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Topics => TEOTWAWKI => Topic started by: Libertas on November 17, 2014, 11:59:33 AM

Title: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: Libertas on November 17, 2014, 11:59:33 AM: http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/272087/speedreads-manufacturers-warn-that-the-world-may-soon-run-out-of-chocolate (http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/272087/speedreads-manufacturers-warn-that-the-world-may-soon-run-out-of-chocolate)

I don't wanna here any of this "no chocolate" nonsense! ::oldman::
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: AlanS on November 17, 2014, 02:30:46 PM: I know a BUNCH of women who are gonna be upset. And one of them I'm married to. ::bashing::
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: Libertas on November 17, 2014, 02:52:11 PM: Better start stocking up...or go to the divorce attorney now before she cleans you out later! ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 17, 2014, 04:20:10 PM: Quote from: AlanS on November 17, 2014, 02:30:46 PM
I know a BUNCH of women who are gonna be upset. And one of them I'm married to. ::bashing::

For every upset woman, there will be at least one man willing to invade Switzerland to keep her happy!!
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: AlanS on November 17, 2014, 04:47:50 PM: Quote from: ChrstnHsbndFthr on November 17, 2014, 04:20:10 PM
Quote from: AlanS on November 17, 2014, 02:30:46 PM
I know a BUNCH of women who are gonna be upset. And one of them I'm married to. ::bashing::

For every upset woman, there will be at least one man willing to invade Switzerland to keep her happy!!

Nailed it!!

If Momma's not happy, NOBODY's happy.
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: Alphabet Soup on November 17, 2014, 06:31:13 PM: Chocolate is one of my (few) vices. I can't keep it in the house because if it's around, it's gone. I'll probably be better off if they hoard it all ;')
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: trapeze on November 17, 2014, 11:20:01 PM: I first read about this maybe two or three years ago and I take it seriously. Long term hoarding for me is in the form of cocoa powder and chocolate syrup, both designed for long term storage and maximum usefulness.
Title: Re: Better start hoarding chocolate!!!
Post by: Libertas on November 18, 2014, 06:23:52 AM: I was wondering about the proper medium to store and thought powder might be the best option. ::hat-tip::