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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: John Florida on April 13, 2011, 10:29:08 PM

Title: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: John Florida on April 13, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says,
"Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks,
"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.   No point in you coming in for that."
Title: Re: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: rickl on April 13, 2011, 10:43:56 PM
 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: LadyVirginia on April 14, 2011, 12:12:22 AM
 ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::


I'll be laughing at that one all day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: Libertas on April 14, 2011, 06:38:54 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/LOL/lol-cartoon-ag1.gif)

PS-Did you know the post office has its own wreckers?  Boy, do they know how to blow money or what?!
Title: Re: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: Sectionhand on April 14, 2011, 10:58:31 AM
Almost makes you not want to open that Christmas card from Mom !  ::puke::
Title: Re: Coffee and Testicles?
Post by: stelalouis on April 21, 2011, 02:03:07 AM
It was a  great puzzle for the guy who go at post office for interview. ^-^