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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: rustybayonet on December 23, 2013, 12:17:10 PM

Title: Survivor - Michigan Style
Post by: rustybayonet on December 23, 2013, 12:17:10 PM

Due to the popularity of 'Survivor' shows, Northern Michigan is planning to do it's own .....

The contestants will start in Traverse City, travel over to Kalakaska and on to Grayling.  Then they will head north to Gaylord, Mackinaw City and Sault St. Marie.  From there they will proceed west to Iron Mountain and Cooper Harbor.
Then they will go southeast to Escanaba and St. Ignace, and the final leg will be back to Traverse City.
Each contestant will be driving a PINK Volvo with California license plates and numerous bumper stickers that read; "I'm gay and Proud of it", I'm a vegetarian", "Beer is harmful to your health", "Republicans Suck", "Hillary in 2016", "Deer hunting is Murder", and I'm here to confiscate your guns".

Good luck to all contestants!

The first one that makes is back to Traverse City 'ALIVE' wins!!!!

Title: Re: Survivor - Michigan Style
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on December 23, 2013, 02:39:26 PM

Have they scheduled a stop at the Charlevoix Coast Guard Station? I'm sure they'd receive a "warm" welcome there! ::evil::

Title: Re: Survivor - Michigan Style
Post by: Septugenarian on December 23, 2013, 06:36:55 PM

As a former resident I can attest that an appropriate welcome would have been arranged in numerous locations.  I suppose that community would refer to them as ambushes.  Oh well, you can't please everyone.

 ::rockets::  ::rockets::  ::rockets::  by   ::unknowncomic:: et al.  ::beertoast::

Title: Re: Survivor - Michigan Style
Post by: AlanS on December 23, 2013, 08:09:42 PM

I'd rather see Survivor: Detroit.