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Title: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on January 15, 2014, 08:47:50 AM
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WHAT A MAN WHO APPARENTLY HASN’T BATHED IN 60 YEARS LOOKS LIKE
Jan. 14, 2014 2:20pm    Sharona Schwartz

Iranian media are claiming that an 80-year-old man has broken the world record for the number of years he has let elapse since he last bathed himself.

The Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) and the Tehran Times reported that one Amou Haji of southern Iran has not bathed for 60 years.

The Tehran Times described Haji as a sort of recluse who took to the countryside after experiencing “emotional setbacks” as a young man.

According to the paper, Haji believes cleanliness brings on illness, and therefore avoids showers at all cost.

What Would a Man Who Didnt Bathe for 60 Years Look Like?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/PEOPLE/Iran-Man-IRNA-Screen-620x305.jpg)

More details of Haji’s unorthodox lifestyle include eating rotten meat, especially porcupine meat, and drinking dirty water. TheBlaze cannot verify details of the story, but the Tehran Times explains:

His smoking pipe is filled with animal’s feces instead of tobacco and when he feels like smoking cigarettes he lights up a few of them at a time.

He wears a war helmet not to fight off the enemy in the battle field but to keep away from the bitterly cold winters.

Amou Haji has a couple of places to live in: one is a hole in the ground resembling a grave to keep him grounded and in touch with the reality of life and the other is an open brick shack built by those who felt sorry for him.

 ::bigpuke::

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/14/what-a-man-who-apparently-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years-looks-like/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/14/what-a-man-who-apparently-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years-looks-like/)
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: Pandora on January 15, 2014, 09:13:55 AM
All that inbreeding is why they're all mental cases to some degree.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: trapeze on January 15, 2014, 09:30:07 AM
Why am I not surprised that such a record would be set by an islamist? And that other islamists would be proud of it to the point of publishing a story about it. Perhaps they can next claim a world record for biggest turd or something. I guess if this is all you have in your quest to demonstrate your supposed ethnic superiority then you just have to go with it.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on January 15, 2014, 09:32:53 AM
Why am I not surprised that such a record would be set by an islamist? And that other islamists would be proud of it to the point of publishing a story about it. Perhaps they can next claim a world record for biggest turd or something. I guess if this is all you have in your quest to demonstrate your supposed ethnic superiority then you just have to go with it.

Trap, we have the biggest turd. No contest at all.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: ToddF on January 15, 2014, 10:22:36 AM
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His smoking pipe is filled with animal’s feces instead of tobacco

I remember Cheech & Chong's bit along those lines.  They admitted it was some pretty good s**t.

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: Libertas on January 15, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
Looks like he smells...and even the camels stay away!
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 15, 2014, 12:48:16 PM
Apes groom themselves. Dogs, cats. Rodents. I'd wager even cockroaches have some method of keeping their exterior minimally clean.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: rustybayonet on January 15, 2014, 01:21:29 PM
So thats why the middleeast stinks. ::speechless::
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: AlanS on January 15, 2014, 01:27:42 PM
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His smoking pipe is filled with animal’s feces instead of tobacco

I remember Cheech & Chong's bit along those lines.  They admitted it was some pretty good s**t.

 ::rimshot::

It was Labrador, man. ::pimp::
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: Pandora on January 15, 2014, 01:34:21 PM
Apes groom themselves. Dogs, cats. Rodents. I'd wager even cockroaches have some method of keeping their exterior minimally clean.

Yes, roaches groom themselves as well (http://health.ninemsn.com.au/whatsgoodforyou/theshow/694458/are-cockroaches-as-dirty-as-we-all-believe).  I discovered this when researching Diatomaceous Earth (http://npic.orst.edu/factsheets/degen.html) as a cockroach elimination substance.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: BigAlSouth on January 15, 2014, 03:08:06 PM
Pull his finger.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: richb on January 15, 2014, 03:10:16 PM
Pull his finger.

Please don't,  it will likely break off
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: AlanS on January 15, 2014, 04:38:02 PM
Pull his finger.

I wouldn't get close enough to touch him without a decontamination suit.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: Libertas on January 16, 2014, 07:34:07 AM
I am surprised he doesn't burst into flames as he tries to light that camel dung!
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: rustybayonet on January 16, 2014, 08:58:48 AM
I am surprised he doesn't burst into flames as he tries to light that camel dung!

He doesn't use the camel dung for smoking,  - it's his 'spread on' deodorant.
Title: Re: Phew! What's that stench?
Post by: Libertas on January 16, 2014, 12:00:37 PM
I am surprised he doesn't burst into flames as he tries to light that camel dung!

He doesn't use the camel dung for smoking,  - it's his 'spread on' deodorant.

If you have to smear camel shyt all over you as deoderant...dang, you must really stink and be desperate to smell like anything else!   ::hysterical::