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Title: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Predator Don on June 02, 2011, 05:06:30 PM

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Libertas on June 02, 2011, 07:28:22 PM

HI-OHHH!!!

 ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: charlesoakwood on June 02, 2011, 07:56:41 PM

 ::rimshot::.

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Glock32 on June 02, 2011, 08:28:14 PM

#11 - A gun doesn't mind if you empty the mag in just a few seconds   ::rimshot::

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: trapeze on June 02, 2011, 10:48:55 PM

Very nice.

More please.

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: IronDioPriest on June 02, 2011, 11:36:57 PM

I'm sorry - maybe I'm just an ol' horn-dog. But when I try to add to the list, all I can think of are the reasons to prefer a woman over a gun.
 ::pimp::

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2011, 06:38:47 AM

Quote from: IronDioPriest on June 02, 2011, 11:36:57 PM

I'm sorry - maybe I'm just an ol' horn-dog. But when I try to add to the list, all I can think of are the reasons to prefer a woman over a gun.
 ::pimp::

http://soundbible.com/1375-Whip-Crack.html (http://soundbible.com/1375-Whip-Crack.html)

 ;D

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Sectionhand on June 03, 2011, 06:48:18 AM

Quote from: Predator Don on June 02, 2011, 05:06:30 PM

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can trade an old 44 for TWO new 22s .

Title: Re: Ten reasons to prefer a gun over a woman
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2011, 07:17:00 AM

Quote from: Sectionhand on June 03, 2011, 06:48:18 AM

Quote from: Predator Don on June 02, 2011, 05:06:30 PM

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can trade an old 44 for TWO new 22s .

 ;D