Idiots.

Remember, if Obama had a father he'd look like this asshole (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-12/zimbabwes-mugabe-tells-critics-go-hang), so just tell people who don't like it to "go hang"!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 12, 2013, 02:22:39 PM
I wish I could have seen something like this in person!

 ::whoohoo::

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4404230/clowns-obama-stunt-at-missouri.html)

And stop apologizing for something everybody wanted to see!  Idiots.

Remember, if Obama had a father he'd look like this asshole (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-12/zimbabwes-mugabe-tells-critics-go-hang), so just tell people who don't like it to "go hang"!


I notice the comments are disabled.....So, I'll make one here. I'm sure it will be screened. It is a joke. There is no harm in it. It did not make the state look bad. These "clowns" protect riders from injury. They provide safety. Maybe the obamabots should consider the job of the "clowns" and the service they provide. If anything,  makes Obama look good because  in real life he hasn't provided safety for anyone and there are dead Americans in an embassy as proof.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 12, 2013, 02:36:02 PM
(http://static.topnewstoday.org:8080/i5/0/85/54/img_7254850.jpg)

Prancer Golf!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 12, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked. 

Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 12, 2013, 06:55:41 PM
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked. 

Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.


Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 12, 2013, 09:06:57 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/mo-state-fair-bans-rodeo-clown-mocked-obama-183933790.html (http://news.yahoo.com/mo-state-fair-bans-rodeo-clown-mocked-obama-183933790.html)

They banned the guy.   ::facepalm::

Dipsh*ts!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 13, 2013, 06:59:23 AM
(http://static.topnewstoday.org:8080/i5/0/85/54/img_7254850.jpg)

Prancer Golf!

 ::hysterical::

The top reason Obama likes to prance on the golf course is....(drumroll)...to play with balls in the woods!   ::rimshot::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 13, 2013, 07:08:53 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mLux1W8cNFc/Ua6QcRWJz8I/AAAAAAABMWU/hIDSLuGyB7A/s1600/130603-prancercise-celebrity-endorsement.jpg)

Or he's just waiting for a certain someone to play with them.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 13, 2013, 07:32:35 AM
Bwuuuhaahaa!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 13, 2013, 07:34:09 AM
Best Hildabeast bumpersticker?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/q71/s720x720/1002338_145787555629955_766908573_n.jpg)

H/T - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=198246 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=198246)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 13, 2013, 09:33:57 PM
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked. 

Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.


Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.

This thing is pathetic.  Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?!  The whole nation is nucking futs!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 13, 2013, 11:34:05 PM
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked. 

Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.


Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.

This thing is pathetic.  Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?!  The whole nation is nucking futs!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)



So.......the overly sensitive request the sensitivity training..... For someone else......
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 14, 2013, 06:59:33 AM
That story had 6000+ comments the last time I checked. 

Let's just say the premise of the whole story was challenged by 99.999% of the commenters.


Disabled now. Can't challenge the obamabots.

This thing is pathetic.  Banned for life, people resigning left and right, sensitivity training...NAACP calling for an investigation...WTF?!  The whole nation is nucking futs!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/rodeo-clowns-asked-take-sensitivity-training/)



So.......the overly sensitive request the sensitivity training..... For someone else......

Yeah.  My idea of sensitivity training for these asshats...   ::asskicking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 14, 2013, 11:49:04 AM
Support for rodeo clown Tuffy Gessling - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/support-rodeo-clown-tuffy-gessling-facebook-page-collects-over-25000-fans-in-one-day/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/support-rodeo-clown-tuffy-gessling-facebook-page-collects-over-25000-fans-in-one-day/)

I wonder if getting a rodeo clown costume and an Obama mask is going to be difficult or costly this Halloween?

ETA - That tears it, I really got a get this get-up!  I mean if it is being labeled criminally racist by libiots I just have to have it!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/16/missouri-naacp-president-rodeo-clown-committed-a-hate-crime/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/16/missouri-naacp-president-rodeo-clown-committed-a-hate-crime/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 14, 2013, 12:21:24 PM
I'm putting this here because leftists turning on each other is only entertaining to us, nothing tangible will otherwise happen, and it is too hopefull to think participants will do any lasting damage to each other anyway...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/14/obama-is-a-snake-and-we-have-to-turn-on-him-says/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/14/obama-is-a-snake-and-we-have-to-turn-on-him-says/)

Good luck Oliver.

I bet "turning" equals helping the Hildabeast....and she won't change a damn thing either you retarded jackass!

What a moron!   ::hysterical::

 ::mooning::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 15, 2013, 02:13:31 PM
More on the Prancer...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-15/thursday-humor-president-obama-action (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-15/thursday-humor-president-obama-action)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 16, 2013, 07:39:39 AM
And hey, maybe there is hope for some in LA?!

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/kanye-west-gets-booed-during-rare-post-baby-203226885.html (http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/kanye-west-gets-booed-during-rare-post-baby-203226885.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 21, 2013, 01:46:32 PM
 Oh s**t!  (http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/justice-texting-driver-crashes-into-liquid-manure-trailer/)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on August 21, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
Oh s**t!  (http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/justice-texting-driver-crashes-into-liquid-manure-trailer/)

 ::laughonfloor::

Litterally!

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 22, 2013, 10:15:12 AM
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 22, 2013, 02:47:45 PM
Put down your coffee.  Or especially, a carbonated beverage that might back up into orifices God did not mean for it to go.

You've been warned before proceeding to the next post.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 22, 2013, 02:48:46 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the latest in slimming fashion technology.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSORT9aCEAE0YY_.jpg)

Penis chic.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on August 22, 2013, 03:14:38 PM
Wowzers. That burly tranny looks like he's ready to kick some ass. Yes, kick is the word I was thinking of.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on August 22, 2013, 03:28:06 PM
If I'm not mistaken that is the racist Oprah.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on August 22, 2013, 04:20:20 PM
"Does this body make my brains look fat?"

'Okra' is such a correct name for this racist bitch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Besides the penis on her dress, there is something disturbing about her stance.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 23, 2013, 02:47:42 PM
Could also put fins on her and call her Shamu!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on August 23, 2013, 04:42:42 PM
Could also put fins on her and call her Shamu!   ::hysterical::

 ::rolllaughing::  ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 24, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
I think she is packin...... I just don't know what.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 26, 2013, 07:25:55 AM
Sometimes karma, good timing and a camera intersect perfectly...

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bigner.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

I like the comment - "Is that guy from Top Gear?".   ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 26, 2013, 05:36:10 PM
Sometimes ya just GOTTA have the caffeine.

[video=youtube;w94CYd5SjuU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94CYd5SjuU[/video]
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 26, 2013, 07:01:24 PM
Funny Coffee Commercial - Schümos Coffee Ad - HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94CYd5SjuU#ws)

Is that Earl Gray?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 26, 2013, 08:34:29 PM
One eventually comes to realize the rest of the world isn't as uptight, and infected with political correctness, as Obama's America.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on August 27, 2013, 02:23:45 AM
Teabagger!  Or Tea bag her.  I get so confused.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 27, 2013, 06:53:27 AM
Teabagger!  Or Tea bag her.  I get so confused.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 29, 2013, 11:34:33 AM
 ::laughonfloor::

(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Cialis-Ad.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200634 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200634)

 ::hysterical::

And, I don't know what's funnier...this pic or the fact that Putin wants it banned!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-2403692-1B650BE8000005DC-779_634x1056.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200666 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200666)

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 29, 2013, 12:48:17 PM
Looks like reggie is lovin where obummers left has is....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 30, 2013, 11:41:30 AM
(http://evercats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/evercats_colonel_meow_000_06.jpg)
"I am your ruler!  You will obey!" - Colonel Meow

 ::hysterical::

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=fp-tts-900&va=Colonel+Meow (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=fp-tts-900&va=Colonel+Meow)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on September 02, 2013, 04:56:16 PM
Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew watch Miley Cyrus @ the Video Music Awards (http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/10785/captain-kirk-and-the-enterprise-crew-watch-miley-cyrus-vma-performance)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 02, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
 ::laughonfloor::

They got off easy!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 02, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-MfsDoeF-MT8/UiInvK2c0kI/AAAAAAAA9kI/OXvOXDH8d7E/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231317%25255B3%25255D.jpg)

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0 (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0)

via iOwnTheWorld
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 03, 2013, 02:16:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ&feature=player_embedded#t=90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ&feature=player_embedded#t=90)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 03, 2013, 02:27:35 AM
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-MfsDoeF-MT8/UiInvK2c0kI/AAAAAAAA9kI/OXvOXDH8d7E/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231317%25255B3%25255D.jpg)

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0 (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0)

via iOwnTheWorld

Hilarious. I liked this pic better, though...

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/-HXmEaR1Dmyg/UiInyjRxoEI/AAAAAAAA9k4/1hhIiTpDuSE/s1600/Screenshot%252520Studio%252520capture%252520%2525231320%25255B4%25255D.jpg)

It's sort of like "The Emperor's New Clothes" except we are, thankfully, spared the visual torment of a naked FLOTUS.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on September 03, 2013, 07:15:35 AM
The Star Trek is epic.  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 03, 2013, 09:04:24 PM
Top Twenty Wisecracks About John Kerry's and Chuck Hagel's Catastrophic Senate Testimony


20. John Kerry looks like Frankenstein had sex with George Hamilton and then someone botched his plastic surgery and left a Boot in his chin

 19. Incidentally, Kerry speaks French like Kerry earned all three purple hearts. He rode both of those myths for 40 years.

 One of Kerry's Purple Hearts was awarded for, and I am quoting his military records, "A Case of the Mondays"

 18. So a horse walked up to John Kerry and asked "Why the Botox face?"

 17. Kerry's face looks like the footballs they used to use when they were too ckufing stupid to wear helmets

 16. Shorter Chuck Hagel: This is the first war in ten years that the Jews didn't trick us into war so Let's Do This

 15. Shorter John Kerry: Obama does not support a total remodel of Syria, but he does want to give the place some color with Accent Bombings

 14. Kerry: Obama wants only a limited war, unless this mission which is designed to fail to achieve any purpose fails to achieve any purpose

 13. Kerry: Obama will not puts boots on the ground, unless this mission fails, which it is expressly designed to do, and what are the odds of that?

 12. Martin Bashir has the first erection he's had since he checked out Michael Jackon's Rumpus Room

 11. Shorter Kerry: Can you imagine the horror of Assad being left in power which is exactly what our plan is?

 10. Ambassador Rice just put out the word that Kerry's and Hagel's testimony was caused by a YouTube video

 9. John Kerry: I dream of one day having a Middle East as stable and imperturbable as my forehead

 8. If you took the best parts of Kerry and Hagel, you'd have one modestly intelligent man whose face didn't look like an Ogre's plunder sack

 7. John McCain asked to revise and extend the footjob he was giving John Kerry

 6. John Kerry: Obama knows how to distinguish Al Qaeda jihadis from "moderate democrats" just like he did in Benghazi when he hired terrorists as security guards

 5. I could just sit here quoting Democrats' words to them all day but as they plainly never believed a syllable of them, what's the point?

 4. Alice just emailed me to say she's going back to Wonderland because "this sh*t is wack"

 3. Obama's getting his War Card punched like he's already got that free sandwich picked out

 2. Obama's plan is just to bomb random countries until the Nobel Prize Committee gets him a green Masters jacket

...and the number one wisecrack about Kerry and Hagel's testimony...

 1. Evolution of US Foreign Policy, 1946-present

 1946-2000: Realism
 2001-2008: Neconservative idealism
 2009-2012: Neointernationalism
 2013: "YOLO" Doctrine

H/T - Ace (http://minx.cc/?post=343070)

Bonus Pic -

http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/374917860637683712/photo/1 (http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/374917860637683712/photo/1)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 03, 2013, 09:53:55 PM
Team of nitwits! 

(http://www.powerlineblog.com/admin/ed-assets/2013/09/Bush-Situation-Room.jpg)
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/09/team-of-nitwits-hacked.php (http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/09/team-of-nitwits-hacked.php)

No comment from Spock...he's still stroked out from the Miley Cyrus incident!

(http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/tos-025-spock-is-infected-by-t/320x240.jpg)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 03, 2013, 10:31:36 PM
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)

Why do I detest hippies? Let me count the ways...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTPhrINIIAAsvq-.jpg)

Image stolen from AoS.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on September 03, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)

Why do I detest hippies? Let me count the ways...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTPhrINIIAAsvq-.jpg)

Image stolen from AoS.
I could not decide whether to laugh or cry.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 04, 2013, 07:06:51 AM
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 04, 2013, 09:12:33 AM
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::

Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on September 04, 2013, 09:29:08 AM
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::

Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.

What? You didn't copy and paste it into a word doc?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 04, 2013, 09:51:10 AM
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::

Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.

What? You didn't copy and paste it into a word doc?

Ack. You are right. April Winchell has betrayed us. I don't see the archive anywhere.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on September 04, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
She's kind of a cute hippie.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 04, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
She's kind of a cute hippie.

Musicians!  Jeesh, they never change!   ::pokeineye::   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on September 04, 2013, 12:34:55 PM
I smell (no pun intended) troll hippy.  Where's the excessive body hair, piercings, lack of hygiene, and tats?

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 04, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
She's kind of a cute hippie.

Musicians!  Jeesh, they never change!   ::pokeineye::   ;D

Heheheh.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 04, 2013, 02:07:31 PM
So I actually wrote April Winchell and asked if she is putting the Regretsy Archive back up. Somewhere or someday.
In the meantime she had this picture posted...

(http://www.aprilwinchell.com/files/2013/09/tumblr_msasmwS6Lh1s4vdyfo1_400.gif)


UPDATE:  April emailed me back - almost immediately in fact.  She says off line for now.. and she is taking a break, so she is not sure when its going to be back up.. point is, at some point it will probably return..


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 04, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
So I actually wrote April Winchell and asked if she is putting the Regretsy Archive back up. Somewhere or someday.
In the meantime she had this picture posted...

(http://www.aprilwinchell.com/files/2013/09/tumblr_msasmwS6Lh1s4vdyfo1_400.gif)


UPDATE:  April emailed me back - almost immediately in fact.  She says off line for now.. and she is taking a break, so she is not sure when its going to be back up.. point is, at some point it will probably return..


A before and after pic...I like it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 05, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
Yeah, kinda like Linda Blair before and after!!!   ::speechless::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 05, 2013, 02:00:27 PM
I finally broke down and watched the complete video.

My assessment is: When you have no singing talent, you better do something to take the viewers mind off your voice. She was horrible. Pitchy, off key. She can't sing.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 06, 2013, 06:43:58 AM
I finally broke down and watched the complete video.

My assessment is: When you have no singing talent, you better do something to take the viewers mind off your voice. She was horrible. Pitchy, off key. She can't sing.

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on September 06, 2013, 10:51:20 AM
John McCain's Online Poker Fever Is Spreading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh-6YGwTvFI#)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 09, 2013, 05:19:46 PM
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes?  They have reruns on TNT.  Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one.  There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".

The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)

Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 09, 2013, 06:12:05 PM
Quote
"B.  Didn't you wear that like five years ago?"

"So?"

"So don't you think you should move on?"

"I like it."

The scene was from 2009, and Serenity was released in 2005, with filming probably over in 2004, making the time difference that magic 5 years.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 09, 2013, 06:30:30 PM
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes?  They have reruns on TNT.  Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one.  There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".

The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)

Heh!

That has to be an early Castle; his face is still thin in it.  Ole Nathan has put on a few pounds since then and his face has filled out too.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 10, 2013, 06:50:50 AM
Y'all ever watch Castle episodes?  They have reruns on TNT.  Adam Baldwin played a lunatic cop in one episode, Gino Torres was in one.  There was an episode where Castle (Fillion) spoke Chinese and when asked about it responded he got it "from a TV show he used to like".

The opening scene on this one is funny, another reference to Firefly -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)

Heh!

That has to be an early Castle; his face is still thin in it.  Ole Nathan has put on a few pounds since then and his face has filled out too.

Yup.  The 2012-2013 episodes sport a beefier Nathan...do I take it that Pan no longer finds Mr. Fillion attractive?   ::pokeineye::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 10, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
No, I don't, but it's got nothing to do with the extra "beef"; it's because he's an Obongo-dope.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 10, 2013, 11:24:13 AM
In Hollyweird the list of anti-Obongo-dope's is quite small.   ::facepalm::

Nice to see you hold to your standards!   ::thumbsup::

(I would expect nothing else!)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 10, 2013, 11:35:56 AM
 ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 10, 2013, 05:36:09 PM
It's hard to believe that this was made by leftists but I guess it had to be...conservatives just can't do this sort of thing. Not and make it be funny.

Help Kickstart World War III! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 11, 2013, 07:22:56 AM
Yeah...maybe they'll cue that up for real?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 11, 2013, 12:08:51 PM
(https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/616/8057/original.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 11, 2013, 12:24:19 PM
(https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/616/8057/original.jpg)

I also believe a sheep is involved.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 11, 2013, 12:29:03 PM

I also believe a sheep is involved.

that I don't want to see
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 11, 2013, 12:33:25 PM
Sheep Protest! - FREAKING HILARIOUS!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 11, 2013, 12:45:27 PM
Sheep Protest! - FREAKING HILARIOUS!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY#ws)


This reminds me of the million muslim march or an Obama campaign rally.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 12, 2013, 06:53:11 AM
 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 12, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
(http://richardbaris.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/liberals-attack-guns.jpg)

(http://i.qkme.me/3sbglh.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 12, 2013, 02:12:11 PM
(http://richardbaris.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/liberals-attack-guns.jpg)

(http://i.qkme.me/3sbglh.jpg)


Who is Bloomberg kidding.....he isn't responsible enough today to do anything.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 12, 2013, 07:40:45 PM
Okay, I'm going to be gauche and quote myself because I think I made a good funny.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/11/Bloomberg-May-Be-Courting-McAuliffe-to-Bring-More-Gun-Control-to-Virginia#comment-1039071867 (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/11/Bloomberg-May-Be-Courting-McAuliffe-to-Bring-More-Gun-Control-to-Virginia#comment-1039071867)


Quote
SWohio

What is: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result?
   

RickZ > SWohio
 
Voting Democrat.

Bada-boom!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 13, 2013, 12:26:24 AM

Bada-boom!

Nice!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 13, 2013, 09:07:35 AM
LOL!  [Edit:  NSFW]

Davi vs. Psy - Gangland vs. Gangnam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPpjrBN_xc#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 16, 2013, 11:47:05 AM
(http://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/diplomacy.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203614 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203614)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 16, 2013, 11:51:52 AM
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Putin-Obama-Photoshop.jpg)

http://im41.com/archives/38435 (http://im41.com/archives/38435)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on September 17, 2013, 07:31:39 PM
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Putin-Obama-Photoshop.jpg)

http://im41.com/archives/38435 (http://im41.com/archives/38435)

 ::hysterical::

Definitely the all time winner.  Leading from behind, indeed.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 17, 2013, 08:12:01 PM
I got a round to watching Rick's video...nice ending!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 18, 2013, 02:32:49 AM
Ultimate Spell Check FAIL* (http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/slice/2013/sep/16/when-anal-way-go/) For Journalist.

The comments that follow the article "When Anal Is The Way To Go" are pretty good. (the author meant "analogue")

Samples:

"Sure it seems like a good idea, until you're actually in the act and there's an... accident... I'd say it's only the way to go if you plan ahead and your partner takes care to clean out first."

"I would need a lot of beer for that."

And my personal favorite:

"Well, that was unexpected." followed by "I'm pretty sure it's expected when it happens."

*I get the idea, though, that he did this on purpose because no one was reading his stuff.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 18, 2013, 06:57:12 AM
Ultimate Spell Check FAIL* (http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/slice/2013/sep/16/when-anal-way-go/) For Journalist.

The comments that follow the article "When Anal Is The Way To Go" are pretty good. (the author meant "analogue")

Samples:

"Sure it seems like a good idea, until you're actually in the act and there's an... accident... I'd say it's only the way to go if you plan ahead and your partner takes care to clean out first."

"I would need a lot of beer for that."

And my personal favorite:

"Well, that was unexpected." followed by "I'm pretty sure it's expected when it happens."

*I get the idea, though, that he did this on purpose because no one was reading his stuff.

Hmmm....wonder who Max Artifice might be?  They posted our site in their post.   ::thinking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 19, 2013, 11:26:52 PM
Hmmm....wonder who Max Artifice might be?  They posted our site in their post.   ::thinking::

He's the guy that we hired to do the viral marketing for this site.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 19, 2013, 11:29:40 PM
President Golfsalot opens a cold one after a really hard day on the links...

(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2091/3zjf.png)

(those are the fingers from his white side of the family)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 23, 2013, 11:37:47 AM
Heh, good one Trap!  LOL!

Oh, and thanks for the Max info.

And check this out, should be right up your alley!

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/)

Pull!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 23, 2013, 12:17:25 PM
Heh, good one Trap!  LOL!

Oh, and thanks for the Max info.

And check this out, should be right up your alley!

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/forget-punching-hippies-hippie-skeet-is-where-its-at/)

Pull!

 ::hysterical::


That's funny. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 24, 2013, 11:54:52 AM
Homosexual Photos Of Obama Surface

(http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2019aff95045a970d-500wi)

Young Barack Obama and unidentified boyfriend

http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/09/homosexual-photos-of-obama-surface.html (http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/09/homosexual-photos-of-obama-surface.html)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 24, 2013, 10:35:04 PM
That person in the picture with Owebama looks like Mooch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 24, 2013, 10:39:09 PM
Are Wookies androgynous?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 24, 2013, 10:56:43 PM
Well, Mooch is certainly packing, IYKWIMAITYD.

(http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge-e1273238194417.jpg)

Here's your androgyny, fashion faux pas (to be kind) and all.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe trying to be a fashion plate and failing miserably is a trait of the androgynous.

(http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab40/katiepavlich/Screenshot2012-04-02at74222AM.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 25, 2013, 03:56:51 AM
It's a trait of the hopelessly vain and self centered. I will never understand the fascination/worship of the left with this person. She isn't even vaguely attractive and I can say that because there are dozens of high profile black women who are so it's not like there's nothing to base a comparison on.

Sure, there are uglier women out there. But to fawn over this person like she is some kind of fashion model is pretty damned stupid. I mean, I don't remember anyone, right or left or whatever, making this kind of noise over Barbara Bush (and for good reason). But then Barbara Bush had the class to not parade around in designer dresses and pants suits, either. This is a pretty ordinary looking first lady who goes out of her way to dress in such a way to draw attention to the fact that she is pretty ordinary looking.

A lot of people will (well, probably won't but should) look back on this with embarrassed regret in a few years.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on September 25, 2013, 05:50:07 AM
It's a Cult of Personalities, Trap, nothing more, with some idealized projection thrown in.  Because proggies do worship Owebama as their Lard and Sewage, with the wife worship going along for the ride, they think we conservatives worship Bush as well.  That is why there are all those still living in the Fruticis culpam est ('It's Bush's Fault!') world, where Bush is responsible for everything bad that happens in the Owebama Administration.  Look at their position on chemical weapons.  Saddam had them, and only he and no other party in Iraq had them, and he used them on the Kurds.  But there were no WMDs in Iraq, no sirree, none at all.  Why . . . Bush lied!  They became ankle-biters in that war.  But Syria is much more serious and besides, conservatives like war so what's the problem?  They think by insulting Bush, we will get our panties in a twist, when Bush was not a conservative at all, just a hated Republican.  On top of that, we have hero worship, like with Reagan, but not idolization as we are smart enough to realize he was a man and fallible.  Very much unlike their god-like worship of Owebama, a tenet of faith in their Progressive religion.

The perils of Cults of Personality used to be taught in schools.  Now schools actually foment such cultish behavior.  Mmm!  Mmm  Mmm!

The proggies in the Political/Media/Education complex will have to suffer lead ventilation poisoning if we are to have any hope, any hope whatsoever.  Just throwing them out of office does not suffice as they can still come back to bite us.  Yes, a Joe McCarthy HUAC, rooting out the proggies in our society.

I swear if I ever get to a TEA Party rally, I'm going to piss off a lot of the milquetoast participants with signage like this:

Wanted:  Dead or Alive
     Picture

     Reward
Thanks of a Grateful Nation

with the pictures being the various proggies who need to go:  Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Reid, Wasserman-Schultz, et.al.  If pictures of Bush with a Hitler mustache are within the realm of political discourse, so is my idea of protest signage.  I'm long past being tired of this shyt and really don't care what anyone thinks anymore.  With Kerry thinking he can sign our gun rights away to the UN, with the Jack@ss Party thinking they can control every aspect of my life, with cutouts for special groups under OwebamaCare, enough is enough.  I'm tired of mincing words.  Owebama must be eliminated with extreme prejudice -- and alacrity.  I'm done talking in euphemisms.

"These are the times that try men's souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. . . . Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph."

Time to emulate some real radicals and find our collective set.

I'm still trying to figure out how to have a tax protest idea of mine spread.  I want taxpayers to fill out the OwebamaCare form that will be a part of our 1040s thusly:  Write across the form, 'Fukc Obama' and 'Fukc the IRS', leaving the rest blank, then sign it.  Attach a small slip of paper the size of a W-2, which reads 'The information on this form is true as filed.  I have done nothing wrong.  I plead the Fifth.  If it works for the IRS, it works for me.'  If 150-200 million tax returns had such wording, or something similar, some Fedcoat somewhere would take notice -- and be put on notice.  Like I said, I'm tired and long past caring.  No regrets.  I have but one life to give for my Country, so let it be a worthwhile death.  Defeating progressivism in this Country is, if it comes to it, a worthwhile death.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 25, 2013, 07:17:10 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how to have a tax protest idea of mine spread.  I want taxpayers to fill out the OwebamaCare form that will be a part of our 1040s thusly:  Write across the form, 'Fukc Obama' and 'Fukc the IRS', leaving the rest blank, then sign it.  Attach a small slip of paper the size of a W-2, which reads 'The information on this form is true as filed.  I have done nothing wrong.  I plead the Fifth.  If it works for the IRS, it works for me.'  If 150-200 million tax returns had such wording, or something similar, some Fedcoat somewhere would take notice -- and be put on notice.  Like I said, I'm tired and long past caring.  No regrets.  I have but one life to give for my Country, so let it be a worthwhile death.  Defeating progressivism in this Country is, if it comes to it, a worthwhile death. - RickZ


Bravo!!!
 ::clapping:: 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 25, 2013, 01:54:22 PM
A few years ago my library invited an author to speak who had written a book on how Michelle was this fashionista.  I couldn't believe anyone would think that enough to write a book.  Found out it was some journalist trying to get extra cred I think. I wish I'd gone just to see who was in the audience.

At best Michelle is ordinary.  Except for her evening wear she looks like she buys her clothes at TJ Maxx or JC Penneys.  Nothing wrong with that; that's where I go. So like I said ordinary.

 ::thinking:: ::facepalm::

Wait a minute.

I'm a fashion icon too!!!   ::danceban:: ::bustamove:: ::danceban::


(Except I'm not black and have to prove I'm ordinary and know how to get dressed which then because I'm black gets elevated to supreme, wonderful dresser!)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 25, 2013, 09:32:37 PM
Via Despair.com where of course you can buy em..some old favorites with some new ones.  Maybe some of these should be converted to smilie icons.

(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/changemafiademotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/obstaclesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/mercydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/survivaldemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/incompetencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/pessimismdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/maturitydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/inflationdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/feardemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/indifferencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/effortdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/excusesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/corruptiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/bailoutsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/selfesteemdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/congressdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/dysfunctiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/governmentdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/potentialdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/prioritiesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/limitationsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/consistencydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/insightdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/burnoutdemotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on September 25, 2013, 09:49:25 PM
Via Despair.com where of course you can buy em..some old favorites with some new ones.  Maybe some of these should be converted to smilie icons.

(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/changemafiademotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/obstaclesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/mercydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/survivaldemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/incompetencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/pessimismdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/maturitydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/inflationdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/feardemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/indifferencedemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/effortdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/excusesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/corruptiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/bailoutsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/selfesteemdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/congressdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/dysfunctiondemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/governmentdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/potentialdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/prioritiesdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/limitationsdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/consistencydemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/insightdemotivator.jpg)
(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/burnoutdemotivator.jpg)
'
'
These are SOOOOOOO awesome! I wish I knew some idiots that could read. I would show them these pics.....and then spend many hours trying to explain the concepts...but...if even ONE understood it would be worth it. Otherwise, they would remain Democrats.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 26, 2013, 12:43:45 AM
I've bought several of their items.  I have the Insight one in a frame on my kitchen shelf.

I've always said if I had an office and I was a boss I'd have a half dozen of these on my walls to intimidate the heck out of people.

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 26, 2013, 07:24:31 AM
Oh hey, LV?  You didn't have to risk going into that event and expose yourself to possible contagion and likely angst...you could have just sat in the parking lot and taken pics of the poor souls attending that joke!

And, my contributions -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/mistakes.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/stupid.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/losing.jpg)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 26, 2013, 12:01:30 PM
Oh hey, LV?  You didn't have to risk going into that event and expose yourself to possible contagion and likely angst...you could have just sat in the parking lot and taken pics of the poor souls attending that joke!


 ::facepalm::

I almost got the Mistakes skin for my laptop.  I love that one.  I wimped out and got the Individuality one instead. Next time I'm getting that one.

Shoot looks like they don't have mine any more. This is on my laptop. I especially enjoy it when I'm at the library and all the high school students are there.

A picture of a snowflake.

Individuality.
Always remember you are unique.

Just like everyone else.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 26, 2013, 12:04:28 PM


A picture of a snowflake.

Individuality.
Always remember you are unique.

Just like everyone else.

(http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/individualitydemotivator.jpg)

Look under "retired" demotivators.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 26, 2013, 12:12:10 PM
Thanks. I didn't see that. Their search feature came up with nothing when I typed it in. (And I spelled it correctly)

Haven't been their in awhile-some fun new things.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 27, 2013, 08:15:45 AM
Good one.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 01, 2013, 01:20:13 AM
rayra's 'government shutdown' banner over at GCP.

(http://www.grouchyconservativepundits.org/frontpage/mainbanner.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on October 01, 2013, 06:23:47 AM
Heh.  Nice.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 01, 2013, 07:12:54 AM
Yeah...if only the spying on citizens stopped.... 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 02, 2013, 02:40:33 PM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/641/5278/original.jpg)

(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/641/5179/original.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 06, 2013, 10:16:11 PM
Pic of the week at GP -

Tied to this story - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/)

 ::hysterical::

Dracobama!

 ::laughonfloor::

“He dwells in the dark like a blood sucking ghoul,
But Dracobama is naught but a fool.
He stamps his feet like a petulant child,
As around the world he is laughingly reviled.

On our WWII vets fear he tried to impart,
But our military heroes drove a stake through his heart.
Against Dracobama no garlic is needed,
As the garden of tyranny soon will be weeded.

You’ll learn Dracobama the American people
Will not cower from you like meek little Sheeple.
Our resolve to defeat you will never soften,
So take your fake fangs and head back to your coffin.”
- See more at: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/#sthash.jxUSY0sc.dpuf (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/wicked-canada-free-press-says-head-back-to-your-coffin-dracobama/#sthash.jxUSY0sc.dpuf)

Heh, good stuff!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 07, 2013, 06:55:18 AM
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/20131006_obamaville.jpg)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/sunday-humor-welcome-obamaville (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/sunday-humor-welcome-obamaville)

And for your viewing entertainment...the laziest postal delivery clown in the nation -

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/americas-laziest-postman-or-what-essential-government-money-spent (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-06/americas-laziest-postman-or-what-essential-government-money-spent)

 ::facepalm::

Time to place spikes in the lawn...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 10, 2013, 11:36:24 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=207697 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=207697)
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 10, 2013, 11:48:14 AM
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/CNNHongKong-450x227.png)

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cnn-geography/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cnn-geography/)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 23, 2013, 02:13:46 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXDtrAdCMAAePPu.jpg:large)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on October 23, 2013, 06:10:46 PM
Oh the Øbamanity!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 23, 2013, 09:34:17 PM
Hope this hasn't been posted before, but this newbie still gets a kick out of them...

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/jailcells.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/jailcells.jpg.html)

We can only hope !!!!

And, our 'intelligent VP' look alike;

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0011.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0011.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 24, 2013, 06:53:58 AM
Oh the Øbamanity!

That jug-eared silhouette of the SCoaMF made me snort! 

 ::hysterical::

Hey Rusty...we shoud be so lucky...or is it they should be so lucky?!

And damn, that sourpuss looks a lot like the veep!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 24, 2013, 07:04:15 AM
If I was Walter, I'd be pissed off at the comparison.  After all, one's a comedian's dummy and one's a dummy comedian.

This 'separated at birth' pic has Biden with a matching eyebrow slant and downturned frown.

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4510051871820849&w=250&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 24, 2013, 09:40:49 AM
The bestest Halloween costume.

Baby LED light suit halloween costume preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkBDRUO8hAo#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 25, 2013, 08:00:10 AM
(http://cdn.meme.li/i/mbzds.jpg)

 ::guitar::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 11:44:56 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=209890 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=209890)

 ;D

And it helps grow strong healthy ducks.

 ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 11:48:45 AM
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 25, 2013, 11:56:06 AM
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)

C'mon lazybones, quit making me click to a website.  My mouse hand is tired.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 12:01:57 PM
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/cartoon-of-the-day-fix-2/)

C'mon lazybones, quit making me click to a website.  My mouse hand is tired.

Damn, now my eyes are squinting!   ::pokeineye::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 25, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Click on the pic, it gets larger.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 12:10:47 PM
Whoa!  Hey, that's like...magic.

Your Tech Fu is superior!   ::bows::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on October 25, 2013, 12:12:56 PM
"Puppies vs. Door Stoppers Compilation" || CFS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DLlTYA4ww#)

by CrazyFunnyStuffCFS via http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 12:16:18 PM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/golfclap1_zps0118ff61.gif)

ETA - Reminds me of this...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/fit_zps6ff567e9.gif)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 25, 2013, 01:01:40 PM
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1377084_10202207508413513_602117092_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 25, 2013, 02:42:11 PM
Is that that jackass Blarney Fwank?  He didn't kick from ass-cancer yet?   ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on October 26, 2013, 12:30:34 AM
Is that that jackass Blarney Fwank?  He didn't kick from ass-cancer yet?   ::facepalm::

Sadly, Bawney Fwank is still above the dirt.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 26, 2013, 07:09:08 AM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/670/7705/original.jpg?w=600&h=480)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 27, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Tiger - "My way is more fun and pisses off a hellova lot less folk!"

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 28, 2013, 08:32:36 AM
Wonder what they will be running for?

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/weiner-holder-2016-ticket1_zpse345dc07.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/weiner-holder-2016-ticket1_zpse345dc07.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 28, 2013, 09:02:10 AM
Administrators of the new Bill Clinton Rape Crisis Center, in Little Rock.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 28, 2013, 10:16:47 AM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/673/5869/original.jpg)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 28, 2013, 11:28:07 AM
Get Fascist Insurance!

I'll pass.

And damn, is that one butt-fugly chick!   ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 28, 2013, 11:45:10 AM
Such an open-ended question...what will they be running for?

 ::thinking::

My knee-jerk gosh-I-hope-so answer is "their lives"!

 ::evilbat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 29, 2013, 01:58:35 AM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/674/1148/original.jpg?w=600&h=480)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 29, 2013, 06:31:12 AM
More truth than fiction ----

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 29, 2013, 06:47:33 AM
Politicians should not be changed often, rather they should be turned into compost once.

Quote
"God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion.  The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure." ~ Thomas Jefferson, From November 13, 1787, letter to William S. Smith

I'd say we're a couple of hundred years overdue for that rebellion.  I can only hope that a rebellion by the people becomes Barry's 'legacy'.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 29, 2013, 07:33:32 AM
Agreed.  We are up to our ears in would-be fertilizer, feed the tree!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 30, 2013, 06:04:41 AM
No need for any comment from me, but feel free---

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/bumper-sticker-kenya-idiot1_zps51def2a9.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/bumper-sticker-kenya-idiot1_zps51def2a9.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2013, 07:46:15 AM
Let's see...  ::thinking::  ...send us your poor...tired...

Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"...   ::gaah::

Return to sender!

 ::asskicking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on October 30, 2013, 10:27:53 AM
Let's see...  ::thinking::  ...send us your poor...tired...

Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"...   ::gaah::

Return to sender!

 ::asskicking::
If only we could send him back using just blunt force trauma to his ass but of course, he'd enjoy that, just ask Reggie.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2013, 11:31:35 AM
Let's see...  ::thinking::  ...send us your poor...tired...

Hey, nothing in there about "village idiots!"...   ::gaah::

Return to sender!

 ::asskicking::
If only we could send him back using just blunt force trauma to his ass but of course, he'd enjoy that, just ask Reggie.

 ::hysterical::

Strap his ass Wyle E Coyote style to the side of a rocket...bet Reggie never did that!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 30, 2013, 03:15:17 PM
(http://frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Foden20131030-B.Lie20131029060201-450x340.jpg?w=600&h=480)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: OldSailor on October 30, 2013, 07:17:29 PM
More truth than fiction ----

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/politicians-diapers-sticker1_zps0d2915a6.jpg.html)

Yup.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 31, 2013, 06:53:53 AM
Again, I think this says everything !!!

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/obama-answer-bumper1_zps397a2ec3.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/obama-answer-bumper1_zps397a2ec3.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on October 31, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FqXgsRKA7WI/UnIqdNKzRqI/AAAAAAACeQc/Jfip9YFYO6o/s1600/TrickyTreat.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on October 31, 2013, 08:49:57 AM
great cartoon
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 31, 2013, 11:46:55 AM
That is awesome!  Gotta steal Obama that!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 01, 2013, 06:09:16 AM
If you are brave enough to watch the obamination sometime on TV , maybe this will help from (http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/puke-2.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/puke-2.gif.html)

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/bingo_zpsa72c32da.png) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/bingo_zpsa72c32da.png.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 01, 2013, 12:05:11 PM
(http://www.ilovebacon.com/storage/102413-twerk.jpg)
Twerk out of a ticket?  LOL!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210800 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210800)

ObamaCare + Idiocracy =

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/BALLS.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210842 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=210842)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 01, 2013, 03:42:36 PM
Remy: Healthcare Mash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaC1lk7KVzI#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 02, 2013, 03:29:40 AM
(http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/properties/benson/art_images/cg527259dd89a88.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 02, 2013, 07:02:16 AM
(http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/hillary-2016-what-diff-600x338.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 02, 2013, 07:50:03 AM
(http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/hillary-2016-what-diff-600x338.png)

Man, that's creepy. But I bet Hitlary has that effect on a lot of people.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 03, 2013, 05:24:03 AM
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/go-green-recyle-congress1_zps6e3d9ad1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/go-green-recyle-congress1_zps6e3d9ad1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 03, 2013, 11:36:23 AM
Sybil and the chick in the Exorcist looked less scary!   ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 04, 2013, 08:36:45 AM
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/blondjoke.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/blondjoke.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 04, 2013, 08:40:39 AM
I don't get it.......

  ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 04, 2013, 11:03:53 AM
I don't get it.......

  ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::thumbsup::

   ::gaah::
Knew it would be over your top knot pilgrim ---- ya 'old fart.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 04, 2013, 01:13:22 PM
Very funny, Rusty.   ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 04, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/smallestminority/Aromatherapy.jpg)

Courtesy of TSM (http://www.smallestminority.blogspot.com/2013/11/not-shotgunner.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on November 05, 2013, 12:11:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 05, 2013, 07:01:45 AM
I love the smell of gunpowder!   ::cool::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on November 05, 2013, 08:22:31 AM
Funny (http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/star-wars-invades-thomas-kinkade-paintings/) via instapundit

I would so buy a puzzle of this one:

(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Wars-on-Kinkade-3.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 05, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
I love the aroma of the smoke of spent gunpowder!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 05, 2013, 11:20:36 AM
That's a dastardly thing to do to Kincaid's...but funny as heck!   ::hysterical::

Where can I get a dog like that?   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 05, 2013, 11:59:31 AM
(http://www.investors.com/image/TOON110555555555.gif.cms)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 05, 2013, 05:55:57 PM
Could this have been the idea for the computer term 'brain fart' ?

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: OldSailor on November 05, 2013, 06:10:31 PM
Could this have been the idea for the computer term 'brain fart' ?

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Brainfart_zpscdcabc02.jpg.html)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 06, 2013, 05:32:49 AM
More truth than fiction

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Play_Outside_zps8a10eb37.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Play_Outside_zps8a10eb37.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on November 06, 2013, 07:55:16 AM
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131024MichaelRamirez-450x320.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 06, 2013, 08:06:12 AM
(http://www.investors.com/image/ramirez-110613-lyingggggg.gif.cms)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 06, 2013, 08:16:20 AM
Should have me walking in and cutting the cord and slaming the window down and shutting the blinds.'

Then, lock the rest of the doors and windows.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on November 06, 2013, 09:14:30 PM
Obamacare by morning, over...........6.........people........served.

Obamacare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsiIz15KyEk#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 07, 2013, 06:40:23 AM
Look alikes?  You decide

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on November 07, 2013, 06:40:54 AM
Obamacare by morning, over...........6.........people........served.

Obamacare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsiIz15KyEk#)

Leave it to a bunch of hillbillys to understand the situation. The look on Taylor swifts face ( stupid, don't date Kennedy's) and lib Keith urban didn't look to pleased either. Of course, the entire country music community can now look forward to an IRS visit.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 07, 2013, 07:06:47 AM
Look alikes?  You decide

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)

I dunno man, the raptor still looks more warm and cuddly to me...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on November 07, 2013, 01:12:12 PM
Look alikes?  You decide

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/image0077.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/image0077.jpg.html)

I dunno man, the raptor still looks more warm and cuddly to me...

Both are staring at their next meal.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 08, 2013, 06:56:53 AM
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)

...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 08, 2013, 07:58:52 AM
Wonder who???

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 09, 2013, 08:06:31 AM
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Image_zps6ce84470.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Image_zps6ce84470.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 10, 2013, 06:46:37 AM
Wonder who???

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/e47165a7-cf99-4d71-9a93-360583576af9_zpsedd5d215.jpg.html)

This may be the pic of the actual kiss happening....and as to who??? what difference is there between one dem pos and another?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 10, 2013, 08:34:49 AM
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)

...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!

That was a 19 year old punk in a stolen car.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 11, 2013, 06:23:03 AM
This just has to be a typical Obama voter in Chitcago...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/thursday-humor-escape-chicago)

...I guess this is why they hate guns there...dipsh*ts are to be allowed to get away with whatever...a nice 12g pump loaded with buckshot would've done a fine job in this instance!

That was a 19 year old punk in a stolen car.

Would-be Obama son.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 15, 2013, 04:26:46 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZFTPD1CUAENUYa.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 15, 2013, 07:06:21 AM
Wonder if he uses lambskin condoms?   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 15, 2013, 11:47:21 AM
Chris Christie Airlifted To Safety (http://im41.com/archives/41338)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 15, 2013, 02:46:03 PM
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/HEALTH_O_RAMA_obama.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on November 15, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
Everybody has the right to be stupid...some people just abuse the privilege (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Everybody-has-the-right-to-be-stupidsome-people-just-abuse-the-privilege/334177204156)

more funny sayings at the link...some NSFW

thanks!  Link fixed. (trying to do 2 things at once!)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on November 15, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
Everybody has the right to be stupid...some people just abuse the privilege (http://static.sixflags.com/readtosucceed/Y20132014/ReadToSucceed_Student_Reading_Log_20132014.pdf)

more funny sayings at the link...some NSFW

LV: I think you might want to check your link(s). I'm hoping that you didn't get it mixed up and the NSFW one sent to your kids.

 ::doh::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on November 15, 2013, 07:43:19 PM


LV: I think you might want to check your link(s). I'm hoping that you didn't get it mixed up and the NSFW one sent to your kids.

 ::doh::

I fixed my link.  Thanks. And no I  didn't send it to them!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 16, 2013, 03:59:23 PM
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Children_of_the_Common_Core.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 16, 2013, 05:17:54 PM
Whoa, that is too   ::cussing::  freaky, Alan!   ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 17, 2013, 01:53:06 AM
Whoa, that is too   ::cussing::  freaky, Alan!   ::exitstageleft::

I suspect brainwashing our children will have that effect.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 17, 2013, 08:50:38 AM
Whoa, that is too   ::cussing::  freaky, Alan!   ::exitstageleft::

I suspect brainwashing our children will have that effect.

Definitely invokes a reaction...like "get them before they get us"!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 18, 2013, 07:20:40 AM
I think this beast should include polititards, jurnotards and other crony-capitalists than just Wall St big shots...but it gets the general point across...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-17/how-america-works-one-cartoon (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-17/how-america-works-one-cartoon)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 19, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
Quote
Affordable Boat Act

The U.S. government  has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every  citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.

These "affordable" boats will  cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.

This does not include taxes, trailers,  towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees,  maintenance or repair costs.

This law  has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that  every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone  is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the  year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.

In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat  will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But  to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.

If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat,  you are required to buy one anyway. If you refuse to buy one or cant afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.

Failure to use the boat will also  result in fines. People living in the desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, lack of desire or knowledge are not acceptable excuses for not using your  boat.

A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the port, starboard, bow or stern of a boat) will decide  everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use  your boat along with how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if  your boat has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, (like a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive  boat.

Those that can afford yachts will be  required to do so...its only fair. The government will also decide the name for  each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible  imprisonment.

Government officials are exempt from  this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats  free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.



If the government can  force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy  a boat....or ANYTHING else.. Yeah...it's that  stupid...


http://youngcons.com/the-affordable-boat-act-every-citizen-must-purchase-a-new-boat-by-april-2014/ (http://youngcons.com/the-affordable-boat-act-every-citizen-must-purchase-a-new-boat-by-april-2014/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 19, 2013, 08:14:03 AM
OK, I want a nuclear-powered Virginia Class attack sub!

Or I will wait for the Affordable M1Abrams Act.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 19, 2013, 05:21:43 PM
Hate to break it to ya, but I'm against it. They already have too many idiots on the water. I see too many of them when I fish.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 19, 2013, 05:24:44 PM
Ditto.

Plus ....

... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground.  It's my house.

Don't need a hole in the water as well.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 19, 2013, 06:52:46 PM
Hate to break it to ya, but I'm against it. They already have too many idiots on the water. I see too many of them when I fish.

When I was in the CG, you wouldn't have believed the expressions on the faces of boaters I stopped for numerous reasons, all legitimate.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 20, 2013, 06:27:20 AM
Ditto.

Plus ....

... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground.  It's my house.

Don't need a hole in the water as well.

Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::snoshovel::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 20, 2013, 06:47:37 AM
Ditto.

Plus ....

... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground.  It's my house.

Don't need a hole in the water as well.

Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::snoshovel::

Water freezes up in these parts...we need boats, ATVs, trailers, trucks, fishhouse's, ice augers, snowmobiles... 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 20, 2013, 11:59:22 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)

 ::thinking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 20, 2013, 04:20:14 PM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)

 ::thinking::

Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 20, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she?  ::evil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on November 20, 2013, 05:27:18 PM
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she?  ::evil::

Don't know who she is but I bet it tastes like fish.    ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on November 20, 2013, 07:20:09 PM
Who is Catherine Cleary, and what flavor is she?  ::evil::

Don't know who she is but I bet it tastes like fish.    ::exitstageleft::

  Or at least smells like clams. YUK!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 20, 2013, 07:31:09 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/18c31652779dc69a820c1b82ee4027a2/tumblr_mwi0hutkr91r51cg0o1_1280.jpg)

H/T http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on November 20, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)

 ::thinking::

Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::


She looks a little crabby.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on November 20, 2013, 11:13:25 PM
Ditto.

Plus ....

... I already possess a hole into which I throw money .... on the ground.  It's my house.

Don't need a hole in the water as well.

Every responsible person needs a boat. Fishing is so relaxing. ::

Yes it is.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 20, 2013, 11:48:19 PM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)

 ::thinking::

Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::


She looks a little crabby.

I assumed she was advertising for the cure to her crabbiness?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 21, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/badname.jpg)

 ::thinking::

Negative, Ghostrider. ::puke::


She looks a little crabby.

I assumed she was advertising for the cure to her crabbiness?

She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 21, 2013, 05:36:00 AM
She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....

Who says she's looking for a man?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 21, 2013, 06:57:32 AM
She'd probably have better luck if she didn't include the pic. Then again, there are some desperate males out there....

Who says she's looking for a man?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 21, 2013, 07:34:34 AM
Nice attempt, Pan, to try to break that one up, but fail you did.

 ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 21, 2013, 10:47:11 AM
Who is Catherine Cleary, and why should I care?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 21, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.

Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)

Just sayin'

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 21, 2013, 01:10:14 PM
Nice attempt, Pan, to try to break that one up, but fail you did.

 ::bustamove::

So I noticed.  Guys.  With one track minds.  Whaddaya gonna do.   ::whatgives::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 21, 2013, 04:13:17 PM
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.

Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)

Just sayin'

So I really shouldn't care, huh?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on November 22, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.

Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)

Just sayin'


Muffins...I bet she eats muffins. Gluten free.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 22, 2013, 05:36:35 PM
She's a food critic for the Irish Times, seeming to be inviting companionship...or writing a food column.

Apparently Catherine also eats (https://twitter.com/catherineeats)

Just sayin'


Muffins...I bet she eats muffins. Gluten free.

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 01:47:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Food/Alcohol/ILoveBooze.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Food/Alcohol/DrinkResponsibly.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!!  ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/ElfName.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 23, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 23, 2013, 02:56:27 PM
Mr. Perky Tinsel Toes here. ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Septugenarian on November 23, 2013, 03:03:25 PM
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!!  ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

Good grief, there are two of us !!   ::speechless::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 03:09:41 PM
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::

Yes, I know. Thank you!  ::thumbsup::  ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 23, 2013, 03:12:04 PM
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::

I'll drink to that......

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/food/ATT00001-1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/food/ATT00001-1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on November 23, 2013, 03:30:32 PM
Thanks 'old'

If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants"  --- Don't even go there  ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::

At least with real name I'm Festive
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 23, 2013, 04:26:44 PM
I have an oxymoron for a name:  Speedy Floppy-Feet.  Seriously, how would that work?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 23, 2013, 04:33:27 PM
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/5f/c2/375fc280bff722aee71f7402db6a6785.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/a1/95/4aa1957a125568dcbaf772eef6012b63.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: KittenClaws on November 23, 2013, 07:43:52 PM
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.

 Am I  Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 09:28:59 PM
Thanks 'old'

If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants"  --- Don't even go there  ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::

At least with real name I'm Festive

You are most welcome!

And that's what your wife told me!  ::evil:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::  ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 09:30:07 PM
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.

 Am I  Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?

That would necessitate a hands-on inspection!  ::evil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::

I'll drink to that......

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/food/ATT00001-1.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/food/ATT00001-1.jpg.html)

You'll drink to garbage......
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: RickZ on November 24, 2013, 02:57:34 PM
(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image124.jpg)


(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image102.jpg)


(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image111.jpg)


(http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image120.jpg)


(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Obama-Press-Conference04a.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 24, 2013, 09:00:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/DogBountyHunter.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 24, 2013, 09:09:43 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Canines/Saidwhat.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 25, 2013, 06:37:35 AM
...anybody else get the strong urge to hurl things at that jug-eared jackass?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 25, 2013, 06:39:04 AM
What's the opposite of "eye candy"?  "Eye sore"?  "Aye, crap!"?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 25, 2013, 06:40:05 AM
Pooch looks scared...

...better check the carpet.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 25, 2013, 10:46:10 AM
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
 
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
 
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,  walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
 
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 25, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
 ::hysterical::

From the title of the thread I thought the answer was "with diamonds"...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 25, 2013, 11:28:31 AM
::hysterical::

From the title of the thread I thought the answer was "with diamonds"...

WARNING: Ya jus' never know what I'm gonna post here! Make NO assumptions!  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on November 25, 2013, 08:05:30 PM
...anybody else get the strong urge to hurl things at that jug-eared jackass?

 Yup!fast moving things.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 26, 2013, 07:32:38 AM
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)

...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 26, 2013, 07:50:33 AM
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu?  Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on November 26, 2013, 10:02:57 AM
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu?  Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?

Flaunting their "virtue".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on November 26, 2013, 10:14:41 AM
The only news I need about the bastid is when he expires.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 26, 2013, 11:20:58 AM
Why do people feel the need to call up low information media to tell them what's on their daily menu?  Why does low information media think I would care what's on his daily menu?

Flaunting their "virtue".

Modern day Pharisee's!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 26, 2013, 11:21:10 AM
The only news I need about the bastid is when he expires.

 ::whoohoo::   ::beertoast::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 26, 2013, 12:20:38 PM
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)

...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVeRJTtqo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVeRJTtqo)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 26, 2013, 02:15:08 PM
Doesn't a vegan diet make you, you know...

(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/04/gif.gif)

 ::evil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 27, 2013, 06:46:05 AM
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 27, 2013, 09:16:26 AM
That is a pretty amazing visual...even without smellivision or sound there is no doubt what happened.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 06, 2013, 12:03:33 PM
(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Nelson-Mandela.jpg)

(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Little-Richards-Birthday.jpg)

(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Capital-Dome-Birthday.jpg)

H/T - IOTW (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=215679)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 11, 2013, 11:58:50 AM
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/12/a-little-obama-christmas-music/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/12/a-little-obama-christmas-music/)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 11, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
You laugh, but can you tell me which is real, and which is snark?

(http://alltherightsnark.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Nelson-Mandela.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbK8LvGIQAAUvkB.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 11, 2013, 12:16:01 PM
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)

...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!

I've been pondering this development.....and I think we need to ask his massage partners if there is any truth to it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 11, 2013, 12:16:10 PM
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1)

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 11, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
Top = Snark
Bottom = Real

Do I get a cookie?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 11, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
Fat rat bastard AlGore goes vegan...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/11/25/al-gore-goes-vegan-with-little-fanfare/)

...I don't expect this to do anything but make him more insufferable and hence more fun to ridicule and laugh at!


 ::hysterical::

Prolly too embarassed to step forward!
I've been pondering this development.....and I think we need to ask his massage partners if there is any truth to it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 11, 2013, 01:18:41 PM
Guy’s got a lot on his mind…& plate. Let’s consider his heart…& where he’s at spiritually. In this rare but candid shot, Obama honors God & Jesus in this, the most festive of holiday seasons.

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/gablabs/2013%20Blog%20Art/KingdomGreatness_zpsca08740e.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 11, 2013, 01:28:12 PM
 ::facepalm::

Aye, that's about it...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 11, 2013, 02:20:17 PM
Ok...maybe I'm behind the times or just ignorant on the subject of these photos...but am I understanding correctly and these are actual photos and not photoshopped stuff?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 11, 2013, 03:25:53 PM
And now for something completely different: Ed Norton does Droid...in 48 hours.

Verizon Droid Commercial - 48 Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AvIxUVQGo#ws)

Extended scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?annotation_id=annotation_2964551049&feature=iv&list=PLrbQTM5j6LLAdHQQHurfKYb70chLquHkK&src_vid=v6AvIxUVQGo (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?annotation_id=annotation_2964551049&feature=iv&list=PLrbQTM5j6LLAdHQQHurfKYb70chLquHkK&src_vid=v6AvIxUVQGo)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 12, 2013, 06:30:52 AM
Ok...maybe I'm behind the times or just ignorant on the subject of these photos...but am I understanding correctly and these are actual photos and not photoshopped stuff?

Waiting for MNHawk to confirm, I took his test, no grade yet...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 12, 2013, 11:49:26 AM
The one from the White House is obviously real.  The rest aren't. 

But could you tell, if the one didn't come from the White House, and the other didn't come from a snark site?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 12, 2013, 11:52:01 AM
Read the comments.  This is the official White House web site, for cripes sakes!  (https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/410597426316472320/photo/1)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 12, 2013, 12:12:13 PM
 ::hysterical::

Awesome.  Lit up in your own house!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 13, 2013, 09:56:42 AM
(http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/assets/Barack%20and%20Michelle%20the%20love%20story.png)

 ::thinking::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on December 13, 2013, 10:38:23 AM
That's not "a funny thing" - that's just sad. And sadder still is Duh Wun's obliviousness.

God I despise that klown.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on December 13, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
So he's obviously not a gentleman OR a scholar.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 13, 2013, 11:21:38 AM
He's got legitimate classless asshole nailed though...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on December 13, 2013, 12:27:50 PM
So he's obviously not a gentleman OR a scholar.

He was never a professor of constitutional law, either. Nope. Never.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on December 19, 2013, 11:04:32 PM
He's got legitimate classless asshole nailed though...

yep, I'd say so!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 13, 2014, 07:48:39 AM
via email...


Who knew!!!!       A little history lesson!

 Just thought you should know...

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five
aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations .

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding withsheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot ofthings for you.

It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

*Caveats: Obama, Sr actually born in 1936, Gore 1948, Slick Willie 1946, Hitlery 1947 (Oct), Jean F'n 1943, Dean 1938, Nasty Pelosi 1940, Feinswine 1933, Chuckie 1950, Boxcar Boxer 1940 & Joe Bidet 1942.

**People actually born in 1948:

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1948.html (http://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1948.html)

Some really make sense!   Sam Jackson, Prince Charles, AlGore (got that one right!), Richard Simmons...

Others -  
http://www.historyorb.com/birthdays/date/1948 (http://www.historyorb.com/birthdays/date/1948)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: yankeestom on January 13, 2014, 11:29:18 AM
Clearly, this baby is a racist who thinks all black people look the same.

Confused Baby Girl Meet Her Fathers Twin Brother For The First Time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKSzfiJMOoo#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on January 14, 2014, 04:24:03 PM
Kinda old from another site, but worth repeating, hope you haven't heard it before;

Old guy goes into a dealership and tells the salesman he's interested in a Corvette.  After looking at a couple he buys one, waits for them to get it ready, then drives away.  When he gets on the expressway he says to himself "wonder how fast this will go - so he steps on the gas.  It goes from 70 to 80 in seconds, then 90, keeps climbing to 100, then 110.  All of a sudden the reds lights are behind him, so he takes it to 120, but the car is still behind him.  finally he thinks what am I doing, I'll be in jail for ever, so he pulls over.  The cop gets out and walks to his car, looks in and sees the old guy and can't believe a senior citizen would be so stupid and try to out run a police car.
But he decides to give the guy a break.  So he tells him, "sir it's Friday and I'm off duty in 15 minutes, I don't want to do a bunch of paperwork, so if you can give me a reason for going that fast and I haven't heard it before I'll let you go with a warning.
the old guy thinks for a minute then tells him - 10 years ago my wife ran off with another trooper, I thought it was you and you were bringing her back ..................
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/pointingfinger-1_zps1b38e11d.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/pointingfinger-1_zps1b38e11d.gif.html)
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Good day sir and drive carefully-------
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 15, 2014, 07:00:32 AM
 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 16, 2014, 08:03:59 AM
(http://media.farsnews.com/media/Uploaded/Files/Images/1392/10/21/13921021000289_PhotoI.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-15/wednesday-humor-iran-has-incontrovertible-proof-us-run-aliens (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-15/wednesday-humor-iran-has-incontrovertible-proof-us-run-aliens)

US is run by aliens!  Persia says so, so it must be true!

OK, well...duh!  Maybe illegal aliens!  Obama, hello?!  But undocumented extraterrestrials?  OK, now that's just silly!   ::hysterical::

But this?

Snowden reportedly contacted the Guardian’s columnist Glenn Greenwald telling him, according to Fars, that there “were actually two governments in the United States, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”

The agency added that Snowden’s revelations were confirmed as “accurate” by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer, during an appearance he made on Russia Today’s program SophieCo.

A shadow government is more believeable than ETs...at least given the performance of the visible/nominally elected government goes..one could argue there is a plethora of anecdotal evidence there!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 16, 2014, 11:56:21 AM
??????? ?????)))) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-KIcQSWSmQ#ws)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on January 16, 2014, 12:51:27 PM
I knew moochelle was a wookie.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 17, 2014, 11:54:41 AM
BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!

Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)

That's better.   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 17, 2014, 12:02:23 PM
Lunch and dinner fighting each other...mass hysteria!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on January 17, 2014, 03:43:21 PM
BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!

Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)

That's better.   ::hysterical::

"And don't make us have to come over here again!"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on January 17, 2014, 04:03:53 PM

BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!
Chicken Police? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY#)

That's better.   ::hysterical::

"And don't make us have to come over here again!"

Those are fowl remarks. Tsk-tsk. For shame!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 24, 2014, 07:56:59 AM
(http://cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/bieber-in-bond-court.jpg)

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-beach/ (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-beach/)

Just the latest in resume enhancing...

Maybe he and Lindsay can hook up for a double-feature?   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on January 24, 2014, 12:59:55 PM
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.

Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: yankeestom on January 24, 2014, 01:20:02 PM
Yes.

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1660318_10100896925705880_1290065824_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on January 24, 2014, 02:23:02 PM
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.

Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?

Not to worry. He'll be dead within a few years due to an overdose of drugs and/or alcohol, or a car crash (I hope he doesn't take out some family on a trip), or suicide.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 27, 2014, 06:54:28 AM
Yeah, maybe they can combine getting trashed with fast driving and twerking and go out in a blaze of stupidity!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 29, 2014, 11:38:48 AM
(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/500x349xobama-choom-gang-e1356568124890.jpg.pagespeed.ic.WqUX0fNCi-.jpg)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/)

I don't know about y'all...but I am having a hard time figuring out who isn't gay!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on February 01, 2014, 02:20:57 AM
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org

Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 06, 2014, 12:04:13 PM
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Obama-A-Passing-Fad-443x600.jpg)

IM41 says "I Am Not Sure Who This Is An Insult To?"!

http://im41.com/archives/45939 (http://im41.com/archives/45939)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on February 06, 2014, 12:58:05 PM
"If you're not insulted, you're not paying attention"

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 06, 2014, 02:06:59 PM
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org

Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)


I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on February 08, 2014, 09:41:57 AM
sometimes words just fail me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 08, 2014, 02:35:28 PM
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org

Set Yourself Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ#ws)


I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol

The ubiquitous VW van was a nice touch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 10, 2014, 01:15:01 PM
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


 ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on February 10, 2014, 01:18:16 PM
That one made me smile....even a couple of chuckles....good job.

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


 ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on February 10, 2014, 01:56:11 PM
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


 ::bustamove::

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/bigrofl_zps5b2449b2.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/bigrofl_zps5b2449b2.gif.html)

That deserves a bigger laugh than is on here, and I'm(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/080318-130850.jpg) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/080318-130850.jpg.html) while cleaning coffee off screen...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 12, 2014, 11:45:31 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tarp.jpg)

 ::hat-tip::  http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=224975 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=224975)

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 12, 2014, 11:47:30 AM
(http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Putin-Obama-Turning-US-Into-Godless-Swamp.jpg)

 ::hat-tip::  http://im41.com/archives/46218 (http://im41.com/archives/46218)

Nice.  Oh, and being called Godless by a former Soviet KGB thug...priceless!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 12, 2014, 12:33:24 PM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tarp.jpg)


BFH certainly brought his A game for that one! 

 ::bows::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 13, 2014, 06:54:00 AM
Yeah, sometimes inspiration just slams into you like a ton of bricks!   ::thumbsup::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 13, 2014, 06:57:54 AM
Caption contest!   ::whoohoo::

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225047 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225047)

Slippery when wet! 

Speaking of dorks...

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225043 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225043)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 13, 2014, 08:13:37 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/humpday-humor-hitler-no-longer-permabull (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/humpday-humor-hitler-no-longer-permabull)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 13, 2014, 08:21:24 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/628x471.jpg)

Dude is on fire!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 13, 2014, 11:32:51 AM
Heh!   ::hysterical::

Once of those gifts that keeps on giving! 

Go, BFH, go!   ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 14, 2014, 12:03:34 PM
????? ?????? ???????? / ??? ?? ???? / Cat tries to apologize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNS7zzIzX-E#ws)

Cat nature!   It's so sweet!    ;D

And our pal BFH -

"It’s a demon, and I hope and pray it’s not gay."

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mandoor.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225148 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=225148)

 ::hysterical::

And heck yeah, this sure would spice things up!

Star Wars OL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw#ws)

Ditch the ski poles and get some light-sabers!   ::rolllaughing::

And jeepers...can it get any funnier than this perpetual bozo?!

Vice President Joe Biden told fellow Democrats they should be optimistic about the state of the nation, “in spite of who’s president.” (http://weaselzippers.us/173913-biden-gaffe-821916-tells-dems-they-should-be-optimistic-in-spite-of-whos-president/)

Blind squirrel actually found a real nut!!!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on February 14, 2014, 05:14:45 PM

Star Wars OL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw#ws)

Now that's funny. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on February 14, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1780864_530111273773687_138578445_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 17, 2014, 11:46:47 AM
STFU Carl!   ;D

More humor!   ::whoohoo::

H/T IMAO -

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/walruskkkch-snack.jpg)

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/walruskkkch-woods.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)

And the PC is always good for many hoots!   ::thumbsup::

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Log_Lady_200.jpg)

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Sochi_USA_Biathlon_300.jpg)

 ::whoohoo::  Man, would that get ratings!

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/LIV/LIV_Poor_300.jpg)

Don't strain yourself!   ::)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 18, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
Guy Pulls Out Sign on Gophers Kiss Cam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfYodavAj8#ws)

 ::hysterical::

Here in Big Ten country, we don't do it like they do in the SEC.   ::stirpot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 18, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
How rude!  Coulda asked a neighboring fella to step in?!   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 19, 2014, 04:16:01 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ac0550fbb995baaf913848700d8c5f6/tumblr_n17gemQbo31qz4s6ho1_500.jpg)

http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)

Make it 536 and yer on.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 20, 2014, 07:44:01 AM
Recycle?   ::saywhat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 20, 2014, 08:17:11 AM
<shift> <delete>

Are you sure you want to permanently delete these items?

<yes>

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on February 20, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
baby&me / the new evian film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfxB5ut-KTs#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 21, 2014, 12:36:02 PM
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_toilet_humor/how_to_poop_at_work.shtml (http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_toilet_humor/how_to_poop_at_work.shtml)

http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/telekenetic.shtml (http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/telekenetic.shtml)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on February 26, 2014, 06:09:01 PM
Get out some earphones or turn the volume up high, click here and then sit back and enjoy...

Jew Hating UCLA Student Melts Down After Israel Divestment Defeat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8hJVj2g_0#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on February 26, 2014, 06:12:50 PM
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on February 26, 2014, 06:17:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FunwNvg.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on February 26, 2014, 06:41:03 PM
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.

Yeah, should have subtitles. Nevertheless, it's always funny watching and listening to an adult child pitch a temper tantrum in public, especially when they happen to be Jew Haters who don't get their way on punishing those evil Zionists.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 27, 2014, 06:40:31 AM
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on February 27, 2014, 06:59:15 AM
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.

  ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::

So what do you have against steamrollers?   
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 27, 2014, 07:42:45 AM
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.

  ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::

So what do you have against steamrollers?

Nothing.  That crap will wash off!   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 27, 2014, 02:28:34 PM
We need a place to immortalize this one.

Eric Holder's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says Holder...

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've already made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says Holder.

"I'm sorry Sir, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before Holder realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."

So, 24 hours passed with Holder joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

Holder reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and gives him a black bag.

"I don't understand," stammers Holder. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you have voted, now get busy!"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 28, 2014, 06:46:18 AM
Heh.  I like that one!!!   ::cool::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 28, 2014, 12:30:42 PM
Dweeb journalist meets race car driver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIgmKGDqFM#ws)

Beta male + Alpha male = wet panties for beta male.  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 28, 2014, 02:38:14 PM
President Obama & Vice President Biden Show Us How They Move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4rGQi2cQ#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 28, 2014, 03:09:06 PM
Ah, you have to give it a title, now.  Before I could just slap a link button on them, and voila, video.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 28, 2014, 04:22:21 PM
I didn't title it, it "came" that way.  What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url.  I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 28, 2014, 04:23:29 PM
(http://americandigest.org/sidelines/babooncongress.jpg)

http://americandigest.org/ (http://americandigest.org/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 28, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
rustybayonet tell me the proper name is a "troop".   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on March 01, 2014, 09:44:08 AM
(http://s25.postimg.org/ozuqoocxr/What_the.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on March 01, 2014, 09:45:50 AM
President Obama & Vice President Biden Show Us How They Move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4rGQi2cQ#ws)

I think that's the stupidest damned political ad I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 03, 2014, 09:17:23 AM
I didn't title it, it "came" that way.  What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url.  I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.

That does work also, it appears.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 05, 2014, 11:37:18 AM
 ::praying:: for suffocation!   ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227649 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227649)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 07, 2014, 11:55:03 AM
Dumber than Dan Quayle...by far!!!

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/07/obama-misspells-respect-while-praising-franklin-before-white-house-concert/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/07/obama-misspells-respect-while-praising-franklin-before-white-house-concert/)

Ahh, ha ha...umm,  duh!

What a moron!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 07, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
spilling marbles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTACgzI0xtw#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on March 07, 2014, 07:28:16 PM
spilling marbles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTACgzI0xtw#)

Now I don't care what you say -- that's funny

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/rustybayonet_2009/Things/bigrofl.gif) (http://s681.photobucket.com/user/rustybayonet_2009/media/Things/bigrofl.gif.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on March 07, 2014, 07:32:11 PM
 ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 08, 2014, 04:44:12 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1924834_226029920918892_1459696731_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 10, 2014, 06:45:12 AM
Heh, both those are gooduns!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 10, 2014, 03:29:34 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1781994_551098701673112_319612827_n.jpg)

 ::thumbsup::

 ::USA::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 11, 2014, 06:44:12 AM
Heh, good one!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 11, 2014, 06:55:40 AM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1781994_551098701673112_319612827_n.jpg)

 ::thumbsup::

 ::USA::

Nothing says "I suck" more than trying to be something your not.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 11, 2014, 09:12:12 AM
Via IMAO.US

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade.asp)

(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/star-wars-sunshade-11645.jpg)


Actually , go  tour the site (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/) its almost like regresty without the snark..

some teasers

(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/outdoors/garden/horse-head-squirrel-feeder-11623.jpg)
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/at-at-dog-costume-9037.jpg)
(http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/cat-battle-armor-10963.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 11, 2014, 11:17:06 AM
Cool, I can turn my cat into a Klingon.   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 12, 2014, 10:02:29 AM
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps2f790e82.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on March 12, 2014, 11:05:26 AM
 ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 12, 2014, 11:09:55 AM
 ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 12, 2014, 11:14:38 AM
Dangit if that isn't just about the best pic ever!!!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor:: 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on March 12, 2014, 06:44:50 PM
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/image_zps2f790e82.jpg)



   ::hat-tip:: ::clapping:: ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 13, 2014, 09:37:39 AM
(http://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/blogs/blue-ribbons.gif)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 13, 2014, 10:50:22 AM
(http://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/blogs/blue-ribbons.gif)

 ::thumbsup::
::thumbsup:: ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 13, 2014, 11:12:32 AM
It's Unanimous! 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 17, 2014, 11:48:15 AM
OK, now...I don't know about y'all, but I see a fella dancing like this...I figure he likes it up the bum!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229081 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229081)

 ::hysterical::

Call that the "beta dance"!   ::laughonfloor::

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vertibo.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229091 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229091)

Vertibo...that's just the symptom, treating the cause?  Nobody stepping up there!   ::facepalm::

And this...

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229069 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229069)

...welcome to Sodom...or is it Gomorrah?  Whatever...

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

Chess Grandchampion Garry Kasparov on Obama - "Carter looks like Churchill in comparison"!

http://im41.com/archives/47835 (http://im41.com/archives/47835)

All true humor is based on fact!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 18, 2014, 08:21:09 AM
(http://americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2014-03/191835_5_.jpg)

 ::upsidedownflag::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on March 18, 2014, 08:36:17 AM
 ::hysterical::  BUT - You have to find that SOB's heart first --------
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 18, 2014, 02:16:03 PM
Your viral comics before they go viral.   ::hysterical::

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sissy1.jpg)

(http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/flick_flex.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 19, 2014, 05:22:25 PM
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/10000/5000/700/215758/215758.strip.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 20, 2014, 06:44:33 AM
Heh.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on March 20, 2014, 08:15:44 PM
  H/T Bonz:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2jaCf4uyZlM/UyrH5sl0BZI/AAAAAAACj04/QQxJkWbaGpw/s1600/Obama+Brain.jpeg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 21, 2014, 06:28:11 AM
That one will never get old...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 21, 2014, 03:52:05 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg020413dAPR20130204044517.jpg)
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz032114dBP20140321044802.jpg)
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk032114dAPR20140320114512.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 22, 2014, 01:53:49 PM
Yup, all good humor is grounded in reality.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 23, 2014, 11:03:39 AM
Heh, these are pretty good.

http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)

Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross.  I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat!   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: LadyVirginia on March 23, 2014, 04:12:48 PM
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/10000/5000/700/215758/215758.strip.gif)

true
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on March 25, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
LINK (http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/25/this-picture-of-the-obamas-got-one-belgian-newspaper-in-a-heap-of-trouble/)

I don't want to spoil the surprise. Just click on it and then scroll down. And, yeah, this was actually printed in a real newspaper.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on March 25, 2014, 03:15:23 PM
Why is the comparison of Blacks to apes racist, but comparing Whites to apes is not? That double-standard is racist itself.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 25, 2014, 10:48:08 PM
Heh, these are pretty good.

http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)

Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross.  I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat!   ::thumbsup::

It's the dogs turn...

http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/ (http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 26, 2014, 06:35:30 AM
LINK (http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/25/this-picture-of-the-obamas-got-one-belgian-newspaper-in-a-heap-of-trouble/)

I don't want to spoil the surprise. Just click on it and then scroll down. And, yeah, this was actually printed in a real newspaper.

When enough time has passed post the pic, it is hee-larious!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 26, 2014, 06:42:33 AM
Heh, these are pretty good.

http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/ (http://www.seenox.com/2014/03/12/worlds-naughtiest-cats/)

Some are not so bad, others are, some just gross.  I guess all in all I got a pretty good cat!   ::thumbsup::

It's the dogs turn...

http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/ (http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/)

Heh!

Where's all the barf stories?  Heck, our families pooches' over the years always eating something and yakking something...

 ::puke::

Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on.  I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 27, 2014, 06:17:24 PM
(http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/That-Look.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on March 27, 2014, 09:21:37 PM
Libertas;

"Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on.  I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld"...

You're brother is lucky -- My call would have went something like this - " hey there brother, sorry to let you know your dog has died.. Vet said he died of a case of tincture of lead, must have been going about 1200 feet per second, cause it went all the way from his as*hole to the little brain. By the way, new carpet was installed after boozier ripped up the other, invoice is on your kitchen table - $1500.00 will cover it, and another $800.00 for attorney and bail bondsman.  Hope you're having fun!!!!!  Your favorite dog sitter... ::cussing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 28, 2014, 06:31:34 AM
Libertas;

"Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on.  I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld"...

You're brother is lucky -- My call would have went something like this - " hey there brother, sorry to let you know your dog has died.. Vet said he died of a case of tincture of lead, must have been going about 1200 feet per second, cause it went all the way from his as*hole to the little brain. By the way, new carpet was installed after boozier ripped up the other, invoice is on your kitchen table - $1500.00 will cover it, and another $800.00 for attorney and bail bondsman.  Hope you're having fun!!!!!  Your favorite dog sitter... ::cussing::

FYI - He did kick in for carpet replacement...the dog lived...just barely, my neice would have hated me forever, she loved that dumb dog. 

Dog is lucky my brother had a little girl.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 31, 2014, 11:48:25 AM
Pics at the IMAO link are priceless...

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/03/lolbama-part-178/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/03/lolbama-part-178/)

 ::hysterical::

These via IM41 are good too!

(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/f/2014/090/0/6/reign_of_error_by_zappatrust-d7ccse6.jpg)

Smug punk bastard...

http://zappatrust.deviantart.com/gallery/ (http://zappatrust.deviantart.com/gallery/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 03, 2014, 01:07:45 PM
HT IMAO and Looking spoon  (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/liberal-accusation-bingo/)

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/liberal_bingo.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on April 04, 2014, 11:13:37 PM
Just when you think you have heard it all before...squirrels are the natural enemies of snakes. No, seriously.

Squirrel vs snake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr9sF0TqIU0#ws)

BRUTAL FIGHT Squirrel vs Snake WTF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYr3jKx5yI#ws)

Squirrel fights snake - Squirrel hunting big snake .....Squirrel vs Snake fights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jxdl3dendk#ws)

squirrel vs rattle snake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KBH8YmHR-0#ws)

Squirrel vs Snake Raw&Uncut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-6c0H00oA#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 05, 2014, 01:32:07 PM
Nobody likes snakes...I can relate.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 08, 2014, 07:12:56 AM
Comments better than the story...

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231433 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231433)

"Sure, it’s entertaining-
 until the abductions and probes …" - Lithium Treebark Stuporman

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 14, 2014, 11:54:48 AM
The one about the Val is so spot on!

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/lolbama-part-180/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/04/lolbama-part-180/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 14, 2014, 07:04:11 PM
Despite some fail of epic proportions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE#ws)

He won.   ::whatgives::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 15, 2014, 06:49:17 AM
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...

Another sign of society in decline...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on April 15, 2014, 07:26:35 AM
This needs to be saved - can we all say --- "DUMBING DOWN AMERICA" --- thank you for proving the policy kick-started by Woodrow Wilson and then brought to a speedy fruition by Lyndon Baines Johnson with his 'Great Society'.  Any bets on how good he'll be with a 'tell-a-prompter', in his future?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 15, 2014, 07:38:04 AM
SCoaMF, Jr.

 ::facepalm::

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on April 15, 2014, 09:23:06 AM
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/ff/3f/f0ff3f436ea74a267d9c4e4137dc1dbb.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 15, 2014, 11:18:12 AM
Nobody teaches the classics anymore, and combined with the urban dictionary level English employed today...well, there you go...

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/ff/3f/f0ff3f436ea74a267d9c4e4137dc1dbb.jpg)

Yeah, good example, that!

Quoting Foxworthy... "Here's your sign!"   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 15, 2014, 02:06:08 PM
That's Bill Engvall.

"It's a picky, picky little show".  - Trebek
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 16, 2014, 06:46:36 AM
Well, I picked a redneck didn't I?!   ::laughonfloor::

Pick-nitter!   ::slapfight::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 16, 2014, 04:30:18 PM
That's "nit-picker".   ::slapfight::

Jayz, Libs; do I gotta do everything?   ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on April 16, 2014, 10:04:26 PM
Watch where you take your selfies.

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KpLKsgjJ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/zfgix6nsvuvftndbybyw.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on April 16, 2014, 10:14:18 PM
Fun. You know it when you see it.

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/apprehensivevibrantestuarinecrocodile.gif?w=319&h=223)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 07:07:22 AM
That's "nit-picker".   ::slapfight::

Jayz, Libs; do I gotta do everything?   ::exitstageleft::

Uhhh...

Ought to be used to it by now, eh?!   ;D

 ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 07:08:44 AM
Fun. You know it when you see it.

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/apprehensivevibrantestuarinecrocodile.gif?w=319&h=223)

Good avatar that one would make!   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 18, 2014, 09:25:42 PM
Worry about yourself! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A6Bu96ALOw#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 19, 2014, 01:49:02 AM
"Worry 'bout youself'.  YOU DRIVE".

Out of the mouths of babes ,,,,
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 19, 2014, 08:43:06 AM
Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw#ws)

Key & Peele - Black Ice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 19, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
"T'Mo-thee!"

"Pree-zen".

Very funny.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 21, 2014, 09:01:35 AM
Commenter of the day, at IOTW

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/387201/BILL-CLINTON-AL-GORE-SHORTS.jpg)

Hung like a hummingbird.

 ::rimshot::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 21, 2014, 10:48:32 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n1Der2FgXGc/U1JZzWFEJfI/AAAAAAAAbGU/AQS7GXn6OUo/s1600/domesticterrorism.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 21, 2014, 11:11:00 AM
Being called domestic terrorists by fascists....I think that is a compliment.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 21, 2014, 11:30:14 AM
Commenter of the day, at IOTW

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/387201/BILL-CLINTON-AL-GORE-SHORTS.jpg)

Hung like a hummingbird.

 ::rimshot::

 ::hysterical::

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/obamaclinton.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=233003 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=233003)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 21, 2014, 09:47:32 PM
Superman With a GoPro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Ib9SwC7EI#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 22, 2014, 06:28:28 AM
My yard?  What yard?   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 22, 2014, 10:44:53 AM
Goat Sneeze scares girl original footage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZFgjoa20E#ws)

Obama's America is an ugly thing to behold.  That's why we often laugh.  The poor dear probably has no idea why all the commenters are laughing at her.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 22, 2014, 11:27:46 AM
What a baby.  Nice hat, right out of Beta's-R-Us.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 23, 2014, 12:47:32 PM
Which of these things is most dissimilar?

a) A degree in Engineering
b) A degree in Gender Studies
c) A degree in Internal Medicine
d) A pepperoni pizza

Answer: B - the others can all feed a family of four.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 23, 2014, 02:25:29 PM
 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 24, 2014, 07:32:21 AM
 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 24, 2014, 08:57:07 PM
Bad Lip Syncing, Game of Thrones edition (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202297121098479)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 25, 2014, 06:37:33 AM
Don't watch it...is that an improvement, or not?   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 25, 2014, 07:03:44 AM
Lifestyles of the rich, liberal and stupid...

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/wynn-clooney-exchange-barbs-over-heated-dinner-conversation (http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/wynn-clooney-exchange-barbs-over-heated-dinner-conversation)

I don't know why I find that hilarious...oh, wait, yes I do...anything that illustrates what a thin-skinned intellectually inferior spoiled cry-baby loser libiots can be can often times be hilarious!

Rosemary's baby...such a pantywaist!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 25, 2014, 08:47:47 AM
 ::slapfight::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 28, 2014, 11:31:22 AM
I find both of these hilarious!

http://weaselzippers.us/184274-lib-rag-guardian-claims-global-warming-sank-the-titanic/ (http://weaselzippers.us/184274-lib-rag-guardian-claims-global-warming-sank-the-titanic/)

http://weaselzippers.us/184147-obama-science-adviser-john-holdren-says-global-warming-keeps-me-up-at-night/ (http://weaselzippers.us/184147-obama-science-adviser-john-holdren-says-global-warming-keeps-me-up-at-night/)

Desperately peddling BS to make my BS sound more believeable than run-of-the-mill BS so I can whore more money out of government and taxpayers...and the sleepless whore who worries he cannot steal enough from taxpayers to give to his co-whores...

Hilarious!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 30, 2014, 06:05:04 AM
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10274166_709282099128938_8812262461643722772_n.png)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 02, 2014, 07:26:37 AM
I gotta put this here!  It fits and God help me I find it hilarious!

Over 100 Sick After Food Safety Summit (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-01/thursday-humor-over-100-sick-after-food-safety-summit)

 ::hysterical::

And I bet these assholes weren't eating the twigs and berries they want to shove down our throats either, eh?!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 02, 2014, 07:31:24 PM
Irony. It knows where to show up.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 05, 2014, 11:49:42 AM
Bwuuuhaahaaaa!!!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=234424 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=234424)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/68282/thumbs/s-REGGIE-LOVE-large.jpg)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 12, 2014, 07:08:47 AM
Another one of those "sad but true" things...

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/05/20140511_mothersday.png)

H/T - ZH  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-11/happy-mothers-day-corporate-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-11/happy-mothers-day-corporate-america)

 ::facepalm::   ::outrage::   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 12, 2014, 10:05:08 PM
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/oo-pick-me-pick-me-i-know/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/oo-pick-me-pick-me-i-know/)

and

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/wait-for-it/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/wait-for-it/)

and
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/hardest-job-in-the-world-being-a-liberal/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/hardest-job-in-the-world-being-a-liberal/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 13, 2014, 07:16:40 AM
From the first link -

3.DamnCat says:
May 6th, 2014 at 11:19 pm
Because who is better qualified to create a sustainable economic system than Obama and the US Congress?
 
Actually pretty much anyone including my cousin Slappy who got his head slammed in a door and is now the Joe Biden of the family.

 ::hysterical::

Second link no workie!  Error 404 - Not Found   ::facepalm::

Last link is damn funny...

"...sit in a dark dark basement..."   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 13, 2014, 11:13:47 AM
(http://images.intouchweekly.com/uploads/posts/image/38200/alec-baldwin-arrest.jpg)

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/breaking-alec-baldwin-arrested-in-new-york-38200 (http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/breaking-alec-baldwin-arrested-in-new-york-38200)

Nice hog ya got there, Alec.

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 13, 2014, 07:45:40 PM
Quote
“He was stopped by officers for riding the wrong way on a street. When the officers asked for ID, he got belligerent because he had none on him,” the source explains. “The officers placed him under arrest for disorderly conduct.”

Of course he's belligerent. He's above the law. Laws are for commoners.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 14, 2014, 06:55:18 AM
I'd like to think he got tossed into the tank for a night with the smelly regulars and got rousted by a junkie experiencing withdrawal and got felt up by a ghay biker called Fat Sam...but I bet Mr Speshul got released right away on his own recognizance...

 ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 14, 2014, 07:47:13 AM
Quite the potential collector's item

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10252054_10152162912676336_3787690113697941343_n.jpg)

 ::thinking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 15, 2014, 12:21:32 AM
(http://outkastfishingforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1471&d=1400116333)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 19, 2014, 07:09:34 AM
(http://cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/godzilla-sign.jpg)

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/05/15/prank-san-francisco-street-hack-godzilla-warning-sf-traffic-sign-hacked-to-read-godzilla-attack/ (http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/05/15/prank-san-francisco-street-hack-godzilla-warning-sf-traffic-sign-hacked-to-read-godzilla-attack/)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 19, 2014, 11:33:49 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)

And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)

Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!

And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!

 ::laughonfloor::

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 19, 2014, 12:30:04 PM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)

And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)

Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!

And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!

 ::laughonfloor::

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)


The before and after pics made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 20, 2014, 06:37:22 AM
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236068)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)

And this - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=236018#more-236018)

Should be the response of most Americans...those with a brain anyway!

And it is LOLBAMA day at IMAO!

 ::laughonfloor::

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/lolbama-part-185/)


The before and after pics made me laugh out loud.

That they did!  Somebody should get an award for that one.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 22, 2014, 07:43:20 AM
Gubbermint Moterz recalls...list of banned words -

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/05-overflow/20140521_gm.png)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-21/dont-you-dare-call-your-gm-car-decapitating-kevorkianesque-rolling-sarcophagus-or-yo (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-21/dont-you-dare-call-your-gm-car-decapitating-kevorkianesque-rolling-sarcophagus-or-yo)

"Rolling Sarcophagus"

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on May 22, 2014, 07:04:23 PM
Ross Sisters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61cY1ILv60k#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 29, 2014, 02:26:44 PM
I want to say, "Staff, can we save this one?" except I don't know what I'd use it for.  So just laugh, like I did.

(http://cdn77.netrider.net.au/attachments/twerking-dog-gif-gif.24993/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 29, 2014, 06:04:37 PM
I want to say, "Staff, can we save this one?" except I don't know what I'd use it for.  So just laugh, like I did.

(http://cdn77.netrider.net.au/attachments/twerking-dog-gif-gif.24993/)

This twerking thing has gotten way out of hand. ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on May 30, 2014, 08:59:24 PM
A new variation on an old favorite:


(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on May 31, 2014, 08:58:14 AM
"Twerk" A redneck word meaning to return to one's task.  For example

Hey, the boss is lookin', I got to git back twerk!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 01, 2014, 01:18:36 PM
A new variation on an old favorite:


(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)

OMG that is high-larious!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 01, 2014, 01:19:00 PM
"Twerk" A redneck word meaning to return to one's task.  For example

Hey, the boss is lookin', I got to git back twerk!

Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2014, 07:26:54 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/mannequin-obama-mask-hung-missouri-bridge-195955446.html;_ylt=AwrBJR842IxTuUcAeb_QtDMD (http://news.yahoo.com/mannequin-obama-mask-hung-missouri-bridge-195955446.html;_ylt=AwrBJR842IxTuUcAeb_QtDMD)

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/halo707/Forums/tr_animated_zpsdcc1f1f3.gif)

Yeah, that's what pea-brains will say...but it is funny because it is not without merit for what SCoaMF hath wrought upon America, and certain it wasn't denounced in LibiotLand when Bush was hung and set on fire in effigy, so the precedent is established it is A-OK, so cry raaaaacisss all you want Libiots, people are tone-deaf to your BS!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 05, 2014, 08:39:10 PM
The Obama workout video, the definitive edit.   ::hysterical::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xKlfJ4i4o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xKlfJ4i4o#)

Remember boys and girls.  Have a sunshine day while your out there Ho ca sha ka-ing.   ::cool::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 06, 2014, 12:17:01 AM
So, what's he using for the "lunge/curls", 12-lb weights?  I'm curling that weight for biceps after six sets of chest presses.

Wussy.  With a P.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 06, 2014, 07:04:58 AM
What else would we expect from a sissy?

Prez Zero, what a hero!

/

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 06, 2014, 10:11:32 AM
What else would we expect from a sissy?

Prez Zero, what a hero!

/

 ::hysterical::

What are you guys trying to say? He's not a manly man? ::unknowncomic::

I would say revoke his man card, but I doubt he had one to begin with.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 06, 2014, 12:07:04 PM
What else would we expect from a sissy?

Prez Zero, what a hero!

/

 ::hysterical::

What are you guys trying to say? He's not a manly man? ::unknowncomic::

I would say revoke his man card, but I doubt he had one to begin with.

Probably lost it decades ago...in Hawaii...maybe his old dealer from those days that recently croaked took it after he donkey-punched him?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 09, 2014, 07:26:49 AM
Nasty Pelousy schooled by youth!

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-08/caught-tape-nancy-pelosi-squirms-teen-questions-her-nsa (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-08/caught-tape-nancy-pelosi-squirms-teen-questions-her-nsa)

Awesome.  Don't know who's running against this wicked witch, but that clip alone would make a hell of a campaign ad!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 10, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdbb8bed26cfb864632e86577aba6546/tumblr_n6wff4rRgj1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)

http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/88329512543/advanced-wussiness-case-closed (http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/88329512543/advanced-wussiness-case-closed)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 10, 2014, 11:30:04 AM
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts!   ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 10, 2014, 12:12:21 PM
From a friend...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom_zpsea46f708.png)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 10, 2014, 12:13:31 PM
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts!   ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Are ya sure your shoes weren't affected too?  'Cause otherwise you got a whole outfit there.   ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 10, 2014, 12:42:15 PM
OK, you owe me a new keyboard, a shirt..and new pants and shorts!   ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Are ya sure your shoes weren't affected too?  'Cause otherwise you got a whole outfit there.   ::bustamove::

Dang..."missed it by that much"!   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 10, 2014, 01:41:30 PM
I wonder if there's a link between diarrhea and 23 push-pops?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 11, 2014, 06:53:02 AM
Heh.  Could be G!  At least he kept it off his pillow!   ::laughonfloor::

There is more...work interrupted with, well, work...yesterday...

The full note -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom_zpsea46f708.png)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom2_zps7801314c.png)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/DearMom3_zps192396cb.png)

Ahh, trundled off to summer camp...a blend of horrific and hilarious memories!

Might need to get them boys some beans first!

Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: richb on June 18, 2014, 01:55:05 AM
Greenpeace loses $5 million in donations!!!


http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/16/greenpeace-gambles-away-5-million-in-donations-on-currency-speculation/ (http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/16/greenpeace-gambles-away-5-million-in-donations-on-currency-speculation/)

How did they lose it?   Speculating on the Euro!    Got to love it!   Couldn't have happened to better folks ha ha!  Greedy bastards lose for once,  Karma is a bi***!   No wonder why they hate capitalism!   
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 18, 2014, 06:44:13 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha.jpg)

That is a hoot! 

And of all things...currency speculation, what a bunch of morons!  That is PuppetMaster turf, all the central bankers play there, and if you are not in the club you get clubbed!

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/Failed.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 18, 2014, 02:57:17 PM
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/148f3a8.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 19, 2014, 08:15:27 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lmao.jpg)

Hot damn, now that is too accurate not to be hilarious!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on June 19, 2014, 08:23:06 AM
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/148f3a8.jpg)

Stolen - made into 8X10 glossy for display at the mens club.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 19, 2014, 03:02:28 PM
**Trigger Warning**

A take off of Brett Favre's sexting pic/Thad Cochran endorsement (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=240384)
 
Consider yourself warned if you click on it.  I mean it, now.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 23, 2014, 06:45:47 AM
Heh, funny!

Yeah...

I saw a pic of him at some event pimping for that schmuck...

Must be some nasty crap in that Mississippi swamp water, cause if Favre thinks Thad is conservative, well...the dumbsh*t just threw another INT for a pick-6!

Dumbass!

 ::mooning::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 23, 2014, 10:57:14 AM
What happens when exchange student, Long Duk Dong spends a semester in Germany?

He goes out partying, ties one on, and wakes up in a... (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany)

No more yankie my wankie, the donger need food!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 23, 2014, 11:36:47 AM
Hey, it surprised me...when I saw the headline "giant vagina" I was a bit surprised we weren't talking about John Boehner!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 23, 2014, 12:43:49 PM
Quote
On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".

Can someone explain to me how a large vagina signifies "the gateway to the world"?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on June 23, 2014, 12:58:09 PM
Quote
On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".

Can someone explain to me how a large vagina signifies "the gateway to the world"?

Isn't that how we all arrive here?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 23, 2014, 01:00:08 PM
The question needs to be asked: Did he wear a condom?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 24, 2014, 11:28:29 AM
Photo Contest!

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/isthathalal_zps490257a4.jpg)
"Is that Halal?"

H/T - BigFurHat @ IOTW
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=241028 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=241028)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 24, 2014, 12:07:41 PM
Hey, thanks for setting this up just so I can have something to lean my loafin' @ss on.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 24, 2014, 03:41:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39)

No comment.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 24, 2014, 08:10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Aj1rqifTg#t=39)

No comment.
What an opportune moment to have rolled a grenade in .
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 25, 2014, 06:43:41 AM
Another blown opportunity...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 25, 2014, 02:16:50 PM
A few more gallons of ball park soda pop will calm the rug rat down (http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/25/young-marlins-fan-turns-into-a-maniac-on-the-jumbotron-video/)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 25, 2014, 02:23:37 PM
That is just disgusting.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 25, 2014, 04:10:42 PM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on June 25, 2014, 04:37:51 PM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?

That is why I'll never own a yellow car.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 25, 2014, 06:06:51 PM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?

That is why I'll never own a yellow car.



Count me in that club!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 25, 2014, 06:35:13 PM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?

That is why I'll never own a yellow car.

I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: benb61 on June 25, 2014, 06:47:27 PM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?

That is why I'll never own a yellow car.

I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.

I've never felt red screams "look at me" but yellow and lime green definitely do.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on June 26, 2014, 06:33:34 AM
That is just disgusting.

Why do so many folks have the "LOOK AT ME!" syndrome?

That is why I'll never own a yellow car.

I admit I do own a red truck. Not because I want people to look at me, but because it's a hell of a lot easier to find in large parking lots compared to my last truck, which was white.

I've never felt red screams "look at me" but yellow and lime green definitely do.

Yesterday must have been my lucky day.  Came out of a restaurant, car on left side 'lime green' and yep yellow on other. 
lime green driven by female with more tattoos than the bimbo on 'American Pickers' so I really don't know how I didn't puke right in the parking lot.  Been a great trip so far, road construction everywhere -- more orange cones and barrels than you can believe, and traffic.  One backup south bound [luckily] was 30 miles long.  Don't have a clue what roads to take home !!!!!!!













Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 27, 2014, 08:16:48 AM
How to piss off a frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHmO5JPY-rA#)

I think that also happens if you tease mooch like that, also.  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 27, 2014, 12:54:31 PM
 ::hysterical::

Reminds me of this...

Stray Cat Attacks Woman in The Snow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDPm_t1jFS0#)

 ::laughonfloor::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 27, 2014, 01:02:07 PM
And more with cats...

I don't think you'll ever see a dog try this...

Now Who's The Scaredy Cat? | Alligator vs. Housecat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0#ws)

Even dogs know to pay the proper respect to apex predators...

You Shall Not Pass, Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs#ws)

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on June 27, 2014, 01:23:51 PM
"I'm not coming up there to get you.  You're going to have to learn to walk past the cat".

Yeah, and about half the time, the little pissers swatted at the dogs on their ways past.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 27, 2014, 05:46:55 PM
Game of Thrones, if it had come out in the 80s that is.


Game of Thrones - VHS Intro (UPDATED music) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 30, 2014, 09:12:52 AM
Add in Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream, and it's nailed, complete with VHS tracking lines.  ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 30, 2014, 05:13:00 PM
Seriously, I would watch the hell out of any TV show with that soundtrack.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 01, 2014, 12:04:48 PM
(http://www.thelookingspoon.com/images/blog/2014/redneck_surfing.gif)

http://www.thelookingspoon.com/smackdown-liberals/5553-the-only-thing-i-can-think-of-to-describe-this-is-redneck-surfing.html (http://www.thelookingspoon.com/smackdown-liberals/5553-the-only-thing-i-can-think-of-to-describe-this-is-redneck-surfing.html)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 09, 2014, 12:03:10 PM
Just before the pic was taken someone overheard him saying "That you, Michelle?" followed by ear-flapping giggles...

http://weaselzippers.us/192676-pic-of-the-day-obama-fist-bumping-gorilla-statues-for-some-unknown-reason/ (http://weaselzippers.us/192676-pic-of-the-day-obama-fist-bumping-gorilla-statues-for-some-unknown-reason/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2014, 07:19:25 AM
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/07/20140709_perry_0.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-09/caption-contest-do-i-look-im-happy-see-you-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-09/caption-contest-do-i-look-im-happy-see-you-edition)

Caption comment by "mjcOH1" nails it!

O: Hey, Chris!  Thanks for stumping for me in 2012.  How's life after Jersey Shore.
P: It's Rick.   And you're in Texas, Hadji.
O: Yeah yeah.

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 10, 2014, 07:35:25 AM
How many ways can you say "BJ?"  Lewinsky?  Clinton?  I'm sure you have your own euphemisms.  But leave it to an ex-American President from a bygone era to take the act to a level of poetry never seen.

"'Jerry — you recall Jerry...— came in while I was pondering your notes in glad reflection, and we talked about it...He told me to say that you are the best and darlingest in the world, and if he could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love’s surpassing embrace.'"

Ancient US Presidential Sex Scandal Revealed (http://www.businessinsider.com/warren-harding-presidential-sex-scandal-2014-7)

Climbing Mount Jerry...  ::pimp::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2014, 07:48:14 AM
Yeah, I caught that yesterday...kinda creepy...

But now days we have pro athletes who are a bunch of Jerry's referring to their entirety in the third person!!!

Yes, we continue to slide...

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
Oohhh...   ::puke::

While the world burns...

I bet Lurch's Joan Baez crooning is excruciating!!!

 ::speechless::   ::exitstageleft::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 14, 2014, 08:48:37 AM
Ann B compares the left to the Xenomorphs in Aliens[/quote]

With bonus snark:

 (http://www.barnhardt.biz/2014/07/13/wild-turkey-and-sprite/)
Quote
Snarky deep thought for the day:  If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for one night.  If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Of course I say we withdraw and nuke the whole thing from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Let. It. Burn.



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 14, 2014, 11:29:58 AM
Heh, that's some good stuff right there!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 14, 2014, 12:19:48 PM
Yeah, sure...

(https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/aWYpXrVRH1tYMPGqEAmNFg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTU0MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz05NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/gma/HT_jack_mcguirehalibut_record__blur_w_jt_140713_16x9_992.jpg)

https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/see-nearly-500-pound-halibut-caught-alaska-012300592--abc-news-topstories.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/see-nearly-500-pound-halibut-caught-alaska-012300592--abc-news-topstories.html)

...looks rubber to me!   :D

But I posted it any way...just for the halibut, you might say!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on July 14, 2014, 03:20:09 PM
A whale of a post

[couldn't help myself]
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 14, 2014, 08:25:48 PM
 You didn't flounder that post!    ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on July 15, 2014, 06:29:19 AM
Llibertas - hope it didn't make you crabby  ::unknowncomic:: ::hysterical:: ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2014, 06:36:15 AM
Cod no, this old squid still has a backbone...I just lose my ink once in a while...   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on July 15, 2014, 08:40:39 AM
While perched above I wondered what was coming up from the depths, it sure wasn't a mermaid.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2014, 11:31:34 AM
Egads, the beast rose from the depths and saw your Kraken?!   ::exitstageleft::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2014, 12:14:33 PM
Check this out...

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/Screen-shot-2014-07-15-at-12.31.39-PM-550x312.png)

http://weaselzippers.us/193274-pic-of-the-day-obama-still-a-clown/ (http://weaselzippers.us/193274-pic-of-the-day-obama-still-a-clown/)

Reggie is giving him the finger, Reggie said he made that same face after the Dolphins paid him an amorous visit while vacationing in Hawaii recently...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 18, 2014, 09:51:56 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 21, 2014, 06:58:00 AM
From Kevin Baker ... (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2014/07/quote-of-day-transformers-edition.html#disqus_thread)

Quote
Saw this one on Facebook.  It even got a laugh out of my wife, so I thought I'd pass it on:

    My wife asked me why I carry a gun everywhere, even inside the house.

    I answered, "Decepticons."

    She laughed.  I laughed.  The toaster laughed.

    I shot the toaster.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2014, 07:41:38 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cliff-asness-cliff-notes-progressive-america)

Those are good!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2014, 07:43:29 AM
From Kevin Baker ... (http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2014/07/quote-of-day-transformers-edition.html#disqus_thread)

Quote
Saw this one on Facebook.  It even got a laugh out of my wife, so I thought I'd pass it on:

    My wife asked me why I carry a gun everywhere, even inside the house.

    I answered, "Decepticons."

    She laughed.  I laughed.  The toaster laughed.

    I shot the toaster.

Heh!

Decepticons...

 ::thinking::

Deceptive progs pretending to be conservatives?

We should refer to the E-GOP/Ruling Class Pubbies as DecptiCons!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 21, 2014, 07:48:56 AM
XM Radio talker, Mike Church, calls 'em that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2014, 08:07:51 AM
XM Radio talker, Mike Church, calls 'em that.

This must be the guy... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Church

Not familiar with him, but hey, perhaps a "great minds" thing at work.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 21, 2014, 10:16:39 AM
Yep, that be the guy.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 21, 2014, 10:20:05 AM
  I listen every morning coming to work.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2014, 11:48:29 AM
Maybe I should look into that satellite thingy...morning crap around here blows!  Rock station shock jocks giggling about poop and butts and barfing after a hard night boozing or boring talk show clowns nobody knows or cares to know about...

Wait, isn't satellite radio a single evil conglomerate now?  Sirius/XM/whatever?  Are they evil?  Do they support progs?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 21, 2014, 12:33:27 PM
I haven't listened to morning radio since about 1990 or so.  Is KQ still playing the same 5 songs, over and over?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
I dunno.  Is that little mealy-mouthed libiot schmuck Gelfand still on there?  I haven't caught that show in eons...the old Passolt parody of Coach Burns was good, that's all I remember...I bet they still giggle about butts and poop though...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 21, 2014, 02:42:59 PM
Maybe I should look into that satellite thingy...morning crap around here blows!  Rock station shock jocks giggling about poop and butts and barfing after a hard night boozing or boring talk show clowns nobody knows or cares to know about...

Wait, isn't satellite radio a single evil conglomerate now?  Sirius/XM/whatever?  Are they evil?  Do they support progs?

Yes, yes, I have no idea, ditto.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 21, 2014, 03:46:56 PM
I had XM years ago.  Was a pain in the butt to cancel, harder than even Comcast.  They ended up charging me a month past the time I started trying to cancel.  I said reverse it or I'll never be back.  They didn't and I never did, nor would ever want to.

Not when I can now plug in my phone, and drive down the road and listen to any radio station in the world. 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 21, 2014, 04:04:48 PM
I haven't listened to morning radio since about 1990 or so.  Is KQ still playing the same 5 songs, over and over?

Too bad you don't live in the south. We have Walton & Johnson.

http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/ (http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 22, 2014, 12:32:37 PM
Via Barnhadrt.biz

the Rules of Sewage (http://davidhuntpe.wordpress.com/2013/12/08/the-rules-of-sewage/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on July 22, 2014, 02:05:20 PM
From Cliff Asness' list, a commenter added one that is pretty good:

For the children -- A stubborn and enduring belief in the Free Lunch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 22, 2014, 02:44:21 PM
Via Barnhadrt.biz

the Rules of Sewage (http://davidhuntpe.wordpress.com/2013/12/08/the-rules-of-sewage/)

Hey, that's actually not too bad.

And America has been pumped full of sewage for what...how many decades now?

At some point the stench will become inescapable even for the most dense and glandularly challenged...but by then its too late, the sewage is winning...nothing left to do but, ahh...burn it all.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 23, 2014, 02:39:23 PM
Heh!

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/07/23/kerry-defies-faa-ban-flies-into-tel-aviv/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/07/23/kerry-defies-faa-ban-flies-into-tel-aviv/)

I bet the Egyptians discovered that massive lump of lead in his ass!!!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 23, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
    ::realitycheck::  I hope the guards washed their hands after touching that slimy bunch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 24, 2014, 06:43:31 AM
They would have been wise to have donned hazmat gear!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 24, 2014, 07:34:43 AM
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/07/20140723_darth_0.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-23/you-know-its-bad-when (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-23/you-know-its-bad-when)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 24, 2014, 04:33:39 PM
(http://www.ohmz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120128-005608.jpg)

and

(http://www.ohmz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/KayleeP13.jpg)

The latter is for sale for $10 here (http://manlyart.bigcartel.com/product/shiny-pin-up-kaylee-from-firefly)
and yes, its exactly what my garage/shop needs in it.
 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 24, 2014, 04:41:38 PM
I like it, Weisshaupt.

I found one I like, too ...

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/09fa7dcf8a6ff4367db61ac7d9d1c7a9/tumblr_n93a6dW6Ss1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 24, 2014, 05:37:51 PM
I like it, Weisshaupt.

I found one I like, too ...

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/09fa7dcf8a6ff4367db61ac7d9d1c7a9/tumblr_n93a6dW6Ss1r7p8tto1_500.jpg)

So many people, so little time.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 24, 2014, 07:34:10 PM
 Hate clowns.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 26, 2014, 06:05:53 AM
No explanation needed.  ::thumbsup::

Bob Hope, Zombies and Democrats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fv5I2rmtuU#)

 ::hysterical::
 ::cool::
 ::USA::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 26, 2014, 07:56:20 AM
Wonder Woman when she first wakes up.

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/3/30859/600977-mere_mortal.jpg)

I think what makes me smile most is the idea that even perfect fictional super hero women have bad hair days and body issues.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on July 27, 2014, 07:42:46 PM
H/T: Small Dead Animals


It would seem that in their haste to kick each other's ass, these two dogs forgot all about that whole X dimension.


If That Fence Wasn't There I Would Tear You Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16soYEhVYw#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 27, 2014, 08:01:21 PM
H/T: Small Dead Animals


It would seem that in their haste to kick each other's ass, these two dogs forgot all about that whole X dimension.


If That Fence Wasn't There I Would Tear You Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16soYEhVYw#)

    That has to be one of the best yet!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 28, 2014, 07:05:58 AM
I think those two are Democrats!   ::hysterical::

Oh,and speaking of the walking dead...people still talking like this idiot -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/michelle-antoinette.jpg)

- is POTUS material!  Well, now that its nominal mate lowered the standard so damned far, sure, any scumbag is that kind of material!

But seriously, beyond the facts that she is a complete zero, do people really think America has the stomach for another Obama dipsh*t?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/F-obama.jpg)

This dude needs to add an " 's! " to his yard art!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 29, 2014, 08:17:26 AM
(http://adaptivecurmudgeon.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/senator-robert-byrd.jpeg?w=640)
A piglet named Tilly

There is your teaser.
Now go get caught up on the Curmudgeon Pig Saga  if you aren't already.

http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/pivot-to-bacon/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/pivot-to-bacon/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/makin-bacon-part-1-the-pusher/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/makin-bacon-part-1-the-pusher/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/makin-bacon-part-2/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/makin-bacon-part-2/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/21/makin-bacon-part-3-livestock-on-social-media/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/21/makin-bacon-part-3-livestock-on-social-media/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/makin-bacon-part-4-wrath-of-the-lightbulb-locusts/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/makin-bacon-part-4-wrath-of-the-lightbulb-locusts/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/23/makin-bacon-part-5-gates-delayed/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/23/makin-bacon-part-5-gates-delayed/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/makin-bacon-part-6-ego-gates/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/makin-bacon-part-6-ego-gates/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/makin-bacon-part-7-fence-lessons/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/makin-bacon-part-7-fence-lessons/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/makin-bacon-part-7-politicans-and-marines/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/makin-bacon-part-7-politicans-and-marines/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/28/makin-bacon-part-9-how-im-like-john-travolta/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/28/makin-bacon-part-9-how-im-like-john-travolta/)
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/29/makin-bacon-part-10-my-names-are-vetoed/ (http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2014/07/29/makin-bacon-part-10-my-names-are-vetoed/) (Dupe fixed)

Why are there two part 7 URLs? Well you gotta do what you gotta do. I just hope the weather holds.







Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 29, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 29, 2014, 12:15:08 PM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.

Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 29, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.

Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!

Oh sure.  Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha.  Men. ::)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 29, 2014, 01:30:09 PM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.

Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!

Oh sure.  Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha.  Men. ::)

Been subscribed for a long, long time.  I usually just read it in my email and don't visit his site direct...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 29, 2014, 05:10:34 PM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.

Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!

Oh sure.  Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha.  Men. ::)

According to my wife, the 'y' chromosome makes us lazier. I would say smarter, but she'd never buy it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2014, 06:36:48 AM
Got the two 7's; the second 9 is a dupe.

Thanks for posting these; I've got AC bookmarked, but I don't seem to have the timing down as he doesn't post anything new on the days I check.

Do like I did. Subscribe. He sends an email with each new installment. Best thing in my inbox!

Oh sure.  Go ahead and make things easy whydoncha.  Men. ::)

According to my wife, the 'y' chromosome makes us lazier. I would say smarter, but she'd never buy it.

Try "more efficient"...it might work...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 31, 2014, 11:54:35 AM
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/r-JOHN-BOEHNER-CRIES-NASA-large570-550x229.jpg)

http://weaselzippers.us/194963-shocker-boehner-cries-during-cantors-farewell-speech/ (http://weaselzippers.us/194963-shocker-boehner-cries-during-cantors-farewell-speech/)

What a wuss!

Anyway, I can't wait to make them all cry!

 ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 31, 2014, 01:52:03 PM
Aw, fer crissake.  The Crying Orange strikes again.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 01, 2014, 06:58:28 AM
I bet Das Kapital gift shop has Crying Orange bobbleheads for sale...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on August 03, 2014, 12:01:35 PM
File under "the more things change"


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xUFXc5lIlHs/U94zuEQSk1I/AAAAAAAAb4o/Z9WYvDGO6BM/s1600/cicerobeetlebailey.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 04, 2014, 06:35:53 AM
The Founders offered much the same advice...

Nobody listens to history any longer...latter day folk all think they are brilliant and have all the answers and its just rainbows and skittles from here to eternity....

 ::realitycheck::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 05, 2014, 06:15:07 AM
(https://o.twimg.com/2/proxy.jpg?t=HBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2U5ajJ0ai5qcGcUsAkUsAkAFgASAA&s=pUbHH_7ruuzjc7rzw0K0yanB98e_mUToDslYvEMSbUc)

 ::upsidedownflag::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 05, 2014, 07:04:54 AM
 ::puke::

How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?

 ::whatgives::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on August 05, 2014, 08:29:37 AM
::puke::

How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?

 ::whatgives::

 Why not just slap the crap out of hi/her and take the bike and his lunch money?  ::saywhat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on August 05, 2014, 08:49:29 AM
Via Adaptive Curmudgeon...who claims he has been to this meeting multiple times.  I know I have

The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 06, 2014, 06:50:58 AM
OK, now fess up...how many in the position of the "expert" have dream sequences during the meeting where they pummel every last one of these morons?

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 07, 2014, 11:12:22 AM
OK, now I don't like Vlad, I son't like is ilk of totalitarian Russian...

Having said that this shyt is hilarious!!!

(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xobama-banana-russia.png.pagespeed.ic.VMId3zF9i-.jpg)

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/)

This has never been done to any US President, not even Clinton...it takes a special kind of loser to be so openly mocked!

It is a funny yet embarassing thing, ain't it?  And tragic in that he makes us ALL less safe!!!   ::outrage::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on August 07, 2014, 07:40:38 PM
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2014, 06:28:22 AM
I thought maybe they were being polite...it really could have been worse...as I am sure Obama himself has done worse...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2014, 11:42:58 AM
Heh, check this out!

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/alexspurr.jpg)

+

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/googlecarcamera.jpg)

=

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/googlecarbehind1.jpg)

&

Citation!

 ::hysterical::

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 09, 2014, 10:02:59 PM
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 10, 2014, 09:38:49 AM
Heh, check this out!

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/alexspurr.jpg)

+

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/googlecarcamera.jpg)

=

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/googlecarbehind1.jpg)

&

Citation!

 ::hysterical::

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345)

Quote
The Google driver, Case recalled, “basically said he was sorry and that he was gonna lose his job.” Spurr, who did not appear injured in the crash, climbed atop his vehicle after the accident and tinkered with the high tech camera equipment mounted on the roof. Both men were traveling alone in their respective cars.

After the crash, Case sought treatment at a hospital emergency room, where he received a cat scan and X-rays. Case said that he suffered bruised ribs and whiplash in the crash and was outfitted with a neck brace at the hospital.

Case said that he expects to miss upwards of three weeks of work and is planning legal action over the accident.

Mr. Case just hit the lottery.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on August 10, 2014, 12:07:50 PM
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.


  I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 10, 2014, 07:10:23 PM
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.


  I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana


I did too...but that's racist......lololol
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on August 10, 2014, 09:15:47 PM
Yeah?  But this isn't, right?

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bushmonkeycollegeart.jpg?w=450)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 11, 2014, 07:09:52 AM
That ape is white...so the ape must be the racist, right?  I mean that is how libtards spew it....

And we haven't even gone to the snuff films etc that targeted Bush...yeah, nothing says good humor and entertainment than snuffing whitey...

And that ain't racist...because it is actually beyond it and into genocide...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 11, 2014, 10:23:16 AM
A little farm humor, for you city slickers

 I went out and bought several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

I kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

Following those roosters around used up precious time so I formulated a plan. I bought some tiny bells and attached them to the roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so I could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now I could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

My favorite rooster, old Barack, was a very fine specimen, but one morning I noticed old Barack's bell hadn't rung at all!

When I went to investigate, I saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To my amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

I was so proud of old Barack that I entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Barack the “No Bell Piece Prize” but they also awarded him the 'Pulletsurprise” as well.

Clearly old Barack was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and hosing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.

(http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/farmer.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 11, 2014, 11:28:37 AM
Good one. ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on August 11, 2014, 11:39:51 AM
Yes!  Good one, 'Hawk.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 11, 2014, 03:48:55 PM
Funny Hawk.....But I bet little barack chased more than the pullets. ::danceban::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 11, 2014, 05:36:05 PM
Found this at the People's Cube. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so true.

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/Irony_300.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 11, 2014, 05:37:41 PM
(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/SiliConMan_300.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 11, 2014, 05:38:30 PM
People's Cube on a roll.

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/GM_Obama_Biden_Facepalm.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 11, 2014, 06:18:30 PM
People's Cube on a roll.

(http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/GM_Obama_Biden_Facepalm.png)


Now that thar is funny.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 12, 2014, 07:01:38 AM
People's Cube can really bring it.

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 13, 2014, 11:13:18 AM
Beats the hell out of Obama!

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)

ETA - And in another political story...

http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)

...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...

...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 14, 2014, 11:30:04 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/TERRIBLEMOMENTS.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=247558 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=247558)

Oops!

And we all pay the price!

 ::cussing::  whore!!!

 ::pullhair::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 14, 2014, 12:28:22 PM
Beats the hell out of Obama!

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)

ETA - And in another political story...

http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)

...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...

...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?!   ::laughonfloor::

As dozens of liberals swim in the waters. The stench was too much for those poor fish.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 15, 2014, 06:40:18 AM
Beats the hell out of Obama!

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26269397/dog-elected-mayor-in-minnesota)

ETA - And in another political story...

http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/ (http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/)

...hope this gets more comments, could be good one...

...see what happens when Cankles dips a toe in the ocean?!   ::laughonfloor::

As dozens of liberals swim in the waters. The stench was too much for those poor fish.

Even a Great White would turn tail!   ::exitstageleft::   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 16, 2014, 12:54:58 AM
Vertical Limit Guide to Climbing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtg7raPDYo#ws)

Cliffhanger Guide to Climbing Gear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seluTSIqoQ4#ws)


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on August 16, 2014, 08:48:41 AM
Vault Scarecrow - Full Length (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE#)

via IMAO.us
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 18, 2014, 07:02:43 AM
Oh man, Trap will love that one?!

 ::hysterical::

You building one like this Weisshaupt?

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 20, 2014, 11:36:53 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fooledya.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=248736 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=248736)

From the comments..."...coin slot girls." 

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 20, 2014, 12:14:16 PM
She can clear my clogged drain, any day.   And maybe even fix up the old Norge refrigerator, in my garage.

::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 20, 2014, 12:37:57 PM
She can clear my clogged drain, any day.   And maybe even fix up the old Norge refrigerator, in my garage.

::thumbsup::

I'd settle for makin' me a sammich and bring me a brew. ::danceban::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 20, 2014, 02:43:34 PM
Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on August 20, 2014, 09:02:35 PM
  Easy boys!! You have socks older than her. ::saywhat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on August 22, 2014, 03:18:38 PM
H/T: Western Rifle Shooters



(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/internet-troll-20110516-102141.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 22, 2014, 03:54:49 PM
Reminds me off clowns like (name redacted/Beatlejuice Rule) at Power line.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 26, 2014, 01:14:29 PM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1252/8485/original.jpg?w=600&h)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 26, 2014, 03:06:33 PM
 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 27, 2014, 07:21:00 AM
...a bit of shrinkage on nothing is...   ::thinking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 28, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10635966_681040868648768_4938095517756701907_n.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=249789 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=249789)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 28, 2014, 07:22:18 AM
And who doesn't like some radioactive humor?

https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on August 31, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
A few postcards from Mecca:



(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/zoomie_mucca-lol-2.png)


(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/zoomie_mucca-lol-1.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 01, 2014, 04:45:27 PM
 ::whoohoo::   ::newyear::   ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on September 02, 2014, 09:42:22 PM
via IMAO

Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUb6LngRZ-8#ws)

An apologies to Apple users. ( Not really. Whats wrong with you - using a device marketed to morons?)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 03, 2014, 07:27:00 AM
Heh, good rant. 

And more crApple news!  iCloud nude pics of Hollyweirdos!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740034/Kirsten-Dunst-leads-criticism-company-actively-investigates-claims-hundreds-stars-nude-images-stolen-iCloud.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740034/Kirsten-Dunst-leads-criticism-company-actively-investigates-claims-hundreds-stars-nude-images-stolen-iCloud.html)

Bwuuhaahaaa!  I'd take thier privacy concerns seriously if they ever gave a sh*t about ours!!!

 ::mooning::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 03, 2014, 10:20:11 AM
Amusing vid, W.; thanks.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on September 03, 2014, 09:34:31 PM
So, you're taking nekked pics of yourself, sending them to the cloud and get upset because others are staring at them?

Notice to the narcissists....... May I ask WHY you post nekked pics? May I ask WHO is allowed to stare at your nekked pics? May I ask why there are so many starlets posting nekked pics? And while I'm at it, isn't this a form of art which needs to be shared with the world, especially since they are posted? Are you upset you were mot PAID for the pics?

And.....I'm pretty sure I've seen some of your breasts in the movies.


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 04, 2014, 06:40:39 AM
So, you're taking nekked pics of yourself, sending them to the cloud and get upset because others are staring at them?

Notice to the narcissists....... May I ask WHY you post nekked pics? May I ask WHO is allowed to stare at your nekked pics? May I ask why there are so many starlets posting nekked pics? And while I'm at it, isn't this a form of art which needs to be shared with the world, especially since they are posted? Are you upset you were mot PAID for the pics?

And.....I'm pretty sure I've seen some of your breasts in the movies.

Must be it, after all their sense that they are in the elite club whose privacy matters more than the commoner certainly can't be a motivation from such an enlightened and democratic bunch, eh?

(Yes, if I were a cat I'd be playing with my food...and enjoying every second of it!  Seeing these morons piss and moan is hilarious.)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 05, 2014, 11:33:49 AM
Moochelle can't find mouth with a little carrot...

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/oops-michelle-obama-cant-find-her-mouth-with-a-carrot-in-funny-or-die-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/oops-michelle-obama-cant-find-her-mouth-with-a-carrot-in-funny-or-die-video/)

...Barrack has a similar problem...

 ::rimshot::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on September 05, 2014, 03:14:00 PM
A target that big and she misses it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on September 05, 2014, 10:51:11 PM
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-05-at-11-43-05-am.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 07, 2014, 02:38:24 AM
If you haven't already seen it, funniest prank since that one with the fake elevator...

Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on September 07, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
If you haven't already seen it, funniest prank since that one with the fake elevator...

Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4#ws)

I find that funny, but I'm surprised not a one had concealed carried and emptied a mag on the poor dog.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on September 07, 2014, 10:41:03 AM
It was in Poland, so doubtful anyone but criminals were packing (isn't that how gun laws always work?).  But it does seem dangerous for the little dog, because somebody could have freaked out and kicked it or something.  Also seems like it could have easily caused an older person to have a heart attack.

It is funny though.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 07, 2014, 04:25:22 PM
So far no fatalities during zombie pub crawls either...

I think I am disappointed a little bit...   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on September 08, 2014, 12:46:08 AM
Well trained dog. Barking would have ruined the effect.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on September 08, 2014, 08:15:52 AM
A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”
The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”
The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”
“Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.
“What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”
“No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”
“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 08, 2014, 11:20:28 AM
heh.

but the progs would still say the Jew started it.   ::pullhair::

Just shoot!   ::rockets::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on September 08, 2014, 05:22:24 PM
A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”
The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”
The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”
“Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.
“What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”
“No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”
“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”

 ::thumbsup::

That'd be funny if it weren't so true.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on September 09, 2014, 02:28:33 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ELe4mAbpOFg/VA7XWADDS4I/AAAAAAAAcA4/b24xVxYZ6p0/s1600/kidsguns.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 10, 2014, 06:44:27 AM
Heh, guaranteed to send libiot heads a poppin', a bona fide two-fer!   ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on September 14, 2014, 06:42:54 PM
(http://www.louisianasportsman.com/forum/pics/p1410368370968587.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 15, 2014, 06:31:34 AM
 ::facepalm::

That's just...it's...I mean really, that is just, so...

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on September 15, 2014, 07:44:07 AM
That course has an impressive water hazard.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on September 16, 2014, 11:10:58 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/koran+wipes+.+obviously+not+mine+but+funny_755a2c_4142013.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 17, 2014, 06:45:59 AM
Heh!   ::thumbsup::

So stealin' that!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 17, 2014, 07:54:12 AM
PolySciTard study - Conservatives and liberals smell different...

http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/268219/speedreads-study-conservatives-and-liberals-smell-different (http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/268219/speedreads-study-conservatives-and-liberals-smell-different)

Well, duh!  Lefties descend from skanky early 20th century progressives, who went on the spawn FDR progressives, who then spawned a bunch of stinking hippies, who then spawned a new generation of libiots, etc...

Lefties stink!!!  What a newsflash!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on September 18, 2014, 11:22:42 AM
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102009068 (http://www.cnbc.com/id/102009068)

10% of Americans go to work stoned...

What they don't tell you -

1)  100% of them are Democrats!

2)  Most of those meeting the "work" standard are employed by government!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on September 18, 2014, 07:13:47 PM
Richard Pryor, 1st black President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cdbByTeNE#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 02, 2014, 07:33:03 AM
This is karma!

White Dykes in Ohio suing a Chicago Sperm Bank for screwing up their order for white sperm and instead got black sperm and now she is 5 months pregnant and suing...

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/ (http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/)

See, now if you bred the way God and nature intended, honey!  Well, if you stay sober that is more likely.

Silly Dyke, breeding is for normals!

I wonder who the donor is?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 02, 2014, 08:31:45 AM
This is karma!

White Dykes in Ohio suing a Chicago Sperm Bank for screwing up their order for white sperm and instead got black sperm and now she is 5 months pregnant and suing...

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/ (http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/10/02/2-white-lesbians-sue-after-becoming-pregnant-with-sperm-donated-by-black-man/)

See, now if you bred the way God and nature intended, honey!  Well, if you stay sober that is more likely.

Silly Dyke, breeding is for normals!

I wonder who the donor is?

(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lootie.jpg)
(http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01race/Lootie/looter_to_man.jpg)
(http://s12.postimage.org/45welokrx/a_lootie_2.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/6g5z.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 02, 2014, 11:26:40 AM
 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

I just knew I was going to like a response!!!

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 03, 2014, 10:39:40 AM
@WZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4libw-PhPZ8#ws)

 ::hysterical::

 ::thinking::

 ::bus::

 ::upsidedownflag::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 03, 2014, 10:54:24 AM
Obie Gonnie? ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 03, 2014, 11:42:06 AM
WTF is that?  Ebonical for "blunt roller"?

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 03, 2014, 11:48:07 AM
Darth Soros:  Your Poli Sci Professor, Obie Gynie, once thought as you do.  You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Battle/lightsaber-battle.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 09, 2014, 07:11:11 AM
Too fat to fry!

http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/article_e603e0bb-9ade-5a52-afbb-3c23b6463b92.html (http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/article_e603e0bb-9ade-5a52-afbb-3c23b6463b92.html)

Idiots!  You ever put too much high-fat burgers on a grill and get a nice grease fire going?  Same deal...  One would think an 800lb body might contain about 600-700 lbs of fat...

 ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 09, 2014, 01:57:19 PM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on October 09, 2014, 05:08:22 PM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)


Jeez Hawk......I almost reported this to a mod....Frickin nitemares tonite.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 09, 2014, 05:12:30 PM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc2%2FDavis1950%2FClintons%2FHildaBeastScary.gif&key=lbzCm3M-hqVoFDexiK8lpA&w=600&h)

Your Halloween decoration?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on October 09, 2014, 07:39:21 PM
  WYTF not even a warning.  Sick sh*t!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 10, 2014, 06:52:25 AM
That's some scary sh*t!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 10, 2014, 08:30:22 AM
I think I'll get one of those laser projectors, and project that on my garage door this Halloween. 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 10, 2014, 08:35:13 AM
You don't want anybody coming by, do ya?!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 10, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
Hey?  What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/)

Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 10, 2014, 01:24:25 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/3.bp.blogspot.com/-7BTnRqeqVxo/Usw2ugazZ8I/AAAAAAAA2Vw/Up68eQgj6Aw/s320/mother_nature_denies_global_warming.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on October 10, 2014, 05:38:48 PM
Hey?  What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/)

Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

No one said libtards could do math.

130 Watts.  Heh. A modern panel that size would be 240 watts. So to keep that thing running without draining the battery you would need 8 of those panels and a nice sunny day. I won't even get into the Battery math.
Frigging morons.
 



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on October 11, 2014, 08:21:54 PM
It's particularly amusing because the operator isn't (completely) stupid. He knows the power requirements - he's just to er, unambitious to adequately plan out his demo unit.

Lazy libs!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on October 12, 2014, 09:37:31 AM
  They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on October 12, 2014, 05:31:36 PM
Why let them in public?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 12, 2014, 08:26:52 PM
I like the way you think Rusty!   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 13, 2014, 06:49:35 AM
  They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.

Hey, JF?  Look at this!

http://news.yahoo.com/california-police-field-reports-creepy-clowns-211829738.html (http://news.yahoo.com/california-police-field-reports-creepy-clowns-211829738.html)

Libiots?   ::hysterical::

The one with a gun must be pro...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 13, 2014, 08:06:25 AM
And this...

Barbara Streisand’s stepson, Jess Brolin, is homeless. He dumpster dives to survive. And he looks like he might be the most successful dumpster diver who ever lived.

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=255575 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=255575)

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/people2.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 13, 2014, 12:42:18 PM
Quote
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”

I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign. 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 14, 2014, 06:18:42 AM
Quote
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”

I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign.

Heh.  E-GOPers have it bred into them that ridicule is something they must endure and never use against DemoProgs...against Conservatives, Libertarians and Tea Party folks, sure, but nobody else...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 16, 2014, 08:08:06 AM
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 16, 2014, 09:15:57 AM
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000)

 ::thumbsup::

 ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 18, 2014, 07:35:32 PM
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tumblr_nb399t4cpv1teor3ho1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 19, 2014, 12:04:18 PM
Oh man, what a fantastic find!  Gotta get a fathead made of this and cover a whole wall!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on October 19, 2014, 04:58:25 PM
Little Minion Boy, I'm Okay! - Best Halloween Costume Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIgpNJIXh-8#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 20, 2014, 06:46:11 AM
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all... 

I feel bad laughing, but...   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 20, 2014, 08:41:20 AM
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all... 

I feel bad laughing, but...   ::hysterical::

I don't. He's OK. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 20, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/mt562p.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 20, 2014, 02:39:45 PM
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on October 20, 2014, 07:55:52 PM
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D

I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 21, 2014, 06:58:58 AM
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D

I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.

Buy new, slightly used just will not do!   :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 21, 2014, 07:14:47 AM
Monica Lewinsky...

(http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2374162/pitpuke.0.gif)

From clueless victim to clueless slut...

I reckon it was a short walk to make...

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/monica-lewinsky-drudge-ruined-my-life (http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/monica-lewinsky-drudge-ruined-my-life)

Drudge didn't ruin your life you silly ignorant twit, a perverted old bastard ruined your life and you were only too eager to let him do it!  Stupid little girl.

And anybody who quotes Oscar Wilde to pimp for sympathy is truly a f**ked up moron.  "Oh, look at me, some mean reporter ruined my life just because I blew a guy!"

Yeah, blowing POTUS...a married POTUS and a scumbag to be sure, but, seriously you idiot, what the heck were you thinking?

Maybe she's trolling for a movie deal...

"The Big Lewinsky"

 ::facepalm::

Just go away idiot!

 ::asskicking::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 21, 2014, 08:19:57 AM
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 21, 2014, 09:17:44 AM
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::

Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 21, 2014, 09:26:19 AM
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::

Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on October 21, 2014, 07:07:14 PM
   You can't rape the willing.   ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 22, 2014, 06:36:00 AM
   You can't rape the willing.   ::curtsy4::

Statutorially speaking...

Slick Willie knew that too...

OMG!  Did you just call her a slut?! 

Well, if the shoe fits...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on October 23, 2014, 12:10:49 AM
Gross out warning. (so don't say you weren't warned) I keep waiting for the Drudge headline about video prankster shot to death by concealed handgun owner. It will happen and it will happen to the sort of people who do stuff like this. Is it funny. Yeah, sure it's funny. It's hilarious until someone empties their handgun into the chainsaw wielding faux maniac. "Oops, sorry...didn't realize you were pranking me. Is this some of your brain?"

Chainsaw Massacre Prank! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on October 23, 2014, 07:06:55 AM
You ain't kiddin Trap. I wonder how that would play out? How could you blame someone for defensive use of a firearm under a circumstance like that?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 23, 2014, 07:33:07 AM
Same for idiots who like to try to act like a real zombie out in public...

Oops, not real, well you really fooled me!  How could anyone convict?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 23, 2014, 07:39:09 AM
And this...

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/22/emergency-agencies-practice-response-to-nuclear-explosion-in-times-square/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/22/emergency-agencies-practice-response-to-nuclear-explosion-in-times-square/)

OK, serious topic, but really...their procedures are, well, kinda stupid!  I think subway and cell service in such a scenario is the least of your worries!   :o

But the funny part is in the comments -

NH45guy • an hour ago

How would this be a disaster?
  Reply
 
      Haaywood Jablomie> NH45guy • 29 minutes ago

            Because the ragheads picked NY instead of DC.


 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on October 23, 2014, 09:11:22 AM
Practice drills and contingency plans are good. But idiotic knee-jerk responses are mock-worthy.

My new job has taken me off the road and plunked down in the middle of cubicle land in a dreary and depressing office building. They recently announced that they were going to have an earthquake drill. I've often wondered what's the point of pre-announcing an emergency drill when the whole point of the drill is to measure response to a spontaneous event (but there you go).

So they say "The drill will commence at 09:00 and we want you to all duck and cover under your desks.

Now a thing you need to know if you've been fortunate enough to have avoided Cubicleland is that there are no desks in Cubicleland. Instead they have these modular connecting wall units and shelves that bolt to the walls. So you don't have a desk - you have a shelf. A shelf with a ton of crap sitting on it.

If the ground starts shaking I'll be damned if I'm going get squashed by collapsing office furniture.

My response to the drill? At 08:55 I grabbed up my gear and left.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 23, 2014, 09:17:03 AM
Yeah, we have that stupidity too, but for fire drills...like in a real fire everybody will go down the stairs in an order and proficient manner...   :o

And in case of a tornado, well, we are supposed to pile onto one hallway on one side of the building because somebody thinks that's just the spot to be safe in...
 ::)

I'll go where the herd isn't and use my best judgement, thanks.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 23, 2014, 11:03:48 AM
Yeah, we have that stupidity too, but for fire drills...like in a real fire everybody will go down the stairs in an order and proficient manner...   :o

And in case of a tornado, well, we are supposed to pile onto one hallway on one side of the building because somebody thinks that's just the spot to be safe in...
 ::)

I'll go where the herd isn't and use my best judgement, thanks.


In any dangerous scenario, avoiding crowds is almost always going to be your best SOP.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 23, 2014, 11:50:15 AM
Heh.  Chicago Walmart?!   ::hysterical::

(http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/102014-getshot.jpg)

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256764 (http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256764)

Wait, didn't they ban guns?  Can't those damn Chicago guns read?!   ::laughonfloor::



And....

Some medical humor, renaming illness after Duh Wun who makes us all ill...

http://iotwreport.com/?p=257297 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=257297)

Comments funny too!  "Enter-O Virus"!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 23, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/INFECTIOUS.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on October 23, 2014, 04:42:53 PM
Dear Moonbat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYI44RaoObw#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 23, 2014, 11:07:24 PM
Jihad Halloween

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 24, 2014, 06:29:48 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Jihadi%20and%20Muslim/NukeMecca_zpsa058f329.jpg)

That would make a Happy Halloween!!!   :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on October 24, 2014, 02:38:47 PM
Jihad Halloween

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)


# 2 Sold out? I guess I could buy #3 and alter it. I hate doing that but the wife is set on the Cleo.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 24, 2014, 03:03:02 PM
Jihad Halloween

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10404408_10153504822759298_3940073166920032479_n.jpg?oh=9491289c923b8fcd932c8b9f4b5884a3&oe=54EFBD73&__gda__=1425563014_9365b711b9e1627e63ae6114a54bd04b)


# 2 Sold out? I guess I could buy #3 and alter it. I hate doing that but the wife is set on the Cleo.

Yeah, but #6 is new.

 ::hysterical::

You're kidding about the wife I hope!   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on October 26, 2014, 10:47:50 PM
I don't like Jim Carrey. I know that you don't like him either. But I also don't like Matthew McConaughey since he came out of the closet as a 2nd Amendment hating idiot. So...this is pretty funny. A series of three SNL ads spliced together that mock the  Matthew McConaughey Lincoln MKS promos. Enjoy.


SNL Jim Carrey - Lincoln Commercial (Matthew McConaughey Fun) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsYb1ftL14#ws)


Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 27, 2014, 06:55:18 AM
OK, I heard this in the drive in today, it is funny...Carey might be a left-wing douchenozzle but he doesn't go out of his way to advertise the fact he is a douchenozzle and if he does nobody I know gives a crap (part of which may be because a) he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously b) he has a rep of being an over-acting clown and c) probably because  a & b are so widely known, people don't see him as anything other than a comic)...and this is funny as heck.

I'm not sure Lincoln appreciates it, but, it's parody of McConaughey...that quip of stepping back was good, as is the Dazed & Confused interpretation of the Zen crap of the original commercial.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 27, 2014, 11:23:30 AM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1402/2013/original.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 27, 2014, 11:59:53 AM
I'll have to keep an eye out for those kits.

Could keep the nooses off and the doors shut tight while we wait, maybe puts some swings on it and just call it a jungle gym for the kiddies...

 :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on October 28, 2014, 12:45:17 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f73bd2b691a04ac7db367d725512d5ce/tumblr_ne2poi8tzF1qz4s6ho1_1280.jpg)

http://kaching.tumblr.com/ (http://kaching.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 28, 2014, 06:54:40 AM
Heh!




From the same source, this is kinda neat.

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/592d41eaae9af5816a04941417333e1f/tumblr_n0c1vh5oJ21qc6c0go1_500.gif)

Ragnar returning home from raiding the silly English?




Oh, and imagine driving about the countryside...and then you come across this in the middle of nowhere...

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d2801cdfaebe6987ad42a89ac4147494/tumblr_mm1vhhj9gQ1qhr59ao1_500.jpg)

 ::thinking::  I wonder what happened here?  Oh well, just heed the warning!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on October 28, 2014, 08:47:59 AM
Spooning leads to forking. So please.... use condiments.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 28, 2014, 09:41:34 AM
Spooning leads to forking. So please.... use condiments.

I admit. I spewed some coffee there. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 28, 2014, 11:15:47 AM
Heh, yeah...that generated a hearty snort!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on October 29, 2014, 10:33:16 AM
Jim Carrey...spoofing Matthew McConaughey  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eN9u5N2Q4#t=96 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eN9u5N2Q4#t=96)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on October 29, 2014, 02:08:09 PM
As she has aged is seems like Ellen Degeneres has calmed down a bit on the in-your-face lesbianism, and is happy just being funny. I used to think she was one of the best back in the day, when stand-ups like her, Seinfeld, Leno, etc were in their heyday. Then she went all lesbo and became more of a lez icon than a funny lady. Now I think she's back to being a funny lady who happens to be a lesbo, instead of a lesbo who used to be a funny lady.

Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.

Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69chHMtrs4#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 29, 2014, 03:26:36 PM
I was reading an article about Soviet humor, and thought these were good.  It's also a bit depressing because it shows how the USA was at one time almost universally seen as the antithesis of sovietism.  Now some of these jokes are almost appropriate here.



    Q: What's the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?

    A: A capitalist fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was....". A Marxist fairy tale begins, "Some day, there will be...."


    Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union, just like in the USA?

    A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.


    Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.

    A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.


    Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?

    A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on October 29, 2014, 10:05:03 PM

Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.

I know who she is...but have never watched her. I don't watch much TV in general (watching the World Series right now)...but when I do...it's definitely not her. I peeked @ the youtube - about half-way through I thought "She got where she is because of her declared orientation."
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on October 29, 2014, 11:58:45 PM

Anyhoo, I think her takedown of McConaughey's ads is much funnier than Carrey's.

I know who she is...but have never watched her. I don't watch much TV in general (watching the World Series right now)...but when I do...it's definitely not her. I peeked @ the youtube - about half-way through I thought "She got where she is because of her declared orientation."

She had a huge career in stand-up comedy for many years before she came out as a lezbo.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: trapeze on October 30, 2014, 12:37:42 AM
I guess it's a matter of personal preference or taste or something. Remember, I can't stand Carrey at all these days and I thought his was much better. Carrey's skit was more in the mocking/ridiculing vein of comedy.

Degeneres, for me,  just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.

Plus, lesbian or not, I find women who wear pants suits exclusively to be kinda creepy. HRC comes to mind.

I do agree that the in-your-face lesbianism (or just about any political BS) detracts from the point of any form of entertainment. Taken to its extreme (Rosie O'Donnell's angry lesbianism, Roseanne Barr's horrid leftism, Janeane Garofalo's preachy/teachy crap and just about any musician's political musings during performance) it is ruinous to otherwise acceptable artists.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
I was reading an article about Soviet humor, and thought these were good.  It's also a bit depressing because it shows how the USA was at one time almost universally seen as the antithesis of sovietism.  Now some of these jokes are almost appropriate here.



    Q: What's the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?

    A: A capitalist fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was....". A Marxist fairy tale begins, "Some day, there will be...."


    Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union, just like in the USA?

    A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.


    Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.

    A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.


    Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?

    A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!

You are correct, these are starting to take on meaning again...

 ::facepalm::


PS - I agree with Trap, I think the Carey clip is funnier.  Ellen comes off as an uptight urban hipster wannabe, which aside from being a dyke is actually even more offensive to me, somehow...it must be the phony thing coming through...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2014, 07:45:51 AM
Oh, man!  This is fricken hilarious!

(https://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/obama-mask-robbery-two.jpg)

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/29/police-seek-dunkin-robber-who-wore-obama-mask/ (http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/29/police-seek-dunkin-robber-who-wore-obama-mask/)

Obama robs Dunking Doughnuts!

PoPo - "Can you describe the robber?"

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on October 30, 2014, 08:45:40 AM
Quote
Degeneres, for me,  just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.

I "got" the humor in both the degenerate and the carrey skits, they're just not straight-up funny to me. And that's OK because I recognize that I'm not the target audience for them.

What I do find amusing comes from the "left eating its own" perspective. Lefties are notoriously thin-skinned. Leftie comedians especially so. They can dish it but they can't take it. Old school comedians knew this and weren't afraid to demonstrate it - look at any of the Dean Martin roasts of old.

The intolerance of the left has managed to effectively drive the right off the stage (at least for the moment). So what does that leave? It leaves only the left...holding the bag. What do you get when you have the left holding the bag? Chaos. The people tagged with "Responsible" people acting naturally irresponsibly.

What's a comedian's job? Their job is to mock. Who do they mock? Anyone who isn't a sacred cow. Who is a sacred cow? Anyone who isn't a Republican. What happens if you knock everyone off the stage except the sacred cows?

Hilarity doesn't ensue. What passes for humor these days isn't laugh-worthy. At best it elicits uncomfortable titters.

In this episode of Left Eats Left we find McConaughey in these "atmospheric" car commercials that are downright creepy. carrey and degenerate both seize upon the creep-factor and mock McConaughey's commercials. What will happen next is the inevitable confrontation in some public setting where McConaughey meets up with one or the other and the true hilarity will come from the backpedaling and denials.

Man, I am a grump this morning!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2014, 08:49:56 AM
Quote
Degeneres, for me,  just doesn't come off as funny/humorous/amusing. I can only describe her schtick as trying to be funny but instead just ending up insufferably and/or annoyingly cute. Again, it's a matter of personal taste so I'm not saying you are wrong, just that her thing rubs me the wrong way.

I "got" the humor in both the degenerate and the carrey skits, they're just not straight-up funny to me. And that's OK because I recognize that I'm not the target audience for them.

What I do find amusing comes from the "left eating its own" perspective. Lefties are notoriously thin-skinned. Leftie comedians especially so. They can dish it but they can't take it. Old school comedians knew this and weren't afraid to demonstrate it - look at any of the Dean Martin roasts of old.

The intolerance of the left has managed to effectively drive the right off the stage (at least for the moment). So what does that leave? It leaves only the left...holding the bag. What do you get when you have the left holding the bag? Chaos. The people tagged with "Responsible" people acting naturally irresponsibly.

What's a comedian's job? Their job is to mock. Who do they mock? Anyone who isn't a sacred cow. Who is a sacred cow? Anyone who isn't a Republican. What happens if you knock everyone off the stage except the sacred cows?

Hilarity doesn't ensue. What passes for humor these days isn't laugh-worthy. At best it elicits uncomfortable titters.

In this episode of Left Eats Left we find McConaughey in these "atmospheric" car commercials that are downright creepy. carrey and degenerate both seize upon the creep-factor and mock McConaughey's commercials. What will happen next is the inevitable confrontation in some public setting where McConaughey meets up with one or the other and the true hilarity will come from the backpedaling and denials.

Man, I am a grump this morning!

Keep grumping, I like it!

I'd like to see this cock-fight you describe.   ;D

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2014, 11:26:11 AM
Check out these losers at SDSU!

http://weaselzippers.us/204010-san-diego-state-university-students-hold-sh*t-in-to-protest-non-gender-inclusive-bathrooms/ (http://weaselzippers.us/204010-san-diego-state-university-students-hold-sh*t-in-to-protest-non-gender-inclusive-bathrooms/)

"sh*t In"?

 ::saywhat::

I think they need to amend that to "sh*t In Our Pants!"!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 30, 2014, 11:56:22 AM
Jose can you see...where your middle finger went (http://downtrend.com/71superb/jose-canseco-shoots-off-his-own-middle-finger/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+downtrend+%28Downtrend.com%29)?

Jeez, what a dummy!





And, on  a lighter note...

(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1167904716.jpg)

http://iotwreport.com/?p=258395 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=258395)

As a boy, I just remember making a stupid face or just scowling...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 30, 2014, 01:26:07 PM
A brawl between bears on a neighborhood street in suburban New Jersey.  Just a reminder that we're not as far removed from nature as we might think.


Bear Fight Rockaway NJ Aug 14 2014 Jukin Media Verified (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMYEkAFhJuw#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on October 30, 2014, 04:22:03 PM
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Dem_Candidates_Hate_Black_Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on October 30, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
Don't forget Kay Hagan and Mary Landrieu.  They wouldn't have him anywhere near them during their campaign, clearly because they're racists.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on October 31, 2014, 02:11:03 PM
Too bad blacks in the democrat party long ago accepted to simply go from one plantation to another without realizing (or caring) they still serve the same master who simply changed names.  Sucks to be them.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on October 31, 2014, 02:19:29 PM
Too bad blacks in the democrat party long ago accepted to simply go from one plantation to another without realizing (or caring) they still serve the same master who simply changed names.  Sucks to be them.

Quote
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
--Pete Townsend
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on October 31, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and
said, “I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, “What’s your  name?”
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name.”
“I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.”
The agent said, “Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you
will  NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ! I’m
telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.”
“So be it! I guess we will not do business together,” the guy said and
he left the agent’s office.

FIVE YEARS LATER… The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.  The
agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed…

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis
van Lesbian… After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name.  I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 05, 2014, 12:48:15 PM
http://www.examiner.com/article/ufo-photobombs-the-iss-nasa-cuts-live-feed-video (http://www.examiner.com/article/ufo-photobombs-the-iss-nasa-cuts-live-feed-video)

Shy aliens.

Must be trying to find ComiCon and took a wrong turn at Uranus...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on November 05, 2014, 05:17:20 PM
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/i-voted.jpeg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 05, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 10, 2014, 09:12:40 AM
Utah's Kaelin Clay Drops Ball Before Endzone, Oregon Scores On Fumble Return (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-xHCITb2WM#ws)

There's a reason even African American Studies courses need to be dumbed down, for today's jocks.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 10, 2014, 09:56:34 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/mistakes.jpg)

Obama happens...

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 10, 2014, 02:56:46 PM
(http://borgnet-blog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/upload/image.jpg)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on November 10, 2014, 07:33:45 PM
via IMAO

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Islamic-progress.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 13, 2014, 07:44:32 AM
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 13, 2014, 08:48:31 AM
Nice!  :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on November 13, 2014, 01:27:12 PM
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town

 ::hysterical::

Cool - I have a new ditty for bluegrass tonight ;')
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 13, 2014, 01:51:13 PM
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.

When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 13, 2014, 02:15:49 PM
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.

When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Okay, it made me laugh.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on November 18, 2014, 01:23:19 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZCKTQU1QEOQ/UUyvQ-jmQGI/AAAAAAAAEhk/tmBNdYzZ4mk/s1600/Free+Obama+Dolls.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 18, 2014, 02:25:53 PM
Bwuuuuhaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on November 18, 2014, 03:03:38 PM
 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 20, 2014, 11:31:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE#t=128 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE#t=128)

(http://www.barenakedislam.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image001-vi.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 20, 2014, 11:42:54 AM
 ::hysterical::

IEG!   ::laughonfloor::

Derka derka derka!!!   ::rolllaughing::


 ::thinking::

Hey, can we get these in various species and distribute them in urban/feral/muzzie areas here?!    ::praying::   ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on November 20, 2014, 12:15:54 PM
Don't forget a couple of squirts of Ode De Goat's Ass.

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on November 23, 2014, 11:29:48 AM
It's a legit business...

(http://www.cameltowingmn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/camelhat1-256x290.jpg)

http://www.cameltowingmn.com/ (http://www.cameltowingmn.com/)

https://www.facebook.com/camel.towingmn/info?tab=overview (https://www.facebook.com/camel.towingmn/info?tab=overview)

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on November 23, 2014, 01:54:47 PM
I saw this thing and it should be funny.
But its not

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/11/206710-president-obama-gets-schoolhouse-rocked-snl-illegal-immigration-orders/?fb_action_ids=10205586808209044&fb_action_types=og.shares (http://www.ijreview.com/2014/11/206710-president-obama-gets-schoolhouse-rocked-snl-illegal-immigration-orders/?fb_action_ids=10205586808209044&fb_action_types=og.shares)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on November 24, 2014, 05:22:44 AM
Now this is funny

Studio C - Teddy's Story Joint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uHUb2qXVdw#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 03, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
Dog Fetch Fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltS0G7KA7XQ#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 03, 2014, 11:27:30 AM
Bless their hearts!   :D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 05, 2014, 07:16:14 AM
http://iotwreport.com/?p=264544 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=264544)

Hohrey cheet!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 05, 2014, 01:00:03 PM
Have you seen those nauseating "Ready For Hillary" bumper stickers?  Well, this guy is Ready For Hillary too:



(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ready-for-hillary.jpg)



Obviously this comes after a fair and open trial leads to her conviction on numerous charges....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 06, 2014, 05:40:06 PM
Gee...I, uhm...hope this is the correct forum for this one...

Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux
WASHINGTON Sat Dec 6, 2014 5:26pm EST
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206)

I uhh...hope it's not really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, strong stomach acid.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on December 06, 2014, 07:38:44 PM
I hope he chokes on it.  With all due respect.   ::saywhat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on December 06, 2014, 07:54:59 PM
I hope he chokes on it.  With all due respect.  scorn ::saywhat::

    FIFY
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 07, 2014, 11:33:30 AM
JF beat me to it.

Hey G?  I love that pic!  Want to see more.

And at some point fair and open is going to move awfully dang fast...from the criminals point of view.   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 08, 2014, 07:51:31 PM
(http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/f663706dad.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 09, 2014, 06:32:50 AM
Heh.  The real one died a while back...

Poor Pooh!  Relax pal, it's a different Chris! 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 09, 2014, 08:21:22 AM
Heh!

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2038283.1418078205!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/mugshots-bar.jpg)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michael-brown-special-missouri-bar-draws-public-ire-article-1.2038284 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michael-brown-special-missouri-bar-draws-public-ire-article-1.2038284)

Michael Brown Special...6 shots!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 09, 2014, 10:11:50 AM
LOL.  I know a gun store that has a can of Arizona Watermelon Tea and a bag of Skittles on one of the shelves in their display case.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 09, 2014, 11:06:32 AM
Heh, what is that?  Bait?   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 09, 2014, 11:47:55 AM
Check this out...Mochelle unveils the latest ladies formal wear...

(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bo-mo14.jpg)

http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229)

The "Plus Size Trash Wrap"!   ::hysterical::

Pump some helium in that and wave the Wookie goodbye!   ::laughonfloor::

Hey, Pelosi...looking at this is real torture!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 09, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
Check this out...Mochelle unveils the latest ladies formal wear...

(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bo-mo14.jpg)

http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=265229)

The "Plus Size Trash Wrap"!   ::hysterical::

Pump some helium in that and wave the Wookie goodbye!   ::laughonfloor::

Hey, Pelosi...looking at this is real torture!!!


Seriously....I couldn't get past her hair.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on December 09, 2014, 07:26:22 PM
The hair, the dress -- it's all bad.

And, it looks as though their hand-holding was photoshopped; check out how his right sleeve is so much longer than his left.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 09, 2014, 07:36:17 PM
Dang, that does look Photoshopped.  Look at how the cuff makes an unnatural 90 degree bend. It doesn't look right.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 09, 2014, 08:32:56 PM
Dang, that does look Photoshopped.  Look at how the cuff makes an unnatural 90 degree bend. It doesn't look right.


It's photoshopped......but it isn't the hand and sleeve. Find a pic of an ape and look how the hand hangs from the arm....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 10, 2014, 06:49:13 AM
The whole pic is a mess, not just the people in it...everything looks off in size...shape...definition...

But hey, the whole object here is to point and laugh, so...whatever advances that end!

Look!  A Wookie in Saran Wrap!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 10, 2014, 10:48:14 PM
Gee...I, uhm...hope this is the correct forum for this one...

Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux
WASHINGTON Sat Dec 6, 2014 5:26pm EST
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/06/us-usa-obama-throat-idUSKBN0JK0RA20141206)

I uhh...hope it's not really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, strong stomach acid.

Where's Reggie.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 11, 2014, 06:37:08 AM
Where's Reggie.....


He's getting the other end of that transaction looked at...

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 11, 2014, 08:02:35 AM
Whew, not anything serious.  Just a bruise.

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on December 12, 2014, 10:59:28 PM
I know my friends who are not on facebook cannot see this, but I do not know how to extract it for the others. But, I admit I laughed until I woke people up.  I normally do not laugh like this, but it amused me and I wanted to share it.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205231997349956&pnref=story (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205231997349956&pnref=story)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on December 13, 2014, 05:52:20 AM
That was hilarious. ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 13, 2014, 01:15:10 PM
"I need oxygen!"

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on December 15, 2014, 08:43:09 PM
My Daughter got this in her fortune cookie tonight

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/a743442c-59c3-4c86-9613-6d6bfee0b816_zps391dce6d.jpg)


All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano#)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 16, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Heh.  Resistance is Futile!

Naturally I disagree, resistance is liberty.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on December 17, 2014, 02:51:13 PM
Hitler goes to Sturgis for the Black Hills Classic bike rally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUY-H3vWhzY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUY-H3vWhzY)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 18, 2014, 06:29:53 AM
Oh man, this gag is never going to get old, is it?

"How am I supposed to look cool on a Honda?"

"None of my chicks will ride a Honda!"

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 18, 2014, 06:51:19 AM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on December 18, 2014, 07:11:21 AM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"

Somebody tell this pervert to get his hands off of me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 18, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
This is hilarious too.

Monica Lewinski's "writer's spirit" is friggin' pathetic (http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/12/monica-lewinsky-on-norman-mailer)

What libiots see as good journalism, eh?

 ::unknowncomic::

Blowing pathetic old men and writing garbage...what talent.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 18, 2014, 05:15:57 PM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"


Bill: " I wonder if red stains as bad as blue...."
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on December 18, 2014, 11:50:43 PM
"First base in six inches".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on December 19, 2014, 05:36:04 PM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"


If Huma had a kid it would look just like her.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on December 19, 2014, 06:07:56 PM
I may need to get this  blown up into a full size poster ( hattip IMAO)

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/weisshaupt/socialism_zps1e4d79bc.jpg)

Sowell never adds them to his list officially, but I would add

4. And after you do this and get your way, then what happens?

and

5. Who is to decide?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 20, 2014, 09:14:08 PM
(http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/32951)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 20, 2014, 09:16:17 PM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"

"In the Smithsonian...really Mr. President?"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on December 21, 2014, 07:46:54 AM
Caption contest!

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/12/20141217_clinton.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/caption-contest-dry-cleaning-edition)

"Guess how much?  Come on, guess?!"

I'm not the only one in my family that covets such.

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/10/04/100412-hillary-still-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 21, 2014, 01:54:49 PM
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites!   ::clapping::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on December 21, 2014, 05:37:59 PM
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites!   ::clapping::

  I would've thought that it would be four of your favorites.  ::confused::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 22, 2014, 07:07:09 AM
I just want to say I really like this thread, one of my favorites!   ::clapping::

  I would've thought that it would be four of your favorites.  ::confused::

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/golfclap1_zps0118ff61.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on December 23, 2014, 08:10:48 PM
   ::curtsy4::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 24, 2014, 09:02:11 AM

I'm not the only one in my family that covets such.

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/10/04/100412-hillary-still-1.jpg)


Looks like Cankles was reminiscing about Huma and her Magic Carpet rides.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 28, 2014, 09:57:00 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nuffins_27cfd2_5391203.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on December 28, 2014, 07:01:19 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nuffins_27cfd2_5391203.png)

 I love that!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 29, 2014, 06:53:26 AM
Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on December 29, 2014, 11:28:01 AM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/300x360xJOE4.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Y8X3Uhw1GE.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

H/T - http://iotwreport.com/?p=268105 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=268105)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on December 31, 2014, 10:54:17 PM



(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/datauri-file.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 06, 2015, 02:58:31 PM
Want to see what a dirty old man who swims naked in front of strangers, does to little girls?

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4 (https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 07, 2015, 06:30:15 AM
Want to see what a dirty old man who swims naked in front of strangers, does to little girls?

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4 (https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B6sQq_nIMAA47aO.mp4)

Poor girl...you can tell she senses pure evil.

Oh look...Plugs knows he is evil...

“I hope you have a big fence around the house!”
http://weaselzippers.us/210180-biden-to-orrin-hatchs-young-granddaughter-youre-so-hot-you-need-a-big-fence-around-the-house-to-keep-perverts-like-me-out/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210180-biden-to-orrin-hatchs-young-granddaughter-youre-so-hot-you-need-a-big-fence-around-the-house-to-keep-perverts-like-me-out/)

Actually, it is you who belongs in an enclosure...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 07, 2015, 07:04:52 AM
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)

"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".

http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)

Here's hoping you forget your safe word.   ::beertoast::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on January 07, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)

"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".

http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)

Here's hoping you forget your safe word.   ::beertoast::

Written by the dude with no balls.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on January 07, 2015, 04:48:47 PM
The perfect male, if a feminazi could tolerate any male...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/nutlessfeminazimale_zpsb6ca6d8d.png)

"Nutless brainless loser seeks uber feminazi to dominate me".

http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210106-wapo-guide-for-women-looking-for-a-feminist-boyfriend/)

Here's hoping you forget your safe word.   ::beertoast::

Written by the dude with no balls.

Which qualifies him to run as a GOP candidate.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on January 07, 2015, 07:03:21 PM
   Why doesn't he just hike up his skirt and go find a dude to bend over in front of.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 08, 2015, 06:17:30 AM
   Why doesn't he just hike up his skirt and go find a dude to bend over in front of.

Maybe he tried already...he is on to his next really bad idea...

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on January 08, 2015, 12:23:37 PM
gender bias......The next sickness which will qualify for disability....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 09, 2015, 12:02:15 PM
Alabama DNC leader gets her fat ass stuck in the toilet and brags about to friends...

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/toilet-and-woman.png)

http://weaselzippers.us/210419-alabama-dem-chair-got-stuck-on-her-toilet-told-everybody-about-it-for-christmas/ (http://weaselzippers.us/210419-alabama-dem-chair-got-stuck-on-her-toilet-told-everybody-about-it-for-christmas/)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on January 10, 2015, 07:00:34 PM
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/married-to-children.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 12, 2015, 11:30:22 AM
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/married-to-children.jpg)

One of the trademarks of a cult is a propensity to excuse the worst behavior as Holy.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 12, 2015, 11:31:30 AM
News Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies (http://iotwreport.com/?p=270091)


 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on January 12, 2015, 11:46:30 AM
News Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies (http://iotwreport.com/?p=270091)


 ::hysterical::

Why did they have to put that pic up? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on January 12, 2015, 07:49:57 PM
Since the title is "men who post selfies" I figured Geraldo was safe.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on January 13, 2015, 06:18:52 PM
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/being-a-cop-is-actually-harder-than-idiots-think/)

There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat.  (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 14, 2015, 06:17:42 AM
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/being-a-cop-is-actually-harder-than-idiots-think/)

There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat.  (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.

The comments really are a hoot.  And yeah we like to beat up on those participating in the police state, but there are plenty of Mike Brown situations where force is not only required but necessary.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 14, 2015, 12:33:21 PM
Drudge story placement, for the win!

23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...

Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 15, 2015, 06:19:44 AM
Drudge story placement, for the win!

23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...

Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...

 ::hysterical::

Retarded humans and domesticated bovines...I'm struggling really hard to find a difference beyond mere appearance....

At least Toystory has a better excuse...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 15, 2015, 06:58:34 AM
And here I always thought Kyle was the wreckless and crazy one...   ::whatgives::

Busch's ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, has accused the driver of slamming her head three times against the bedroom wall of his motorhome on Sept. 26 at Dover International Speedway.

Busch and his attorney, Rusty Hardin, have staunchly denied the accusations and cast Driscoll, who runs the Armed Forces Foundation and her own defense company, as a jilted lover who wants to destroy Busch's reputation. They have argued that Driscoll, who Busch claimed is a trained assassin deployed on many missions, was never physically abused.

Driscoll's alleged background as a trained assassin who had experience killing drug lords via long-range sniper rifles and close combat tactics – including the use of knives and poison – became a major talking point during the latter stages of the hearing.

Busch offered up specific examples of her returning from missions, sometimes with bruises.

Once, he said, they were in El Paso, Texas, where Driscoll had left that night in camouflage and boots. She returned later to the hotel at which he was staying wearing a trench coat. Under it she was wearing an evening gown splattered with blood and other matter, Busch testified.

Neither Driscoll nor her attorney refuted the claims during the hearing.

After an exchange between the two in the motor home, Driscoll alleged Busch slammed her head against the wall three times, injuring the back of her head and her neck. Busch contended that he never slammed her head, never grabbed her by the throat or pushed her head against the wall. Instead, he says he cupped her face and told her to leave.

Dover Police Detective James Wood, who investigated the complaint, said Tuesday that during the police interview Busch had said that he cupped his hands around her face, as if they were going to kiss, and told her to leave. As he did that, her head tapped the wall, Wood said on the stand.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/)

Pics of the little killer - https://www.google.com/search?q=patricia+driscoll&biw=1440&bih=793&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8Li3VNTrC4aUyQS59YLoAQ&ved=0CIsBEIke (https://www.google.com/search?q=patricia+driscoll&biw=1440&bih=793&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8Li3VNTrC4aUyQS59YLoAQ&ved=0CIsBEIke)

Yeah...I think they only thing being killed here besides the truth is a sh*tload of brain cells!!!

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lol-cartoon-ag1.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 15, 2015, 07:30:36 AM
http://weaselzippers.us/211000-54/ (http://weaselzippers.us/211000-54/)

Heh!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on January 15, 2015, 08:07:42 AM
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/B7VguY4CAAE2Kov-550x367.jpg)
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1331428925177-550x399.jpg)

Good one, Libertas!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 21, 2015, 07:23:05 AM
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1647/9781/original.jpg)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 21, 2015, 07:24:01 AM
Perfect, right in time for those Sheeple...

Reggie Love's job description - "Handle (Obama's) stuff". (http://nypost.com/2015/01/20/former-obama-aide-tells-all-in-new-memoir/)

 ::hysterical::

Yeah, we know.

And who else is this fussy about feet and shoes and everything? 

Divas!

 ::laughonfloor::

I pity the poor bastard that buys this useless tome...the only thing more useless is the work of fiction Duh Wun himself puts out he'll call an autobiography!!!

 ::rolllaughing::           
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 21, 2015, 08:04:06 AM
You know how when pr0n producers make a pr0n version of something, they cleverly change the name. 

Romancing the Stone-->Romancing the Bone.  (Yes, I used to work video stores, I remember that one...anyhoo)

Quote
Power Forward: My Presidential Education

That's not a title that will need changing, when the gay pr0n version is produced.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 21, 2015, 08:30:30 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha-good-one-dog-ag1.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on January 21, 2015, 09:12:20 AM
Quote
Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”

 ???

Dress flats?  Does he have favored dress elevators, too?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 21, 2015, 11:22:10 AM
Quote
Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”

 ???

Dress flats?  Does he have favored dress elevators, too?

It depends.

On what, you say?

On the leg length of the fella behind him?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on January 21, 2015, 04:28:57 PM
he wouldn't have issues with his feet if he would have kept the needles from between his toes.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on January 21, 2015, 09:43:53 PM
 Its not Regretsy, but its Regretsy for Kickstarter  (http://kickfailure.com/)  and its often amusing.
I miss Regretsy. April Winchell still hasn't made the archive available anywhere either.
She is still too busy being the voice for this dumb horse
(http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_assets/50ae5f7f2f53d9bfd91ae0e271e730eee3073689.jpg)

Actually Wander over Yonder is okay. Not as Good as Phineas and Ferb, but not horrible. Also often amusing.

I miss regretsy. Because that was ALWAYS Hysterical. . 

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on January 26, 2015, 10:00:11 AM
(https://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/a-price.jpg?w=630&h=419)

 ::curtsy4::

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 26, 2015, 10:09:28 AM
Big ears...weak stream...little  ::cussing::

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 26, 2015, 11:20:55 AM
The Bubblegum Baboon strikes again!

(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/xobama-gum-575x323.jpg.pagespeed.ic.H8S7mrc2MA7aJM6i83rB.jpg)

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/01/indian-press-bashes-chomper-in-chief-obama-for-chewing-gum-at-republic-day-parade/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/01/indian-press-bashes-chomper-in-chief-obama-for-chewing-gum-at-republic-day-parade/)

This POS is consistent, isn't he?  Not like any of this should be a shock anymore...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on January 27, 2015, 07:49:44 AM
HT IMAO.US (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/01/welcome-to-the-world-of-tomorrow-4/)

#Equality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-HJT8_esM#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 28, 2015, 06:38:47 AM
That was nice Weisshaupt, I am pleased I don't have to wait long before the process of getting them before they get us kicks into high gear.  That's my key takeaway anyway...

 ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on January 28, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
Got to watch this.  Funny, and he's got the moves ......

Dover Police DashCam Confessional (Shake it Off) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw#ws)

Found at http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?paged=2 (http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?paged=2)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on January 28, 2015, 06:27:33 PM
  Still funny as hell no matter how many times I watch it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on January 29, 2015, 06:48:32 AM
 ::hysterical::

That just ain't right!

But it is funny as heck!  There is no living that video down...ever.   Even after death!

St. Peter's Gate - "Hey, I know you!  You're that portly "shake it" cop aren't you?!!"  ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on February 05, 2015, 04:45:13 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on February 05, 2015, 07:13:42 PM
  I'm so stealing that!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 06, 2015, 06:14:14 AM
The flies are a nice touch.   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on February 06, 2015, 11:00:07 AM
(http://img2.owned.com/media/images/2/4/9/2/24920/weird_this_guy_talks_to_big_bags_of_garbage_540.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 06, 2015, 02:32:02 PM
I find this story funny as heck!  Would love to hear the audio! (http://fox2now.com/2015/02/06/possessed-driver-steals-police-cruiser-taunts-police-over-radio/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:15:23 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.


Oh Crap.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:15:58 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

Holy *hit!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:16:30 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.


What the crap.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:19:05 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

Dung.....Obama's been in the old ladies night cream again.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:20:23 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

I knew Obama was a sh*te.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:21:10 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.


Nincompoop.....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:21:37 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

Lord of the flies.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 07, 2015, 11:23:18 PM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

Somebody get the man a stool.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on February 08, 2015, 02:09:48 AM
White House releases new Presidential photo portrait:



(http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/michael_vick_dog.jpg)


As usual, the flies were there.

Nobody took "Sh*thead" yet? OK, it's mine.

Sh*thead.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 11, 2015, 12:30:10 PM
http://iotwreport.com/?p=274129 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=274129)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 11, 2015, 04:42:01 PM
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)

The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!

One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on February 11, 2015, 06:28:46 PM
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)

The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!

One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.

Yea, cuz everyone wants to be shot out of a cannon at least once in their lifetime.

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 12, 2015, 06:31:00 AM
Anybody see the recent Top Gear Ambulance Challenge episode? (http://21topgear.com/ambulance-challenge-part-1/)

The patient delivery systems to the ER at the end was hilarious...had me rolling!

One of the few shows on I truly enjoy.


Yea, cuz everyone wants to be shot out of a cannon at least once in their lifetime.

 ::laughonfloor::


The hand brake-power slide ejection method was funny too...

You're there, Doc can take care of you now!   ::hysterical::

And wtf was James May thinking with a hearse?   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on February 12, 2015, 02:14:07 PM
(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/American_Sniper_Al-Qaeda.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 12, 2015, 02:19:46 PM
You know...what we see as parody...they actually probably see as reality...

 ::facepalm::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 12, 2015, 03:01:00 PM
Speaking of parody or reality...

*TRIGGER WARNING*

Do not have any remnants of a drink in your mouth while watching.

In Iowa, Joe Biden Gives A Shout Out To “An Old Butt Buddy” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y#ws)



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: IronDioPriest on February 12, 2015, 04:16:05 PM
WTF Joe Biden? Insane much?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on February 12, 2015, 07:58:42 PM
Speaking of parody or reality...

*TRIGGER WARNING*

Do not have any remnants of a drink in your mouth while watching.

In Iowa, Joe Biden Gives A Shout Out To “An Old Butt Buddy” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y#ws)

What is REALLY sad, is that this was not the stupidest thing he said today.

http://www.redstate.com/2015/02/12/joe-biden-joe-biden-opens-his-mouth/ (http://www.redstate.com/2015/02/12/joe-biden-joe-biden-opens-his-mouth/)
<    The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee should embrace the notion of a third term of the Obama presidency, Vice President Biden said Thursday, during a speech at Drake University in Iowa.

    “I call it sticking with what works,” Biden declared.
>
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 13, 2015, 06:35:07 AM
Just Joe being Joe...

I guess some butt-buddies are better than others...and Joe would know...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 13, 2015, 09:05:44 AM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed-9.jpg)

Have a nice weekend.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on February 13, 2015, 02:41:24 PM
A new variation on an old favorite:



(http://www.moonbattery.com/animated-thats-racist.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 16, 2015, 08:01:40 AM
Bun vs pole, pole wins (http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/02/15/no-bologna-oscar-mayer-wienermobile-crashes-near-harrisburg/)

 ::hysterical::

When I saw a headline mentioning "weinermobile" I thought for a sec that Carlos Danger had reappeared!

Glad that wasn't the case.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on February 16, 2015, 09:08:40 AM
"Driver also arrested for Hotdogging" ---yea I know sic, but it's early and I'm not awake yet.....couldn't resist..... ::bashing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 16, 2015, 09:27:34 AM
Not bad, Rusty...especially for a guy not fully awake yet.   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on February 16, 2015, 01:35:23 PM
http://www.infowars.com/cult-of-personality-iloveobama-trends-on-twitter/ (http://www.infowars.com/cult-of-personality-iloveobama-trends-on-twitter/)

and

http://www.infowars.com/americans-sign-petition-to-add-soylent-green-to-michelle-obama-school-lunch-menu/ (http://www.infowars.com/americans-sign-petition-to-add-soylent-green-to-michelle-obama-school-lunch-menu/)

People Sign Petition to add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama's Lunch Program (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhxbFMQ1gWk#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 16, 2015, 02:21:45 PM
 ::laughonfloor::

Soylent Green! 


Ree Fungorio @ReeFungorio
Follow
#ILoveObama because I can only hope this cult has a suicide plan.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on February 16, 2015, 09:36:03 PM


Feminist 'Music' is the Funniest Thing Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wrXi_5WSw#ws)

via http://www.springeraz.blogspot.com/ (http://www.springeraz.blogspot.com/)  which I found via IMAO.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 17, 2015, 06:11:17 AM
Not the wailing she-wolves again! 
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 17, 2015, 07:22:37 AM
OK, this is hilarious.

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/SDSU%20SA%20Suspect_zpsxgreevbo.png)

According to the Times of San Diego, which initially caught the flub that aired on California news station KSWB around 10 p.m., a photo of President Obama was shown with the words "NO CHARGES" underneath it as anchor Kathleen Bade said 'The only suspect in a sex assault at SDSU (San Diego State University) will not be charged.'

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-16/new-greatest-obama-error-ever (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-16/new-greatest-obama-error-ever)

 ::hysterical::

Sure would look better captioned "Indicted"!   ::whoohoo::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 19, 2015, 06:51:09 AM
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)

Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on February 19, 2015, 08:01:14 AM
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)

Someone had to do it.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 19, 2015, 08:04:46 AM
I couldn't...

It is just too creepy!   ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on February 19, 2015, 08:12:24 AM
Where is all the militant feminist outrage over Bidet's constant sexual assaults against womyn?

(silly question I know ;')
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 19, 2015, 11:43:50 AM
 ::hysterical::

http://iotwreport.com/?p=275124 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=275124)

Man who falsely claimed detective assaulted him caught on video punching himself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHRpwsM6qI#)

Must be a Libiot!!!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on February 19, 2015, 02:52:16 PM
I hope he got some sort of perverse pleasure outta punching himself cuz it did him absolutely no good!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 20, 2015, 05:39:56 AM
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)

Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)


Uhhh.... mayor......Most cities ARE Loon mountains. Embrace it, racist.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on February 20, 2015, 08:58:07 PM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/failed.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on February 20, 2015, 11:58:41 PM
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on February 22, 2015, 09:00:56 AM
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0267/4223/products/militarydog_print_fafb9c2b-b6af-4adc-b577-a431b203ca76_large.png?v=1412169208)

If you don't know why this is cool (http://www.teeturtle.com/collections/top-sellers/products/dog-of-the-military) then you just aren't watching what I tell you to watch. OBEY.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on February 22, 2015, 07:20:16 PM
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"

 ::rolllaughing::
More like
No prog would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked if the right people were in charge."
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 23, 2015, 06:19:11 AM
No prig would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked (if not for those pesky Republicans)"

 ::rolllaughing::
More like
No prig would ever be humble enough to name it that. more like, "More cool ideas that would have totally worked if the right people were in charge."

Wait..."right people"?

Sounds like a value judgement!

You are not trying to say libidos have good values or good judgement, are you?

Now, we know what they say...but we know them for the hypocrites that they are...telling other people not be be judgemental when they themselves are radically judgemental!

I say use that book of failure to start the pyres!   ::whoohoo::

Now, that's what I call entertainment!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on February 23, 2015, 10:53:28 AM
Not my idea of recreational activity...but hey, if they are not hurting anybody but themselves, fine with me.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows (http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2015/02/marty_s_chilly_message_to_daredevils_stop_jumping_out_of_windows)

Hilarious, that Boston Strong is once again clamping down on random acts of liberty once again, eh?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/NoNoNo_zps19110a5a.jpg)

I wonder if that's considered and executive order?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 23, 2015, 11:59:50 AM
I thought maybe Dan would weigh in on this...

Must be having a hard time getting up...all that snow and cold...and having to put up with idiot politicians talking out their butts and mucking things up even worse...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/getupalready_zpsdyejopbi.gif)

 ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 24, 2015, 12:04:55 PM
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)

Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)

Yeah, they talk big...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on February 24, 2015, 03:37:13 PM
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)

Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)

Yeah, they talk big...
Suits me just fine....send it space mail ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 25, 2015, 06:28:11 AM
(http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/hk/9dO3E1tyAM9FEJoQjUgzLfLy1j/www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/575x322xobama-missile-russia-575x322.jpg.pagespeed.ic.TRrVHMkr-hbYYAc3qUEY.jpg)

Missile reads: “To be personally delivered to Obama.”

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/russia-pushes-reset-button-parades-missile-marked-to-be-personally-delivered-to-obama/)

Yeah, they talk big...
Suits me just fine....send it space mail ::hysterical::

Looks like the Russian equivalent of the Nork NoDong...I don't think it can get up!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on February 25, 2015, 07:17:26 AM
Seen recently in eastern North Carolina:

(http://media.graytvinc.com/images/466*350/ice-ice-jeep-01.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on February 25, 2015, 09:08:04 AM
Yoga pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 26, 2015, 07:08:19 AM
It's not often a sitting SCOTUS justice can make the "Entertainment" thread on any forum...heck I bet until Obama came along no forum thread had such an ignominious honor...so no surprise that an Obama pick makes another notorious first...

Justice Elena "It's Pat!" Kagan - “A fish is, of course, a discrete thing that possesses physical form,” she wrote. “See generally Dr. Seuss, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (1960).”

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/25/elena-kagan-uses-dr-seuss-case-argument/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/25/elena-kagan-uses-dr-seuss-case-argument/)

 ::laughonfloor::

Harvard must be soooo very proud!

 ::hysterical::




ETA - Maybe it's just me, but I found this kinda funny...not so funny for the losers, but...still, kinda funny!

Basketball stuck on rim in final seconds of game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHX6fR8-tE#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Magnum on February 26, 2015, 12:17:41 PM
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)

Someone had to do it.

Its even gets worse:
Joe Biden Is That Creepy Uncle You Avoided at Family Reunions as a Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaSlSaNvCc#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on February 26, 2015, 02:41:12 PM
Joe Biden Puts His Hands on Ash Carter's Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA#ws)

Someone had to do it.

Its even gets worse:
Joe Biden Is That Creepy Uncle You Avoided at Family Reunions as a Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaSlSaNvCc#ws)


Yep....EWWWW.....Creepy. Joe just being Joe has a problem.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 27, 2015, 06:13:05 AM
Democrats...license to sleaze.

I bet 'ol Slow Joe misses his old wingman...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/chappaquiddick.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on February 27, 2015, 11:56:52 AM
We've all heard the expression "don't lose your head"...but..."don't lose your balls"?

I mean, before Clinton and Obama...

http://iotwreport.com/?p=276186 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=276186)

Good luck getting those back...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on March 02, 2015, 09:00:49 AM
Because we all know it's true....

(http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0168_ALCOHOL_SALAD.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 02, 2015, 09:28:36 AM
That'd look good on a beer mug.   ::beertoast::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: rustybayonet on March 02, 2015, 10:00:19 AM
Yoga pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QltPmNxbDss)

Same guy -Tim Hawkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHIDE8CY1dU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHIDE8CY1dU)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 02, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying | After Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Kju_-1sYM#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 03, 2015, 06:20:24 AM
Heh, clever and funny, Weisshaupt...it does highlight my big issue with TNG...just too clean, too perfect (despite the writers attempts to show otherwise, which still comes down to "well, duh...people make mistakes" anyway)...the originals had more grit and grime to them and it seemed less Utopian and therefore a little bit more realistic, at least to me (but the big screen attempts came off better than the TYV series IMO).  The cult thingy/trekkies was kinda hilarious...and good friend hooking his pal up with the L.Ron cult was funny.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on March 03, 2015, 02:45:05 PM
https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1797/5468/original.jpg?w=600&h
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 04, 2015, 11:41:56 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)

Bleeping metro's!

They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!

 ::hysterical::

Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK?  You can do it!!!   ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on March 04, 2015, 03:27:55 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)

Bleeping metro's!

They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!

 ::hysterical::

Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK?  You can do it!!!   ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to  ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 05, 2015, 06:29:53 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)

Bleeping metro's!

They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!

 ::hysterical::

Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK?  You can do it!!!   ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to  ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.

Oh hey, targets that juicy are going to have herds of angry bipeds after them!!! 

Maybe set up a good ambush point they might get flushed to...   ;D
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on March 05, 2015, 07:07:55 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/ (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/04/at-emilys-list-gala-sen-al-franken-apologizes-for-being-a-guy/)

Bleeping metro's!

They are oblivious to the fact that they will ensure their species dies out!

 ::hysterical::

Hey, Al...get onto the die-out phase already, OK?  You can do it!!!   ::whoohoo::
I'm not sure but if he doesn't apologize for f**king the country over during his tenure as a pos liberal/progressive, I'm electing to  ::rockets:: one piece at a time when WE catch up with him during hostilities.

Oh hey, targets that juicy are going to have herds of angry bipeds after them!!! 

Maybe set up a good ambush point they might get flushed to...   ;D
"This way for free prime rib and haircuts"
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 05, 2015, 08:36:54 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1506652_1118081831554602_4049850791107119181_n.jpg?oh=8cd74c01317e0e7db8faedd00ea4f04f&oe=559221AB&__gda__=1433905954_452f02f93d989453c3c57bbbcd7b575a)

 ::beavisbutthead::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 10, 2015, 08:56:41 AM
In thought y'all might like to watch this clip...some guy comes up with the High School Boys Hockey "All Hair Team" nominees and honorable mentions...I watch the games so I recognized most of them...the Fabio kid caused quite a stir...I told my Nephew who can try out for his HS team next fall he has to take notes...playing well is one thing, gotta look good doing it too!

 ;D

Enjoy!

2015 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 10, 2015, 09:46:28 AM
Funny stuff.

I leaned hippie-ish in high school. I actually was in a position where I could move between the cliques fairly smoothly. I was also a decent but completely disorganized athlete. I shattered our schools 440 record - which left jaws on the pavement. The coach tried desperately to recruit me for their team but told me I would have to cut my hair (yes that was still a requirement in those days). I had no problem with joining the team and still think I could have done really well, but it had to be on my terms. They were adamant....and so was I. No sports for me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 11, 2015, 06:40:52 AM
Heh.  I could circulate in different crowds too, but home was with the rowdies...I know, shoicking isn't it?!

Sports came and went...football, wrestling...track and cross country I stuck with the longest...then partying and girls became more important.  :D

Hard to describe my hair...it was wavy on top, had wings to the side and the bottom side and back were all waves and tight little curls...stretch it out it could go half down my back, but it would coil up...it was a mess.

Kinda like the hair on this poor bastard...just my curls weren't that big...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Choke%20and%20Puke/2uqn3f7.gif)

 ::hysterical::

And I had a severe problem with authority figures...telling me to do something would guarantee the opposite and telling me not to do something would gurantee it happening...

Funny...I am coming back around to that huh?  This time though, it's personal.   ::evil::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 17, 2015, 11:33:48 AM
(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/03/Penis-neckline-@DailyMailAU-640x480.jpg)

The hottest fashion statement since

(http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BbhTRmh.jpg)

 ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 17, 2015, 11:43:01 AM
 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on March 17, 2015, 12:39:33 PM
I can almost hear that concrete slab groaning in protest.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 18, 2015, 09:47:15 AM
Who's the anime watcher here, again?  Anyhoo, What if Joe Biden had his own show on Crunchyroll?

http://www.dorkly.com/post/72803/is-joe-biden-too-touchy-feely-with-anime-school-girl-constituents (http://www.dorkly.com/post/72803/is-joe-biden-too-touchy-feely-with-anime-school-girl-constituents)

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/919/381/4a2.jpg)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 18, 2015, 11:08:43 AM
Whose that other clown?  Spitzer?  Run, girl, run!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 19, 2015, 07:53:34 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Misc/Cheeto_zps7temkkzz.jpg)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 19, 2015, 11:07:59 AM
That other "man" is the father of the little girl getting molested.  Taking one for the team, apparently.

Anyhoo, back to laughing.  Grace under pressure?

Michelle Obama meets Japan's Emperor and... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5XP0vxR1Ao#ws)

or

Blue Oyster Cult Godzilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0#ws)

Oh, no.  There goes Tokyo go go Godzilla!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 19, 2015, 11:28:17 AM
Actually...

I think I'd rather meet Godzilla!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on March 19, 2015, 05:56:34 PM
Prime Minister says to his wife, "See, wookies are for real! ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 20, 2015, 07:01:04 AM
Okay its not really funny but the propaganda piece is over the top

Listen to the joyous happy music about how you will get your subsidy clawed back and how the new better partisan IRS  will be enforcing the rules, and how excitingly complicated they are.  But happy music, so it must be good.

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=91212&siteSection=washingtonexaminer&videoId=28548006 (http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=91212&siteSection=washingtonexaminer&videoId=28548006)

The ads last bit of advice? "Seek Professional Help"

And the Article that goes with it...[url]

 (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/many-people-unaware-of-obamacare-penalty/article/2561702)
Quote
The Obama administration is still providing them with an extra signup period that started on Sunday and lasts until April 15. But officials have acknowledged there are challenges in getting that key demographic to sign up.

You mean that illegal extension the Administration by law can't offer?  Right.

Quote
"We do know that are some people … that didn't learn about open enrollment and didn't learn about the requirement to have coverage until they paid their taxes," Andy Slavitt, principle deputy administrator at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said last week.

"For many people, this will be the first time they discover they have the opportunity to get coverage for themselves and their families," he added.

Yes you discover that the Federal government is involved in a conspiracy to extort money out of your for insurance companies by using the IRS as a weapon!
Remember the tax,penalty , protection money goes back the insurance companies as a subsidy for poor people!
Oh Goody!

Quote
A McKinsey study this month found that 41 percent of uninsured Americans are unaware of the tax penalty, which will equal either $95 or 1 percent of income above the filing threshold — about $400 for a person earning $50,000

Or $1000 for a person earning 100K,  going up to $2000 next year and $4000 the year after. Oh, did I forget to mention that?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 20, 2015, 07:07:02 AM
Nobody stopping the Little Dicktater or his minions...

BITS!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 23, 2015, 07:59:30 AM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed-31.jpg)

One foot here and one foot there...Moochister is a Milton Bradley game.   ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 23, 2015, 08:08:51 AM
 ::hysterical::

I am NOT touching that!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on March 23, 2015, 03:19:04 PM
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 24, 2015, 06:19:13 AM
My boss moonlights at Block, I can definitely confirm what Don said.

Hilarious, ain't it?  Both the idiots and their masters never read the thing!

Nor did they listen to those of us who did and/or warned them what was coming!

ObamAmerica, where the lowest denominator sets the bar...   ::mooning::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on March 24, 2015, 07:38:03 AM
Ironic that if I didn't have plans to bug out, I'd be doing taxes after "retirement" also.  I'm in the private sector and have to "retire" at 55 to take my profit sharing, which is enough to make me want to "retire" at 55 so as to not jeopardize it, but not enough to fully retire and pay north of $20,000 per year just for Obamacare for two.

Just saw an example yesterday with a guy tweeting his quotes.  $1,250 per month just for the major med policy, with $6,000 in co-pays per person.  That's insane.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 24, 2015, 07:44:23 AM
$21k per?!   ::speechless::

Beyond insane!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 24, 2015, 07:48:45 AM
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.

I saw a poll recently that put that number in the high 40's.   Hey, Wake up morons.
Even better are the people who signed up  on estimated income and are going to get a claw back this year.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 25, 2015, 09:22:20 AM
I'll take "More scary shyt" for $200, Alex (http://weaselzippers.us/218406-michelle-obama-makes-surprise-appearance-on-jeopardy-to-promote-wait-is-she-bald/)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on March 25, 2015, 12:11:10 PM
My sister in law is a CPA. You would be surprised by 1) the amount of people who do not have health insurance 2) They have no clue there is a fine.

I saw a poll recently that put that number in the high 40's.   Hey, Wake up morons.
Even better are the people who signed up  on estimated income and are going to get a claw back this year.

BTW, The Dread Traitor Roberts re-wrote the legislation to make that a tax, not a fine...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/untitled_zps1zrpaew0.png)

Dread Traitor Roberts be B. Hussein O's best butt-buddy!

Be sure to treat them the same!   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on March 27, 2015, 08:12:54 AM
For those of you not wise enough to get on Adaptive Curmudgeon's mailing list:

https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-0/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/21/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-1/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-2/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-2-5/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/24/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-3/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/25/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-4/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/26/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-5/
https://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2015/03/27/my-woodsplitter-goes-to-eleven-part-6/



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 27, 2015, 10:12:56 AM
From part 5:

Quote
Many (most) cops mean well. I get that. I do. Really. It’s just that you don’t know which one you’ll draw. Your specific exposure to the random pool of police officers is a crap shoot.

Soups law states that the integrity of the cop you encounter is directly proportional to how hinky your circumstances are. Thus, if you happen across a body with a weapon next to it (for the love of God!) don't touch anything!

I've heard that good cops exist. But then I've heard about unicorns and bigfoot too.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 05, 2015, 01:29:28 PM
Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe: Every TV news report on the economy in one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2iVe8_Ato#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 05, 2015, 04:14:19 PM
Snark in a British female accent is almost always grade A stuff. 

Even the name "Weekly Wipe" is so fitting.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 06, 2015, 07:39:34 AM
Brilliant on every level.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 07, 2015, 11:51:29 AM
See, hanging around this minion of Satan draws a plague of bees...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/11518786/Bees-interrupt-Barack-Obama-storytelling-as-children-scream.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/11518786/Bees-interrupt-Barack-Obama-storytelling-as-children-scream.html)

Just say no to Obama!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 13, 2015, 11:43:46 AM
If we can overlay political and economic demographics I think we can make some reasonable deductions...or just overlay the incidence of illegal drug usage to save time...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3031829/Has-neighbourhood-buzzed-aliens-Interactive-graphic-shows-location-official-UFO-sighting-world-1933-2015.html#ixzz3WrSdztpo (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3031829/Has-neighbourhood-buzzed-aliens-Interactive-graphic-shows-location-official-UFO-sighting-world-1933-2015.html#ixzz3WrSdztpo)

Talk about being buzzed...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 15, 2015, 09:06:26 AM
Via Barnhardt.biz

How to Become Gluten Intolerant (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 12 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798#ws)

While specific to Gluten Victimization, this is true of every liberal victimization strategy.

They are all good

How to Become a Vegetarian - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 3 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvdf6e8birI#ws)

Truth About Conspiracy Theories - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 13 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Hpix8O9Qs#ws)

Chem-trails prevent terrorism.

How to be Ultra Spiritual (funny) - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg#ws)

Dating Spiritual People - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 8 - with JP Sears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nljqSMj9s#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2015, 06:48:21 AM
One of ESPN's Barbie's loses it when her car gets towed...

(http://cbswashington.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/britt-mchenry-fed-ex-field-fb.png)

“I wouldn’t work in a scumbag place like this,” she says, as reported by Sports Illustrated. “That’s all you care about, taking people’s money. With no education, no skill set, just wanted to clarify that. Do you feel good about your job?… So I can be a college dropout and do the same thing?… Maybe if I was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?… I’m in television and you’re in a f—— trailer, honey.”
 
The video comes to an end with a clip of McHenry walking away saying, “Lose some weight, baby girl.”

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-suspended-after-ugly-parking-lot-rant-surfaces-online/ (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-suspended-after-ugly-parking-lot-rant-surfaces-online/)

McHenry has been suspended for one week over the leaked video.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 17, 2015, 07:56:55 AM
Crazy Lady is pretty proud of her Communication Studies Degree, isn't she?

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6irlHk8M1qlmsnyo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2015, 11:16:16 AM
Rush is playing the audio of the video...

Man, is she ever an elitist spoiled brat...

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on April 17, 2015, 11:33:53 AM
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on April 17, 2015, 11:35:35 AM
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.

Oh, and the bookend to that is:

"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"

Soon enough she will have neither.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2015, 11:45:46 AM
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.

Oh, and the bookend to that is:

"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"

Soon enough she will have neither.

If she doesn't have a preping sugar-daddy, she might get by hooking for a while when it all goes sideways, but that won't last long...


ETA - OMG, Rush's prediction of what Britt will turn into...he plays the shrill Hillary screed!!!    ::speechless::   ::exitstageleft::

A fate worse than death!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on April 17, 2015, 01:57:55 PM
More fun -  Why are you supporting Hillary? (http://campusreform.org/?ID=6452)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 17, 2015, 07:55:04 PM
  Can we use the fat old white men on her this go around?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 20, 2015, 06:43:54 AM
Yeah, why not.

The way things have been going lately a refrain of "because he/she/it is a transvestite neo-pagan...and it's about time" is propbably just around the next corner...

Who would've thought Idiocracy was a plan, not just a silly movie?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 20, 2015, 07:27:39 AM
H/T - WRSA

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0ai6Ltntu9c/VTP7N5PrSyI/AAAAAAAAI2E/3P6RIB7k2RY/s1600/milleannials.jpg)

http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/04/lazy-sunday-linkage_19.html (http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/04/lazy-sunday-linkage_19.html)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 21, 2015, 11:30:40 AM
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on April 21, 2015, 08:14:23 PM
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

 ::rolllaughing::


This is what happens when you don't sleep with the sperm donor.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 21, 2015, 10:17:12 PM
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead (http://weaselzippers.us/221181-lesbian-couple-sues-atlanta-sperm-bank-after-they-learn-donor-is-schizophrenic-dropout/)

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

 ::rolllaughing::


This is what happens when you don't sleep with the sperm donor.

'Zackly.  Concockt-a kid.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 22, 2015, 07:05:36 AM
I tell ya, there are so many stupid people about, it's hard to keep up with all their antics!

Homeopathic herb store operator slays Dell PC with 9mm (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/colorado/colorado-computer-killer-786520), and check out the picture, doesn't look like your usual gun-toter...this homeo (cough! weed dealer cough!) looks about as lethal as a pimple!  Oh, and blue screen of death?  How old is this PC?  Probably time for an upgrade, dude.  And that blue screen is probably coming from MicroSoft mroe than Dell...

 ::hysterical::

Benny feels sorry for censoring his evil slave-owning ancestors (http://variety.com/2015/biz/news/ben-affleck-slavery-pbs-censor-ancestors-1201477075/#).

Keep grapling, dumbass!   ::mooning::

This level of stupid is permanent.

OK, now this next one is kinda funny!

Tree planted to honor the memory of the Ferguson Dindu Nuffin is vandalized (http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/28855675/tree-honoring-ferguson-teenager-michael-brown-vandalized-shortly-after-being-planted)...

The first comment by Robert Duncan started things nicely - "That poor tree.  Cut down in the prime of it's life.  Limbs up, don't cut!"

 ::laughonfloor::

And how can we have a full discussion about idiots if we miss out on those who like to throw (all) their sh*t at others?

The Queer Student Union at California Polytechnic University recently orchestrated a three-day “sh*t-in” at which students preached “Gender Diversity” and encouraged students to use solely gender-neutral bathrooms on campus (http://www.breitbart.com/california/2015/04/21/poop-equality-students-hold-sht-in-at-public-california-university/)

Wow.  I guess most of these idiots are there on minority scholarships, right?  Any self-respecting parent with a kid this stupid paying for this would be wise to stop the checks!  Yeah, let's act stupid for less than 1/1000th of the population!

 ::hysterical::   ::effu::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 22, 2015, 10:10:19 AM
  I would think that gender diversity is the opposite of what they're trying to achieve??  I would think that "Gender Similarity" would be closer to the mark.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 22, 2015, 11:54:07 AM
New York Judge Grants 2 Chimps Legal Personhood (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/evolution-new-york-judge-grants-2-chimps-legal-personhood/)

Great.  More Democrats!

Probably neater and more well behaved than most Democrats though....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 23, 2015, 11:45:45 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/gassy%20kids_zpshhgnumgz.png)

I'm pretty sure gas station food isn't going to alleviate the condition...

 ::hysterical::

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/seniors_zpsrxpgfzb8.png)

Actually, I may need this, where's this at? 

I get to have the hygiene discussion with my folks this weekend, yaaaaaaaa!

/

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on April 25, 2015, 07:52:06 PM
  re you nuts?? How do you even bring it up without getting clubbed?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 28, 2015, 06:52:35 AM
Only my mother gets mad, my father won't remember and/or care...

We'll have the conversation again...and again...and again...

 ::bashing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 29, 2015, 09:23:20 AM
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1 (https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1)

 ::hysterical::

 ::thinking::

 ::upsidedownflag::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on April 29, 2015, 09:49:35 AM
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1 (https://www.google.com/maps/place/2618+12th+St,+Detroit,+MI+48216/@42.334492,-83.073766,3a,57.7y,333.15h,88.6t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sh69pRCsPL4atLVgiBOacNw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x883b2d56d59fcac5:0xeb24b08fedf3d58a!6m1!1e1)

 ::hysterical::

 ::thinking::

 ::upsidedownflag::

Yeah, how they likin' him *now*.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 29, 2015, 11:16:19 AM
It's Detoilet...nobody should care about it or the fools infesting it...

But asking them to remain willingly ignorant, that is kinda funny!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on April 30, 2015, 07:27:43 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11200880_481276028696030_2284795741802612460_n.jpg?oh=2ed665148d1ccd87174845171a80296e&oe=55CC65B5&__gda__=1440652947_95f684afdb2c6c2e5f2e1f97df390e6e)

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on April 30, 2015, 07:48:35 AM
I bet that dude got weed.   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 03, 2015, 09:56:06 PM
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 05, 2015, 01:03:59 AM
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)

That was pretty cool. ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 05, 2015, 08:43:21 AM
http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined (http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined)  via IMAO
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 05, 2015, 09:03:22 AM
http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined (http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/208-study-socialism-works-98-of-the-time-it-is-imagined)  via IMAO

Said Dr. Halbert, “The people in North Korea we were allowed to interview were the most enthusiastic.  They not only declared their economic system the best in the world, but the best ever in the solar system.”   

 ::laughonfloor::

I bet this creature rode dirty like whatshisnames momma!

The end of this is priceless!

Eventually some students did manage to bribe university guards or tunnel their way out of the testing facility, according to Director Halbert.  “But we tracked most of the traitors down,” the director said Friday.  “We just couldn’t let the imagining process be tainted by their pessimism. They had to be stopped…We brought them back and showed them photos of their relatives tied up and beaten.  They professed to imagining the system working flawlessly after that.”

Yup.  98% imagined.  That 2% is a real bitch.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 06, 2015, 08:37:43 AM
That's snark, right?  It's hard to tell as Poli Sci departments really do kind of work like that.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 06, 2015, 12:32:07 PM
Left Side's Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 06, 2015, 01:21:27 PM
Hope n change cartoons...

Perfect.

I bet riot insurance in these areas is expensive as hell...let those places turn into ghost towns...every business should fold up and never come back...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on May 06, 2015, 04:16:58 PM
Left Side's Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY#ws)



Feral apes only need an excuse.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 08, 2015, 07:12:50 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-07/new-russian-high-tech-tank-suffers-bsod-moment-during-army-parade (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-07/new-russian-high-tech-tank-suffers-bsod-moment-during-army-parade)

 ::hysterical::

You got it in neutral, Ivan?!

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on May 08, 2015, 07:29:43 AM
They've screwed up Youtube links, I see...

I saw that yesterday.  Not the best moment in a Dictator Military Might Parade, that's for sure.

 ::mooning::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 08, 2015, 10:08:04 AM
(http://liberallogic101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/damocrats-500x426.jpg)

Liberal logic 101 via IMAO.US

Ever notice the blank stare you get when you point out to a libtard that they don't live in a Democracy.
Of course Democracy is only a step for them anyway - they long for full blown dictatorship ( with the "right people" in charge of course...)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 08, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/a-real-threat-to-all-womyn-bud-light-marketing-slogans-t16310.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/a-real-threat-to-all-womyn-bud-light-marketing-slogans-t16310.html)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/isis-flag-decoded-upside-down-guys-sheep-goats-t16314.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/isis-flag-decoded-upside-down-guys-sheep-goats-t16314.html)

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 08, 2015, 12:02:51 PM
(http://liberallogic101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/damocrats-500x426.jpg)

Liberal logic 101 via IMAO.US

Ever notice the blank stare you get when you point out to a libtard that they don't live in a Democracy.
Of course Democracy is only a step for them anyway - they long for full blown dictatorship ( with the "right people" in charge of course...)

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/05/dont-be-a-hater/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2015/05/dont-be-a-hater/)

This is a nice companion to that...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/demos_zpszsdebkuq.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 08, 2015, 06:29:09 PM
https://youtube.com/devicesupport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3scPIMd8#ws)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 11, 2015, 07:06:51 AM
Isn't "FUBAR" universal?   ::whatgives::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 15, 2015, 02:18:49 PM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/slinkycat_zpsw9qilr9t.png)

Meet Slinkycat!

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/heh_zpsnmy36uqt.png)

I waited a long time for the perfect picture of me on this streetcorner.

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/zapped_zpsznch2xjj.png)

Nothing to do with Obama?  I'll cover that bet.

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Art/dangchilly_zpsltxv76vv.png)

Best damn chilly I ever had!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on May 19, 2015, 08:09:54 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1TMMX5FbNPI/VVUReA7AHlI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/DE4HUcNe2wc/s1600/obama%27s%2Bfavorite%2Bmessage.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 20, 2015, 07:16:08 AM


(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/firearms-salesman.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 20, 2015, 08:47:52 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dictator_zpsgdzv93ib.png)

H/T - WRSA
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 20, 2015, 10:52:15 AM
And this...

I humbly write today to denounce subversive and counter-revolutionary activities of certain botanical bullies, which you may know as "trees." Each spring they discharge their filthy male gametes in the form of pollen all of the property of the Collective, most notably, the People™, thus exemplifying reactionary biological functions, promoting male chauvinism, furthering the relentless Republican War on Women, and sabotaging the glorious economic recovery of your making. (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ban-trees-sperm-spewing-phallic-symbols-of-male-oppression-t16350.html)

Read it all!

I almost flooded my nasal cavities with Diet Dew!!!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 20, 2015, 12:43:55 PM
I LOVE that site. ::laughonfloor::

I wish I had that much imagination.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 20, 2015, 02:32:25 PM
More hilarity -

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT

Reporter: Who will you vote for?

Comrade Snoop: Hillary Clinton. She is a great black woman and we need black women in the white house. We need a different perspective.

Reporter: Do you know that Hillary is not black?

Comrade Snoop: She is, because she and Bill told me. Why would they lie to a brother?

Reporter: Legally and biologically, you are not their brother.

Comrade Snoop: You are starting to annoy me.

Reporter: Will you vote for Comrade Brown for the elections if the Democrats nominated him instead?

Comrade Snoop: Are you insulting me?

Reporter: But Governor Brown is another candidate for presidency.

Comrade Snoop: What can Brown do for you?

Reporter: Logistics. Would you vote for any other candidate?

Comrade Snoop: Election is rigged to have Hillary win. I need my payment from the government, and I am not getting it from [...]

END TRANSCRIPT

We did not record the rest of the interview due to battery problems.

- See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/snoop-dogg-supports-hillary-id-love-woman-president-t16354.html#sthash.fVWHfper.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/snoop-dogg-supports-hillary-id-love-woman-president-t16354.html#sthash.fVWHfper.dpuf)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 21, 2015, 02:07:40 PM
I forget where I poached this (has a "I M 41" imbedded, but...I don't recall it being there, poach of a poach I reckon...), anyway...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dhead_zpsnf0ftkql.png)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 22, 2015, 09:04:56 AM
I forget where I poached this (has a "I M 41" imbedded, but...I don't recall it being there, poach of a poach I reckon...), anyway...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dhead_zpsnf0ftkql.png)

 ::rolllaughing::

Dayum! ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 27, 2015, 11:59:41 AM
Democratic Deodorants

Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:

Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 27, 2015, 03:18:54 PM
Democratic Deodorants

Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:

Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)

 ::hysterical::

I think I'm gonna hurl....
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 28, 2015, 06:44:58 AM
Democratic Deodorants

Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:

Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)

 ::hysterical::

I think I'm gonna hurl....

I bet it smells like wet Wookie butt...

 ::puke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 29, 2015, 11:59:44 AM
Feminazis certainly come up with interesting terms...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/225004-feminist-outrage-du-jour-statue-at-university-in-texas-decried-by-feminazis-as-mansplaining/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/225004-feminist-outrage-du-jour-statue-at-university-in-texas-decried-by-feminazis-as-mansplaining/)

"Mansplaining"?   ::whatgives::

IMO it wouldn't even be considered sexist unless they were closer and he was grabbing her ears!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on May 29, 2015, 02:24:58 PM
Democratic Deodorants

Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:

Lenin lavender
Stalin spring
Adolph air
freshScent of Barry
Gulag Floral
Herbal Hussein
Michelle Musk
KGB Bouquet - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/raise-your-fist-it-s-time-to-stink-for-socialism-t16383.html#sthash.waJauNpY.dpuf)

 ::hysterical::

I think I'm gonna hurl....



Vomit warning:

.
.
.
.
.
.

seriously, you've been warned:

.
.
.
.
.
.

(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/Democrat_Deodorants_Michelle_Armpit.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on May 30, 2015, 08:58:43 PM
Could've used more warning...

 ::speechless::   ::puke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on May 31, 2015, 08:16:49 AM
Could've used more warning...

 ::speechless::   ::puke::

As hard as he tried, I still agree. ::puke::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on May 31, 2015, 10:49:38 AM
http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0 (http://youtu.be/MFzDaBzBlL0)
One thing is certain, some operators of cars have this same problem. How in hell can they screw up have that accident in the most pristine weather conditions?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 01, 2015, 07:47:49 AM
Could've used more warning...

 ::speechless::   ::puke::

Maybe we need something in the "more" section to warn us about potentially upsetting posts?

(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/rogerwolsey/files/2014/04/triggerwarning.png)

Staff?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 01, 2015, 11:00:54 AM
I imagine you've all seen this smug little modification of the Gadsden flag:


(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-30-at-9-06-48-am.png)


Well today I came across the perfect retort:



(http://i1.wp.com/media.fotki.com/1_p,rrtqbggkskrbktsxsrfddtdgbdk,vi/bkkwskfbxskwfgrttsxrkgkfkkgs/4/41655/188913/Theywerewarned-vi.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on June 01, 2015, 11:16:31 AM
I hadn't seen either of them. I marvel at the idiocy of leftist "poke the bear" tendencies. It never goes well for them yet they just can't resist.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 01, 2015, 11:35:56 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/46807_10200392441234001_1864795020_n_zpse5cf5111.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/2nd%20Amendment/1284749521.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 03, 2015, 10:56:40 AM
Pretty damn exiting (http://planetxnews.com/2015/06/02/pope-to-announce-alien-contact-on-june-15-harvard-scholar/)

Quote
So, in a nutshell? Well, from what Sheehan had just described, it looks like the largest single religious denomination on Earth is now mobilizing for the disclosure of ETs. If that is indeed the case, then it’s pretty damn exiting.

Yep ...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2015, 11:44:26 AM
Pretty damn exiting (http://planetxnews.com/2015/06/02/pope-to-announce-alien-contact-on-june-15-harvard-scholar/)

Quote
So, in a nutshell? Well, from what Sheehan had just described, it looks like the largest single religious denomination on Earth is now mobilizing for the disclosure of ETs. If that is indeed the case, then it’s pretty damn exiting.

Yep ...

What?  This reads like an Onion piece! 

WTF is Planet X News anyway?  Is this a bunch of purple-robed white-tennis shoe sporting moonbats or a bunch of Scientologist freakazoids or something?

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 04, 2015, 11:27:23 AM
(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/rogerwolsey/files/2014/04/triggerwarning.png)

If high school nerd humor + feral cat dissection time offends you, don't click.  I think it's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqs8TEsopY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqs8TEsopY)

And all the right people are upset.   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on June 04, 2015, 04:02:01 PM
Caitlyn...Bruce...in-between shots during the Vanity Fair expose...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGryLsTUcAE2Is4.jpg)
#ChickWithaDick
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on June 05, 2015, 09:56:15 AM
(http://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed-2.jpg)

 ::unknowncomic::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 05, 2015, 10:06:10 AM
 ::facepalm::

That ain't right...

But that idiot had his ManCard revoked a long time ago, so...

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on June 05, 2015, 10:50:19 AM
::facepalm::

That ain't right...

But that idiot had his ManCard revoked a long time ago, so...

 ::hysterical::

There's a rising groundswell of protest from PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Polyester) over this!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 05, 2015, 12:06:05 PM
Via E-mail -

A young grade school boy...

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where  I am now...

Yup, some people can’t handle the truth!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 05, 2015, 11:14:58 PM
If you find this funny. ...

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/23/0f734249-96f4-4770-b7b5-c028b57e1043.jpg)

You have seen too much anime.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 07, 2015, 05:50:35 AM
(http://thedeclination.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/obamacare-constitution-toilet-paper.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 08, 2015, 06:48:06 AM
OK, now that last one just torks me off...

That biffy should be remodeled, start with demolition...no notice required.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 08, 2015, 11:38:18 AM
(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-08-at-9.37.38-AM-550x383.png)

"Seriously?  Everybody knows your ignorance is only exceeded by the width of Michelle's ass!"

 ::hysterical::

http://www.weaselzippers.us/225882-caption-this-angela-merkel-and-barack-obama-at-g7/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/225882-caption-this-angela-merkel-and-barack-obama-at-g7/)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 08, 2015, 12:16:22 PM
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/zoomie_heavy-use.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 09, 2015, 07:01:09 AM
(http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/zoomie_heavy-use.png)

Yeah, good App.   ::thumbsup::

Saw that at WRSA, they are fertile ground spouting all sorts of neat stuff.

The companion piece to this one -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/gallows-open-for-business_zps1rflde1o.jpg)

...more of an in-progress/wrap up App but still a golden oldie.   ;)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 09, 2015, 07:03:07 AM
And these two were also over at WRSA -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/idiocracy_zpslil7g7qb.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Obama%20Admin/dictoria-secret_zpsq2drzvvr.jpg)

...both relate to each other...

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 13, 2015, 02:25:27 AM
(http://saboteur365.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/baby-on-phone-with-girlfriend.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 15, 2015, 08:05:10 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/QvDn9IB_zpsmxbrgfur.jpg)

H/T - http://iotwreport.com/?p=289616 (http://iotwreport.com/?p=289616)

 ::hysterical::

ETA - http://youtu.be/Qtmi4Nc-3dE (http://youtu.be/Qtmi4Nc-3dE)

H/T - PeoplesCube

#2 ETA - UPDATE!!!!

Dolezal resigns from NAACP (http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2015/06/15/naacp-meeting-rachel-dolezal/)

Now, read this insane statement and tell me my assessment of how a good pc/div/multi-culti white person is supposed to behave (see link here!) (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=13241.msg145348#msg145348) isn't spot on!!!

This woman is insane...and is completely oblivious to her condition! 

But hey, at least she is a good pc/div/multi-culti soldier...which is more than Fauxahontas can say...far as I know she hasn't resigned from whatever tribe she claims kinship with...

#3 ETA - Dolezal's parents - Rachel has "serious issues" (http://www.weaselzippers.us/226584-megyn-kelly-interviews-the-parents-of-racheldolezal/).

Well, that's an understatement!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 16, 2015, 07:55:32 AM
Weaselzipper: "Just wrap them head-to-toe in bubble wrap and send them to school." (http://www.weaselzippers.us/226542-uk-elementary-school-bans-kids-from-doing-cartwheels-and-handstands/)

 ::hysterical::

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

This is what civilizations look like when they are dying...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 16, 2015, 11:24:39 AM
Let's get the merely funny out of the way (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-campaign-play-list-t16465.html) and then get to the downright hilarious! (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/twitter-god-of-pc-smites-famous-scientist-t16469.html)

"...Macro-aggressor™ and Racist-Sexist-Homophobe-Transgenderphobe-Transracialphobe™..." - Kommissar Uberdave

"...you can now self-identify as a pygmy hermaphrodite and are no longer bound by the inequalities that nature has imposed..."
- Konservative_Punk

"...it doesn't matter what color your skin is, you can be a member of any protected class, simply by denouncing your white maledom and declaring that the content of your character (aka: self-identification) overrides the melanin content of your skin and the physiological genitalia assigned to your inner-character by the cruel and uninclusive natural processes." - Konservative_Punk

Damn, that there is first-rate stuff!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 16, 2015, 07:24:09 PM

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

Michael Sam's wet dream.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 17, 2015, 06:33:02 AM

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

Michael Sam's wet dream.

It will then be known as the National Fondling League.

 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 17, 2015, 11:27:18 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/194830_5__zpslqnhlo4f.jpg)

H/T-American Thinker
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 17, 2015, 02:57:19 PM
If bruce jenner can be female, then she has every right to be black....or indian.....or lesbian.....or bi sexual....she can also kiss my ass.

Which takes me to "The View"...yes, the older women in the gym watch it, it's in my face. So topic of discussion: 37 year old teacher had sex with 17 year old student, they married when she turned 18. I asked them why this is considered taboo, what's the big deal? Apparently my sarcasm was getting lost in translation so I had to tell them: If bruce jenner is considered a hero for changing sex and you've championed it, along with the ladies on "The View" why do you or them take issue with a couple only trying to be happy? What gives you the right to alledge this guy has a mental disorder?

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on June 17, 2015, 06:04:48 PM
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/bassturd101/chocolate_zpslwnsg3ta.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on June 17, 2015, 08:12:07 PM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/194830_5__zpslqnhlo4f.jpg)

H/T-American Thinker

That is awesome!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 18, 2015, 06:34:51 AM
Black Lab!   ::laughonfloor::

I love this thread!   :D

IOTW is back up...and I poached this -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Demotivation/jennercat_zpskcm5a6rt.jpg)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on June 18, 2015, 08:04:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oE4J2WFzPeI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oE4J2WFzPeI)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 19, 2015, 07:22:52 AM
Another Vegan Fascist self-identifies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=EYPAxEcZeuw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=EYPAxEcZeuw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9txh6Wn1Ew (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9txh6Wn1Ew)

Love the end of the last video :

Quote
The three stages of truth
1) Ridicule
2) Violent opposition
3) Acceptance

Right first the fascist ridicules you, then they call for and commit violent action against you, and then  the fascist accepts a bullet into their body.


So its a rich vein of crazy..  apparently Banana girl follows and admires this guy

His Father goes on a Vegan diet and you know, dies anyway - but its a miracle - loosing 100+ lbs when weighing 400 before, improved his health.
Its all the veganism.. but keep watching it gets better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-sP98fmNs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-sP98fmNs)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhUIns86cA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhUIns86cA)



Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 22, 2015, 08:23:27 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-20/world-according-americans (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-20/world-according-americans)

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150620_world_0.jpg)
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150620_world1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 22, 2015, 08:28:09 AM
[Initiate ProgTrollTM detection system]

I don't get it.

 ::stirpot::

 :D

ETA - Oh lookie, they got another one there, for the States -

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/06/20150621_map.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-21/fake-boobs-flying-saucers-furniture-whats-your-states-stereotype (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-21/fake-boobs-flying-saucers-furniture-whats-your-states-stereotype)

I think we can improve upon this one...seems way too polite...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 22, 2015, 12:00:29 PM
Hold off your drinks...
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(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Family_Fathers_Day.jpg)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/father-s-day-a-celebration-of-discrimination-t16490.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/father-s-day-a-celebration-of-discrimination-t16490.html)

As usual the comments are a hoot!

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 22, 2015, 12:09:03 PM
And y'all have to see this!

Forget 'transracial,' now there's 'Otherkin' (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/forget-transracial-now-theres-otherkin-t16495.html)

The comments added in as text to the clip poking fun at "snowflake" are hilarious! 

Otherkin my ass!  Just another excuse to be a weird ass loser!

"I've never actually been around wolves..."

 ::hysterical::  No sh*t?!

That collar should be the electric variety!!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 23, 2015, 05:36:23 AM
 Wheelchair bound  Dwarf pretending to be Dalek with a sucker dart on his head  gets Tasered  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 23, 2015, 07:06:54 AM
Wow, how much of this story is BS and which part is the most hilarious?  This debate could go on a while...

1-Hypenated name and he is I guess a male, not a good sign.

2-Just who the hell is frightened by an angry dwarf yelling "externinate!"?

3-Is it illegal to retreat to ones home?  I don't think so, at this point no real harm had been done, if people backed off and went about their business and ignored the little man it probably would have ended right there.

4-Obviously, the police are aroused and can't cool down like normal people until they kick in a door and give someone the business...and OMG, the dwarf has a kitchen knife!
 ::ohno::

5-This is hilarious!  "When officers finally burst in, he was holding a 20cm knife and was so angry that 'veins were sticking out of his neck'.
Officers then stunned him because they 'feared for their welfare', the court heard."

Wait, you see a pic of this guy?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/22/12/29DB372D00000578-0-image-m-37_1434973001521.jpg)

With all that fur just how in the frick can the police see any vein in his neck?   ::whatgives::

And "feared for you welfare"?  Come on, what you have on this force, a bunch a pasty white over-weight pansies?  You can't like use a kitchen chair to disarm a Hobbit?

 ::facepalm::

6-Little man is vexed, even kids taunt him, but hey he is also white, so he's screwed...

"The court head how Salter-Bromley - who was given an ASBO for the calls - exposed himself and spread excrement and urine around Hull's Wilson centre because his kitchen worktop was eight inches too high for him to reach."

He should have called it a public art performance maybe he'd have gotten some slack.  Better yet, wrap a towel around your head and yell "Allah wills it!", they'd have backed off a mile.

7-OK, anybody ever get arrested for "affray"?  I had to look that one up...fighting in public...we just call that assault.  But hey, back to these big bad-ass cops who cannot disarm a dwarf, something a commoner can do quite easily - "Crown barrister Dale Brook told the court how a passenger had managed to disarm Salter-Bromley following the incident in September last year."

8-Banned from the rail/bus station.  I wonder how many other little people get questioned as they enter?   ::hysterical::

9-Banned from the health center...so if he gets sick he just dies on the street I guess, but hey its socialized medicine at its best, yes?

10-Ok, this is just funny, I don't care who you are!  "Defence barrister Paul Genney said the offences sounded worse than they were and that his client was a lonely man who recently had his wheelchair stolen."

 ::laughonfloor::

How bad are things there that people actually think they'll benefit from swiping a wheelchair...and swipe it from a dwarf?

10-Back to the incident: "He had a target dart stuck to the middle of his forehead and dominoes in his mouth. He was in his wheelchair and said 'I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Exterminate!' "

OK, now who could taser this guy at this point?  Seriously, if I had witnessed this I would be laughing my butt off!   ::rolllaughing::

Yeah, he's an angry bitter little man who has been victimized by the usual rot that grows like bacteria in a swamp whenever leftist BS is allowed to take root...and yeah the little bugger goes a bit too far...but this is the perfect example front end to back end what is wrong with progressive social engineering.  In the end 99% will be like this little man while the 1% enjoy luxury, health and freedom.

PS-For those thinking "it could never happen here"...if we can do this to those who fought and bled for this nation (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/buckets-of-rats-roaches-feces-found-in-tampa-va-hospital-kitchen-roaches-on-vets-food-trays/), how well you think the rest of us will fare under full-blown state-run healthcare?

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 24, 2015, 07:28:50 AM
This will bother you on so many levels (http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150618/forest-hills/artist-posts-ancient-word-on-billboard-then-asks-that-nobody-else-uses-it)

Is it the self-righteousness  of discovering a bit of public property that was "lost" and then assuming it is yours because you found it?
Is it the arrogance of actually expecting others will respect such claims and protecting your "specialness"?
Is it the narcissism of having a light turn on every time a bot visits your page to take a look at that "specialness"?
Is it the despicable attempt to raise these actions to the level of "art"?
Is it the demand that we take something potentially useful - a word - used for communication between people  and turn it into an absurdity because only "one" person can use the word?

Its really is another bit of leftism in sharp relief--

First,  I want to be special, so I make up something special about myself -- I identify as black even though I am white, I am transgendered, I am a victim of a horrible rape, I feel like  a cripple trapped in a health body,  I am an adult and I sleep in a cradle and demand o be fed by boob, I really feel like I am a wolf trapped in a girls body,  I discovered a special word that I want to be just my own, I am the artist formerly known as Prince..

second, I will bravely promote my abnormality on a bill board, on the internet, in print, on talk shows, or wherever so I can have my 15 minutes of fame and make people more aware of people like me.

third ,  I demand that every notice how special I am-  and act to protect that (delusional) image  of myself by treating me in whatever  way I demand and funding me with public tax dollars. 

They are all kids playing dress-up and using their imaginations- and if you don't play along, you are mean and evil.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 24, 2015, 04:16:01 PM
Think I will use "the word"....and hope she contacts me.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 24, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
Think I will use "the word"....and hope she contacts me.

Know what I have to say to that? Parbunkells
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on June 24, 2015, 11:20:44 PM
Holy parbunkells batman.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on June 24, 2015, 11:32:46 PM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqe4rc40xDo#)


How many of the dudes in this video have been claimed by AIDS since it was recorded?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 26, 2015, 08:15:29 AM
(https://maddmedic.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/things-they-are-not.jpg?w=474)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 26, 2015, 09:36:40 AM
http://www.infowars.com/this-week-in-progressive-lunacy-the-trigger-in-trigger-warning-is-too-triggering/ (http://www.infowars.com/this-week-in-progressive-lunacy-the-trigger-in-trigger-warning-is-too-triggering/)

We are soooo done.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on June 29, 2015, 07:58:13 AM
Yes we are.  And on a similar theme as your "not" graphic (that is really good, going to poach that one!)...

Via PeoplesCube:

Old offensive flags -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/oldflags_zpsegxsqvhe.png)

New state approved flags -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/newflags_zps2yaccawj.jpg)

And the new state sanctioned national flag -

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/newflag_zpsuqqhymsd.jpg)

Yup, stuck in the crotch...

Swell, eh?

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/all-offensive-state-flags-must-be-removed-immediately-t16537.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/all-offensive-state-flags-must-be-removed-immediately-t16537.html)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 01, 2015, 07:44:04 AM
Worlds Smartest Woman?

(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-30-at-11.40.56-PM-550x335.png)

http://www.weaselzippers.us/227923-hillary-finds-out-about-cabinet-meetings-from-the-radio/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/227923-hillary-finds-out-about-cabinet-meetings-from-the-radio/)

(http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/CIysjHYW8AAovz8.jpg-large-538x650.jpg)

http://www.weaselzippers.us/227915-hill-arious-hillary-clinton-and-her-eternal-struggle-with-the-fax-machine/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/227915-hill-arious-hillary-clinton-and-her-eternal-struggle-with-the-fax-machine/)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/c3549d16_zpsc7fjoqng.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 02, 2015, 07:18:29 AM
Choosing a spouse...

http://iotwreport.com/choosing-a-spouse/ (http://iotwreport.com/choosing-a-spouse/)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/ha-ha-good-one-dog-ag1.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Glock32 on July 02, 2015, 10:42:32 AM
Not technically "funny" but this was the best place for it:



(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tXkDnbc0xKk/UvpNciwQMtI/AAAAAAAAQn8/-1kiQLbxUGM/s1600/security.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 03, 2015, 11:01:36 AM


Time to play it is Parody or is it real! (http://www.hhs.gov/blog/2015/07/02/talking-your-family-about-aca-fourth-july.html)

Quote
Tips for Talking to Your Family about the Affordable Care Act this Fourth of July
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This Fourth of July, families across the nation will gather around hot dogs (or their favorite vegetarian alternative) and potato salad to spend some quality time together, watch fireworks and reflect on the holiday’s meaning. But as much as we love our families – and we do, seriously –we don’t always agree when it comes to current events, like last week’s Supreme Court decision upholding tax credits that help make insurance under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) more affordable for millions of people.

Misinformation about the ACA is everywhere, and there’s been a lot of money spent to spread that misinformation – as much as half a billion dollars in ads, according to one 2014 estimate. Not surprisingly, many Americans still don’t know how changes the law made to insurance and the health care system can help improve their lives.

You should be prepared when Aunt Janine says something like, “Obamacare hasn’t helped anyone!” So here are a few points to remember during this long holiday weekend:

Situation: Uncle Ted claims Obamacare is a train wreck and has cost jobs.

You say: Uncle Ted, you’ve gotten ahold of some old talking points. With greater access to affordable, quality health insurance, the Affordable Care Act is helping individuals and strengthening our economy!

Since the main components of the law went into effect, we’ve reduced the number of uninsured by 16.4 million, the largest increase in the insured in decades. Before the ACA, the U.S. economy faced rapidly growing health costs that put enormous pressure on businesses and consumers. We paid more than any country without better health results, and millions of Americans were one illness away from bankruptcy. Today, we’ve seen the slowest growth in health costs in half a century, improved patient safety has saved an estimated 50,000 lives and $12 billion, and employer premiums for family coverage grew just 3 percent in 2014, tied with 2010 for the lowest on record back to 1999.

Meanwhile, since the ACA was signed, the private sector has added 12.8 million jobs over 64 straight months of job growth, extending the longest streak on record. The increase in employment over that period is due almost entirely to higher full-time employment. The number of people working part-time who would prefer to be full-time has fallen by 2.6 million from March 2010 through May 2015, including a decline of 1.1 million since December 2013.

Now, would you like more corn?

Situation: Your brother has a great idea for a start-up, but he’s afraid to lose benefits when he leaves his current job.

You say: The Affordable Care Act can help! (Note: The exclamation point denotes enthusiasm about the ACA, not an instruction to scream at your family.)

Today, all Americans can go online to a Health Insurance Marketplace and shop for quality health coverage. If you decide to start your own business, change jobs or you get laid off, that doesn’t mean you have to lose health coverage.

And thanks to the Affordable Care Act, many people qualify for tax credits to help pay for their coverage, no matter which state they live in – a benefit solidified by last week’s Supreme Court decision. For 2015 coverage, about 80 percent of Marketplace shoppers on Healthcare.gov had the option of buying coverage for $100 or less per month after tax credits.  Affordable health insurance is within reach for more people than in any time in recent history.

Situation: Before reaching for another burger, your uncle mentions he’s been meaning to get a blood pressure screening he’s been putting off.

You say: Thanks to the ACA, most health plans must now cover recommended preventive services like annual checkups, flu shots and screenings at no out-of-pocket cost.

Today, about 137 million Americans have private health insurance that covers recommended preventive services without cost sharing. And with efforts like the “Healthy Self” campaign and “Coverage to Care,” we’re educating Americans about the new preventive services that are available to them.

Situation: Your younger cousin is about to graduate from college. She’s found a great internship that could really help her career, but it doesn’t offer any benefits.

You say: Thanks to the ACA, she can stay on her parents’ health insurance plan until she turns 26, getting the job experience she needs in today’s competitive economy.

That’s just one of the many consumer protections the ACA provides. Health insurance companies are no longer able to deny you health coverage if you’ve gotten sick before, and if you’re a woman, they can’t charge you a higher premium just because of your gender. The ACA helps the health system work better for individuals./quote]
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 03, 2015, 12:18:45 PM
Oh Good Grief!!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 06, 2015, 01:12:03 PM
That much manure has to be government sponsored...

On a lighter note...

H/T PeoplesCube - (http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/PeoplesCube/35007-NASCAR_Trump_Mexico_zpsuxwzok8t.jpg)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nascar-s-new-fans-t16589.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nascar-s-new-fans-t16589.html)

 ::hysterical::

Yeah, they run from their Southern God-fearin' moonshine-running past at breakneck speed, bring in a bunch of Californicated liberals and now people are shocked to learn they threw the Confederate flag in the crapper and embraced a bunch of illegals and other locusts?

Yeah, funny as heck, but their cowardice isn't.  NASCAR is setting the stage for its own demise...so that pic of a near-empty track is going to be pretty accurate...

Their attendance has been slipping in recent years...

Once the TV money goes away...

Poof!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 08, 2015, 11:56:36 AM
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/618255598954639361/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/618255598954639361/photo/1)

 ::saywhat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 08, 2015, 01:55:25 PM
Faked.

The trash of America are having a field day that a few people fell for their faked photo.  I mean the flag is fake, not the clown pants.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 08, 2015, 02:03:47 PM
Meanwhile...

Bengahzi, not fake, nobody cares...

Emailgate, not fake, nobody cares...

Physically and mentally that creature is a trainwreck, not fake...nobody cares...

That is the real joke...   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 09, 2015, 11:56:45 AM
http://www.weaselzippers.us/228613-st-louis-microbrewery-introduces-new-beer-that-mocks-islam-libs-go-bezerk/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/228613-st-louis-microbrewery-introduces-new-beer-that-mocks-islam-libs-go-bezerk/)

Heh!

More proof (as if more is needed!) that Prog's are one of the biggest bunch of joyless bastards infesting the planet...second only to Islaminals...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 09, 2015, 12:17:10 PM
I don't care about their berzerkery or their outrage and I will not be made to care.

Someday, I will choose to care, though, and they'll wish I hadn't.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 09, 2015, 05:23:02 PM
Quick, get in the TARPIS! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/efa1/)

(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/efa1_doctor_who_play_tent.jpg)

I think mine is cooler...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 09, 2015, 07:17:46 PM
Yours does look cooler.

Why are you calling it a TARPIS?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 09, 2015, 09:10:08 PM
Yours does look cooler.

Why are you calling it a TARPIS?

A TENTIS then?  Its fabric of some sort... tarp, tent, whatever. .

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 09, 2015, 09:43:50 PM
Did I post this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaHArkYLsM)

Oh well. If I did sue me.  I know I showed it to my kids once.. but guess what - they  don't remember.
Electronic Wasting disease I suppose.

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Yours does look cooler.

Why are you calling it a TARPIS?

A TENTIS then?  Its fabric of some sort... tarp, tent, whatever. .

TENTIS seems more appropriate.  I wonder if it could suffice as a one-man ice fishing shelter?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2015, 06:41:02 AM
Did I post this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaHArkYLsM)

Oh well. If I did sue me.  I know I showed it to my kids once.. but guess what - they  don't remember.
Electronic Wasting disease I suppose.

I don't recall seeing it. 

A tale of origins and endings...clever.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2015, 08:11:12 AM
And 'Soup's deer posting reminded me of this funny pic...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Signs/121814-getwell_zpscytbrjyq.jpg)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 10, 2015, 08:41:31 AM
And the folks at the Cube...they just plain make me laugh my arse off!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-five-year-plan-no-432-t16618.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-five-year-plan-no-432-t16618.html)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/deadly-squirrel-virus-t16622.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/deadly-squirrel-virus-t16622.html)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on July 10, 2015, 09:28:39 AM
The PeoplesCube has been on fire lately. I really appreciate people who rise to the challenge of adversity.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 10, 2015, 11:28:37 PM
the chart of the year (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-10/how-world-works-santelligram)

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07/20150710_santelli_0.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2015, 07:18:53 AM
the chart of the year (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-10/how-world-works-santelligram)

(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07/20150710_santelli_0.jpg)

I guess we're at 2 going on to 3.  Why is this funny? 

There should be an arrow indicating "Shooting starts now".
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2015, 07:28:30 AM
I tell ya...the Cube is on fire!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/komrades-denounce-your-whiteness-now-t16630.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/komrades-denounce-your-whiteness-now-t16630.html)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/pope-jesus-died-on-the-hammer-and-sickle-for-the-collective-t16632.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/pope-jesus-died-on-the-hammer-and-sickle-for-the-collective-t16632.html)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/Progressive_Bible_Book_zpsvdsqh2y8.jpg)

 ::hysterical::

The Latin give and take was pretty good too.

Excretus Est Ex Altitudine


 ::laughonfloor::

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-new-misogynist-microaggression-t16637.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-new-misogynist-microaggression-t16637.html)

Man, I really like these folks at the start of my day!   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on July 13, 2015, 09:20:48 AM
Ah, sometimes I wish I had Liberals in my life I could torment with stuff like this.. alas, I shunned them all years ago

http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/07/13/its-time-for-conservatives-to-play-by-the-new-rules-n2023689/page/full (http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/07/13/its-time-for-conservatives-to-play-by-the-new-rules-n2023689/page/full)

Quote
We conservatives have spent far too long playing by the old rules when liberals have completely changed the game. There was a time when laws meant what they said, when individual rights were important, when the government did not make it its business to oppress the executive’s ideological opponents, and when principles mattered. But that time has passed.

There’s a new set of rules, and while we don’t have control in Washington right now, we do have control most everywhere else – and someday a conservative will be president again. So there is no reason not to get going right now playing by the same rules the liberals do!

Of course, first we need to understand the basis of the new rules – it’s about having the moral courage to obtain and keep power. Until now, we conservatives have been guided by “principles” and “values” that only serve to distract us from what’s really important. Under the new rules, we will no longer let arbitrary ideas about how America should work get in the way of maximizing our ability to exercise our authority over others. After all, our supremacy is a moral imperative.

We will step beyond obsolete notions about process and embrace the primacy of results. We will stop treating “means” and “ends” like they are distinct and different – as 1984 (Read it – lots of great tactics, techniques and procedures!) teaches, “Power is not a means; it is an end.” Means and ends will flow together seamlessly, and we will stop getting hung-up on how we do things and focus on the real goal under the new rules – consolidating our power for the greater good.

Take the law. Under the old rules, judges were constrained by the plain meaning of the text, but that is far too restrictive. Words must mean what we need them to mean, no more and no less. We have to appoint judges who won’t prattle on about “judicial restraint” and “not legislating from the bench,” and who will reliably rule exactly how we need them to rule on each and every case. Let’s appoint judges, who understand that their purpose is to rationalize rulings that support our policy priorities, not seek some “legally correct” decision that might not. The law of the land is whatever we want it to be!

We should celebrate Judge Roberts’s recent Obamacare decision - it was liberating! He made it clear that when we want a different result, we don’t have to be deterred by the fact that the law means exactly the opposite. He affirmed that judges should interpret statutes – and the Constitution too – based upon a subjective desire for a particular outcome. Think of the possibilities for conservative progress if we aren’t hamstrung by some inconvenient text in a statute or the literal meaning of the words on some ancient parchment!

Where we have control of law enforcement, we have another great opportunity to play by the new rules. There are all sorts of liberal organizations out there shamelessly advocating policies and ideas we disapprove of. As we have learned, we can turn the power of the government upon them to root out this wrongdoing. We do not need to bother with accusing them of any kind of specific crime – why should we restrict our investigations to clear violations of laws? Instead, we can launch fishing expeditions to see what we can dig up – and even if there’s nothing, well, remember that the process is the punishment. Regardless, it’s important to establish that our political opponents will pay a price for presuming to oppose us.

And, naturally, when our allies are accused of breaking the law, we just ignore it. There needs to be two sets of laws – one for us, and one for everyone else. Otherwise, we might be constrained from doing what we please.

And there are other opportunities a huge government can provide us. Beyond audits and blocking vital certifications, the IRS has plenty of juicy information on every American – we can selectively release it to intimidate those who do not support us. And when we get a hold of everyone’s medical records under Obamacare – wow! What an opportunity!

Of course, there will not be any Obamacare. Oh, technically it might be hard to repeal (though getting rid of the filibuster entirely will make it much easier!), but who needs to repeal it when we can just choose not to enforce it? Our next president simply has to instruct the rest of the executive branch that they will not be taking any action with regard to implementing Obamacare, not collecting any of its taxes (they are taxes this week, right?) and not enforcing any of its mandates. Understand that we won’ be refusing to carry out the law – we’ll just be focusing on different executive priorities!

Perhaps the mainstream media will speak up, at least at first. But, you know, the New York Times, NBC and the rest really seem to have way too much power over our national conversation. It just isn’t fair how these big companies drown out the voices of regular people. Heck, these corporate entities are not even people and certainly should not have rights like people do to speak freely and so forth. They are more of a public utility, and frankly, they have not been serving the public good. That’s why we will use the FCC to take charge and oversee the shamefully deregulated mainstream media. We especially need some sort of doctrine to ensure fairness that forces the Washington Post and CNN to give a fair hearing to conservative ideas, religious views, and traditional values.

You know, there’s been a lot of bigotry against conservatives, religious people, and traditional Americans, and it is time the government took action by concentrating its anti-discrimination efforts on those spewing hate against them. We will have to root out policies and practices that result in such prejudice. Step one is focusing on colleges, where hate against normal Americans runs amok. Colleges that refuse to conform will lose their funding and tax exempt status – oh, and we will be taxing excessive endowments too. Schools like liberal Harvard have billions socked away, money that could be better used serving working Americans’ priorities than those of wealthy college administrators.

And speaking of billions, Hollywood and the entertainment industry need our attention. They spew out a tremendous amount of hate against conservatives, religious people, and traditional Americans, and that kind of intolerance simply cannot be tolerated. We’ll need to take action under the discrimination laws to punish the kind of offensive words and portrayals that make normal Americans feel unsafe and marginalized in theaters and their own homes.

Moreover, those in Hollywood and in the high tech world are getting far too rich. They are simply not paying their fair share – remember that their wealth came from the regular Americans who buy movie tickets and iPhones, and it is only right that these rich liberals give something back to working American families.

A 40% surcharge on all Hollywood and Silicon Valley windfall profits would go a long way towards making things fairer – and this has nothing to do with the fact that most Hollywood and Silicon Valley political money goes to our opponents. But don’t worry about our conservative allies in those two fields – if they don’t pay we just won’t prosecute them! But if you’re liberal, watch out!

Of course, it’s entirely possible that we and the Hollywood and high tech moguls can resolve the issues that led to them pouring money into our enemy’s coffers and come to some understanding that keeps us from having to rollback copyright protections on their intellectual property to, say, ten years.

This is only the beginning – the new rules liberate us from the constraints that for so long kept us from truly making conservative progress. All those “principles” and “ideals” about right and wrong and all that only served to take our eyes off of the real prize – our power, which we would only use for the common good.

Sure, we were all sad to see the old rules go, but gone they are. Our liberal friends made sure of that. So let’s make the best of it!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2015, 09:51:22 AM
Heh -

WOW - 2
IMPORTANT - 1
INSANE - 4
RIDICULOUS - 4

SURPRISING - 1
AWESOME - 34
SMART - 5

Must only be 4 proglodytes causing mischief at Townhall...

I am in your boat too...I have to harass libiots from afar, I've purged them from physical contact...the ones I see at-large are annoying enough...

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/tolerant-liberal-600x624_zpsbgwdoqjs.jpg)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/AntiLeftist/IMAGINE.gif)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on July 13, 2015, 09:59:30 AM
I'm already there dude. ;')

My older brother is a moralist, I am a pragmatist. We're both students of conservationism but we approach it from different angles.

In one (of many) long, troubling discussions we have had recently I mentioned the antiquated notion of "governance by consent of the governed" and told him that I had withdrawn my consent. He was fairly horrified by this turn and wanted to know more.

"The left has won" I said. "So let them choke on their victory". Not only the culture warz, but the pivotal issues of our age. They succeeded in rendering the institution of marriage - the foundation for any civilization - meaningless. In an age where they had already succeeded in telling young people that marriage was unnecessary and passe, they set up the circumstance where now only phags want to get "married".

And the root fundamental issue of the 1st Amendment right of free association? Shot in the ass. Neutered. Snip snip. Gone.

SCOTUS tells us that we must purchase a product because some pinhead in Washington tells us that it's for our own good (even when it is crystal clear that it ISN'T). Fine you if you decline; jail you if you resist.

"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God"

If I'm going to bow down to anyone it sure as hell isn't going to be Øbongo.

So I have slipped the chain of obedience to a tyrant. Naturally I want to keep those chains off so the best way is to adopt the coloration of my surroundings. When I abandoned ethics and any sense of fair play that became easy. To leftists words are fluid, flexible, and things to be broadly interpreted. Anything means anything you want it to be. How liberating!

I'm no longer robbing a bank - I'm "repurposing" the money.

Racist terms like "Due Date" Past-Due" and "overage Charge" are all Microaggression trigger words and I'm on a mission to ban them from polite society.

Ignore the law? I wouldn't dream of it. Instead I'm prioritizing my options and maximizing my time management.

In the real world (of course) I am doing what I can to Go Galt because I do know that this merry~go~round can't spin out of control forever.

In the meanwhile the left invented Cloward-Piven...it's the least I can do to give them a heaping helping of their own medicine.

Edit: Altard-proofed
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 13, 2015, 10:34:18 AM
Whatever happened to...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos)

Last seen waddling through Mall of America, getting in the way of the productive half of America living their productive lives.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 13, 2015, 11:24:59 AM
Whatever happened to...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21/1353183/--BlackLivesMatter-Mall-of-America-Protest-Photos-and-Videos)

Last seen waddling through Mall of America, getting in the way of the productive half of America living their productive lives.

raptavio

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Dumbass/butttalk_zpsrzjhctgf.gif)

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/c3549d16_zpsc7fjoqng.gif)

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 13, 2015, 12:13:42 PM
Yeah, "peaceful gathering/protest".  On somebody else's property.

Quote
Ignore the law? I wouldn't dream of it. Instead I'm prioritizing my options and maximizing my time management.

I'm lovin' it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on July 13, 2015, 02:26:57 PM
Whatever happened to raptavio?

http://www.gifbin.com/988001 (http://www.gifbin.com/988001)

(enter at your own risk)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 14, 2015, 07:04:01 AM
(I didn't risk it)

In other news...

Something the military will get to experience soon...at a battlefield/base/ship near you...

Dyke arrested for beating her bitch with a dildo (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902)...

...Oh oh, PoPo profiling is a no-no!  How do they know it just wasn't how they tussle?

 ::hysterical::

And then there is this charming soul...

A wife lucky to have any man beats up her hubby...for flying the Confederate flag (http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2015/7/12/wife_arrested_after_.html).

Maybe she'll do OK in jail?

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 14, 2015, 08:29:50 PM
  Was the dyke charged with assault with a friendly weapon?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on July 14, 2015, 09:38:27 PM
(I didn't risk it)




Chicken

 ::evilbat::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 15, 2015, 06:13:12 AM
Lookie who woke up on the internets.

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)

 ::newyear::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2015, 07:37:13 AM
(I didn't risk it)




Chicken

 ::evilbat::

Kinda had no choice...

You have accessed a blocked site.

...bloody work filter!  What did I miss?

Please say raptard covered in pooh!   ::praying::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2015, 07:39:23 AM
Lookie who woke up on the internets.

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)

 ::newyear::

I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one!   ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2015, 08:40:43 AM
  Was the dyke charged with assault with a friendly weapon?

Here ya go...

"...a penis-shaped symbol of male oppression and misogyny." (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/woman-commits-battery-with-dildo-redefines-gender-roles-t16649.html)

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2015, 08:42:05 AM
More hilarity via The Cube...

(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Pluto_Protest_Surveillance.jpg)

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/enlarged-flyby-photos-of-pluto-reveal-unexpected-surprises-t16652.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/enlarged-flyby-photos-of-pluto-reveal-unexpected-surprises-t16652.html)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 15, 2015, 04:57:10 PM
Lookie who woke up on the internets.

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11750608_1005349752829111_7523182674048108770_n.jpg?oh=2ab9b517381dc7b839e10ab5c06620d6&oe=5615DD34)

 ::newyear::

I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one!   ::thumbsup::

I love this one.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EEn5eiuuM_0/VJAw_sZPp4I/AAAAAAAAFMs/F-f2uPPLE4U/s1600/BloomCounty_LiberalHunting.png)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 16, 2015, 08:11:24 AM
And he's got his A-Game going.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11179944_1005868556110564_1109205851245314335_n.jpg?oh=0ce84132abe07988f78ec36a6d09c5a3&oe=561B0D9A)

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2015, 12:15:35 PM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html)

 ::hysterical::

Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 21, 2015, 12:51:27 PM
404 not found
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 21, 2015, 01:41:21 PM
404 not found

 ::pullhair:: 

 ::cussing:: computers!

I think I fixed it...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on July 21, 2015, 07:04:45 PM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-obama-is-not-angry-she-s-just-crabby-t16693.html)

 ::hysterical::


One of the responses was "blame it on bush"......and I couldn't help but bust out laughing..... ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on July 21, 2015, 08:07:08 PM
The People's Cube strikes again!

(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Che_Conchita_Old_New_Rebel.jpg)
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 22, 2015, 07:25:50 AM
Oh, man...sometimes it's worth the pain of shooting diet dew out the nose...

 ::hysterical::

They are on another roll over there...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 22, 2015, 12:18:42 PM
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in.  I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.  So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!”  I said, “Yes, that’s the one.  Do you have that in paperback?”

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 22, 2015, 12:37:32 PM
 ::bustamove::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 22, 2015, 12:39:32 PM
 ::cool::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: John Florida on July 22, 2015, 08:22:34 PM
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in.  I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.  So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!”  I said, “Yes, that’s the one.  Do you have that in paperback?”

 ::thumbsup::

   Now that there's funny.   ::bows::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 23, 2015, 07:10:22 AM
Well that didn't take long as leftism corrupts everything, absolutely.

Bloom County is now going after Republican voters.

Ready for Hillary.  Because a corrupt hag is what best represents a corrupt, over the hill comic writer.

/unlike
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 23, 2015, 07:56:33 AM
Yup, everything.

In other news...

I find this more "entertainment" than "science", I think you'll see why...

A scientist responsible for finding signs of life on other planets has warned that human beings should probably think twice before making contact with aliens.

Professor Matthew Bailes is based at Swinburne University in Melbourne - and is leading Australia's efforts to find signs of extra-terrestrial life.

But he warned that making contact with aliens capable of transmitting powerful signals to Earth over tens of thousands of light years could lead humanity into disaster, because they're likely to be so much more advanced.

"The history of weak civilisations contacting more advanced civilisations is not a happy one," he said.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/scientist-warns-world-to-think-twice-before-replying-to-alien-signals-from-outer-space-10408201.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/scientist-warns-world-to-think-twice-before-replying-to-alien-signals-from-outer-space-10408201.html)

No sh*t?  I'm glad a "scientist" pointed that out.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on July 23, 2015, 08:34:35 AM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgC7uzqBEhU#)

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on July 24, 2015, 01:42:09 PM
Via Kevin Baker (http://www.smallestminority.blogspot.com/) --

Quote
Quote of the Day - RACIST! Edition

Seen on Facebook:

White privilege = being held responsible for the acts of your ancestors by blacks who accept no responsibility for the acts of their children.  Mark L. Anderson
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 25, 2015, 09:34:40 PM
Funny, but true.   ::gaah::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 27, 2015, 07:21:58 AM
Young Democrats gather at DNC event...

(http://www.campusreform.org/img/CROBlog/6693/Empty.jpg)

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6693 (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6693)

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Hope...abandoned!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2015, 07:12:02 AM
http://iotwreport.com/what-the-heck-did-barry-eat/ (http://iotwreport.com/what-the-heck-did-barry-eat/)

Comments as expected are a hoot!

 ::hysterical::

"Bacon!"

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 05, 2015, 07:05:57 AM
Newsflash!

Kelly Osbourne doesn't clean toilets..thinks Latino's are only good for cleaning her crapper!

http://www.weaselzippers.us/230842-kelly-osbourne-slams-donald-trump-for-being-a-racist-if-you-kick-every-latino-out-of-this-country-then-whos-going-to-be-cleaning-your-toilet-donald-trump/ (http://www.weaselzippers.us/230842-kelly-osbourne-slams-donald-trump-for-being-a-racist-if-you-kick-every-latino-out-of-this-country-then-whos-going-to-be-cleaning-your-toilet-donald-trump/)

 ::hysterical::

Must be that inherited drug abuse...and the overly pampered lifestyle...

Certainly deserves a lengthly "swirlie"!
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 05, 2015, 08:56:32 AM
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Perez later apologized to Osbourne for being “sensitive,” saying that her "disdain should go to only Donald Trump.”

So since Osbourne's a lib, it's OK. Gotcha.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: warpmine on August 06, 2015, 08:21:13 PM
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Perez later apologized to Osbourne for being “sensitive,” saying that her "disdain should go to only Donald Trump.”

So since Osbourne's a lib, it's OK. Gotcha.
Not surprising that Osbourne, courtesy of Sharon, raised an idiot. When during your entire life you hear, smell and speak with libtards, chances are...
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on August 07, 2015, 09:56:04 AM
Swear word maps (https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/07/28/mapping-the-united-swears-of-america/)

(https://stronglang.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/jack-grieve-swear-map-of-usa-gi-z-score-asshole.png)

Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 07, 2015, 10:01:30 AM
Hell Bitch sh*t Pussy!

 ::speechless::

Well, this is Prog central/Hildabeast territory...

 ::hysterical::



Good find Weisshaupt...once of the funniest things I've seen in a while.  I needed a good chuckle today.

 ::thumbsup::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 07, 2015, 04:51:54 PM
Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?

I've heard of a Masshole.... ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Pandora on August 07, 2015, 05:52:21 PM
Maybe the Northeast uses this word so often because there are so many assholes there to encounter?

I've heard of a Masshole.... ::unknowncomic::

Yep.

It appears I've absorbed, by osmosis, the use of most of 'em.   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Alphabet Soup on August 07, 2015, 08:05:50 PM
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.

The fu*k you say?!

The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 09, 2015, 08:55:36 PM
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.

The fu*k you say?!

The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.

I bet Barry gets called that all the time.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: ToddF on August 10, 2015, 08:20:31 AM
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.

The fu*k you say?!

The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.

I bet Barry gets called that all the time.

As opposed to Assatollah?
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 10, 2015, 09:51:23 AM
If I were to believe that map then I would have to conclude that there isn't much swearing going on in my neck of the woods.

The fu*k you say?!

The only term I don't hear in common usage around here is fu*kboy - I've never heard that one before.

I bet Barry gets called that all the time.

As opposed to Assatollah?

 ::thinking::

An ass-worshipping Islaminal...

Yeah, that'll cover it.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Predator Don on August 10, 2015, 12:36:17 PM
Barry is the ayatollah of Shiiteollah.
Title: Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
Post by: Weisshaupt on August 11, 2015, 09:55:13 AM
From one of those viral email forwarding chain things..

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Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,     because plastic bags are not good for the environment.
 
 
The woman apologized to     the young girl     and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."
 
 
The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
 
 
The older lady said that she was right -- our generation didn't have the     "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on to explain:
 
Back then, we returned milk
bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over.     So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
 
 
Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.
 
We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.
 
 
But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.
 
 
Back then we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.     Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
 
 
 
But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
 
Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
 
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
 
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
 
 
But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
 
 
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a           razor     instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
 
 
But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
 
 
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the"green thing."
 
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.
 
 
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?
 
 
Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.
 
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much.