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"Sitting on a secret?"
« on: August 18, 2013, 10:13:03 AM »
Okay, technically it's not "2A/Firearms" and it's not, technically, "Science/Technology/Medicine" either, but I get weary of sticking things in "General", sooo .......



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The sofa with a secret comes from the Heracles Research Corporation and is on display this weekend at the Fort Worth Hunter’s Extravaganza. It’s a standard size sofa, with a 78-inch long safe hiding under the cushions. According to the company’s website, the safe has a two hour fire rating. However, weighing in at 650 pounds, it’s not likely that your friends will be eager to help when you move.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/18/sitting-on-a-secret-this-sofa-has-a-gun-safe-and-bullet-proof-cushions-too/
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 10:38:23 AM »
Doesn't leave much room for seat cushions.
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2013, 10:55:42 AM »
Sure it does.  And there are others ....

http://bedgunsafe.com/bedbunkers/couch-bunker/
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2013, 04:38:42 PM »
I've never owned a 7000.00 sofa.
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2013, 06:05:21 PM »
I've never owned a 7000.00 sofa.

Me either.
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2013, 07:32:14 PM »
I've never owned a 7000.00 sofa.

   I could do better things with 7K.
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Re: "Sitting on a secret?"
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2013, 07:43:46 PM »
I've never owned a 7000.00 sofa.

   I could do better things with 7K.

$1000 safe filled with $6000 stuff!   ;)
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