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Mooch unleashed
« on: April 22, 2014, 08:36:22 AM »
It seems that stories about the inevitable crackup of the Obama's come along every month.  Enjoy this month's addition.

EXCLUSIVE! MICHELLE OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE OF HORRORS!

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As their marriage falls apart in the wake of the president’s womanizing ways, an angry and bitter Michelle has earned the nickname “Monster Michelle” from staffers who watch in fear as she goes on the warpath if she doesn’t get her own way.

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“Michelle is indeed heartless,” the source continued. “She came into her office one day and found a junior staff­er putting flowers on her desk.”

Michelle hadn’t asked for flowers and asked who had.

The frightened staffer said they were from the president, thinking the gesture by Barack was truly romantic.

Michelle didn’t care. The staffer hadn’t asked permission and the source said the first lady snapped: “Why don’t you see if you can get him to sign your paycheck?” – and then fired her on the spot.

War on Wommins again.

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They had their worst fight ever over Michelle’s lavish trip to China in late March. The president was furious when advisers informed him the couple’s vacation spending would top the $150 million mark, and he begged her to cancel the trip.

CYA?   ::thinking::

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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 09:08:29 AM »
O good grief.  I read the thing and while I have no trouble believing she's a world class btch, I am absolutely not buying the "poor Barack" schtick.  Nor the idea that he's a "womanizer".
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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 09:32:14 AM »
Womanizer? No
Pole smoker? Yes.
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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 11:40:28 AM »
What Dan said!


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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 03:30:06 PM »
The closest Øbongo has ever come to "womanizing" is when he sniffs bicycle seats at the local elementary school.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 07:09:23 AM »
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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 07:26:16 AM »
Note that with the Enquirer, when a story's false, lawsuits immediately ensue.  When a story is true, silence ensues.

I think this one has legs.  That China trip fits perfectly into this narrative, and we could all see how the Wookie was upset with the selfie at the funeral.

What other First Lady has ever taken high profile, extravagant  trips like this?  Imelda Marcos used to take these exact kind of trips, Mooch takes.  That's Mooch's only contemporary in this world.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 07:49:15 AM »
Maybe she'll be more like Nadezhda Alliluyeva, Stalin's second wife...who may have been snuffed by Uncle Joe.

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2014, 12:16:38 PM »
Japanese MP who was angry that Michelle didn't join president on Tokyo trip makes extraordinary claim that Obama CHEATS and their looming divorce is 'an open secret'

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Picked up by Drudge.  I'm not sure the original Enquirer story was.  Moochless Japan visit only adds some more gasoline to the fire.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 12:19:01 PM »
Heh, would be high-larious if she came out and said "He's whacked, he likes boys, he loves Reggie more than me!".

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 12:38:38 PM »
I hope his whole life crumbles and takes his whole family with him. The whole thing.
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2014, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on April 24, 2014, 12:38:38 PM
I hope his whole life crumbles and takes his whole family with him. The whole thing.

I'd give the dog a pass.....;')
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2014, 02:26:25 PM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on April 24, 2014, 01:59:06 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on April 24, 2014, 12:38:38 PM
I hope his whole life crumbles and takes his whole family with him. The whole thing.

I'd give the dog a pass.....;')

You're such a softie, Soup.
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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2014, 12:22:28 AM »
Yea I know - I figure he's lasted this long without becoming the main course.... ::evilbat::
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2014, 07:50:39 AM »
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Re: Mooch unleashed
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2014, 08:14:29 AM »
Her daddy was probably the one who put flowers on Mooch's table, without asking.
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2014, 08:22:21 AM »
Heh!
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2014, 09:16:42 AM »
Didn't that brain damaged asswipe realize that jobs are doled out according to donation amount.  ::praying::Daddy had time to wast as he was unemployed anyway thus it was expected to help get his god elected. ::rockethrow::
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2014, 04:03:45 PM »
Obama a womanizer? Hell, Jerry Sandusky was a bigger womanizer than Pres Sero.
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