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Topics => Judiciary, Crime, & Courts => Topic started by: charlesoakwood on May 17, 2011, 12:06:21 AM

Title: Busted in Houston
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 17, 2011, 12:06:21 AM

Raccoon meat, illegal drugs, guns sold at car wash, say Houston police (http://www.kens5.com/home/Raccoon-meat-illegal-drugs-sold-at-car-wash-say-Houston-police-121736484.html)

 [blockquote]Four people were arrested at a North Houston full-service car wash where, in addition to washes and waxes, illegal drugs and raccoon meat were sold, Houston police said.
...
two weapons and more than a thousand prescription pills.
...illegal gambling...two dominoes tables...high stakes gambling going on inside a shed in the back.

The owner Michael Maxwell said it’s all lies.[/blockquote]

Oh noes, he didn't take the coons to the meat inspector.

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Sectionhand on May 17, 2011, 04:52:38 AM

I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Libertas on May 17, 2011, 06:49:34 AM

Would like you like rabies infected or not rabies infected?  The latter I am sure carries a premium!

Can I get some Armadillo appetizers too?

 ::laughonfloor::

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 17, 2011, 09:58:48 AM

Dilla was more popular before it was found to carry that little bug that caused Leprosy in humans.

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Libertas on May 17, 2011, 10:02:19 AM

Well, if rabies don't scare them, why would leprosy?!

 ::rimshot::

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Sectionhand on May 17, 2011, 10:51:57 AM

I'd hate for my lips to fall off while eating one of those scrumptious Coonburgers !

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Libertas on May 17, 2011, 11:10:07 AM

 ::laughonfloor::   ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: Damn_Lucky on May 17, 2011, 05:51:07 PM

Quote from: Sectionhand on May 17, 2011, 04:52:38 AM

I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .

I don't know about burgers but doubled boiled and BBQ sauce it is as good as any shredded beef1 ::whoohoo::

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: John Florida on May 17, 2011, 06:53:09 PM

Quote from: Damn_Lucky on May 17, 2011, 05:51:07 PM

Quote from: Sectionhand on May 17, 2011, 04:52:38 AM

I wonder what a Coonburger tastes like .

I don't know about burgers but doubled boiled and BBQ sauce it is as good as any shredded beef1 ::whoohoo::

I'm with you,Ive had it several times and I like it. Don't listen to the city boys on the blog DL.

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 17, 2011, 08:46:45 PM

Chicken Fried.

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: ToddF on May 18, 2011, 07:54:38 AM

Gotta have pictures!

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/houston-car-wash-selling-a-lot-more-than-a-car-shine/ (http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/houston-car-wash-selling-a-lot-more-than-a-car-shine/)

Or at least video of the requisite pit bulls and such.

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: charlesoakwood on May 18, 2011, 08:07:05 PM

Crack Coons Car Wash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J835M4Wbpw8#)

Title: Re: Busted in Houston
Post by: John Florida on May 18, 2011, 08:16:38 PM

Now that there's funny I don't care who you are. ::hysterical::