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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: Libertas on April 11, 2013, 09:49:14 AM

Title: Mexico Barbie
Post by: Libertas on April 11, 2013, 09:49:14 AM

Saw this story on Fox, something didn't seem right...

http://shop.mattel.com/product/index.jsp?productId=13002270 (http://shop.mattel.com/product/index.jsp?productId=13002270)



    Your daughter can travel the globe with Barbie! This gorgeous Mexico Barbie doll is dressed for a fabulous fiesta in her vibrant pink dress with ruffles, lace, and brightly colored ribbon accents. She tops off her traditional look with a long, wavy hairstyle decorated with a pretty purple bow. Explore all the countries in the Dolls of the World collection (each doll sold separately)!

        Comes with a precious Chihuahua friend (Of course, Taco Bell pooch)
        Includes a passport and sticker sheet to help record Barbie doll’s travels (Huh?  Passport?  Just get the back wet!)  ::hysterical::
        Perfect for girls and adult collectors! (Adult collectors?  Oh, perv's!  Swell...)
        Doll cannot stand alone.  (No, she needs Ken, er Juan...whatever)


    Battery Required: No | Batteries Included: No  (No means no in ESL too)

    Assembly Required: No  (Wait till the Chihuahua friend of the human interactive element gets a hold of her!)

    Warranty: Yes (Against Chihuahua friends and perv's, si?  No?)

    Age Grade: 6 & up  (Why not cap it at say 10?)  ::whatgives::

    Country of Origin: Imported   ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: Alphabet Soup on April 11, 2013, 10:40:50 AM

Your narrative on the Barbie was hilarious (I'm gonna leave it at that).

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: ToddF on April 11, 2013, 01:35:09 PM

Passport?!  How about a fake green card?   ::bustamove::

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 11, 2013, 01:56:41 PM

No matter how hard she begs, my lil one won't be getting this Barbie until they make an ICE Agent Ken. Then I'll think about it.

 ::thinking::

But that'd be raaaaaycissssst. They'd probably sooner release a Kartel Ken, complete with removable head and gold-plated AK-47. That would be culturally sensitive.

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: Pandora on April 11, 2013, 02:03:37 PM

 ::rolllaughing::

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: ToddF on April 11, 2013, 03:13:43 PM

Ken, an ICE Agent? 

I see Ken as the Political Science graduate who just got his dream job fetching coffee for Hillary Clinton, and feeding her focus group tested lines like, "what difference does a few weapons matter?"

 ::curtsy4::

Title: Re: Mexico Barbie
Post by: John Florida on April 12, 2013, 04:28:38 PM

Quote from: Pandora on April 11, 2013, 02:03:37 PM

::rolllaughing::

   ::hysterical::