It's About Liberty: A Conservative Forum
Topics => Politics/Legislation/Elections => Topic started by: Libertas on November 12, 2019, 12:09:45 PM
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Prepare to move this to the departed thread.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/437304-breaking-jimmy-carter-just-had-emergency-brain-surgery/ (https://www.weaselzippers.us/437304-breaking-jimmy-carter-just-had-emergency-brain-surgery/)
Seems pointless to me...pretty sure nothing in that cavity resembling a functioning brain...
See what being dumb gets you? You give away a valuable canal, you trash an economy, you launch a half-assed operation that left 8 dead in Tabas, Iran and expose hostages to more maltreatment...you yammer about lust in your heart and malaise in your head...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4a95173224795906938b4c83b02508ad3538bd9a33f8fe70a81d288e84e81073.jpg)
...and get your ass seriously kicked!
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It couldn't have been much of a surgery....
::rimshot::
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It couldn't have been much of a surgery....
::rimshot::
A guy goes to a brain surgeon to inquire about a brain transplant. The surgeon hands him his business card & tells him to turn it over. On the flip side he reads the following:
BRAINS:
- NFL Players brains - $5,000/oz.
- Lawyer’s brains - $7,500/oz.
- Plumber’s brains - $15,000/oz
- Democrat Ex-President brains - $50,000/oz.
Doc asks: “What’ll it be?“
Dude says: “Probably the Plumber category — but why are the Democrat POTUS brains so much?”
Doc: “Are you kidding me — do you know how many Democrat presidents we have to sort through to find an ounce of brains??”
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He was harmless enough when out of office he was just stupid in office. Dumb as a stump but did a lot of good for a lot of people I think trying to make up for his incompetence in office.