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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: rustybayonet on January 26, 2016, 10:08:04 PM

Title: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: rustybayonet on January 26, 2016, 10:08:04 PM

Now I've heard everything - idiot crashes car and dies pantless, while watching a porn movie.  Great city Detroit, the salt of the earth and class personified or is that perversely demented. Wonder if Detroit will have that as a prerequisite on their 'Drivers License' testing ? 


http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/ (http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/)

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: Pandora on January 27, 2016, 02:15:19 AM

SMH.  What a world.

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: ToddF on January 27, 2016, 07:18:53 AM

It's not every day you see a car ejaculate it's passenger.

 ::exitstageleft::

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: Libertas on January 27, 2016, 07:55:44 AM

 ::hysterical::

Nice, the Idiocracy is picking up.

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: Predator Don on January 27, 2016, 01:41:02 PM

3:30 am......Drivers...keep both hands on the wheel....and keep your pants on.

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: AlanS on January 27, 2016, 03:07:03 PM

I can just see the new road signs: PORN KILLS!

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on January 27, 2016, 03:19:29 PM

Quote from: Predator Don on January 27, 2016, 01:41:02 PM

3:30 am......Drivers...keep both hands on the wheel....and keep your pants on.

Hands up, pants down
(or he's "up" with his pants down  :o ).
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Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: Libertas on January 28, 2016, 07:50:28 AM

Quote from: AlanS on January 27, 2016, 03:07:03 PM

I can just see the new road signs: PORN KILLS!

Yeah, stupid has nothing to do with it, right?  That's just too blatantly judgemental even if 100% true!

Many of the lesser variants in the species is in a hurry to die, I just wish there was a safe, legal and not very rare option available.

Oh well, just have to find a back alley way.  They forced us into the shadows after all, its all their fault!

Title: Re: Detroit Demented Driver
Post by: John Florida on January 28, 2016, 08:35:44 PM

  Sick ass.....