Heh. Wild Bill can come up with some good stuff.
And as for that original article...I think that computer acronym would be more accurate if it had an "A" instead of an "O" as the second letter! It would better comport with Bill's diagram too!
I would have derivatives be a larger reservoir filled with engine ending toxicity.
This will all end so not well, won't it?! It really is a when not if proposition.