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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1261 on: April 05, 2015, 04:14:19 PM »
Snark in a British female accent is almost always grade A stuff. 

Even the name "Weekly Wipe" is so fitting.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1262 on: April 06, 2015, 07:39:34 AM »
Brilliant on every level.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1263 on: April 07, 2015, 11:51:29 AM »
See, hanging around this minion of Satan draws a plague of bees...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/11518786/Bees-interrupt-Barack-Obama-storytelling-as-children-scream.html

Just say no to Obama!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1264 on: April 13, 2015, 11:43:46 AM »
If we can overlay political and economic demographics I think we can make some reasonable deductions...or just overlay the incidence of illegal drug usage to save time...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3031829/Has-neighbourhood-buzzed-aliens-Interactive-graphic-shows-location-official-UFO-sighting-world-1933-2015.html#ixzz3WrSdztpo

Talk about being buzzed...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1266 on: April 17, 2015, 06:48:21 AM »
One of ESPN's Barbie's loses it when her car gets towed...



“I wouldn’t work in a scumbag place like this,” she says, as reported by Sports Illustrated. “That’s all you care about, taking people’s money. With no education, no skill set, just wanted to clarify that. Do you feel good about your job?… So I can be a college dropout and do the same thing?… Maybe if I was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?… I’m in television and you’re in a f—— trailer, honey.”
 
The video comes to an end with a clip of McHenry walking away saying, “Lose some weight, baby girl.”

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-suspended-after-ugly-parking-lot-rant-surfaces-online/

McHenry has been suspended for one week over the leaked video.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1267 on: April 17, 2015, 07:56:55 AM »
Crazy Lady is pretty proud of her Communication Studies Degree, isn't she?


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1268 on: April 17, 2015, 11:16:16 AM »
Rush is playing the audio of the video...

Man, is she ever an elitist spoiled brat...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1269 on: April 17, 2015, 11:33:53 AM »
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1270 on: April 17, 2015, 11:35:35 AM »
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.

Oh, and the bookend to that is:

"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"

Soon enough she will have neither.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1271 on: April 17, 2015, 11:45:46 AM »
Beauty (being relativistically in the eye of the beholder) is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

What an ugly broad.

Oh, and the bookend to that is:

"Beauty is fleeting but character is forever"

Soon enough she will have neither.

If she doesn't have a preping sugar-daddy, she might get by hooking for a while when it all goes sideways, but that won't last long...


ETA - OMG, Rush's prediction of what Britt will turn into...he plays the shrill Hillary screed!!!    ::speechless::   ::exitstageleft::

A fate worse than death!!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1272 on: April 17, 2015, 01:57:55 PM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1273 on: April 17, 2015, 07:55:04 PM »
  Can we use the fat old white men on her this go around?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1274 on: April 20, 2015, 06:43:54 AM »
Yeah, why not.

The way things have been going lately a refrain of "because he/she/it is a transvestite neo-pagan...and it's about time" is propbably just around the next corner...

Who would've thought Idiocracy was a plan, not just a silly movie?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1276 on: April 21, 2015, 11:30:40 AM »
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1277 on: April 21, 2015, 08:14:23 PM »
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1278 on: April 21, 2015, 10:17:12 PM »
Dykes wanted perfect sperm, got crap instead

 ::hysterical::

Yo, why so judgemental?!

 ::laughonfloor::

Whadjya think you'd get rolling in there to donate?

 ::rolllaughing::


This is what happens when you don't sleep with the sperm donor.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1279 on: April 22, 2015, 07:05:36 AM »
I tell ya, there are so many stupid people about, it's hard to keep up with all their antics!

Homeopathic herb store operator slays Dell PC with 9mm, and check out the picture, doesn't look like your usual gun-toter...this homeo (cough! weed dealer cough!) looks about as lethal as a pimple!  Oh, and blue screen of death?  How old is this PC?  Probably time for an upgrade, dude.  And that blue screen is probably coming from MicroSoft mroe than Dell...

 ::hysterical::

Benny feels sorry for censoring his evil slave-owning ancestors.

Keep grapling, dumbass!   ::mooning::

This level of stupid is permanent.

OK, now this next one is kinda funny!

Tree planted to honor the memory of the Ferguson Dindu Nuffin is vandalized...

The first comment by Robert Duncan started things nicely - "That poor tree.  Cut down in the prime of it's life.  Limbs up, don't cut!"

 ::laughonfloor::

And how can we have a full discussion about idiots if we miss out on those who like to throw (all) their sh*t at others?

The Queer Student Union at California Polytechnic University recently orchestrated a three-day “sh*t-in” at which students preached “Gender Diversity” and encouraged students to use solely gender-neutral bathrooms on campus

Wow.  I guess most of these idiots are there on minority scholarships, right?  Any self-respecting parent with a kid this stupid paying for this would be wise to stop the checks!  Yeah, let's act stupid for less than 1/1000th of the population!

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