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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: trapeze on June 03, 2011, 10:59:40 AM
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Here's your chuckle of the day.
Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?
Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.
The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product 'a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.'
The apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name 'The Midnight Rider,' explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.
This 'effectively denies entry to Allah's paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist,' Rider adds.
The website also notes its customers include members of the U.S. military.
'Thousands of bottles of Silver Bullet Gun Oil have been distributed since July of 2004 by its creator to members of ALL U.S. Military branches,' it claims.
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393679/Did-pork-coated-bullet-kill-Bin-Laden-Yes-says-firm-claim-pig-fat-gun-oil-bought-U-S-military-personnel.html)
Hey, it's their rules about the paradise and virgins stuff. Tough luck for OBL that he didn't follow the rules when he was suddenly and unexpectedly dispatched to hell.
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Here's your chuckle of the day.
Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?
Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.
The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product 'a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.'
The apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name 'The Midnight Rider,' explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.
This 'effectively denies entry to Allah's paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist,' Rider adds.
The website also notes its customers include members of the U.S. military.
'Thousands of bottles of Silver Bullet Gun Oil have been distributed since July of 2004 by its creator to members of ALL U.S. Military branches,' it claims.
LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393679/Did-pork-coated-bullet-kill-Bin-Laden-Yes-says-firm-claim-pig-fat-gun-oil-bought-U-S-military-personnel.html)
Hey, it's their rules about the paradise and virgins stuff. Tough luck for OBL that he didn't follow the rules when he was suddenly and unexpectedly dispatched to hell.
There aren't any virgins where he is anyway,so no harm no foul.
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Hey, I gotta get me some 'o that! Products like this need our support!
::thumbsup::
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Yep, just what you need to pump into jihadis.
Put 'em on the express train to hell.
And, at $8.95/4 oz. bottle it makes a great Father's Day gift.
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That should be advertised on Arabic TV.
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Black Jack Pershing would be proud
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That should be advertised on Arabic TV.
Or perhaps this...
SqueezBacon from ThinkGeek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2FIL7Uv4M#ws)