5 feet higher than highest point in recorded history.
Ugly. Very ugly.
And it's all because of global warming.
Er, um, "record snow pack"... well, maybe not.
Maybe not, indeed.
I was looking for some amateur video of Minot on youtube this afternoon and I stumbled across a heretofore unknown (to me) blackhelicoptertinfoilhat fringe group. They are, of course, nuts and too stupid to live normal lives. The conspiracy that they believe in is called HAARP. It took me a while to find out just what that acronym stands for but I finally found it in the Urban Dictionary...
A government project used to control the weather. The msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive HAARP testing. HAARP stands for HIGH FREQUENCY ACTIVE AURORAL RESEARCH PROGRAM.
This is an offshoot of the people who believe that airliner contrails are seeding the atmosphere with sinister chemicals that cause mind control, etc.
The HAARP people apparently believe that the men in black are using airport radar systems to control the weather.
The following video is made by one of the chief HAARP nutcases (made today about the coming Minot disaster) and implies that the government has literally created the flood...
Minot, ND -- HAARP ring center -- 12,000 people in area -- FLOODING IMMINENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUPFtr7N9WQ#ws)
Behold the ObamaVoter® and be dismayed.