I'm pretty good at making stuff up on the fly & speaking so congruently that it'll sound plausible the first time around. And that (making sh*t up) is how I'm moving forward - totally combating insanity with more insanity.
Them: Did you hear Meryl Streep's award speech?
Me: Yes, I read about it - but the part about her masturbating with a black dildo, backstage, and moaning out Obama's name was totally repugnant.
Them: did you hear about John McCain?
Me: Which one? You know he was brutally tortured to give them time to recruit a look-alike - & it's the imposter who's been serving in Congress all these years! I was astounded when the news broke!!
Them: Did you hear the news about Michelle Obama?
Me: I did - but that article in the Journal of Advanced Science about Charles Darwin's prediction of an advanced primate in the Oval Office in the early 2000's was...well in a word...'chilling