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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2280 on: July 14, 2017, 02:32:55 PM »
Definitely an uptick in pestilence of late...hope I don't see one of these signs though!



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2281 on: July 14, 2017, 03:08:42 PM »
Definitely an uptick in pestilence of late...hope I don't see one of these signs though!



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They should put those on my road....
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2283 on: July 20, 2017, 07:06:38 PM »
Make America Woke Again!   ::USA::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2284 on: August 01, 2017, 08:37:20 AM »


https://www.weaselzippers.us/351338-oklahoma-city-liquor-store-posts-sign-asking-customers-to-stay-out-if-their-pants-arent-up/

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2286 on: August 04, 2017, 09:50:42 PM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2287 on: August 05, 2017, 08:18:11 AM »
Soros money doesn't guarantee quality...   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2288 on: August 07, 2017, 11:35:35 AM »
I don't have a problem with this...and I laugh with glee while saying it!

https://www.weaselzippers.us/352057-australian-vegan-cafe-is-charging-a-man-tax/

1) No self-respecting heterosexual male should be caught dead in an angry feminazi grazzing station!

2) Fags and beta's should pay extra!

3) Opens the door for others to employ similar tactics on asshats!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2289 on: August 08, 2017, 11:40:55 AM »
Prog-Fascist!



http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/lena-dunham-transgender-fascist-t19620.html

Yup.




And, in much lighter news...

“Yung Mazi,” a popular rapper who claimed that God made him “bulletproof” after surviving at least 11 shootings, died of gunshot wounds over the weekend.

http://iotwreport.com/popular-atlanta-rapper-who-claimed-god-made-him-bulletproof-shot-and-killed/

Looks like God came to His senses...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2290 on: August 10, 2017, 12:16:18 PM »
Uhhh....



https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/895358655905792001/photo/1

Maybe the Secret Service clowns can't hit it...

 ::)



Heh!



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2291 on: August 10, 2017, 02:50:49 PM »
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SIOUX CITY, Iowa (AP) -- Authorities say a man who tried to deposit what he presented as a $1 million bill has been charged with drug possession in Iowa.

A criminal complaint says Sioux City police officers were called to a Northwest Bank branch Thursday to talk to a man who tried to deposit the bill into his account. The officers asked 33-year-old Dennis Strickland whether he had any more of the bills and that a baggie fell out when he emptied a pocket. The complaint says the baggie contained methamphetamine.

The U.S. Treasury Department says it has never produced a $1 million bill.

Iowa court records say Strickland is scheduled to be back in court Monday. His attorney hasn't returned a call Tuesday from The Associated Press.

You can't make this chit up! ::laughonfloor::

http://www.katc.com/story/36107773/man-tries-to-deposit-1-million-bill-gets-arrested-for-meth
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2292 on: August 10, 2017, 05:56:22 PM »
Uhhh....



https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/895358655905792001/photo/1

Maybe the Secret Service clowns can't hit it...

 ::)



Heh!



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   I am so stealing that!!!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2293 on: August 17, 2017, 02:12:27 PM »
DemonRat Cohen-TN: "...waiting for Trump to hang himself..."

https://www.weaselzippers.us/353556-dem-congressman-says-he-cant-wait-for-trump-to-hang-himself/

 ::saywhat::

Obviously, this guy doesn't own a mirror...or he would have aborted himself long ago...and just as obvious there is no way he has a hot wife!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2294 on: August 23, 2017, 06:30:20 AM »
Wow, such brilliance from a moron whose head looks like a soggy milk dud fell out of a drooling idiots mouth and got carpet stuck all over it!

https://www.weaselzippers.us/354235-dam-state-senator-who-called-for-trumps-assassination-removed-from-committee-assignments/

Well, sure swell of MO to pull her committee assignments but otherwise leave her in office...if threatening Duh Wun they would have gotten kicked out...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2295 on: August 29, 2017, 11:37:12 AM »
Heh!  Almost Diet Dew'd my sinuses!

http://iotwreport.com/hey-man-nice-shot-2/

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2296 on: September 05, 2017, 11:57:13 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2297 on: September 07, 2017, 12:18:29 PM »
A swell tidbit from the Crooked Clinton Crime Syndicate's latest extortion scheme - peddling that self-produced/self-promoting tome "What (the f**k) Happened" aka "Got Schlonged"...

“I heard it again on the 2016 campaign … it’s just a marriage on paper now,” she writes.

She also writes, “There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether our marriage could or should survive.”

http://iotwreport.com/hillary-openly-muses-on-divorce-from-bill-in-new-memoir/

Right...you were seriously considering ending your sham marriage and survive on your own without your political sugar daddy...and raise Chelsea Hubble in an environment free of the rapist whims of your benefactor...

Riiiight!

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“There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether our marriage could or should survive.”  - should be - “There were times that I was deeply unsure about whether Bill and I should even be alive.”
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2298 on: September 07, 2017, 03:37:31 PM »
  Politics makes strange bedfellows.     Those two are as strange as it gets.  You have two political animals and in this case I mean animals that would sell their mothers souls to the devil to get higher office and they eat each others sh*t shamelessly in public and show all the shame of a pregnant nun.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2299 on: September 08, 2017, 01:45:07 PM »
Zipper's are slaying me today!





The sound and the fury.
 

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Apocalypse Now

Blazing saddles....

Despicable Me

Up In Smoke
 

Twister

The Mouse that Roared

The Quiet Man

The Mexican

Sniper and Sniper II

Gone with the wind . . .

End of Days

Duck Soup

The shootist

Backdraft

Armageddon

A River Runs Through It

Where the Red Fern Grows

Soylent Green.

It

Tombstone...

The Silent Man

Naked and Afraid

The Invisible Man


The Day the Earth Stood Still

Necessary Roughness

The Great Escape

Reeker...

The Fog.

Dirty Dozen

Wet Hot American Summer

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...

The Fast and the Furious

Fire down below

Devil's Pass.


Lethal Weapon

Water world.


Battlefield Earth

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Glitter

deliverance.

Rolling Thunder...

The Towering Inferno.

The Guns of Navarone


https://www.weaselzippers.us/356221-friday-open-thread-186/

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