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Title: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: AlanS on January 07, 2014, 12:24:20 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/01/06/bigfoot-hunter-claims-to-have-killed-beast-has-proof/ (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/01/06/bigfoot-hunter-claims-to-have-killed-beast-has-proof/)

(http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Scitech/660/371/rick-dyer-bigfoot.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

Me being the cynical bastard that I am, I'm just not excited.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: trapeze on January 07, 2014, 12:42:04 PM
Yeah, can't wait for the independent analysis of the "DNA samples" to come back from the lab. Maybe he will get a Nobel Prize. I'm guessing not, though, skeptic that I am.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 07, 2014, 12:47:03 PM
I read that this morning. In the article at Fox there is a link to other photos besides the one posted here and at Fox.

I clicked it... dead-end - 404.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Glock32 on January 07, 2014, 01:43:09 PM
I'm doubtful.  Last I heard, Bigfoot was staying for an extra two weeks in Hawaii.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 07, 2014, 01:58:01 PM
I'm doubtful.  Last I heard, Bigfoot was staying for an extra two weeks in Hawaii.

 ::rimshot::

 ::thinking::
If said hunter wanted to remove all doubt.... Anyone have frequent flyer miles that'll get him to Hawaii?

I jest.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Weisshaupt on January 07, 2014, 04:18:32 PM
I'm doubtful.  Last I heard, Bigfoot was staying for an extra two weeks in Hawaii.

Apparently this Dryer guy who shot it has tried this hoax before.. with Rubber Ape costumes.  Wants another 15 minutes in the sun I guess
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Predator Don on January 07, 2014, 04:27:43 PM
Bigfoot is real......I know because I watched it on television......
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on January 07, 2014, 09:32:43 PM
I'm doubtful.  Last I heard, Bigfoot was staying for an extra two weeks in Hawaii.

I think you have confused her for Sasquatch.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: AlanS on January 08, 2014, 06:31:25 AM
I'm doubtful.  Last I heard, Bigfoot was staying for an extra two weeks in Hawaii.

I think you have confused her for Sasquatch.

Aren't they at least cousins?
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Libertas on January 08, 2014, 07:07:41 AM
Killed Moochelle's pappa!  Oh the horror!

 ::ohno::

 ::hysterical::

And I am a skeptic too.  If this was real he wouldn't be pimping this thing like this and charge people to view it.  That is a Bush League snake-oil crap kinda move!

If legit all you have to do is throw that bastard in the back of your pickup, drive to the nearest big city news station and have 'em come out for a looksie.  Then, off to the nearest lab for DNA testing and autopsy.  That's how you do that.  Don't worry about the money up front, that'll come later in the form of book deals and movie rights.

This just smells bogus.

PS-The same process outlined above applies to ET too!  (It is why neither of yet have been proved to exist IMO!)
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Sectionhand on January 09, 2014, 04:34:21 AM
Why does the news media give space to lying bastards like this ? ... Oh ... I forgot ... They quote Stymie all the time , don't they ?
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Libertas on January 09, 2014, 07:41:46 AM
Why does the news media give space to lying bastards like this ? ... Oh ... I forgot ... They quote Stymie all the time , don't they ?

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Predator Don on January 09, 2014, 01:58:12 PM
I bet if barack Obama proclaimed there is a bigfoot, the story would become true.
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: AlanS on January 09, 2014, 02:09:27 PM
I bet if barack Obama proclaimed there is a bigfoot, the story would become true.

If Barack had an uncle....
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: Septugenarian on January 09, 2014, 03:55:42 PM
I bet if barack Obama proclaimed there is a bigfoot, the story would become true.

If Barack had an uncle....

He does, and he might be.  ::gaah::
Title: Re: Man claims to have killed a Bigfoot
Post by: AmericanPatriot on January 09, 2014, 04:07:29 PM
If this is real he could take it to those bozos with the Finding Bigfoot TV show.
Of course, they probably couldn't find it if he dropped at their feet