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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 02:45:44 PM

Title: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 02:45:44 PM: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/19/dc-department-transportation-tweets-rapture/ (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/19/dc-department-transportation-tweets-rapture/)
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 19, 2011, 03:05:58 PM: I'm offended.

Where can I pick up my check?
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 03:31:51 PM: Sorry Lady V, you don't fit the appropriate diversity profile to be offended, according to the Proglodyte Politburo.
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Pandora on May 19, 2011, 03:34:19 PM: Quote from: LadyVirginia on May 19, 2011, 03:05:58 PM
I'm offended.

Where can I pick up my check?

I just recently read an account of a fracas at welfare office caused by another reprobate wanting to know why she had to wait for her "paycheck". Seriously. The piece went on to explain that the term is widely used by other welfare-collecting reprobates: paycheck.
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 19, 2011, 04:37:34 PM: Quote from: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 03:31:51 PM
Sorry Lady V, you don't fit the appropriate diversity profile to be offended, according to the Proglodyte Politburo.

dang

I wanted to go to the casino this weekend
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 06:00:46 PM: Quote from: LadyVirginia on May 19, 2011, 04:37:34 PM
Quote from: Libertas on May 19, 2011, 03:31:51 PM
Sorry Lady V, you don't fit the appropriate diversity profile to be offended, according to the Proglodyte Politburo.

dang

I wanted to go to the casino this weekend

No doubt others with OPM will be there!
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Sectionhand on May 20, 2011, 06:36:25 AM: The DOT notwithstanding , a lot of people believe in "The Rapture" . I don't ... but that's just me .
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: LadyVirginia on May 20, 2011, 11:15:32 AM: I'm no biblical scholar and don't even purport to understand a lot of it but I was always under the impression that no one would know when the end was coming--which was the point of always being ready.
Title: Re: DC DOT - No Work After Rapture
Post by: Libertas on May 21, 2011, 09:29:43 AM: There is that little warning at the end of Revelations that many people, many who should know better, fail to heed time and time again!